超级搞笑的中国式英语

safefy export记得曾经偶尔看到关于十大搞笑中式英语的投票，网上搜了一下，找到一供投票所列举出来的搞笑Chinglish，其中有好几个都是我们经常说的，MS已经成为了中国式的俗语了，比如下面的几句：Long time no see; Good good study, day day up当然还有些感觉是纯粹为了搞笑而恶搞的：How are you? How old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？Four glad meatball 四喜丸子，直译的四个开心的肉球（不过这个还真曾在某个饭店看到过）You ask me, me ask who? 你问我，我问谁If you want mondy, i have no; if you want life, i have one!要钱没有，要命一条。

We two, who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁As far as you go to die. 有多远走多远另外还有：Dragon born dragon, checken born chicken, mouse's son can make hole. 龙生龙凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞Chickens that did not have sexual Experience 童子鸡One car come, one car go, two car pengpeng, one car died.关于一场车祸的描述。

Hourse hourse tiger tiger. 马马虎虎No three no four 不三不四Heart flower angry open. 心花怒发Know is know, noknow is noknow.知之为知之不知为不知You have seed, i will give you some color to see see. Brothers, together up! 你有种，我要给你点颜色看看，兄弟们，一起上！Go past, no mistake past. 走过路过，不要错过TOP ahuun∙帖子:184∙陨石:1109∙组别:新手五阶∙个人空间∙相册∙2009-08-14 17:50 | 只看楼主收藏| 17 #最近看到很多雷人的“中式英语”广告和招牌，真让人好笑！现拷贝几个吓到老外的“中式英语”广告和招牌：1。

有关中国式搞笑英语笑话good good study,day day up好好学习天天向上No Mao ze dong ,no new china没有毛没有新中国go a head! 去个头!People mountain peole sea!人山人海give you some color see see!!给你点颜色看看no three no four 不三不四no money no women no good哈，这是谁说的we two who and who?我们俩谁跟谁dog day""""s狗日的poor light egg穷光蛋if you tiger me ,i will mountain you如果你唬我我就煽你you don""""t bird me,I don""""t bird you你不鸟我我也不鸟你 full clear ten big cool punishment满清十大酷刑love his mother who who who爱他妈谁谁谁KILL ONE POLICE HUNDRED杀一警百i s h i t love you我便爱上了你banana fish相交于f u c k do system操作系统horse horse tiger tiger马马虎虎fish yes于是your grandma""""s legs你奶奶个腿King eight egg***5 talks, 4 beauties & 3 loves五讲四美三热爱give me take down!给我拿下WATCH SISTER 表妹your grandma""""s bear你奶奶个熊yellow fly red黄飞鸿red face know to me红颜知己American Chinese not enough美中不足pig wood wolf house bee!珠慕朗玛峰You really have two down sons你真有两下子round son egg原子弹chicken gun ice机枪兵water sex poplar flower水性杨花How are you? 怎么是你?How old are you? 怎么老是你?相关文章拓展阅读：Big Head“All the kids make fun of me”the boy cried to his mother.“They say I have a big head”“Don’t listen to them.”his mother comforted him.“You have a beautiful head .Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes”“Where’s the shopping bag?”“I haven’t got one,use your hat.”大脑袋“所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑，”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。

笑死人的中式英语标牌中国式的英语标牌在中国随处可见，这在老外看来会觉得很“搞笑”，让人哭笑不得。

尤其那些中文语法加上英文词汇的Chinese-Ordered English，有些简直雷死人，甚至成色情笑话。

有老外拍下这些搞笑的中式英语图标上传网络供人娱乐。

笑死人的中式英语标牌（网络图片）1、Disposable items 一次性用品，一个字一个字的直译，一次(A time)性(Sex)用品(thing）简直吓死人！笑死人的中式英语标牌（网络图片）2、Fire extinguisher 灭火器，翻译成了Hand Grenade 手榴弹。

笑死人的中式英语标牌（网络图片）3、CARP 鲤鱼，错拼成CRAP 粪便，而且还是“新鲜”的。

笑死人的中式英语标牌（网络图片）4、neonatal cardiac observation room 胎心监护室，翻成了Heart Custody：Heart 心灵； Custody 拘禁/拘留。

笑死人的中式英语标牌（网络图片）5、Ethnic minority park 民族园，翻成Racist Park， Racist是种族主义的意思，难道要恢复种族歧视？笑死人的中式英语标牌（网络图片）6、Be careful not to slip and fall 小心滑倒， Slip and fall down carefully 请慢慢地滑倒！笑死人的中式英语标牌（网络图片）7、Construction in progress施工中，翻成Execution in progress 死刑在执行中。

