生活大爆炸台词 第一季 13集

100:00:00,940 --> 00:00:03,380ew,more details about the new star trek film.200:00:03,730 --> 00:00:07,230there's going to be a scene depicting spock's birth.300:00:07,720 --> 00:00:10,610i'd be more interested in the scene depicting spock's conception.400:00:12,060 --> 00:00:16,430oh please,for vulcans,mating,or if you will pon farr500:00:17,760 --> 00:00:19,310the extremely private matter.600:00:19,410 --> 00:00:21,290still i'd like to know the details.700:00:21,410 --> 00:00:24,440his mother was human his father was vulcan, that couldn’t just conceive.800:00:24,540 --> 00:00:25,730maybe they had to go to a clinic.900:00:26,070 --> 00:00:30,800imagine spock's dad in a little room with a little copy of pointy ears and shapely rears.1000:00:32,540 --> 00:00:35,290How come in Star Trek everyone's private parts are the same1100:00:35,920 --> 00:00:39,890no alien lady have told captain kirk, hey get your thing out of my nose.1200:00:42,830 --> 00:00:44,940hi can you help me iwas writing an email1300:00:44,940 --> 00:00:46,300and the a key got stuck1400:00:46,300 --> 00:00:48,310now it's just going aaaaaaaa1500:00:49,530 --> 00:00:50,730what did you spill on it?1600:00:51,000 --> 00:00:51,700nothing1700:00:52,640 --> 00:00:53,530diet coke1800:00:55,340 --> 00:00:56,570and yoghurt1900:00:57,330 --> 00:00:58,680a little nail polish2000:00:58,780 --> 00:01:00,120i'll take a look at it2100:01:00,700 --> 00:01:03,340gentlemen, switching to local nerd news2200:01:03,860 --> 00:01:08,230fishman chan...2300:01:08,420 --> 00:01:09,660youre kidding, why not?2400:01:09,790 --> 00:01:14,490they formed a barber shop quatet and got a gig playing knott’s berry farm(诺氏果园，南加州一主题公园)2500:01:15,640 --> 00:01:17,520wow, so in your world2600:01:18,050 --> 00:01:20,110youre like the cool guys2700:01:20,910 --> 00:01:22,330Recognize（答对了）2800:01:24,210 --> 00:01:25,630this is our year2900:01:25,600 --> 00:01:29,380entire Physics bowl will 'kneel before Zod'",3000:01:29,480 --> 00:01:29,810zod?3100:01:30,380 --> 00:01:32,900- Kryptonian villain, long story - good story3200:01:37,040 --> 00:01:39,310- count me out - what? why?3300:01:39,590 --> 00:01:42,580you wanna use my intelligence in atawdrycompetitio 3400:01:43,310 --> 00:01:45,290will you ask picasso to paint picturnary3500:01:48,830 --> 00:01:48,830will you ask noah webster to play boggle?3600:01:50,180 --> 00:01:52,680will you ask jacques cousteauto play gold fish?3700:01:54,400 --> 00:01:57,280c'mon, you need a 4 person team, we're four people.3800:01:57,380 --> 00:02:02,760by that reasoning, we should also play bridge, hold up a chuppah and enter the olympic bobsled competition.3900:02:03,730 --> 00:02:05,800tickets to that plz.4000:02:06,710 --> 00:02:10,450sheldon, what? do i need to quote spock's dying words to you?4100:02:10,550 --> 00:02:11,480no, dont.4200:02:12,760 --> 00:02:14,050- the needs of the many4300:02:14,050 --> 00:02:16,440outweigh the need of the few4400:02:16,590 --> 00:02:17,410or the one4500:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,580damn it, i'll do it.4600:02:21,830 --> 00:02:26,020<font color="#ffff00">-=/bbs=-proudly presents</font>4700:02:29,230 --> 00:02:35,330<font color="#ffff00">-=/bbs=-sync:咔肉肉</font>4800:02:39,060 --> 00:02:42,810<font color=#ffff00>the big bang theory season 1 episode 13</font>4900:02:46,470 --> 