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关于搞笑的英文情景对话搞笑是这个时代很多年轻人的口头禅,他们不再像老一代的人那样说可笑、好笑,而是一概用搞笑这一词。
小编精心收集了关于搞笑的英文情景对话，供大家欣赏学习!关于搞笑的英文情景对话篇1uncle: how did jim do in his history examination?舅舅：吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样?mother: oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. they asked him things that happened before the poor boy was born.母亲：唉，糟透了。
可话又说回来，这也不能怪他。
嗨，他们尽问一些这个可怜的孩子出生前的事儿。
关于搞笑的英文情景对话篇2Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。
他妈妈问，“发生了什么事?”"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。
“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。
”关于搞笑的英文情景对话篇3tommy: how is your little brother, johnny?汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗?johnny: he is ill in bed. he hurt himself.约翰尼：他害病卧床了。
关于英语笑话爆笑超短20个英语笑话爆笑超短"wipeglaFatherenteredtheon'room,praie,way:welldone,on!Thewin dowandcleanandbright,youareuingoapwaterwipeSon:no,dad,Iamuingale dgehammer.父亲走进儿子的房间，夸奖道：干得好，儿子!窗户又干净又明亮，你是用肥皂水擦的吗儿子：没有，爸爸，我用的是锤子。
"Boy:"I'dliketocallyou.What'yournumber"girl:"It'inthephoneboo k."Boy:"ButIdon'tknowyourname."girl:"That'inthephonebooktoo.""Palmit:Thelifelineinyourhandtellthatyouwilldieinayear.Cutom er:Goodgraciou!InayearPalmit:Ye,butIcan'tayinwhich.手相大师：你手上的生命线显示出你还有一年将会死去。
顾客：天哪，一年后手相大师：是的，可是我不能说是哪一年。
""Policeman:Whydidn'tyouhoutforhelpwhenyouwererobbedofyourwat chMan:IfIhadopenedmymouth,they'dhavefoundmyfourgoldteeth.Thatwou ldbemuchwore.警察：有人抢你的手表时，你为什么不呼救呢男子：要是我张口的话，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙，那就更糟了。
"老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着学校----慢行。
幽默英语笑话情景对话经典对话一：有一天，俺商店里来了个外国人买西餐料。
他选好一样东西，俺就在计算器上摁出价钱给他看。
当然俺有点不好意思了，而且俺还会句英语。
于是，俺就对他说：“I am sorry”。
“I am sorry，too” 外国人回答。
“I am sorry three” 我道。
“What are you sorry for?” 外国人问。
“I am sorry five” 我说……经典对话二：男：Can I buy you a drink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？）女：Actually I''d rather have the money.（不必，我我宁愿留下那些钱。
）经典对话三：男：this seat empty?（直译：这个座位是空的吧？）女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。
）经典对话四：男：Haven't I seen you some place before?（我好像以前在什么地方见过你？）女：Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.（是的。
这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。
）经典对话五：男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（这个星期六你想跟我出去吗？）女：Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。
这个周末我头疼。
）男：Can I have your name?（直译：我能有你的名字吗？）女：Why? Don't you already have one? （为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗？）经典对话六：男：I''m a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.（我是摄影师。
有关表达幽默的情景英语对话场景一：在咖啡厅A: Hey, do you know why the coffee here is so expensive?B: No idea, why?A: Because it's "expresso"! Get it? Express as in fast, and "espresso"!场景二：在办公室A: I'm so tired today. I think I need a vacation.B: Me too! Maybe we should start a "GoFundMe" page for our vacation.A: Haha, sounds like a plan. I'll donate my last dollar!场景三：在健身房B: Don't worry, Rome wasn't built in a day. Besides, the weight section is just a "muscle museum" for most of us.场景四：在超市A: Did you see the price of bananas today? It's outrageous!B: Yeah, I think they're trying to "go bananas" withtheir pricing strategy.场景五：在朋友家聚餐A: This dinner is amazing! Who cooked?B: I did, but don't worry, I'm not taking any credit. The secret ingredient is "love"… and a lo t of MSG.通过这些幽默的对话，我们可以看到，在日常生活中运用幽默可以轻松拉近人与人之间的距离，让沟通变得更加有趣。
有关于幽默的英语情景口语英语口语就是呀哦多多快口练习的哦，小编今天给大家分享一下英语情景对话吧，英语有时间一定要多多看看，背背，才会提高成绩哦，才会更快的提升英语成绩哦，大家有需要的快点收藏起来吧。