简直吓死人了！笑死人的中式英语标牌（网络图片）8、Nothing that has value in the world can be had without effort 是爱迪生名言，牌子上的英文意思却是：世上没有有价值的东西，无论你怎样努力也得不到。

与原意正好相反。

笑死人的中式英语标牌（网络图片）9、The grass is living, please do not step on it. “小草有生命，请脚下留情”，翻成的英文意思是：我喜欢你的微笑，但不喜欢你用脚踩在我的脸上。

最经典搞笑中国式英语100句01. 有他这颗扫帚星，什么事情都办不成。

[误] With a comet like him, nothing can be accomplished。

[正] With a jinx like him, nothing can be accomplished。

注：“扫帚星”是中国人对“慧星”(comet)的俗称，因其后面象拖着的一条像扫帚一样的长尾巴而得名。

在中国古代，“扫帚星”被认为是灾难的预兆，并被用来比喻不吉利的人或事；祸根：(person or thing that is thought to bring)bad luck(to sb/sth)；curse。

英语的 comet 虽然没有这层含义，但却有一个对应的说法，即 jinx。

例：There's a jinx on/Someone's put a jinx on this car: it's always giving me trouble. “这辆汽车上有什么妨人的东西，总给我找麻烦”。

02.萝卜青菜，各有所爱。

[误] Some prefer radish but others prefer cabbage。

[正] Tastes differ。

注：Tastes differ/vary 是句英语谚语，除此以外，原句还可翻译成 No dish suits all tastes 或 You can never make everyone happy 等。

《新概念英语》第三册第23课的标题是：One man's meat is another man's poison，表达的很生动。

总之，应采取意译。

03.他一向嘴硬，从不认错。

[误] He has always got a hard mouth and never admit a fault。

[正] He never says uncle。

中国式搞笑英语句子精选1、中文：景区花木期盼您的呵护英文：Trees and flowers await your love翻译：树和花等待着你的爱2、中文：近期发现有以各种借口电话邀约打牌、诈骗住店宾客钱财，望宾客提高警惕。

英文：Please don't accept strangler's invitation, so as not to be cheated.翻译：请不要接受扼杀者的邀请，以防被骗。

3、中文：残疾人专用英文：Special for deformed翻译：特殊为了畸形人4、中文：女界英文：Women Kingdom翻译：女人王国5、中文：试戴请让营业员协助英文：Please don't touch yourself. Let us help you to try out. Thanks!翻译：请别抚摸自己自慰。

让我们来帮你。

谢谢!6、中文：男性英文：Male Man翻译：男性男人7、中文：狮子王英文：Loin King翻译：腰部王或作：生殖器王8、中文：钢琴教师联络本英文：Piano Teachers' Intercourse Book翻译：钢琴教师性交本9、中文：在此盥洗台，请勿洗发或洗衣服等。

英文：No washing hair or clothes in the toilet please.翻译：请勿在马桶里洗发或洗衣服。

1、有次房东问我:“Did you eat anything yet?”我说：“no.”她听后重复了一遍：“So you didn’t eat anything.”我答道：“Yes...?”房东老太太犹豫了一下，又问：“Did you eat?”我又答道：“No.”她接着说：“So you didn’t eat……?”我说：“Yes...?”估计房东太太当时都快要崩溃了……2、wetwo who and who?咱俩谁跟谁阿3、howare you ? how old are you?怎么是你，怎么老是你?4、youdon’t bird me,I don’t bird you你不鸟我，我也不鸟你5、youhave seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together up !你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上!6、helloeverybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,gohome!!有事起奏，没事退朝，回家?7、youme you me彼此彼此8、YouGive Me Stop!!你给我站住!9、knowis know noknow is noknow知之为知之，不知为不知...10、WATCHSISTER表妹11、dragonborn dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞!12、AmericanChinese not enough美中不足13、onecar come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die车祸现场描述14、heartflower angry open心花怒放15、gopast no mistake past走过路过，不要错过小明：I am sorry!老外：I am sorry too!小明：I am sorry three!老外：What are you sorry for?小明：I am sorry five!If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!要钱没有，要命一条I call Li old big. toyear 25.我叫李老大，今年25。

十大最搞笑的中式英语例句十大最搞笑的中式英语例句有：1. Know is know, no know is no know, it's know. 不知道的还以为是英语绕口令，其实这句话翻译自孔子的“知之为知之，不知为不知，是知也”。

