非常搞笑的英语翻译[指南]

超级搞笑的中国式英语?1. 爱TMD谁谁谁：love he mother’s who who who? ? 2. 白痴：White eat!? ? 3. 板门弄斧：play an ax before Luban? ? 4. 班长：class long? ? 5. 彼此彼此：you me you me? ? 6. 表妹：watch sister? ? 7. 别唬我：don’t tiger me? ? 8. 不管三七二十一：no care three seven two ten one? ? 9. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子：Blue who say，and whose? ? 10. 不三不四：no three no four? ? 11. 不要开黄腔：do not open yellow gun? ? 12. 车祸现场描述：one car come，one car go ,two car peng－peng, people die? ? 13. 呈现强烈的企图心：Demonstrate the strong attempt heart? ? 14. 吃白食：eat white food? ? 15. 春江水暖鸭先知：spring river water warm duck first know? ? 16. 大人不计小人过：Big people do not think of small people’s mistake? ? 17. 第一眼看到你，我就爱上你了：first eye see you, i shit love you? ? 18. 电源线：power line? ? 19. 放马过来，给你点颜色看看：release your horse and come, I’ll give you some color to see see? ? 20. 蜂拥而至：go out like bee? ? 21. 给你点颜色看看：I’ll s how you some color? ? 22. 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸：I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face? ? 23. 恭喜发财：go high fuck try? ? 24. 狗娘养的：dog mother born? ? 25. 关公面前耍大刀：play a big knife before Guangong? ? 26. 好多人死了，你怎么不去死！：How many pople go to die, why do not you go to die? ? 27. 好好学习、天天向上：good good study, day day up? ? 28. 好久不见：long time no see? ?29. 红颜知己：red face know me? ? 30. 加油：add oil? ? 31. 救人一命，胜造七级浮屠：save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower? ? 32. 开水：open water? ? 33. 看不看：see no see?? ? 34. 抗日游行：resist sun swim go? ? 35. 课间操：lesson between fuck? ? 36. 老表：old watch? ? 37. 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞：dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole? ? 38. 马马虎虎：horse horse tiger tiger? ? 39. 没脸见人：have no face see person? ? 40. 美中不足：American Chinese not enough? ? 41. 面试：face try? ? 42. 明天谁起得早谁叫谁：tomorrow morning who get up early, who call who!? ? 43. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay!? ? 44. 你爱我吗：you love I?? ? 45. 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你：you don’t bird me, so I don’t bird you? ? 46. 你给我等着：you give me wait? ? 47. 你给我滚出去：you gave me get out? ? 48. 你给我记住：you give me remember? ? 49. 你给我站住：you give me stop? ? 50. 你没看，我现在非常忙，一边玩去：You no see, I now very busy. One side play go? ? 51. 你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里：your wife is beautiful/where where? ? 52. 你去不去？你不去我去！：You go no go? You no go I go!? ? 53. 你认为你是谁？：What do you think ,who are you ?? ? 54. 你TMD：you he mother’s? ? 55. 你问我，我去问谁：you ask me, me ask who? ? 56. 你丫要敢唬我，我他妈扇你！：IF you tiger me,I will mountain you!? ? 57. 你有两下子：you have two down son? ? 58. