搞笑小学英语小品剧本[精品文档]

搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。

农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表] It is time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作] 树：I’m a tree!I can d o many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。

树站回后台]兔子A：OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here.[农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！[偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走] [农夫跟在兔子后面。

两个人走啊走。

兔子突然回头。

农夫假装看手表。

两人继续走。

兔子回头。

农夫假装看天气。

两人继续走。

兔子回头。

农夫假装打手机。

英语小品剧本--ThePocketMoney[优秀范文五篇]第一篇：英语小品剧本 -- The Pocket Money英语小品剧本--The Pocket Money Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景Scene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman.He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students.He has a lot of money now.But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you.I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why.The foolish students always come here.I’ll be a boss soon!Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops!It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands!Never mind!Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind!Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces!One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）Wow, everything is ready!糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly!What can I do? The students will eat me!And they will be ill!Wuwuwu…S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat!(给它穿上)Wow!Now it’s so beautiful!Haha……C: Oh, no!Don’t sell me!I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)Scene2（At the school gate）N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual.（Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies!Candies!Sweet candies!…… M: Oh, Alice!Look!Candies!A: Yeah!I think they are yummy!M: Let’s ask him.A: OK!C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）M&A: Why? C: I’m dirty！M: No, you look nice!C: What can I do?(面向观众)Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)S: Candies!Candies!（引诱两个女孩）M&A: How much are they? S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）M&A: Money?(对视)M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）A: Me too.S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)M: What can we do now? A: Let’s ask dad for money.M: But how to ask? A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）M: Good idea!(全部下场)Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever.(爸爸看报)M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK?(同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)A: And play the guitar for us!M: We know you play so well!(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)D: Oh? What a bright day today!M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)D:OKOK!Let’s.(取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss? M&A: Of course!(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。

Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景Scene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……Scene2（At the school gate）N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!M: Let’s ask him.A: OK!C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）M&A: Why?C: I’m dirty！M: No, you look nice!C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）M&A: How much are they?S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）M&A: Money?(对视)M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）A: Me too.S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)M: What can we do now?A: Let’s ask dad for money.D: Here you are !( 给钱)M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高兴，下场)N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.(孩子高兴地买了糖，边吃边回家，小贩下场，孩子到家后肚子痛)M: Aiyo!……（两人躬着背进场）A: …….D: What’s wrong?M: I’ve a stomachache!A: Me too!D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?M: Yes. We had some candies just now.A: I had some too!D: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生气）M: But they look nice!A: And tastes good!M&A: Aiyo……D:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together and have a look!M&A: OK.Scene 4: (At the school gate)N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.(正走到校门口，发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩)P: Hey! You shouldn’t stay here, leave now!C: Let’s go home, let’s go home! (轻声并拉小贩)S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…C: You are telling a lie! I’m ver y dirty and unhealthy!M&A: Dad, it’s him! Aiyo…（指着小贩）D: He?(警察走过来问爸爸，朝小孩)P: What’s the matter with them?D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.S: Really? But I’ve never heard of it. And……P: Stop, stop!(打断小贩) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more.（非常严厉）S: OK. I know. (羞愧)C: Let’s go home. Let’s go home.Policeman(对小孩): Girls, please listen! Don’t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.D: Yes, he is r ight. And you shouldn’t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?M&A: OK, dad!P: Let’s take them to the hospital now.D: OK, Let’s go.N（出场）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon. What’s more, we also hope students themselves can be honest and all the salesmen can be honest as well。

《英语小品剧本：误会一场》场景一：公园长椅角色：Tom（汤姆）、Lily（莉莉）、Mike（迈克）（汤姆坐在公园的长椅上，手里拿着一本英语书，莉莉和迈克悄悄走近）Tom:（自言自语）这个单词怎么念来着？oh, it's "misunderstanding"。