2. No three no four. 这句话对大部分网友来说是不是非常清楚明白呢？3. If you want money, I have none; If you want life, I have one. 这句话听起来还蛮想一句诗的，挺押韵。

实际上也非常霸气，“要钱没有，要命一条”。

4. You roll as far as you can. “有多远滚多远”，虽然“中式”，但是至少还是掌握了"as ... as ... "句式。

5. We two who and who?这句话给老外听可得把他们听晕了，你猜得到是什么意思吗？6. You ask me, but who can I ask？这句话说得也没毛病，“你问我，我问谁啊？”7.You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brothers! Together up! 这句话可真是把人逗乐了，“你有种，我给你点颜色看看，兄弟们，一起上！”估计说完半天，老外都没反应过来。

8. Four happy meatballs. 这是一道菜，感觉好欢快的一道菜，你知道是什么菜吗？据说有个老外去了一个鲁菜馆，发现菜单有英文，开心的不得了，结果看到这些菜名有点懵啊！9. Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse's son can make hole! 感觉网友的智慧是无穷的，这也能翻译出来，“龙生龙，凤生凤，耗子的儿子会打洞！”10. Good good study, day day up.这句话应该大部分网友都晓得了，虽然也是中式英语，但是"day day up"却在14年的时候被选为青奥会的口号。

十大最搞笑中式英语中国是一个包罗万象的国家，以其独特的文化著称于世。

许多中国人习惯着以英语作为第二种语言。

尽管他们非常努力，尝试要学习掌握英语，但是仍然有一些“中式”的英语现象，同样的，充满了搞笑的趣味。

今天，让我们来看看十大最搞笑的中式英语。

第一，“全体都听我放屁”，在中国，这句话被认为是“All stand to attention”，表示大家都要静止不动。

但是，只要一个中国人用英语说这句话，就会给人一种“全体都听我放屁”的调侃意思，实在是太搞笑了。

第二，“多喝热水”，这句话被误用来代替“Drink more hot water”，原句所表达的意思是让人多喝热水，但是，一旦被中国人说出来，就变成了一句“多喝热水”的搞笑话语。

第三，“干你娘”，这句话被误认为是“Thank you”，其实，他们想要表达的是一句“谢谢你”，但是，一旦被中国人说出来，就变成了一句“干你娘”的搞笑话语。

第四，“面包没有酱”，这句话被误认为是“No butter”，原句所表达的意思是表明面包上面没有黄油，但是，一旦被中国人说出来，就变成了一句“面包没有酱”的搞笑话语。

第五，“学习天起床”，这句话被误用来代替“Study hard”，原句是表明要让人学习努力，但是，一旦被中国人说出来，就变成了一句“学习天起床”的搞笑话语。

第六，“病害我的”，这句话被误用来代替“I sick”，原句所表达的意思是表明“我感到不舒服”，但是，一旦被中国人说出来，就变成了一句“病害我的”的搞笑话语。

第七，“特殊房间”，这句话被误用来代替“Special room”，原句所表达的意思是表明有一个特殊的房间，但是，一旦被中国人说出来，就变成了一句“特殊房间”的搞笑话语。

第八，“一样的桌子”，这句话被误用来代替“Same table”，原句所表达的意思是表明有一张一样的桌子，但是，一旦被中国人说出来，就变成了一句“一样的桌子”的搞笑话语。

第九，“小孩跑西边”，这句话被误用来代替“Go West”，原句所表达的意思是表明要让人向西走，但是，一旦被中国人说出来，就变成了一句“小孩跑西边”的搞笑话语。

十大最搞笑中式英语中文和英文之间有几个差异，导致中式英语成为大家熟悉的现象。

中式英语语法口语习惯、用词习惯及应用语言风格有所不同，而且其中的谐音和发音等因素也是另一个显而易见的不同。

随着全球化的不断深入，中式英语也渗透到越来越多的地方，成为世界笑料，甚至被一些美国和欧洲的媒体报道，由此受到大家的瞩目。

本文将挑选出十大最搞笑中式英语，让我们一起来看看，从中获得另一种乐趣。

1. Be Professer：在大多数地方，professer是“教授”的意思，但在中式英语中，Professer被用来表达“一个有经验的人，一个有学问的人”的意思。

例如：“My cousin is a professer in English，so you can ask him if you have any questions.”2. Move Up：Move up英语里指的是“向前移动”或“升职”，但在中式英语中，它通常是用来指“提高价格”。

