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逗比朋友笑话中英文翻译1I Have the KeyJesse called after his friend Edwin，“Hey，Edwin！Someone has stolen your treasure box．”Edwin smiled and said，“Don't worry，John．I have the key．”我拿着钥匙呢杰西在他的朋友艾德文后面高声地叫着：“嗨，艾德文！有人把你的珠宝盒给偷走了。
”艾德文边笑边回答：“不要紧，我拿着盒子上的钥匙呢。
”2That's What I Want to Find Out“We have got a new dog，would you like to come around and play with him？”“Well，I don't know．Does he bite？”“That's what I want to find out．”那正是我想知道的“我们新养了一条狗，你要过来和他玩玩吗？”“哦，我不知道。
他咬人吗？”“这正是我想要知道的。
”3My Dog Can't ReadMrs．Jack：Oh，my dear，I have lost my precious little dog！Mrs．Smith：But you must put an advertisement in the papers！Mrs．Jack：It's no use，my little dog can't read．狗不识字杰克夫人：哦，亲爱的，我把最爱的小狗给丢了！史密斯夫人：你该在报纸上登广告啊！杰克夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。
4Two Friends“Sandy，please wait a minute！I wouldn't say this to you，but now I can't help it．You borrowed my umbrella three days ago，and haven't returned it yet．”“Oh，Jenny，I had no choice because it has been raining since then，you know．”两个朋友“桑迪，请等一下！我不能不和你说一下了。
幽默英文笑话带中文翻译笑话作为一种城市化的民间口头创作体裁,是一种重要的交际手段。
店铺整理了幽默英文笑话带中文翻译，欢迎阅读!幽默英文笑话带中文翻译篇一there was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing(耕地) , and his horse immediately galloped(疾驰，飞奔) five miles to the nearest town and returned, carrying a doctor on his back.一位农夫在犁田时，不慎跌倒摔伤了屁股，他的马立即飞奔到五哩外最近的小镇，载了一位医生回来。
"that’s a pretty smart horse," the farmer’s friend later observed.一个朋友看到后便夸赞说：“你这匹马真是聪明!”"well, he’s not really so s mart," the farmer said. "the doctor he brought back was a veterinarian!"农夫说：“也没有你想的那么聪明啦!它带来的是一位兽医!”幽默英文笑话带中文翻译篇二a fat lady walked into the dress shop. "i'd like to see a dress that would fit me," she told the clerk.一个胖女人走进服装店。
“我想看一件适合我穿的衣服，”她告诉店员说。
"so would i," said the tactless clerk.“我也是。
”不太老练的店员说道。
幽默英文笑话带中文翻译篇三a little boy was practicing his violin, while his father sat reading the newspaper. the family dog began to howl along dismally.一个小男孩在练习小提琴，他的父亲在读报纸。
英文幽默笑话带翻译1：While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?""Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意.“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他.“那玩意儿厉害了,那是一个会说话的钟”,学生回答.“这钟怎么工作的”,他的朋友问.“看着,别眨眼了”,那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子,拼命地敲了一下,声音震耳欲聋.突然,他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫,“别敲了,你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!”2：While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . "Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all I heard."Drew," I scolded, "no one can understand a word you're saying."He says he wants some ketchup," my husband said calmly . A woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, "How in the world did you understand him?""I'm a dentist," my husband explained.在饭店吃饭的时候，我申斥我4岁的儿子，因为他满嘴食物在说话。
四级搞笑翻译四级搞笑翻译700字1. What's up?翻译：什么在上面？搞笑翻译：什么怀孕了？2. How are you?翻译：你好吗？搞笑翻译：你是猴子吗？3. It's raining cats and dogs.翻译：狗猫下雨了。
搞笑翻译：下雨了，有狗有猫。
4. Hold your horses.翻译：握紧你的马。
搞笑翻译：抱紧你的马。
5. Piece of cake.翻译：一块蛋糕。
搞笑翻译：一片蛋糕。
6. I'm broke.翻译：我破产了。
搞笑翻译：我真的很累。
7. Break a leg.翻译：祝你好运。
搞笑翻译：折断一条腿。
8. Don't cry over spilled milk.翻译：不要为倒了的牛奶哭泣。
搞笑翻译：别为泼了的牛奶哭。
9. You're pulling my leg.翻译：你在逗我。
搞笑翻译：你在拉我的腿。
10. That's a piece of cake.翻译：那是一块蛋糕。
搞笑翻译：那是个草帽。
11. Don't count your chickens before they hatch. 翻译：别在小鸡孵出来之前数鸡。
搞笑翻译：别在小鸡孵出来之前准备鸡肉。
