搞笑英文话剧剧本(三打白骨精)

Three Times Beating the Monster三打白骨精-----七年制开头出场，视频《英文版敢问路在何方》(我们利用的是视频里的音乐)，四师徒出场(等到四人全部出来后暂停视频)。

【本剧灯光都是全亮的】唐僧: Wukong，where are we now？(悟空,我们现在到哪儿了?)悟空：Ba Jie，map.(八戒,地图.)八戒误拿出一张美女图，给了悟空.悟空：Oh，master，look！(哦,师父,你看啊!)唐僧：Oh，Ba Jie，how many times I have told you don’t take these pictures of beautiful girls with you.(八戒,我告诉你多少次啦,不要老是带美女图啦!)八戒：Oh，master，forgive me.(噢,师父,原谅我这次吧!)唐僧：No，I think I will take this until we get to the west，Ba Jie，map.(没门,我想就由我先暂时保管,直到我们到达西天,取得真经.八戒,地图!)八戒：Oh，master，I am so hungry now，and I can not move anymore.(噢,师父,我肚子饿扁了,我再也走不动了.)悟空：Fat pig.(肥猪.)八戒：Monkey，if you say these two words once more，I will，I will……(死猴子,如果你再敢说这两个字,我就……我就……)悟空：You will ,you will what？(你就想干嘛啊?)八戒: I will help you catch louses（虱子）.(嘿嘿,我就帮你抓虱子啊!)唐僧: Wukong，I am hungry too，would you bring us some food?(悟空,我也饿了,你能帮我们去找些吃的吗?)八戒：You see ，our master is hungry too.(你看,我们师父也饿了.)唐僧：Bajie，don’t forget who ate my last meal.(八戒,不要忘了,谁把我上一餐的饭给吃了.)沙僧：But master，if the monster comes while monkey brother is away，what can we do？(但是师父,如果有妖精来了,而大师兄又不在的话,该怎么办啊!)唐僧：Yes，that is a big problem，Wukong.(是的诶,这倒是个问题.悟空.)悟空：No problem！(没问题.)悟空拿着金箍棒绕着他们跑了一圈……八戒：This is……(这是……)悟空：Electric net，I made it，so no monster can touch you if you stay in it.(这是我织的电网,只要你们呆在里面,没有妖精能进来.)唐僧：Oh Wukong，you are becoming more and more knowledgeable .Knowledge is power!!!(八戒：is food 沙僧：is girl)(哦悟空,你真是越来越知识渊博哦,知识就是力量啊![八戒:是美食.沙僧:是美女.])悟空：OK , I am going to find some food, bye!（那好，我去找吃的啦，拜拜！）唐僧：OK, it is the show time.（好的，现在是我们展示自己的时间啦！）放音乐《穷开心》，三师徒开始跳舞。

Three Times’ Beating Monster4个人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空Z：猪八戒M：白骨精 M1：变小女孩 M2：B变老婆婆M3：变老头T：I am Dongtu Datang monk（僧侣）, go to the westwards for Buddhas and scripturesS: The front is the deep mountains and forests，Emitofo,please be carefulZ: Emitofo,the weather is so hot,We take a break and then goS: (画圈)I am afraid there is a monster in the mountains, You must not go out of this circle，I'm going to pick some fruit.（妖怪出现，八戒看傻眼）M:Fruit, fresh fruit!(看一眼他们)So hot a day, a little fresh fruit.Z:（一直盯着看然后往出走）ok,niceT: (拉住Z)The monkey said not to get out of the circle.Z:Emitofo,look at her,just a little and beautifulgirl,it is ok.T: (看看然后点头)ok(出圈妖怪准备吃T,S突然出现打死M)M：Damn monkey，I'll be back soon.T:Why do you bully the little girlS: Emitofo,she is a monster.Z:what? She's not a monster.S:I have a piercing(眼神锋利的) eye, I can seeitT:I cant believe that,but thething just this once.（过度到情景二）M:daughter,my dear daughter,where are you? Sir,Did you see my daughter?Z:(小声凑到T跟前说)oh my god,the mother came to find her daughter!(对M说)No，No，we have never seen your daughter before.M:(看到书包哭喊)oh ,this is my daughter’s bag ,you kill her ,I must kill you(伸出魔抓再次扑向T，S出现打死)M:Damn monkey, I'll be back again.T：Monkey! How could you kill two people .You are too cruel,I must punish you.(念咒)S：（抱头喊）Why don't you believe me ,they are monsters!T:you are impenitent!You're not my apprentice.you go!（S走）（场景三）M：hey man , did you see my wife and daughter?TZ惊恐，T愧疚的想说被Z拦住Z:My big brotherhas to help your wife find your daughter.M: so that monkey has gone (露出危险的笑)（绑住T Z）M:You are stupid, I can become a little girl, wife, the old man ,Damn Monkey stopped me ,but you help me get rid of him.(大声笑)Now I will eat you!T:WuKong ,I was wrong about you.S:Monsters, where to escape(举棒子扑向M，M死)T：WuKong ,I'm sorry I misjudged you.Z:Monkey brother ,I am sorry .S:It’s all right .Let's keep going to the Western Paradise.。

