生活大爆炸_第一季_剧本台词_中英文对照1-8

s01e02 The Big Bran Hypothesis1.普通级词汇dolly：n. 小轮搬运车,手推车fulcrum：n.(杠杆的)支点,支轴vortex：n. 漩涡,旋风entropy：n. 熵transvestite：n. 易装癖者immaculate：adj. 无缺点的,无瑕疵的evening gown：n. (通常带有拖地长裙的)女夜礼服insomnia：n.失眠unorthodox：adj. 非传统的,异端的sinus：n. 鼻窦sleep apnea：睡眠时呼吸暂停otolaryngologist：n. 耳鼻喉科医师proctologist：n. 直肠科医师pelvis：n. 骨盘Intoxicating：adj. 醉人的,使人兴奋的dowels：n.木钉,暗销infrared repeater：n. 红外线中继器photocell：n. 光电池aquarium pump：n. 潜水泵drip tray：n. 除霜水盘sluice：n. 水闸overflow reservoir：n. 蓄水池,储液器heat sink：n. 散热片junkyard：n. 废品旧货栈oxyacetylene torch：n. 氧乙炔炬2.爆炸级词汇Lois Lane：超人前女友Green Lantern：绿灯侠Mandelbrot set of complex numbers：芒德勃罗（Beno?t Mandelbrot，1924-），波兰几何学家，分形理论创始人。

Mandelbrot集又被称为“数学恐龙”，对每一个C，让z0=0代入迭代式：f(z) = z*z + C,经足够多次迭代后函数值不扩散，这样的C所组成的集合为M集。

M集被认为是数学上最为复杂、最美丽的集合之一。

Oppenheimer：奥本海默,1945年带领“曼哈顿计划”洛斯·阿拉莫斯实验室全体科学家成功研制出世界上第一枚原子弹3.爆炸级食品pad thai：泰式炒面Vienna sausages：维也纳香肠Honey Puffs：一种低纤维麦片Big Bran：一种含有糠麸的高纤维麦片4.精选语录Raj: Are there any chopsticks?Sheldon: You don't need chopsticks. This is Thai food. Leonard: Here we go.Sheldon: Thailand has had the fork since the latter half of the 19th century. Interestingly they don't put the fork in their mouth, they use it toput the food on a spoon, which then goes into their mouth.Leonard: Ask him for a napkin, I dare you.听谢博士讲泰国餐具Leonard: Penny, wait.Penny: Yeah?Leonard: Um... If you don't have any other plans, do you want to join us for Thai food and a Superman movie marathon?Penny: A marathon? Wow, how many Superman movies are there?Sheldon: You're kidding, right?Penny: Yeah, I do like the one where Lois Lane falls from the helicopter and Superman swooshes down and catches her. Which one was that?All guys: One.我只看过超人一Sheldon: You realize that scene was rife with scientific inaccuracy.Penny: Yes, I know, men can't fly.Sheldon: No, no. Let's assume that they can. Hmm. Lois Lane is falling, accelerating at an initial rate of 32 feet per second per second. Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel. Miss Lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles an hour, hits them and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces. Leonard: Unless Superman matches her speed and decelerates.Sheldon: In what space, sir? In what space? She's 2 feet above the ground. Yeah, frankly, if he really loved her, he'd let her hit the pavement. It'd be a more merciful death.钢铁手臂三段式Leonard: I guess we'll just bring it up ourselves. Sheldon: I hardly think so.Leonard: Why not?Sheldon: Well, we don't have a dolly or lifting belts or any measurable upper-body strength.Leonard: We don't need strength. We're physicists. We are the intellectual descendants of Archimedes. Give me a fulcrum and a lever and I can move the Earth. It's just a matter... I don't have this. I don't have this! I don't have this.Sheldon: Archimedes would be so proud.阿基米德的后代们Leonard: I'm not surprised. A well-known folk cure for insomnia is to break in your neighbor's apartment and clean.Sheldon: Sarcasm?Leonard: You think?Sheldon: Granted, my methods may have been somewhat unorthodox, but I think the end result will be a measurable enhancement to Penny's quality of life. Leonard: You know what, you convinced me. Maybe tonight we should sneak in and shampoo her carpet. Sheldon: You don't think that crosses a line?Leonard: Yes. For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth? Sheldon: You have a sarcasm sign?Leonard: No, I do not have a sarcasm sign.讽刺？Leonard: Uh. Here's the thing: ,Penny, just as Oppenheimer came to regret his contributions to the first atomic bomb, so too I regret my participation in what was, at the very least, an error in judgment. The hallmark of the great human experiment is the willingness to recognize one's mistakes. Some mistakes, such as Madam Curie's discovery of radium, turned out to have great scientific potential, even though she would later die a slow, painful death from radiation poisoning. Another example, from the field of Ebola research...Leonard的科学道歉5.地道表达swoop down：猛扑下straighten up：整理,整顿get out of your hair：不打扰了，get in one's hair 打扰某人per se：本质上,本身1. 普通级词汇frosty：adj. 下霜的,严寒的,冷淡的goblin：n. 恶鬼,小妖精prehensile：adj. 能抓住的，可握住的goggle：n. 护目镜pheromones：n.外激素spittle：n. 口水,唾液arousal：n. 激励,鼓励,唤醒asthma：n. 哮喘feline：adj. 猫科的n. 猫,猫科动物calicos：n. 白棉布,印花布cuddly：adj. 抱着很舒服地chisel：n. 凿子crescent shaped：新月形的Colonoscopy：n. 结肠镜检查chafing：n. [医]皮炎concussion：n. 脑震荡2.爆炸级词汇Azeroth：魔兽世界（WOW）里的艾泽拉斯oxygen iodine laser：氧碘化学激光器Asimov's three laws of robotics：美国著名科幻作家阿西莫夫（Isaac Asimov，1920-1992）在其“机器人”系列科幻作品中，提出“机器人学三定律”，为机器人建立了一套行为规范和道德准则，从而演绎出一系列推理性和逻辑性极强的漂亮故事。

