一个邦德迷的自白书 教你怎么玩伦敦

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伦敦生活他可以见你了He's ready to see you now.谢谢Thank you.感谢你今天的到来Thanks for coming in today.很荣幸收到你的简历Really appreciate you sending in your CV.-应该的 -简历写的很有趣- No problem. - It was funny.这样啊我不是故意的Okay, that wasn't my intention.-但没关系 -好了- But okay. - Great.我们目前情况有点特殊Our current situation is unusual我们目前的女员工很少基本没有in that we don't have many, any women working here,主要是因为mainly due to the...-那件性骚扰案件 -那件性骚扰案件- Oh, the sexual harassment case. - ...sexual harassment case. 对对对对Yes, yes, yes. Yes.-你还好吗 -还好抱歉我只是- Are you all right? - Uh, yeah. Sorry, I just, uh...我只是刚从车站跑过来有一点热I just ran from the station, so I'm a bit hot.-我真的很激动 -要水吗- I'm really excited about this... - Water?不不不不用了Uh, no, no. No, I don't, uh...好吧要不还是来点吧Actually, yeah, water would be great.我们想要招一名So we're looking for someone能够适应激烈竞争的员工who can handle themselves in a competitive environment. 主要工作就是整理文件It will mainly be filing但这工作文件夹也干得不错所以but, uh, we have some pretty good files here, so, uh...这工作还包括网站的更新It also involves updating the website偶尔还要发发推特and throwing up an occasional twit.简历上面说你之前在咖啡店It says here you've done something similar before-有做过类似的工作 -是的- at the cafe that you used to... - Yeah.我♥操♥Ah, okay.抱歉这行为可一点都不有趣I'm sorry, but I don't think it was very funny.不是啊抱歉Oh, no, sorry.我以为我里面还穿了件打底衣呢I thought I had a top on underneath.哦好吧Yeah, okay.-但是澄清一下 -不说真的- But, for the record... - Oh, no, seriously,刚才纯属意外in this case, genuine accident.老实说我理解你想要做什么Look, with honesty here, I understand what you might be doing. 不我不是想天啊我是太热了No, I wasn't trying to... Jesus, I was hot.我对待这种事情是非常严肃的I take this kind of thing very seriously now.不我并不是想和你上♥床♥No, I'm not trying to shag you.就你那样儿Look at yourself.好吧请你离开Okay, please leave.什么What?-你不懂我需要这份 -请你离开- But you don't understand. I need this... - Please just leave.-变♥态♥ -荡♥妇♥- Perv. - Slut.-请离开 -你请离开- Please leave. - You... please leave.这是我的办公室It's my office.那又怎样Yeah?好吧Okay.不好意思等等Uh, sorry... Wait!三天前我点了个非常淫♥荡♥的披萨Three nights ago, I ordered myself a very slutty pizza.那婊♥子♥一直在流水I mean, the bitch was dripping.这个淫♥荡♥的小饼渴望进入我的身体And that dirty little stuffed crust wanna be in me so bad,我就无情地把这个小贱♥人♥给吃了I just ate the little tart like she meant而她更是乐在其中nothing to me and she loved it.大概就那么回事当时天色已晚And that pretty much nailed that, and it was pretty late now, 我拖着疲惫的身躯爬上我的办公室so I dragged myself upstairs to get into my office.好吧是我的床Well, my bed.想着把咖啡馆的账算一算And try to work on the figures for the cafe.我经营着一家豚鼠主题的咖啡馆I run a guinea pig-themed cafe.但是钱都赔光了要关门大吉了But it's out of cash and it's gonna close,除非有支票从天而降unless a check falls out of the sky,或者有个银行家射在我的屁♥股♥上or a banker cums on my ass.但这两者都是不可能的And neither are gonna happen.我也不想聊那些银行家And I don't wanna dignify the banker man好给他们增光添彩with the proper mentions,所以我就不提他了so I'm not gonna talk about him.也不再提我有时候真希望自己毫无道德Or how I do sometimes wish I could own up to not having morals 就让他射我屁♥股♥上换个一万英镑and let him cum on my ass for 10,000 pounds.很显然我们不应该那么做But, apparently, we're not supposed to do that.那么So...好吧Okay.我不会I won't.尽管那样就能解决一切问题Even though it would solve everything.我不会I won't.尽管我能那么干Even though I could.躺在我的办公室里咖啡馆的账目Lying in my office, the cafe numbers像小忍♥者一样在我面前跳来跳去start to jump, pounce at me like little ninjas.所以我想先把这个放一边吧So I rationalized it'd be good to switch off for a bit,换换脑子嘛improve my mind.所以我看了一部很不错的电影So I watched a pretty good movie,名字叫做《重返17岁》actually, called, um, Seventeen Again.扎克·埃夫隆主演的他非常With Zac Efron who is...他非常有型He's fit.我知道但是I know, but...说真的他的确是个很不错的演员I mean, seriously, he's actually a really good actor.电影也没那么烂说真的值得一看And the film could have been worse, Honestly. Check it out. 看完之后我躺在那想Then that finished, I lay there, thinking,"咖啡账目账目扎克账目""Cafe, numbers, numbers, Zac, numbers."搜一搜"奥巴马"Googled "Obama."想着了解一下你懂得To keep up with, um, you know...很高兴今天来到这里I am so happy to be here today.结果发现他也Who, as it turns out, is also...很高兴看到...It is wonderful to see all of...超帅啊...attractive.躺在那继续想 "咖啡账目Lay there, thinking, "Cafe, numbers,账目奥巴马账目numbers, Obama, numbers,扎克奥巴马账目扎克"Zac, Obama, numbers, Zac."突然之间我开始对着P站疯狂自♥慰♥了Suddenly, I was on YouPorn having a horrible wank.还发现了最对我胃口的群♥交♥视频And found just the right sort of gang bang.然后我真的精疲力尽了Now, that really knocked me out,我收起了电脑俯身亲了我的男朋友so I put my computer away, leaned over, kissed my boyfriend, 晚安哈利然后就睡了Harry, good night, and went to sleep.第二天早上我醒来看到哈利留的纸条The next morning, I wake to find a note from Harry,上面写道"这就是最后一根稻草"which reads, "That was the last straw."老实说这有点出乎意料It's a bit out of the blue, to be honest.从来不知道他还数稻草呢Didn't know he was counting straws,但知道他有在关心我还是很开心的but nice to know he was paying attention.他所有东西都不见了All of his stuff was gone.包括冰箱里的一切And everything in the fridge.他的自私让我有一点兴奋I was a bit thrilled by his selfishness.突然又有点喜欢他了Suddenly fancied him again.但我很欣慰终于有人迈出了这一步But I was relieved that one of us did something.他过去经常跟我说这样的话He used to say things to me like,"你不像其他的女孩你思维能""You're not like other girls. You can...""跟上""...keep up.""思维能跟上""Keep up."我站在那看着之前来大姨妈I stood staring at a handprint on my wall搞三人行在墙上留下的手印of when I had a threesome on my period.哈利和我差不多12到18个月Harry and I break up就要分手一次every 12 to 18 months.我们分手之后And when we do, well...我倒希望我能说那次三人行I wish I could tell you my threesome story很尴尬还整的黏黏糊糊的was awkward and sticky,然后每个人都忧郁空虚的回了家and everyone went home a little bit sad and empty, 但是那次还挺爽的but, uh, it was lovely.抱歉Sorry.我倒是很欣赏哈利对我们分手的态度I do admire how much Harry commits to our breakups. 冰箱这事以前没有过The fridge is a new detail,但他每次都要整点新花样but he does always go the extra mile.还有几次他把整个公♥寓♥都打扫了A few times, he's even cleaned the whole flat.就好像这是个犯罪现场Like it's a crime scene.我都想在每次公♥寓♥需要全面打扫的时候I've often considered timing our breakups就安排一次分手when the flat needs a bit of going-over.我从来不知道什么会让他发火I never know what's gotta set him off.这让我一直胆战心惊Keeps me on my toes.我坐在马桶上I sit on the loo.想着所有现在能和我做♥爱♥的人Think about all the people I can have sex with now.我不是沉迷于做♥爱♥I'm not obsessed with sex.我只是会不停地想I just can't stop thinking about it.其中的表现The performance of it.当中的尴尬The awkwardness of it.还有它的戏剧性The drama of it.突然间你发现有人想要The moment you realize someone wants...你的身体your body.而并不在意它的感受Not so much the feeling of it.我想在哈利回来前差不多有一周时间I reckon I got about a week before Harry gets back, so...所以最好快点行动...better get on it.冲个澡完成冲进卧室化个妆完成Into the shower, boom, bedroom makeup, boom,我真要好好收拾收拾I'm gonna really make an effort.我花了半小时想收拾得好看点I take half an hour trying to look nice,最后简直是美不胜收啊and I end up looking amazing.简直是这辈子最美的时刻了I mean, just best in ages.仿佛重回巅峰啊牛逼One of those days! Boom!