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上：you have seed，I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！? ?59. 你真有两下子：you really have tow down son? ? 60. 骑驴看唱本，走着瞧：riding a donkey reading play , go and see? ?? ? 61. 七上八下：seven up eight down? ? 62. 亲爱的王小姐：dear wang little girl? ? 63. 请别碰行李：Please no touch the move the lee? ? 64. 青翠欲滴：It`s so green as will dropped? ? 65. 去你妈：go you mother? ? 66. 让世界充满爱：let's make love all over the world? ? 67. 人山人海：people mountain people sea? ? 68. 人之初，性本善：people first born, sex is kind? ? 69. 三人行，必有我师：three people go, one is my teacher ? ? 70. 三心二意：three heart two meaning? ? 71. 色狼：colour wolf? ? 72. 生日快乐：birthday happy? ? 73. 上网：up net? ? 74. 上学：up school? ? 75. 胜败乃家常便饭：win lost milk house long poopoo rice ? ? 76. 是不是：yes no yes? ? 77. 十全十美：ten all ten nice? ? 78. 十三点：ten three point? ? 79. 试试看：try try see? ? 80. 耍帅：play handsome? ? 81. 死猪不怕开水烫！：die pig not pa hot water tang!? ? 82. 谈朋友：talk friend? ? 83. 体壮如牛：body strong as a cow? ? 84. 万紫千红：ten thousand purple one thousand red??? ? 85. 王八：king eight? ? 86. 王八蛋：wang eight eggs? ? 87. 望穿秋水：look through autumn water? ? 88. 王老五：wang old five? ? 89. 唯小人与女人难养也：only small people and women hard to feed? ? 90. 我的天呀！：my sky !? ? 91. 我服了你！：I??follow??you!? ? 92. 我感到很难过：I feel difficult to pass? ? 93. 我叫李老大，今年25：I call Li old big. toyear 25? ? 94. 我容易么我？：am I easy I？? ?95. 我是大儿子：I am a big son? ? 96. 我是独一无二：I am olny one no two? ? 97. 我是流氓我怕谁：I’m a scamp, I’m afraid of whom? ? 98. 我是中国人：I am in China? ? 99. 我要给你点颜色看看：I will give you some color to see see （好像也被黑人群体最近所采用）? ?100. 五讲、四美、三热爱：five talk, four beauty, three lover? ? 101. 无钱无得：No money, no talk? ? 102. 笑里藏刀：A knife in the smile? ? 103. 心花怒放：heart flower angry open? ? 104. 眼看手勿动：look, see OK, no touch? ? 105. 要钱不给，要命有一条：want money no, want life one? ? 106. 要钱还是要命：money or life?? ? 107. 一分耕耘一分收获：EVEN GAME WIN , EVEN SO WHOLE? ? 108. 一见钟情：One??look??clock??love? ? 109. 意思意思：meaning meaning? ? 110. 一言既出，驷马难追：one word is out, four horses cannot chase? ? 111. 一元复苏，万象更新：one dollar restart, ten thousand elephant update? ? 112. 远水解不了近渴：Far??water??car??not??save??near??thirsty? ? 113. 咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊：we brothers, who and who ah? ? 114. 怎么老是你：how old are you?? ? 115. 怎么是你：how are you?? ? 116. 朝三暮四：morning three night four （感谢台湾卡通，好像这个用法在孩子们中开始流行）? ? 117. 这样也行？：this too good?? ? 118. 知之为知之，不知为不知：know is know，no know is no know? ? 119. 中国人民万岁：China people ten thousand year? ? 120. 猪狗不如：PIG DOG BLUE? ? 121. 猪肉面条：pig noodle? ? 122. 猪头三，去死吧：pig 3 head,go dead!? ? 123. 走过路过，不要错过：go past no mistake past? ? 124. 走着瞧：go and look!? ? 125. 钻石王老五：diamond wang old five。

