正义必胜(搞笑)

幽默有气势的口号
1. “咱就是说，怕啥呀！勇往直前，没在怕的！”例子：咱遇到困难，难道要退缩吗？当然不！咱就得像勇士一样冲上去！
2. “嘿，可别小瞧自己，咱能行，绝对杠杠的！”例子：你说你做不到？嘿，别开玩笑了，加把劲呀！
3. “哇塞，咱要霸气出场，让世界都震惊！”例子：当别人还在犹豫，咱是不是就得哇塞一声冲在前头！
4. “嘿呀，咱就是那无敌的存在，谁敢来战！”例子：遇到挑战怕什么，嘿呀，咱直接迎上去！
5. “哟呵，有啥难的，咱分分钟搞定！”例子：这点小事，哟呵，还能难倒咱？
6. “哈哈，咱要笑得最响亮，活得最精彩！”例子：别人都愁眉苦脸，咱就得哈哈笑着面对一切！
7. “哎呀妈呀，咱就是这么牛，不服来辩！”例子：有人不信咱牛？哎呀妈呀，那就来比比看！
8. “嘿，咱一路向前冲，啥也挡不住！”例子：有障碍又怎样，嘿，咱直接撞开！
9. “哇哦，咱的气势无人能敌，就是这么拽！”例子：别人都弱爆了，哇哦，咱才是王者！
10. “嘿嘿，咱就是那最闪亮的星，照亮全场！”例子：在人群中，咱是不是就得嘿嘿地发光发亮！
我的观点结论：这些口号就是要让人充满自信和勇气，用幽默又有气势的方式面对生活中的一切，让人热血沸腾，忍不住想要行动起来！。

不洗牌挑战赛赢了文案搞笑句子
恭喜您获得不洗牌挑战赛的胜利！让我们来为您准备一些搞笑的句子：
1. “不洗牌，就是我和运气拼命的时候！”
2. “我参加了不洗牌挑战赛，坐等牌运来拥抱我！”
3. “我不仅要赢这场不洗牌挑战，还要帮牌洗点头发，让它们更顺滑！”
4. “牌桌上的牌，都亲眼见证了我的无敌不洗牌技术！”
5. “我不是职业选手，但在不洗牌挑战中，我是无敌的！”
6. “不洗牌，顺手牵‘欢’，笑傲赢家！”
7. “牌啊，有缘不洗，无缘转弯！”
8. “不洗牌，就是为了让它们再多一点时间去思考如何被我打败！”
9. “参加不洗牌挑战赛，我只能说，运气和技巧兼得！”
10. “不洗牌，牌神魂穿，胜利必然属于我！”
希望这些搞笑句子可以为您的胜利增添一些欢乐！记得享受游戏的乐趣哦！。

JusticeIsTheWinner(正义必胜)人物介绍XUEDEDONG(薛德栋):SpeakerXUJING(徐静);MumXUCHUNCHENG(徐春成):SonGAOPENG(高鹏):DongRinaTUXIAOJUN(涂孝军):Smallgangster(小流氓)SHITAO(师涛):Biggangster(大流氓)——————————————————————————–SCENEI（场景一）.一位母亲在客厅里做运动时，电话铃响了。

而她的儿子现在在学校。

徐静:Hello~（你好）涂孝军:(Agirliscrying.)Ha!Ifyouwanttosaveyourkid,preparetheransom.（一个女孩哭了。

）哈！你的孩子就在这里。

你听到他的声音如果你想保存你的孩子，准备赎金。

徐静:AreyoucrazyIdon’thavea daughter!!!Don’!你疯了吗我没有女儿！不要试图欺骗我。

愚蠢的家伙！…thephoneisringingagain…这位母亲很生气，挂了电话。

但后来...电话响起来了...徐静:Hello~你好？涂孝军:Hello~Areyoubusynow你好你忙吗？徐静:(Irecognizethevoice.)Youareafraud,rightDoyouwanttotrickmeagainIsitfu nDon’tdosuchaboringthing,.Iwon’tbelieveyou.（我认识的声音。

）你是一个骗子，对不对你要欺骗我这好玩吗不要做这种无聊的事，.我不会相信你。

涂孝军:ReallyListentothis.(Aboy iscryingonthephone,”徐静,helpme~helpme~)真的吗听到这些话。

（一个男孩在电话中哭了，“妈妈，帮我帮我）徐静:Oh~’tfallintoyourtraptorobmeofmymoney!Ifyoucallagain,(Hangupthephon emoreangrier.)哦你是一个好演员。