美极了焕然一新高跟鞋小皮裙Gorgeous! Fresh-faced, heels, wearing a skirt,新外套带着小性感去拯救我的咖啡店a new top, little bit sexy, on my way to save my cafe.没错我神气极了And, yes, I am strutting.我看见一个男人从公交站向我走来And I can see a man coming towards me from the bus stop. 他的眼睛死死的盯着我看He just cannot take his eyes off me.我好像屁♥股♥像夹着一只画笔扭着往前走And I am walking like I got a paintbrush up my ass边走边想"看吧看吧thinking, "Yeah, you check me out你永远也没机会的屌♥丝"because it's never gonna happen, chub chub."我和朋友波宝一起开的这家咖啡店I opened the cafe with my friend, Boo.她已经死了She's dead now.她不小心杀了自己She accidentally killed herself.那不是她的本意但也不算是纯意外It wasn't her intention, but it wasn't a total accident.她没想到自己会真的死掉She didn't think she'd actually die.她只是发现自己男朋友跟别人上♥床♥了She just found out that her boyfriend fucked someone else 想着把自己弄进医院然后不让他看望and wanted to punish him by ending up in hospital当做是一种惩罚and not letting him visit her for a bit.她计划是走到一条繁忙的自行车道上She decided to walk into a busy cycle lane,被一辆自行车撞一下断个手指什么的wanting to get tangled in a bike, break a finger maybe.但是呢But as it turns out,自行车速度太快也能把你撞到马路上bikes go fast and flip you into the road.死了三个人她可真是个混♥蛋♥Three people died. She was such a dick.我没有告诉她父母真♥相♥I never told her parents the truth.我告诉了她男朋友I told her boyfriend.他哭了He cried.很久A lot.那个屌♥丝走近了Chub chub's getting closer.超大码夹克Oversize jacket.满脸横肉Meaty face.上下打量着我Looks me up and down.就好像他惊讶居然有女人能够如此吸引人It's like he's confused about how attractive I am.他好像觉得难以置信Like he can't quite believe it.有一瞬间我都有点担心I worry, for a second, I'm gonna make我要把这个可怜虫逼成强♥奸♥犯了a sex offender out of the poor guy.他要开口说话了快他妈说吧Oh, oh, he's gonna say something. Here we fucking go.最好说点好听的This better be good.他过来了他过来了He's passing. He's passing.他用手捂着嘴咳嗽了一声He brings his hand to his mouth, and he coughs, "以你为耻""Walk of shame!"我也没有时间回家换衣服了It's too late for me to go home and change and... 我包里有双平底鞋I have flat shoes in my bag.再说反正他是个死胖子And, anyway, he was fat.而肥肉到了晚上也脱不下来And he can't take that off at night.哈利也有点胖Harry's a bit fat.他经常像只小熊一样轻轻拍肚子He lightly pats his belly like he's a little bear,为他的成就而自豪proud of what he's achieved.狩猎捕捉进食拍拍Hunted, gathered, eaten. Pat.这就是证据拍拍Evidence. Pat, pat.总惹得我大笑Makes me laugh.有一次参加派对一个漂亮女孩问我A pretty girl at a party once asked me我是不是更喜欢有大肚子的哈利if I secretly liked that Harry had a little paunch因为这让他不那么招蜂引蝶'cause it made him less attractive to other women. 她的男朋友是那个在角落里Her boyfriend was a whale in the corner,堵着厕所门的大胖子blocking the doors to the toilets.我反问她男朋友有没有I asked her if he made her让她洗他自己够不到的小钻头wash the bits he can't reach.她扇了我一巴掌She slapped me!结结实实的一巴掌Actual slap.说明他确实这样做了Which means he did.波宝的死讯上了报纸Boo's death hit the papers."本地开咖啡馆的女孩被一辆自行车和汽车"Local cafe girl gets hit by a bike and a car...还有一辆自行车撞了"and another bike."咖啡馆周围突然热闹了留言鲜花There was a buzz around the cafe all of a sudden. Notes. Flowers. 和豚鼠纪念品都被留下来纪念她Guinea pig memorabilia were left in her memory.波宝能理解豚鼠主题咖啡馆的意义Boo made sense of the guinea pig theme.她娇小又可爱She was all small and cute还在所有地方都放上了豚鼠的照片and put pictures of guinea pigs everywhere.我假装它们并不存在I pretend they're not there,我怀疑这会让整个which I suspect makes the whole豚鼠咖啡馆显得有点诡异guinea pig cafe experience a bit creepy.波宝就像一只豚鼠Boo was built a bit like a guinea pig.没有腰身和臀部No waist or hips. Just...像个木桶Straight down!但她以此为傲But she rocked it.她确实很美丽And she was beautiful.但也有缺点Tricky though.嫉妒心强Jealous.敏感Sensitive.但很美丽But beautiful.是我最好的朋友And my best friend.在咖啡馆十一点十分Ten past eleven at the cafe.很安静Quiet.这很奇怪Eerily so.波宝总是在这时候弹奏音乐读着星座Boo always used to play music, read out horoscopes,或者把薯片的包装袋放在微波炉里加热and shrivel crisp packets in the microwave.这让咖啡馆充满难以言喻的味道It used to make the place stink,但她把这些小包装袋做成钥匙环but she turned the little packets into key rings送给那些特别礼貌的客人and give them to the people who were especially polite. 角落里有个喝着白开水One guy in the corner用着插座的家伙drinking tap water and using the plug.他应该点些什么东西He should buy something,但周围有人也挺好的but it's just nice to have someone around.他在阅读He's reading.他其实还挺迷人的He's quite attractive, actually.但他没有看我But he doesn't look at me.就算我为了能弯腰捡东西Even when I purposely drop a cucumber故意丢根黄瓜在地上just so I have something to bend over for.乔也没有出现Even Joe hasn't turned up.乔十一点总是在这儿Joe is always here at 11:00.正统的老家伙Proper old geezer,从头到脚都让人觉得靠谱coggly from the toes up.一个好人One of life's good people.很大的牙齿Huge teeth!白色的头发笑起来很诡异White hair, ludicrous grin,带着满面春风扑面而来and a joy that slaps you in the face然后你会忍♥不住的用微笑回应他until you can't help but smile at it.他妈的连家具都爱乔Even the fucking furniture loves Joe.我发誓门在他来的时候自己开了I swear the door swings open voluntarily when he arrives, 就为了让他有个入场仪式if only to give the man an entrance.突然之间他就出现了Suddenly, he'll just be there.猛的一下Crash!连门链都被他的气质It almost clatters off its hinges震的自己开了with the force of him.没有什么能Nothing...伤害到乔touches Joe.他不可战胜He's invincible.在他昂首挺胸走进来前You can hear him bellowing,你可以听见他对整条街喊"Hello, sweet pea,""你好甜豆"to the whole street他飘逸的长白发before he swaggers in, long white hair blowing behind him, 剪短的格子裤白体恤吊带裤cut off checkered trousers, white T-shirt, braces,都被雨淋湿dripping wet from the rain, all,"真奇妙啊真是个美丽的早晨"What magic! What a beautiful morning.我真的我真的被I can't... I can't actually get over大自然的魅力所震撼how glorious it is out there.活着真好是吧Lucky to live, eh?活着真好"Lucky to live."我不知道他什么工作I don't know what he does.我只知道他在十一点出现I just know he comes in at 11:00.通常是这样Usually.我发现自己正看着门I find myself watching the door.波宝还在的时候我都没有发现I never really noticed he was such他是个常客但是现在a regular when Boo was here, but now...但随后我就安心了But then, it's okay.因为我看见他出现在了窗户前'Cause I see his silhouette take up the window,然后我就等着门自己打开and wait for the door to crash open,但今天门就像在抽泣一般缓慢打开but today, it just flops to its side with a whimper.乔半死不活的走到柜台前And Joe limply shuffles to the counter.我吓了一跳I'm not prepared for this."你还好吗乔""All right, Joe?""是的是的我还行一切都好"Uh, yeah, yeah, ducky, yeah.我没事"Yeah, I'm all right."喝茶吗乔"Tea, Joe?""好的亲爱的"Uh, yeah, darling,有茶就更好了谢谢你yeah, that would be lovely. Thank you.我就I'll just, um...我就在坐那后面"I'll just be at the back."我沏好了他的茶放了六块糖I make his tea. Six sugars.我把茶端出去放在他的小桌子上I take it outside, place it on his little table.他卷了一根烟看着茶的蒸汽He rolls a fag and watches the cup steam. "真美啊不是吗""Now, ain't that a beautiful thing."我不知道我要怎么做I'm not sure what to, um...我向他要了一根卷烟I asked him for a rollie.我不会抽烟好吧我会但是I don't smoke. Well, I do, but...闭嘴Oh, shut up!"能给我一根卷烟吗乔""Can I have a rollie, Joe?""甜心你要什么我都给你" "Sugarplum, you can have anything you want. "我帮你卷上吧"May I have the honor?""好的谢谢""Yeah, thanks."他用他带有墨痕的修长手指帮我卷烟He rolls it for me with his spindly inky fingers.只用了四秒钟很专业的样子It takes four seconds. Proper pro.我从他手里拿走卷烟I take it from him.点上Light it.我们一起抽了起来We smoke.我和他并排坐在小小的儿童座椅上I sit beside him, two of us on these tiny little kids chairs, 用来吸引客户但主要是因为它们便宜sort of a gimmick thing, but, really, they were cheaper. 