Lily:（轻声对迈克说）你看，汤姆又在学英语了，咱们去逗逗他。

Mike: 好主意！（莉莉和迈克走到汤姆身边）Lily: 嘿，汤姆，你在学英语呢？我们来帮你练习练习吧！Tom: 哦，是你们啊，那太好了，我正愁没人陪我练习呢。

Mike: 那我们就开始吧！我先来一个句子。

Mike: "I saw a cat in the tree."Tom:（疑惑）嗯？树上怎么会有猫呢？是不是应该说成"I saw a bird in the tree."？Lily:（偷笑）汤姆，你太可爱了。

迈克说的是猫，不是鸟。

Tom:（尴尬）哦，原来是这样，那我来造一个句子吧。

Tom: "Yesterday, I went to the zoo and saw a lion."Mike:（故作惊讶）哇，汤姆，你昨天去动物园看到狮子了？太厉害了！Lily:（捂嘴笑）迈克，你别逗他了。

汤姆，你继续。

Lily:（调侃）汤姆，你该不会是说她喜欢吃苹果核吧？Tom:（苦笑）不是不是，我是说她喜欢吃苹果。

你们别逗我了，我都被你们弄晕了。

Mike: 哈哈，汤姆，我们就是想让你放松一下，不要太紧张。

其实你的英语进步很大，继续加油哦！场景二：咖啡店角色：Tom（汤姆）、Lily（莉莉）、Mike（迈克）、Sarah（莎拉）（汤姆、莉莉和迈克在咖啡店坐下，莎拉是服务员）Sarah: 欢迎光临，请问你们需要点些什么？Tom:（尝试用英语点单）I'd like a cup of coffee, please.Sarah:（微笑）Sure, would you like any sugar or milk with that?Tom:（犹豫）Uh, just a little sugar, thank you.Lily:（帮汤姆补充）And two pieces of cake, please. One chocolate and one strawberry.Sarah:（点头）Alright, one coffee with a little sugar, and two pieces of cake. Anything else?Mike:（开玩笑）Can we have a slice of the sky? I heardit's delicious.Sarah:（忍俊不禁）I'm afraid we're all out of sky today, sir. But we do have a nice view of it through the window.Tom:（笑）Mike, you're so funny. Thanks, Sarah.Lily: 汤姆，你刚才点单的表现很不错嘛！Mike:（提议）对了，我们不如来模拟一下日常对话，这样可以帮助汤姆更好地练习英语。

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第一幕（急诊室）场景：医生看报纸，护士站立，家属甲乙推车，病人呻吟，旁白举牌过^^家属甲：Anybody here? Help! Help!护士过来，量血压家属乙：Hurry up ! Hurry up! Do something ,please! Is he serious? 病人：oh don’t touc h me, I would die！护士：Be quiet ! Don’t move . Shut up !（量完血压）ok, I ‘ll call the doctor!(走到医生面前)，doctor ,the patient is coming!医生：（放下报纸，走过去，开始检查病人，病人叫）家属乙：（焦急状）Is he serious?医生： Be quiet ! Let me examine him! （检查完，回到桌子）you need to take some examinations.(开单)家属甲：Can you give some medicine to him, but not to take this examination? 医生：of course not!家属接单后做推车状，然后反身再做推车状，旁白举牌过，进入第二幕. 第二幕（检验室）家属甲：Anybody here? We need examinations.护士：what’s the matter? I see, pay for the check up first！家属甲，Can we take the examination first?护士：No money no examination!家属乙：（接过单子飞快跑下去，数秒后飞快跑回来，气喘嘘嘘状）Here you are! I have paid for it, please hurry up!护士：（走向检验，给单）Doctor!检验：（接单，拿好注射器，慢慢起身，慢慢走过去，举针做注射准备状）Don’t move!病人：Oh my god ! It’s terrible ! You’ll kill me !家属乙: (看着针头惊恐状)Are you sure you have to do this?检验：of course!(手横握针筒，作猛扎状！)病人惨叫????????家属乙：How long can we get the result?检验：(不耐烦状，回身摆手说)Go back to the emergence room and waitfor the result.家属气喘嘘嘘推车状，再反身推车，旁白举牌过，进入第三幕。

英语私人小品剧本六篇Little Red Riding Hood第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.第二场：在路上(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地答复)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eatGrandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）Little Red Riding Hood：（停顿跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks：Goodbye．第三场：Grandma家Grandma：（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。