生活大爆炸第一季01[Leonard]: Agreed. What’s your point?[Sheldon]: There’s no point, I just think it’s a good idea for a t-shirt.[Leonard]: Excuse me.[Lady]: Hang on.[Leonard]: One across is “Aegean”. Eight down is “Nabokov”. 26across is “MCM”. 14down is…move your finger…”phylum” which makes 14 across port-au-prince”. See, “papa doc’s capital idea,” that’s “port-au-prince.” Haiti. [Lady]: Can I help you？[Leonard]: Yes. Is this the high-iq sperm bank?[Lady]: If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn’t be here.[Sheldon]: I think this is the place.[Lady]: Fill these out.[Leonard]: Thank you. We’ll be right back.[Lady]: Take your time. I’ll just finish my crossword puzzle. Oh wait.[Sheldon]: Leonard, I don’t think I can do this.[Leonard]: What, are you kidding? You are a semi–pro.[Sheldon]: No. we are committing genetic fraud. There’s no guarantee that our sperm is going to generate high-iq offspring. Think about that, I have a sister with the same basic dna mix who hostesses at Fuddruckers. [Leonard]: Sheldon, this was your idea. A little extra money to get fractional t-1 bandwidth in the apartment. [Sheldon]: I know, and I do yearn for faster downloads. But some poor woman who’s going to pin her hopes on my sperm...[Leonard]: I’m sure she’ll still love him.[Sheldon]: I wouldn’t.[Leonard]: Well, what do you want to do?[Sheldon]: I want to leave. What’s the protocol for leaving?[Leonard]: I don’t know…I’ve never reneged on a proffer of sperm before.[Sheldon]: Let’s try just walking out.[Sheldon]: Are you still mad about the sperm bank? You want to hear an interesting thing about stairs?[Leonard]: Not really.[Sheldon]: If the height of a single step is off by as little as two millimeters, most people will trip.[Leonard]: I don’t care.Two millimeters…?That doesn’t seem right.[Sheldon]: No, it’s true, I did a series of experiments when I was 12, my father broke his clavicle.[Leonard]: Is that why they sent you to boarding school?[Sheldon]: No, that was a result of my work with lasers.[Leonard]: New neighbor?[Sheldon]: Evidently.[Leonard]: Significant improvement over the old neighbor.[Sheldon]: 200-pound transvestite with a skin condition? Yes, she is.[Leonard]: We don’t mean to interrupt. We live across the hall.[Penny]: Oh, that’s nice.[Leonard]: We don’t live together, I mean…we live together, but in separate, heterosexual bedrooms.[Penny]: Well. Guess I’m your new neighbor. Penny.[Leonard]: Well, welcome to the building.[Penny]: Thank you. Maybe we can have coffee sometime.[Leonard]: Should we have invited her for lunch?[Sheldon]: No, we’re gonna start season two of battlestar galactica.[Leonard]: We already watched the season two DVDs.[Sheldon]: Not with commentary.[Leonard]: I think we should be good neighbors. And invite her over, make her feel welcome.[Sheldon]: We never invited that person over.[Leonard]: And that was wrong of us. We need to widen our circle.[Sheldon]: I have a very wide circle. I have 212 friends on my space.[Leonard]: Yes, and you’ve never met one of them.[Sheldon]: That’s the beauty of it.[Leonard]: I’m gonna invite her over. We’ll have a nice meal and…chat.[Sheldon]: Chat? We don’t chat. At least not offline.[Leonard]: It’s not difficult. You just listen to what she says and then you say something appr opriate in response. [Sheldon]: To what end?[Leonard]: Anyway…we brought home Indian food. And I know that moving can be stressful, and I find that when I’m undergoing stress, that good food and company can have a comforting effect. Also, curry is a natural laxative, and I don’t have to tell you that, you know, a clean colon is just…one less thing to worry about. [Sheldon]: I’m no expert, but I believe in the context of a luncheon invitation, you might want to skip the reference to bowel movements.