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新版睡美人剧本(搞笑的)
新版睡美人剧本(搞笑的)

睡美人

旁白:在很久很久以前,有一个美丽的王国,里面住着国王一家人,还有若干仆人,但是,国王和王后没有孩子……

王后祈祷状:神啊,请赐给我一个皮肤像雪一样白,嘴唇像血一样鲜艳的孩子吧~我要男孩!

旁白:神听到了王后的祈祷,于是,派了一只乌鸦叼了一个婴孩(芭比娃娃代替)给王后。

乌鸦上场:傻瓜,傻瓜,傻瓜……(龙套过场,丢下一婴孩)

王后惊喜的喊:天啊,快来看看,这是上天赐给我们的礼物啊~

国王上场:哦,我的上帝,真是个美丽的孩子,亲爱的,我看我们就叫她艾丽吧~

王后反对:不,我觉得叫艾莎更好听。

国王伸手:那好吧~老规矩!

王后和国王猜拳:石头、剪子、布!

王后雀跃的看着孩子:耶!亲爱的孩子,以后你的名字就叫艾莎了哦!

国王庄重地宣布:为了庆祝我老来得子,我要宴请天下臣民,快,摆个三天三夜的流水席!

某财政长官哭喊着上:陛下,我们要工资!

国王一挥手,财政长官被士兵拖下。

国王沉思状:看来还是光请些重量级的人物就好了……

旁白:于是,国王和王后邀请了被称之为“十三点”的仙女组合,来为公主洗礼。

仙女们:大家好!我们是“仙女十三点”!我们带来一段歌舞为公主洗礼。

仙女1:我赐予小公主和我一样无与伦比的美貌!(旁白:你确定?)

仙女2:我赐予小公主无与伦比的智慧,就像我一样!(旁白:8+8=?仙女2不假思索的回答:64!)

仙女3:我,我赐予小公主,无,无与伦比的,口,口才……(旁白直接上来贴胶布)

仙女4:我赐予小公主像我一样的温柔性情,哈哈哈(三段式大笑~)

仙女5:我赐予小公主善良的心!(阴险的拿起草人,我扎我扎我扎扎扎~)

仙女6:我赐予小公主正直勇敢的心!让公主代表月亮惩治罪恶!(旁白:啊,蟑螂啊~ 仙女6:救命啊~瞬间跑没影了~)

仙女7:我赐予小公主永远也不变形的身材!

旁白:(举着胖子的照片问仙女)这是不是你?

仙女:没点体重能压的了我的美貌吗?旁白:。。。。。。

仙女8:我要赐予小公主美妙的嗓音!(接着,仙女8传出了难听的歌唱声)

仙女9:我赐予小公主永远也花不完的金钱!(国王点头中:还是这个实用点~)

仙女10:我会保佑小公主永远受到人民的爱戴!

仙女11:我会赐予小公主幸福!

仙女12:我要赐给小公主我们“13点”组合的思维逻辑!哦哈哈哈~(众人企求状:天啊!)

仙女13:我要赐予小公主……

旁白:正在最后一位仙女要赐予小公主祝福的时候,突然之间电闪雷鸣,世界发生了异变(语气异常的沉重~)(在这加点电闪雷鸣的音效)

魔女1登场:为了防止世界被破~~坏(抖几声~)

魔女2:为了维护世界的和~~平(继续抖)

魔女1:换之爱与真实的邪恶

魔女2:可恶又讨厌的反派角色!

魔女们站在一起:我们是穿梭在宇宙中的超级魔女组合!!

女巫伸出手臂做期待状:看!黑洞!黑色的明天在等着我们!

乌鸦跑龙套:就是这样!傻瓜!傻瓜!

旁白惊恐:大事不好了,万恶的女巫出现了!

女巫(一手指天一手指地,做唯我独尊状):这么大的一个宴会居然没有邀请我这个宇宙间第一玉树临风、英俊潇洒、风流倜傥的女巫?

国王:那个,是因为您老搬家,所以……

女巫手一挥:辩解无用!既然大家都送了小公主礼物,那我也来送一样吧!(当当当当~跟班敲手鼓)小公主确实无忧无虑的生活着,但到了16岁生日那天,她就会被一根香蕉给噎死!哈哈哈哈!噎死吧!

旁白:停停停,不是应该被纺车给扎死吗?

女巫:你家有纺车吗?

旁白:没有!

女巫:都什么年代了,换点花样吧?!

