生活大爆炸剧本第一季 10集

横26是“MCM”..
14 down is... move your finger...Phylum; which makes 14 across "Port-au-Prince"
竖14是……你手挡住了……是门;所以说横14是“太子港”
see; "Papa Doc's capital idea"; that's "Port-au-Prince".
噢;好的;看来我是新邻居了..Penny..
-Leonard: Leonard. Sheldon.
Leonard Sheldon..
-Penny: hi.
嗨
-Sheldon: hi.
嗨
-Penny: hi.
嗨
-Leonard: hi.
嗨
-Leonard: Well; uh... oh; uh; welcome to the building.
你看;“Papa Doc提示了;所以是太子港..
-Woman: Can I help you
需要我帮忙嘛
-Leonard: Yes. Um... is this the high-IQ sperm bank
是的..这里是高智商精子库嘛
-Woman: If you have to ask; maybe you shouldn't be here.
-Sheldon: Are you still mad about the sperm bank
你还在为精子库的事生气吗
-Leonard: No.
没..
-Sheldon: You want to hear an interesting thing about stairs

第一季12集The Jerusalem Duality----(耶路撒冷对偶)-Sheldon：Here's the problem with teleportation. 我给你讲讲隐形传物的问题吧。

-Leonard：Lay it on me. 讲吧。

-Sheldon：Assuming a device could be invented 假设可以发明一种仪器，Which would identify the quantum state of matter of an individual in one location 在一个地方把一个个体的量子态识别确认后，And transmit that pattern to a distant location for reassembly, 把排列模式传送到另一地方重新组装， You would not have actually transported the individual. 你实际上并没真把该个体传送走，You would have destroyed him in one location and recreated him in another. 而是在一个地方将他摧毁再在另一个地方重新做出一个他。

-Leonard：How about that？ 那又如何？-Sheldon：Personally, I would never use a transporter, 我本人永远不会使用传送机，Because the original Sheldon would have to be disintegrated in order to create a new Sheldon. 因为原来的Sheldon必须被分解,才能再做出一个新的Sheldon。

-Leonard：Would the new Sheldon be in any way an improvement onthe old Sheldon那新的Sheldon比旧的有什么改进吗？ -Sheldon：No, he would be exactly the same. 没有，他们完全一模一样。

-Sheldon：I know, I read it before I threw it out. -Leonard：Okay, if I may drill down to the bedrock of my question: why did you throw it out -Sheldon：Because I have no interest in standing in the Rose Room of the Pasadena Marriott in front of a group of judgmental strangers who wouldn't recognize true genius if it was standing in front of them giving a speech. Which, if I were there, it would be. -Howard：I don't know, Sheldon. Those Topical Conference on Bose Einstein Condensates parties are legendary. -Leonard：Forget the parties. -Howard：Forget the parties What a nerd. -Leonard：Are there any other honors I've gotten that I don't know about Did UPS drop off a Nobel Prize with my name on it -Sheldon：Leonard, please don't take this the wrong way, but the day you win a Nobel Prize is the day I begin my research on the drag coefficient of tassels on flying carpets. -Raj：Ooh, the only thing missing from that insult was "your mama." -Howard：I got one. Hey, Leonard, your mama's research methodology is so flawed... -Leonard：Shut up, Howard. Sheldon, we have to do this. -Sheldon：No, we don't. We have to take in nourishment, expel waste, and inhale enough oxygen to keep our cells from dying. Everything else is optional. -Leonard：Okay, let me put it this way: I'm doing it. -Sheldon：You can't. I'm the lead author. -Leonard：Come on, the only reason you're the lead author is because we went alphabetically. -Sheldon：I let you think we went alphabetically to spare you the humiliation of dealing with the fact that it was my idea. Not to put too fine a point on it, but I was throwing you a bone. You're welcome. -Leonard：Excuse me, I designed the experiment that proved the hypothesis. -Sheldon：It doesn't need proving. -Leonard：So the entire scientific community is just supposed to take your word -Sheldon：They're not supposed to, but they should. -Leonard：All right, I don't care what you say, I'm going to the conference and I'm presenting our findings. -Sheldon：And I forbid it. -Leonard：You forbid it -Sheldon：If I'm not taking credit for our work, then nobody is. -Leonard：So you admit that it's our work -Sheldon：No. Once again, I'm throwing you a bone. And once again you are welcome. -Howard：Oh, no, he didn't! -Penny：So, how's it going with Sheldon Are you guys still not talking to each other -Leonard：Not only is he still not talking to me, but there's this thing he does where he stares at you and tries to get your brain to explode. You know, like in the classic sci-fi movie Scanners. Like... bzzz... Never mind. How about this one It says, I know my physics, but I'm still a fun guy. -Penny：Wow, I didn't know they still made corduroy suits. -Leonard：They don't. That's why I saved this one. -Penny：Okay, well, let's just see what else you have. Okay, here, take this... And this, and this, and these... -Leonard：Is this all stuff you want me to try on -Penny：No, this is stuff want you to throw out.

早。 早。 今天早餐你做鸡蛋吃 这不是早餐，这是试验。 但看起来很像早餐。 我终于有时间验证我的理论，从蛋白质总分离水分子
第一季四集: The Luminous Fish Effect
-Sheldon: you know, I've been thinking about time travel again. -Leonard：Why, did you hit a roadblock with invisibility -Sheldon: Put it on the back burner. Anyway, it occurs to me if I ever did perfect a time machine, I would just go into the past and give it to myself, thus eliminating the need for me to invent it in the first place. -Leonard：Interesting. -Sheldon: Yeah, it really takes the pressure off. -Leonard：Sounds like a breakthrough. Should I call science magazine and tell them to hold the cover -Sheldon: It's time travel, Leonard; I will have already done that. -Leonard：Then I guess congratulations are in order. -Sheldon: No, congratulations will have been in order. You know, I am not going to enjoy this party. -Leonard：I know, I'm familiar with you. -Sheldon: The last department party, professor Finkleday cornered me and talked about spelunking for 45 minutes. -Leonard：Yes, I was there. -Sheldon: You know what's interesting about caves, Leonard -Leonard：What -Sheldon: Nothing. -Leonard： Well, then we'll avoid Finkleday, we'll meet the new department head, congratulate him, shake his hand and go. -Sheldon: How's this Pleased to meet you, Dr. Gablehauser. "How fortunate for you that the university's chosen to hire you," despite the fact "that you've done no original research in 25 years, "and instead have written a series of popular books " that reduce the great concepts of science to a series of anecdotes, "each one dumb down to accommodate the duration of an average bowel movement." Mahalo. -Leonard：Mahalo is a nice touch. -Sheldon: You know there only eight consonants in the Hawaiian language -Leonard：Interesting. You should lead with that. -Raj：Oh, god, look at this buffet. I love America. -Leonard：You don't have buffets in India -Raj：Of course, but it's all Indian food. You can't find a bagel in Mumbai to save your life. Smear me. -Sheldon: Well, here's an interesting turn of events. -Leonard：What Howard brought a date -Sheldon: A more plausible explanation is that his work in robotics has made an amazing leap forward. -Howard：Hey, what up, science bitches 怎样，科学怪人们 恭喜他，跟他握手，然后就走。 这样如何 见到你很高兴，Gablehauser 博士。 您真幸运，学校雇用了您， 尽管您 25 年来都没做出什么原创研究， 而是写了一系列畅销书， 将科学这一伟大的概念降格为奇闻轶事， "每则故事都简单到能在一次肠部运动的时间内看完" (就 是厕所读物) Mahalo (夏威夷语的谢谢)。 Mahalo 是不错的修饰。 你知道夏威夷语里只有 8 个辅音吗 有趣，你就这么做开场白吧。 瞧瞧这自助餐。 我爱美国。 印度没自助餐吗 有，但都是印度菜。 在孟买你可找不到能救命的面包圈。 给我涂点酱。 事态的发展真是有趣。 怎么了 Howard 带了女伴 可能是他在机器人方面的研究取得了重大进展。 我最近一直在想着时光旅行。 为什么，你又撞上看不见的路障了 暂时先不说那个。 我想到如果我发明了完美的时间机器， 我会回到过去把它送给自己， 省得要自己发明它。 有趣。 是啊，让我减压不少。 听起来像是个大突破。 要我打电话给科学杂志让他们留下头版的位置吗 这可是时间旅行，Leonard 过去的我已经做过了。 那就等着祝贺你啦。 不，过去的你已经祝贺过我了。 我肯定在派对上不会开心的。 我知道，我了解你。 上次系里的派对 Finkleday 教授抓着我谈了 45 分钟的窑洞 挖掘。 我也在场。 你知道窑洞有什么好玩的吗，Leonard 什么 什么也没有。 那我们躲开他，我们会见到新的系主任。