英语小品剧本3篇英语小品剧本3一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了许多惊奇的事情。

烦人的女孩、孕妇、抢匪、不管事的警察，甚至还遇到了鬼。

CastErin Chang: RobberDebby Tsai: Police officerSerrin Lee: Betel nut girlAlec Zhao: Ghost studentLeo Lee: Taxi driverYi-ling Chen: Pregnant womanSummaryThis story talks about a poor taxi driver, Tommy, who meets many strange things in one day. First, he carries a Betel Nut Girl who wants to harass him. Second, a pregnant woman makes him feel nervous. Third, he carries a robber and meets a police officer who only manages traffic. At last, he carries a ghost student.Tommy: Hello, my name is Tommy. Serving you is my honor. Where would you like to go?Betel nut girl: Hi! Tommy. I〞m going to Chong-Shan North Road, please.Tommy: Ok, Chong-Shan North Road, no problem. Um? I remember there〞s only a Chong-Shan East Road. Miss, are you sure you〞re going to Chong-Shan North Road?Betel nut girl: Um, I〞m not sure. You just drive. Maybe I will remember where it is later.Betel nut girl: How old are you? Are you married? You〞re probably not married since you〞re so young. Do you have a girlfriend?Tommy: Um...miss, we are almost at Chong-Shan East Road. Do you want to have a look?Betel nut girl: Oh! Not here. By the way, don〞t you feel tired after driving all day long? Maybe I can help you relax.Tommy: What...what do you want to do? Take your hands off me or I〞ll scream!Betel nut girl: I did nothing! You just missed a nice chance. Stop the car, I want to get off.Tommy: (Relived) Great! The total is 155 dollars, Thank you.Betel nut girl: Um! Take it!Pregnant woman: Hey! Taxi!Pregnant woman: Thanks. You are real a very kind man.Tommy: Where are you going?Pregnant woman: Hospital, please.Tommy: You〞re going to the prenatal checkup, right? It must bevery tiring carrying a baby.Pregnant woman: Yeah. It〞s almost nine months.Tommy: Woo. Congratulations.Pregnant woman: Thank you.Pregnant woman: (screaming)Tommy: Are you ok?Pregnant woman: (screaming)Tommy: Is it time now? Are you going to deliver your baby now? I will drive as fast as I can. Stay down.Pregnant woman: (screaming)Tommy: We〞re almost there.Pregnant woman: (screaming)Tommy: Here we are.Pregnant woman: Are we at the hospital? Well, how much is it?Tommy: Aren〞t you going into labor?Pregnant woman: Me? Are you kidding? It〞s still a long time before the expected date of childbirth.Tommy: What? Well, what were you just doing?Pregnant woman: Oh, I was just practicing! This is my first time to have a baby, you know. Practice makes perfect! I need to be ready so it will go smoothly.Tommy: Practice! All right... well, the total is one hundred twentydollars.Tommy: This woman was so strange! I thought she was going to deliver the baby in my car!Robber: Get out of here, quickly!Tommy: A strange pregnant woman just got off my car and now here comes a robber.Tommy: Where do you want to go?Robber: Shut up! Just drive!Tommy: Hey...Hey. Be careful, there〞s no eye in bullets.Robber: Shut up! Just drive your car.Tommy: Ok! Ok! You are the boss.Robber: Hum...your gold necklace is very good looking. If it were on my neck, that would be nice.Tommy: Oh.. .. e on, don〞t do this to me. This is a fake one. I just try to look tough by wearing it.Robber: STOP nonsense!! Don〞t treat me like a fool, I warn you! I will shoot you!Tommy: OK! OK! Take it easy. My mouth is sealed.Robber: .... I don〞t want to do this ...really... but I have 6 brothers, 7 sisters and 8 kids to feed. I even have to sell chewing gums, raise pigs. The worse of all, my husband just got out of the jail...I really have no choice.Tommy: Don〞t be so sad.... Here is tissue.Robber: Thank you. Now give me your gold necklace! Hurry up! Do you want to eat bullets!!Tommy: But...but...but....Robber: Just hand it to me or I〞ll become a really bad guy!!Tommy: I don〞t want to die yet.The police: Beep~Beep~ stop the car.Tommy: OH! Thank God! I am safe now! Hey, cop, a robber wants to rob me and....Police officer: Show me your license and registration.Tommy: But...sir....I got a robber in my back....Police officer: I only watch out for traffic! The public security is not my business.Tommy: Not your business? But...Police officer: Here〞s your ticket. You were speeding.Tommy: But I got a robber in my car! She told me if I couldn〞t drive fast enough, she〞d shoot me.Police officer: And where is the robber?Tommy: Just right over....what!! She〞s gone; she was here just now....Police officer: See....your lie is stupid... Remember to take the ticket.Tommy: Sir! Sir!Tommy: I〞m so unlucky. Today is not my day! Oh, no! How did I come to this middle-of-nowhere? Someone〞s waving at me. Who would take a taxi in this strange place?Tommy: Hello! Serving you is my honor. Where do you want to go? Ghost student: To my home, please.Tommy: Um...can you say it more clearly? I don〞t know where your home is.Ghost student: Oh, my home is located on Ta-Du Mountain.Tommy: No problem. Um... it〞s an unusual place to live.Ghost student: Yes. It〞s very special. My ancestors all lived here.Tommy: Oh! You〞ve lived here for a long time, right?Ghost student: That〞s right.Tommy: Here we are, but I don〞t see any houses around. By the way, it〞s so dark here.Ghost student: Don〞t be so surprised. We〞re in the mountain.Tommy: Are you sure your home is here?Ghost student: Yes. How much is it?Tommy: Um...The total is 100 dollars.Ghost student: I only have a 500 dollars bill.Tommy: That〞s OK, I can give you change.Ghost student: There you go.Tommy: Um... What〞s this?Ghost student: Money.Tommy: But...where did he go? Oh, no!...This is...ghost money...(screaming)。