Posts Tagged 搞笑剧本《正义必胜》英语话剧剧本5人短剧。

搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的绑架案，不错的剧本。

人物Bunny Cheng: Bunny ChenEliza Lin: DaughterCeline Tu: Reporter et AsideSano Hsieh: Small gangster(小流氓)Trent Cheng: Big gangster(大流氓)——————————————————————————–SCENE IA mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ringing. And her daughter is in the school now.Mom: Hello~Caller: (A boy is crying.) Ha! Your kid is here. Do you hear his voice? If you want to save your kid, prepare the ransom.Mom: Are you crazy? I don’t have a son Don’t try to cheat me. Stupid guy!The mother is very angry and hung up the phone. But later… the phone is ringing again…Mom: Hello~Caller: Hello~ Are you busy now?Mom: (I recognize the voice.) You are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is it fun? Don’t do such a boring thing, O.K.? I won’t believe you.Caller: Really? Listen to this.(A girl is crying on the phone, ”mom, help me~ help me~) Mom: Oh~ you are a good actor. This time is better but I still won’t fall into your trap to rob me of my money! If you call again, I will call the cop. Do you understand? (Hang up the phone more angrier.)But the voice sounds like her dau ghter’s and the mom is not disturbed. She decides to go to the elementary school to see her daughter. The mom got there…Mom: Eliza~Eliza: Mom~ why you are here? Are you missing me? Do you come here to pick me up?Mom: Ya~ are you ha ppy in the school? Let’s go home. I want to tell you something on the way home.Mom tells Eliza about the phone scam and wants her to be careful from now on.SCENE IIBecause the mother didn’t believe the two gangsters really kidnapped her kid, the gangs ters were furious. So they decided to kidnap her daughter this time.The gangsters have found the school her daughter studies in, and observed for many days. Today is the day they plan to kidnap the child.The big gangster always focuses on what he’s doing but the small gangster is usually absent-minded.Big gangster: Hey! Concentrate!! (The big gangster hit the small gangster’s head)Small gangster: Ouch! O.K. O.K.At this moment, the girl appears.Small gangster: (Check the picture.) Hey!! Buddy!! Look! Is that her?Big gangster: Ha! Ha! Ha! It’s hunting time.Small gangster: I’m so excited!! Oh~ what a beautiful girl. Just like a fairy. My sweetheart… Buddy do you know? I feel that I get butterflies in my stomach!Big gangster: (Hitting the sm all gangster’s head again.) Hey! Wake up!! Stop day-dreaming. Let’s make a move!Small gangster: Oh~ my baby~ I’m coming!!Big gangster: Hey!! Lady!! Can you do me a favor?Eliza: Sure! What can I do for you?Small gangster: (Murmuring) This beautiful lady has a beautiful heart.Big gangster: Sorry. Ignore what he said.Eliza: Never mind!Big gangster: Thanks! I want to go to Tunghai University. Do you know how can I get there? Eliza: Oh… you sh ould go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.Big gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, turn right and we will see a supermarket at the end of the street. And…Eliza: No! No! No! Go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.Small gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, then turn left and go straight to the end of the street, then we can see the university.Eliza: Oh, my! No! Wrong again! You two are really a stupid guy.Big gangster: It’s too complex. I can’t remember all the directions. I’m a foreigner. And I have an important presentation there. Could you go with us, guide us there? Please~Eliza was confused. But she is a kind person and she likes to help people.Eliza: Umm… let me think… okay!! Let’s go!Small gangster: How kind of you!! My little girl.Big gangster: Sorry. Just ignore him. Thank for your help.Eliza goes with the gangsters.In the gangsters’ car, the small gangster suddenly shows a sharp knife. And shouts, “Don’t move!” Eliza is shocked and starts screaming.Eliza: What are you doing?Small gangster: I’m kidnapping you!Eliza: Oh~ I am so scared.Small gangster: (Talk to the big gangster.) Did you hear that, she is