00:00:01,140 --> 00:00:03,780不你想液态金属终结者No, see, the liquid-metal terminators were created200:00:03,840 --> 00:00:05,440是天网系统在未来世界创造的角色In the future by skynet,300:00:05,510 --> 00:00:07,310而天网系统是由麦尔斯·戴森开发的And skynet was developed by miles dyson,400:00:07,380 --> 00:00:08,980但这样的未来不会存在了But that future no longer exists500:00:09,040 --> 00:00:11,410因为戴森已经在终结者2里死了Due to dyson's death in terminator 2.600:00:11,500 --> 00:00:13,790好吧但你这样想Okay,read only this.700:00:14,340 --> 00:00:15,860假设所有正义的终结者一开始Assuming all the good terminators800:00:15,860 --> 00:00:18,940由天网系统创造时都是邪恶的Were originally evil terminators created by skynet900:00:19,010 --> 00:00:20,910是后来经约翰·康纳之手才重新改编了其程序But then reprogrammed by the future john connor,1000:00:20,980 --> 00:00:24,010那为什么天网系统如此一个人工智能Why would skynet, an artificial computer intelligence,1100:00:24,010 --> 00:00:27,930会去创造一个火辣的17岁小矮个机器人杀手? Bother to create a petite, hot, 17-year-old killer robot?1200:00:30,410 --> 00:00:31,910因为天网系统变态?Skynet is kinky?1300:00:31,980 --> 00:00:33,320我不知道I don't know...1400:00:33,320 --> 00:00:36,690人工智能可不会把小屁孩当恋物Artificial intelligences do not have teen fetishes.1500:00:36,690 --> 00:00:38,480好吧等等其实他们是想用它...All right. Wait! they use it to...1600:00:38,540 --> 00:00:40,410太晚了我赢了Too late. I win.1700:00:55,790 --> 00:00:57,600这究竟是什么玩意?What the hell is that?1800:00:58,580 --> 00:01:01,420我不知道但如果猫可以唱歌I don't know, but if cats could sing...1900:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,810它们也会受不了这个They'd hate it, too.2000:01:13,360 --> 00:01:14,790好啊伙计们Hey, guys!2100:01:14,980 --> 00:01:16,280你们去哪儿?Hi! where you going?2200:01:16,340 --> 00:01:17,270什么What?2300:01:17,270 --> 00:01:22,170我们出去寄些信还有...We just had to mail some letters and...2400:01:22,280 --> 00:01:24,460顺便把这些鸡肉扔了Throw away some chicken.2500:01:41,340 --> 00:01:43,110你们肯定猜不到刚才发生了什么You'll never guess what just happened.2600:01:43,110 --> 00:01:44,140我猜不到Oh, I give up.2700:01:44,210 --> 00:01:45,140我根本不用猜I don't guess.2800:01:45,210 --> 00:01:46,680作为一名科学家我们通过As a scientist, I reach conclusions2900:01:46,740 --> 00:01:49,270观察和试验来得出结论...Based on observation and experimentation...3000:01:49,460 --> 00:01:50,710虽然我现在正这么说Although as I'm saying this,3100:01:50,780 --> 00:01:52,640但我感觉你可能已经使用了It occurs to me you may have been employing3200:01:52,710 --> 00:01:55,410某种能带修辞的表达装置来使我的回应倍受争议A rhetorical device rendering my response moot.3300:01:56,240 --> 00:01:57,410那是什么东西?What was that?3400:01:57,480 --> 00:01:59,610你信不信他现在开窍了Believe it or not, personal growth.3500:01:59,620 --> 00:02:00,670是什么事?What happened?3600:02:00,670 --> 00:02:02,380是这样记不记得我曾经参加了All right, remember when I auditioned for that workshop3700:02:02,380 --> 00:02:04,000出租产品展示会的试镜却没通过Production of rent, but I didn't get it3800:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,140并且我没想通是什么原因?And I couldn't figure out why.3900:02:05,210 --> 00:02:07,240通过观察我得出了一点结论I have a conclusion based on an observation.4000:02:07,310 --> 00:02:08,440不你没有No, you don't.4100:02:08,510 --> 00:02:10,240不他没有No, he doesn't.4200:02:10,310 --> 00:02:11,920他们选中的那个女孩Well, the girl they picked to play mimi--4300:02:11,920 --> 00:02:14,000她退出了然后他们让我替代她She dropped out, and they asked me to replace her.4400:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,030恭喜你这是个契机啊Congratulations. what a lucky break.00:02:16,030 --> 00:02:17,940没什么大不了的就一晚上的亮相It's not that big a deal, just a one-night showcase,4600:02:17,940 --> 00:02:20,280但他们请了好多剧组人员和经纪人来But they invite a lot of casting people and agents.4700:02:20,340 --> 00:02:21,380去了才知道啦...So, you never know.4800:02:21,440 --> 00:02:23,260-我想我知道-不你不知道I think I know. no, you don't.4900:02:23,880 --> 00:02:25,440他不知道He doesn't.5000:02:25,510 --> 00:02:27,410这周五晚8点你们想不想来?It's this friday night at 8:00. you guys want to come?5100:02:27,480 --> 00:02:28,880-不-不No. no.5200:02:29,910 --> 00:02:32,110因为...Because... uh...5300:02:32,470 --> 00:02:35,340周五我们要参加一个Friday we are attending a symposium5400:02:35,410 --> 00:02:37,010关于分子正负的研讨会On molecular positronium.5500:02:37,080 --> 00:02:38,610我以为是下周二6点呢I think that's a week from tuesday,at 6:00.5600:02:38,610 --> 00:02:40,690不是这个周五No, it's this friday.5700:02:40,740 --> 00:02:42,5408点At 8:00.5800:02:42,710 --> 00:02:43,680太遗憾了Oh, too bad.5900:02:43,740 --> 00:02:44,800好了我得去排练了Well, I gotta get to rehearsal.6000:02:44,810 --> 00:02:46,400-再见了伙计们-再见See you guys. see ya.6100:02:51,740 --> 00:02:53,280你刚才对潘妮撒了谎You just lied to penny.6200:02:53,340 --> 00:02:55,040-是我撒了谎-而且你表现得Yes, I did. and you did it6300:02:55,110 --> 00:02:56,510如此从容没有呼吸急促So casually-- no rapid breathing,6400:02:56,510 --> 00:02:58,350也没有冒汗No increase in perspiration...6500:02:58,350 --> 00:02:59,380所以说?So?6600:02:59,380 --> 00:03:02,310所以说你撒谎时缺乏生理反应So, lack of a physiological response while lying6700:03:02,380 --> 00:03:05,200这是反社会暴力狂的特点Is characteristic of a violent sociopath.6800:03:05,220 --> 00:03:07,450谢尔顿你是在担心你的人身安全吗Sheldon, are you worried about your safety?6900:03:07,480 --> 00:03:09,520不我想如果你要杀了我No, I imagine if you were going to kill me,7000:03:09,520 --> 00:03:11,480你早就下手了You'd have done it a long time ago.7100:03:12,050 --> 00:03:14,150说得非常正确That's very true.7200:03:51,420 --> 00:03:54,130 天才也性感第一季第10集The Big Bang Theory S01E107300:04:00,150 --> 00:04:01,650 莱纳德Leonard?7400:04:01,710 --> 00:04:02,850 莱纳德Leonard?7500:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,180 -莱纳德-干嘛Leonard? what?7600:04:06,900 --> 00:04:08,780 我得找你谈谈I need to speak to you.7700:04:08,850 --> 00:04:10,490 现在是凌晨2点It's 2:00 in the morning!7800:04:10,490 --> 00:04:11,490 很重要的事It's important.7900:04:11,490 --> 00:04:14,120 我严重怀疑I highly doubt that.8000:04:14,310 --> 00:04:15,820走开Go away.8100:04:19,580 --> 00:04:21,760你还在外面吗Are you still out there?8200:04:22,740 --> 00:04:24,380没错Yes.8300:04:26,130 --> 00:04:27,510干嘛What?8400:04:28,450 --> 00:04:30,810你说的对我们还是天亮了再说吧You're right; it can wait until morning.8500:04:32,810 --> 00:04:34,210什么什么什么什么什么What, what, what, what, what?8600:04:34,280 --> 00:04:35,580没事儿Never mind.8700:04:35,650 --> 00:04:38,280很明显我在你熟睡的时候叫醒了你I clearly woke you up in the middle of a rem cycle.8800:04:38,350 --> 00:04:39,910你根本就没心情听我说话You're in no state of mind to talk.00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:41,900谢尔顿到底什么事Sheldon, what is it?9000:04:43,240 --> 00:04:46,910卷入了你对潘妮的欺骗事件我感到很不舒服I'm uncomfortable having been included in your lie to penny.9100:04:46,990 --> 00:04:48,710那我应该怎么说What was I supposed to say?9200:04:48,730 --> 00:04:50,080你可以跟她说实话You could have told her the truth.9300:04:50,150 --> 00:04:52,110那样会伤害她的That would have hurt her feelings.9400:04:52,720 --> 00:04:55,180这跟伤害她有什么关系?Is that a relevant factor?9500:04:55,480 --> 00:04:56,580当然有Yes.9600:04:56,700 --> 00:04:58,810那我想你应该答应她去的Then I suppose you could've agreed to go.9700:04:58,810 --> 00:05:01,430那我之后该怎么说?And what would I have said afterwards?9800:05:01,430 --> 00:05:03,620我会这么说I would suggest something to be a fact of9900:05:03,620 --> 00:05:05,850唱歌对你来说既不是一个合适的职业Singing is neither an appropriate vocation10000:05:05,910 --> 00:05:08,310也不是合适的副业如果你不同意Nor avocation for you, and if you disagree,10100:05:08,380 --> 00:05:09,800我建议你去做一个X光断层扫描I'd recommend you have a cat scan10200:05:09,830 --> 00:05:10,880看看是不是有肿瘤To look for a tumor pressing10300:05:10,880 --> 00:05:13,630压迫到了你大脑的认知处理单元On the cognitive processing centers of your brain.10400:05:15,460 --> 00:05:16,670我可说不出来I couldn't say that.10500:05:16,670 --> 00:05:18,610我只会说你真的太棒了I would have to say, "you were terrific10600:05:18,680 --> 00:05:21,110我好想再听一遍你的歌声And I can't wait to hear you sing again."10700:05:21,180 --> 00:05:23,450为什么Why?10800:05:23,510 --> 00:05:25,560这是人们交际的法则That's the social protocol.10900:05:25,560 --> 00:05:27,880当你朋友对自己很烂的东西引以为傲时It's what you do when you have a friend11000:05:27,880 --> 00:05:30,040你就应该这么做Who's proud of something they really suck at.11100:05:31,090 --> 00:05:32,750我以前不知道I was not aware of that.11200:05:32,810 --> 00:05:34,380那你现在知道了Well, now you are. oh.11300:05:34,450 --> 00:05:36,110好吧莱纳德All right. leonard?11400:05:36,180 --> 00:05:37,000怎么Yes?11500:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,490记得我们以前玩国际象棋吗When we played chess earlier,11600:05:38,490 --> 00:05:41,000你真的太棒了我真想能有机会再跟你切磋You were terrific, and I can't wait to play you again.11700:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,540晚安Good night.11800:05:46,720 --> 00:05:47,830莱纳德Leonard?11900:05:47,830 --> 00:05:48,970莱纳德Leonard?12000:05:48,970 --> 00:05:50,110莱纳德Leonard?12100:05:51,780 --> 00:05:53,050如果我真是反社会暴力狂This would be so much easier12200:05:53,110 --> 00:05:55,310那就好办多了If I were a violent sociopath.12300:05:55,310 --> 00:05:57,780莱纳德莱纳德Leonard? leonard?12400:05:57,850 --> 00:05:59,250怎么了What?12500:05:59,310 --> 00:06:02,210我刚才分析了下我们的谎话我在想I was analyzing our lie, and I believe we're in danger12600:06:02,280 --> 00:06:04,280潘妮要是看穿了我们的骗局我们就危险了Of penny seeing through the ruse.12700:06:04,350 --> 00:06:05,680怎么会How?12800:06:05,750 --> 00:06:07,380很简单如果她登陆Simple, If she were to log onto12900:06:07,450 --> 00:06:12,080 /Activities/Other(一学术网站) /activities/other,13000:06:12,150 --> 00:06:14,050点击"最近活动" 往下滚找到"研讨会"Click on "upcoming events," scroll down to "seminars,"13100:06:14,110 --> 00:06:15,600下载日程安排Download the pdf schedule,13200:06:15,600 --> 00:06:17,750然后查找分子正负的研讨会And look for the seminar on molecular positronium,13300:06:17,750 --> 00:06:18,750那可好了Well than...13400:06:19,480 --> 00:06:22,450我们就要火烧屁股了Our pants are metaphorically on fire.13500:06:27,090 --> 00:06:29,880好吧先生我今天不会让火烧到我屁股的Well, sir, my trousers will not be igniting today.13600:06:32,510 --> 00:06:33,650潘妮Penny?13700:06:33,710 --> 00:06:34,850潘妮Penny?13800:06:34,910 --> 00:06:36,250潘妮Penny?13900:06:37,770 --> 00:06:38,770早上好Good morning.14000:06:38,770 --> 00:06:40,650你知不知道现在几点?Do you have any idea what time it is?14100:06:40,710 --> 00:06:41,820我当然知道Of course I do.14200:06:41,820 --> 00:06:43,380我的手表连接着科罗拉多州的My watch is linked to the atomic clock14300:06:43,450 --> 00:06:45,680波尔得的原子钟In boulder, colorado.14400:06:45,750 --> 00:06:47,950精确到0.1秒It's accurate to one-tenth of a second.14500:06:48,260 --> 00:06:50,280但我在这说话的同时再一次But as I'm saying this, it occurs to me14600:06:50,350 --> 00:06:53,180我感觉你的问题可能是带修辞性的That, once again, your question may have been rhetorical.14700:06:53,250 --> 00:06:54,810你要干什么What do you want?14800:06:54,880 --> 00:06:56,080还记得莱纳德怎么跟你说Remember how leonard told you14900:06:56,150 --> 00:06:57,350为什么我们不能去看你表演吗We couldn't come to your performance15000:06:57,350 --> 00:06:59,180因为我们要参加研讨会Because we were attending a symposium15100:06:59,180 --> 00:07:01,050关于分子正负的On molecular positronium?15200:07:02,680 --> 00:07:05,450我记得有个研讨会I remember "symposium."15300:07:06,270 --> 00:07:08,410是的那是他骗你的Yes. well... he lied.15400:07:08,480 --> 00:07:09,610等等Wait.15500:07:09,680 --> 00:07:10,680什么What?15600:07:10,750 --> 00:07:11,680他跟你撒谎了He lied15700:07:11,680 --> 00:07:14,110我对此感到很忐忑不安And I'm feeling very uncomfortable about it.15800:07:14,180 --> 00:07:16,350知道我是什么感觉吗Well, imagine how I'm feeling.15900:07:17,860 --> 