让人不忍直视的搞笑英语翻译1、How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?直译：一根火柴能点着整片森林，一盒火柴也生不起个营火，这咋回事!意译：想当年哥戴套都能让人怀孕，看今朝叔竟然去看男科2、If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?如果4/5的人在忍受腹泻的痛苦，那剩下1/5咋回事?很享受吗?3、Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.直译：知识就是说你知道西红柿是一种水果;智慧就好似不要把它放进水果沙拉里。

意译a：知识就是告诉你说应该把鸡蛋放进篮子，智慧则是叫你不要把所有鸡蛋都放进一个篮子。

意译b:所谓知识就是知道韩少和小四都属于80后，但智慧告诉你这终还是男女有别~4、If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.上帝瞅着咱们呢，大伙好歹喜感点吧!5、Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill anda laxative on the same night.无论，在任何情况下，永远，不要在一个夜晚，同时吃，安眠药，和通便灵。

6、The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.a. 早起滴小鸟有虫虫!晚到的老鼠有奶酪!b. 早起的鸟儿有虫吃，早起的虫儿被鸟吃。

玩笑常常逗得⼈们哈哈⼤笑，确实有益⾝⼼健康。

如果⼀个玩笑把你逗得前仰后合，该怎么⽤英⽂来描述这个“真是太好笑了”呢？看看下⾯的说法吧！
1. It's hilarious.
真是太好笑了。

如果别⼈开了什么好玩的玩笑，不妨⿎励⼈家⼀下吧! 例如你可以简单地说 It's so funny. (真是太有趣了!) 或是更好笑⼀点：It's hilarious. 这个 hilarious 也是少数 GRE 字汇在⽇常⽣活⾥还会常⽤到的单词之⼀。

2. It cracks me up.
把我给笑坏了。

如果真的是太好笑了, 不妨说得更夸张⼀点：It cracks me up. (把我给笑坏了。

) 当然类似夸⼤的讲法还有很多种，例如I can't stop laughing. (我笑到没法停下来。

) 或是 We laugh our heads off. (我们把头都给笑掉了。

)
3. That's bitter.
真是恶毒啊!
当然并⾮每⼀个笑话都会让⼈觉得好笑，有些取笑别⼈的笑话只会让⼈觉得很恶毒，听来很不舒服，这时你就可以说That's bitter. 例如有⼈骂你是个“海豚”，就是说你有个⼤⼜下垂的*，我们就可以回他说：Oh! Man, that's bitter! 就是说对⽅“说话太恶毒了”。

还有许多类似的讲法，例如你可以说You are so mean. (你真是太坏了。

) 或是说 That's a nasty joke. (真是⼀个卑鄙的笑话。

)。

爆笑英语笑话带翻译Title: Hilarious English Jokes with Translation。

English jokes are a great way to improve your language skills while having a good laugh. In this article, we have compiled some of the funniest English jokes with translations in Chinese. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the humor!1. Why did the tomato turn red?Because it saw the salad dressing!为什么番茄变红了？因为它看到了沙拉酱！2. Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide.为什么鸡要穿过游乐场？为了到达另一张滑梯。

3. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumbly.为什么饼干去看医生？因为它感觉很脆。

4. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.为什么香蕉去看医生？因为它没剥好皮。

5. Why did the math book look sad?Because it had too many problems.为什么数学书看起来很难过？因为它有太多问题。

6. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?Because her students were so bright.为什么老师戴太阳镜？因为她的学生太聪明了。

史上最搞笑的英语笑话带翻译英语幽默笑话带翻译1:A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor, Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, "said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!" 医生懂得多一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院.他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:"我想他伤得很厉害."医生说:"我怕他已经死了."听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:"我没死,我还活着."妻子说:"安静,医生比你懂得多."2:You can't go without meThe bus is very crowded.Aman tries to get on,but no one gives way to him. "Hey,let me get on the bus."the man shouts."It's too crowded.You'd better take the next bus."a passenger says to him."But you can't go withou me.I'm the driver."the man says. 没有我你们走不了公共汽车上很拥挤.一位男士想上车,但是没有人给他让路."喂,让我上车!"那位男士喊道."车太挤了,你最好坐下一辆"车上的一位乘客对他说."但是没有我你们走不了.我是司机!"那位男士说道.3:DrunkOne day, a father and his little son were going home. Atthis age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," hisfather replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk.""But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"醉酒一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。

英语爆笑笑话5篇带翻译超搞笑的下面是店铺整理的英语爆笑笑话5篇，欢迎大家阅读!英语爆笑笑话一：Hospitality好客The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-piewithout any cheese.由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。

The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returnedwith a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate.这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。

过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。

The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You musthave better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?"客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。

你在哪里找到的奶酪?”"In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.“在捕鼠夹上，先生。

”那小男孩说。

英语爆笑笑话二：太黑了，看不见After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?" After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."晚饭后，父亲和母亲都忙着和客人玩麻将，这时母亲忽然想起点儿事来，便对正在看电视的儿子说道：“宝贝，去看看厨房里的灯是不是还开着呢?”过了一会儿，儿子回来说：“妈，厨房里太黑了，我根本就看不见。