例如：“The shopkeeper said he would move up the price if I wanted to buy two products.”3. Give Up：give up英语中有“放弃”的意思，但在中式英语中，它通常被用来表达“传递给某人”的意思。

例如：“I give up this book to my friend.”4. Look After：look after英语中有“照顾”的意思，但在中式英语中，它常常被用来指“留意”或“注意”的意思。

例如：“Look after your safety first before you do anything else.”5. Close Mouth：close mouth英语里指的是“闭嘴”，但在中式英语中，它多用来表达“不说”的意思。

例如：“He asked me to keep it a secret, so I closed my mouth.”6. Critical Moment：Critical moment英语里有“关键时刻”的意思，但在中式英语中，它常常用来表达“最糟糕的时刻”或“最坏的情况”的意思。

超级搞笑的中国式英语1. 爱TMD谁谁谁：love he mother’s who who who2. 白痴：White eat!3. 板门弄斧：play an ax before Luban4. 班长：class long5. 彼此彼此：you me you me6. 表妹：watch sister7. 别唬我：don’t tiger me8. 不管三七二十一：no care three seven two ten one9. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子：Blue who say，and whose10. 不三不四：no three no four11. 不要开黄腔：do not open yellow gun12. 车祸现场描述：one car come，one car go ,two car peng－peng, people die13. 呈现强烈的企图心：Demonstrate the strong attempt heart14. 吃白食：eat white food15. 春江水暖鸭先知：spring river water warm duck first know16. 大人不计小人过：Big people do not think of small people’s mistake17. 第一眼看到你，我就爱上你了：first eye see you, i shit love you18. 电源线：power line19. 放马过来，给你点颜色看看：release your horse and come, I’ll give you some color to see see20. 蜂拥而至：go out like bee21. 给你点颜色看看：I’ll s how you some color22. 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸：I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face23. 恭喜发财：go high fuck try24. 狗娘养的：dog mother born25. 关公面前耍大刀：play a big knife before Guangong26. 好多人死了，你怎么不去死！：How many pople go to die, why do not you go to die27. 好好学习、天天向上：good good study, day day up28. 好久不见：long time no see29. 红颜知己：red face know me30. 加油：add oil31. 救人一命，胜造七级浮屠：save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower32. 开水：open water33. 看不看：see no see?34. 抗日游行：resist sun swim go35. 课间操：lesson between fuck36. 老表：old watch37. 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞：dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole38. 马马虎虎：horse horse tiger tiger39. 没脸见人：have no face see person40. 美中不足：American Chinese not enough41. 面试：face try42. 明天谁起得早谁叫谁：tomorrow morning who get up early, who call who!43. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay!44. 你爱我吗：you love I?45. 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你：you don’t bird me, so I don’t bird you46. 你给我等着：you give me wait47. 你给我滚出去：you gave me get out48. 你给我记住：you give me remember49. 你给我站住：you give me stop50. 你没看，我现在非常忙，一边玩去：You no see, I now very busy. One side play go51. 你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里：your wife is beautiful/where where52. 