[Penny]: You’re inviting me over to eat? Oh, that’s so nice. I’d love to. So, what do you guys do for fun around here? [Sheldon]: Today we tried masturbating for money.[Leonard]: Ok, make yourself at home.[Penny]: This looks like some serious stuff. Leonard, did you do this?[Sheldon]: Actually, that’s my work. Yeah, well, it’s just some quantum mechanics with a little string theory doodling around the edges. That part there, that’s just a joke.[Penny]: So you’re like one of those beautiful mind genius guys. This is really impressive.[Leonard]: I have a board. If you like boards, this is my board.[Penny]: Holy smokes.[Sheldon]: If by “holy smokes”, you mean a derivative restatement of the kind of stuff you can find scribbled on the wall of any men’s room at M.I.T, sure.[Leonard]: What?[Sheldon]: Come on. Who hasn’t seen this differential below “here I sit, broken-hearted”?[Leonard]: At least I didn’t have to invent 26 dimensions just to make the math come out.[Sheldon]: I didn’t invent them. They’re there.[Leonard]: In what universe?[Sheldon]: In all of them… that is the point.[Penny]: Do you guys mind if I start?[Sheldon]: Penny…that’s where I sit.[Penny]: So, sit next to me.[Sheldon]: No… I sit there.[Penny]: What’s the difference?[Sheldon]: Wha t’s the difference?[Leonard]: Here we go.[Sheldon]: In the winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm, and yet not so close as to cause perspiration. In the summer, it’s directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there and there. It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation, nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion. I can go on, but I think I’ve made my point.[Penny]: Do you want me to move?[Leonard]: Just sit somewhere else. Well, this is nice. We don’t have a lot of company over.[Sheldon]: That’s not true, Koothrappali and Wolowizt come over all the time.[Leonard]: Yes. I know, but…[Sheldon]: So don’t say we don’t have company.[Leonard]: Sorry.[Sheldon]: That is negative social implications.[Leonard]: I said I’m sorry![Penny]: So…klingon boggle?[Leonard]: Yeah. It’s like regular boggle, but… in klingon.That’s probably enough about us. So, tell us about you. [Penny]: Me? Ok. I’m a Sagittarius, w hich probably tells you way more than you need to know.[Sheldon]: Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion tha t the sun’s apparent position……somehow affects your personality.[Penny]: Participate in the what?[Leonard]: I think what Sheldon’s trying to say is that Sagittarius wouldn’t have been our first guess.[Penny]: Oh, yeah, a lot of people think I’m a water sign. Ok, let’s see, what else. Oh, I’m a vegetarian, expect for fish.And the occasional steak. I love steak.[Sheldon]: Well, that’s interesting. Leonard can’t process corn.[Leonard]: Well…do you have some sort of a job?[Penny]: Yeah, I’m a waitress at the cheesecake factory.[Leonard]: Oh~ I love cheesecake.[Sheldon]: You’re lactose-intolerant.[Leonard]: I don’t eat it…I just think it’s a good idea.[Penny]: Anyways, I’m also writing a screenplay. It’s about this sensitive girl who comes to L.A. from Lincoln, Nebraska, to be an actress and winds up a waitress at the cheesecake factory.[Leonard]: So, it’s based on your life.[Penny]: No, I’m from Omaha.[Leonard]: If that was a movie, I would go see it.[Penny]: I know, right? Ok, let’s see what else…guess that’s about it. That’s the story of Penny.[Leonard]: It sounds wonderful.[Penny]: It was. Until I fell in love with a jerk.[Sheldon]: What’s happening?[Penny]: God, you know, 4 years I lived with him. 4 years…that’s like as long as high school.[Sheldon]: It took you 4 years to get through high school?[Penny]: It just… I can’t believe I trusted him.[Leonard]: Should I say something? I feel like I should say something.[Sheldon]: You? No, you’ll only make it worse.