他看上去很搞笑He looks ridiculous."我爱这些椅子""I love these chairs, you know?""出什么事了吗乔""What's wrong, Joe?""我的女孩"Ah, my girl.我的女孩My girl.我爱人们我爱众生I love people,I love people但他们总是让我失望"But they get me down.""是啊"Yeah.人都是狗屎"Yeah, people are shit."他转向我He turns to me.我可以看见他脸上每一道深深的皱纹I can see into every deep line of his face."不亲爱的不是这样的"Oh, no, darlin'. No!人类很了不起People are amazing.但是人们什么时候才能意识到But when will people realize是我们唯一拥有的是彼此呢"that people are all we got?"他对着我微笑但我有点猝不及防He smiles at me, but I feel a bit ambushed.所以我假装要去洗咖啡机So I pretend I have to wash the cappuccino machine,走进吧台擦擦了机器的管子just go inside and wipe the nozzle a bit.五点在地铁北线上Five o'clock. Northern line.我试着读一篇关于I'm trying to read an article"女权主义者"这词是如何变得肮脏的文章about how the word "feminist" has apparently become dirty. 我试着认真阅读I try to engage,但这文章只能让我想到but all it makes me think of一群肮脏下流的女权主义者is a bunch of dirty little feminists.没错Yes.我对自己这想法嗤之以鼻I snort laugh at myself.然后目光被一个帅哥吸引了And then catch the eye of an attractive looking man.他很迷人举着报纸到大概这里Well, he is attractive and holding his paper to about here.从鼻子下面看上去有点像啮齿动物It all gets a bit rodenty from the nose down,但这足够我们来一场地铁眼爱了but it's good enough for some eye-fucking on the tube.他用他小巧的嘴巴对我微笑He smiles at me with his tiny mouth.我也回以微笑I smile back.他低下了头He looks down.我也低下了头I look down.然后我们居然同时抬起了头And then we both look up at the same time.一起轻轻傻笑了起来Little giggle.这行为引起了车厢内其他人的注意Other people on the carriage start to notice.美妙的一刻Charmed by the moment.让人想吐It's revolting.地铁在托特纳姆法♥院♥路那站停下了The tube pulls in Tottenham Court Road我们同时站了起来and we both stand up at the same time.我要吐了I could vomit.他对我说He says to me,"两情相悦可不常有啊是吧"Well, this doesn't happen very often, does it?"我很夸张地假笑着说I give a horribly giggly,"当然当然这""No, no, it's...""这确实很罕见是的""I, I suppose it's quite rare. Yeah."他说这听起来可能有点疯狂He says it might sound a bit crazy,他有有一个"疯狂的想法"but he's got this "crazy" idea,这个"疯狂"的想法就是要我的号♥码and the "crazy" idea is to take my number.这"惺惺相惜"的一刻让我们交换了号♥码We give credit to the moment and exchange numbers. 我下了地铁I leave the tube.突然我有了哈利恐慌Suddenly have a Harry panic.他再也不会在这出现了He just won't be there anymore.卵巢夫人告诉我"快回安全区Madam Ovary is telling me to, "Run back to safe place. 在安全区也是可以造人的"You can make baby in safe place."但我要停止这想法But gotta ride it out.冰箱的事没什么大不了The fridge means nothing.他过会就会给我发信息的别想多了He'll text me later. Ride it out.我在地铁上遇到了一个好看的啮齿动物I met a nice rodent on the tube.我有很多需要感恩的I have a lot to be thankful for.欢迎来到《女性之声》Welcome to Women Speak.讲座五分钟后开始The lecture will commence in five minutes.请准备好你的票Please have your tickets ready.我在讲座厅外面看到了我的姐姐I find my sister outside the lecture hall.她拘谨而美丽可能有点厌食She's uptight and beautiful and probably anorexic,但是这衣服真的太适合她了所以but clothes look awesome on her, so...妈妈两年前去世了Mom died two years ago.她切除了一对乳♥房♥♥She had a double mastectomy,一直没有真正恢复过来but never really recovered.那段时间对于她来说很艰难It was particularly hard因为她的乳♥房♥♥真的非常好看'cause she had amazing boobs.她过去常对我说我很幸运She used to tell me I was lucky因为我的波"不会碍事"'cause mine would never "get in the way."当我问她是什么意思的时候When I asked her what she meant,她就假装很努力地打开冰箱门she used to demonstrate by pretend来演示给我看struggling to open a fridge door."这样打不开""And then you can't.""没事的这样就行了"This is all good. This is fine.我这样也可以"I wonder if I can...""拿到了""Yeah."或者她会假装看不到地上有什么东西Or pretending not to be able to see what's on the floor."简直是噩梦亲爱的"A fucking nightmare, darling.对不起我什么都看不到Sorry, I... I can't see anything.我根本不知道地上有什么I have no idea what's there.该死Damn it.是不是Is it...是不是有什么东西在那Is there something there?我看不见你知道你运气有多好了吧"I don't know, but you know you're very lucky."我的姐姐有一对豪♥乳♥My sister's got whoppers.但她继承的是豪♥乳♥的优点But she got all of Mom's good bits.老爹应付两个没妈的闺女的办法Dad's way of coping with two motherless daughters就是给我俩买♥♥张女权演讲的票was to buy us tickets to feminist lectures接着和我们教母鬼混最终断了联♥系♥and start fucking our godmother, and, eventually, stop calling. 演讲每三个月一次These lectures are every three months.这其实是我见到姐姐的唯一机会It's virtually the only time I see my sister.她看起来精疲力尽She looks tired.我们坐在等候室里We sit in the waiting room.我突然想起我穿着I realize I'm wearing the top她几年前就"丢"了的上衣that she "lost" years ago, so...没错这很尴尬Yes, this is gonna be tense.她超爱这件上衣的She really fucking loved this top.她眼睛瞅过来了Her eyes fixed on it.但是我能知道她脑子里在想什么But... And I can see her brain ticking.她决定以后再也不碰它了She decides to bank it for later.我好紧张的Makes me nervous.火♥药♥味十足Ammo.她在看电子书She's reading her Kindle.她的头发弄得花里胡哨的She's done her hair a bit fancy.我怀疑听完演讲她是要出去浪I wonder if she's going out after还是她家大姨妈来看她了the lecture, or she just got her period.她生理期间总是行为异常She always does something a bit different around her period. 她的经期综合征很严重She gets really bad PMT.妈妈以前称它为经期信任危机Mom used to call it her monthly confidence crisis.但实际上就是经期综合征But it's PMT.她能挺过去的唯一方法The only way she can get through it就是在某些细微之处改造自己is to reinvent herself in some small way.有一次特别难熬One particularly bad month,她穿着一整套莱卡紧身衣走进厨房♥she came into the kitchen on the brink of tears,眼泪都快要掉下来了in full Lycra.就连老爸都看不下去了Even Dad had to leave the room.看起来就像她爬进了一个避孕套里It looked like she climbed into a condom.那几天气压异常低沉That was an emotionally complex couple of days 我们不允许交谈that we are not allowed to talk about anymore.她坐在那不动如山She's sitting so still.她绝对有经期综合征She's definitely having a monthly confidence crisis. 看辫子就知道了I mean, it's in plaits.没人会把两条辫子都盘在最上头Both sides that are tied to the top, it's unbearable. 我忍♥不了了I can't resist."发型不错""Hair looks nice.""闭嘴""Fuck off!"太赞了Brilliant!她问了我工作的事我就有点生气了She asked me about work and I get a little spiky.我告诉她咖啡馆在几天内就要被转让了I tell her the cafe leases up in a couple of days除非我能拿到至少五千unless I can find at least five grand,但那是不可能的which is impossible.我要处理的唯一一件事So I'm having to deal with letting go就是处理波宝留给我的唯一一件东西of the only thing that I have left of Boo,那也是阻止我变成像她那样的the only thing that's stopping me女社畜的唯一办法from becoming a corporate lady slave like her.我知道大家都会觉得我会搞砸的And I know that everyone thought I was gonna fuck it up.但目前为止我似乎超出了人们的预料But now, it looks like I've surpassed everyone's expectations. 我并不想说出来但事实就是如此Which I didn't mean to say, it just falls out,我以为我就要看到她那张洋洋得意的脸and I'm gonna get her smugness all up on my face.但是她就看着我But she just looks at me.没有反应No reaction.我知道规律I know the rules.所以我就问了她那So I asked her about her super位高权重的完美工作以及美满生活high-powered perfect job work, super life.她告诉我她最终得到了She tells me she's finally been offered芬兰的梦寐以求的工作the wet dream of a job in Finland,他们想给她加薪减少工作任务where they want to overpay and underwork her而且再也不用穿权力套装了and she doesn't have to wear powersuits anymore."芬兰""Finland."但是她要拒绝这工作But she's turning it down因为她丈夫说为了杰克她不能去because her husband says she shouldn't go because of Jake.。