12. I'm all ears.翻译：我全听着。
搞笑翻译：我全变成耳朵了。
13. Let's call it a day.翻译：我们收工吧。
搞笑翻译：让我们把它叫做白天。
14. The early bird catches the worm.翻译：早起的鸟儿有虫吃。
搞笑翻译：早起的鸟儿是寄生虫。
15. It's a piece of cake.翻译：这是一块蛋糕。
搞笑翻译：它是一个小泥人。
16. Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.翻译：别把所有的鸡蛋放在一个篮子里。
搞笑翻译：别把所有的鸡蛋放在一个书包里。
英文幽默笑话中文翻译“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。
”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。
笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松，在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。
下面小编为大家带来英文幽默笑话中文翻译，欢迎大家阅读!英文幽默笑话中文翻译1：“You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained tohis friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained tome for half an hour why my answer is wrong.“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。
”英文幽默笑话中文翻译2：Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings."Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!""Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there isonly the mother and thechildren. Where is the father?"The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he waspainting the pictures."兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。
超搞笑的英语翻译句子很多人学英语都比较习惯中式化，在翻译的时候，一些中式的翻译非常的搞笑，让你笑个不停哦!1. World sing how learn 我的心好冷2. Husband and wife lung slice.夫妻肺片3. We two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿!4. Make my heart peng peng peng.怦然心动5. As far as you go to die.有多远，死多远!6. Chinese dream flying nine days.中国梦飞九天7. Dangqi dream , I have the power.荡起梦想，我有力量8. No care three seven two ten one. 不管三七二十一9. play a big knife before Guan Gong 关公面前耍大刀10. One day is your teacher, day day is your father.一日为师终身为父。
11. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条12. One car come, one car go, two car pengpeng, one car died! (关于一场车祸的描述)13. Know is know ，no know is no know，is know 也. 知之为知之，不知为不知，是知也14. Hello everybody! if you have something to say, then say! if you have nothing to say, go home! 有事起奏，无事退朝15. You have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers!together up! 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上!。
1．we two who and who？咱俩谁跟谁阿2．how are you ? how old are you?怎么是你，怎么老是你？3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you你不鸟我，我也不鸟你4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers！together up ！你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,they say! if you have nothing to say,go home!!有事起奏，无事退朝6．you me you me彼此彼此7．You Give Me Stop!!你给我站住！8．know is know noknow is noknow知之为知之，不知为不知…9．WATCH SISTER表妹10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse's sons can make hole!!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！11．American Chinese not enough美中不足12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die车祸现场描述13．heart flower angry open心花怒放14．go past no mistake past走过路过，不要错过15．小明：I am sorry!老外：I am sorry too!小明：I am sorry three!老外：What are you sorry for?小明：I am sorry five!16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!要钱没有，要命一条17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.我叫李老大，今年25。
搞笑中英文翻译【篇一：搞笑中英文翻译】您的位置: > > > 文章内容神一般的20句英文翻译时间:2014-08-29 22:26 来源:搞笑大小王作者:大王点击:次1.i never change whatever u change电流不随电压改变而改变，当时就把这句话死死的记住了。
2.if you think you can, you can.如果你认为你是个罐头，你就是个罐头。
3.one apple a day,keep the doctor away.每天听一遍小苹果，医生都不敢治我。
