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关于搞笑的英文情景对话搞笑是这个时代很多年轻人的口头禅,他们不再像老一代的人那样说可笑、好笑,而是一概用搞笑这一词。
小编精心收集了关于搞笑的英文情景对话，供大家欣赏学习!关于搞笑的英文情景对话篇1uncle: how did jim do in his history examination?舅舅：吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样?mother: oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. they asked him things that happened before the poor boy was born.母亲：唉，糟透了。
可话又说回来，这也不能怪他。
嗨，他们尽问一些这个可怜的孩子出生前的事儿。
关于搞笑的英文情景对话篇2Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。
他妈妈问，“发生了什么事?”"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。
“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。
”关于搞笑的英文情景对话篇3tommy: how is your little brother, johnny?汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗?johnny: he is ill in bed. he hurt himself.约翰尼：他害病卧床了。
关于英语笑话爆笑超短20个英语笑话爆笑超短"wipeglaFatherenteredtheon'room,praie,way:welldone,on!Thewin dowandcleanandbright,youareuingoapwaterwipeSon:no,dad,Iamuingale dgehammer.父亲走进儿子的房间，夸奖道：干得好，儿子!窗户又干净又明亮，你是用肥皂水擦的吗儿子：没有，爸爸，我用的是锤子。
"Boy:"I'dliketocallyou.What'yournumber"girl:"It'inthephoneboo k."Boy:"ButIdon'tknowyourname."girl:"That'inthephonebooktoo.""Palmit:Thelifelineinyourhandtellthatyouwilldieinayear.Cutom er:Goodgraciou!InayearPalmit:Ye,butIcan'tayinwhich.手相大师：你手上的生命线显示出你还有一年将会死去。
顾客：天哪，一年后手相大师：是的，可是我不能说是哪一年。
""Policeman:Whydidn'tyouhoutforhelpwhenyouwererobbedofyourwat chMan:IfIhadopenedmymouth,they'dhavefoundmyfourgoldteeth.Thatwou ldbemuchwore.警察：有人抢你的手表时，你为什么不呼救呢男子：要是我张口的话，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙，那就更糟了。
"老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着学校----慢行。
幽默英语笑话情景对话经典对话一：有一天，俺商店里来了个外国人买西餐料。
他选好一样东西，俺就在计算器上摁出价钱给他看。
当然俺有点不好意思了，而且俺还会句英语。
于是，俺就对他说：“I am sorry”。
“I am sorry，too” 外国人回答。
“I am sorry three” 我道。
“What are you sorry for?” 外国人问。
“I am sorry five” 我说……经典对话二：男：Can I buy you a drink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？）女：Actually I''d rather have the money.（不必，我我宁愿留下那些钱。
）经典对话三：男：this seat empty?（直译：这个座位是空的吧？）女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。
）经典对话四：男：Haven't I seen you some place before?（我好像以前在什么地方见过你？）女：Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.（是的。
这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。
）经典对话五：男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（这个星期六你想跟我出去吗？）女：Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。
这个周末我头疼。
）男：Can I have your name?（直译：我能有你的名字吗？）女：Why? Don't you already have one? （为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗？）经典对话六：男：I''m a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.（我是摄影师。
有关表达幽默的情景英语对话场景一：在咖啡厅A: Hey, do you know why the coffee here is so expensive?B: No idea, why?A: Because it's "expresso"! Get it? Express as in fast, and "espresso"!场景二：在办公室A: I'm so tired today. I think I need a vacation.B: Me too! Maybe we should start a "GoFundMe" page for our vacation.A: Haha, sounds like a plan. I'll donate my last dollar!场景三：在健身房B: Don't worry, Rome wasn't built in a day. Besides, the weight section is just a "muscle museum" for most of us.场景四：在超市A: Did you see the price of bananas today? It's outrageous!B: Yeah, I think they're trying to "go bananas" withtheir pricing strategy.场景五：在朋友家聚餐A: This dinner is amazing! Who cooked?B: I did, but don't worry, I'm not taking any credit. The secret ingredient is "love"… and a lo t of MSG.通过这些幽默的对话，我们可以看到，在日常生活中运用幽默可以轻松拉近人与人之间的距离，让沟通变得更加有趣。