[Penny]: You want to know the pathetic part? Even though I hate his lying, cheating guts…I still love him. Is that crazy? [Leonard]: No, it’s not crazy. It’s a…paradox. Paradoxes are part of nature. Think about light. If you look at Huygens, light is a wave, as confirmed by the double-slit experiments. But then along comes Albert Einstein, and discovers that light behaves like particles, too. Well, I didn’t make it worse.[Penny]: I’m so sorry. I’m such a mess. On top of everything else, I’m all gross from moving. And my stupid shower doesn’t even work.[Leonard]: Our shower works.[Penny]: Really? Would it be totally weird if I used it?[Leonard]: It’s right down the hall.[Penny]: Thanks. You guys are really sweet.[Sheldon]: Well, this is an interesting development.[Leonard]: How so?[Sheldon]: It has been some time since we’ve had a woman take her clothes off in our apartment.[Leonard]: That’s not true, remember at thanksgiving, my grandmother with Alzhei mer’s had that episode? [Sheldon]: Point taken. It has been some time since we’ve had a woman take her clothes off, after which we didn’t want to rip our eyes out.[Leonard]: The worst part was watching her carve that turkey.[Sheldon]: So what exactly are you going to accomplish here?[Leonard]: Excuse me?[Sheldon]: That woman is not going to have sex with you.[Leonard]: I’m not trying to have sex with her.[Sheldon]: Oh, good, then you won’t be disappointed.[Leonard]: What makes you think she wouldn’t have sex with me? I’m a male and she is a female.[Sheldon]: Yes, but not of the same species.[Leonard]: I’m not going to engage in hypotheticals here. I’m just trying to be a good neighbor.[Sheldon]: Oh, of course.[Leonard]: That’s not to say that if a carnal relationship were to develop, that I wouldn’t participate. However briefly. [Wolowitz]: Wait till you see this.[Koothrappali]: It’s fantastic, unbelievable.[Leonard]: See what?[Wolowitz]: It’s a Stephen hawking lecture from M.I.T in 1974.[Leonard]: This isn’t a good time.[Wolowitz]: It’s before he became a creepy computer voice.[Leonard]: That’s great. You guys have to go.[Koothrappali]: Why?[Leonard]: It’s just not a good time.[Sheldon]: Leonard has a lady over.[Wolowitz]: Yeah, right…your grandmother back in town?[Leonard]: No, and she is not a lady, she is just a new neighbor.[Wolowitz]: Hang on, there really is a lady here? And you want us out because you’re anticipating co itus? [Leonard]: I’m not anticipating coitus.[Wolowitz]: So she’s available for coitus?[Leonard]: Can we please just stop saying ”coitus”?[Penny]: Hey, is there a trick to getting it to switch from tub to shower…?[Wolowitz]: Howard Wolowitz, Caltech department of applied physics. You may be familiar with some of my work. It’s currently orbiting Jupiter’s largest moon taking high-resolution digital photographs.[Penny]: Penny, I work at the cheesecake factory.[Leonard]: I’ll show you the trick with the shower.[Wolowitz]: “Bonne douche”[Penny]: I’m sorry?[Wolowitz]: It’s French for “good shower.” It’s a sentiment, I can express in six languages.[Leonard]: Save it for your blog, Howard.[Leonard]: All right, there it goes. It sticks. I’m sorry.[Penny]: Hey, Leonard?[Sheldon]: The hair products are Sheldon’s.[Penny]: Can I ask you a favor?[Leonard]: A favor? Sure, you can ask me a favor. I would do you a favor for you.[Penny]: It’s ok if you say no.[Leonard]: I’ll probably say yes.[Penny]: It’s ju st not the kind of thing you ask a guy you just met.[Sheldon]: I really think we should examine the chain of causality here.[Leonard]: Must we?[Sheldon]: Event A: a beautiful woman stands naked in our shower. Event B: we drive halfway across town to retrieve a television set from the afore mentioned woman’s ex-boyfriend. Query…on what plane of existence is there even a semi-rational link between these events?[Leonard]: She asked me to do her a favor, Sheldon.[Sheldon]: Oh, yes, well, that may be the proximal cause of our journey. But we both know it only exists in contradistinction to the higher level distal cause.[Leonard]: Which is?[Sheldon]: You think with your penis.[Leonard]: That’s a biological impossibility. And you didn’t have to come.[Sheldon]: Oh, right, I could have stayed behind and watch Wolowitz try to hit on Penny in Russian, Arabic, and Farsi.Why can’t she get her own TV?