你去不去？你不去我去！：You go no go? You no go I go!53. 你认为你是谁？：What do you think ,who are you ?54. 你TMD：you he mother’s55. 你问我，我去问谁：you ask me, me ask who56. 你丫要敢唬我，我他妈扇你！：IF you tiger me,I will mountain you!57. 你有两下子：you have two down son58. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上：you have seed，I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！59. 你真有两下子：you really have tow down son60. 骑驴看唱本，走着瞧：riding a donkey reading play , go and see61. 七上八下：seven up eight down62. 亲爱的王小姐：dear wang little girl63. 请别碰行李：Please no touch the move the lee64. 青翠欲滴：It`s so green as will dropped65. 去你妈：go you mother66. 让世界充满爱：let's make love all over the world67. 人山人海：people mountain people sea68. 人之初，性本善：people first born, sex is kind69. 三人行，必有我师：three people go, one is my teacher70. 三心二意：three heart two meaning71. 色狼：colour wolf72. 生日快乐：birthday happy73. 上网：up net74. 上学：up school75. 胜败乃家常便饭：win lost milk house long poopoo rice76. 是不是：yes no yes77. 十全十美：ten all ten nice78. 十三点：ten three point79. 试试看：try try see80. 耍帅：play handsome81. 死猪不怕开水烫！：die pig not pa hot water tang!82. 谈朋友：talk friend83. 体壮如牛：body strong as a cow84. 万紫千红：ten thousand purple one thousand red85. 王八：king eight86. 王八蛋：wang eight eggs87. 望穿秋水：look through autumn water88. 王老五：wang old five89. 唯小人与女人难养也：only small people and women hard to feed90. 我的天呀！：my sky !91. 我服了你！：I follow you!92. 我感到很难过：I feel difficult to pass93. 我叫李老大，今年25：I call Li old big. toyear 2594. 我容易么我？：am I easy I？95. 我是大儿子：I am a big son96. 我是独一无二：I am olny one no two97. 我是流氓我怕谁：I’m a scamp, I’m afraid of whom98. 我是中国人：I am in China99. 我要给你点颜色看看：I will give you some color to see see （好像也被黑人群体最近所采用）100. 五讲、四美、三热爱：five talk, four beauty, three lover101. 无钱无得：No money, no talk102. 笑里藏刀：A knife in the smile103. 心花怒放：heart flower angry open104. 眼看手勿动：look, see OK, no touch105. 要钱不给，要命有一条：want money no, want life one106. 要钱还是要命：money or life?107. 一分耕耘一分收获：EVEN GAME WIN , EVEN SO WHOLE108. 一见钟情：One look clock love109. 意思意思：meaning meaning110. 一言既出，驷马难追：one word is out, four horses cannot chase111. 一元复苏，万象更新：one dollar restart, ten thousand elephant update112. 远水解不了近渴：Far water car not save near thirsty113. 咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊：we brothers, who and who ah114. 怎么老是你：how old are you?115. 怎么是你：how are you?116. 朝三暮四：morning three night four （感谢台湾卡通，好像这个用法在孩子们中开始流行）117. 这样也行？：this too good?118. 知之为知之，不知为不知：know is know，no know is no know119. 中国人民万岁：China people ten thousand year120. 猪狗不如：PIG DOG BLUE121. 猪肉面条：pig noodle122. 猪头三，去死吧：pig 3 head,go dead!123. 走过路过，不要错过：go past no mistake past124. 走着瞧：go and look!125. 钻石王老五：diamond wang old five。