英语幽默短剧剧本篇一：两个英语幽默短剧剧本thepocketmoney零用钱scene1（atsalesman’shome）哎呀！现在是时候做糖果了。

（看表）first,puttheflouronthetable.然后，水，糖，面粉。

（说和做）nowpress,press……哦，我的脏手！没有关系！就这样！（漫不经心的表情）press,press……天哪！没有关系！就这样！press,press,thechildrenwillnotknowit,it’sok,hehehe……nowletmecutitintopieces!另一个白雪公主与七个小矮人snowwhiteandthesevendwarfs英文短剧本旁白：很久以前，有一位雪白王后，名叫谢哈达普雷蒂·多赫特纳米德。

孩子出生后不久，王后就走了。

女王嫁给了另一位女王。

这位继母非常嫉妒。

她整日整夜穿着雪白的衣服，强迫自己做家务，比如拖地、打扫地板、搬运水等等。

皇后：mirror,mirror,onthewall.whoisthefairestoftheall?魔镜：是的，陛下！我想你是天上掉下来的。

但这是一位年轻女士。

sheisaswhiteassnow，asredasroseandasblackasebony。

Sheismuchmore Beautifulthanyou。

皇后：sheismuchmorebeautifulthanme?whoisshe?tellmequickly.第二部分：搞笑英语戏剧剧本搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》有趣的七人剧本《西门吹雪》和《叶谷城》演员表：西门吹雪、叶孤城、花满楼、king、路人、上官雪儿旁白道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。

第一幕：攻打紫荆城之巅旁白：aquietvillageiscoveredwithwhitesnow.鸟儿在公园里跳舞。

amaniswalkingalongthestreet,stepbystep.另一种热系统管理方法。

英语小品幽默经典十则（一）成功法则Y oung doctor: Well, Dad, now that I'm hanging out my shingle, can you give me some rules for success? Father: Always write your prescriptions illegibly and your bills very plainly.年轻的医生：哦，爸，现在我都挂牌开诊了，你能给我些成功法则吗？父亲：总是把药方写的难以辨认，而账单却清清楚楚。

（二）She Didn’t Say AnythingA mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.The girl looked at her father and said, “It was Mom”。