三打白骨精的英文剧本，我演过，相当成功，（人物可删减的）人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,master (凑近T)………(T、S一齐转向E)T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you! E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:(轻咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)(B已躲在一旁偷看)E: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No mon ster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门) S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: (倒)Ah……T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S: (咬牙切齿)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T: (想阻止，未及)You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S: (悲，离去)(音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛)《人鬼情未了》E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T: (惊)You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened?S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in orde r to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)(音乐响)《敢问路在何方》(这个放伴奏)T: Let's go guys!( 歌)S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet..Three Times’ Beating Monster人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精（何平）B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em……we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of ele ctricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)Ah……T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》J: boss, brother Monkey is.......T: Don't mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T: （惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened?S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）(谢幕)三打白骨精中英文对照搞笑版人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空、 E：猪八戒、 J：沙僧、B：白骨精、B1：B变成的村姑、B2：B变成的太婆、B3：B变化成的老头、 N：哪吒 T: Wukong,where we are now? 悟空我们现在到哪里了 S: Bajie,map! 八戒地图E: (摸出，递给S) S: oh ，master，look！ (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）哦师傅你瞧啊！T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you don't take these pictures of beautiful girls with you! 八戒我告诉你多少次啦不要老是带美女图啦！ E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回) 哦师傅原谅我这次吧T: (缩手)No,i tkink i will take this untill we get to west ,bajie,map.没门，我想就由我暂时保管，直到我们到达西天，取得真经，八戒地图 E: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em…… i am so hungry now,(坐)and i can not move anymore,奥师傅我肚子饿扁了，再也走不动了 S: Fat Pig! 肥猪E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,Iwill……….死猴子如果你再敢说这俩个字，我就，我就 S: You will what(凶相)? 你就要干嘛啊E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). 呵呵我就帮你抓虱子啊！ S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,I am hungry too，would you bring us some food? 悟空我也饿了你能帮我们去找点吃的吗？E: You see ,master is hungry,too! 你看我们师傅也饿了T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal! 八戒不要忘了谁把我上一餐的饭给吃了J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away。

