Monkey Subdues the White-bone Demon
Roles:
Monkey King(M) 猴哥
Pig (P) 八戒
Tangseng(T) 唐僧
Shaseng(S) 沙僧
White-bone Demon(W) 白骨精
White-bone Demon’Servant(Ws)
Young Girl(G) 年轻女孩
Old Lady(L) 老妇人
Fortune teller(F) 先知
Narrator: It’s a very day in the journey to the west, the four monks are travelling in the rolling mountains,in which lives white-bone demon. And she is quite excited to be informed that Tangseng is coming. 师徒四人西天取经，白骨精途中等待。
（1桃花朵朵开）
（White-bone Demon with her servant behind steps in the stage）
Ws: madam, here is the fresh blood! You look so well today!
W: Aha, of cause! A monk called Tangseng is coming and it is said that one who has eaten his flesh will never die or grow old! What a precious opportunity for me it is! I will turn into a beautiful girl to win his heart!
（White-bone Demon spinsherself and turned into a beautiful young girl，then waited for the monks to come.）
M: master, I feel that there is some evil in this area! (让三人站在呼啦圈内)you three stay in this magical ring and I will go to search for some food! See you later!(悟空跳出舞台)
G：oh, god gives me such a wonderful chance!(整理妆容，伴奏2音乐起，走猫步上台)
P: hey, master! Have you got the smell of a beauty?
T: Absolutely! Er, actually I find she is walking toward us!
G: How do you do, lovely monks? My name is snow white. You must be hungry after such a long journey. Here is some bread for you!
P: oh, what a kindhearted girl! Baby, I do hungry very much! Shall we eat the bread together?
S: I think she may be a demon! Be careful, pig!
（八戒压根不理他，色迷迷的走出呼啦圈，走向美女）
P: you are such beautiful，and I’m such handsome. Shouldn’t we be a suitable couple? G: yes, I’d love to!
（音乐3my love will go on响起八戒与少女一起做泰坦尼克中的经典动作。两
人陶醉其中。沙僧与唐僧低头念经）
S: oh, my Buddha! How can a monk act as this!
T: er mi tuo fo \ er mi tuo fo\ er mi tuo fo
……
（3音乐结束，悟空举着金箍棒跳出）
M: you greedy demon! Dare you come to tempt my brother! Go to the hell right now!（一棒将其打死）
S：master, monkey has killed a person!
P: A person who is a nice young girl who likes me!
T: monkey, do you know you have murdered an innocent young girl?
You must be responsible for it! And as your master I must punish you! (开始念紧箍咒) @#￥%）（*&%……￥#！
（悟空痛苦万分，在地上打滚。舞台另一边白骨精上,做愤愤状）
W：what a damn monkey! Hum, I won’t give up！M-a-g-i-c!
(白骨精转下台，老妇人上。拄着拐，弯腰驼背咳嗽不断，向唐僧一行走去)
L：Snow white! Snow white!----master, (唐僧停止念咒，悟空站起来对老夫怒目而
视，龇牙咧嘴)
have you seen my 19 year old daughter? She went out to send some
food to some monks, but haven’t gone back yet!
P:er, er ,no! Absolutely no!
(老妇环顾四周看到女儿尸体！忙扑到她身边。
4二泉映月起)
L: wake up ! Snow white! Wake up ! who killed you !
M: master, this is the same demon! She came again! let kill her!(
跃起挥棒将其打死在地)
S：master, again monkey killed a person!
P: A person who is a old poor mother!
M: Nonsense! She is a demon who wants to eat you! Why don’t you trust me!
（师徒正在争吵时，白骨精在台上揉自己被打过的地方，计上心头，旋转下台，
半仙上台，举着小旗上书“赛神仙”，腿有些陂，翻着白眼.）
N: when the four monks are debating, the Ms White- bone had come up with another idea and turned herself into a fortune teller.
F：what a pity that such a handsome monk has an incurable disease！What a pity! T: are you talking to me? Have I got that terrible disease? What’s it?
F: your legs! One is longer while the other is shorter! If you let it go at that you will lose the ability to move even a centimeter one day！
M: don’t believe in him, master! He’s the same demon!
F: shit! What I said is definitely true! You don’t believe that? Let me show you! Follow me now-----
(5音乐起。师徒四人跟着半仙开始走。半仙带着四人瘸着走。绕呼啦圈两周)
S: Oh no! we’re all disabled!
P: master, we have to accept the treatment!
M: rubbish! I won’t let you cheat others any more! Taste my stick!(一棒将其打死)
