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Place: The library of SCNU All of us will act as narrator alternate in different scenes.

Scene 1 Narrator: Lily goes to the library and finds that there is an empty seat so she walks toward there. Lily: Oh, someone put her book here to occupy the seat. (往前走一点，摇摇头）Terrible! Another book from the same person! Terrible guy! Narrator: Finally, Lily finds a seat. She takes out her mobile phone to send a piece of micro blog and @Public Channel in SCNU to complain about those terrible guys. Narrator: Here, let me make an explanation, Public Channel in SCNU is an online channel in the micro blog where students in SCNU can send anything they want, and all the things they send can be seen by strangers. If someone have the same feelings, they can chat with each other. Lily: So so so angry with those who always put their books in the library to occupy seats. Don’t they know how disgusting it is?

Narrator: Then, Jack comes to the library. When he passes the two occupied seats, he shakes his head and sighs. After he finds a seat, he also takes out his mobile phone and sends something and @Public Channel in SCNU ) Jack: Occupying seats in the library with books is a terrible conduct, especially those who use two books from the same person to take two seats! Don’t you feel ashamed? Narrator: Just at that time, Mary wears a pair of high-heel shoes to the library and makes big noises. She walks toward the two occupied seats and calls her boyfriend Tony. Mary: Honey, where are you and my breakfast? I am so hungry. Be quick, i have already reserved seats for us. Narrator: Hearing Mary talking loudly in the library, both Jack & Lily take their phone out again and send another pieces of micro blog and @Public Channel in SCNU. Jack: Not only does the girl occupy two seats with books, but also she wears high-heel shoes and makes a call loudly, which has already bordered me. I can’t bear it anymore! Lily: I know your high-heel shoes are very beautiful, i know your voice is so charming! But please, here is the library, shut up OK? Tony: Here i come, dear. (Hold Mary’s hand) Sorry to let you wait for me.

Scene 2 Narrator: Here comes a more disgusting story. Mary: My little “TONY”, since that library is a palace of knowledge, it’s time we devoted ourselves into studying. So let’s do our own homework now. Tony: Yes, madam. Narrator: Mary finds it so difficult to work out the assignment on her own. Though the atmosphere here is so silent, she still directly complains about it to his boyfriend. Mary: My little “Tony”, why the homework for grammar course is so so so so much? I don’t like it at all! At all! Honey, please explain it to me. Please~Please~Please~(pointing at the book) Tony: Don’t worry, honey. Let me see. Yep! Actually it is not so difficult. You can… Mary: Ash! How stupid I am! Tony: Take it easy. If a woman is too clever, her boyfriend will be too vulnerable. I love you, just the real you. Mary: I love you, ditto.

Narrator: Jack and Lily have seen all these images. They feel it annoying and disgusting again. Therefore they each send a piece of micro blog and @Public Channel in SCNU almost at the same time. That is… Lily: Ash…What an unforgivable foolish girl. Don’t you know, in other words, your boyfriend is admitting you are really stupid? I can’t imagine how you can answer “I love you ditto”. Just the biggest joke I’ve ever seen. Jack: Ash…What the devil is happening there? As a man, I feel ashamed of you. How can a man tolerate such a stupid girlfriend like this ! Don’t you feel when you are talking with your girlfriend just like talking with a pig! vulnerable ,vulnerable, vulnerable.. It’s me, suffering this terrible conservation, who is really vulnerable now. Narrator: The two are still enjoying their own world. What happens next? Mary: My little “Tony”, although the library is a palace of knowledge, we students still need to relax ourselves. Tony: Yes, I think so. Mary: How about watching a film? Tony: That's a good idea. We haven't watched for ages. What would you like to see? Mary: Oh, I don't know. Spy Story? Tony: Spy Story? That terrible, old film? Mary: But it's got James Perevelle in it. I'm still trying to write a story about him, you know. Tony: But I've seen it before. Mary: Never mind. Perhaps you'll like it better the second time. Tony: e… ok..

Narrator: speaking the lines in the film. (You look so beautiful in that dress. Why do you have to die?) Tony: Would you like a sweet? Mary: Shhhh. No, thank you.