00:07:19,590饿?Hungry?16000:07:20,690 --> 00:07:22,440累?Tired?16100:07:22,650 --> 00:07:25,100对不起这真的不是我的强项I'm sorry, this really isn't my strong suit.16200:07:26,610 --> 00:07:28,120你告诉他我骗她?You told her I lied?16300:07:28,120 --> 00:07:29,980你为什么要告诉她我骗她?Why would you tell her I lied?16400:07:30,500 --> 00:07:32,060为了帮你To help you.16500:07:33,280 --> 00:07:35,060不好意思我没看到哪里有帮助I'm sorry, I'm not seeing the help.16600:07:35,060 --> 00:07:37,550她最终肯定会看穿你的谎言She was going to see through your lie eventually,16700:07:37,550 --> 00:07:40,670所以为了保护我我告诉她你撒了谎So I told her that you were lying to protect me. 16800:07:41,430 --> 00:07:43,760我有种不好的感觉Ohh... I'm getting a bad feeling.16900:07:44,260 --> 00:07:45,610饿了?Hunger?17000:07:46,700 --> 00:07:47,760消化不良?Indigestion?17100:07:47,760 --> 00:07:50,330对不起我真的不擅长这个I'm sorry, I'm really not very good at this.17200:07:50,330 --> 00:07:51,300总之Anyway,17300:07:51,300 --> 00:07:53,380潘妮现在已经相信Penny now believes that, on friday night,17400:07:53,450 --> 00:07:54,680周五的晚上我们要去参加We're going to participate17500:07:54,750 --> 00:07:57,790我表弟里奥珀德的戒毒调停会In my cousin leopold's drug intervention.17600:07:58,410 --> 00:08:00,910你的表弟里奥珀德Your cousin leopold.17700:08:00,980 --> 00:08:03,110大部分人叫他里奥但你叫他里他也会答应Who most people call leo, but he also answers to lee.17800:08:03,180 --> 00:08:04,680记住这点这很关键Remember that. it's important.17900:08:04,750 --> 00:08:06,200有什么好关键的?What's important?18000:08:06,200 --> 00:08:07,850细节莱纳德Details, leonard-- the success18100:08:07,910 --> 00:08:09,510骗人的成功或失败Or failure of our deceitful enterprise18200:08:09,580 --> 00:08:11,540就是取决于细节Turns on details.18300:08:11,540 --> 00:08:13,480-你真有个表弟叫里奥珀德? -没有Do you have a cousin leopold? no.18400:08:13,550 --> 00:08:14,780他是我捏造的I made him up.18500:08:15,730 --> 00:08:18,410我觉得你应该叫他里I think you'd call him lee.18600:08:18,480 --> 00:08:19,580我不明白了I don't get it.18700:08:19,650 --> 00:08:21,110我已经跟她撒过一次谎了I already told her a lie.18800:08:21,180 --> 00:08:23,950为什么要再撒一个不同的谎?Why replace it with a different lie?18900:08:24,010 --> 00:08:26,280首先你的谎话很可笑且容易被识破Well, first of all, your lie was laughably transparent,19000:08:26,350 --> 00:08:28,710而我的却十分缜密且难以识破Where mine is exquisitely convoluted.19100:08:29,680 --> 00:08:31,030在你睡觉的时候While you were sleeping,19200:08:31,030 --> 00:08:34,520我组建了一个"非不可解释"网站I was weaving an un-unravelable web.19300:08:34,670 --> 00:08:36,060非不可解释?Un-unravelable?19400:08:36,060 --> 00:08:37,010是的Yes.19500:08:37,080 --> 00:08:38,880如果她在Google里搜索"里奥珀德·休斯顿"If she googles "leopold houston,"19600:08:38,900 --> 00:08:40,270她会找到一个Facebook(美国交友网站)页面She'll find a facebook page,19700:08:40,270 --> 00:08:42,610一个在线博客里面有描述他吸毒走向堕落的过程An online blog depicting his descent into drug use19800:08:42,680 --> 00:08:46,550而且在(美国婚介网站)有个绝望但仍有希望的名单And a desperate yet hopeful listing on .19900:08:47,500 --> 00:08:49,280好吧但是为什么Okay, why would I go20000:08:49,280 --> 00:08:51,510我要去参加你表弟的戒毒调停会To a drug intervention for your cousin?20100:08:51,580 --> 00:08:54,750因为那在长滩而我又不会开车Ah! because it's in long beach, and I don't drive.20200:08:56,150 --> 00:08:57,380我们要去长滩?We're going to long beach?20300:08:57,450 --> 00:08:59,050不当然不根本就没有表弟里奥No, of course not. there's no cousin leo.20400:08:59,110 --> 00:09:00,250也没有调停会There's no intervention.20500:09:00,310 --> 00:09:01,550动动脑子莱纳德Focus, leonard.20600:09:01,610 --> 00:09:02,580不会吧Aw, come on.20700:09:03,980 --> 00:09:06,470我们只需要在周五晚上离开家We just leave the house on friday night and we return20800:09:06,470 --> 00:09:08,530然后等到凌晨再回来In the wee hours, emotionally wrung out,20900:09:08,530 --> 00:09:11,550带着一幅坚信里奥回戒毒所后能改邪归正的表情From the work of convincing leo to go back into rehab.21000:09:11,550 --> 00:09:12,580他还要回戒毒所?He goes back into rehab?21100:09:12,650 --> 00:09:15,210没错并且要是潘妮再邀请我们听她唱歌Yes, but, he can relapse if penny21200:09:15,280 --> 00:09:17,350他随时可以毒瘾发作的Ever invites us to hear her sing again.21300:09:19,910 --> 00:09:22,010你毕竟还是告诉她我撒谎了You still told her I lied.21400:09:22,080 --> 00:09:23,780但初衷很高尚的你是为了帮助我For a noble purpose-- to spare me21500:09:23,850 --> 00:09:24,910避免让人知道我有个吸毒的弟弟The social embarrassment21600:09:24,980 --> 00:09:27,180这一让人尴尬的事情Of having a drug-addled first cousin--21700:09:27,250 --> 00:09:29,680我假设这是很尴尬对吗Which I'm assuming is embarrassing, yes?21800:09:31,350 --> 00:09:33,550我怎么可能记住这么多乱七八糟的How am I supposed to remember all of this?21900:09:33,610 --> 00:09:35,150最精彩的部分到了你根本不用去记Oh, that's the best part. you don't have to.22000:09:35,210 --> 00:09:37,110我对潘妮说如果你发现See, I told penny that you would be embarrassed22100:09:37,180 --> 00:09:39,350她知道你骗她的话你会很尴尬If you knew that she found out that you had lied,22200:09:39,410 --> 00:09:40,750所以她同意装作像上个谎话So she's agreed to operate22300:09:40,810 --> 00:09:43,550还没被拆穿一样装作什么都不知道As if the original lie is still in force.22400:09:45,950 --> 00:09:48,410所以她以为我是撒谎So she's expecting me to lie about going22500:09:48,480 --> 00:09:50,750说去帕萨迪纳市开研讨会To a symposium in pasadena,22600:09:50,810 --> 00:09:52,550而实际上我们假装正要去When, in actuality, we're pretending22700:09:52,610 --> 00:09:55,880长滩参加你弟弟的戒毒调停会To go to a drug intervention in long beach.22800:09:55,950 --> 00:09:57,980非不可解释Un-unravelable.22900:10:00,290 --> 00:10:00,850潘妮Oh, hey, penny.23000:10:00,850 --> 00:10:03,390你看看你都整装待发准备好演出了Wow, look at you, all ready for your showcase.23100:10:03,460 --> 00:10:04,990-你看上去真漂亮-谢谢You look great. thanks.23200:10:05,060 --> 00:10:07,460我只是想过来看看并且祝你们好运I just wanted to come by and wish you guys luck23300:10:07,520 --> 00:10:09,320关于你们的...研讨会With your... symposium.23400:10:11,190 --> 00:10:13,080谢谢你Well, thank you.23500:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,660我必须要跟你说很多人都会You know, I got to tell you, a lot of friends23600:10:14,660 --> 00:10:16,080让他们的朋友孤零零一个人Would let their friend go alone,23700:10:16,080 --> 00:10:17,180但你不是这样的人But that's not who you are.23800:10:17,180 --> 00:10:20,160你是那种总陪在朋友身边的人You are the kind of guy who stands by a friend23900:10:20,160 --> 00:10:24,280即使当他有个...研讨会要去参加When... when he has a symposium to go to.24000:10:27,190 --> 00:10:29,410我不知道怎么说I don't know what to say.24100:10:30,120 --> 00:10:31,360没事的莱纳德It's okay, leonard.24200:10:31,360 --> 00:10:33,400哦好的不错Oh, okay, all right, good.24300:10:34,260 --> 00:10:36,190伙计大家一起来抱抱Oh, boy, group hug. uh-uh.24400:10:37,060 --> 00:10:38,990好吧Okay.24500:10:39,060 --> 00:10:40,260怎么了?So, what's up?24600:10:40,260 --> 00:10:42,380潘妮正要去一个Well, penny is on her way to perform24700:10:42,380 --> 00:10:44,630出租用品展示会进行表演In a one-night showcase production of rent,24800:10:44,630 --> 00:10:46,690而我们不能去了因为我们要去参加Which we are unable to attend, because we're going24900:10:46,760 --> 00:10:49,490由伊米尔·法尔曼法尔米安博士主讲的To a symposium on molecular positronium25000:10:49,560 --> 00:10:52,290关于分子正负的研讨会Given by dr. emil farmanfarmian.25100:10:52,290 --> 00:10:54,250等等法尔曼法尔米安要来Wait a minute-- farmanfarmian is speaking25200:10:54,250 --> 00:10:56,320而你们竟然霸占这个研讨会?And you're bogarting the symposium?25300:10:57,320 --> 00:10:58,220霍华德对不...我们...Howard, I'm sorr... we-we...25400:10:58,220 --> 00:11:00,740不不你们保密到连夸克都透不过No, no, you're quark-blocking us.25500:11:03,030 --> 00:11:05,630我不知道怎么说I don't know what to say.25600:11:06,860 --> 00:11:08,390-霍华德听着... -不没关系Howard, listen... no, it's okay.25700:11:08,460 --> 00:11:09,660那是你的命根子It's your millennium falcon.25800:11:09,720 --> 00:11:11,710你可以跟楚巴卡(体型高大、身披毛发的战士)得到任何你们想要的You and chewbacca do whatever you want to do.25900:11:12,720 --> 00:11:14,490我跟莱娅公主(星战人物)Me and princess leia here26000:11:14,560 --> 00:11:16,760会找点别的事来度过今晚Will find some other way to spend the evening.26100:11:16,820 --> 00:11:18,920霍华德等等Howard, wait. wai...26200:11:18,990 --> 00:11:21,990谢尔顿我觉得我们得告诉他们Sheldon, I think we should tell them.26300:11:22,060 --> 00:11:24,560好吧当然可以Okay, sure.26400:11:24,620 --> 00:11:27,060我觉得没有任何问题I don't see a problem with that.26500:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,720根本就没有什么研讨会There's no symposium.26600:11:28,790 --> 00:11:31,390莱纳德跟我撒了谎是不是莱纳德?Leonard lied to me. isn't that right, leonard?26700:11:34,020 --> 00:11:36,680我不知道怎么说I don't know what to say!26800:11:36,680 --> 00:11:38,010没关系我来说It's okay; I do.26900:11:38,010 --> 00:11:40,590莱纳德其实在帮谢尔顿解决家庭危机Look, leonard is helping sheldon through a family crisis.27000:11:40,660 --> 00:11:42,090他编了整个什么研讨会的故事He made up the whole story about the symposium27100:11:42,630 --> 00:11:45,240什么法尔曼...法尔米安...博士With dr. farman... farmian...27200:11:45,240 --> 00:11:47,000你真强Good for you.27300:11:48,120 --> 00:11:49,920因为他不想让谢尔顿尴尬...because he didn't want sheldon to be embarrassed.27400:11:49,990 --> 00:11:51,960其实这根本没什么可尴尬的知道吗And there is nothing to be embarrassed about, okay?27500:11:52,020 --> 00:11:54,420在美国谁家都会有个亲戚Every family in america has a relative27600:11:54,490 --> 00:11:57,620干点不大光彩的事情Holed up in a garage somewhere huffing paint thinner.27700:11:57,690 --> 00:11:59,230不我也糊涂了No, I'm lost, too.27800:11:59,230 --> 00:12:01,220我觉得她跳过了一步I think she skipped a step.27900:12:01,420 --> 00:12:02,590不是你们听我说No, look.28000:12:02,660 --> 00:12:04,840谢尔顿的表弟里奥逃离了戒毒所Sheldon's cousin leo escaped rehab,28100:12:04,840 --> 00:12:06,430他现在躲在长滩的一家汽车旅馆And he's in a motel 8 in long beach.28200:12:06,430 --> 00:12:08,690他们全家出动参加调停会The whole family's going out for an intervention.28300:12:08,760 --> 00:12:10,420莱纳德要开车送谢尔顿去Leonard is driving sheldon down there28400:12:10,490 --> 00:12:13,260帮他表弟渡过难关因为他真的是个好人哦To help him through this, because he's such a good man.28500:12:13,320 --> 00:12:15,720又抱我一次? 谢谢Oh, another hug? thank you.28600:12:16,900 --> 00:12:18,490好了朋友们祝你们好运All right, you guys, good luck.28700:12:18,560 --> 00:12:19,590谢谢潘妮Thanks, penny.28800:12:19,660 --> 00:12:20,790祝你演出成功Oh-- break a leg.28900:12:20,860 --> 00:12:22,890演出成功Break a leg.29000:12:22,960 --> 00:12:24,590开车去长滩So, road trip to long beach.29100:12:24,660 --> 00:12:26,360不我们不去长滩No. we're not going to long beach.29200:12:26,410 --> 00:12:27,040为什么Why not?29300:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,590因为谢尔顿根本就没有一个Because sheldon doesn't have29400:12:28,660 --> 00:12:30,220吸毒的叫里奥珀德的表弟A drug-addicted cousin leopold.29500:12:30,290 --> 00:12:32,260太遗憾了Oh, too bad.29600:12:32,790 --> 00:12:34,710我一直都想去长滩I've always wanted to go to long beach.29700:12:34,710 --> 00:12:36,420的确是个不错的地方It's a very nice community.29800:12:36,420 --> 00:12:38,060玛丽女王号就停靠在那里The queen mary is docked there.29900:12:38,060 --> 00:12:40,140它曾是世上最大的远洋客轮Once the largest ocean liner in the world,30000:12:40,140 --> 00:12:41,440现在成了一家酒店和餐厅It's now a hotel and restaurant,30100:12:41,440 --> 00:12:43,260为顾客提供极其扣人心弦的Where they host a surprisingly gripping30200:12:43,320 --> 00:12:45,160离奇谋杀主题晚宴Murder mystery dinner.30300:12:45,220 --> 00:12:46,420听起来挺有趣我要去Sounds fun. I'm game.30400:12:46,490 --> 00:12:47,420出发!Shotgun!30500:12:47,490 --> 00:12:49,490别别别No, no, no.30600:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,960莱纳德要坐前排否则他会恶心呕吐Leonard gets nauseous unless he sits in front,30700:12:52,020 --> 00:12:53,390不过即便这样也很难保证And even then, it's iffy.30800:12:54,720 --> 00:12:58,160等等我们...真要去长滩啊?!Wait, are we... really going to long beach?!。