I was twelve, going on thirteen, the first time I saw a dead human being. 我第一次见到死尸是在刚过我12岁后不久It happened in the summer of 1 959.事情发生于1959年的夏季A long time ago...那是好久以前了but only if you measure in terms of years.但对我而言却恍如昨日I was living in a small town in Oregon called Castle Rock.那时我家住在奥勒冈州一个叫岩堡的小镇There were only 1,28 1 people, but to me it was the whole world.镇上只有一千两百余居民但对我而言那已是整个世界Hey, it's the bossman Bob Cormier here. It's a beautiful Friday in Portland. 各位又到了鲍伯·克米尔时间今天早晨波特兰阳光普照It's 90 KLAM degrees and getting hotter.气温是华氏90度而且还在上升Up the ladder with another platter. It's Bobby Day with Rockin' Robin.首先为您播一首鲍比戴的摇滚乐很棒的曲子It's boss.酷毙了How do you know a Frenchman's been in your backyard?猜个谜你如何看出邻居是法国人?I'm French, okay?简单因为自己是法国人Your garbage cans are empty and your dog's pregnant.答案是你家垃圾桶被掏空而狗被搞大了肚子Didn't I just say I was French?还是我的答案比较好I knock.看牌Shit.可恶Twenty-nine.29点Twentytwo. Piss up a rope.22点又完蛋了Gordie's out. Old Gordie just bit the bag and stepped out the door.戈帝又完了戈帝又被扫地出门了Come on, man. Deal.得了老兄Teddy Duchamp was the craziest guy we hung around with.泰迪·杜强是我们这伙儿人里最神经的家伙He didn't have much of a chance in life.他命不太好His dad was given to fits of rage.老爸喜怒无常脾气暴躁One time he held Teddy's ear to a stove...有一次他把泰迪的耳朵扯到火炉边and almost burned it off.几乎烤熟了I knock.看牌You four-eyed pile of shit.你这个四眼狗屎The pile of shit has a thousand eyes.狗屎何止四眼千眼都不只What?干嘛?What's so funny? I've got 30. What have you got?有什么好笑? 我30点你呢?Sixteen. Go ahead. Keep laughing.16点再笑啊笑死活该You're down to your ride, pal.你也是我的手下败将Chris Chambers was the leader of our gang, and my best friend.克利斯·詹伯斯是我们的帮主也是我最好的朋友He came from a bad family, and everyone just knew he'd turn out bad. 他的家庭不大幸福大家都认定他以后会是个恶棍Including Chris.克利斯自己也有同感That's not the secret knock.那不是我们的敲门暗号♥I forget the secret knock. Let me in.我把敲门暗号♥给忘了快让我进来Vern.维恩Come on, you guys. Open up.好了你们这些家伙快开门Oh, man, you guys are not gonna believe this.听着你们绝对不会相信This is so boss.这是个天大的消息Oh, man, wait'll you hear this.你们听了就知道You won't believe it. It's unbelievable.你们绝不会相信这事令人难以置信Let me catch my breath. I ran all the way from my house.先让我喘口气我从家里一直跑到这儿I ran all the way home我跑一路跑到家Come on, you guys. This is boss.少来了你们听我说真是个大消息Just to say I'm sorry只为了向你说声抱歉Okay, forget it. I don't have to tell you nothin'.算了不想听就算了Hold on, you guys. What is it, man?兄弟们别唱了究竟是什么大消息?You won't believe this. Sincerely.保证轰动你们绝不敢相信不盖你们I ran all the way home我一路跑到家Screw you guys.你们这些浑球Forget it. What is it?不想听算了究竟是什么事?Can you guys camp out tonight?你们今晚可不可以在外过夜?If you tell your folks you're gonna tent out in my field?我是说如果告诉你们老爸今晚要在我家露营?Yeah, I think so.我想应该没问题Except my dad's on a mean streak. He's been drinking a lot lately.只是我爸最近脾气不太好他最近喝酒喝的很凶You got to, man. Sincerely, you won't believe this.你一定要想法出来你绝不敢相信这件事Can you, Gordie? Yeah, probably.你呢戈帝? 大概可以吧So what are you pissing and moaning about, Verno?什么事大不了的事让你像屁♥股♥着火似的紧张维恩?I knock.看牌What? You liar. You ain't got no pat hand.少来你又没有王牌You didn't deal yourself no pat hand.你才没有王牌Make your draw, shitheap.别不认帐屎蛋You guys wanna go see a dead body?你们想不想看死人?I was under the porch digging, you know?我是在地板下挖宝的时候听到这件事的明白吗?We all understood what Vern meant right away.我们立刻明白了维恩的意思At the beginning of the school year...学年刚开始的时候he had buried a quart jar of pennies underneath his house.他把钱存在钱筒埋在他家的屋子下He drew a treasure map so he could find them again.他曾划了张藏宝图以便日后再挖出来A week later, his mom cleaned out his room and threw away the map. 不料一个星期后他妈整理房♥间时把那张图丢了Vern had been trying to find those pennies for nine months.维恩花了九个月的时间在屋子下东挖西掘Nine months, man.九个月耶You didn't know whether to laugh or cry.真让人哭笑不得Jesus Christ, Billy, we gotta do something.老天比利我们一定要想想办法Why? Who cares?为什么? 谁会管这件事?We saw him. So? It ain't nothin' to us.但我们看见他又怎样? 不干我们的事The kid's dead, so it ain't nothin' to him neither.那小鬼已经死了也无法再让他复活Who gives a shit if they ever find him? I don't.谁在乎是不是有人发现他我才不管But it's that kid they were talking about on the radio.可是收音机常提到那孩子的事Brocker, or Brower, or Flowers or whatever his name is.他好像叫布罗克还是布罗尔或佛罗尔The train must have hit him.他一定是被火车撞死的Big fuckin' deal.没什么大不了的We had all followed the Ray Brower story very closely...我们对雷·布罗尔的事很注意because he was a kid our age.因为他和我们同龄Three days before, he had gone out to pick blueberries and nobody had seen him since. 三天前他出门采蓝莓此后即失去踪影I think we should tell the cops.我想我们应该报♥警♥You don't go squawkin' to the cops after you boosted a car, you idiot.我们偷了车你还敢去招惹警♥察♥ 你这白♥痴♥They're gonna want to know how we got way out on Back Harlow Road.他们一定会问我们怎么去后哈洛路的Now, they know we don't got no car.他们知道我们没有车子If we just keep our mouths shut, they can't touch us.我们最好别泄漏这件事这样他们就动不了我们We could make an anonymous call.或者我们可以打个匿名电♥话♥They trace those calls, stupid.他们会追查出来的蠢蛋I seen it on Highway Patrol and on Dragnet.我在电视的警探片里看过Right.也对I just wish we had never boosted that goddamn Dodge.要是我们没偷那辆该死的道奇轿车就好了I wish Ace had been with us. We coulda told the cops we was in his car.如果当时艾斯和我们一起就可以说我们是坐他的车子Well, he wasn't. We gonna tell him?可惜他当时不在场要不要告诉他?We're not gonna tell nobody.