scared?Big gangster: Ya~ we are professional.Eliza: Not funny! I’m hungry. I want to go home! I want to go home!Small gangster: Shut up. Don’t be so noisy!Eliza keeps crying.Small gangster: You! Get out of the car!Big gangster: (Hit the small gangster angrily!) Idiot! I have a stupid partner. (Disappointed) Eliza: I agree! (Nod head.)Big gangster: Don’t cry baby, I give you a lollipop.Eliza: Thank you. How kind of you.SCENE IIIMother is preparing dinner.Mom: Eliza! Eliza! Time for dinner! I’m hungry! Hurry up!No one answers her. And she realizes there is something wrong.Mom: Eliza, where are you? Don’t play hide and seek with me! It’s not funny. I’m h ungry.As the mother is finding her daughter, the phone rings.Mom: Hello~ this is Anderson. I’m busy finding my daughter. Don’t bother me!Big gangster: Are you finding your daughter? Ha! Ha! Ha… she is right here.Mom: Good job! Tell her it’s time for dinner. I’m hungry!Big gangster: Hey! You are clueless. I have already kidnapped your daughter, Eliza Anderson!Mom: Hey! Buddy! Don’t trick me!Big gangster: Sure! Listen! (The gangster takes the phone to Eliza.)Eliza: Hello! Mom! I’m here! They are so kind. They gave me a lollipop. The gangster takes the phone away.Big gangster: Do you believe me now? If you want your daughter to come back for dinner. You have to prepare the ransom of NT $ 20,000,000.Mom: Too expensive! 20% off.Big gangster: Are you buying clothes?Mom: Bargain is my hobby.Big gangster: No negotiation you should bring the ransom to Tunghai Lake at 8:00 pm. And remembe r don’t call the cop. Or you will find your daughter in the lake.Mom: O.K. See you then!At Tunghai Lake. The gangsters and Eliza are baking fish from the lake because they are hungry. At this time, the mother is coming.Mom: Ha! (Mom shouts.)The gangsters and Eliza are shocked. And the small gangster’s fish is falling down on the floor. Small gangster: Oh,! My fish! Who’s there?Mom: It’s me, Bunny Anderson, Eliza’s mother, Anderson’s wife. Where is my daughter? Release my daughter.Eliza: Hi! Mom, I’m here. Do you want to come here to eat fish?Big gangster: Where is the ransom?Mom: Release my daughter first!Big gangster: Give me the ransom first!Mom: No way!And the battle begins.Mom: Justice is always the winner.Eliza: Oh~ Yeah! Mom, you win!Celine: Ha! I got it! I got it! A new…… headline.Celine: I am at Tunghai Lake. Earlier, there was a violent fighting. A watermelon knife V.S. A B.B.Q. fork. According to the witnesses, a mother fought with the gangsters for her daughter. And the mother won. Now, let’s interview the persons involved. Celine: Do you feel regretful? Do you feel sorry to this society?Small gangster: I……Celine: I…… I know. You are very sorry and regretful. How about you? (Turn to the big gangster.)Big gangster: None of your business. (Run to the wall.) Leave me alone.Eliza: Me! Me!Celine: What do you want to say?Eliza: Uh…My mom is so cool. She came to save me!Mom: My turn. My turn.Celine: O.K. O.K. What do you want to say after winning the fight?Mom: Well……Celine: Well, you are very happy and proud of yourself to be the winner in the battle. Mom: Yes. And the gangsters…Celine: Oh, the gangsters are very stupid and silly.Mom: Right. And they…Celine: They want to trick you, but…Mom: But… enough. I’m hu ngry. I want to go home with my daughter.Celine: Next time, if you receive a phone call from a scam artist, here are the things you can do to avoid being tricked. First, stay clam and be skeptical about it. The caller hopes to fool you with a moving story, causing you to forget your good judgment. A little doubt can protect you. Second, verify the story. Call the organization to make sure the story is true. Third, report it to the police. And don’t deal with the villains on your own. One phone call wi ll often expose a trap quickly. However, to tell the truth, the mother is really very brave. She is my idol. I want to keep her sign. This is reporter Celine reporting from Tunghia Lake for TVAS.《出租车司机》英语话剧剧本一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的事情。