00:02:49,040ok, first physics bowl business5000:02:49,850 --> 00:02:51,960we need to truly kick-ass team name5100:02:52,620 --> 00:02:53,230suggestions?5200:02:53,490 --> 00:02:56,280how about the perpetual motion squad?5300:02:57,230 --> 00:03:01,130it's beyond the laws of physics, plus a little heads-up for the ladies.5400:03:02,050 --> 00:03:06,790- the ladies? - perpetual motion suqad, we can go all night.5500:03:06,790 --> 00:03:08,360- i like it - i dont5600:03:09,140 --> 00:03:13,540teams are traditionally named after fierce creatures, thus intimidaing one's opponent.5700:03:13,770 --> 00:03:15,650then we could be the bengal tigers ?5800:03:15,750 --> 00:03:16,540poor choice5900:03:16,540 --> 00:03:21,260graham for graham, no animal exceeds the relative fighting strengths of the army ant 6000:03:22,540 --> 00:03:26,880maybe so. But you can't incinerate a Bengal tiger with a magnifying glass6100:03:30,450 --> 00:03:32,390Let's put it to a vote.All those in favor...6200:03:32,400 --> 00:03:33,300 point of order.6300:03:33,310 --> 00:03:36,130I move that any vote onteam names must be unanimous. 6400:03:36,140 --> 00:03:38,910No man shoulbe forced to emblazon his chest with a bengal tiger6500:03:38,920 --> 00:03:42,490 when common sense dictatesit should be an army ant.6600:03:42,500 --> 00:03:46,560Will the gentleman from the great state of denial yield for a question?6700:03:46,570 --> 00:03:47,700I will yield.6800:03:47,710 --> 00:03:50,820 After we go through the exerciseof an annoying series of votes,6900:03:50,840 --> 00:03:52,460all of which the gentleman will lose, 7000:03:52,470 --> 00:03:54,910 does he then intend to threatento quit if he does not get his way?7100:03:54,910 --> 00:03:55,490He does.7200:03:55,500 --> 00:03:58,710I move we are the armyants. All those in favor?00:04:00,260 --> 00:04:03,920Good afternoon, and welcome totoday's physics bowl practice round.7400:04:03,930 --> 00:04:09,200I'm penny, and I'll be your host because apparently I didn't have anything else to do on a satday afternoon, 7500:04:09,230 --> 00:04:12,550and isn't that just a little sad?7600:04:13,340 --> 00:04:14,410Gentlemen, are you ready?7700:04:14,420 --> 00:04:15,180- Yes- Of course7800:04:15,190 --> 00:04:16,420*******7900:04:16,430 --> 00:04:21,080You*******8000:04:21,090 --> 00:04:23,740He'll be okay once the womenare mixed into the crowd.8100:04:23,750 --> 00:04:27,210He only has a problem whenthey're one-on-one and smell nice.8200:04:27,220 --> 00:04:30,170Ah, thanks, raj. It's vanilla oil.8300:04:30,180 --> 00:04:33,610I was actually the one whonoticed. Okay, let's just start.00:04:33,620 --> 00:04:36,710 Okay, the first questionis on the topic of optics.8500:04:36,720 --> 00:04:39,800 "What is the shortestlight pulse ever produced?"8600:04:39,820 --> 00:04:40,550 dr. Cooper.8700:04:40,560 --> 00:04:43,340 And ofourse the answeris 130 attoseconds.8800:04:43,350 --> 00:04:45,860 - That is correct.- I knew that, too.8900:04:46,310 --> 00:04:47,770 Good for you, sweetie.9000:04:47,780 --> 00:04:50,940 Okay, next question: "What is the quantum mechanical effect 9100:04:50,970 --> 00:04:54,230 "used to encode dataon hard-disk drives?"9200:04:54,240 --> 00:04:54,830 howard?9300:04:54,840 --> 00:04:57,520 And of course the answeris giant magnetoresistance.9400:04:57,530 --> 00:04:58,210 Right.9500:04:58,230 --> 00:04:59,850Hey, I buzzed in.9600:04:59,880 --> 00:05:03,030And I answered. It's called teamwork.9700:05:04,170 --> 00:05:06,730Don't you think I should answerthe engineering questions?9800:05:06,750 --> 00:05:08,160I am an engineer.9900:05:08,190 --> 00:05:12,780By that logic I should answer all the anthropology questions because I'm a mammal. 