三打白骨精英语戏剧"The Three Times Beating the White - Bone Demon" English Drama.Characters:1. Tang Seng (Monk Tang), a kind - hearted and somewhat naive Buddhist monk on a pilgrimage to the West.2. Sun Wukong (The Monkey King), a powerful and intelligent monkey with magical powers.3. Zhu Bajie (Piggy), a gluttonous and lazy disciple.4. Sha Wujing (Friar Sand), a loyal and hard - working disciple.5. White - Bone Demon, an evil and shape - shifting demon.Act 1: Encounter in the Mountains.(Scene: Tang Seng and his three disciples are traveling through a mountainous area. The scenery is beautiful but also a bit eerie.)Tang Seng: (Looking around) Disciples, this mountain seems a bit dangerous. We should be careful.Sun Wukong: (Jumping ahead) Master, don't worry. I'll protect you.Zhu Bajie: (Grumbling) I'm so hungry. I hope we can find some food soon.Sha Wujing: (Carrying the luggage) Second brother, you're alwaysthinking about food.(Suddenly, a beautiful young woman appears on the road.)White - Bone Demon (in the form of a young woman): (Pretending to be pitiful) Oh, kind sirs. I'm lost in this mountain. Can you help me?Tang Seng: (Sympathetically) Of course, young lady. Where are you from?Sun Wukong: (Suspiciously) Master, this woman might be a demon. Let me take a closer look.Tang Seng: (Angrily) Wukong, don't be so rude. Look at this poor girl.Act 2: The First Suspicion.Sun Wukong: (Using his magic to see through the demon's disguise) Master, she is indeed a demon. Look at the evil aura around her.Tang Seng: (Not believing) Wukong, you are always too impulsive. How can you say such a thing about this innocent girl?Zhu Bajie: (Stirring things up) Master, Monkey King is just making up stories. He doesn't like us to have fun.Sun Wukong: (Angry) Bajie, you fool. You don't know what you're talking about.(Sun Wukong, without waiting for Tang Seng's permission, raises his golden cudgel and strikes at the "young woman". The woman falls down, and a skeleton is revealed for a moment before disappearing.)Tang Seng: (Shocked and angry) Wukong! How could you kill an innocent person? This is against our Buddhist teachings.Sun Wukong: (Trying to explain) Master, she was a demon. I was protecting you.Tang Seng: (Firmly) I don't believe you. You are too violent.Act 3: The Second Deception.(The White - Bone Demon, not giving up, changes into an old woman.)White - Bone Demon (in the form of an old woman): (Crying) Oh, my daughter. Where are you? (Seeing Tang Seng and his group) Have you seen my daughter?Tang Seng: (Feeling guilty) Old lady, we...Sun Wukong: (Interrupting) Master, this is the same demon. She has come back in a different form.Tang Seng: (Angry) Wukong, you still haven't repented for your previous mistake. How dare you say such things again?Zhu Bajie: (Nodding) Master, Monkey King is just being naughty.(Sun Wukong, determined to protect his master, once again attacks the "old woman" with his cudgel. Again, the demon's true form is briefly revealed.)Tang Seng: (Furiously) Wukong, you are incorrigible. I can't have sucha violent disciple.Sun Wukong: (Begging) Master, please believe me. These are all demons trying to harm you.Act 4: The Final Showdown.(The White - Bone Demon then changes into an old man.)White - Bone Demon (in the form of an old man): (Looking around worriedly) My daughter, my wife, where are you?Tang Seng: (Feeling very sorry) Old man, we may have made a big mistake.Sun Wukong: (Insisting) Master, this is the last form of the demon. I must kill it to protect you.Zhu Bajie: (Trying to stop Sun Wukong) Monkey King, don't be so cruel.(Sun Wukong ignores them and fights with the "old man". Finally, he defeats the White - Bone Demon completely, and this time Tang Seng and the others see the true form of the demon clearly.)Tang Seng: (Realizing his mistake) Wukong, I'm sorry. I should have believed you.Sun Wukong: (Relieved) Master, it's okay. I know you are kind - hearted, but we must be careful of demons' tricks.Zhu Bajie: (Ashamed) Monkey King, I was wrong too. I shouldn't have doubted you.Sha Wujing: (Smiling) Now that the demon is gone, we can continue our journey to the West.。

三打白骨精：T：唐僧S：孙悟空Z：猪八戒J：沙僧B：小白G：小骨J2：小精T：My goodness！（阿弥陀佛。

）师徒做下T：Where is the map？S：Here.We have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Z：Ah!I can’t walk on anymore!T：Bajie，hold on!（轻咳）Wukong,I am a bit hungry.Could you go out to get some food for me? （三只白骨精此时已在一旁偷看）S：（坐起来）OK,your highness.（随后在地上画了一个圈）You two must take care of master very carefully.Z&J2:Yes,sir.T：Let’s play cards!（《斗地主》的音乐响起）B：The Tangseng’s flesh seems so fresh and tasty!G：And he’s so handsome!He’s just my cup of tea!J2：Me too!（两人做花痴状）B：Let me catch him back.（奸笑）G&J2；Good luck,Bai.B：Hm?Electric net?Ha......You are too childish!（施魔法，打破保护障，接近三人）Can I join you?T：I’m so sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B：（在一旁观看）OH,chance!Bomb!T：Bomb（打出）？B：Double king!T：Oh!I win!Lady,you’re a master,come in and teach me!B：My pleasure.（上前观战，悄悄将手放在唐僧头上。