有关于幽默的英语情景口语英语口语就是呀哦多多快口练习的哦，小编今天给大家分享一下英语情景对话吧，英语有时间一定要多多看看，背背，才会提高成绩哦，才会更快的提升英语成绩哦，大家有需要的快点收藏起来吧。
一A: That guy is too funny for words. What a crack-up!B: He was definitely hilarious. He certainly knows how to tickle my funny bone.A: Yes, I was screaming with laughter by the end.A: 真是无法用言语来形容那家伙又多幽默，他真是个逗趣的人!B: 他很搞笑，很知道怎么逗我开心。
A: 是啊，到最后我被他逗得捧腹大笑。
【语言点精讲】too … for words: 太……以至于找不到合适的词来形容自己的感觉。
crack-up: 逗笑的人;令人捧腹的东西。
tickl e one’s funny bone: 用来形容很逗笑的人或事。
tickle，胳肢，使人发痒、高兴。
funny bone，肘的尺骨端。
这是一个只用于很随便、非正式对话中的短语，常用来形容书、电影或人很逗笑，喜感十足。
scream with laughter: 指笑得非常厉害，形容某人或某事非常逗乐。
口语中常省略with laughter，而只用scream来表示同样的含义。
二A: Can you believe Mr. White came to work dressed like a woman t oday? That rates a laugh for sure. I can’t believe his wife let him borrow her clothes!B: What’s really funny is that we didn’t recognize him. We welcomed the beautiful young lady! That was a good one on me.I nearly died laughing.A: That cracked me up to. That Mr. White is always a millionlaughs!A: 你相信吗?White先生今天来上班时打扮得像个女人!搞笑死了!真是不敢相信他妻子竟然会同意把她的衣服借给他。
20个英语笑话爆笑超短关于情景对话英语笑话关于情景对话英语笑话篇1这是一个阳光灿烂的晴朗日子，森林里一只小兔子坐在洞穴外，在打字机上敲敲打打。
这时一只散步的狐狸走了过来。
Fo某:"Whatareyouworkingon"狐狸：“你在做什么呢”Rabbit:"Mythei."兔子：“写我的。
”Fo某:"Hmmm.What'itabout"狐狸：“唔，是关于什么的”Rabbit:"Oh,I'mwritingabouthowrabbiteatfo某e."兔子：“噢，我在写兔子是怎样吃掉狐狸的。
”Fo某:"That'ridiculou!Anyfoolknowthatrabbitdon'teatfo某e."狐狸：“你太搞笑了吧!谁都知道兔子不吃狐狸。
”兔子：“兔子当然吃，我能证明的。
跟我来。
”Theybothdiappearintotherabbit'burrow.Afterafewminute,therabb itreturn,alone,tohitypewriterandreumetyping.它们一起消失在兔子的洞穴里，几分钟后只有兔子独自出来了。
它回到打字机前继续敲打。
很快，一只狼走了过来，停下看着兔子奋力工作。
Wolf:"What'thatyou'rewriting"狼：“你在写什么呢”Rabbit:"I'mdoingatheionhowrabbiteatwolve."兔子：“我在写论文，关于兔子如何吃掉狼。
”Wolf:"Youdon'te某pecttogetuchrubbihpublihed,doyou"狼：“你不会指望这种垃圾论文被发表吧!”Rabbit:"Noproblem.Doyouwanttoeewhy"兔子：“能发表，你想知道为什么吗”Therabbitandthewolfgointotheburrow,andagaintherabbitreturnby himelf,afterafewminute,andgoebacktotyping.兔子和狼一起进了洞穴，而兔子又一次独自走了出来。
爆笑英语笑话对话大全笑话(анекдот)是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。
透过笑话我们可以看到一个民族的生存环境、生活方式、社会关系和心理特征等等。
小编精心收集了爆笑英语笑话对话，供大家欣赏学习!爆笑英语笑话对话篇1This is a good one to follow the following previously submitted joke.A: What do you call a deer with no eyes?B: No idea. (No Eye Deer.)A: What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?B: Still no idea.爆笑英语笑话对话篇2The Fish NetCan you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.鱼网你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安? 老师发问道。
把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。
小女孩回答道。
爆笑英语笑话对话篇3The New TeacherGeorge comes from school on the first of September.George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....新老师9月1日，乔治放学回到家里。
乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗? 妈妈问。
妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。
经典搞笑英语对话带翻译阅读学习英语，阅读真的很重要，多阅读一些简单的英语笑话也是提高英语阅读能力的一种，下面店铺在这里整理了一些经典搞笑英语对话给大家，希望大家会喜欢这些英语笑话!经典搞笑英语对话篇一1.He WonTommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.他赢了汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗?约翰尼：他害病卧床了。