10000:05:15,090 --> 00:05:17,990- Just ask another one.- Okay.10100:05:18,000 --> 00:05:23,230"What artificial satellite has seen glimpsesof einstein's predicted frame dragging?"10200:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,950and of course, it's gravity probe B.10300:05:25,970 --> 00:05:28,830Sheldon, you have tolet somebody else answer.10400:05:28,850 --> 00:05:29,860Why?10500:05:29,870 --> 00:05:31,590Because it's polite.10600:05:31,600 --> 00:05:33,810What do manners have to do with?10700:05:33,820 --> 00:05:35,840Itthis is war.10800:05:35,850 --> 00:05:40,710Were the romans polite when they salted the ground of carthage to make sure nothing would ever grow again? 10900:05:41,460 --> 00:05:44,590Leonard, you said I onlyhad to ask questions.11000:05:46,280 --> 00:05:48,790The objective of the competitionis to give correct answers.11100:05:48,800 --> 00:05:50,950If I know them, whyshouldn't I give them?11200:05:50,960 --> 00:05:53,680Some of us might havethe correct answers, too.11300:05:53,690 --> 00:05:55,730Oh, please. You don't even have a phd.11400:05:55,740 --> 00:05:56,690All right, that's it!11500:05:56,700 --> 00:05:58,950- Howard, sit down.- Okay.11600:06:00,370 --> 00:06:01,840Maybe we should take a little break.11700:06:01,850 --> 00:06:03,660 Good idea. I need my wrist brace. 11800:06:03,670 --> 00:06:08,090All this button-pushing is aggravating my old nintendo injury. 11900:06:08,390 --> 00:06:09,590I agree.12000:06:09,620 --> 00:06:11,110 What did he say?12100:06:11,120 --> 00:06:15,830He compared sheldon to a disposable feminine cleansing product12200:06:15,840 --> 00:06:18,910one might use on summer's eve. 12300:06:20,670 --> 00:06:23,810 Yeah, and the bag it came in.12400:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,750 Leonard, excellent. Iwant to show you something.12500:06:29,760 --> 00:06:31,270Can it wait? I need to talk to you. 12600:06:31,280 --> 00:06:31,980Just look.12700:06:31,990 --> 00:06:34,600I've designed the perfectuniforms for our team.12800:06:34,610 --> 00:06:37,360The colors are based on startrek: The original series.12900:06:37,370 --> 00:06:41,720The three of you will wear support red, and I will wear command gold.13000:06:42,790 --> 00:06:44,870Why do they say "aa"?13100:06:44,880 --> 00:06:47,340Army ants.13200:06:47,350 --> 00:06:48,590Isn't that confusing?13300:06:48,600 --> 00:06:52,130 "Aa" might mean somethingelse to certain people.13400:06:52,140 --> 00:06:56,220Why would a physics bowl teambe called anodized aluminum?13500:06:56,500 --> 00:07:00,310No, I meant... never mind.13600:07:00,320 --> 00:07:05,880Hey, check it out, I gotyou a batman cookie jar.13700:07:05,890 --> 00:07:08,660Oh, neat! What's the occasion?13800:07:08,670 --> 00:07:14,250Well, you're a friend, and you like batman and cookies, and you're off the team. 13900:07:17,200 --> 00:07:18,600What?14000:07:18,610 --> 00:07:20,720Howard, raj and I justhad a team meeting.14100:07:20,740 --> 00:07:21,560No, you didn'T.14200:07:21,590 --> 00:07:23,480Yes, we did. I just came from there.14300:07:23,490 --> 00:07:25,420Okay, I don't knowwhere you just came from,14400:07:25,430 --> 00:07:28,830but it could not have have been a team meeting because I'm on the team and I wasn't there. 