好吧，不管怎么说，我在想你能不能帮我个忙
-Leonard: Yes.
没问题。
-Penny：Okay, great. I'm having some furniture delivered tomorrow and I may not be here, so... Oh. H… Hello.
太好了。明天我有些家具要运过来，我可能不在家，所以... 你...你们好…
莱恩小姐此时大约速度在120英里/时，
hits them and is immediately slice into three equal pieces.
猛撞上超人的手臂后，她会马上被切成三等分。
-Leonard: Unless Superman matches her speed and decelerates.
别放在心上。这是他的病状，他没法和女人说话。
-Howard: He can’t talk to attractive women or in your case, a cheesecake scented goddess.
没法和迷人的女人说话，而你是芝士蛋糕香气逼人的女神。
-Leonard: So there's going to be some furniture delivered
-Howard：And you don't have a problem with that How does he fly at night
你没发现问题吗 那他在夜里怎么飞行
-Sheldon: Oh, a combination of the moon's solar reflection
哦，结合月球的日光反射，
泰国自19世纪后半期起使用餐叉。

你刚下班啊，太好了。工作怎么样
-Penny：Well, you know, it's a Cheesecake Factory.
你知道嘛？芝士蛋糕工厂？
People order cheesecake and I bring it to them…

人们购买蛋糕，我给他们就行。
-Leonard: So you kind of act like a carbohydrate delivery system. -Penny：Yeah. Call it whatever you want, I get my minimum wage.
别放在心上。这是他的病状，他没法和女人说话。 没法和迷人的女人说话，而你是芝士蛋糕香气逼人的女神。 那么，有家具要搬过来 对。如果明天送来时我不在，你能帮我签收一下吗
但有花生油吧 我不清楚。
Everyone keep an eye on Howard in case he starts to swell up.
-Sheldon: Since it's not bee season, you can have my epinephrine. -Howard: Are there any chopsticks？ -Sheldon: You don't need chopsticks. This is Thai food. -Leonard: Here we go. -Sheldon: Thailand has had the fork since the latter half of the 19th Century.
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第一季 2 集: The Big Bang Theory

Raj，不要，这是个陷阱! 他们在夹击我们!
-Raj：He's got me!
我被打中了!
-Leonard：Sheldon, he's got raj. Use your sleep spell!
Sheldon，他打中Raj了，快用你的催眠咒!
Sheldon Sheldon
Sheldon Sheldon
第一季 3集: The Fuzzy Boots Corollary
-Howard：All right, just a few more feet. And...
非常好，再前进几步...
here we are, gentlemen, the gates of Elzebob.
准备好，先生们，Elzebob大门到了。
我是暗夜精灵盗贼，你们没有读过角色介绍吗
Wait, wait, wait! Somebody just clicked "buy it now.
等等! 有人点击了"立即购买"
-Howard：Ooh, I’m the sword master.
我是剑圣!
-Sheldon：Ooh, I'm all sweaty. Anybody want to log on to second life and go swimming
准备好了。
-Howard：Raj, blow the gatees.
推开大门。
Control, shift... b!
Control，Shift...B!
Oh, my god, so many goblins!
天啊，那么多地精!
-Howard：Don't just stand there, slash and move, slash and move!