旁白:但是……

女巫(威胁):我说是噎死的就是噎死的,你再废话,我咬死你哦~

旁白苦大仇深状:于是,可怜的公主就这样被可恶的女巫诅咒了!

女巫欢快的:你是风儿我是沙,缠缠绵绵绕天涯……(退场~)

国王和王后担心的看着孩子说:怎么办啊?我可怜的孩子居然被诅咒了……

仙女13:请不要担心,我的祝福还没有送出呢?

国王:那你为什么不送呢?

仙女13羞怯的:因为我这里的热线比较忙~

王后(诚恳地请求仙女13):请仙女赶快解除魔女的诅咒吧~

仙女13:好吧~我所给的祝福就是:小公主会在16岁生日那天被一根香蕉噎着,但不会死去,而是沉睡,直到一个真心爱着她的王子出现亲吻她一下,那时小公主就会醒来,并且永远幸福的生活下去。

国王:为什么不一下子解除魔女的诅咒呢?

仙女13双手交握,45度仰望天花板:因为这样比较浪漫啊~

众人上来一阵狂踩:打你个有虐待倾向的……

旁白:16年后,公主长大成人了。虽然国王已经明令禁止整个国家禁止卖香蕉,但是,女巫不甘心,在公主逛街时让公主吃香蕉,然后公主被噎到了。

(公主倒地、女巫上)

女巫:哦呵呵呵呵呵呵!!!我的预言终于实现了!

(女巫,把睡美人关在了城堡里面。)

旁白:公主沉沉睡去。就这样,便过了n年,一位王子来到城堡前。

(仙女、王子上)

仙女:你就是被命运选中的王子啊,请用你火辣辣的一吻,来救醒公主吧!

王子(特自信):这就是传说中睡美人的城堡?Oh!My God!美人啊~~请再稍等一下吧,让我这高大威猛玉树临风英俊潇洒人见人爱迷倒万千纯情少女前无古人后无来者全宇宙最帅的王子来拯救你吧!(开始耍帅,如照镜子、梳头等)(仙女下、两个士兵上)

士兵甲:来者何人,报上名来!

王子:本王子的大名是你能知道的吗?!不过告诉你也无妨,站定了,听好了!本王子就是高大威猛玉树临风英俊潇洒人见人爱迷倒万千纯情少女前无古人后无来者全宇……

土兵乙:死自恋狂,你有完没完啊?别跟他废话,我们上!

王子:不行!你们2对1不公平!根据国际惯例……

(士兵不理,直接攻击,慢动作,王子上前接招,王子胜,士兵倒)

王子:(看着倒在地上的士兵)唉,早知道这样不就好了吗?(拍衣服)该死的,把我的北山中学校服都弄脏了,哼!(继续照镜子)

(王子下)

旁白:经过千辛万苦,王子过五关斩六将,终于来到公主的房间。

(王子上)

王子:公主啊,我来啦~~就让我这高大威猛玉树临风英俊潇洒人见人爱迷倒万千纯情少女前无古人后无来者全宇宙最帅的王子来吻醒你吧!(走上前)

(女巫上)

女巫:哦呵呵呵呵呵!想救公主,过了我这关再说!

(两人互相对望,转圈)

旁白:王子与魔女互相看着对方不知怎的竟感觉相当眼熟,难道、难道这就是所谓的木石前盟、夙世姻缘?!

王子:OH~女巫啊女巫,你为什么要是女巫?

女巫:OH~王子啊王子,你为什么要是王子?(两人深情对望,扶着手臂转圈)王子:是命运让我们在这里相遇,可是,命运却又不允许我们在一起。Oh!My god!难道是因为本王子长得太帅而要惩罚我吗?!

女巫:我的王子,让我们离开吧,走得远远的。

王子:Oh!My honey,you are right!让我们一起向前奔向美好的明天!(王子、女巫作向前奔跑状)

旁白:从此,王子与女巫便过上了幸福快乐的生活。

(工作人员上)

工作人员:(用扫把戳了戳公主)喂,戏演完了,要清场啊,别碍手碍脚的,快滚开!