一A: That guy is too funny for words. What a crack-up!B: He was definitely hilarious. He certainly knows how to tickle my funny bone.A: Yes, I was screaming with laughter by the end.A: 真是无法用言语来形容那家伙又多幽默，他真是个逗趣的人!B: 他很搞笑，很知道怎么逗我开心。
A: 是啊，到最后我被他逗得捧腹大笑。
【语言点精讲】too … for words: 太……以至于找不到合适的词来形容自己的感觉。
crack-up: 逗笑的人;令人捧腹的东西。
tickl e one’s funny bone: 用来形容很逗笑的人或事。
tickle，胳肢，使人发痒、高兴。
funny bone，肘的尺骨端。
这是一个只用于很随便、非正式对话中的短语，常用来形容书、电影或人很逗笑，喜感十足。
scream with laughter: 指笑得非常厉害，形容某人或某事非常逗乐。
口语中常省略with laughter，而只用scream来表示同样的含义。
二A: Can you believe Mr. White came to work dressed like a woman t oday? That rates a laugh for sure. I can’t believe his wife let him borrow her clothes!B: What’s really funny is that we didn’t recognize him. We welcomed the beautiful young lady! That was a good one on me.I nearly died laughing.A: That cracked me up to. That Mr. White is always a millionlaughs!A: 你相信吗?White先生今天来上班时打扮得像个女人!搞笑死了!真是不敢相信他妻子竟然会同意把她的衣服借给他。
20个英语笑话爆笑超短关于情景对话英语笑话关于情景对话英语笑话篇1这是一个阳光灿烂的晴朗日子，森林里一只小兔子坐在洞穴外，在打字机上敲敲打打。
这时一只散步的狐狸走了过来。
Fo某:"Whatareyouworkingon"狐狸：“你在做什么呢”Rabbit:"Mythei."兔子：“写我的。
”Fo某:"Hmmm.What'itabout"狐狸：“唔，是关于什么的”Rabbit:"Oh,I'mwritingabouthowrabbiteatfo某e."兔子：“噢，我在写兔子是怎样吃掉狐狸的。
”Fo某:"That'ridiculou!Anyfoolknowthatrabbitdon'teatfo某e."狐狸：“你太搞笑了吧!谁都知道兔子不吃狐狸。
”兔子：“兔子当然吃，我能证明的。
跟我来。
”Theybothdiappearintotherabbit'burrow.Afterafewminute,therabb itreturn,alone,tohitypewriterandreumetyping.它们一起消失在兔子的洞穴里，几分钟后只有兔子独自出来了。
它回到打字机前继续敲打。
很快，一只狼走了过来，停下看着兔子奋力工作。
Wolf:"What'thatyou'rewriting"狼：“你在写什么呢”Rabbit:"I'mdoingatheionhowrabbiteatwolve."兔子：“我在写论文，关于兔子如何吃掉狼。
”Wolf:"Youdon'te某pecttogetuchrubbihpublihed,doyou"狼：“你不会指望这种垃圾论文被发表吧!”Rabbit:"Noproblem.Doyouwanttoeewhy"兔子：“能发表，你想知道为什么吗”Therabbitandthewolfgointotheburrow,andagaintherabbitreturnby himelf,afterafewminute,andgoebacktotyping.兔子和狼一起进了洞穴，而兔子又一次独自走了出来。
爆笑英语笑话对话大全笑话(анекдот)是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。
透过笑话我们可以看到一个民族的生存环境、生活方式、社会关系和心理特征等等。
小编精心收集了爆笑英语笑话对话，供大家欣赏学习!爆笑英语笑话对话篇1This is a good one to follow the following previously submitted joke.A: What do you call a deer with no eyes?B: No idea. (No Eye Deer.)A: What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?B: Still no idea.爆笑英语笑话对话篇2The Fish NetCan you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.鱼网你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安? 老师发问道。
把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。
小女孩回答道。
爆笑英语笑话对话篇3The New TeacherGeorge comes from school on the first of September.George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....新老师9月1日，乔治放学回到家里。
乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗? 妈妈问。
妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。
经典搞笑英语对话带翻译阅读学习英语，阅读真的很重要，多阅读一些简单的英语笑话也是提高英语阅读能力的一种，下面店铺在这里整理了一些经典搞笑英语对话给大家，希望大家会喜欢这些英语笑话!经典搞笑英语对话篇一1.He WonTommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.他赢了汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗?约翰尼：他害病卧床了。
他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿?约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
2.PrizeLittle Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm. "It's a prize, mother," he explained."A prize? What for, dear?""For natural history. Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich has, and I said three.""But an ostrich has only two legs.""I know it now. But all the pupils said four, so I was the closest."奖品小阿尔伯特腋下夹着一本新书从学校回家来了。
“这是奖品，妈妈。
”他解释道。
“奖品?因为什么得的。