The Big Bang Theory Season01 Chi-Eng ScriptThe Big Bang Theory S01E01 第一季第一集100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,460如果一个光子打向有两个狭缝的平面So if a photon is directed through a plane200:00:02,580 --> 00:00:04,150如果有一个狭缝可以观测到with two slits in it and either slit is observed,300:00:04,150 --> 00:00:05,150那它没有同时通过两个狭缝it will not go through both slits.400:00:05,270 --> 00:00:06,450如果观测不到那它会通过If it's unobserved,it will.500:00:06,570 --> 00:00:09,010但如果它是在离开平面后However,if it's observed after it's left the plane600:00:09,100 --> 00:00:10,300在击中目标物之前被观测到But before it hits its target,700:00:10,310 --> 00:00:11,680那它不会同时通过两个狭缝it won't have gone through both slits.800:00:11,850 --> 00:00:13,860没错你想说什么Agreed. what's your point?生活大爆炸第一季中英双语对照剧本-------------------两栏省纸打印版------------------900:00:14,050 --> 00:00:17,240没什么我只是觉得这个主意放在T恤上不错There's no point,I just think it's a good idea for a t-shirt.1000:00:22,670 --> 00:00:24,340-您好 -稍等-excuse me. -hang on.1100:00:28,720 --> 00:00:30,340横1是"爱琴海"One across is "aegean."1200:00:30,460 --> 00:00:31,850竖8是"纳巴科夫"(1899-1977 俄裔美国小说家)Eight down is "nabokov."1300:00:31,980 --> 00:00:34,330横26"MCM"26 across is "mcm."1400:00:34,600 --> 00:00:36,900竖14是...你手挡住了...14 down is... move your finger...1500:00:37,780 --> 00:00:40,410是"门"(生物分类) 所以说横十四是"太子港"(海地首都)"phylum" which makes 14 across"port-au-prince"1600:00:42,050 --> 00:00:45,270你看 "Papa Doc"(海地总统绰号)提示了所以是"太子港"See,"papa doc's capitol idea," that's "port-au-prince."1700:00:46,770 --> 00:00:47,770在海地Haiti.1800:00:49,280 --> 00:00:50,870-需要帮忙吗 -是的-can I help you? -yes.1900:00:53,770 --> 00:00:57,020这里是高智商精子库吗Is this the high-iq sperm bank?2000:00:58,590 --> 00:01:01,280如果这还要问的话那你可能不该来这If you have to ask,maybe you shouldn't be here.2100:01:02,460 --> 00:01:04,030我看就是这儿了I think this is the place.2200:01:05,240 --> 00:01:06,960-把表格填了 -谢谢-fill these out. -thank you.2300:01:07,200 --> 00:01:09,020-马上就好 -不急-we'll be right back. -take your time.24 00:01:09,210 --> 00:01:11,370我正好把填字游戏做完I'll just finish my crossword puzzle.2500:01:12,670 --> 00:01:13,950等等Oh,wait.2600:01:25,120 --> 00:01:27,160莱纳德我觉得我做不到Leonard,I don't think I can do this.2700:01:27,380 --> 00:01:29,690开什么玩笑你都是"半职业选手"了What,are you kidding? you're a semi-pro.2800:01:30,870 --> 00:01:33,200不是的我们这是在犯基因欺诈罪No. we are committing genetic fraud.2900:01:33,380 --> 00:01:35,080我们的精子并不能保证There's no guarantee that our sperm3000:01:35,110 --> 00:01:36,790将来就能生出高智商的后代is going to generate high-iqOffspring.3100:01:36,800 --> 00:01:39,560你想想我姐姐和我的DNA结构相同Think about that. I have a sister with the same basic dna mix3200:01:39,680 --> 00:01:41,340可她只是快餐店的女服务生Who hostesses at fuddruckers.3300:01:42,580 --> 00:01:44,420谢尔顿当初是你要来的Sheldon,this was your idea.3400:01:44,670 --> 00:01:45,790这点补贴能让我们A little extra money to get3500:01:45,800 --> 00:01:48,180在寓所里拥有分式T-1带宽fractional t-1 bandwidth in the apartment.3600:01:48,240 --> 00:01:50,940我知道我的确渴望更快的下载速度I know,and I do yearn for faster downloads.3700:01:51,940 --> 00:01:53,070但那些可怜的女人们But there's some poor woman3800:01:53,110 --> 00:01:55,250会把希望寄托在我精子上的who's gonna pin her hopes on my sperm.3900:01:55,290 --> 00:01:57,900如果她最后发现那小不点连曲线下面积What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use4000:01:58,030 --> 00:02:01,470该用积分还是微分算都不知道她会怎么想An integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve? 4100:02:02,360 --> 00:02:04,960-我肯定她还是会爱他的 -我不会-i'm sure she'll still love him. -i wouldn't.4200:02:07,140 --> 00:02:08,630你现在想怎么样Well,what do you want to do?4300:02:08,750 --> 00:02:09,750我想走了I want to leave.4400:02:11,550 --> 00:02:12,890该怎么跟她说呢What's the protocol for leaving?4500:02:13,240 --> 00:02:16,480我不知道...我以前从来没在捐献精子时中途走人过I don't know... I've never reneged on a proffer of sperm before.4600:02:18,020 --> 00:02:19,470我们就直接走吧Let's try just walking out.4700:02:31,630 --> 00:02:33,850-再见 -再见很高兴见到你-bye. -bye. nice meeting you.4800:02:36,820 --> 00:02:38,550你还在为那个精子库的事生气吗Are you still mad about the sperm bank?4900:02:38,660 --> 00:02:39,180没有No.5000:02:40,940 --> 00:02:43,850你想不想听有关楼梯的有趣事情You want to hear an interesting thing about stairs?5100:02:44,320 --> 00:02:45,370不太想Not really.5200:02:46,090 --> 00:02:48,950如果有一格阶梯的高度存在哪怕两毫米的微小差距If the height of a single step is off by as little as two millimeters,5300:02:49,090 --> 00:02:51,410-大多数人会被绊倒 -跟我无关-most people will trip. -i don't care.5400:02:53,300 --> 00:02:55,090两毫...那不太可能吧Two milli... that doesn't seem right.5500:02:55,210 --> 00:02:57,630不是真的我12岁时做过一系列试验No,it's true,I did a series of experiments when I was 125600:02:57,750 --> 00:02:59,280我爸爸还摔断了锁骨My father broke his clavicle.5700:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,550 你就是因为这个被他们送去寄宿学校的? Is that why they sent you to boarding school?5800:03:02,680 --> 00:03:05,350不是是因为我那些关于激光的试验No. that was a result of my work with lasers.5900:03:11,360 --> 00:03:12,390这是新邻居?New neighbor?6000:03:12,610 --> 00:03:13,610很明显Evidently.6100:03:14,060 --> 00:03:16,680比起上一个的水准真是有显著提高Significant improvement over the old neighbor.6200:03:17,760 --> 00:03:19,870那个体重200磅有皮肤问题的异装癖者? 200-pound transvestite with a skin condition?6300:03:19,990 --> 00:03:20,990那是没错Yes,she is.6400:03:23,470 --> 00:03:25,370-你好 -你好-oh,hi. -hi.6500:03:30,260 --> 00:03:32,470我们不想打搅你我们就住你对面We don't mean to interrupt. we live across the hall.6600:03:32,710 --> 00:03:34,390你们真好啊Oh,that's nice.6700:03:35,450 --> 00:03:37,390我们不是住在一起我是说...We don't live together. I mean...6800:03:38,090 --> 00:03:39,190我们是住在一起We live together,6900:03:39,310 --> 00:03:42,290不过是在分开的异性恋的卧室里But in separate,heterosexual bedrooms.7000:03:43,720 --> 00:03:44,720好的Okay,well...7100:03:44,910 --> 00:03:46,780看来你们就是我的新邻居了我叫佩妮Guess I'm your new neighbor. penny.7200:03:47,190 --> 00:03:48,830-我是莱纳德他是谢尔顿 -你好-leonard. sheldon. -hi.7300:03:53,370 --> 00:03:54,410那么...Well...7400:03:55,280 --> 00:03:56,620欢迎成为我们的邻居Welcome to the building.7500:03:57,050 --> 00:03:59,220谢谢你我们可以什么时候喝喝咖啡Thank you. maybe we can have coffee sometime.7600:03:59,340 --> 00:04:01,150很好啊Great.7700:04:04,190 --> 00:04:06,430-那...再见 -再见-well... bye. -bye.7800:04:10,410 --> 00:04:12,140我们要不要请她来吃午饭?Should we have invited her for lunch?7900:04:12,600 --> 00:04:15,210不我们要开始看太空堡垒卡拉狄加第二季No.We're gonna start season two of battlestar galactica.8000:04:15,840 --> 00:04:17,820第二季的DVD我们已经看过了We already watched the season two dvds.8100:04:17,940 --> 00:04:19,120但评论音轨还没看Not with commentary.8200:04:21,800 --> 00:04:23,750我觉得我们应该做个好邻居I think we should be good neighbors8300:04:23,870 --> 00:04:25,760请她作客让她觉得亲切And invite her over,make her feel welcome.8400:04:26,270 --> 00:04:28,940我们从没请过那个叫路易还是叫路易斯的过来We never invited louie-slash-louise over.8500:04:30,150 --> 00:04:31,790那是我们的不对And that was wrong of us.8600:04:31,920 --> 00:04:33,360我们得扩大下我们的朋友圈子We need to widen our circle.8700:04:33,770 --> 00:04:35,900我的朋友圈子已经很大了I have a very wide circle.8800:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,830我的空间上有212个好友I have 212 friends on myspace.8900:04:40,800 --> 00:04:42,960不错可他们你一个也没见过Yes,and you've never met one of them.9000:04:43,710 --> 00:04:45,060这正是其美妙之处That's the beauty of it.9100:04:47,470 --> 00:04:49,070 我要请她过来I'm gonna invite her over.9200:04:49,570 --> 00:04:52,140我们可以好好吃一顿然后...聊天We'll have a nice meal and... chat.9300:04:52,350 --> 00:04:55,100聊天? 我们平时不聊天至少下了网不聊Chat? we don't chat. at least not offline.9400:04:57,480 --> 00:04:58,810这没什么难的It's not difficult.9500:04:58,930 --> 00:05:00,450你只要听着她讲些什么You just listen to what she says9600:05:00,570 --> 00:05:03,390然后你适当地回应她一些And then you say something appropriate in response.9700:05:04,790 --> 00:05:05,790那最后要干什么?To what end?9800:05:07,770 --> 00:05:09,370你好...又来了Hi... again.9900:05:09,490 --> 00:05:11,370你好Hi.10000:05:12,650 --> 00:05:13,670那个...Anyway...10100:05:14,250 --> 00:05:15,770我们带了印度菜回来We brought home indian food.10200:05:16,790 --> 00:05:17,790然后...And...10300:05:18,310 --> 00:05:20,480我知道搬家可能会很累I know that moving can be stressful,10400:05:20,610 --> 00:05:22,780并且我发现当我身心俱疲时And I find that when I'm undergoing stress,10500:05:22,910 --> 00:05:26,060美食和伙伴能让我感觉很舒坦That good food and company can have a comforting effect.10600:05:27,280 --> 00:05:30,430还有咖喱本身有通便功效我想我不必再说Also,curry is a natural laxative,and I don't have to tell you10700:05:30,550 --> 00:05:33,180你知道如果大肠通畅...That,you know,a clean colon is just...108 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,290那又可以少一件操心事了One less thing to worry about.10900:05:37,080 --> 00:05:39,900这方面我不在行不过我相信如果是邀请别人吃午餐I'm no expert,but I believe in the context of a luncheon invitation,11000:05:40,030 --> 00:05:42,480你最好不要说些肠运动的事You might want to skip the reference to bowel movements.11100:05:43,100 --> 00:05:44,850你们是在邀请我过去吃饭?You're inviting me over to eat?11200:05:45,930 --> 00:05:46,430是的Yes.11300:05:47,270 --> 00:05:49,230你们真好我很乐意Oh,that's so nice. I'd love to.11400:05:49,400 --> 00:05:50,400太好了Great.11500:05:50,550 --> 00:05:52,900你们平时都玩些什么So,what do you guys do for fun around here?11600:05:53,690 --> 00:05:56,320今天我们尝试过靠自慰来挣钱Today we tried masturbating for money.11700:06:25,370 --> 00:06:27,200好了就当在自己家一样Okay,make yourself at home.11800:06:27,480 --> 00:06:28,480谢谢Thank you.11900:06:28,810 --> 00:06:29,940不用谢You're very welcome.12000:06:34,280 --> 00:06:36,020这些东西看上去真深奥啊This looks like some serious stuff.12100:06:36,140 --> 00:06:39,210-莱纳德这是你写的? -不这是我的-leonard,did you do this? -actually,that's my work.12200:06:41,160 --> 00:06:43,650不错只是一些量子力学而已Yeah. well,it's just some quantum mechanics12300:06:43,770 --> 00:06:45,990边上还随便写了一点点弦理论With a little string theory doodling around the edges.12400:06:46,110 --> 00:06:47,610那部分是我开的玩笑That part there,that's just a joke. 12500:06:47,730 --> 00:06:50,600讽刺下波恩-奥本海默近似It's a spoof of the born-oppenheimer approximation.12600:06:52,020 --> 00:06:55,340这么说你就像是"美丽心灵"里那种天才一样So you're like one of those beautiful mind genius guys.12700:06:56,420 --> 00:06:57,130是吧Yeah.12800:06:59,100 --> 00:07:01,360-真让人赞叹 -我也有块板-this is really impressive. -i have a board.12900:07:01,480 --> 00:07:03,560如果你喜欢板这块是我的If you like boards,this is my board.13000:07:04,650 --> 00:07:05,910上帝啊Holy smokes.13100:07:06,030 --> 00:07:07,490如果你说"上帝啊"是想If by "holy smokes",you mean13200:07:07,620 --> 00:07:09,480再一次强调说你能在任何一个麻省理工的A derivative restatement of the kind of stuff13300:07:09,630 --> 00:07:12,660男生寝室墙上发现那些涂鸦那一点没错You can find scribbled on the wall of any men's room at mit,sure.13400:07:13,570 --> 00:07:14,880-什么? -得了吧-what? -come on.13500:07:15,000 --> 00:07:18,610谁没看到那微分上面写着"我打住了心碎了算不下去了"Who hasn't seen this differential below "here I sit,broken-hearted"?13600:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,530至少我不会为了解决个数学问题At least I didn't have to invent 26 dimensions13700:07:21,650 --> 00:07:22,920去发明个什么26维出来Just to make the math come out.13800:07:23,050 --> 00:07:24,500我没有创造发明他们本来就有I didn't invent them. they're there.13900:07:24,620 --> 00:07:27,740-哪个宇宙有? -所有的都有...这就是我说的关键-in what universe? -in all of them... that is the point.14000:07:28,770 --> 00:07:30,180你们介意我先开吃吗Do you guys mind if I start? 14100:07:30,780 --> 00:07:31,780佩妮...Penny...14200:07:32,640 --> 00:07:33,910这是我的座位That's where l sit.14300:07:35,910 --> 00:07:37,080那你坐我旁边So,sit next to me.14400:07:38,900 --> 00:07:40,320不...