这件事我们不能告诉任何人Nobody, never. You dig me?绝对不能告诉任何人I know the Back Harlow Road.我知道后哈洛路It comes to a dead end by the Royal River.它一直通到罗耶河边The train tracks are right there.有铁路经过那里Me and my dad used to fish for cossies out there.我和我老爸以前去过那一带钓鱼If they had known you were under there, they woulda killed you. 老天要是他们知道你在下面偷听一定会杀了你Could he have gotten all the way from Chamberlain to Harlow? 他可能由柴母陵走到哈洛路吗?That's really far.这段路很远Sure. He must've started walking on the train tracks...我想他一定是顺着铁道走and just followed them the whole way.就这样一直走到那儿Yeah. Yeah, right.一定是And then, after dark, a train must've come along...然后天黑了一列火车疾驶而来and ''el smacko.''撞死了他Yeah.对啊Hey, you guys.对了I bet you that if we find him, we'll get our pictures in the paper. 我敢说如果我们先发现他我们的照片铁定会上报Yeah, we could even be on TV! Sure!对说不定还可以上电视当然We'll be heroes! Yeah!我们将成为英雄对I don't know. Billy will know where I found out.可是比利会知道是我泄漏了这个秘密He's not gonna care, because it's gonna be us guys that find him... 他不会怎么样的因为是我们发现尸体的not Billy and Charlie Hogan in a boosted car.比利和查理·霍根作贼心虚也莫可奈何They'll probably pin a medal on you, Vern.你说不定会获颁勋章维恩Yeah, you think so?真的吗?Sure.当然What'll we tell our folks?我们该怎么跟爸爸妈妈说?Exactly what you said.就照你刚才讲的We'll tell our folks we're tenting out in your back field...我们三人说要去你家后院露营you tell your folks you're sleeping over at Teddy's...你则说要去泰迪家过夜then we say we're going over to the drag races the next day.同时告诉他们我们明天要去参加寻宝大赛We're rock solid until tomorrow tonight.这样一来我们只要在明天晚饭时回家就行了Man, that's a plan and a half.老兄这计划真是天衣无缝But if we do find that kid's body over in South Harlow...但如果我们真在南哈洛发现那孩子的尸体they'll know we didn't go to the drag races, and we'll get hided.他们就会知道我们撒谎到时恐怕会被揍扁Nobody will care, because everybody will be so jazzed about what we found... 那时谁还会管这些他们赞叹我们的大发现都来不及it's not gonna make a difference.其它事都无关紧要了My dad'll hide me anyway, but it's worth a hiding.反正我老爸没事照样揍我为这被打一顿也值得Shit, yeah. Let's do it. What do you say?就是说干就干你们怎么说?All right! Gordie?去就去戈帝你呢?Sure. Vern?当然去维恩?I don't know. Vern.我不知道维恩Come on, Verno.去吧维恩Verno.维恩Okay, okay.好吧Too cool. Very cool.太棒了好极了I wanted to share my friends'enthusiasm, but I couldn't.我希望我自己能像他们一样兴奋但就是鼓不起劲That summer, at home, I had become the invisible boy.那个夏天父母几乎忘了我的存在Mom? Do you know where my canteen is?妈你有没有看到我的水壶?Mom妈!It's in Denny's room.在丹尼房♥里In April, my older brother, Dennis, had been killed in a Jeep accident.那年四月我哥哥丹尼在车祸中丧生Four months had passed...过了四个月but my parents still hadn't been able to put the pieces back together again. 我父母仍无法忘怀丧子之痛Gordie, I got something for you.戈帝我有样东西给你This, my friend, is for you.老弟这给你This is your Yankee cap. No, this is your Yankee cap.这是你洋基球队的球帽它现在是你的了It's a lucky cap. If you wear it, you know how many fish we'll catch?它是顶幸运帽你猜戴了它我们可以钓到多少鱼?How much? A bazillion.多少? 成千上万A bazillion fish. It looks good on you just like that.不盖你而且你戴它很好看简直帅毙了Hey, Moe, I'm going blind! Don't start with me, porcupine.妈呀怎么黑黑的少调皮了小猪Come here. Give me a hug.过来让你老哥抱一下You found it.你找到了You found it.你找到了Yeah.是的Why can't you have friends like Denny's?为什么你不能像丹尼一样交些好的朋友?Dad, they're okay.他们也没什么不好Sure they are. A thief and two feebs?才怪一个是小偷另外两个是傻瓜Chris isn't a thief.克利斯并不是小偷He stole the milk money at school.他偷了学校的牛奶钱He's a thief in my book.不是小偷是什么?It was almost noon as we set out...我们出发找雷·布罗尔的尸体时to find the body of a dead kid named Ray Brower. 已经快中午了Right here's cool.就在这里让我下Hey, Chris.嗨克利斯Thanks a lot. Sure thing.谢了小事情Gordo. Hey, man.戈帝嗨老兄Wanna see something? Sure. What?想不想看好东西? 好啊什么?You okay? Yeah, I'm fine.你还好吧? 没什么Come on. What is it?来啊到底是什么?You gotta see this. Come on, man. What is it?你一定得看看这玩意儿好了快说是什么? Come on. What is it?快告诉我是什么?You wanna be the Lone Ranger or the Cisco Kid? 你想当独行侠还是大镖客?Walkin', talkin'Jesus.真是太酷了我的天啊Where'd you get this?你哪儿弄来的?Hawked it from my old man's bureau.从我老头的衣柜里摸出来的It's a .45. I can see that.这是45口径手♥枪♥ 我看的出来You got shells for it? Yeah.有没有子弹? 有啊I took all that was left in the box.我把盒子里所有子弹都带来了My dad'll think he used them himself shooting at beer cans when he was drunk. 我爸会以为他喝醉时射啤酒罐用光了Is it loaded? Hell, no. What do you think I am?里面装了子弹吗? 当然没有你以为我那么笨?Jesus!老天Let's get outta here!快离开这里Gordie did it! Gordie Lachance is shooting up Castle Rock!是戈帝干的戈帝·吕强斯想扫平岩城Who did that? Who's letting cherry bombs off out here?是什么人? 谁在这里放炮?Man, you should've seen your face. Damn, that was cool.你真该看看刚才自己的表情That was really fine. You knew it was loaded, you wet end.他妈的绝死了你知道那枪装了子弹浑球I'm gonna be in trouble. That Tupper babe saw me.一定会完蛋刚才塔波太太看到我了Shit, she thought it was firecrackers.少来了她以为我们是在放鞭炮I don't care. That was a mean trick. Hey, Gordie.我不管你不该这样耍我戈帝I didn't know it was loaded.我也不知道有子弹Honest. You swear?不骗你你敢发誓吗?Yeah, I swear.好我发誓On your mother's name?以你妈妈的名誉发誓?Yeah.可以Even if she goes to hell 'cause you lied?如果你撒谎她得下地狱你敢吗?Yeah, I swear.我以此发誓Pinky swear?一言既出Pinky swear.四马难追Hey, girls, where you going? Come on, my brother gave me that. 小妹妹上哪儿去? 拿来那是我哥给我的And now you're giving it to me. Give it to me!现在你送给我了快还给我!Come on, man. That's mine!