1.wetwowhoandwho？咱俩谁跟谁阿2.howareyouhowoldareyou怎么是你怎么老是你3.youdontbirdme,Idontbirdyou你不鸟我，我也不鸟你4．youhaveseedIwillgiveyousomecolortoseesee,brothers！togetherup！你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！5．helloeverybody!ifyouhavesomethingtosay,thensay!ifyouhavenothingtos ay,gohome!!有事起奏，无事退朝6.youmeyoume彼此彼此7.YouGiveMeStop!!你给我站住8.knowisknownoknowisnoknow知之为知之，不知为不知...9.WATCHSISTER表妹10.dragonborndragon,chickenbornchicken,mousesoncanmakehole!!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子大地洞11．AmericanChinesenotenough美中不足12.onecarcomeonecargo,twocarpengpeng,peopledie车祸现场描述13.heartflowerangryopen心花怒放14.gopastnomistakepast走过路过不要错过15.Youaskme,Iaskwho？你问我，我去问谁？16.．Ifyouwantmoney,Ihaveno;ifyouwantlife,Ihaveone要钱没有。

要命一条17．IcallLioldbig.toyear25.我叫李老大，今年25。

18.youhavetwodownson。

你有两下子。

19.Igiveyoufaceyoudontwannaface,youloseyou face,Iturnmy face 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸Peoplemountainandpeoplesea.人山人海sevenupeightdown七上八下nothreenofour不三不四morningthreenightfour朝三暮四redfacekonwme红颜知己wangeighteggs王八蛋tenthreepoint十三点nocarethreeseventwotenone不管三七二十一playabigknifebeforeGuanGong关公面前耍大刀playanaxbeforeLuBan班门弄斧Goodgoodstudy,daydayup!好好学习，天天向上！Weareonehomepeople.我们是一家人。

当英语翻译成四川话的爆笑英语当英语翻译成四川话的爆笑英语爆笑英语：1.Are you kidding me?你豁老子哦?2.Dude.哥佬倌3.Long time no see.死哪儿切了喃?那么久没qio到你了。

4.What?啥子喃?5.Don"t worry。

虚啥子啊虚。

6.What do you want?你要爪子嘛?7.I can not hold no longer.老子遭不住了。

8.Stupid.瓜娃子。

9.She"s my girlfriend;wife.她是我老妞儿。

10.You are wele.莫来头;说这些，中英语《爆笑英语：当英语翻译成四川话》。

11.That"s awesome.简直巴适的板。

12.I have no idea.晓求不得。

13.A little.就那么滴滴儿。

14.I am sure.我呸死了。

打包票。

15.What happened?啥子情况啥子情况?16.It doesn"t make sense. 球名堂莫得。

17.It"s none of your business.管你娃球事啊?18.What a hell? 浪么子搞起在勒。

19.Are you sure.儿豁??20.Are u out of ur mind?你吃醉了所?21.Rock paper scissors. 石千儿。

22.I dont care.管我屁事啊。

23.Kick your ass. 给你娃儿两脚头哦。

24.Dark black。

黢嘛黑。

25.See you.空了吹。

26.Let"s go.撤飘。

27.Shut up.闹啥子。

28.Asshole.斯娃子29.You wanna piece of me.老子给你打燃火。

30.Enjoy!敞欢。

31.I got no money.老子分儿都不分儿了。

史上最神级爆笑英语翻译1、You ask me, me ask who? 你问我，我问谁?2、We two who and who？咱俩谁跟谁啊！3、How are you ? How old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？4、you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你5、You have seed, I will give you some color to see see. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧。

6、Want money no，want life one! 要钱没有，要命一条！7、Love who who爱谁谁。

8、I give you face you don’t wanna face 我给你脸你不要脸。

9、Horse horse tiger tiger马马虎虎10、no money no talk 没钱免谈11、You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住！12、big one mother 大姨妈13、let the horse come on 放马过来。

14、red face know me 红颜知己15、seven up eight down 七上八下16、No three no four 不三不四17、I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。

18、heart flower angry open 心花怒放19、dry mother 干妈20、you me you me彼此彼此21、Good good study, day day up. 好好学习，天天向上。

22、Where cool where you stay！哪凉快上哪呆着去。

23、One car come, one car go, two car pengpeng, one car died! (关于一场车祸的描述)24、People mountain people sea. 人山人海。