14500:07:28,840 --> 00:07:31,580Ergo, the team did not meet.14600:07:31,590 --> 00:07:37,400Okay, let me try it this way: I was ata coffee klatch with a couple of friends,14700:07:37,410 --> 00:07:41,100and one thing led to another, andit turns out you're off the team.14800:07:42,110 --> 00:07:42,920Why?14900:07:42,930 --> 00:07:45,480Because you're takingall the fun out of it.15000:07:45,490 --> 00:07:49,400I'm sorry, is the winner of the physicsbowl the team that has the most fun?15100:07:49,420 --> 00:07:54,780Okay, let me try it this way: You're annoying and no one wants to play with you anymore. 15200:07:56,760 --> 00:07:58,570I see.15300:07:58,580 --> 00:08:04,930Well, at this point I should informyou that I intend to form my own team15400:08:04,940 --> 00:08:08,480and destroy the molecular bondsthat bind your very matter together15500:08:08,500 --> 00:08:12,490and reduce the resultingparticulate chaos to tears.15600:08:14,370 --> 00:08:16,790Thanks for the heads-up.15700:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,110You're welcome.15800:08:19,560 --> 00:08:20,900- One more thing.- Yes?15900:08:20,910 --> 00:08:23,030It's on, bitch.16000:08:30,880 --> 00:08:33,040So who'd he get to be on his team?16100:08:33,050 --> 00:08:34,200He won't say.16200:08:34,210 --> 00:08:38,060He just smiles and eatsmacaroons out of his bat jar.16300:08:38,790 --> 00:08:40,800He's using psychological warfare.16400:08:40,820 --> 00:08:42,640We must reply in kind.16500:08:42,650 --> 00:08:45,520I say we wait until helooks at us, then laugh like,16600:08:45,530 --> 00:08:49,950"yes, you are a smart and strong competitor,"but we are also smart and strong,16700:08:49,960 --> 00:08:53,430and we have a reasonablechance of defeating you."16800:08:54,710 --> 00:08:58,210How exactly would that laugh go?16900:09:01,890 --> 00:09:02,980that sounds more like,17000:09:02,990 --> 00:09:08,010"we are a tall, thin woman who wantsto make a coat out of your dalmatians （斑点狗）." 17100:09:09,770 --> 00:09:13,350Guys, let's remember that sheldonis still our friend and my roommate.17200:09:13,360 --> 00:09:15,160So?17300:09:15,170 --> 00:09:18,040So nothing. Let's destroy him.17400:09:18,450 --> 00:09:20,520 Gentlemen.17500:09:27,620 --> 00:09:30,330 okay, we're going to need astrong fourth for our team.17600:09:30,340 --> 00:09:34,310You know who is apparently very smart is the girl who played tv's blossom. 17700:09:35,680 --> 00:09:37,990She got a phd. Inneuroscience or something.17800:09:38,000 --> 00:09:43,220Raj, we're not getting tv's blossomto join our physics bowl team.17900:09:44,030 --> 00:09:46,860How about the girlfrom the wonder years?18000:09:47,970 --> 00:09:52,490 Gentlemen, I believe I've foundthe solution to all our problems.18100:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,910We can't ask leslie winkle.18200:09:55,920 --> 00:09:56,850 Why?18300:09:56,860 --> 00:10:01,290Because you slept together, and when she was done with you she discarded you like last night's chutney? 