英语搞笑短剧剧本

英语短剧剧本（一）角色：小兔、小狗、小猴、山羊characters: hare、dog、monkey、goat画外音：小兔子肚子饿了，她想找些东西吃。

找呀，找了半天。

忽然发现小路边的地里长着一根萝卜。

兔：啊，一个萝卜！一个大萝卜！我把它拔出来。

H:Oh,a radish!A big radish!I’ll pull it out.哎——嗨——呦！哎——嗨——呦！Ai-----Hay---Yo! Ai---Hay---Yo!这萝卜太重了。

我拔不出来。

The radish is too heavy. I can’t pull it out.狗：我是小狗。

我饿了。

哦，兔小姐，你在干什么？D: I’m a dog. I’m hungry. Oh, Miss hare,What are you doing.兔：你好，狗先生。

一个萝卜，一个大萝卜。

它太重了。

我拔不出来。

H:Hello,Mr.Dog.A radish,a big radish.It’s too heavy.I can’t pull it out.狗：我帮你。

咱们一起拔。

D:I’ll help you.Let’s pull it together.兔：谢谢你。

咱们一起拔。

H:Thank you .Let’s pull it together.兔和狗：一、二、开始！哎----嗨----呦！哎---嗨---呦！哦，这萝卜太重了。

我们拔不出来。

H&D:One,two,begin!Ai---Hay—Yo!Ai—Hay—Yo!Oh,the radish is too heavy.We can’t pull it out.（小猴走了过来）猴：我是小猴。

我饿了。

哦，你们在干什么？M:I’m a monkey. I’m hungry.Oh, What are you doing? 兔和狗：你好，猴先生。

一个萝卜，一个大箩卜。

它太重了。

我们拔不出来。

H&D:Hello,Mr. Monkey. A radish, a big radish. It’s too heauy. We can’t pull it out.猴：我帮你们。

顾客: 小心, 你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员: 别担心, 先生, 不是很烫！A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。

“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak? (What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again?服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。

第一个顾客：我要茶第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen?A:I'll have tea.C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!(Waiter exits returns)B:(Waiter:) Two teas.Which one asked for the clean glass?创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。

服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？看起来象是在仰泳，A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。

A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。

英语剧本6人版简单短剧角色：1. 大卫（David） - 一个乐观开朗的年轻人2. 玛丽（Mary） - 大卫的好朋友，聪明而有魅力3. 托尼（Tony） - 一位滑稽可爱的男孩4. 莉莉（Lily） - 一位甜美可爱的女孩5. 保罗（Paul） - 大卫的兄弟，沉稳且有责任心6. 莎拉（Sarah） - 保罗的女朋友，聪明而优雅场景：一间小型咖啡馆故事情节：场景1：咖啡馆（大卫和玛丽坐在一张咖啡桌前，边喝咖啡边聊天）大卫：玛丽，我真的很开心我们能相互支持对方的梦想。