超级搞笑的式英语Company Document number：WUUT-WUUY-WBBGB-BWYTT-1982GT超级搞笑的中国式英语1. 爱TMD谁谁谁：love he mother’s who who who2. 白痴：White eat!3. 板门弄斧：play an ax before Luban4. 班长：class long5. 彼此彼此：you me you me6. 表妹：watch sister7. 别唬我：don’t tiger me8. 不管三七二十一：no care three seven two ten one9. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子：Blue who say，and whose10. 不三不四： no three no four11. 不要开黄腔：do not open yellow gun12. 车祸现场描述：one car come， one car go ,two car peng－peng, people die13. 呈现强烈的企图心：Demonstrate the strong attempt heart14. 吃白食：eat white food15. 春江水暖鸭先知：spring river water warm duck first know16. 大人不计小人过：Big people do not think of small people’s mistake17. 第一眼看到你，我就爱上你了：first eye see you, i shit love you18. 电源线：power line19. 放马过来，给你点颜色看看：release your horse and come, I’ll give you some color to see see20. 蜂拥而至：go out like bee21. 给你点颜色看看：I’ll s how you some color22. 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸：I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face23. 恭喜发财：go high fuck try24. 狗娘养的：dog mother born25. 关公面前耍大刀：play a big knife before Guangong26. 好多人死了，你怎么不去死！：How many pople go to die, why do not you go to die27. 好好学习、天天向上：good good study, day day up28. 好久不见：long time no see29. 红颜知己：red face know me30. 加油：add oil31. 救人一命，胜造七级浮屠： save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower32. 开水：open water33. 看不看：see no see34. 抗日游行：resist sun swim go35. 课间操：lesson between fuck36. 老表：old watch37. 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞：dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole38. 马马虎虎：horse horse tiger tiger39. 没脸见人：have no face see person40. 美中不足：American Chinese not enough41. 面试：face try42. 明天谁起得早谁叫谁：tomorrow morning who get up early, who call who!43. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay!44. 你爱我吗：you love I45. 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你：you don’t bird me, so I don’t bird you46. 你给我等着：you give me wait47. 你给我滚出去：you gave me get out48. 你给我记住：you give me remember49. 你给我站住：you give me stop50. 你没看，我现在非常忙，一边玩去：You no see, I now very busy. One side play go51. 你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里：your wife is beautiful/where where52. 你去不去你不去我去！：You go no go You no go I go!53. 你认为你是谁：What do you think ,who are you54. 你TMD：you he mother’s55. 你问我，我去问谁：you ask me, me ask who56. 你丫要敢唬我，我他妈扇你！：IF you tiger me,I will mountain you!57. 你有两下子：you have two down son58. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上：you have seed， I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！59. 你真有两下子：you really have tow down son60. 骑驴看唱本，走着瞧：riding a donkey reading play , go and see61. 七上八下：seven up eight down62. 亲爱的王小姐：dear wang little girl63. 请别碰行李：Please no touch the move the lee64. 青翠欲滴：It`s so green as will dropped65. 去你妈：go you mother66. 让世界充满爱：let's make love all over the world67. 人山人海：people mountain people sea68. 人之初，性本善：people first born, sex is kind69. 三人行，必有我师：three people go, one is my teacher70. 三心二意：three heart two meaning71. 色狼：colour wolf72. 生日快乐：birthday happy73. 上网：up net74. 上学：up school75. 胜败乃家常便饭：win lost milk house long poopoo rice76. 是不是：yes no yes77. 十全十美：ten all ten nice78. 十三点：ten three point79. 试试看：try try see80. 耍帅：play handsome81. 死猪不怕开水烫！：die pig not pa hot water tang!82. 谈朋友：talk friend83. 体壮如牛：body strong as a cow84. 万紫千红：ten thousand purple one thousand red？85. 王八：king eight86. 王八蛋：wang eight eggs87. 望穿秋水：look through autumn water88. 王老五：wang old five89. 唯小人与女人难养也：only small people and women hard to feed90. 我的天呀！：my sky !91. 我服了你！：Ifollowyou!92. 我感到很难过：I feel difficult to pass93. 我叫李老大，今年25：I call Li old big. toyear 2594. 我容易么我：am I easy I95. 我是大儿子：I am a big son96. 我是独一无二：I am olny one no two97. 我是流氓我怕谁：I’m a scamp, I’m afraid of whom98. 我是中国人：I am in China99. 我要给你点颜色看看：I will give you some color to see see （好像也被黑人群体最近所采用）100. 五讲、四美、三热爱：five talk, four beauty, three lover101. 无钱无得：No money, no talk102. 笑里藏刀：A knife in the smile103. 心花怒放：heart flower angry open104. 眼看手勿动：look, see OK, no touch105. 要钱不给，要命有一条：want money no, want life one106. 要钱还是要命：money or life107. 一分耕耘一分收获：EVEN GAME WIN , EVEN SO WHOLE108. 一见钟情：Onelookclocklove109. 意思意思：meaning meaning110. 一言既出，驷马难追：one word is out, four horses cannot chase111. 一元复苏，万象更新：one dollar restart, ten thousand elephant update 112. 远水解不了近渴：Farwatercarnotsavenearthirsty113. 咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊：we brothers, who and who ah114. 怎么老是你：how old are you115. 怎么是你：how are you116. 朝三暮四：morning three night four （感谢台湾卡通，好像这个用法在孩子们中开始流行）117. 这样也行：this too good118. 知之为知之，不知为不知：know is know， no know is no know119. 中国人民万岁：China people ten thousand year120. 猪狗不如：PIG DOG BLUE121. 猪肉面条：pig noodle122. 猪头三，去死吧：pig 3 head,go dead!123. 走过路过，不要错过：go past no mistake past124. 走着瞧：go and look!125. 钻石王老五：diamond wang old five。