我坐那里的No... I sit there.14500:07:41,970 --> 00:07:42,980有什么区别What's the difference?14600:07:43,120 --> 00:07:45,180-什么区别? -开始了-what's the difference? -here we go.14700:07:45,980 --> 00:07:48,290在冬天这个位子离暖气比较近所以比较暖和In the winter,that seat is close enough to the radiator14800:07:48,410 --> 00:07:51,260但也不至于太近以至于引起出汗To remain warm,and yet not so close as to cause perspiration14900:07:51,410 --> 00:07:53,770在夏天通过窗子吹进来的风直接在这里交叉In the summer,it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze15000:07:53,920 --> 00:07:55,840就是这边和那边的窗户Created by opening windows there and there.15100:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,580看电视正好有个角度It faces the television at an angle15200:07:57,700 --> 00:08:00,140不会太正从而影响跟别人说话That is neither direct,thus discouraging conversation,15300:08:00,300 --> 00:08:02,710也不会太斜从而造成脖子酸疼Nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion.15400:08:02,830 --> 00:08:06,040我还能继续不过我觉得你已经明白我的意思了I could go on,but I think I've made my point.15500:08:09,310 --> 00:08:10,600你想让我移开吗Do you want me to move?15600:08:10,730 --> 00:08:12,630你就随便坐一下吧-well... -just sit somewhere else. 15700:08:14,910 --> 00:08:15,910好的Fine.15800:08:34,130 --> 00:08:35,200谢尔顿坐下!Sheldon,sit!15900:08:40,830 --> 00:08:42,150这样很好啊Well,this is nice.16000:08:42,360 --> 00:08:43,950不太有人来我们这里作客的We don't have a lot of company over.16100:08:44,070 --> 00:08:46,790不是吧库萨帕里和沃尔维茨就经常过来That's not true. koothrappali and wolowitz come over all the time.16200:08:46,910 --> 00:08:48,300-是我知道但... -星期二晚上-yes i know,but... -tuesday night,16300:08:48,430 --> 00:08:50,260我们还玩"克林贡拼字游戏"玩到凌晨一点(克林贡是外星人)We played klingon boggle till 1:00 a.m.16400:08:50,280 --> 00:08:51,290是我记得Yeah,I remember.16500:08:51,420 --> 00:08:53,250-不要说我们没有伙伴 -对不起-don't say we don't have company. -sorry.16600:08:53,370 --> 00:08:56,280-这是社交上很消极的暗示 -我说对不起了-that has negative social implications. -i said I'm sorry!16700:08:58,710 --> 00:09:00,190"克林贡拼字游戏"?Klingon boggle?16800:09:00,320 --> 00:09:02,640是的就是普通的拼字游戏只不过... Yeah. it's like regular boggle,but...16900:09:02,790 --> 00:09:03,920是用克林贡语言In klingon.17000:09:07,340 --> 00:09:10,240关于我们已经说得够多了说说你吧That's probably enough about us. so,tell us about you.17100:09:11,140 --> 00:09:12,360我? 好吧Me? okay.17200:09:12,850 --> 00:09:14,190我是射手座的I'm a sagittarius,17300:09:14,320 --> 00:09:16,630就这一点你们很可能就了解得比我想说的多得多了Which probably tells you way more than you need to know.17400:09:16,770 --> 00:09:19,920没错我们可以了解到你有群众性文化妄想Yes. it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion17500:09:20,050 --> 00:09:21,330就是指你出生时That the sun's apparent position17600:09:21,450 --> 00:09:24,390相对于任意确定星座的太阳的视位置Relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth17700:09:24,510 --> 00:09:26,330可能会决定你的性格Somehow affects your personality.17800:09:29,080 --> 00:09:30,430有什么来着?Participate in the what?17900:09:30,930 --> 00:09:32,820我认为谢尔顿是想说I think what sheldon's trying to say18000:09:32,940 --> 00:09:35,840我们可能不会第一个猜你是"射手座"的Is that sagittarius wouldn't have been our first guess.18100:09:36,310 --> 00:09:38,490是很多人会以为我是水相星座的Yeah,a lot of people think I'm a water sign.18200:09:39,260 --> 00:09:41,070还有什么让我想想Okay,let's see,what else.18300:09:41,200 --> 00:09:43,230我是素食者但我吃鱼I'm a vegetarian. except for fish.18400:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,400偶尔吃牛排牛排真赞!And the occasional steak. I love steak!18500:09:48,050 --> 00:09:49,130真有趣Well,that's interesting.18600:09:49,460 --> 00:09:51,480莱纳德吃玉米会不消化Leonard can't process corn.18700:09:55,560 --> 00:09:57,820你有什么工作吗Well... do you have some sort of a job?18800:09:58,870 --> 00:10:01,010有我是家乳酪蛋糕店的服务生Yeah. I'm a waitress at the cheesecake factory.18900:10:01,600 --> 00:10:02,870我很喜欢乳酪蛋糕I love cheesecake. 19000:10:02,990 --> 00:10:04,050你不是不能吃乳糖嘛You're lactose-intolerant.19100:10:04,170 --> 00:10:06,610我是不吃...我只是觉得那东西不错I don't eat it... I just think it's a good idea.19200:10:07,770 --> 00:10:10,050还有我正在写一个剧本Anyways,I'm also writing a screenplay.19300:10:10,170 --> 00:10:13,250讲一个多愁善感的女生从内布拉斯加州的林肯来到了洛杉矶It's about this sensitive girl who comes to l.a. from lincoln,nebraska,19400:10:13,370 --> 00:10:16,890她本想当名演员最终却在乳酪蛋糕店当了服务生To be an actress and winds up a waitress at the cheesecake factory.19500:10:18,520 --> 00:10:20,280看来这是根据你的经历写的So,it's based on your life.19600:10:20,470 --> 00:10:21,560不我是来自奥马哈No,I'm from omaha.19700:10:25,810 --> 00:10:27,870如果真拍成了电影我会去看的If that was movie,I would go see it.19800:10:27,990 --> 00:10:29,030我就说是不错吧?I know,right?19900:10:29,510 --> 00:10:31,330让我想想还有什么...Okay,let's see,what else...20000:10:32,690 --> 00:10:34,400大概就这些了Guess that's about it.20100:10:34,960 --> 00:10:36,410这就是佩妮的故事了That's the story of penny.20200:10:37,580 --> 00:10:39,100真不错It sounds wonderful.20300:10:40,470 --> 00:10:41,470是不错It was.20400:10:42,090 --> 00:10:44,560直到我爱上了那混蛋!Until I fell in love with a jerk!20500:10:48,350 --> 00:10:49,390怎么回事?What's happening?20600:10:52,390 --> 00:10:54,700上帝你知道吗我和他同居了4年God,you know,4 years I lived with him. 20700:10:54,820 --> 00:10:57,770整整4年...都跟高中生涯一样长了4 years... that's like as long as high school.20800:10:57,890 --> 00:10:59,900你花了4年才读完高中?It took you 4 years to get through high school?20900:11:02,590 --> 00:11:05,390真...不敢相信我竟然那么信任他It just... I can't believe I trusted him.21000:11:10,340 --> 00:11:12,950我该说些什么吗? 我感觉我该说些什么Should I say something? I feel like I should say something.21100:11:13,070 --> 00:11:14,770你? 算了你只会越帮越忙You? no,you'll only make it worse.21200:11:14,920 --> 00:11:17,040你们想知道最悲哀的是什么吗You want to know the most pathetic part?21300:11:17,210 --> 00:11:20,210即使我已经恨透了他的谎言他的不忠Even though I hate his lying,cheating guts...21400:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,470我还是爱他I still love him.21500:11:23,490 --> 00:11:24,490我是不是疯了?Is that crazy?21600:11:24,740 --> 00:11:25,290是疯了Yes.21700:11:28,060 --> 00:11:30,470不不是的这只是...No,it's not crazy. it's a...21800:11:31,430 --> 00:11:32,920只是一种悖论It's a paradox.21900:11:33,170 --> 00:11:36,670自然界中到处都存在着悖论比如说光Paradoxes are part of nature. think about light.22000:11:36,790 --> 00:11:39,270按照惠更斯的理论光是一种波If you look at huygens,light is a wave,22100:11:39,390 --> 00:11:41,230双缝实验证明了这一观点As confirmed by the double-slit experiments,22200:11:41,350 --> 00:11:43,650不过后来有了爱因斯坦But then along comes albert einstein22300:11:43,770 --> 00:11:47,020他发现光原来也具有粒子性And discovers that light behaves like particles,too.22400:11:49,610 --> 00:11:51,270我至少没越帮倒忙Well,I didn't make it worse.22500:11:53,640 --> 00:11:55,690我真的很抱歉我真是一团糟I'm so sorry. I'm such a mess.22600:11:56,120 --> 00:11:58,250最糟的是我搬家都搬得恶心死了On top of everything else,I'm all gross from moving22700:11:58,370 --> 00:11:59,960没想到该死的淋浴器还不能用了And my stupid shower doesn't even work.22800:12:00,080 --> 00:12:01,140我们的可以用啊Our shower works.22900:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,940真的? 如果我在这里洗你们会不会介意? Really? would it be totally weird if I used it?23000:12:05,060 --> 00:12:06,290-会 -不会-yes. -no.23100:12:06,410 --> 00:12:07,410-不会 -不会-no. -no.23200:12:09,260 --> 00:12:10,630就在那边It's right down the hall.23300:12:10,910 --> 00:12:11,910谢谢Thanks.23400:12:12,170 --> 00:12:13,610你们真是太好了You guys are really sweet.23500:12:20,320 --> 00:12:22,770这番进步有意思啊Well,this is an interesting development.23600:12:25,810 --> 00:12:26,810怎么?How so?23700:12:26,970 --> 00:12:29,120上次有个女人在我们这里轻解罗裳It has been some time since we've had a woman23800:12:29,240 --> 00:12:30,920距离现在已经很久了Take her clothes off in our apartment.23900:12:31,720 --> 00:12:33,540不见得啊记得感恩节That's not true. remember at thanksgiving,24000:12:33,680 --> 00:12:36,100我那老年痴呆的祖母上演的那段?My grandmother with alzheimer's had that episode?24100:12:38,210 --> 00:12:39,910明白了距离上次有女人Point taken. it has been some time24200:12:40,030 --> 00:12:41,870在我们这里轻解罗裳并且看了之后Since we've had a woman take her clothes off,24300:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,320我们不想把眼睛给挖出来的已经很久了After which we didn't want to rip our eyes out.24400:12:45,710 --> 00:12:48,610其实最糟的是看她切那火鸡The worst part was watching her carve that turkey.24500:12:49,650 --> 00:12:52,510你现在究竟是要干些什么呢So what exactly are you trying to accomplish here?24600:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,510你说什么?Excuse me?24700:12:54,780 --> 00:12:56,820那女人不会跟你上床的That woman is not going to have sex with you.24800:12:57,040 --> 00:12:59,310我没有想要跟她上床I'm not trying to have sex with her.24900:12:59,450 --> 00:13:01,440那就好这样你就不会失望了Good. then you won't be disappointed.25000:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,030你凭什么认为她不会和我上床了What makes you think she wouldn't have sex with me?25100:13:05,150 --> 00:13:07,070我是男的她是女的I'm a male and she's a female.25200:13:07,550 --> 00:13:09,710没错但不是同一物种Yes,but not of the same species.25300:13:10,710 --> 00:13:13,050我才不跟你讨论什么假设I'm not going to engage in hypotheticals here.25400:13:13,170 --> 00:13:14,920我只想当个好邻居I'm just trying to be a good neighbor.25500:13:15,320 --> 00:13:16,400是啊Of course.25600:13:17,070 --> 00:13:19,990那也不是说如果有机会可以发展肉体关系That's not to say that if a carnal relationship were to develop,257 00:13:20,110 --> 00:13:21,660我会袖手旁观That I wouldn't participate.25800:13:24,020 --> 00:13:25,140大致是这样However briefly.25900:13:26,710 --> 00:13:29,030当她发现你的卢克·天行者(星球大战人物)无泪洗发水Do you think this possibility will be helped or hindered26000:13:29,160 --> 00:13:32,580你说这种可能性是会变大了呢还是变小了When she discovers your luke skywalkerno-more-tears shampoo?26100:13:33,840 --> 00:13:35,570那是达斯·维德(另一星战人物)牌洗发水It's darth vader shampoo.26200:13:37,230 --> 00:13:39,140卢克·天行者是护发素Luke skywalker's the conditioner.26300:13:41,740 --> 00:13:44,460-先看这个 -太强了难以置信-wait till you see this. -it'sfantastic,unbelievable.26400:13:44,580 --> 00:13:45,580看什么?See what?26500:13:46,820 --> 00:13:50,9501974年史蒂芬霍金在麻省理工的演讲It's a stephen hawking lecture from mit in 1974.26600:13:51,070 --> 00:13:52,160现在不是时候This isn't a good time.26700:13:52,280 --> 00:13:55,330那时他还不是这样毛骨悚然的电脑音It's before he became a creepy computer voice.26800:13:58,710 --> 00:14:00,650-不错可你们现在必须得走 -为什么-that's great. you guys have to go. -why?26900:14:00,770 --> 00:14:01,970现在不是时候It's just not a good time.27000:14:02,090 --> 00:14:03,680莱纳德有女士来访Leonard has a lady over.27100:14:04,300 --> 00:14:06,780是的我明白了...你祖母又回城来了? Yeah,right... your grandmother back in town?27200:14:10,060 --> 00:14:12,590不是她不是什么女士她是新来的邻居No. And she's not a lady. she's just a new neighbor.27300:14:12,870 --> 00:14:15,280 等等这里真的有位女士?Hang on,there really is a lady here?27400:14:16,480 --> 00:14:19,500你赶我们走是为了想要和她交媾?And you want us out because you're anticipating coitus?27500:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,640我没有想要和她交媾I'm not anticipating coitus.27600:14:21,770 --> 00:14:23,060那就是说别人现在可以和她交媾?So she's available for coitus?27700:14:23,190 --> 00:14:25,560我们可不可以不要说"交媾"这个词了Can we please just stop saying "coitus"?27800:14:25,680 --> 00:14:28,460更精确的说法应该是"体外射精" Technically,that would be"coitus interruptus. "27900:14:29,170 --> 00:14:32,230是不是应该有个旋关把水从浴缸那里弄到淋浴器上Hey,is there a trick to getting it to switch from tub to shower...?28000:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,850不好意思大家好Hi. sorry. hello.28100:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,940很高兴认识您女士Enchant? mademoiselle.28200:14:40,850 --> 00:14:43,920我是霍华德·沃尔维茨加州工学院应用物理系学生Howard wolowitz,caltech department of applied physics.28300:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,180我的一些研究成果你可能已经很熟悉了You may be familiar with some of my work.28400:14:46,300 --> 00:14:48,810它正在围绕着木星的最大卫星轨道运行It's currently orbiting jupiter's largest moon28500:14:48,930 --> 00:14:51,360拍摄高分辨率的数码照片Taking high-resolution digital photographs.28600:14:52,450 --> 00:14:54,760我是佩妮我在乳酪蛋糕店工作Penny. I work at the cheesecake factory.28700:14:55,350 --> 00:14:57,180我带你去弄那旋关吧I'll show you the trick with the shower.28800:14:57,710 --> 00:14:58,710"Bonne douche"Bonne douche.28900:14:59,460 --> 00:15:00,860你说什么?I'm sorry? 29000:15:01,030 --> 00:15:02,840是法语里"洗个痛快澡"的意思It's french for "good shower. "29100:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,640是一句祝词我能用六种语言来说It's a sentiment I can express in six languages.29200:15:06,520 --> 00:15:08,230还是留着博客上说吧霍华德Save it for your blog,howard.29300:15:09,860 --> 00:15:11,230洗个痛快澡29400:15:16,330 --> 00:15:18,640好了没问题了是卡住了不好意思All right,there it goes. it sticks. I'm sorry.29500:15:18,760 --> 00:15:20,310-好的谢谢 -不用谢-okay,thanks. -you're welcome.29600:15:20,430 --> 00:15:22,470你只要站在... 好吧我...You're just gonna to step right... okay,I'll...29700:15:23,460 --> 00:15:26,110-等等莱纳德 -洗头的那些东西都是谢尔顿的-hey,leonard? -the hair products are sheldon's.29800:15:28,360 --> 00:15:29,970我能让你帮个忙吗。