“How do you know?” asked her father.“She didn’t say anything.”（三）I Have T urned It OverA woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! It’s too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?”The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and t hen said, “I don’t think it’s necessary. We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right?”（四）ImprovementOne student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?""Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."（四）进步一位学生对另一位说：“你的英语最近学的怎么样？”“很好，我过去不懂英国人说话，可现在是英国人不懂我的话了。

英语小品6人搞笑简短Scene: A living room. Six people are sitting around, talking.Person 1: So, I was thinking, we should do something fun this weekend.Person 2: Like what?Person 3: I know! We can go to the movies.Person 4: That's a great idea. What movie do you want to see?Person 5: I don't know. I'm not really in the mood for anything too serious.Person 6: Me neither. Let's see if there's anything funny playing.Person 1: Okay, I'll check the listings.(Person 1 gets up and goes to the computer.)。

Person 2: So, what do you think we should do after the movie?Person 3: We could go out to dinner.Person 4: That sounds good to me.Person 5: Me too.Person 6: Where should we go?Person 1: (Comes back from the computer.) There's a new comedy playing at the theater down the street. It looks pretty good.Person 2: That sounds like fun.Person 3: I'm in.Person 4: Me too.Person 5: Let's do it.Person 6: Great. I'll buy the tickets.(Everyone gets up and starts to leave.)。

8分钟英语小品剧本（共五则范文）第一篇：8分钟英语小品剧本Keep Away From The Net Bar场景：1、中午，一间网吧内乌烟瘴气，几台电脑正传出游戏的声音。

2、教室里摆着一张讲台，几张桌椅，一块活动黑板。

快放学了，老师正在讲评考卷，同学们在订正。

3.老师带领学生回网吧要书包4.教室里，老师公布新一次的成绩。

对T om 的进步作出表扬并倡导大家远离网吧。

剧中人物：T om，boss，Ms.Wu，student A B C…道具：几张桌椅，几台“电脑”，一张讲台，一块活动黑板，下课铃声，试卷Reporter：Scene1:This is a net bar.This room is full of smog and the noise of playing computer games.Now,it’s 12 o’clock.There’s still a lot of people sitting in front of the computers.Look,Tom is one of them.He is playing computer games carefully.Tom：（手指在键盘上跳跃，两眼注视着屏幕。

兴奋地说）Oh,yeah!I win!I'm the winner!Boss：（翘着脚坐在一旁。

）Hi,Little kid,time is up,you must stop.Tom：（边咳嗽，边揉揉眼睛，作疲劳状，顾不上回答。

）Wait a moment,boss,wait a moment.Let me play for a while.I'll win this game.Boss：Oh no.Unless you pay me more money.Tom：OK.OK.Please wait a minute,I'll pay you the money.（继续前全神贯注地玩着游戏。

英语搞笑短剧剧本(6角色)篇一：6人英语小品短话剧剧本6人英语小品短话剧剧本A(衣衫褴褛）b（衣着光鲜）c小花D小草e椅子F新闻记者b坐在e上吃东西，A一乞丐上前A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。

b：（厌恶）让开，让开。

（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到e上头了）A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的b）b：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了）c：他真愚蠢啊D：是啊是啊（D点头附和）A：可??先生??您听我说??（仍拉着b衣服的后摆）b：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼）c：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？e：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~D：是啊是啊与此同时A与b还在纠缠，这时e终于隐忍不住爆发了。

e：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。

A与b同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子e，吓昏过去了。

这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。

于是F就报道了这一事件。

F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。

b：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。

F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲??F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。