超级搞笑的式英语Document serial number【UU89WT-UU98YT-UU8CB-UUUT-UUT108】超级搞笑的中国式英语1. 爱TMD谁谁谁：love he mother’s who who who2. 白痴：White eat!3. 板门弄斧：play an ax before Luban4. 班长：class long5. 彼此彼此：you me you me6. 表妹：watch sister7. 别唬我：don’t tiger me8. 不管三七二十一：no care three seven two ten one9. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子：Blue who say，and whose10. 不三不四： no three no four11. 不要开黄腔：do not open yellow gun12. 车祸现场描述：one car come， one car go ,two car peng－peng, people die13. 呈现强烈的企图心：Demonstrate the strong attempt heart14. 吃白食：eat white food15. 春江水暖鸭先知：spring river water warm duck first know16. 大人不计小人过：Big people do not think of small people’s mistake17. 第一眼看到你，我就爱上你了：first eye see you, i shit love you18. 电源线：power line19. 放马过来，给你点颜色看看：release your horse and come, I’ll give you some color to see see20. 蜂拥而至：go out like bee21. 给你点颜色看看：I’ll s how you some color22. 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸：I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face23. 恭喜发财：go high fuck try24. 狗娘养的：dog mother born25. 关公面前耍大刀：play a big knife before Guangong26. 好多人死了，你怎么不去死！：How many pople go to die, why do not you go to die27. 好好学习、天天向上：good good study, day day up28. 好久不见：long time no see29. 红颜知己：red face know me30. 加油：add oil31. 救人一命，胜造七级浮屠： save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower32. 开水：open water33. 看不看：see no see34. 抗日游行：resist sun swim go35. 课间操：lesson between fuck36. 老表：old watch37. 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞：dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole38. 马马虎虎：horse horse tiger tiger39. 没脸见人：have no face see person40. 美中不足：American Chinese not enough41. 面试：face try42. 明天谁起得早谁叫谁：tomorrow morning who get up early, who call who!43. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay!44. 你爱我吗：you love I45. 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你：you don’t bird me, so I don’t bird you46. 你给我等着：you give me wait47. 你给我滚出去：you gave me get out48. 你给我记住：you give me remember49. 你给我站住：you give me stop50. 你没看，我现在非常忙，一边玩去：You no see, I now very busy. One side play go51. 你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里：your wife is beautiful/where where52. 你去不去你不去我去！：You go no go You no go I go!53. 你认为你是谁：What do you think ,who are you54. 你TMD：you he mother’s55. 你问我，我去问谁：you ask me, me ask who56. 你丫要敢唬我，我他妈扇你！：IF you tiger me,I will mountain you!57. 你有两下子：you have two down son58. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上：you have seed， I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！59. 你真有两下子：you really have tow down son60. 骑驴看唱本，走着瞧：riding a donkey reading play , go and see61. 七上八下：seven up eight down62. 亲爱的王小姐：dear wang little girl63. 请别碰行李：Please no touch the move the lee64. 青翠欲滴：It`s so green as will dropped65. 去你妈：go you mother66. 让世界充满爱：let's make love all over the world67. 人山人海：people mountain people sea68. 人之初，性本善：people first born, sex is kind69. 三人行，必有我师：three people go, one is my teacher70. 三心二意：three heart two meaning71. 色狼：colour wolf72. 生日快乐：birthday happy73. 上网：up net74. 上学：up school75. 胜败乃家常便饭：win lost milk house long poopoo rice76. 是不是：yes no yes77. 十全十美：ten all ten nice78. 十三点：ten three point79. 试试看：try try see80. 耍帅：play handsome81. 死猪不怕开水烫！：die pig not pa hot water tang!82. 谈朋友：talk friend83. 体壮如牛：body strong as a cow84. 万紫千红：ten thousand purple one thousand red85. 王八：king eight86. 王八蛋：wang eight eggs87. 望穿秋水：look through autumn water88. 王老五：wang old five89. 唯小人与女人难养也：only small people and women hard to feed90. 我的天呀！：my sky !91. 我服了你！：Ifollowyou!92. 我感到很难过：I feel difficult to pass93. 我叫李老大，今年25：I call Li old big. toyear 2594. 我容易么我：am I easy I95. 我是大儿子：I am a big son96. 我是独一无二：I am olny one no two97. 我是流氓我怕谁：I’m a scamp, I’m afraid of whom98. 我是中国人：I am in China99. 我要给你点颜色看看：I will give you some color to see see （好像也被黑人群体最近所采用）100. 五讲、四美、三热爱：five talk, four beauty, three lover101. 无钱无得：No money, no talk102. 笑里藏刀：A knife in the smile103. 心花怒放：heart flower angry open104. 眼看手勿动：look, see OK, no touch105. 要钱不给，要命有一条：want money no, want life one 106. 要钱还是要命：money or life107. 一分耕耘一分收获：EVEN GAME WIN , EVEN SO WHOLE108. 一见钟情：Onelookclocklove109. 意思意思：meaning meaning110. 一言既出，驷马难追：one word is out, four horses cannot chase111. 一元复苏，万象更新：one dollar restart, ten thousand elephant update112. 远水解不了近渴：Farwatercarnotsavenearthirsty113. 咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊：we brothers, who and who ah114. 怎么老是你：how old are you115. 怎么是你：how are you116. 朝三暮四：morning three night four （感谢台湾卡通，好像这个用法在孩子们中开始流行）117. 这样也行：this too good118. 知之为知之，不知为不知：know is know， no know is no know119. 中国人民万岁：China people ten thousand year120. 猪狗不如：PIG DOG BLUE121. 猪肉面条：pig noodle122. 猪头三，去死吧：pig 3 head,go dead!123. 走过路过，不要错过：go past no mistake past 124. 走着瞧：go and look!125. 钻石王老五：diamond wang old five。