[Leonard]: Come on, you know how it is with breakups.[Sheldon]: No I don’t…and neither do you.[Leonard]: I broke up with Joyce Kim.[Sheldon]: You did not break up with Joyce Kim, she defected to north Korea.[Leonard]: To mend her broken heart. This situation is much less complicated. There’s some kind of dispute between Penny and her ex-boyfriend as to who gets custody of the TV. She just wanted to avoid having a scene with him.[Sheldon]: So we get to have a scene with him?[Leonard]: No, there’s not going to be a scene. There’s two of us and one of him.[Sheldon]: Leonard, the two of us can’t even carry a TV.[Penny]: So, you guys work with Leonard and Sheldon at the university? I’m sorry, do you speak English? [Wolowitz]: He speaks English, he just can’t speak to women. He’s kind of nerd.[Leonard]: I’ll do the talking.We’re here to pick up Penny’s TV.[Man]: Get lost.[Sheldon]: Ok, thanks for your time.[Leonard]: We’re not going to give up just like that.[Sheldon]: Leonard, the TV’s in the building. We’ve been denied access to the building, ergo, we are done. [Leonard]: Excuse me. If I were to give up on the first little hitch, I never would have identified the fingerprints of string theory in the aftermath of the big bang.[Sheldon]: My apologies. What’s your plan? It’s just a privilege to watch your mind at work.[Leonard]: Come on, we have a combined iq of 360. We should be able to figure out how to get into a stupid building. [Sheldon]: What do you think their combined iq is?[Leonard]: Just grab the door! This is it. I’ll do the talking.[Sheldon]: Good thinking, I’ll just be the muscle.[Man]: How the hell did you get in the building?[Leonard]: We are scientists.[Sheldon]: Tell him about our iq.[Sheldon]: Leonard…[Leonard]: What?[Sheldon]: My mom bought me those pants.[Leonard]: I’m sorry.[Sheldon]: You’re going to have to call her.[Leonard]: Sheldon, I am so sorry I dragged you though this.[Sheldon]: It’s ok. It wasn’t my first pants and it won’t be my last.[Leonard]: And you were right about my motives. I was hoping to establish a relationship with Penny that might have someday led to sex.[Sheldon]: Well, you got me out of my pants.[Leonard]: Anyway, I’ve learned my lesson. She’s out of my league, I’m done with her. Got my work, one day, I’ll win the Nobel prize and I’ll die alone.[Sheldon]: Don’t think like that. You’re not going to die alo ne.[Leonard]: Thank you, Sheldon, you’re a good friend.[Sheldon]: And you’re certainly not going to win a Nobel prize.[Wolowitz]: This is one of my favorite places to kick back after a quest. They have a great house ale. Yeah, I’ve had him since level ten. His name is buttons. Anyway, if you had your own game character, we could hang out, maybe go on a quest.[Penny]: That sounds interesting.[Wolowitz]: You’ll think about it?[Penny]: I don’t think I’ll be able to stop thinking about it.[Koothrappali]: Smooth~[Leonard]: We’re home.[Penny]: Oh, my god, what happened?[Leonard]: Well, you ex-boyfriend sends his regards, and I think the rest is fairly self-explanatory.[Penny]: I’m so sorry, I really thought if you guys went instead of me he wouldn’t be such an ass.[Leonard]: No, it was a valid hypothesis.[Sheldon]: That was a valid…? What is happening to you?[Penny]: Really, thank you so much for going and trying, you’re just…you’re so terrific, really. Why don’t you put some clothes on, I’ll get my p urse, and dinner is on me, ok?[Sheldon]: You’re not done with her, are you?[Leonard]: Our babies will be smart and beautiful.[Sheldon]: Not to mention imaginary.[Leonard]: Is that food okay with you, Penny?[Sheldon]: We can’t have Thai food, we had In dian for lunch.[Penny]: So?[Sheldon]: They’re both curry-based cuisines.[Penny]: So?[Sheldon]: It would be gastronomically redundant. I can see we’re going to have to spell out everything for this girl [Penny]: Any ideas, Raj?[Wolowitz]: I know a wonderful little sushi bar that has karaoke.[Penny]: That sounds like fun.[Wolowitz]: Baby, baby don’t get hook up on me……[Sheldon]: I don’t know what your odds are in the world as a whole, but as far as the p opulation of this car goes, you're a veritable Mac daddy.------------- THE END -------------。