短一些的英语小笑话带翻译超级搞笑一个律师打开他的宝马车门，突然一辆汽车驶过来把门撞飞了，警察赶到现场，律师正痛苦地抱怨毁坏了他心爱的宝马。

“警察同志，看看他们把我的车弄的!!!”律师哀怨地说。

“你们律师真是物质至上，我很不舒服!”警察反驳说，“你这么关心你可恶的宝马，你可能没有注意到你的左胳膊也没了。

”律师终于注意到了血淋淋的左肩膀，“天哪，我的劳力士手表在哪儿?”A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along andhit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterlyabout the damage to his precious BMW."Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined."You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"the ability of the kangaroothe zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo, but the next morning the animal was found hopping around outside.the height of the fence was increased to15 feet, but the kangaroo got out again. exasperated, the zoo director had the height increased to 30 feet, but the kangaroo still escaped. a giraffe asked the kangaroo, "how high do you thinkthey'll build the fence?""i don't know, " said the kangaroo. "maybe a thousand feet if they keep leaving the gate unlocked.袋鼠的能力动物园为刚引进的袋鼠建了一个特殊的八英尺高的围墙。

超级搞笑的式英语Company Document number：WUUT-WUUY-WBBGB-BWYTT-1982GT超级搞笑的中国式英语1. 爱TMD谁谁谁：love he mother’s who who who2. 白痴：White eat!3. 板门弄斧：play an ax before Luban4. 班长：class long5. 彼此彼此：you me you me6. 表妹：watch sister7. 别唬我：don’t tiger me8. 不管三七二十一：no care three seven two ten one9. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子：Blue who say，and whose10. 不三不四： no three no four11. 不要开黄腔：do not open yellow gun12. 车祸现场描述：one car come， one car go ,two car peng－peng, people die13. 呈现强烈的企图心：Demonstrate the strong attempt heart14. 吃白食：eat white food15. 春江水暖鸭先知：spring river water warm duck first know16. 大人不计小人过：Big people do not think of small people’s mistake17. 第一眼看到你，我就爱上你了：first eye see you, i shit love you18. 电源线：power line19. 放马过来，给你点颜色看看：release your horse and come, I’ll give you some color to see see20. 蜂拥而至：go out like bee21. 给你点颜色看看：I’ll s how you some color22. 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸：I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face23. 恭喜发财：go high fuck try24. 狗娘养的：dog mother born25. 关公面前耍大刀：play a big knife before Guangong26. 好多人死了，你怎么不去死！：How many pople go to die, why do not you go to die27. 好好学习、天天向上：good good study, day day up28. 好久不见：long time no see29. 红颜知己：red face know me30. 加油：add oil31. 救人一命，胜造七级浮屠： save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower32. 开水：open water33. 看不看：see no see34. 抗日游行：resist sun swim go35. 课间操：lesson between fuck36. 老表：old watch37. 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞：dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole38. 马马虎虎：horse horse tiger tiger39. 没脸见人：have no face see person40. 美中不足：American Chinese not enough41. 面试：face try42. 明天谁起得早谁叫谁：tomorrow morning who get up early, who call who!43. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay!44. 你爱我吗：you love I45. 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你：you don’t bird me, so I don’t bird you46. 