2023搞笑的口号2023搞笑的口号11、恒心无愧组：你争我辩，争辩课堂精彩。

你说我论，论说课堂真谛。

2、无限组：拥有一颗上进的心，才能取得成功！3、组名：篮球人，团队口号：篮球人加油看起来朴实，但竟显大气与霸气，还捎带和谐。

4、组名：跃起动力，团队口号：让激情在动力中飞跃现在。

5、火焰号：众人拾柴火焰高！6、组名：菜鸟，团队口号：菜鸟，菜鸟，我不吊谁吊？7、组名：还击营，团队口号：还我奖杯，击溃敌队，营养均衡8、组名：新秀团队（销售团队），团队口号：新秀团队！永远引航时代最前端！9、结果组：你有需求，我有结果。

10、奋进小组：奋发向上，享受成功。

11、组名：美特斯邦威，团队口号：不出寻常单。

12、奇思妙想组：精彩课堂，由我展现；快乐人生，由我把握。

13、奋斗组：插上两只梦想的翅膀，飞向智慧的天堂！14、组名：组名：风之彩，团队口号：尽展青春炫彩。

15、组名：秃鸡队，团队口号：消灭铁公鸡。

16、飞翔小组：智勇双全，我心飞翔。

17、组名：__（销售团队），团队口号：团结一致，再创佳绩！18、开拓进取组：自主是课堂之本，活跃是课堂之魂。

19、奋进号：奋发向上，享受成功！20、希望腾飞组：探索使人聪明，合作使人快乐，展示使人自信。

21、奋起上进组：在动态中探索，在快乐中求知，在情感中展现。

22、组名：火热队，团队口号：加油火热，火热加油，手感火热，热情火热！加油火热，火热加油，气氛火热，比赛火热！23、希望小组：勇往直前，走向明天！24、梦想组：有梦想就有希望！25、缤纷小组：学习着，并快乐着，秀出缤纷的自己。

26、组名：__（销售团队），团队口号：大踏步，大发展；人有多大劲，地有多大产。

27、超越小组：超越梦想，追求希望，畅想未来，神采飞扬，团结一心，我组最棒！28、组名：给力，团队口号：给力，给力，勇往直前！给力，给力，冲破无限！29、聪明小组：聪明第一，学习第一！30、星梦小组：点燃星星之火，扬起梦想风帆。

锦旗搞笑文案1、物业公司，小区业主送你们一面锦旗，感谢你们干啥啥不行，管啥啥不管。

2、妙手仁医，猫岛福音3、福如东海老王八，寿比南山大石头4、坚持梦想，力求实现！5、优秀教练，良师益友6、⒋兽星：猪你生日非常狠地快乐，祝贺你又长了一年的皱纹了啦。

离满脸褶子又近了一步啦。

7、技术精湛，逢考必过8、这个咕咕咕咕没有看懂是什么意思。

9、秒手回春，救死扶伤。

10、升职了，开心摆上桌，烦恼躲一躲；欢心漾脸上，困难一杯喝；知心写未来，协力共拼搏。

11、送驾校教练锦旗的幽默句子有很多，比如：12、医术高超，真正解决患者疾苦。

13、⒈寿星佬，我祝你所有的希望都能如愿，所有的梦想都能实现，所有的等候都能出现，所有的付出都能兑现。

14、中国驾校好教练，维护师者新形象。

15、教练楷模，真诚付出16、希望你能感受到我最真诚的谢意……早就想感谢你，但是一直不好意思说出口，给您发条短信感谢你。

17、治痔大王，医德高尚。

18、医德医风，手到病除，妙少回春，使人民健康幸福。

19、积极乐观，充满希望！发挥潜能，勇往直前！20、上联：油门刹车带离合，下联：教我考试谢谢啊，横批：感谢教练21、奋力前行，努力拼搏！22、汪汪汪汪”23、爱生如子，德才兼顾24、⒌在你生日来临之即，祝你百事可乐，万事芬达，天天哇哈哈，月月乐百事，年年高乐高，心情似雪碧，永远都醒目。

25、越辩越糊涂，无罪变有罪。

在锦旗上写上这两句，然后送给律师，估计律师会哭笑不得，并且大概率也不会挂。

人后找律师辩护都想无过无罪或从轻。

如果律师水平不行，那真是搞笑了。

26、福如东海深是水，寿比南山高过山！27、有你们的付出，有民众的温暖。

28、无畏挑战，勇闯高峰！谱写辉煌，实现梦想！29、标语如下，为民解危，爱的奉献。

30、精湛医术保健康，高尚医德为患者。

团队口号比较霸气搞笑
当你想要一个既霸气又搞笑的团队口号时，以下是一些可以考虑的选项：
1. "我们来了，世界颤抖吧！"
2. "笑着战斗，搞笑征服！"
3. "我们的团队，搞笑出众！"
4. "无所畏惧，笑傲江湖！"
5. "笑着前行，无敌到底！"
6. "搞笑是我们的武器，胜利是我们的目标！"
7. "团队笑容，战胜一切！"
8. "搞笑团队，征服世界！"
9. "我们的口号是笑，我们的力量无穷！"
10. "搞笑大军，无敌天下！"
希望这些选项能满足你的需求！如果有其他问题，请继续提问。