他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿?约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
2.PrizeLittle Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm. "It's a prize, mother," he explained."A prize? What for, dear?""For natural history. Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich has, and I said three.""But an ostrich has only two legs.""I know it now. But all the pupils said four, so I was the closest."奖品小阿尔伯特腋下夹着一本新书从学校回家来了。
“这是奖品，妈妈。
”他解释道。
“奖品?因为什么得的。
英语小笑话两人对话版英语小笑话两人对话版民间笑话是一种颇受人们喜爱的民间叙事类型,材料丰富,有广泛的现实基础。
小编精心收集了两人对话版英语小笑话，供大家欣赏学习! 两人对话版英语小笑话篇1Nurse: Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnny?保姆: 约翰尼，你难道不喜欢你新生的小妹妹?Johnny: She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had got a new sister, and now he'll think I'm trying to copy him.约翰尼: 她还可以，但要是个男孩就好了。
威利·史密斯有一个新生的小妹妹。
现在他该认为我又在跟他学了。
两人对话版英语小笑话篇2Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one，by his Mum. "Share them with your sister."she said.妈妈给了哈里两个苹果，一个大点儿，另一个小点儿。
“跟妹妹分着吃。
”妈妈说。
So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started tucking into the large one.所以，哈里就把小个儿的给了妹妹，自己开始啃那个大个儿的。
"Cor! said his sister, "If Mum had given them to me I'd have g iven you the large one and had the small one myself.”“哼，”妹妹说，“如果妈妈给了我，我会把大的给你，把小的留给我自己的。
关于幽默的英语情景对话一A: That teacher is not funny at all.B: That’s right. His ribald approach really disgusts me.A: Furthermore, he is so facetious. He always says the wrong thing at the wrong time.B: I don’t know. Some people may find his droll style amusing. Not me though.A: 那个老师根本没有什么幽默感。
B: 没错，他那种低级粗俗的手法令我厌恶。
A: 还有，他很喜欢不分场合乱开玩笑，总在不恰当的时候说一些不恰当的话。
B: 我不知道，也许有人欣赏他滑稽的逗乐方式，我可欣赏不了。
【语言点精讲】funny: 风趣的，逗人发笑的。
ribald: 开下流玩笑的。
facetious: 尤指不分场合的好开玩笑的;没正经的。
droll: 古怪有趣的，离奇可笑的。
二A: The way you conducted yourself is quite amusing.B: What is so funny? I am just being myself.A: Your facial expressions are so comical. Not that it’s a bad thing.B: Well your description of my behavior will not change me in the slightest.A: 你的行为举止真逗。
B: 有什么可笑的?我本来就是这样。
A: 你的面部表情很滑稽，这倒不是件坏事。
B: 你对我的评价丝毫不会改变我。
【语言点精讲】conduct oneself: 以特定方式表现出的行为。
amusing: 逗乐的，引人发笑的，引人入胜的。
2人英语口语对话_幽默简单5分钟与人进行具有幽默色彩的英语对话，这样的练习让我们更加有兴趣不是吗？大家不要忘了哦。
下面店铺为大家带来双人英语对话，希望能博君一笑。
2人英语口语对话1A:I want some envelopes,please.B:Do you want the large size or the small size?A:The large size,please.Do you have any writing paper?B:Yes,we do. I don't have any small pads.I only have large ones.Do you want a pad?A:Yes,please.And I want some glue.B:A bottle of glue.A:And I want a large box of chalk,too.B:I only have small boxes.Do want one?A:No,thank you.B:Is that all?A:That's all,thank you.B:What else do you want?A:I want my change.2人英语口语对话2A:Tell me a little bit about yourself.请介绍一下你自己.B:My name is David and I live in Shanghai,I was born in 1980.My major was electrical engineering.我叫David,住在上海,出身于1980年.我的专业是电子工程.A:What kind of personality do you think you have?你认为你有怎样的性格?B:Well,I approach things very enthusiastically,I think,and I don't like to leave things half-done.I'm very organized and extremely capable.嗯,我做事非常热心,我不喜欢把事情做一半.