你给我等着：you give me wait47. 你给我滚出去：you gave me get out48. 你给我记住：you give me remember49. 你给我站住：you give me stop50. 你没看，我现在非常忙，一边玩去：You no see, I now very busy. One side play go51. 你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里：your wife is beautiful/where where52. 你去不去你不去我去！：You go no go You no go I go!53. 你认为你是谁：What do you think ,who are you54. 你TMD：you he mother’s55. 你问我，我去问谁：you ask me, me ask who56. 你丫要敢唬我，我他妈扇你！：IF you tiger me,I will mountain you!57. 你有两下子：you have two down son58. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上：you have seed， I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！59. 你真有两下子：you really have tow down son60. 骑驴看唱本，走着瞧：riding a donkey reading play , go and see61. 七上八下：seven up eight down62. 亲爱的王小姐：dear wang little girl63. 请别碰行李：Please no touch the move the lee64. 青翠欲滴：It`s so green as will dropped65. 去你妈：go you mother66. 让世界充满爱：let's make love all over the world67. 人山人海：people mountain people sea68. 人之初，性本善：people first born, sex is kind69. 三人行，必有我师：three people go, one is my teacher70. 三心二意：three heart two meaning71. 色狼：colour wolf72. 生日快乐：birthday happy73. 上网：up net74. 上学：up school75. 胜败乃家常便饭：win lost milk house long poopoo rice76. 是不是：yes no yes77. 十全十美：ten all ten nice78. 十三点：ten three point79. 试试看：try try see80. 耍帅：play handsome81. 死猪不怕开水烫！：die pig not pa hot water tang!82. 谈朋友：talk friend83. 体壮如牛：body strong as a cow84. 万紫千红：ten thousand purple one thousand red？85. 王八：king eight86. 王八蛋：wang eight eggs87. 望穿秋水：look through autumn water88. 王老五：wang old five89. 唯小人与女人难养也：only small people and women hard to feed90. 我的天呀！：my sky !91. 我服了你！：Ifollowyou!92. 我感到很难过：I feel difficult to pass93. 我叫李老大，今年25：I call Li old big. toyear 2594. 我容易么我：am I easy I95. 我是大儿子：I am a big son96. 我是独一无二：I am olny one no two97. 我是流氓我怕谁：I’m a scamp, I’m afraid of whom98. 我是中国人：I am in China99. 我要给你点颜色看看：I will give you some color to see see （好像也被黑人群体最近所采用）100. 五讲、四美、三热爱：five talk, four beauty, three lover101. 无钱无得：No money, no talk102. 笑里藏刀：A knife in the smile103. 心花怒放：heart flower angry open104. 眼看手勿动：look, see OK, no touch105. 要钱不给，要命有一条：want money no, want life one106. 要钱还是要命：money or life107. 一分耕耘一分收获：EVEN GAME WIN , EVEN SO WHOLE108. 一见钟情：Onelookclocklove109. 意思意思：meaning meaning110. 一言既出，驷马难追：one word is out, four horses cannot chase111. 一元复苏，万象更新：one dollar restart, ten thousand elephant update 112. 远水解不了近渴：Farwatercarnotsavenearthirsty113. 咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊：we brothers, who and who ah114. 怎么老是你：how old are you115. 怎么是你：how are you116. 朝三暮四：morning three night four （感谢台湾卡通，好像这个用法在孩子们中开始流行）117. 这样也行：this too good118. 知之为知之，不知为不知：know is know， no know is no know119. 中国人民万岁：China people ten thousand year120. 猪狗不如：PIG DOG BLUE121. 猪肉面条：pig noodle122. 猪头三，去死吧：pig 3 head,go dead!123. 走过路过，不要错过：go past no mistake past124. 走着瞧：go and look!125. 钻石王老五：diamond wang old five。