Three Times’ Beating Monster剧本作者：黄斯倩（重庆邮电大学）导演：黄斯倩演员：黄斯倩，佘加杰，张碧亮，王传奇，谢光磊，卓炀程人物：唐僧、孙悟空、猪八戒、沙僧、白骨精（村姑小孩、老太婆、幕后放ppt的场景一：（“路在脚下”音乐响起）唐僧:（轻咳）悟空,factually, I am a bit hungry， Could you go to get me some food?八戒: You see, master is hungry, me too!沙僧：大师兄，二师兄说的对唐僧: 八戒!Don`t forget who ate my last meal!（脚踹八戒）八戒：(委屈)but I still hungry!沙僧: But master, if a monster comes while 大师兄 is away···唐僧: （点头）Em…….It is a problem.悟空, do you have any idea? 悟空: No problem! (悟空围三人转了一圈)八戒: This is…..?悟空: Electric net! I have learnt the energy of electricity from 儿歌三百首. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!唐僧: Emm (摸悟空头)……悟空, you are becoming smarter! 额米头发, knowledge is power!悟空: Bye! jindou cloud！筋斗云：I am jindou cloud!(捶胸，做熊样)I am here!(把孙悟空拖走)唐僧打坐，闭目养神。

八戒和沙僧：两只小蜜蜂啊，飞在花丛中啊···场景二：村姑：米拉桑，阔你急哇~（日语）师徒三人：oh，hi（大家站了起来，某些个吹口哨,做勾引手势）村姑:My name is bai~ （扭捏害羞样）大家：hello, miss bai.村姑: actually, I am going to send some food to some masters ,they live in the temple, look, around the corner. （欲接近唐僧，被弹回）em···may be you are hungry, welcome to my home to have a dinner, I will make food for you ,(轻声说)delicious!八戒：yeah! you look so delicious! shifu! lets go!唐僧：miss bai, you are so kind ,but we have to wait for 悟空…沙僧：师傅，二师兄说的对，大师兄will find us, let us go now! 村姑：come with me.(大家跟着村姑走着，村姑一个媚眼，八戒倒下，唐僧跨过八戒的身体继续跟着村姑)[沙僧：（扶八戒）are you ok?八戒：no! I am full in love with the girl!沙僧：yeah！she is an apple in my eyes!（吃了一口苹果）] 唐僧：miss bai!村姑：（转身眨眼）what ?唐僧：I love you when I see you at the first time! I ···村姑：（轻轻用手堵住唐僧嘴）you jump , I jump!(音乐响起，二人做泰坦尼克号经典动作)村姑：（转过身）shifu, close your eyes! let`s have a kiss! 唐僧：wow I love to（闭眼，翘起嘴巴，伸脖子）（村姑奸笑，准备吃了唐僧）悟空: (回来，看见村姑，火眼金睛看一眼村姑)Oh, monster!(上前就打,两人大战三回合，村姑倒)村姑: （倒)Ah……(凄惨的音乐放起)唐僧: (气愤)悟空! Look what have done! She is a kind girl! 悟空: She is a monster!唐僧: Nonsense!(深呼吸)悟空: Oh, please don’t……唐僧:It’s too late!(唱) 哦玛丽玛丽买卖home~~~悟空: Please, Please, oh, no……(痛苦抱头)唐僧: (捶胸痛喊)悟空,I’m disappointed with you!场景三：小孩：（坐在地上痛哭）（唐僧师徒走过来）小孩：（拉住八戒的腿）I want my mom.八戒：shifu, we are in trouble!沙僧：let me try. little girl ,who is your mama?小孩：her name is bai.沙僧：师傅，二师兄说的对。