我非常有组织能力,也很能干.A:What would you say are your weaknesses and strengths?你的弱点和优点是什么?B:Well,I'm afraid I'm a poor speaker,however I'm fully aware of this,so I've been studying how to speak in public.I suppose my strengths are I'm persistent and a fast-learner.嗯,我不太擅长说话,我已经意识到这点,因此正在学习如何在公众场所说话.我想我的优点是很执着,而且学东西很快.A:Do you have any licenses or certificates?你有执照或资格证书吗?B:I have a driver's license,and I am a CPA (Certified Public Accountant).我有驾驶执照,我是注册会计师.A:How do you relate to others?你和别人相处如何?B:I'm very co-operative and have good teamwork spirit.我能与人合作,富有团队精神2人英语口语对话3A:Hi B,any plans this Sunday?B:Hi A,I need to do volunteer work at the hospital this Sunday.A:That sounds interesting.What exactly is a volunteer?And what type of skills would you need?B:A volunteer is simply a person who is willing to give some time to help.As far as skills,I don't think you really need any.Just a willingness to help.A:But don't you need medical skills to volunteer at a hospital?B:No.The volunteers at the hospital do not actually provide medical service.We do simple tasks such as bring meals to the patients' rooms,assist the hospital staff move a patient from one room to another room,or walk a patient out when he/she is being discharged.A:I see.But I thought the hospital already has staff to do all that type of work?B:Well,not all hospitals have the budget to hire so many staff.Therefore they rely on volunteers,such as myself,to come in during weekends to give a hand.A:That sounds like a great thing to do.I would be interested in becoming a volunteer too!B:That's easy.Just come with me this Sunday.I'll give you a call around 9am and we can meet at the bus stop.A:OK!See you then.2人英语口语对话4A:Nowadays,it seems that everything is changing rapidly.B:Sure,even the love.What do you think of love?A:Usually,love refers to the passion between male and female.But generally speaking,it refers to the inner warm feeling between children and parents,wife and husband,even teachers and students.B:Have you found that such kind of general love is changing?A:Needless to say,it is also changing.Some of the love cannot be called love any longer.The relation between people is changing with the development of the society and the modern science as well.B:An example?A:Well,let's say love between a man and a lady.More andmore young people are talking about houses,cars and income before their marriages.B:I t sounds terrible.No pure love at all.》》》》下一页更多精彩“2人英语情景对话”。
20个英语笑话爆笑超短关于校园英语笑话对话篇1服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇!不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。
Waiter,there'aflyinmyoup!Noir,that'acockroach,theflyionyourteak.关于校园英语笑话对话篇2服务员，汤里有只苍蝇!别让别人看见，先生，要不别人都要。
Waiter,there'aflyinmyoup!Keepitdownir,orthey'llallbewantingone.关于校园英语笑话对话篇3服务员，汤里有只苍蝇!对不起，先生，我弄走那三个时忘了这个。
Waiter,thereiaflyinmyoup!Sorryir,maybeI'veforgottenitwhenIremovedtheotherthree.关于校园英语笑话对话篇4服务员，汤里有只死苍蝇!是的，先生，是开水杀死了它们。
Waiter,there'adeadflyinmyoup!Yeir,it'thehotwaterthatkillthem.关于校园英语笑话对话篇5服务员，来杯咖啡，不加奶油。
对不起，先生，奶油没了，不加奶怎么样Waiter,I'dlikeacupofcoffee,pleae,withnocream.I'morry,ir,butwe'reoutofcream.Howaboutwithnomilk 关于校园英语笑话对话篇6服务员，你的领带在我的汤里了。
没关系，先生，它不缩水。
