英语幽默对话

英语幽默对话I：Good morning ,everyone! My name is Lily , I’m honored for this interview .B: Good morning ,let’s calm down then we ‘ll start our question . Why are you interested in working for our company?I：Because your operations are global, so I feel I can gain the most from working in this kind of environment.B: Why did you leave your former company?I: Because I want to change my working environment, I'd like to find a job which is more challenging.B: Have you done any work in this field?I：Y es ,my major is on it .B: What are your geart strenghs?I: I'm a hard-working, persistent person.B: What's you major weak point?I: I haven't been involved in international business, so I don't have any experience,but I have enough confidence for the challenge!B: In what specific ways will our company benefit form hiring you?I: I'm very familiar with this market and have many customers. I think your company will benefit from it.B：OK, If we hire you ,we’ll give you a call .I: Ok ,I'll wait for it !A：Hello ,Kate!B:Hello.Lily .A: Y ou look upset ,I heared you have a blind date this morning. How about it ?B: Nothing could be worse than it .It’ s boring .A: Oh ,It’s the boy disgusting or what?B: He is ugly, uneducated and impolite.A: He must terribly treat you , what does your conclusion come from?B: He critised my clothing and my hairstyle.He also said I should lose my weight.A: Oh ,what an annoying boy ,He shouldn't be so impolite .B: Not only for this ,he is mean and he haven’ t pay the bill yet .A: Oh, you have a bad luck today , but do not mind ,you ‘ll never meet him again!B: Be sure of that ,as well as the blind date !A: Don’t be so discouraged , Y ou fortune will come some day ,and you ‘ll find your Mr Right !B:I hope so !A: Oh ,it’s time for me to go for a meet .see you !B:See you !J:Hi, Jack ,it ‘s a loog tiome to see you ,how about you these days?L:Not bad ,how are you ?J: Fine ,Could you give me some information about the housing prices in beijingL:Y ou are asking the right person .My colleague bought a house in beijing last month.J: Where did he buy his house ?L:In shijingshan district .J: How much is it?L: 20,000yuan per square meter .J:It’s too expensive .It is beyond my capacity.L:It’s almost the lowest prices in beijing ,for shijingshan district is in the fifth round in beiing .J: I heared that the government have taken measures to control the rising housing prices, it’s still so high!L: Though these measures have a little function ,we can not have enough money to buy a house in beijing !J: I have to wait for some time for the decrease of the housing .L: Y ou can buy a house in some smaller city which prices is much lower .J: But my career is in beijing and I like this city .Thanks for your advice .L: That ‘s my pleasure !J:See you later !L: See you !4 S：Hello.Mr SmithT:Hi ,Lily.S: I wonder if you have time this weekend .T: Nothing special .What’s up ?S: This weekend is the spring festival. Would you like to celebrate it with my family together?T: I’d love to .Y ou know I ‘m facinated with Chinese tradition .S: Y eap . Spring festival is the most important holiday for chinese which every family will be well prepared for it .T: Just like our Christmas Day.S:Y es ,but the way of celebratin is dif ferent including the food .we’ll sreve you the dumlings .T: That’s great .I like it very much .It’s very delicious.S: We will also let off fireworks to express our hapiness.T:Oh it’s wonderful , I think I will have a great time this weekend .what time will we begin ?S: At seven o’clock in our house . I’ll you take you that time .T:Thanks a lot .Oh, I remember that I have an important date now ,I must go now .See you then !S: See you !5.Q: Excuse meA: yes?Q: Could you tell me how to get to the bi rd’s nest ? I’m a stranger here.A: Sure ,take line 1 subway ,then transfer it at fuxingmen station ,then take line 2 ,and get off at andingmen station .Then you’ll change the bus 407, and stop at aotiximen bus atation ,you’ll see it .Q: Line 1 ,and line 2 ,then bus 407 . I’m afraid I will forget it soon .A: Maybe ,but it’s the simplest and shortest way there.Q: OK, I have got a piece of paper ,I can write the way on it .Could you tell me again ?A: Sure , take line 1 subway ,then transfer it at fuxingmen station ,then take line 2 ,and get off at andingmen station .Then you’ll change the bus 407, and stop at aotiximen bus atation ,you’ll see it.Q: How long will it take ?A: About one hour .Q:Thanks a lot .but where is the subway entrance?A: Hmm, go down this street then turn left at the first turning , the logo of the entrance is marked.Q: Oh ,good ,well ,thank you very much .A: Not at all.。