玛丽：是的，大卫，我们是好朋友，我们应该互相鼓励。

你计划在剧院工作是个很好的主意。

大卫：谢谢你的支持，玛丽。

我已经找到了一份兼职的工作，在学习剧场的同时赚些生活费。

（托尼和莉莉走过来）托尼：嘿，大卫，嘿，玛丽！你们在这儿呢？莉莉：我们正要喝杯咖啡。

你们要加入我们吗？大卫：当然，托尼。

莉莉，你今天看起来很开心。

莉莉：是的，我的梦想是成为一名设计师，我刚刚得到了一份实习工作。

玛丽：恭喜你，莉莉！你会是一位了不起的设计师。

场景2：咖啡馆（保罗和莎拉走近）保罗：嘿，大卫，玛丽，托尼，莉莉！你们怎么在这里？大卫：我们在这里喝咖啡，保罗。

你来得正好。

莎拉：嘿，大家，我刚刚接到一个关于市政项目的工作邀请。

玛丽：那真是太棒了！你一定会在项目中取得很大的成功。

保罗：莎拉，我为你感到骄傲。

你一直是我佩服的人。

莎拉：谢谢你们，保罗。

场景3：咖啡馆（大卫，玛丽，托尼，莉莉，保罗和莎拉围在一起）大卫：我觉得我们六个人真的很幸运。

我们都在追逐自己的梦想，而且相互支持。

莉莉：是的，我们每个人都经历了各自的挑战，但彼此的鼓励让我们更加坚强。

托尼：我们应该感谢彼此，因为我们一起成长，一起努力。

保罗：我也同意。

我们是一支团队，我们共同为梦想而努力。

玛丽：我觉得我们应该庆祝一下。

为我们的友谊和梦想干杯！全体：干杯！（他们举起自己的咖啡杯，表达庆祝和团结的喜悦）故事结束这个英语剧本6人版简单短剧以六个朋友之间的友谊和梦想为主题。

搞笑英文话剧剧本演话剧咱们也可以少了剧本呢？为了方便大家表演，带来了搞笑英文话剧剧本，请看：搞笑英文话剧剧本英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket MoneyScene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……Now let me cut it into pieces!另一个白雪公主与七个小矮人Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.搞笑英文话剧剧本Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景Scene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……Now let me cut it into pieces!One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）Wow, everything is ready!糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha……C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)Scene2（At the school gate）N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!M: Let’s ask him.A: OK!C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）MA: Why?C: I’m dirty！M: No, you look nice!C: What can I do? (面对观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）MA: How much are they?S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）MA: Money?(对视)M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）A: Me too.S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)M: What can we do now?A: Let’s ask dad for money.M: But how to ask?A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）M: Good idea!(全部下场)Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报)M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)A: And play the guitar for us!M: We know you play so well!(爸爸惊诧地看着孩子)D: Oh? What a bright day today!MA: Please, dad!(哀求)D:OKOK! Let’s.(取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?MA: Of course!(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。

英语搞笑话剧剧本篇一：搞笑小学英语小品剧本搞笑小学英语小品剧本人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。

农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle , I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表] It is time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作]树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。

树站回后台] 兔子A：OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here.[农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！ [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走][农夫跟在兔子后面。

两个人走啊走。

兔子突然回头。

农夫假装看手表。

两人继续走。

兔子回头。

农夫假装看天气。

两人继续走。

兔子回头。

英语私人小品剧本六篇Little Red Riding Hood第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.第二场：在路上(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地答复)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eatGrandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）Little Red Riding Hood：（停顿跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks：Goodbye．第三场：Grandma家Grandma：（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。

英语小话剧剧本（精选11篇）英语小话剧剧本（精选11篇）剧本主要是由台词和舞台指示组成的，是戏剧艺术创作的文本基础，编导与演员演出的依据。

以下是小编整理的英语小话剧剧本，希望对大家有所帮助。

英语小话剧剧本1时间：阳光明媚的星期天早晨地点：鸟语花香的动物王国人物：Little Duck,Mr. Cat,Mr. Rat,Mr. Dog旁白：Little Duck要去看望外婆。

一路上他又唱又跳，兴奋极了。

在小河边，他碰到了Mr Cat.Duck:（很好奇）Hello,Mr. Cat.Whatre you doing ?Cat:（急得抓耳挠腮）Hello,Little Duck .Theres a big fish in the river .Im hungry ,but I cant get it .Duck:Dont worry .Let me help you .（Little Duck跳进水里，一会儿就帮Mr. Cat抓到了鱼。

）Duck:Here is the fish for you ,Mr. Cat .Have a good meal .Cat:Thank you ,Little Duck .You are so kind .Duck:Thats all right ,Mr. Cat .I must go now .Im going to my grandmothers home .Bye-bye!Cat:Bye-bye!（Little Duck继续赶路。

忽然他看到Mr. Rat躺在草地上，连忙跑过去。

）Rat:（躺在草地上）Oh,Little Duck.I run too fast and my leg is broken.I cant stand up and I cant walk.Duck:Dont worry .Let me help you .（Little Duck拿出一条手帕帮Mr. Rat包扎好伤口，然后扶着她回家。