Waiter,yourtieiinmyoup!That'allright,ir,it'nothrinkable.关于校园英语笑话对话篇7服务员，汤里有只蜜蜂!是的，先生，今天苍蝇放假。
Waiter,waiter,there'abeeinmyoup.YeSir,it'thefly'dayoff.关于校园英语笑话对话篇8LittleRobertakedhimotherfortwocent.小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
英语搞笑对话两人十句1. Student: "I"m feeling very tired. I think I"m going to faint." Teacher: "Don"t faint. I"ll get you a glass of water."Student: "Thank you, but I think I"ll just sleep."2. Man: "I need to go to the store, do you want to come with me?" Wife: "No, I"m tired. I"ll just stay home and rest."Man: "Oh, okay. Well, just make sure to lock the door when you leave."3. Student: "I don"t understand this concept in my math class. Can you explain it to me?"Teacher: "Sure, but it will take a while. Let"s start with the basics." Student: "Oh, okay. I thought you were going to start with the hard parts."4. Man: "I"m feeling very excited. I think I"m going to have a heart attack."Wife: "Don"t worry. I"ll call an ambulance."Man: "Thank you, but I think I"ll just lie down for a while."5. Student: "I don"t understand why my teacher keeps making us do homework. It"s not like we"re going to use it in class."Teacher: "I understand your frustration, but homework helps you to learn the material better."Student: "Oh, okay. Well, then why don"t we just learn the material in class?"6. Man: "I"m feeling very hungry. Do you want to go get something to eat?"Wife: "No, I"m still full from last night."Man: "Oh, okay. Well, just make sure to order something that"s not too spicy."7. Student: "I"m feeling very confused about this assignment. Can you help me?"Teacher: "Sure, but let"s start from the beginning."Student: "Oh, okay. I thought you were going to tell me what to do next."8. Man: "I"m feeling very horny. Do you want to go have sex?"Wife: "No, I"m still tired from work."Man: "Oh, okay. Well, just make sure to lube up."9. Student: "I don"t understand why our teacher keeps making us do these difficult assignments. It"s not like we"re going to pass the class." Teacher: "I understand your frustration, but challenging assignments help to improve your skills."Student: "Oh, okay. Well, then why don"t we just do easier assignments?"10. Man: "I"m feeling very happy. I think I"m going to have a heart attack."Wife: "Don"t worry. I"ll call an ambulance."Man: "Thank you, but I think I"ll just lie down for a while."。
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店铺整理了对话形式的英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!对话形式的英语小笑话篇一He is really somebody!" My uncle has 1000 men under him.""He is really somebody. What does he do?""A maintenance man in a cemetery. "他真是一个大人物!“我叔叔下面有1000个人。
”“他真是一个大人物。
干什么的?”“墓地守墓人。
”对话形式的英语小笑话篇二A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention,passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the threewe have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a result."Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We justlost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive inLondon three hours late."At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose anotherengine, we'll be up here all night!"一架747客机正在跨越大西洋时，喇叭里传来了机长的声音：“旅客们请注意，我们的四个引擎中有一个丢失了。