第一集[00:00.00]将光子正对平面上的双缝观察任意一个隙缝[00:03.00]它不会穿过那两个隙缝[00:05.51]如果没被观察那就会[00:06.77]总之如果观察它在离开平面到击中目标之前[00:10.20]它就不会穿过那两个隙缝[00:12.00]没错但你为什么要说这个?[00:14.25]没什么我只是觉得这个主意可以用于设计T恤衫[00:22.96]请问[00:23.99]等等[00:28.72]横1是Aegean (爱情海)[00:30.66]竖8是Nabokov (小说洛丽塔的作者) 横26是MCM[00:34.81]竖14是...手指挪开点[00:38.00]Phylum (生物门类) 这样一来横14就是Port-au-Prince (太子港) [00:42.25]瞧提示是"Papa doc的首都" (海地前总统) 所以是太子港[00:47.00]海地的[00:49.51]- 能为你效劳吗? - 是的[00:53.36]这里是高智商精子银行吗?[00:58.80]如果你这么问也许你不该来这[01:02.74]我想就是这没错了[01:05.44]- 把这个填一填- 谢谢[01:07.31]我们马上好[01:08.47]慢慢来我还要玩填字游戏[01:12.89]噢慢着[01:25.41]Leonard 我办不到[01:27.47]开玩笑? 你可是半职业人士[01:30.98]不我们这样是诈骗[01:33.50]我们没法保证生出来的一定是高智商小孩[01:37.81]我姐姐跟我有一套相同的基本基因她却在Fuddrucker餐厅当服务生[01:42.69]Sheldon 这可是你的主意啊[01:44.77]轻松赚点钱就有钱能升级我们的网络带宽[01:48.03]我知道我确实很渴望高速下载[01:52.00]但一些可怜的女人会把希望寄托在我的精子上[01:55.27]万一生出来一个连曲线下部的面积用积分还是微分算[01:58.89]都搞不清楚的小屁孩怎么办?[02:02.32]我想她还是会爱那个宝宝的[02:03.99]我不会[02:07.05]你想要怎样?[02:08.66]- 我想要走- 好吧[02:11.54]离开时要怎么说呢?[02:13.18]我不知道我可从没有拒绝过提供精子的要求[02:17.83]我们就直接走出去吧[02:20.25]好[02:31.61]- 再见- 再见很高兴认识你[02:36.80]你还在为精子银行的事生气吗?[02:38.41]没有[02:40.99]你想听一件关于楼梯的趣事吗?[02:44.31]不是很想[02:45.93]如果一阶楼梯比普通的矮个2毫米大部分人都会绊倒[02:49.97]不关我事[02:53.18]2毫米? 不会吧[02:55.17]是真的我12岁时做了一系列的实验[02:57.66]我爸爸因此还跌断了锁骨[03:00.53]所以他们把你送去寄宿学校?[03:02.59]不那是因为我研究激光惹的事[03:11.42]- 新邻居? - 显然是[03:13.99]比上一任有了明显可观的改善[03:17.56]那个200磅重还患有皮肤病的异装癖? 噢绝对是[03:23.36]- 嗨- 嗨[03:24.76]- 嗨- 嗨[03:25.82]- 嗨- 嗨?[03:30.24]我们不想打扰你我们是住对面的邻居[03:32.56]啊太好了[03:34.73]噢不我们不是同居[03:36.94]我是说虽然住在一起但是在不同的...[03:40.86]直男房间里[03:43.28]那好吧我是你们的新邻居我叫Penny[03:46.71]我是Leonard 他是Sheldon[03:48.10]- 嗨- 嗨[03:49.13]- 嗨- 嗨[03:53.36]欢迎你搬来[03:56.69]谢谢有空一起喝个咖啡吧[03:59.13]- 噢好啊- 好啊[04:00.35]- 好啊- 好啊[04:04.08]- 那么再见啦- 再见[04:05.85]- 再见- 再见[04:10.41]我们应该邀请她共进午餐吗?[04:12.05]不我们要看Battlestar Galactica第二季(太空堡垒卡拉狄加) [04:15.82]我们已经看过第二季的DVD了[04:17.88]那时候没带评论音轨一起看啊[04:21.85]我们应该做好邻居请她过来让她感受到我们对她的欢迎[04:26.23]我们从来没请那个Louis还不Louise过来啊[04:30.13]那是我们不对[04:31.82]我们要扩大社交圈[04:33.64]我的社交圈很广[04:36.57]我在MySpace上有212个朋友[04:40.77]是的但你从没见过任何一个真人[04:43.58]这正是它的美好之处[04:47.48]我去请她过来[04:49.63]我们好好吃一餐闲聊一下[04:52.24]闲聊? 我们不闲聊至少不线下闲聊[04:57.44]不会很难的你就听她说[05:00.56]然后给一些适当的回应就好了[05:04.74]直到什么时候?[05:07.68]嗨又是我们[05:09.49]- 嗨- 嗨[05:12.75]我们买了些印度菜[05:16.81]那个...[05:18.19]我知道搬家会很累人[05:20.66]当我觉得很累的时候[05:22.73]吃顿好的跟人聊聊天会让我放松很多[05:27.22]此外咖喱是天然的温和泻药[05:30.42]你也知道干净的结肠会让你省去件烦心事[05:36.96]Leonard 虽然我不是专家但我相信当你邀请人吃午饭的时候[05:39.97]最好省略关于肠部运动的话题[05:42.76]你们是在邀我一起吃饭?[05:45.15]是啊[05:47.18]真是太好了我很愿意[05:49.27]很好[05:50.46]你们平时都玩什么呢?[05:53.59]今天我们尝试了靠手淫挣钱[05:59.91]* 宇宙是个大火炉*[06:03.40]* 140亿年前大爆炸稍等*[06:07.41]* 地球开始冷却生物开始繁衍*[06:10.20]* 尼安得特尔人发明工具我们建造墙瓦*[06:12.59]* 我们创造金字塔数学科学历史*[06:14.74]* 揭露奥秘*[06:17.13]* 就从宇宙大爆炸开始! *[06:18.25]<font color="#ffff00">-=伊甸园美剧=- 荣誉出品本字幕仅供学习交流，严禁用于商业途径</font>[06:20.25]<font color="#ffff00">-=YTET-伊甸园字幕组=- 翻译/校对: 小猴宝宝时间轴: cflily</font>[06:21.92]<font color="#ffff00">天才理论传第一季第1集</font>[06:25.36]请随意[06:27.10]谢谢[06:28.77]不客气[06:34.26]这些看起来好深奥啊Leonard 这是你写的吗?[06:37.16]实际上那些是我做的[06:40.18]哇[06:41.11]就是些量子力学而已边上我随便胡写了一点弦理论[06:45.98]那个部分是开玩笑的[06:47.62]是我乱改的伯恩-奥本海默近似版[06:52.05]看来你是"美丽心灵"那部电影里面的那种天才人物啊[06:56.54]可以这么说[06:59.11]好厉害啊[07:00.53]我也有块纸板如果你喜欢这边是我的纸板[07:04.56]我的妈呀[07:05.94]如果你说的"我的妈呀" 指的是在麻省理工大学[07:09.55]任何一个男生宿舍墙上都能看到的涂写那我想是的[07:13.50]- 什么? - 得了吧[07:14.83]谁没见过"我伤心地坐在这" 下面的微分演算啊?[07:18.93]至少我不用自己发明26种量纲才能让演算成立[07:22.92]我没有发明它们它们本来就是存在的[07:24.59]在哪个世界上存在啊?[07:25.59]所有的世界里都存在这正是关键[07:28.32]我可以开动了吗?[07:30.16]Penny[07:32.47]你坐了我的座位[07:35.95]那你坐我旁边嘛[07:38.83]不行我只坐那个座位[07:41.95]- 有什么区别? - 有什么区别?[07:43.82]又来了[07:46.01]冬天那个位置跟电暖炉之间的距离正好能让人保持温暖[07:48.99]而又不会太近导致出汗[07:52.03]夏天坐在这儿正好能吹到从这个窗口到那个窗口对吹的风[07:55.86]而且这里对着电视的角度正好[07:58.70]既不会妨碍跟他人谈话[08:00.22]又不用把头扭得太过去以致造成视差畸变[08:02.67]我还能继续解释下去但我想你应该明白了[08:09.17]你要我移开吗?[08:10.60]- 嗯... - 你就坐到旁边去吧[08:14.88]好吧[08:34.10]Sheldon 给我坐下![08:37.55]啊[08:40.82]这样很不错[08:42.30]我们不是经常有朋友过来[08:44.00]你胡扯Koothrappali和Wolowitz天天都来[08:46.77]我知道但...[08:47.83]星期二晚上我们玩Klingon拼字游戏到夜里1点[08:50.11]是啦我记得[08:51.30]我讨厌你说我们没有朋友[08:52.79]- 抱歉- 那会产生消极的交际暗示[08:54.22]我说了我很抱歉![08:57.40]Klingon拼字游戏是什么?