别这样那是我的You're a real asshole.你真是个大浑球Your brother's not very polite, Eyeball.大眼你老弟真没礼貌Now, Christopher...克利斯多佛I know you didn't mean to insult my friend.我知道你不是有意得罪我朋友I know he didn't mean to insult me.我知道他不是有意的That's why I'm gonna give him the opportunity of taking it back. 因此我愿给他个机会收回那句话Shit. Take it back, kid.他妈的收回那句话小鬼Stop it. You're hurting him.别这样快住手你会打伤他的You bastard. Let go, man. Stop it, man.王八蛋放开我快住手别再打了Take it back, kid.把那句话收回去Cut it out!住手Okay, I take it back.好了我收回那句话There.这才对Now I feel a whole lot better about this.我觉得好多了How about you?你呢?Good.很好See you later, girls.待会儿见小妹妹Come on. Just forget 'em.算了忘了这件事What do we need a pistol for, anyway?我们带那把枪有什么用?It's spooky sleeping out at night in the woods.晚上在森林中过夜很恐怖We might see a bear.你说不定会遇见狗熊Or a garbage can.也可能撞到垃圾桶I brought a comb. What do we need a comb for?我带了把梳子你带梳子有何用?If we get on TV, we want to look good, don't we?如果我们要上电视可以打扮的好看一点是吧?That's a lot of thinking, Vern. Thanks.你想的真周到维恩不敢当Two for flinching.赏你两拳当奖品How far do you think it's gonna be?你想大概得走多远?If we follow the tracks all the way into Harlow...如果一直顺着铁道走到哈洛it'd be about 20 miles.大概有20英里Sound about right to you, Gordie? Yeah, it might even be 30. 戈帝你说对不对? 不错甚至可能有30英里Gee, maybe we should just hitchhike.那么远也许我们该搭便车No way. That sucks. Why not?不可能的别妄想了为什么不行?We could go out Route Seven to the Shiloh church...我们可以顺七号♥公路到西乐教堂then down the Back Harlow Road.然后顺着后哈洛路走We'll be there by sundown. That's pussy.天黑前就可以到那里那样有什么意思Hey, it's a long ways.不然我们得走好远Did your mother have any kids that lived?你妈怎么会生出你这种儿子?What do you mean?什么意思? 老天Have gun will travel reads the card of a man身怀单枪会遍英雄好汉A knight without armor in a savage land赤手空拳不畏龙潭虎穴His fast gun for hire heeds the calling wind快枪利眼闯过惊涛骇浪A soldier of fortune is the man called Paladin这个豪杰就叫做白乐定We have to fill up at the junkyard. My dad said it's a safe well. 我们得在垃圾场补充点水份我爸说那儿有口好井Not if Chopper's there. If Chopper's there, we'll send you in. 要是丑巴在就没办法了它在就派你去Very funny.真好笑Hey, I'm kinda hungry. Who's got the food?我肚子饿了谁带了吃的?Oh, shit. Did anybody bring anything?他妈的都没人带吃的吗?Not me. Gordie?我没带戈帝你呢?This is great.好极了What are we supposed to do? Eat our feet?这可绝了我们要怎么办难道啃自己的脚?You mean you didn't bring anything either?你是说你也没带东西?Shit, this wasn't my idea. It was Vern's idea.又不是我提议要去的全是维恩出的主意Why didn't you bring something?你为什么不带点吃的?Am I supposed to think of everything? I brought the comb.我怎么可能什么都想到? 我已经带了梳子Great, you brought the comb. You don't even have any hair! 真了不起带梳子有个屁用你连头发都没有I brought it for you guys.我是好心为你们准备的Let's see how much money we got.够了看看我们有多少钱I got $1 .02.我有一块二分Sixty-eight cents from Chris.克利斯有六毛八分Sixty cents from Teddy.泰迪带了六毛钱Seven cents, Vern?维恩只有七分?I haven't found my pennies yet.我还没找到存钱筒Well, 2.37 isn't bad.总共两块三毛七分不错了Quidaciolu's is at the end of that road that goes by the junkyard. 垃圾场过去有家杂货店I think we can get some stuff there.可以去那买♥♥点东西Train coming.火车来了Geronimo!快溜Come on, Teddy.来呀泰迪No.不要I'm gonna dodge it.等等我要闪火车Come on, Teddy. Get off the tracks. You're crazy.泰迪快离开铁轨你疯了Train dodge. Dig it.闪火车真刺♥激♥Get the hell off the tracks. You wanna get yourself killed?快点离开铁轨泰迪你不要命了吗?Just like the beach at Normandy.就像在诺曼第海滩一样Come on, man. No! No!算了吧老兄快走不要I'm just trying to save your life, man. You wanna kill yourself? 我是在救你的命你真的不想活了?Is that what you want, goddamn it?你真的那么想死混♥蛋♥?You tried to kill yourself!你可能会没命的I don't need no baby-sitter.我不需要保姆You do too.我看你需要Skin it.握手言和I coulda dodged it.我原来可以闪过的Listen, Teddy, you can dodge it on the way back, man.泰迪你可以在回来的路上再闪Peace.和好Skin it.握手言和吧About this time, Charlie and Billy were playing mailbox baseball... 这个时候查理和比利正与艾斯和大眼with Ace and Eyeball.玩打信箱的游戏Shit, I'm out. Goddamn it.真烂我出局了他妈的Shouldn't have gone for a wooden one.不应该打木头做的Why don't you tell me something I don't know, asshole.还用你来告诉我混球Billy, you're up.比利该你了Naw, you guys win. I don't wanna play no more.算你们赢好了我不想打了You can't quit.怎么行?We only played three innings. That'll be a nonofficial game.我们只打了三局这样成绩就不能算数了Hey, Ace, me and...艾斯我和What's with you homos?你们俩是同性恋啊?You been acting psycho all day.怎么整天都阴阳怪气的What is it?究竟什么事?It's nothing. It's nothing, right?没什么没什么对吧?Then if you gentlemen don't mind, I'd like to finish this game... 那么赶快打完比赛before I start collecting my goddamn social security, okay?好让我早点收钱好吗?You're up, Billy. Move it.比利该你了快上All right. Gimme this fuckin' thing.好吧把那该死的棒子给我Let's play ball!开始打吧Foul ball.界外球Hey, Vern, looks like your mom's been out driving again.维恩看来你妈又开车出来乱闯了That's so funny I forgot to laugh.你真幽默Stand back, men!退后一点兄弟们Paratroops, over the side.伞兵部队进攻"No trespassing" was enforced by Milo Pressman, the junkman... 捡破烂的米楼·普莱斯曼不许任何人进他的垃圾场and his dog, Chopper...恶犬丑巴是他的帮凶the most feared and least-seen dog in Castle Rock.岩城的人很少见到这只狗但提起它都胆颤心惊Legend had it that Milo had trained Chopper, not just to sic...据说米楼不但训练它咬人but to sic specific parts of the human anatomy.而且已到了一个命令一个动作说哪里咬哪里的地步Thus, a kid who had illegally scaled the junkyard fence...