超级搞笑的式英语Document serial number【UU89WT-UU98YT-UU8CB-UUUT-UUT108】超级搞笑的中国式英语1. 爱TMD谁谁谁：love he mother’s who who who2. 白痴：White eat!3. 板门弄斧：play an ax before Luban4. 班长：class long5. 彼此彼此：you me you me6. 表妹：watch sister7. 别唬我：don’t tiger me8. 不管三七二十一：no care three seven two ten one9. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子：Blue who say，and whose10. 不三不四： no three no four11. 不要开黄腔：do not open yellow gun12. 车祸现场描述：one car come， one car go ,two car peng－peng, people die13. 呈现强烈的企图心：Demonstrate the strong attempt heart14. 吃白食：eat white food15. 春江水暖鸭先知：spring river water warm duck first know16. 大人不计小人过：Big people do not think of small people’s mistake17. 第一眼看到你，我就爱上你了：first eye see you, i shit love you18. 电源线：power line19. 放马过来，给你点颜色看看：release your horse and come, I’ll give you some color to see see20. 蜂拥而至：go out like bee21. 给你点颜色看看：I’ll s how you some color22. 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸：I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face23. 恭喜发财：go high fuck try24. 狗娘养的：dog mother born25. 关公面前耍大刀：play a big knife before Guangong26. 好多人死了，你怎么不去死！：How many pople go to die, why do not you go to die27. 好好学习、天天向上：good good study, day day up28. 好久不见：long time no see29. 红颜知己：red face know me30. 加油：add oil31. 救人一命，胜造七级浮屠： save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower32. 开水：open water33. 看不看：see no see34. 抗日游行：resist sun swim go35. 课间操：lesson between fuck36. 老表：old watch37. 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞：dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole38. 马马虎虎：horse horse tiger tiger39. 没脸见人：have no face see person40. 美中不足：American Chinese not enough41. 面试：face try42. 明天谁起得早谁叫谁：tomorrow morning who get up early, who call who!43. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay!44. 你爱我吗：you love I45. 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你：you don’t bird me, so I don’t bird you46. 你给我等着：you give me wait47. 你给我滚出去：you gave me get out48. 你给我记住：you give me remember49. 你给我站住：you give me stop50. 你没看，我现在非常忙，一边玩去：You no see, I now very busy. One side play go51. 你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里：your wife is beautiful/where where52. 你去不去你不去我去！：You go no go You no go I go!53. 你认为你是谁：What do you think ,who are you54. 你TMD：you he mother’s55. 你问我，我去问谁：you ask me, me ask who56. 你丫要敢唬我，我他妈扇你！：IF you tiger me,I will mountain you!57. 你有两下子：you have two down son58. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上：you have seed， I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！59. 你真有两下子：you really have tow down son60. 骑驴看唱本，走着瞧：riding a donkey reading play , go and see61. 七上八下：seven up eight down62. 亲爱的王小姐：dear wang little girl63. 请别碰行李：Please no touch the move the lee64. 青翠欲滴：It`s so green as will dropped65. 去你妈：go you mother66. 让世界充满爱：let's make love all over the world67. 人山人海：people mountain people sea68. 人之初，性本善：people first born, sex is kind69. 三人行，必有我师：three people go, one is my teacher70. 三心二意：three heart two meaning71. 色狼：colour wolf72. 生日快乐：birthday happy73. 上网：up net74. 上学：up school75. 胜败乃家常便饭：win lost milk house long poopoo rice76. 是不是：yes no yes77. 十全十美：ten all ten nice78. 十三点：ten three point79. 试试看：try try see80. 耍帅：play handsome81. 死猪不怕开水烫！：die pig not pa hot water tang!82. 谈朋友：talk friend83. 体壮如牛：body strong as a cow84. 万紫千红：ten thousand purple one thousand red85. 王八：king eight86. 王八蛋：wang eight eggs87. 望穿秋水：look through autumn water88. 王老五：wang old five89. 唯小人与女人难养也：only small people and women hard to feed90. 我的天呀！：my sky !91. 我服了你！：Ifollowyou!92. 我感到很难过：I feel difficult to pass93. 我叫李老大，今年25：I call Li old big. toyear 2594. 我容易么我：am I easy I95. 我是大儿子：I am a big son96. 我是独一无二：I am olny one no two97. 我是流氓我怕谁：I’m a scamp, I’m afraid of whom98. 我是中国人：I am in China99. 我要给你点颜色看看：I will give you some color to see see （好像也被黑人群体最近所采用）100. 五讲、四美、三热爱：five talk, four beauty, three lover101. 无钱无得：No money, no talk102. 笑里藏刀：A knife in the smile103. 心花怒放：heart flower angry open104. 眼看手勿动：look, see OK, no touch105. 要钱不给，要命有一条：want money no, want life one 106. 要钱还是要命：money or life107. 一分耕耘一分收获：EVEN GAME WIN , EVEN SO WHOLE108. 一见钟情：Onelookclocklove109. 意思意思：meaning meaning110. 一言既出，驷马难追：one word is out, four horses cannot chase111. 一元复苏，万象更新：one dollar restart, ten thousand elephant update112. 远水解不了近渴：Farwatercarnotsavenearthirsty113. 咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊：we brothers, who and who ah114. 怎么老是你：how old are you115. 怎么是你：how are you116. 朝三暮四：morning three night four （感谢台湾卡通，好像这个用法在孩子们中开始流行）117. 这样也行：this too good118. 知之为知之，不知为不知：know is know， no know is no know119. 中国人民万岁：China people ten thousand year120. 猪狗不如：PIG DOG BLUE121. 猪肉面条：pig noodle122. 猪头三，去死吧：pig 3 head,go dead!123. 走过路过，不要错过：go past no mistake past 124. 走着瞧：go and look!125. 钻石王老五：diamond wang old five。