打牌赢的幽默句子
1.输得干脆，我也很洒脱，就当是输掉了一个亿，再也不玩了。

2.最难的是打着打着就睡着了，梦里梦见你回来了。

3.别人打牌我看棋，别人打牌我看牌。

4.你有一万种样子让我选，我有一万种眼神让你选。

5.打麻将就是要胡牌，输牌也要打的潇洒。

6.输了就是输了，不要找理由来掩饰，因为输钱不是目的。

7.只要有机会，不管多晚都会打麻将的人一定很男人。

8.别看我只喝白的不喝啤的，但如果你让我喝啤酒我也会把它灌醉的。

9.别跟我开玩笑，我真怕你把牌给打出去。

10.有一种男人从来不会说“不”，有一种女人从来不会问“能不能”。

11.打牌可以输钱但不能赖账，可以输光但不能输掉尊严。

12.最讨厌你赢了我却装做不在乎，最讨厌你赢了我却装做没看见。

13.打麻将要和厉害的人打才有安全感！
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14.一个人打牌从来不叫人，说明这个人非常的内向或者是非常的自私。

15.打麻将能让我们忘记忧愁和烦恼，也是我们的生活必须品！
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关于正义的搞笑文案
正义是一种超级英雄，总是穿着紧身衣，但其实最需要的是一
条宽松裤子。

正义是一种超级能力，可以让你在公交车上让座给老人，同时还能躲过上司的眼睛。

正义是一种超级武器，可以让你在
超市排队时不插队，同时还能让你的朋友帮你搬家。

正义是一种超
级魔法，可以让你在吃饭时不挑食，同时还能让你在考试时不作弊。

正义是一种超级精神，可以让你在困难时不放弃，同时还能让你在
成功时保持谦逊。

正义，有时候，也可以是一种超级搞笑的东西，
因为它总是在我们生活中默默发挥作用，让我们的世界变得更加美
好和有趣。

硬汉云集血性正义幽默句子1. 男子汉就该用力一拳，不该抱怨拳头疼。

2. 笑话说得再白痴，真硬汉也能笑得肚子疼。

3. 早起不是懦夫，而是铁血硬汉；晚睡不是豪杰，却是幽默天才。

4. 驾着摩托车的硬汉，戴着墨镜，就算下雨也不会慌，因为他知道，凡是淋湿的都会变得更帅。

5. 当别人问我是不是又减肥失败了，我很男人地回答：“没有，只是把脑子换了个位置罢了。

”6. 看到我一米八的身高，有人问我是不是篮球少年，我笑答：“不，我是骑马少年。

”7. 我告诉小偷，你选择的时间点真是太巧了，只要早五分钟，我就回家了，那你就能趁机逃走了。

8. 去健身房锻炼的硬汉，不仅腰板挺直，而且心境愉悦，因为他们知道，拥有好脸蛋和好身材，完全可以让众人心情一致好。

9. 处理问题的硬汉，从不眉头一皱，因为他们相信，只要眉头一皱，问题就会变得更复杂。

10. 在满地骨碌的人群中，好汉选择了前滚翻，因为他们知道，不留下惊艳的刻印就等于没有来过。

11. 看到花美不美，硬汉写了“美”字，因为他相信，花就是美的。

12. 有人说我嘴巴大，我微微一笑：“大一定比小快，我笑得快。

”13. 硬汉说话一针见血，他们相信，一字值千金，因为他们自己很能掏钱。

14. 找硬汉表扬的话，一定要短小精悍，据说马云就只说了一个字：“酷！”15. 我告诉别人，我是铁打的浪漫，朋友们都笑我，说“铁打的浪漫只有在电影里才有。

”我笑答：“没有电影，我就是电影。

”16. 在我面前，别人谈恋爱，我要跳起翻跟头，因为我是硬汉，而硬汉的跟头可以翻动爱情的方向。

17. 看着摔在地上的人，有人说，那家伙腿真软。

我摇摇头：“不是软，是不会缩。

”18. 硬汉给人的印象就像天空中的星星，一闪一闪亮晶晶，虽然身上沾满了泥巴，但却破晓前依然闪亮。

19. 硬汉的微笑是最性感的，尤其是在笑容后面隐藏的那抹英勇和冷漠。

20. 有人说我用力打他，打得又疼又硬。

我笑着说：“哪有用力打人不疼的？”。