You know, I am not going to enjoy this party.
我肯定在派对上不会开心的。
—Leonard：I know, I’m familiar with you。
我知道，我了解你。
-Sheldon： The last department party， professor Finkleday cornered me and talked about spelunking for 45 minutes.
今天早餐你做鸡蛋吃
—Sheldon: This isn't breakfast， it's an experiment.
这不是早餐，这是试验。
-Leonard:’Cause it looks a lot like breakfast.
但看起来很像早餐。
—Sheldon： I finally have time to test my hypothesis about the separation of the water molecules
这个开场白怎样
I can’t believe he fired me。
我不敢相信他开除我了.
—Leonard：Well， you did call him a glorified high school science teacher
你说他是被捧出来的高中理科老师。
whose last successful experiment was lighting his own farts.
事态的发展真是有趣。
—Leonard：What
怎么了
Howard brought a date
Howard带了女伴

The_Big_Bang_Theory_S01_E06
第一季 6 集：The Middle Earth Paradigm
-Rajesh: Okay, if no one else will say I will. We really suck at paintball. -Howard: That was absolutely humiliating. -Leonard: Oh, come on! Some battles you win, some battles you lose. -Rajesh: Yes, but you don't have to lose to Kyle Burnsteen Bar Mitzvah Party. -Leonard: I think we have to acknowledge, those was some fairly savage pre-adolescent Jews. [they lost to a group of kids...] -Sheldon: No, we were annihilated by our own incompetence and the inability of some people to follow the chain of command. -Leonard: Sheldon, let it go! -Sheldon: No, I want to talk about the fact that Wolowitz shot me in the back. -Howard: I shot you for good reason. You were leading us into disaster! -Sheldon: I was giving clear, concise orders. -Leonard: You hid behind a tree yellห้องสมุดไป่ตู้ng, "Get the kid in the yarmulke! Get the kid in the yarmulke!" (a small circular cap worn by Jewish men) -Penny: Oh, hey, guys. -Men：Oh, hello.Hey. -Howard: Morning, madam. -Penny: So, how was paintball Did you have fun -Sheldon: Sure, if you consider being fragged by your own troops fun. You clear space on your calendar - there will be an inquiry. -Penny: Hey, I'm having a party on Saturday, so if you guys are around, you should come on by. -Leonard: A party -Penny: Yeah. -Howard: A... "boy-girl" party -Penny: Well, there will be boys and there will be girls and it is a party, so... It'll be a bunch of my friends. We'll have some beer, do a little dancing... -Sheldon: Dancing -Leonard: Yeah, I don't know, Penny... -Sheldon: The thing is, we're not... -Leonard: No, we're really more of a...No. But thanks. Thanks for thinking of us. -Penny: Are you sure Come on, it's Halloween. -Sheldon: A Halloween party -Howard: As in... costumes -Penny: Well, yeah. -Leonard: Is there a theme -Penny: Uh... Yeah, Halloween. -Sheldon: Yes, but are the costumes random, or genre-specific -Penny: As usual, I'm not following. -Leonard: He's asking if we can come as anyone from science fiction, fantasy... -Penny: Sure. -Sheldon: What about comic books -Penny: Fine. -Sheldon: Anime -Penny: of course. -Sheldon: TV, film, D&D, manga, Greek gods, Roman gods, Norse gods... -Penny: Anything you want! Okay Any costume you want. -Penny: Bye. -Howard: Gentlemen, to the sewing machines. -Leonard: I'll get it. Oh, no! -Sheldon: Oh, no! -Rajesh: Make way for the fastest man alive! Oh, no!