18400:10:05,310 --> 00:10:06,910Yes.18500:10:07,490 --> 00:10:09,340Sometimes you've got totake one for the team.18600:10:09,360 --> 00:10:12,410Yeah, sack up, dude.18700:10:12,970 --> 00:10:14,960Fine.18800:10:15,590 --> 00:10:18,320Here I go, taking one for the team...18900:10:18,330 --> 00:10:20,400in the sack.19000:10:22,650 --> 00:10:24,070Hey, leslie.19100:10:24,100 --> 00:10:25,120Hi, guys.19200:10:25,130 --> 00:10:29,420So, leslie, I have a question foryou, and it might be a little awkward,19300:10:29,430 --> 00:10:31,780you know, given that I...19400:10:31,810 --> 00:10:34,240hit that thang. （=thing）19500:10:36,590 --> 00:10:38,890Leonard, there's no reasonto feel uncomfortable just19600:10:38,900 --> 00:10:44,290because we've seen each other's faces and naked bodies contorted in the sweet agony of coitus.19700:10:45,630 --> 00:10:46,630There's not?19800:10:46,640 --> 00:10:50,180Gee, 'cause it sure soundslike there should be.19900:10:50,190 --> 00:10:54,270Rest assured that any aspects of our sexual relationship regarding your preferences,20000:10:54,280 --> 00:10:59,320your idiosyncrasies, your performance are still protected by the inherent confidentiality of the bedroom. 20100:10:59,330 --> 00:11:03,980Th's all very comforting, but if it'sokay, I'd like to get on to my question now.20200:11:03,990 --> 00:11:05,090Proceed.20300:11:05,100 --> 00:11:08,530We are entering the physics bowl,and we need a fourth for our team.20400:11:08,540 --> 00:11:12,480No, thanks. I'm really busy with mylike-sign dilepton supersymmetry search.20500:11:12,490 --> 00:11:15,760Dilepton, shmylepton. We need you.20600:11:16,130 --> 00:11:17,930Sorry.20700:11:18,260 --> 00:11:19,930Well, we tried.20800:11:19,940 --> 00:11:24,450We'll just have to face sheldonmano y mano y mano a mano.20900:11:24,460 --> 00:11:26,830Wait, you're going upagainst sheldon cooper?21000:11:26,840 --> 00:11:27,670Yes.21100:11:27,680 --> 00:11:30,810That arrogant, misogynistic,east texas doorknob21200:11:30,820 --> 00:11:36,540that told me I should abandon my work withhigh-energy particles for laundry and childbearing? 21300:11:39,080 --> 00:11:41,180She's in.21400:11:42,940 --> 00:11:44,760so, how do you feel?21500:11:44,770 --> 00:11:49,100Nice and loose? (严阵以待)Come toplay? (一鼓作气)Got your game face on?（士气如虹）21600:11:49,110 --> 00:11:52,370- Are you ready?- Yeah.21700:11:52,380 --> 00:11:54,260You know, you don't haveto stay for the whole thing.21800:11:54,270 --> 00:11:57,750Oh, no, no. I want to.Sounds really interesting.21900:12:03,980 --> 00:12:04,900 Gentlemen.22000:12:04,910 --> 00:12:06,900- Sheldon.- Sheldon.22100:12:10,260 --> 00:12:12,140 sheldon.22200:12:13,550 --> 00:12:16,120I'm just gonna sit down.22300:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,100So, is that your team?22400:12:21,110 --> 00:12:22,760 Actually, I don't need a team.22500:12:22,770 --> 00:12:26,630I could easily defeat you single-handedly, but the rules require four.22600:12:26,650 --> 00:12:31,060So, may I introduce the third-floor janitor, the lady from the lunch room, 22700:12:31,070 --> 00:12:35,220and my spanish is not good--either her son or her butcher.22800:12:35,890 --> 00:12:37,220And what about your team?22900:12:37,230 --> 00:12:40,470What rat have you recruitedto the S.S.Sinking ship?23000:12:40,480 --> 00:12:43,100 Leslie: Hello, sheldon.23100:12:45,270 --> 00:12:46,470Leslie winkle.23200:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,100Yeah, leslie