中式英语笑话对话

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A: Hey,Jack! Long time no see!
B: Hi, Tom! (看起来很痛苦的样子)
A: How are you? B: I am fine, thank you! and you?(正经脸) A: But you don’t look well. By the way, I heard that you are good at English! B:Horse horse,tigertiger! A: Horse horse,tigertiger?(困惑表情) B:马马虎虎啦! A:oh,my god! You should say just so so! B: Ok,just so so! No problem! A:However,I will have a check! You see, there are so many students. B:yes, people mountain, people sea! A: My goodness! What? B:人山人海!So stupid! A:Stupid? I think you should study hard! You can say a sea of people. B: ok,ok! I will good good study, day day up! A:I know it means好好学习,天天向上. Every Chinese students know this sentence. But you should say study hard and make progress every day! B:oh, yes, yes! I know, study hard and make progress every day. A:and then please translate the sentence! B:Let the horse come on! It is a piece of cake! A: come on! 你还放马过来!知之为知之,不知为不知 B: So easy! Know is know, no know is no know! A: Don't pretend to know what you don't know B: I really know! A: ok! Let us translate some easy sentences! B:translate? A:翻译! B:ok! A: how are you? B: I am fine, thank you! and you? A:oh , no! translate it! How are you? B:怎么是你? A: how old are you? B:怎么老是你? A: Stop! If you say Chinglish again, I will give you some colour to see see! B: you me you me!
A: you me you me?
B:彼此彼此!
A: why do you say that?
B: I will give you some colour to see see. It is
also Chinese English. (大笑)
A: fire big! You are a bad teacher! I will teach
you a lesson!
B: fire big?
A:火大啊!stupid!
B:Do not be angry. We are brothers, who and
who ah!
A:obviously! Your Chinglish is better than me!
B: my watch sister taught me!
A: watch sister? It is female cousin!
B: I know, I know. I have to go to the hospital
now.
A: What happened to you?
B: A car accident!
A: no way! I am sorry to hear that!
B: it does not matter! One car come, one car
go. Two car dongdong, one car die! I’m the
passer-by.
A: How are you?
B: I am fine, thank you! and you?(正经脸)
A: Forget it! Go ahead!
B: Go ahead? 去个头?
A: 去吧去吧!