[09:00.22]就像普通的拼字游戏但是是Klingon语的(星际迷航中外星武士一族的怪异语言) [09:07.27]不聊我们了说说你的事吧[09:10.21]我? 好啊[09:12.76]我是人马座的这一点就很能说明我的个性啦[09:16.63]是啊它告诉我们你也是迷信那种大众文化妄想的一员[09:20.13]你相信你出生时太阳的视位置跟任意划分的星群间的关系[09:24.23]能以某种方式影响你的性格[09:29.04]我相信什么?[09:30.86]我想Sheldon是说你第一眼看上去不像人马座[09:35.75]对啊很多人觉得我像水相星座[09:39.21]让我想想还有什么[09:41.08]我是个素食者嗯鱼除外[09:43.20]偶尔我也吃牛排我好爱牛排![09:47.98]那真是有趣Leonard不能消化玉米[09:55.40]你做什么工作呢?[09:57.80]我在"芝士蛋糕工厂"当女招待[10:00.62]我很喜欢芝士蛋糕[10:02.96]你都不能忍受乳糖[10:04.10]我不吃不代表我不欣赏它[10:07.68]不管怎样我还在写剧本[10:10.10]是关于一个感情细腻的女孩从内布拉斯加州Lincoln小镇来到洛杉矶[10:13.36]梦想成为演员却只能在芝士蛋糕工厂当女招待[10:18.42]剧本是根据你的经历改编的哦?[10:20.34]不我是从奥马哈市来的[10:25.75]如果真的拍成电影我肯定会去看的[10:27.88]我知道故事不错是吧?[10:29.79]我想想还有什么?[10:32.58]好像差不多了[10:34.81]这就是Penny的故事[10:37.54]听起来很棒啊[10:40.54]以前是的[10:42.09]直到我爱上了那个混球[10:48.77]<i>怎么了?</i>[10:50.27]<i>我不知道</i>[10:52.51]你知道吗我跟他同居了4年[10:54.87]4年跟高中一样久了[10:57.90]你花了4年才上完高中?[11:02.61]我不敢相信我居然那么信任他[11:10.38]我该说些什么吗? 我觉得我该说些什么[11:12.92]你? 千万别你只会让事情变得更糟糕[11:14.92]你知道最可悲的是什么吗?[11:17.14]尽管我对他的谎言欺骗恨之入骨[11:20.91]我还是爱着他[11:23.25]是不是很疯狂?[11:24.64]是的[11:27.99]不那不是疯狂[11:29.76]你只是... 陷入一种矛盾[11:32.99]矛盾是我们天性的一部分[11:35.49]你想想光惠更斯认为光是一种波动[11:39.31]双缝实验证明了这一论点[11:41.25]但后来爱因斯坦出现了他发现光也具有粒子的表现特征[11:49.72]呃我没让情况变得更糟[11:53.67]很抱歉我真是一团糟[11:56.06]除了那些烂事我搬家弄得一身臭汗该死的淋浴还坏掉了[12:00.01]我们的淋浴房能用[12:02.94]真的? 我用你们的淋浴房会不会很奇怪?[12:04.91]会[12:05.71]- 当然不会- 不会?[12:06.69]- 不会- 不会[12:09.23]就在厅后面[12:10.63]谢谢你们真是大好人[12:20.26]真是有趣的进展啊[12:25.80]为什么?[12:26.93]已经有好长一段时间没有女人在我们的公寓里脱光了[12:31.74]不对吧还记得感恩节我那阿兹海默症(老年痴呆)的奶奶病发闹出的那一段吗? [12:38.10]有道理已经有好长一段时间没有女人在我们公寓里脱光[12:41.78]而且我们不会想抠出自己的眼睛![12:45.67]看着她乱搞那只火鸡是最折磨人的[12:49.41]你到底希望达到什么目标呢?[12:53.36]你说什么?[12:54.67]那个女孩不会跟你上床的[12:56.87]我不是想跟她上床[12:59.43]很好那你就不会失望了[13:02.89]你为什么认定她不会跟我上床?[13:04.88]我是男人她是女人[13:07.41]对但你们不是一个种族的[13:10.76]我不想跟你在这瞎猜[13:12.81]我只是想当个好邻居[13:14.83]当然了[13:16.95]但是如果真的要发展到肉体关系我也不会拒绝的[13:23.92]不管那有多短暂[13:26.72]你觉得让她发现你的"天行者Luke"无泪洗发水[13:28.96]是会帮助还是阻碍你们的发展呢?[13:33.73]那是Darth Vader洗发液(星球大战中角色)[13:37.22]"天行者Luke"是护发素[13:41.80]你们得看看这个[13:42.78]超级赞不可置信[13:44.47]看什么?[13:46.82]是施蒂芬-霍金于1974年在麻省理工做的演讲[13:50.96]现在不方便[13:52.15]这是在他变成诡异的电脑合成声音之前的讲座[13:58.74]很好你们得走了[14:00.12]为什么?[14:00.94]现在不方便啊[14:02.02]Leonard有女人拜访[14:04.23]这样啊你奶奶又进城了?[14:08.99]不是什么女人的艳遇啦[14:11.06]只是我们的新邻居[14:12.89]你等等这儿真有个女人?[14:15.70]没错[14:16.46]你要我们走是因为你准备跟她交媾?[14:20.04]我没准备跟她交媾[14:21.76]那她可以跟别人交媾?[14:23.03]能不能别用"交媾"这个词?[14:25.53]用术语来说就是交媾中止[14:29.08]从泡浴换成淋浴是不是有个开关?[14:32.22]噢很抱歉你们好[14:36.91]很高兴认识您小姐[14:40.75]我是Howard Wolowitz 加州理工大应用物理系[14:43.90]你可能对我的工作成果有所了解[14:46.16]它现在正绕着木星最大的卫星旋转拍摄高清数码照片[14:52.36]我是Penny 我在芝士蛋糕工厂做侍应[14:55.19]来吧我告诉你开关在哪[14:57.75]Bonne douche![14:59.42]你说什么?[15:00.93]法语的"洗个痛快澡"[15:02.95]我能用六国语言表达这一祝愿[15:06.38]留着在你的Blog上写吧Howard[15:09.86]洗个痛快澡(中文)[15:16.43]这样就行开关卡住了抱歉[15:18.93]好的谢谢[15:19.72]不客气你只要向右... 好我撤了[15:23.48]- Leonard - 那些洗发产品是Sheldon的[15:25.98]好的[15:27.41]我能麻烦你帮个忙吗?[15:30.02]帮忙?[15:31.64]你当然可以要我帮忙我很乐意帮你忙[15:35.69]你不答应也没事[15:37.29]噢我应该会答应的[15:40.12]这不是那种你会请刚认识的人帮的忙[15:44.46]哇[15:54.36]我们得回顾下这起事件的前因后果[15:57.28]一定要吗?[15:58.11]事件A: 一个美女在我们的浴室裸体[16:00.98]事件B: 我们开车穿越整个小镇就为了搬台电视机回来[16:04.70]目的地就在刚刚提到的美女的前男友家[16:06.57]提问: 这两件事之间存在任何甚至半理性的关联吗?[16:13.18]因为Penny请我帮个忙Sheldon[16:15.67]是啊那也许是最近似可能的起因了[16:18.38]但我们都知道它和更高级的末端起因截然不同[16:22.98]那是什么意思?[16:23.91]你用你的老二思考[16:26.63]这在生理上是不可能的[16:28.40]你也不一定要来啊[16:29.75]对我可以留在家里看着Wolowitz 试图用俄语阿拉伯语及波斯语搭讪Penny [16:35.85]她为什么不能自己去拿?[16:37.74]你知道分手这种事啦[16:39.65]不我不知道你也不知道[16:42.07]什么啊我跟Joyce Kim分过手[16:44.64]你才没有和Joyce Kim分手是她跑到韩国去了[16:48.23]为了修复她受伤的心灵[16:53.38]现在这情况更加复杂[16:56.20]Penny和她前男友不能达成一致究竟电视机该归谁[17:00.51]她不想再和他当面争执[17:02.88]所以我们去和他当面争执?[17:04.64]Sheldon 根本不会有争执[17:07.24]我们两人他一人[17:09.17]Leonard 我们俩加起来都抗不动一台电视[17:13.88]你们跟Leonard和Sheldon一起在学校做事?[17:22.21]不好意思你会说英语吗?[17:25.24]他会只是不能跟女人说[17:28.94]真的? 为什么?[17:30.74]因为他是个书呆子[17:35.15]盒装果汁? (谐音G-Spot 即高潮快点)[17:41.44]我来跟他理论[17:42.96]谁?[17:43.85]嗨我是Leonard 他是Sheldon[17:45.90]- 你好- 我...[17:49.31]我们来拿Penny的电视[17:51.85]滚[17:52.81]好的打搅你了[17:54.79]我们不能就这么放弃[17:56.51]Leonard 电视在这楼里[17:57.98]他不放我们进去我们没辙[18:00.98]不好意思[18:02.41]如果我第一次受挫就放弃我就永远不可能在大爆炸理论提出后[18:06.28]发现关于弦理论的蛛丝马迹[18:10.15]我道歉你打算怎么做?[18:26.31]看到你如此专注工作真是种荣幸[18:30.13]来吧我们俩智商加起来有360[18:33.05]我们绝对能够想办法进入这蠢楼[18:39.97]你觉得她俩智商加起来多少?