听说每次有小孩翻墙进来被发现了might hear the dread cry, "Chopper, sic balls. "他就会疯狂大叫 "丑巴咬他的命根子"But right now, neither Chopper nor Milo was anywhere in sight. 但这个时候米楼和可怕的丑巴都不见踪影Teddy's crazy.泰迪大概疯了Come on, men. Move it out!快走Yeah. He won't live to be twenty, I bet.我敢打赌他活不到二十岁Remember the time you saved him in the tree?记得那次你在树上救了他的命?Yeah.记得You know, I dream about that sometimes.我有几次还梦见那件事Except in the dream, I always miss him.只是在梦里我总是失手没救成I just get a couple of his hairs and down he goes.总是抓着他几根头发眼看着他掉下去It's weird. Yeah, that is weird.好奇怪没错确实很怪But you didn't miss him. Chris Chambers never misses, does he? 但事实上你没有失手克利斯永不失手的对吧?Not even when the ladies leave the seat down.那怕天大的问题也万无一失I'll race you. No, I don't think so.我们来赛跑不要我不想跑Right to the pump.看谁先跑到井边I'm kinda tired. Go!算了我有点累开始跑You're a dead man, Lachance.你完蛋了蓝强It looks like Lachance has got him this time.这次蓝强似乎占了上风He's got Chambers beat. But what's this?他可能会击败詹伯斯但情况突然改变Chambers is making his move...詹伯斯奋力迎头赶上and it's Chambers at the tape!詹伯斯领先冲过终点线The crowd goes wild!听众们兴奋若狂You guys been watching The Mickey Mouse Club lately?你们最近还看不看米老鼠倶乐部?Yeah.有啊I think Annette's tits are getting bigger.我觉得安妮蒂的胸部好像越来越大Think so? I think he's right.你真这么想? 我想他说得没错I've been noticing lately that the ''A'' and the '' E''...最近我也注意到are starting to bend around the sides.她的胸部突然变得很突出Annette's tits are great. Yeah.安妮蒂的胸部真了不起是啊This is really a good time.此时此刻好快乐The most.快活似神仙A blast.快乐得无以复加Vern didn't just mean being off-limits inside the junkyard... 维恩的意思不只是指我们可以无拘无束or fudging on our folks...也不只是指矇骗家人or going on a hike up the railroad tracks to Harlow.或顺着铁路到哈洛探险He meant those things, but it seems to me now...当然这些事也是其中的一部份但还有别的there was more, and that we all knew it.我想我们都有同感就是大家心意相通Everything was there and around us.我们应有尽有We knew exactly who we were...发现了真正的自己and exactly where we were going.而且知道自己要做什么It was grand.那种感觉很微妙Great. Spit at the fat kid. Real good.真了不起光会欺负胖小孩真棒What time is it, Gordie?几点了戈帝?It's 1 :1 5.一点十五分We better go get the food. Junkyard opens at 3:00.最好赶快去买♥♥吃的垃圾场三点就开门Chopper will be here.丑巴到时候也会来Sic balls.咬命根子You go. You can pick us up on the way back.你去吧然后在回来的路口会合我们I'm not going alone. We should all go.我才不一个人去要就大伙一起去I'm staying right here.我要留在这里Yeah, man, I'm not going.我也不去Girls, girls, girls, cool it. We'll flip for it.好了别吵我们丢铜板决定Okay.好Odd man goes?唯一不一样的人去That's you, Gordie. Odd as a cod.那就是你戈帝你这怪胎Flip or eat lead.快丢少说废话Four tails!全是反面Oh,Jesus, that's a goocher.老天这是个坏预兆That doesn't mean anything.这并不代表任何意义Let's go again. No, man, a goocher.我们再丢一次真的That's really bad.这预兆代表恶运You remember when Clint Bracken and those guys...你们还记得克林·布拉肯那帮人got wiped out on Weed Hill in Durham?被♥干♥的事吗?Billy told me they were flippin' for beers...比利说他们当时以丢铜板赌啤酒and they came up with a goocher just before they got into the car. 在离开酒吧前他们也丢了个全是反面的凶兆And bang! They all got totalled!结果砰的一声他们全被炸得血肉横飞I don't like this. Sincerely.我不喜欢这种兆头Verno...维恩nobody believes that crap about moons and goochers. It's baby stuff.没人相信这种胡说八道的鬼话Now flip again.再丢一次Are you gonna flip or not?你到底丢不丢?Come on, Vern. We don't have all day.快点维恩我们不能耗一整天You lose, Gordie.你输了戈帝Gordie loses. Gordie just screwed the pooch.戈帝输了戈帝老兄一定是昨晚做了坏事Does the word ''retarded'' mean anything to you?你知道"白♥痴♥"是什么意思吗?Go get the provisions, you morphadite.戈帝快去买♥♥东西吧你这贱♥货♥Don't call me any of your mother's pet names.请不要用你♥妈♥的♥小名叫我What a wet end you are, Lachance.你真像个大姑娘似的Shut up. I don't shut up.闭嘴我不闭嘴I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.我越长越大每次看到你仍忍♥不住张大嘴想吐And then your mother goes around the corner and she licks it up.然后你妈会走到墙角把地上舔得一干二净Finding new, and preferably disgusting, ways to degrade a friend's mother... 能找出恶心低级的新字眼来调侃朋友的母亲was always held in high regard.对我们是件很有面子的事Ain't you Denny Lachance's brother?你不是丹尼·蓝强的弟弟吗?Yes, sir.是的先生Shame what happened to him.他发生意外真是可惜Bible says, ''In the midst of life, we are in death.''圣经上说"生命中常笼罩着死亡的阴影"Did you know that?你听过吗?I lost a brother in Korea.我有一个弟弟在韩国战死You look like your brother. People ever tell you that?你长得挺像丹尼有人告诉过你吗?Sometimes.有几次I remember the year he was all-conference.我还记得那年他打过全国联赛Quarterback, he played.他担任四分卫Boy, could he throw.他传起球来真有一手Father, God, and SonnyJesus.圣父圣子和圣灵Could be some scouts at the game tomorrow.明天的球赛可能有些球探会到场I don't know, Pop. Dad, can I have the potatoes?很难说爸可不可以把马铃薯给我?That's what I hear, son. Are you gonna seeJane after the game?听说球探一定会来儿子你打完球是否要和珍妮见面I think she's a lovely girl.她是个很可爱的女孩Dad, can I please have the potatoes? Dorothy, don't talk about girls.麻烦把马铃薯给我好吗? 桃乐兰别谈女孩子的事He shouldn't be thinking about girls. This is the biggest game of his life. 这时他应该心无杂念这是他生命中最重要的一场比赛Dennis, when you're out there tomorrow...丹尼你明天比赛的时候Did you read the story Gordie wrote? Gordie wrote a story.爸你有没有看到戈帝写的那篇文章?It was really good. What did you write, sweetheart?写得真的很好你写了些什么宝贝?See? That's what I'm talking about. Football takes concentration.你看我说得不错吧踢足球一定要集中精神You start in on the girls, and his mind's all over the place.而你却跟他提女友的事害他心不在焉Gordie, I really liked it. I thought it was great.。

