搞笑英语
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1．we two who and who？咱俩谁跟谁阿2．how are you ? how old are you?怎么是你，怎么老是你？3．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！4．as far as you go to die有多远，死多远！！！！5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!有事起奏，无事退朝6．you me you me彼此彼此7．You Give Me Stop!!你给我站住！8．know is know noknow is noknow知之为知之，不知为不知…9．WATCH SISTER表妹10．dragon born dragon,chicken born c hicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！11.．I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸12．one car comeone car go ,two car pengpeng,people die车祸现场描述13．heart flower angry open心花怒放14．go past no mistake past走过路过，不要错过15．小明：I am sorry!老外：I am sorry too!小明：I am sorry three!老外：What are you sorry for?小明：I am sorry five!16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I haveone!要钱没有，要命一条17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son你有两下子。
19.好好学习，天天向上：good good study,day day up!20. 一只小狗在沙漠中旅行,结果死了,他是怎么死的?==>他是憋死的,因为沙漠里没有电线杆尿尿a puppy died when traveling in the desert. why did he die? ==>because there is no power poles for him to pee on.英语爱情语录：9句永恒的爱情箴言I miss you so much already and I haven't even left yet!尽管还不曾离开，我已对你朝思暮想!I'll think of you every step of the way.我会想你，在漫漫长路的每一步。
Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you.无论你身在何处，无论你为何忙碌，我都会在此守候。
The day without you is like a book without pages.没有你的日子就像一本没有书页的书。
You make my heart smile.我的心因你而笑。
Being with you is like walking on a very clear morning.和你在一起就像在一个清爽的早晨漫步。
First impression of you is most lasting.对你最初的印象，久久难以忘怀。
Love is a light that never dims.爱是一盏永不昏暗的明灯。
Life is the flower for which love is the honey.生命如花，爱情是蜜。
求婚英语：求婚必备的地道英语1. We've been going out for quite some time now。
我们相恋已经很长时间了。
这可是一个很好的热身句子哦。
你可以它用来告诉你的同伴你正发狂地爱着他/她。
2. I think we have something really special。
我认为我们彼此间有种特别的感觉。
“something special”指的是特殊的关系或感觉。
你只能说给女朋友或男朋友听，而不是一个一般的朋友。
3. I want to settle down。
我想安定下来。
“to settle down”是和你所爱的人一起安定下来，让你们的关系增添稳定的因素。
4. You are my soul-mate。
你是我的爱人。
你的“soul-mate”是指某个与你关系很深、很紧密的人，也可以指你所爱的人。
如果你还没有“soul-mate”，就可以对自己说：“OK, where is my soul-mate?”5. I'm ready for a life-long commitment。
我真的想一辈子照顾你。
“a life-long commitment”，说出这句话，可就意味着你打算与某人相伴共度余生。
6. Let's tie the knot!我们结婚吧！这句话可以换一种表达方法：“Let's get hitch!”这两句话都是用一种轻松幽默的方式去建议结婚。
当然啦，用传统的方式去pop the question你可以说“Will you marry me?”(你愿意和我结婚吗？)英语谜语：16个英语脑筋急转弯1. What will you break once you say it? （什么东西一说出来就打破？）2. Will liars be honest after they die? （骗子死了之后会诚实吗？）3. What always goes up and never goes down? （什么东西只升不降？）4. Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun? （男孩为什么让他的狗坐在阳光下？）5. Why can a bride hide nothing? （为什么新娘子什么也藏不住？）6. Why is the library the highest building? （为什么图书馆是最高的建筑物？）7. What is the smallest bridge in the world? （世界上最小的桥梁是什么？）8. What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole? （北极与南极的区别是什么？）9. What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory? 淘气的男孩为什么想去钟表厂工作？）10. What bird lifts heavy things? （什么鸟能举起重物？）11.A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is already forty-nine persons in it. At this time,a pregnant woman comes on and boards the ship. The ship sinks.Why?(有一艘船只能容纳50人,现在已有49人。
这时一位孕妇上了船,船就沉了。
为什么?12. Why is the comet like Micky Mouse? (为什么是慧星像米老老鼠?)13. Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad? (谁跟你比较亲密,你的妈妈或你的爸爸? )14. What's the poorest bank in the world? (世界的最贫穷的银行是什么? )15. What month do soldiers hate?(军人憎恨什么月? )16.An old woman has lived in one-story house before.Her body is very short.Afterwards,she moves into a big building and lives in the ninth story. However, when she comes back home each time,she always takes an elevator to the sixth story and gets off,then she walks to the ninth story.Why?(有位老妇人,从前住平房,并且个子非常矮,后来她搬进了一个很高的楼里,住在第九层,但是她每次回家,她总是乘电梯到第六层就下来,然后走到第九层.为什么?)keys1. Silence. （沉默）2. No, they won’t. They lie still after they die.（不会，他们依旧撒谎。
Lie still 躺着不动，依旧撒谎。
3. Your age. （你的年龄）4. He wants to have a hot dog. （他想要一条热狗。
）5. Because someone will give her away. （因为有人会揭发她。
Give away 揭发，在婚礼上把新娘交给新郎）6. It has the most stories. （它的楼层最多。
Story 故事，楼层）7. The bridge of a nose. （鼻梁）8. A whole world. (整个世界。
a world of difference 天壤之别)9. They want to make faces. (make face 做鬼脸，做钟表面)10. Crane. (鹤。
Crane鹤，举重机)11. Because is a pigbot. (那是潜水艇。
pigbot,潜水艇)12.Because it is a star with a tail..(为它尾部有一个星。
)13.Mom is closer, because Dad is father(farther).(因为爸爸是父亲, 所以妈妈比较靠近。