[18:41.51]快去留住门![18:45.37]就是这[18:47.90]我来跟他理论[18:49.24]好主意我用武力威慑[18:59.15]什么事?[19:00.24]我是Leonard 他是Sheldon[19:02.39]刚刚在对讲机上的[19:05.45]他妈的你们怎么进来的?[19:07.23]我们是科学家[19:12.36]告诉他我们的智商[19:26.87]- Leonard - 什么?[19:28.72]那条裤子是我妈给我买的[19:29.92]真抱歉[19:32.15]你得给她打电话[19:36.85]Sheldon 真对不起把你也扯进来了[19:39.96]没关系这不是我第一次掉裤子了也不会是最后一次[19:44.56]你说得对关于我的动机[19:46.15]我是指望着能跟Penny建立某种关系并最终发展成肉体关系[19:52.99]你倒是成功地脱下了我的裤子[19:56.95]无论如何我得到了教训[19:58.70]我配不上她我放弃了[20:00.65]我有工作有一天我会赢得诺贝尔奖然后孤老死去[20:05.06]别那么想你不会孤老而死[20:08.11]谢谢你Sheldon 你真是个好朋友[20:12.37]你当然也没可能赢诺贝尔奖[20:15.84]这里是我最喜欢的探险后休息的地方[20:19.72]他家的啤酒很好喝[20:21.73]好酷的老虎[20:22.97]是的我从10级开始就养它了[20:26.17]它叫扣扣[20:28.36]如果你也有自己的在线游戏人物我们可以一起玩玩一起探险[20:34.03]听上去挺有趣[20:36.15]那么你会想想这个提议啦?[20:37.42]我想这个点子会让我思考许久的[20:42.04]干得漂亮[20:45.84]我们回来了[20:46.58]老天啊发生了什么事?[20:48.80]你前男友让我们跟你带声问候其他的我想应该够一目了然了[20:54.46]我真抱歉[20:56.06]我真的以为如果你们替我去他不会表现那么混蛋[20:59.34]挺充分的假设[21:01.39]挺充分的假...? 你怎么了?[21:05.24]说真的太谢谢你们帮我跑这一趟了[21:08.43]你们真是大好人[21:11.89]真的[21:13.73]你们穿上衣服我去拿钱包今晚我请客好吧?[21:17.43]- 真的吗? 太好了! - 谢谢[21:25.17]你还没放弃是吧?[21:28.60]我们的小孩肯定又聪敏又漂亮[21:33.56]而且还是想象出来的[21:44.08]- Penny 你能吃泰国菜吗? - 可以啊[21:46.25]我们不能吃泰国菜中午已经吃了印度菜[21:48.32]所以?[21:49.22]它们都是以咖喱为主的菜系[21:50.81]所以?[21:51.73]那会造成"肠胃不能承受之腹泻"[21:53.78]我发现我们什么都得帮她解释清楚[21:58.06]Raj 你有什么主意吗?[22:01.63]在Lake街左转朝Colorado开[22:04.12]那边有个带卡拉OK的寿司吧[22:06.94]好像很好玩[22:09.35]* 宝贝宝贝不要被我迷上*[22:14.92]* 宝贝宝贝不要被我迷上*[22:21.91]我不知道按整个世界算你追她成功的机率有多大[22:23.83]但就这辆车里的人来讲[22:26.02]你绝对是名副其实的万人迷[22:28.09]<font color="#ffff00">------------------------------- 本论坛字幕仅翻译交流学习之用禁止任何商业用途否则后果自负-------------------------------</font>[22:30.09]<font color="#ffff00">-=YTET-伊甸园字幕组=- 翻译/校对: 小猴宝宝时间轴: cflily</font>[22:32.00]<font color="#ffff00">天才理论传第一季第1集完</font>。

生活大爆炸台词笔记第一季1.By candyttS: so if a photon is directed through a plane with two slits in it and either slit is observed. It will not go through both slits. If it‟s unobserved it will. However if it‟s observed after it‟s left the plane，ButBefore it hits its target, it won‟t have gone through both slits.)(如果一个光子打向有两个狭缝的平面如果有一个狭缝可以观测到，那它没有同事通过两个狭缝,如果观测不倒，那它会通过.但如果它是在离开平面后，在击中目标之前被观测到,那它不会同事通过两个狭缝)L: Agreed. What‟s your point?(没错，你想说什么？)S：There‟s no point, I just think it‟s a good idea for a t-shirt.(没什么，我只是觉得这个主题放在T恤上不赖)L: excuse me.(抱歉打扰下)Doctor：hang on.(稍等)L: One across is “Aegean” Eight down is “Nabokov”，26 across is “MCM”,14down is ..move your finger..“phylum”which makes 14 across “port-au-prince”. See papa doc‟s capitol idea. That‟s “port-au-prince.” Haiti.(横1是“爱情海”竖8是“纳巴科夫”《1899-1977 俄裔美国小说家，横26是MCM,竖14是..你手挡住了..是“门”（生物分类)，所以说横14是“太子港”（海地首都））你看“Papa Doc”(海地总统绰号)提示了，所以是“太子港”在海地）Doctor：can I help you?(需要帮忙吗？)L：yes(是的)E: en is this the high-IQ sperm bank?(这里是高智商精子库吗)Doctor: If you have to ask ，maybe you shouldn‟t be here.(如果你连这都得问的话那可能你不该来这)S: I think this is the place.(我看就是这儿了)Doctor：fill these out.(把表格填了)L：thank you. We‟ll be right back.(谢谢我们马上就好)Doctor：take your time. I‟ll just finish my crossword puzzle。

生活大爆炸第一季中英字幕第一集：不可控制的女孩英文标题：The Unresolved Woman情节概述：本集中，我们被引入了四位主要角色：莱纳德、谢尔顿、霍华德和拉贝。

故事开始于莱纳德和谢尔顿的公寓，他们正在观察新邻居佩妮搬入公寓的过程。

佩妮成为莱纳德心目中的女神，莱纳德和谢尔顿在公寓门口遇到了她并进行了简短的交流。

而霍华德则通过远程控制机器人与人交流。

对白：Scene 1: Sheldon and Leonard's ApartmentLeonard: (nervously) Sheldon, she's moving in!Sheldon: (excitedly) I know, Leonard! Isn't it fantastic? Maybe she'll change our lives forever!Leonard: (rolling his eyes) Sheldon, she's just a girl.Sheldon: (indignantly) Exactly, Leonard. She's. Just. A. Girl.(Scene change)Scene 2: Outside the Apartment BuildingLeonard and Sheldon bump into Penny as she's carrying some boxes. Penny: (smiling) Hi, I'm Penny.Leonard: (awkwardly) Hi Penny, I'm Leonard. This is Sheldon.Sheldon: (nodding) Hello.Penny: (looking at Sheldon's shirt) That's a cool Flash t-shirt! Sheldon: (proudly) Thank you. It's one of my favorites.(Scene change)Scene 3: Howard's bedroom with a robot controllerHoward: (speaking through the robot) Hey there, beautiful. You new in town?Penny: (confused) Uh, no. I just moved into the apartment building. Howard: (grinning) Lucky us! I'm Howard, by the way.Penny: (laughs) Nice to meet you, Howard.第二集：大脑磁悬浮实验英文标题：The Magnetic Brain Experiment情节概述：在这一集中，我们发现莱纳德是一名实验室实习生，他参与了一个脑部磁悬浮实验。