winkle.23300:12:48,110 --> 00:12:52,180The answer to the question, "who made sheldon cooper cry like a little girl?" 23400:12:52,720 --> 00:12:57,350Yes, well, I'm polymerized tree sap,and you're an inorganic adhesive.23500:12:57,370 --> 00:13:01,010So whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, 23600:13:01,020 --> 00:13:04,450returns on its originaltrajectory and adheres to you.23700:13:07,490 --> 00:13:11,490Okay, if everyone couldplease take your seats.23800:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,360Here's your t-shirt.23900:13:23,240 --> 00:13:24,840Pms?月经前不快症状（Pre-Menstrual Syndrome）24000:13:24,850 --> 00:13:27,110It's a couple days early...24100:13:27,120 --> 00:13:31,740no. It stands for"perpetual motion squad."24200:13:31,750 --> 00:13:34,870Oh, right, of course.What was I thinking?24300:13:35,590 --> 00:13:40,590Good afternoon, everyone, andwelcome to this year's physics bowl!24400:13:42,130 --> 00:13:45,920Today's preliminary matchfeatures two great teams.24500:13:45,930 --> 00:13:51,020Aa versus...pms.24600:13:51,030 --> 00:13:51,950All night long, y'all!24700:13:51,960 --> 00:13:54,630WE CAN GO ALL NIGHT24800:13:57,360 --> 00:13:58,970Okay, well, let's jump right in.24900:13:58,980 --> 00:14:01,880First question for ten points:25000:14:01,890 --> 00:14:07,250"What is the iso-spin singletpartner of the pi-zero meson?"派零介子的同重旋单重配合物是什么？25100:14:07,590 --> 00:14:08,260pms?25200:14:08,270 --> 00:14:11,080- The eta meson.埃塔介子- Corect.25300:14:12,530 --> 00:14:14,440- Formal protest.- On what grounds?25400:14:14,450 --> 00:14:17,480The velcro on my wrist(我袖口的维可牢-尼龙搭扣粘住我衣服了）brace caught on my shirt.25500:14:17,850 --> 00:14:18,940Denied.25600:14:18,950 --> 00:14:20,620All right, for ten points,25700:14:20,630 --> 00:14:26,220"what is the lightest element onearth with no stable isotope?" aa25800:14:26,230 --> 00:14:28,440And of course, the answer is technetium.锝25900:14:28,450 --> 00:14:31,520Terrific.next question:26000:14:31,530 --> 00:14:37,280"What is the force between two unchargedplates due to quantum vacuum fluctuations?"由于量子真空波动造成两块无电荷板间产生的力是什么？26100:14:37,290 --> 00:14:38,110Pms?26200:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,730Sheldon can suck on...the casimir effect.卡西米尔效应26300:14:40,740 --> 00:14:42,510Correct.26400:14:46,870 --> 00:14:51,710How does a quantum computer（量子电脑如何分解大数）factor large numbers? Pms?26500:14:51,720 --> 00:14:54,930- Shor’s algorithm.肖式算法- Correct!26600:14:57,680 --> 00:15:01,1904.1855 times ten to theseventh ergs per calorie.4.185乘以10的7次方尔格（功的单位）每卡路里26700:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,440Prevost's theory of exchanges.普雷乌斯特交换定理26800:15:03,450 --> 00:15:05,830Lambda equals one over pi r squared N.兰马达（入）等于派 R平方分之一26900:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,840760 degrees celsius...27000:15:07,850 --> 00:15:11,590the approximate temperature ofthe young lady in the front row.27100:15:12,030 --> 00:15:15,250Mr. Wolowitz, this isyour second warning.27200:15:15,850 --> 00:15:17,300A sigma particle.（西格玛粒子）27300:15:17,320 --> 00:15:20,640 Yes, assuming the hypothetical planet has a mass greater than the earth. 