经典搞笑英语翻译（小编整理）第一篇：经典搞笑英语翻译经典搞笑英语翻译1． we two who and who？咱俩谁跟谁阿 2． how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 3． you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 4． you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers！together up！你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home！有事起奏，无事退朝 6． you me you me 彼此彼此 7． You Give Me Stop！你给我站住！8． know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知… 9．WATCH SISTER 表妹10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole！龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述 13． heart flower angry open 心花怒放 14． go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过 15．小明：I am sorry!老外：I am sorry too!小明：I am sorry three!老外：What are you sorry for? 小明：I am sorry five!16． If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!要钱没有，要命一条 17． I call Li old big.toyear 25.我叫李老大，今年25。

最神级爆笑英语翻译Document serial number【NL89WT-NY98YT-NC8CB-NNUUT-NUT108】史上最神级爆笑英语翻译1、Youaskme,measkwho?你问我，我问谁?2、Wetwowhoandwho？咱俩谁跟谁啊！3、Howareyou?Howoldareyou?怎么是你，怎么老是你？4、youdon’tbirdme,Idon’tbirdyou你不鸟我，我也不鸟你5、Youhaveseed,Iwillgiveyousomecolortoseesee.你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧。

6、Wantmoneyno，wantlifeone!要钱没有，要命一条！7、Lovewhowho爱谁谁。

8、Igiveyoufaceyoudon’twannaface我给你脸你不要脸。

9、Horsehorsetigertiger马马虎虎10、nomoneynotalk没钱免谈11、YouGiveMeStop!你给我站住！12、bigonemother大姨妈13、letthehorsecomeon放马过来。

14、redfaceknowme红颜知己15、sevenupeightdown七上八下16、Nothreenofour不三不四17、IcallLioldbig.toyear25.我叫李老大，今年25。

18、heartflowerangryopen心花怒放19、drymother干妈20、youmeyoume彼此彼此21、Goodgoodstudy,daydayup.好好学习，天天向上。

22、Wherecoolwhereyoustay！哪凉快上哪呆着去。

23、Onecarcome,onecargo,twocarpengpeng,onecardied!(关于一场车祸的描述)24、Peoplemountainpeoplesea.人山人海。

爆笑英语笑话带翻译爆笑英语笑话带翻译：Contented Married Life令人满意的婚姻生活A man was telling one of his friends the secret of his contented married life, "My wife makes all the small decisions," he e某plained, "and I make all the big ones, so we never interfere in each other's business and never get annoyed with each other. We have no complaints and no arguments."一个男人告诉他的朋友自己婚姻幸福美满的秘密，“小事都由我妻子决定，”他解释说：“而我只管大事，我们从不互相干涉，从不生对方的气。

我们从来没有抱怨、没有争吵。

”"That sounds reasonable," answered his friend sympathetically. "And what sort of decisions does your wife make?"“听起来很有道理，”他的朋友深有同感，“有哪些事情由你妻子作决定呢?”"Well," answered the man, "she decides what jobs I apply for, what sort of house we live in, what furniture we have, where we gofor our holidays, and things like that."“嗯，”那个人回答说：“她决定我申请什么工作，我们住什么房子，买什么家具，去哪里度假这些事情。

超级搞笑的英语翻译1．we two who and who？咱俩谁跟谁阿2．how are you ? how old are you?怎么是你，怎么老是你？3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you你不鸟我，我也不鸟你4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！5．hello everybody! if you have something to say, then say! if you have nothing to say, go home!!有事起奏，无事退朝6．you me you me彼此彼此7．You Give Me Stop!!你给我站住！8．know is know noknow is noknow知之为知之，不知为不知…9．WATCH SISTER表妹10．dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’’ son can make hole!!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！11．American Chinese not enough美中不足12．one car come one car go ,two car peng peng, people die 车祸现场描述13．heart flower angry open心花怒放14．go past no mistake past走过路过，不要错过15．小明：I am sorry!老外：I am sorry too!小明：I am sorry three!老外：What are you sorry four?小明：I am sorry five!16．If you want money, I have no; if you want life, I have one!要钱没有，要命一条17．I call Li old big. To year 25.我叫李老大，今年25。