Three Times Beating the Monster三打白骨精-----七年制开头出场，视频《英文版敢问路在何方》(我们利用的是视频里的音乐)，四师徒出场(等到四人全部出来后暂停视频)。

【本剧灯光都是全亮的】唐僧: Wukong，where are we now？(悟空,我们现在到哪儿了?)悟空：Ba Jie，map.(八戒,地图.)八戒误拿出一张美女图，给了悟空.悟空：Oh，master，look！(哦,师父,你看啊!)唐僧：Oh，Ba Jie，how many times I have told you don’t take these pictures of beautiful girls with you.(八戒,我告诉你多少次啦,不要老是带美女图啦!)八戒：Oh，master，forgive me.(噢,师父,原谅我这次吧!)唐僧：No，I think I will take this until we get to the west，Ba Jie，map.(没门,我想就由我先暂时保管,直到我们到达西天,取得真经.八戒,地图!) 八戒：Oh，master，I am so hungry now，and I can not move anymore. (噢,师父,我肚子饿扁了,我再也走不动了.)悟空：Fat pig.(肥猪.)八戒：Monkey，if you say these two words once more，I will，I will…… (死猴子,如果你再敢说这两个字,我就……我就……)悟空：You will ,you will what？(你就想干嘛啊?)八戒: I will help you catch louses（虱子）.(嘿嘿,我就帮你抓虱子啊!)唐僧: Wukong，I am hungry too，would you bring us some food?(悟空,我也饿了,你能帮我们去找些吃的吗?)八戒：You see ，our master is hungry too.(你看,我们师父也饿了.)唐僧：Bajie，don’t forget who ate my last meal.(八戒,不要忘了,谁把我上一餐的饭给吃了.)沙僧：But master，if the monster comes while monkey brother is away，what can we do？(但是师父,如果有妖精来了,而大师兄又不在的话,该怎么办啊!)唐僧：Yes，that is a big problem，Wukong.(是的诶,这倒是个问题.悟空.)悟空：No problem！(没问题.)悟空拿着金箍棒绕着他们跑了一圈……八戒：This is……(这是……)悟空：Electric net，I made it，so no monster can touch you if you stay in it.(这是我织的电网,只要你们呆在里面,没有妖精能进来.)唐僧：Oh Wukong，you are becoming more and more knowledgeable .Knowledge is power!!!(八戒：is food 沙僧：is girl)(哦悟空,你真是越来越知识渊博哦,知识就是力量啊![八戒:是美食.沙僧:是美女.])悟空：OK , I am going to find some food, bye!（那好，我去找吃的啦，拜拜！）唐僧：OK, it is the show time.（好的，现在是我们展示自己的时间啦！）放音乐《穷开心》，三师徒开始跳舞。

Three Times Beating the Monster三打白骨精-----七年制开头出场，视频《英文版敢问路在何方》(我们利用的是视频里的音乐)，四师徒出场(等到四人全部出来后暂停视频)。