杰克伦敦一千打读后感杰克伦敦一千打读后感篇一《野性的呼唤》这本书是由美国的杰克・伦敦写的，他告诉我，弱肉强食，适者生存。

巴克原来是一个贵族犬，有一天，突然被一个坏人抓住并卖了，当上了一条雪橇犬，他奋力地工作着。

有一天，他认为自己已经足够强大可以当头领，与斯佩咨争夺，最终巴克赢了，当上了头领，他们回到了小镇。

他和他的队伍跟着别人一起拉信，他们正筋疲力尽，又被一对傻子夫妻和他们的傻子弟弟买下了他们，主人对他们十分恶劣，最后，他的队员一个一个死去只剩下了几个，之后，除了巴克，其他狗和他的主人都掉进了河里。

因为桑顿救了他，他就一直跟随桑顿，后来，桑顿被印第安人杀了，他也找到了他的归宿，加入了狼群。

题目中有野性二字，文中也处处体现出野性，那我就从野性来讲吧！我认为，野性其实指的就是野心勃勃并充满杀气。

有一些人经常会说森林里充满杀气，大家有没有想过为什么呢？因为森林里处处弥漫着杀气，到处都有捕食者，生存之道，弱肉强食，适者生存，野性就这样诞生了。

为什么在森林中的动物叫野生动物？是因为他们要不断磨练，学习，才可以生存。

巴克其实就是这样，他本来是一只贵族犬，心中充满了善良，可是他为了生存，不知挨过多少棍棒；不止被人骂过多少次；不知被其他狗咬过多少下。

他在痛苦中求生，不断的磨练自己，越来越强大，终于，他充满了野性！回归自然！《三字经》说“人之初，性本善。

”人的本性其实都是善良的，可是人为什么会变坏？可能是因为某种原因，比如父母双亡，被别人压迫，家里没钱，心中有恨，才变成了坏人，但是他们也有悔改的机会，给坏人一个机会，就等于给他们一片蓝天。

文中巴克的野性从无到有，从温顺到回归到他的本性，所以我们的成长也是在不断的磨练，不断的经历一些挫折，痛苦与喜悦，我们会慢慢有所改变。

大自然和人类社会其实是一样的，要不断的付出，不断努力，争取做一棵参天大树，所以从现在开始，我要多读书，积累知识，并且积累更多的技能，加油学习，才可以在社会中有立足之地，我会努力达到我的目标，一步一步向前跑，正所谓弱肉强食，只有当上强者，才可以被这个时代认同啊！世界上没有免费的午餐，只有努力，才能适者生存。