三打白骨精 - 剧本

Three Times’ Beating Monster

❖ 芦苇荡-大话西游.mp3

❖ 旁白: Five hundred years ago, there is a inviting legend. Nowadays, we’ll tell you this interesting

story, Three Times’ Beating Monster. Let’s begin.

敢问路在何方.mp3

五百年前，有这样一个诱人的传说。今天，我们来为你们讲述这个有趣的故事，三打白骨精。让我们开始吧！

❖ 唐僧: Emitofo, do you know where we are now?

阿弥陀佛，你知道我们现在在哪吗？

❖ 悟空: Bajie, map!

八戒，呈上地图!

❖ 八戒: (摸出，递给孙悟空)

❖ 悟空: Look, master ………

师父，看……

❖ 唐僧: Bajie! How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with

you!

八戒！我告诫你多少次了，你不要随身带着美女照片！

❖ 八戒: Oh,master!Forgive me.

欧，师傅！原谅我。

❖ 唐僧: I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west

我帮你收着，直到我们到了西天

❖ 八戒: But……

但是……

❖ 唐僧: Emitofo,nothing is lust, lust is nothing! Map?

阿弥陀佛，空即是色，色即是空！地图？

❖ 八戒: Here. Em…… We have arrived Nanjing! Ah I can’t walk on any more! My stomach doesn’t allow

So……

这里，呃……我们到了南京！呃，我走不动了！我饿的不行了，所以！

❖ 悟空: Fat Pig!

肥猪！

❖ 八戒: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again, I will ,I will……….

猴子，如果你敢再说一遍，我就，我就……

❖ 悟空: You will what?

你想干嘛？

❖ 八戒: I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).

我帮你抓虱子。

❖ 悟空: Hm!

哼！

❖ 唐僧:Wukong, in fact, I am a bit hungry. Could you go to get me some foods?

悟空，事实上，我也有一点饿了。你能给我去化点斋饭吗？

❖ 八戒: You see , master is hungry, too!

你看，师父也饿了！

❖ 唐僧: Baijie! Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

八戒，不要忘了谁吃了我最后剩下的食物！ ❖ 沙僧: But master, if a monster comes while brother monkey is away……

但是师父，如果猴哥走了妖怪来了……

❖ 唐僧: Em…….It is a problem. Wukong, do you have any idea?

呃……这是个问题。悟空，你有别的注意吗？

❖ 悟空: No problem!（B已躲在一旁偷看）

没问题！

❖ 八戒: This is……

这是……

❖ 悟空: Electric net! I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this.

No monster can approach you if you stay in it!

电网!我已经从师傅的书里学会了电能学。照这样做。如果你们待在里面没有妖怪能接近！

❖ 唐僧: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!

呃……悟空，你变得越来越讲科学了！阿弥陀佛，知识就是力量！

❖ 悟空: Bye!(走)

拜！

❖ 唐僧: Let’s play cards!斗地主.mp3

我们打牌吧！

❖ 白骨精: Hm! Hm! Electric net? You are too childish.(变成B1)

呃，呃，电网？你们太幼稚了。

❖ 白骨精: Can I join you?

我能加入吗？

❖ 唐僧: I’m sorry, lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.

抱歉，大妈。我们在玩斗地主，三个人就够了！

❖ 白骨精: Oh, Chance! Bomb!

欧，机会！炸弹！

❖ 唐僧: Bomb? (打出)

炸弹

❖ 白骨精: Double King!

王炸！

❖ 唐僧: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady, you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)

欧……我赢了！呃，女士，你是个高手。进来教我！

❖ 悟空: (回来，看见B1)Oh, monster!

欧，妖怪！

❖ 白骨精: Ah……

啊……

❖ 唐僧: Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!

悟空！看你做了什么！他是我老师！

❖ 悟空: She is a monster!

她是妖怪！

❖ 唐僧: Nonsense!

胡说！

❖ 悟空: Oh, please don’t……

欧，不要……

❖ 唐僧: It’s too late! 太晚了！

❖ 悟空: Please, Please, oh, no……

请，请，欧，不……

❖ 唐僧: Wukong, I’m disappointed with you!

悟空，我对你很失望！

❖ 白骨精: Hm! Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)

呃！孙悟空，我给你点颜色看看！

❖ 白骨精2: Hello, have you seen my daughter?

你好，看见我女儿了吗？

❖ 唐僧: Daughter？No, sorry!

女儿？对不起，没看见！

❖ 白骨精2:Oh, my poor baby! What’s wrong with you? Tell me ,tell me who did it? I can’t stand it!

Why is it always me who gets hurt?

欧，我可怜的孩子！你这是怎么了？告诉我，谁杀了你？我受不了了！为什么受伤的总是我？

❖ 悟空: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!

妖怪，我要把你打入地狱！

❖ 八戒和沙僧: Are you Ok, master?(扶唐僧)

师父，还好吗？

❖ 沙僧: Look,(伸食指)how many?

看，这是几？

❖ 唐僧: Two…(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)

二……孙悟空，游戏结束！

❖ 白骨精3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh…my daughter, my wife! Who did it? Once there was a true love at my

hand , but I didn't treasure it .I didn't realize it until it was gone. There is nothing more miserable

than it .If God can give me a chance to restart ,I'll tell the my wife and my daughter three words

“I Love You”. If I have to add a deadline to the love, I hope it will be ten thousand years.芦苇荡-大话西游.mp3

欧……女儿，老伴！谁干的？曾经有一份真诚的爱情摆在我的面前，但是我没有珍惜，等到了失去的时候才后悔莫及，尘世间最痛苦的事莫过于此。如果上天能够给我一个再来一次的机会，我会对我妻子和女儿说三个字“我爱你”。如果非要在这份爱上加上一个期限，我希望是……一万年

❖ 悟空: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)

妖怪，我要杀了你！

❖ 白骨精3: Just kill me use your golden cudgel(金箍棒), don’t hesitate, please! Without my family,

I don't wanna live any more.

请不要犹豫，只管用你的金箍棒杀了我！如果没了家庭，我再也不想活了！

❖ 唐僧: You, you…(险些晕，八戒沙僧扶住 )You have killed three lives!

你，你……你杀了三个人！

❖ 悟空: No, they are not human beings! They are created by monster!

不，他们不是人类！他们是妖怪变的！

❖ 唐僧: Monster? You are a real monster! Never let me see you, go!

妖怪？你才是真正的妖怪！再也别让我看见你了，走！

❖ 悟空: (悲，离去)人鬼情未了.MP3

❖ 八戒: Master, brother Monkey is.......