公主:(坐起,看看四周)哦……

(公主下,全剧完)

剧本《睡美人》英文版

“六一”节剧本《睡美人》英文版 人物:安徒生(旁白)小孩国王(M)王后(H)公主(Z)管家(G) 仆人甲仆人乙士兵女巫王子布莱尔老人皇亲贵族 剧1: 小孩: Anderson Uncle, please tell me a story! {目光闪烁,渴望的神情}安徒生 : Well, yes , " Sleeping Beauty " story. 安徒生 : {音乐起} The story takes place from long, long time ago, in a beautiful country , good hard-working people here , everything is very peaceful . However, the country 's king and queen have no children , for they are very distressed. 小孩:{音乐停} what happened? {疑惑极了} 安徒生 : {音乐起} So from Queen prayed every day, hoping that she wishes to achieve . Year after year, day after day, she was always so pious . Finally , a fairy touched her , gave her a child ...... {音乐停} 剧 2: {M及仆人甲、乙在场} G: {着急地跑入场}Amperor,amperor A: housekeeper , is what makes you so anxious ? G: Intrinsic His Majesty the King , as the Queen down a little princess {气喘吁吁} A: Is it true? Haha {欣喜若狂} A: come 士兵:Here{小步跑上台} A: ready to go fast . I want to hold a grand banquet , must be good to celebrate the birth of the little princess {似乎喋喋不休说不完} 士兵 : OK{下场} A: housekeeper , we immediately went to see the Queen { Exit }{退场} Drama 3: {上道具:一张床,王后躺在其上,怀中抱有一子} A: You've worked hard , my queen H: It is my honor to His Majesty the King . You quickly look,our kid,she is lovely A:{抱起孩子} ah,she is very beautiful like you G: give she a name of her , Your Majesty A: You said it is called jasmine or Ilia good? H: Yes, it is called Princess Jasmine H: Your Majesty , you are always so clever

英语话剧搞笑版灰姑娘1

白:Long ago, there lived a girl. Her mother had died and her father had married again,His new wife had two daugters. They are so bad as their mother. The poor girl had to work day and night. She must sleep in the kitchen. She wore dirty clothes. All of them called her cinders for Cinderella. However, we?ll show you a different play today. (灰姑娘昂首挺胸帅气十足地上场) 旁白:She is so strong, and smart. Especially she is good at sport. Now, she is running for the 100 meter race.(灰姑娘冲刺,旁边老师读秒:11?9) Now, she is playing basketball.(灰姑娘以一敌众,轻松灌篮) Now,she is practicing Chinese kungfu(灰姑娘打拳,对手倒) This is her----Cinderella 灰姑娘(怒,看旁白) :Do you finish? 旁白:Ok(结巴)continue, even she is perfect, she still can?t escape the poor life, Why? That is----- 继母(假装洗衣服) :How cold the wate r! I?m too old to do anything, My leg is so painful. (灰姑娘默,从继母手中拿过洗衣盆) Ah!They?re so dirty that I can?t stand them! (一姐将盆碗碰得乱响.灰姑娘默,从姐手中拿过盆碗) Oh,no!My finger!Cinderella!

《睡美人》英文台词 非剧本

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Many years had they longed for a child 很多年来他们(一直)渴望(有)一个孩子(注:原文中没有的,可是为了体现语感又必须加上的词要用括号括起来) and finally their wish was granted(应允). 最后他们愿望被(上帝)允诺下来。(注要尽可能体现出原文单词的本来面目,以及被动式的结构) A daughter was born, and they called her Aurora.一个女儿出生了,他们称她为(黎明的女神)奥罗拉 Yes, they named her after the dawn 是的,他们命名她用的是“黎明” for she filled their lives with sunshine.因为她让他们的生活充满阳光 Then a great holiday was proclaimed throughout the kingdom,然后,一个伟大的节日在整个王国中被宣布了。(这句话,妈妈对孩子解释时,一定要说明was proclaimed 是被宣布的意思,throughout the kingdom“遍及王国”或“整个王国”) so that all of high or low estate 所有高、低阶层的人们(体现出原文单词的本来面目) might (可以)pay homage to(致敬) the infant princess.婴儿公主And our story begins on that most joyful day. 我们的故事就从最快乐的那天开始 Choir: On that joyful day 在最快乐的那天On that joyful day 在最快乐的那天 Joyfully now to our princess we come,(倒装句,we come to our princess Joyfully 我们高兴地去(看望)公主) Bringing gifts and all good wishes too.也带来礼物和全部美好愿望 (妈妈一定要把后面的TOO单独解释一下,并趁机解释一下英文语序的习惯跟我们不一样)We pledge our loyalty anew.我们再次宣示我们的忠诚 Hail to the princess Aurora!向奥罗拉公主致意!