【本剧灯光都是全亮的】唐僧: Wukong，where are we now？(悟空,我们现在到哪儿了?)悟空：Ba Jie，map.(八戒,地图.)八戒误拿出一张美女图，给了悟空.悟空：Oh，master，look！(哦,师父,你看啊!)唐僧：Oh，Ba Jie，how many times I have told you don’t take these pictures of beautiful girls with you.(八戒,我告诉你多少次啦,不要老是带美女图啦!)八戒：Oh，master，forgive me.(噢,师父,原谅我这次吧!)唐僧：No，I think I will take this until we get to the west，Ba Jie，map.(没门,我想就由我先暂时保管,直到我们到达西天,取得真经.八戒,地图!)八戒：Oh，master，I am so hungry now，and I can not move anymore.(噢,师父,我肚子饿扁了,我再也走不动了.)悟空：Fat pig.(肥猪.)八戒：Monkey，if you say these two words once more，I will，I will……(死猴子,如果你再敢说这两个字,我就……我就……)悟空：You will ,you will what？(你就想干嘛啊?)八戒: I will help you catch louses（虱子）.(嘿嘿,我就帮你抓虱子啊!)唐僧: Wukong，I am hungry too，would you bring us some food?(悟空,我也饿了,你能帮我们去找些吃的吗?)八戒：You see ，our master is hungry too.(你看,我们师父也饿了.)唐僧：Bajie，don’t forget who ate my last meal.(八戒,不要忘了,谁把我上一餐的饭给吃了.)沙僧：But master，if the monster comes while monkey brother is away，what can we do？(但是师父,如果有妖精来了,而大师兄又不在的话,该怎么办啊!)唐僧：Yes，that is a big problem，Wukong.(是的诶,这倒是个问题.悟空.)悟空：No problem！(没问题.)悟空拿着金箍棒绕着他们跑了一圈……八戒：This is……(这是……)悟空：Electric net，I made it，so no monster can touch you if you stay in it.(这是我织的电网,只要你们呆在里面,没有妖精能进来.)唐僧：Oh Wukong，you are becoming more and more knowledgeable .Knowledge is power!!!(八戒：is food 沙僧：is girl)(哦悟空,你真是越来越知识渊博哦,知识就是力量啊![八戒:是美食.沙僧:是美女.])悟空：OK , I am going to find some food, bye!（那好，我去找吃的啦，拜拜！）唐僧：OK, it is the show time.（好的，现在是我们展示自己的时间啦！）放音乐《穷开心》，三师徒开始跳舞。

Three Times’ Beating Monster人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头T: Emitofo, do you know where we are now?S: Bajie, map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look, boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）T: Bajie! How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls! E: Oh, boss! Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But……T: Emitofo, nothing is lust, lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain! Ah I can’t walk on anymore! (坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again, Iwill, I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see, boss is hungry, too!T: Baijie! Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But boss, if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong, do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is…..?S: Electric net! I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emi tofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net? You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?J: I’m sorry, lady. We are playing Fighting against landowner and three people are enough.B1: (在一旁观看)Oh, Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb? (打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……, Lady, you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门) S: (回来，看见B1)Oh, monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)Ah……T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh, please don’t……T: It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱) S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daught er, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》J: boss, brother Monkey is.......T: Don't mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T: （惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened?S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》。

Three times beat monsters三打白骨精第一幕农夫家农夫一家吃完饭在看电视《新闻联播主题曲》，朱宏强开始播新闻。

朱宏强：Welcome to CCTV news , there are four 和尚 from 东土大唐 to west to get some books , let me tell you who are they.师徒四人出场：朱宏强：people who rides white horse is not only prince ,he may be 唐僧.唐僧: hello ,I am唐僧, have you seen a handsome heshang（和尚） like me, many people think I always talk too much，actually ,they are wrong. Let me tell you a secret, I haven’t ate meat for 3 months.朱宏强:Not all monkeys are thin ,some monkeys may be fat.悟空：Hi, this is monkey, my favorite thing is to beat monsters. Hey, monster ,where to go.朱宏强：zhu bajie may not a ugly man ,he also can be a beautiful girl.八戒：Hello ,every beauties ,I am bajie ，I love all of beauties and I always feel hungry.朱宏强:Not all people who carry luggages （担子） are farmers, he may be shaseng.沙僧：Every audience(观众), I am shaseng, I am honest. I always speak little and do much, so, to choose a husband, I am your best choice.电视机突然坏了老太婆：Hey , what’s going on , honey you should check if there is something wrong with the TV老头：nothing serious , it just ran out of signal.村姑（女儿）：Dady and mommy, I really like tangseng, he is very handsome , I will marry a man like him .老头：forget it , tangseng always talk too much, I can’t stand him, I prefer wukong .老太婆：Oh no, wukong is too thin , to marry him you will become really thin, I think shasheng is better, he is honest.村姑：that’s it ,what about bajie, he is cute.老太婆、老头：No way!老太婆:he is too lazy .老头：Too ugly 。