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第一季8集: The Grasshopper Experiment----(小人物实验)
-Sheldon：Damn you, ! 去死吧，隐蔽钱包网。s
-Leonard：Problem 有麻烦了
-Sheldon：The online description was completely
网站上的介绍完全是在误导人。
misleading.
They said eight slots, plus removable ID. 他们说有8个夹层外加一个抽取式证件存放层。 To any rational person, that would mean room for nine
这对任何正常人都意味着能放9张卡，
cards,
but they don't tell you, 但他们不告诉你，
the removable ID takes up one slot. 证件存放层要放在1个夹层里。
It's a nightmare! 真是场恶梦！
-Leonard：Okay, now, do you really need 好吧，但你真会用到那张
the Honorary Justice League of America membership card 美国正义联盟荣誉会员卡吗
-Sheldon：It's been in every wallet I've owned since
我从5岁起就一直保持卡不离钱包了。
I was five.
-Leonard：Why 为什么？
-Sheldon：It says "Keep this on your person at all
这上面说"任何时候都要随身携带"。 times."
It's right here under Batman's signature. 就在这儿，蝙蝠侠签名的下面。
-Raj：...and this is Leonard and Sheldon's apartment. ...这里是Leonard和Sheldon的公寓。
-Howard：Guess whose parents just got broadband. 猜猜谁的父母刚装了宽带。
-Raj：Leonard, may I present, live from New Delhi, Leonard请允许我引见来自新德里的现场直播， Dr. and Mrs. V. M. Koothrappali. V.M.Koothrappali博士及其夫人。
-Raj’s father: Tilt up the camera up! 把摄像头往上抬！
I'm looking at his crotch. 我正看着他的裤裆呢。
-Raj：Sorry, Papa. 对不起爸爸。
-Raj’s father: Oh, that's much better. Hi. 这样好多了，嗨。
-Raj：And over here is Sheldon. 这边就是Sheldon。
-Raj：He lives with Leonard. 他和Leonard住一起。
-Raj’s mother：Oh, that's nice. 哦，真不错。
Like Haroon and Tanvir. 就像Haroon和Tanvir。
-Raj：No, no. Not like Haroon and Tanvir. 不，不，不像Haroon和Tanvir。
-Raj’s mother：Such sweet young men. 多么可爱的一对年轻人。
They just adopted the cutest little Punjabi baby. 他们刚领养了个超可爱的旁遮普小孩。
-Leonard：No, we're not like Haroon and Tanvir. 不，我们不像Haroon和Tanvir。
-Raj’s father: So, are you boys academics like our
你们和我儿子一样都是学术派吗？
son
-Leonard and Sheldon：Yes. 是的。
-Raj’s father: And your parents are comfortable with
你们父母对你们有限的赚钱能力满意吗？
your limited earning potential
-Sheldon：Oh, yes 满意。
-Leonard：Not at all. 一点儿也不满意。
-Raj：Papa, please. Don't start. 爸爸求你别说这个了。
-Raj’s father: It was just a question. 只是问问而已。
He's so sensitive. 他真敏感。
-Raj：Okay, that's my life. That's my friends. 好了，这就是我的生活和我的朋友。
Good to see you. Say good-bye. 很高兴见到你，说再见吧。
-Leonard and Sheldon：Bye-Bye. 拜拜。
-Raj’s father: Wait! Wait! 等等，等等！
Before you go, we have good news. 在走之前我还有个好消息。
Put the computer down and gather your friends. 把电脑放下让你的朋友们都过来。
-Raj：What is it, Papa 什么事？爸...