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版本一 灰姑娘(Cinderella) 第一场布景:灰姑娘家旁白:Long, long ago, there was a cute girl, her name is Cinderella, her mother was dead, and her father loved her very much. 父亲: Dear daughter! These presents are for your birthday! Do you like them? 灰姑娘: Yeah, thank you, Dad.(开心地接过)父亲: My lovely daughter, I hope you can be happy forever! 旁白:But one day, her father married a new wife and died unfortunately. Look, her stepmother and her new sisters are COMING. 后妈: Helen, Jenny, look, how beautiful the house is! (四周看了看,开始乱翻东西,拿起些东西来看)后妈女儿(1): Yes, and so many fruits.(一个个用手指点)Apples,bananas, mangoes and lychees. Wow, I like them. (吃水果) 后妈女儿(2):(打开衣柜,翻翻看看)Mum, look, so many beautiful clothes. I like this dress. (往身上穿) 灰姑娘:Oh, no, please, that’s my dress. This new dress is bought by my father(跑过去,想把那条裙子拿过来). 后妈女儿(2):Who are YOU? (把那条裙子藏到一边,厌恶地把灰姑娘的肩膀推了推)Mum, who is she?(退了几步,回头看后妈,用手指指了指灰姑娘)后妈: She is your little sister. But it doesn't matter. Now! Cinderella, go, clean the room and then cook for us. RIGHT NOW! 灰姑娘: Why? I'm not your servant.(插着腰,皱着眉很生气的样子)后妈: Yeah.(点头). But from NOW ON you are our servant.(很凶的样子)后妈女儿(1): Mum, I like this dress. (拽灰姑娘的衣服) 后妈女儿(2):I like her necklace. (抢走她的项链戴在脖子上) 灰姑娘:Oh, no, PLEASE!!! (哭喊) 旁白:After that, Cinderella had to been their servant. She worked and worked from morning to night.(Cinderella在洗衣服,扫地,干别的家务活)She had no room to live and she have to sleep in sofa(睡在沙发上); she had no good food to eat and good clothes to wear. She was more and more dirty. 第二场布景:灰姑娘家(士兵在门外敲门)后妈: Who is it? 士兵: I'm the soldier of the palace. (后妈打开门)Good morning, madam, this letter is from the palace, for you and other girls in this house. Good-bye, madam! 后妈: What is it? (打开信看——欢呼,向后妈女儿(1)(2)招手)Helen, Jenny, good news! There will be a big dancing party in the palace. Prince Edward will select a queen among the young girls in this kingdom. 后妈女儿(1): Hooray! I'll be the queen! 后妈女儿(2): Hey, I will be the queen, not YOU!! 后妈: Okay, girls. You must put on your most beautiful dress and make up immediately! 灰姑娘: (小心地走出来问道)Mum, I want to go to the party, too. 两个后妈女儿: You? Look at yourself, so dirty and so ugly. (大笑起来) 灰姑娘(看着在镜子前整理衣服化妆的后妈):Mum,please, can I…后妈: Girls, are you ready? Let's go. Cinderella, you are so dirty and ugly that you haven’t any excuse to go. And you must do your housework FIRST! Good night!! (后妈和她的女儿很骄傲地走出门外,灰姑娘很伤心地坐到地上哭了。这时,猫、鸽子和狗来了) 灰姑娘: (猛然发现)Oh, my friends. I really want to go. What shall I do? 猫,鸽子,狗: Don't be so sad, Cinderella. At least, we are with you. If we can help you, we will do our best! 灰姑娘:Oh,my friend,thank you very much. But I haven’t any beautiful dresses now! What can I do? WHO can help me? 仙女:(突然跳着舞出现)Poor girl, let ME help you. You need a carriage, you need a coachman, you need some horses, you need a bellboy, and you need a beautiful dress.(挥动魔杖,用南瓜变成马车,用老马变成马车夫,用老鼠变成马,用狗变成侍者,把灰姑娘变得很漂亮)猫、鸽子和变成侍者的狗:(睁大眼睛,看着灰姑娘)Wow, how beautiful! 猫: You're the most beautiful girl I've EVER seen. 狗: Yes! You will be the most beautiful girl in the party! (拉拉灰姑娘的手)鸽子: Yes! You will be the most beautiful lady in this party! And Prince Edward will love you at once! (欢快地飞来飞去)仙女: Now, Cinderella, go to the party and dance with the

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