4.you are the apple of my eye.腻是窝的小丫小苹果~~5.an apple everyday keeps a doctor awayno.1 原始版本。
一天一苹果，医生远离我~no.2 进击版本。
一天一个app，博士学位远离我…no.3 神经版本。
一天一遍小苹果，医生也救不了我…-_-#6.r u kidding?no,i am serious.你是凯迪吗？不，我是塞洛斯。
7.i want to see you我想要两颗西柚8.student today，husky forever.一天是学生，永远都是狗。
9.you share rose get fun.鱼香肉丝盖饭。
10.i saw a saw saw a saw我看到一把锯锯一把锯11.a saw saw a saw.英雄识英雄。
12.young faults last for a life一见杨过误终生13.if you do not leave me, i will by your side until the life end.翻译一：如果你不离开我，我们会死在一起。
（中学水平）翻译二：如果不滚开，我就和你同归于尽。
（四级水平）翻译三：你若不离不弃，我必生死相依。
（六级水平）翻译四：问世间情为何物？直教人生死相许。
（八级水平）翻译五：天地合，乃敢与君绝。
（专家水平）翻译六：你在或不在，爱就在那里，不增不减。
（活佛水平）14.knowledge is power.-培根15.love the neighbor. but don t get caught.要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她老公知道.16.a moment on the lips, forever on the hips.嘴巴爽一秒，屁股胖一生。
17.i have my ways!山人自有妙计！18.like a dog, like a god.普通青年：像一条狗，又像上帝。
文艺青年：好像突然有了软肋，也突然有了铠甲。
二逼青年：前期怂比狗头人，后期超神人头狗。
19.i m fine,thank you. and you?刻骨铭心，多年之后还是偶尔...情不自禁脱口而出20.感谢遇到你，赠我空欢喜进入：栏目主页主题：上一篇：下一篇：【篇二：搞笑中英文翻译】good good study day day up 好好学习天天向上give you color to see see 给你点颜色看看a yellow dog 一个卑鄙的人a black sheeo 败家子green hand 绿林black friday 黑色（倒霉）星期五black tea 红茶great man 伟人from morning till night 从早到晚the king of ring 指环王（就是电影----魔戒）到这里了【篇三：搞笑中英文翻译】说到翻译，如果是直译的话童鞋们可能不以为然。
但是如果融入一定的文化背景、语境等元素，翻译得又狠又准，感觉立马不一样了。
不信你看看↓ ↓↓1.the last thing i want to do is hurt you. but it’s still on the list.直译：在这个世界上，我最不愿意做的事就是伤害你，但是这件事仍在我的考虑之列。
意译：我真不想伤害你，但你也别逼我。
高级：吾虽不杀伯仁，伯仁由我而死。
2.politicians and diapers have one thing in common. they should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.政客和纸尿布有一个共同点就是：他们都很有规律地被替换，而且因为同一个理由——脏了！3.war does not determine who is right – only who is left.战争不能决出正义，但能判出哪方出局。
4.knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.直译：知识就是说你知道西红柿是一种水果;智慧就好似不要把它放进水果沙拉里。
意译：知识就是告诉你说应该把鸡蛋放进篮子，智慧则是叫你不要把所有鸡蛋都放进一个篮子。
5.if god is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.上帝瞅着咱们呢，大伙好歹喜感点吧！6.i didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.老子拼死拼活奋斗到食物链顶端，不是为了成为一个素食者。
7.a bus station is where a bus stops. a train station is where a train stops. on my desk, i have a work station.公车站呀公车停。
火车站呀火车停。
俺桌上有个工作站…8.better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.直译：剽悍的人生不需要解释！意译：越解释越sb，不说话最nb。
9.a clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.无愧于心哈？记性不好吧？10.women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.如果女人能做到以秃顶和啤酒肚在大街上晃还觉得自己倍儿性感——此时估计男女能平等。
11.to steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. to steal from many is research.窃钩者诛，窃国者为诸侯。
12.the sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.直译：小孩子要中间名，纯粹是为了让他知道他啥时候真的有麻烦了。
意译：起个全名就为了揍孩子前可以底气十足地喊出来。
意译：贾君鹏这名字就为了让他妈喊他回家吃饭！13.it’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.跳楼的时候，“啊——”的时候还没死，“啪”那才是死了。
14.hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.好客就是：让客人觉得他们像在他们家一样，尽管你真的希望他们滚回他们家。
15.you’re never too old to learn something stupid.越活越二。
活到老，二到老。
16.just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.记着吧……世界要不恶心，我们早被吐掉了。
(提示：看出哪个词是一语双关了吗？)17.if you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.直译：如果你始终脚踏实地，那就别想穿裤子了。
意译：人太老实没法活。
18.we never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.我们永远不可能真正的成熟，我们只是学会在众人面前装逼。
19.crowded elevators smell different to midgets.直译：你若是挤满人的电梯里的小矮人，肯定能嗅出不同的味儿。
意译：灵感来自于所站的角度与众不同。
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