1. 爱TMD谁谁谁：love he mother’s who who who2. 白痴：White eat!3. 板门弄斧：play an ax before Luban4. 班长：class long5. 彼此彼此：you me you me6. 表妹：watch sister7. 别唬我：don’t tiger me8. 不管三七二十一：no care three seven two ten one9. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子：Blue who say，and whose10. 不三不四：no three no four11. 不要开黄腔：do not open yellow gun12. 车祸现场描述：one car come，one car go ,two car peng－peng, people die13. 呈现强烈的企图心：Demonstrate the strong attempt heart14. 吃白食：eat white food15. 春江水暖鸭先知：spring river water warm duck first know16. 大人不计小人过：Big people do not think of small people’s mistake17. 第一眼看到你，我就爱上你了：first eye see you, i shit love you18. 电源线：power line19. 放马过来，给你点颜色看看：release your horse and come, I’ll give you some color to see see20. 蜂拥而至：go out like bee21. 给你点颜色看看：I’ll show you some color22. 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸：I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face23. 恭喜发财：go high fuck try24. 狗娘养的：dog mother born25. 关公面前耍大刀：play a big knife before Guangong26. 好多人死了，你怎么不去死！：How many pople go to die, why do not you go to die27. 好好学习、天天向上：good good study, day day up28. 好久不见：long time no see （这个用法已经被当地的美国口语，尤其是被文化程度不高的群体所接受）29. 红颜知己：red face know me30. 加油：add oil31. 救人一命，胜造七级浮屠：save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower32. 开水：open water33. 看不看：see no see?34. 抗日游行：resist sun swim go35. 课间操：lesson between fuck36. 老表：old watch37. 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞：dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole38. 马马虎虎：horse horse tiger tiger39. 没脸见人：have no face see person40. 美中不足：American Chinese not enough41. 面试：face try42. 明天谁起得早谁叫谁：tomorrow morning who get up early, who call who!43. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay!44. 你爱我吗：you love I?45. 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你：you don’t bird me, so I don’t bird you46. 你给我等着：you give me wait47. 你给我滚出去：you gave me get out48. 你给我记住：you give me remember49. 你给我站住：you give me stop50. 你没看，我现在非常忙，一边玩去：You no see, I now very busy. One side play go51. 你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里：your wife is beautiful/where where52. 你去不去？你不去我去！：You go no go? You no go I go!53. 你认为你是谁？：What do you think ,who are you ?54. 你TMD：you he mother’s55. 你问我，我去问谁：you ask me, me ask who56. 你丫要敢唬我，我他妈扇你！：IF you tiger me,I will mountain you!57. 你有两下子：you have two down son58. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上：you have seed，I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！59. 你真有两下子：you really have tow down son60. 骑驴看唱本，走着瞧：riding a donkey reading play , go and see。

中式英语的笑话Chinglish,即"中式英语"。

学习者在写作中往往先用汉语打腹稿，或列出中文提纲，再把汉语一句句机械地转换成英语，带有明显的汉语痕迹，因而不能被以英语为母语者所接受。

中式英语指带有中文语音、语法、词汇特色的英语，是一种洋泾浜语言。

中式英语在英语被称为“Chinglish”，是汉语及英语的英文混合而成的合体字。

请看下面有关中式英语的小笑话1．we two who and who!咱俩谁跟谁啊！2．how are you ? how old are you?怎么是你？怎么老是你？3．you have seed，I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们！一起上！4．as far as you go to die！有多远死多远！5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!有事起奏，无事退朝！！6．you me you me彼此彼此7．You Give Me Stop!!你给我站住！！8．know is know ，noknow is noknow...知之为知之，不知为不知…9．WATCH SISTER表妹10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！11.．I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose your face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die车祸现场描述13．heart flower angry open心花怒放14．go past no mistake past走过路过，不要错过15．小明：I am sorry!老外：I am sorry too!小明：I am sorry three!老外：What are you sorry for?小明：I am sorry five!16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!要钱没有，要命一条17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.我叫李老大，今年25。