是吗，椅子？e：是啊，是啊（e傻傻地拼命点头）c：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。

D：谁让这是一个童话呢??为了配合马可的英文翻译，所以台词能简单就简单啦。

下面是马可的英文翻译。

A:sir,sir,pleasegivemeapieceofbread.thankyou,sir.I'mhungrytodie.b:getaway,getaway,dirtyman.A:sir,sir!!b:runaway,pleaserunaway.Ihavenofood,andIdon'thavemoney,either.c:hey,xiaoD,heissofoolish,isn'the?D:yes,yes.A:but....sir....pleaselistentome.....b:wa,whyareyousodisgusting!!c:hey,chair,doyoufeelthemansatonyouamomentagoisverystupid.e:ai,prettyflower,doyouknow,menarealwaysverysilly.D:yes,yes!!e:sir!youlostyourwallet!can'tyoubemoreclever?F:goodmorning,everybody.I'majonistF.TodayIsawaveryweirdthing--achair openhermouth,andtwomenarefrightenedtofaint.now,Iwillintenviewthetwo nozzyman.b:wo,mygod,wo,my,mum.F:I'msorrytotellyouthismanhasbeenmad.weneedn'ttakenoticeofhim.letmei nterviewtheotherman,hello,man,canyoutellmenwhydidn'tyoutellhimhelost hiswallet?A:I'msorry,Idon'tknowhowtospeak"钱包"inenglish......F:dearaudience,throughthisthingwecanlearnthathowimprotantitistomaster yaforeignlanguage,andhowlagrethemoneyaffectus.isthatallright,chair? e:yes,yes.（本文来自天空剧本网）c:ai,menissosilly.D:don'tbelieveus,itisjustafairlytale.篇二：很好的6人英语短剧剧本很好的6人英语短剧剧本。

英语小品简短4人1.四人英语小品带翻译简单明了龟兔赛跑（Hareandtortoise）Bird:Friends,friends,comehereandhavealook.（伙伴们，伙伴们，快来看啊！）Thehareandthetortoisewillhaveamatchagain.（小兔和乌龟又要比赛了。

）Monkey:Thehareandthetortoisewillhaveamatch？（小兔和乌龟又要比赛了？）Didn'tthehareloselastyear?Whydothatagain？（小兔不是输了吗？怎么还要比呀？）Bird:Yes,theharelostthematchlastyear,andhermotherwastooangr ytoeatanythingintwodays.（是的，小兔去年输了，兔妈妈气得两天没吃任何东西。

）Motherhareorderthemtohaveamatchagainthisyear.（兔妈妈命令他们今年再比一次。

）Monkey:Oh,soitis.（原来是这样。

）Together:(Music)。

!Monkey:Everybody,thematchbegins.（各就各位，比赛开始了。

）I'mthereferee.（我是裁判）Hareandtortoise,ready？（小兔乌龟，准备好了吗？）Motherhare:Honey!Honey!Comeon！（亲爱的！亲爱的！快过来！）Havesomecoffee.（喝些咖啡。

）Hare:Mom,oh,Ican'tdrinkitall.（妈妈，哦，我喝不下了。

）Motherhare:Itcanhelpyoukeepalertontheway.（它可以让你精精神神的。

）Mylittledear!Drinkitquickly！（亲爱的！快点喝了它！）Monkey:Motherhare,thematchisgoingtobegin.（兔妈妈，比赛要开始了。

英语搞笑话剧剧本
篇一：搞笑小学英语小品剧本搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》人物：农夫，兔子，兔子，大树。

农夫：’（稍停顿）[走两步]（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷],~~~~,’！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]！——250！!3!——(夸张低沉地)!…[不经意地掏出一个苹果],[扔掉苹果]’![从怀里掏出痒痒挠]’？痒痒挠？~~!!’——锄头~！！[看下表]！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作]树：’!!![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]![跳四小天鹅]?![引导观众看兔子)。

树站回后台]兔子：,’’[农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]农夫：（惊喜地）！[扔掉痒痒挠]！[偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走][农夫跟在兔子后面。

两个人走啊走。

兔子突然回头。

农夫假装看手表。

两人继续走。

兔子回头。

农夫假装看天气。

两人继续走。

兔子回头。

农夫假装打手机。

两人继续走，兔子回头。

这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。

]兔子：~!（吓一跳）?农夫：…！!兔子：~~~~~~[兔子跑，躲到树后面，农夫追到树前]农夫：~?![农夫开了一枪“砰”(配音)。

兔子在树后惊慌躲闪，没被打到。

树做出受伤中弹状。

农夫又开枪，同上。

农夫开始加快频率，火力密集地开枪。

兔子开始时惊慌躲闪，躲着躲着跳起舞来。