《孔雀东南飞》(英文搞笑话剧)——金科Wanders every five miles焦仲卿Johnny(J for short) 刘兰芝Lunch(L for short)焦母Johnny’s mother(JM for short) 刘母mother(LM for short) Lunch’s太守之子Mayor’s son(MS for short) 强盗Burglars(AB and C)Prologue(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)J: Everybody says that I’m hen pecked, butin fact, I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my wife is WuSong.(指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you!(内砸出一脸盆,,接住当成盾牌护着头)Then, I’m afraid of whom?My wife Lunch is the most famous womanin the neighbor-hood. She is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me. All thisI do not care.I only want her to be tender than me. But she is not! Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!As you see , people live around here all said that I am not a man. Yes, I am not a man, I am a handsome man.(手撩头发做臭美状)(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)My God! Who can help me?(下)Act1(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)JM(拄拐棍上):I can!(对门内)Lunch! Lunch! Where are you?L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere! What’s up mum?JM: I’ve told you again and again that you should call me― my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law‖.L: OK. My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’sup? (口气很不情愿)JM: Since you married my son you have behaved so badly. You have been so rude, so brusque, s o lazy……L: But……JM:Never interrupt me!L: Never interrupt me!(手势) Since Imarried your son, that terrible Johnny(语气重点头), I have been working hard all day long, cooking and washing. I have raised(掰手指头数) ten soft hous and sof pigs and ducks and chick en and……JM: But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh, you want agrandson, don’t you?(开始解围裙)Go and askyour son. I’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)Act2(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)L: Mum, I’m back!LM:(惊讶睁大眼) You are back? Why?What happened?L: I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.(怨愤抱拳在胸前)LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See! (手指向兰芝)I have already toldyou!(咳嗽两声) When you insisted onmarrying that terrible Johnny,(咳) I told youthat he is ugly stupid and poor, but you did notlisten to me. Look at yourself…… (咳咳咳)L: But, mum…… (很委屈温声细语)LM: Never interrupt me!L: Mum, I’m not interrupting you. I justwant to tell you that you are always right OK? And I’ll marry whom ever you want me toLM(大喜):Nice girl!(竖大拇指)Just now,I met the mayor`s son in the market. He said:―If your daughter haven’t been married, Ireally really want to marry her!‖ Now you arefree again, I’ll go and tell him.(下)L(惊愕):What? (手捂下巴)The mayor`sson? The most famous play boy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅铲掉在地上)What asilly thing I have done! No, I will not marry a man like that!(扭身子撒娇)LM: But he is really handsome…L: ...ok, go ahead!Act3(J睡眼惺忪上)J(边走边道):Lunch! Lunch! Where are my socks?(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here theyare!(闻一下) Er! How smelly! They are still dirty!(突然想起)Lunch has gone! I have to wash them myself.(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh, I’m sohungry! But there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围裙)This is what Lunch always wears! I miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! Now she has gone. I have to cook for my mother and myself.JM(上):Where’s my breakfast? Where’sLunch? Hasn’t she got up yet?J: Mum, can’t you remember? Lunch has gone! (手揉眼哭)JM(沉吟片刻):Well, to tell you the trutha son without a wife is useless. Lunch Johnny,is a nice girl, go and take her back!J(立正敬礼):Yes madam!Act4(J开心地走着(慢跑状步行)，忽然跳出来三个强盗) J往后一跳，手放下巴下面A: Hey you!(指J) Stop and listen to us!(指自己胸口)The road is built by me!(单手人猿泰山状抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)B: And I planted one tree!(竖食指做1状，亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)C: If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)AB&C: Give us all your money! (齐伸手)J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出,角硬币):Is1mao enough?(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)A: What bad luck! This guy is broken!B: If we can not rob any money today, we will have nothing to eat tonight!C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss LiuLanzhi next month. We can go and rob the wedding!A&B: Good idea!J(惊讶):What? What? Lunch is going to get married? It’s impossible!AB&C:Why? A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!J:But Lunch is my wife! We haven’t gotdivorced yet!(突然有了主意)I’ve got an idea! You aredon’t you? I’ll go going to rob the wedding,with you. You take the money and I take the bride.B: Have you got any experience?J: No. But I’ve got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书,,，,,,，,,,强盗头头念出来)Act5(转眼已到了婚礼之期(MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，L盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)L(to her mother): Dont you say he is handsome? (委屈状手放下巴) LM: no! I just say he has some hands..(J和三强盗跃至台中)ABC&J: Hey you! Stop and listen to us!A: The road is built by me!B: And I planted one tree.C: If you want to go by this street---J: Give us all your money!(张开怀抱)(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J，拥抱，并躲到了J的身后，J做老母鸡张翅状护住)(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来(J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!(挥拳向MS冲去)(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey ,how are you? L(哭状):I hurt a lot! J: Don’t cry baby. I’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下)(音乐起 Can You Celebrate)。

六人英语小短剧以下是一个简单的六人英语小短剧示例，名为 "The Magic Hat"。

角色：1. 魔法师 - 神秘、机智2. 公主 - 美丽、善良3. 王子 - 勇敢、忠诚4. 小精灵 - 聪明、机敏5. 巫婆 - 邪恶、狡猾6. 村民 - 普通、善良幕一：（舞台上布置得像一个魔法森林，中心有一顶魔法帽。

魔法师正在为观众表演魔法，气氛神秘而紧张。

）魔法师（挥舞魔杖）： "I present to you the magic hat!"（公主、王子、小精灵、巫婆和村民陆续上台）幕二：公主（惊叹）： "Oh, what a wonderful hat!"王子（警惕）： "Be careful, my lady. It might be a trap."小精灵（机智）： "Let me try it on. If there's a trap, I'll be the first to feel it."幕三：（小精灵戴上魔法帽，突然消失）村民（惊恐）： "What happened?"巫婆（冷笑）： "Ha, ha! I knew it was a trap. The hat is mine now!"幕四：（魔法师表现出困扰，然后举起魔杖，指向巫婆）魔法师（严肃）： "You will not escape my magic!"（巫婆被变成了一只青蛙）幕五：（公主戴上魔法帽，突然消失）王子（焦急）： "My lady! Where did you go?"魔法师（微笑）： "Be patient, young prince. Your lady will be returned to you."幕六：（公主被魔法师变回舞台，她从魔法帽中取出了一枚宝石）公主（欣喜）： "Thank you, wise wizard. This宝石is a gift for your help."（公主将宝石交给魔法师，然后与王子一起离开舞台）。