TBBT201学习笔1.俚语wing it：To do something with no preparation 即兴做某事home run swing：to have sex “本垒打”To accelerate through first base (french kissing), onto second base ("heavy petting") to third base (oral sex) and finally coming around to home plate (sexual intercourse).switcheroo：(北美, 非正式)（尤指惊人或有欺骗性的）转变，逆变，调换2.普通级词汇yogurt：酸乳，酸牛奶berry：浆果draft：通风; 气流; 穿堂风; 通风装置crash and burn：失败hyperventilate：呼吸加速be into：〈口〉给迷住,对…深感兴趣,深深卷入respiration：呼吸pupil：瞳孔undilate：未放大，未膨胀close-up：（照片、电影、录像的）特写clench：（牙）（尤指愤怒，下定决心、压抑感情时）紧咬iguana：鬣蜥(西印度、南美所产大蜥蜴)dewlap：（动物或鸟，尤指牛）颈部（或喉部）的垂肉delicate：(非正式)精致的织物（或衣服）digestive：（与）消化（有关）的brainiac：(北美，非正式)奇才，天才slash：斜线号（即“/”）ex post facto：事后的; 在事后追溯既往的（地）；有追溯效力的（地）endeavor：努力, 尽力tic：（常指脸上肌肉的）抽搐tick：(寄生于体大动物的吸血小虫)壁虱phrase：v.叙述; 措词salmon：大马哈鱼teriyaki：（日式的）红烧鱼（或肉）酱glaze：(浇在食物表面的)糖浆sticky rice：糯米tryptich：三幅相联的图画或雕刻conformational：构象的de novo：从头开始；重新constitutionally：本质地,天生,体质上prestigious：有威信的，有威望的；有声望的；地位显赫的kinda：有一点,有几分（kind of）qu'est que(法)=whatcadaver：(医诗／文)尸体necrophilia：恋尸狂,恋尸癖generic：（货物，尤指药品）没有牌子的，无商标的；非注册商标的ketchup：调味番茄汁rinse：漂洗, 冲洗cilantro：（尤指墨西哥烹饪中用作调味或饰菜的）芫荽叶teeny：（口）极小的,极微的subvert：颠覆，破坏leprous：麻疯病的,患麻疯病的lumbar support：(椅子等的)腰部支撑date someone=be involved with=go out withbouncy：弹性的roughhouse：喧闹的游戏或打斗comfy：(非正式)舒适的；轻松的；自在的unnerve：使丧失勇气（或自信）；令人胆怯Valium：安定(镇静药)3.爆炸级词汇acidophilus：乳酸杆菌，嗜酸杆菌culture：专门培养的细胞组织carrageenan：角叉菜胶autonomic reflex ：植物神经反射;自主反射supercollider：(物理)超级超导对撞机4.精选语录Leonard：Why don't we just figure out where we're going. And when we want to get there. And then rate of speed equals distance over time. Solve for R.精彩的物理问题生活化Leonard：I'm not there because I'm taking things slow Which, by the way compared to you guys,approaches warp speed.L确实是这四个里交女朋友最多的了。

小姐，好好想想，是谁？在什么时候擦过鼻子？
-Leonard: Sheldon, relax.
没事的，Sheldon。
She doesn’t have any symptoms. I’m sure she’s not contagious.
她没有任何症状，我确定她不会传染。
-Sheldon: Oh, please.
干嘛用
-Sheldon: I need to measure my fluid intake and output to make sure my kidneys aren't shutting down.
我要记录我体内水分的摄入和流失来确认我的肾脏功能是否良好。
-Leonard: I mixed pancake batter in this!
ቤተ መጻሕፍቲ ባይዱ比北达科他州强。
I guess that job is only funny in Nebraska.
我猜这笑话只有在内布拉斯加州才好笑。
-Sheldon: From the data at hand, you really can’t draw that conclusion.
就目前的数据来说，你还不能得出这结论。
这么多层都得我让你，还真丢脸阿。
-Penny: Hey, guys, did you get my mail
好，伙计们,你拿了我的邮件了？
-Leonard: Yeah, right here
是，在这。
How was Nebraska？
内布拉斯加那边怎么样？
-Penny: Well, better than north Dakota。
第一次出现症状是在什么时候？
-Penny: Maybe Friday.

好吧那我要烧烤汉堡。 我也要这个。 大胖汉堡店的侍应从不高声训我。 嘿,Leonard,你们好。 你好。 你好,Leslie。 不知道你们会来这里吃饭。 确实不会。 这次是烦扰的例外。 Leslie,她是 Penny。 她住在我和 Sheldon 的对面。 她走在美的光彩中,像夜晚 (诗人拜伦的名句)。 Howard,我已经说了别这样. Leslie 和我在同个实验室做研究。 哇,女科学家。 没错,勾人靠胸,留人靠脑。 碰见你太好了。 物理系弦乐四重奏还缺一个大提琴。 Elliot Wong 怎么啦 他调到高能辐射课题组了。 发生一些小意外,其他团员怕坐他身边被辐射。
第一季 5 集：The Hamburger Postulate
-Sheldon: All right! I’m moving my infantry division. -Sheldon: Augmented by battalion of orcs from land of the rings. -Sheldon: We flank the Tennessee volunteers. -Sheldon: And the north, once again, wins the Battle of Gettysburg. -Howard: Not so fast! -Howard: Remember, the south still has two infantry divisions. -Howard: Plus superman and Godzilla. -Leonard: No, orcs are magic. Superman is vulnerable to magic. -Leonard: Not to mention you already lost Godzilla to the Illinois Cavalry and Hulk. -Rajesh: Why don't you just have Robert E. Lee charge the line with Shiva and Ganesh -Penny: You guys ready to order -Howard: Hang on, honey. -Howard: Shiva and Ganesh -Howard: The Hindu gods, against the entire Union army -Leonard: And orcs. -Penny: I'll be back. -Rajesh: Excuse me. -Rajesh: Ganesh is the remover of obstacles and Shiva is the destroyer. -Rajesh: When the smoke clears, Abraham Lincoln will be speaking Hindi and drinking mint juleps. -Penny: All right, my boss says you have to either order or leave and never come back. -Howard: What do you recommend for someone who worked up a man-sized appetite from a morning of weight training and cardio funk -Penny: A shower. -Howard: I'll take the Heart Smart platter. -Penny: All right, thank you, and Sheldon -Sheldon: We don't eat here. -Sheldon: I don't know what's good. -Penny: Well, it's all good. -Sheldon: Statistically unlikely. -Leonard: Just get a hamburger. -Leonard: You like hamburgers. -Sheldon: I like the hamburgers where we usually have hamburgers. -Sheldon: You can't make the assumption that I'll like the hamburgers here. -Leonard: I'm sorry. -Leonard: Give him a hamburger. -Penny: All right, which one -Penny: The Classic Burger, the Ranch House Burger, the Barbecue Burger, or the Kobe Burger -Sheldon: Can't we just go to Big Boy -Sheldon: They only have one burger... the Big Boy. -Penny: Well, the Barbecue Burger is like the Big Boy. -Sheldon: Excuse me, in a world that already includes a Big Boy, why would I settle for something like a Big Boy -Penny: Because you're not at Big Boy! 能不能去大胖汉堡店 大胖汉堡只有一种汉堡。 烧烤汉堡跟大胖汉堡挺像的。 对不起，既然世上已经有大胖汉堡,为什么我们要满足于像 大胖汉堡呢 因为你不在大胖汉堡店! 对于做了一早上的举重和有氧锻炼,大胃口的我有什么推荐 菜式 洗澡。 我要个奶酪拼盘。 好，谢谢你，Sheldon 呢 我们没在这里吃过。 不知道什么好吃。 都很好吃。 概率上不太可能。 就点一个汉堡。 你喜欢汉堡。 我喜欢我们常去的那家汉堡店的汉堡。 不能假定我也喜欢这里的汉堡。 对不起。 给他一个汉堡。 好吧，哪种 经典汉堡,农家汉堡,烧烤汉堡还是柯比汉堡 我老板说你们要么点餐，要么永远给他滚蛋。 为什么不让罗伯特· 李将军还有湿婆和格涅沙来统领这一战 线 可以点餐了吗 稍等，宝贝。 湿婆和格涅沙 印度教之神 对抗整个北部联军 还有半兽人。 我稍候再来。 不好意思。 Ganesh 擅长清除障碍,湿婆是毁灭之神。 当硝烟散尽,林肯将会说印第语,喝南方的薄荷饮料。 好吧,我要调动我的步兵师。 从指环王里的兽人营加过来的。 我们从侧翼包围了田纳西的志愿兵。 而在北方，我们又一次赢得了葛底斯堡战役。 没那么快! 别忘了,南方还有两个步兵师。 再加上超人和哥斯拉。 不,兽人会魔法,超人对魔法无能为力。 更别提哥斯拉早已被伊利诺伊骑兵和绿巨人消灭。

别傻站在那里，向前开路! 向前开路！
—Leonard：Stay in formation！
保持阵形！
—Howard:Leonard， you got one on your tail。
Leonard，有个敌人在你背后。
-Leonard:That’s all right， my tail’s prehensile— - I’ll swat him off.
第一季 3集: The Fuzzy Boots Corollary
-Howard：All right， just a few more feet。 And。。.
非常好，再前进几步。。。
here we are, gentlemen， the gates of Elzebob。
准备好，先生们,Elzebob大门到了。
-Sheldon：Good lord.
上帝啊。
-Leonard:Don't panic。 This is what the last 97 hours have been about。
别慌，坚持97小时的战斗就为了这一刻.
—Howard：Stay frosty. There’s a horde of armed goblins on the other side of that gate guarding the sword of Asaroth。
人民公仆总是非常容易。..动粗,
-Penny：Okay。 Well, thank you again。
好吧,还是谢谢你.
—Leonard： No problem。 Bye。
没问题,再见。
Oh, and bye。。。 bro。
哦再见...老兄。
—Sheldon： Penny for your thoughts。