27400:15:20,650 --> 00:15:22,550 Host: Correct.27500:15:27,220 --> 00:15:31,760 Ladies and gentlemen, I holdin my hand the final question.27600:15:31,770 --> 00:15:33,090The score now stands:27700:15:33,100 --> 00:15:38,640Aa 1,150, pms 1,175.27800:15:38,650 --> 00:15:42,110So, for 100 points and the match, 27900:15:42,120 --> 00:15:46,770 please turn your attentionto the formula on the screens.28000:15:46,780 --> 00:15:49,750 Solve the equation.28100:15:50,310 --> 00:15:52,930Holy crap.28200:15:53,570 --> 00:15:55,020 What the hell is that?28300:15:55,030 --> 00:15:58,790 Looks like something theyfound on the ship at roswell.28400:15:58,810 --> 00:16:00,910 Come on. Think. Leslie?28500:16:00,920 --> 00:16:03,640 Leonard, it's not gonna work if you rush me. You have to let me get there. 28600:16:03,650 --> 00:16:06,690You are never gonnalet that go, are you?28700:16:06,700 --> 00:16:09,390Ten seconds.28800:16:11,940 --> 00:16:14,850 Pms?28900:16:14,860 --> 00:16:17,620 Sorry, I panicked.29000:16:17,630 --> 00:16:19,990Then guess.29100:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,260 eight.....29200:16:26,920 --> 00:16:29,730.429300:16:29,740 --> 00:16:32,160I'm sorry, that's incorrect.29400:16:32,170 --> 00:16:37,520Aa, if you can answercorrectly, the match is yours.29500:16:39,320 --> 00:16:41,140He doesn't have it.29600:16:41,150 --> 00:16:43,840He's got squat.29700:16:51,820 --> 00:16:54,770Aa, I need your answer.29800:16:55,520 --> 00:16:58,350The answer is minus eight pi alpha.29900:16:58,360 --> 00:17:00,450Hang on. Hang on a second.That's not our answer.30000:17:00,460 --> 00:17:01,460What are you doing?30100:17:01,470 --> 00:17:05,340Answering question.Winning physics bowl.30200:17:06,180 --> 00:17:08,210How do you know anything about physics?30300:17:08,220 --> 00:17:13,410Here I am janitor. In formersoviet union, I am physicist.30400:17:13,420 --> 00:17:18,010Leningrad politechnika. Go polar bears.30500:17:20,400 --> 00:17:24,470Well, that's a delightful little story, but our arrangement was that you sit here and not say anything-- 306I answer the questions.30700:17:25,730 --> 00:17:27,270You didn't answer question.30800:17:27,280 --> 00:17:30,670Hey, look, now, maybe you have democracy now in your beloved russia, 30900:17:30,690 --> 00:17:34,850but on this physics bowlteam, I rule with an iron fist.31000:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,670Aa, I need your official answer.31100:17:37,680 --> 00:17:39,840- Well, it's not what he said.- Then what is it?31200:17:39,850 --> 00:17:42,010- I want a different question.- You can't have a different question. 31300:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,350- Formal protest.- Denied.31400:17:43,360 --> 00:17:47,470- Informal protest.- Denied.31500:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,880I need your official answer.31600:17:48,890 --> 00:17:50,650No. I decline to provide one.317Well, that's too bad because theanswer your teammate gave was correct.31800:17:55,790 --> 00:17:58,590That's your opinion.31900:18:00,450 --> 00:18:03,380- All right, the winner of the match is...- hang on.32000:18:03,390 --> 00:18:08,090Sheldon, is proving that you are single-handedly smarter than everyone else so important32100:18:08,100 --> 00:18:12,990that you would rather lose byyourself than win as part of a team?32200:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,150I don't understand the question.32300:18:16,530 --> 00:18:17,590Go ahead.32400:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,180The winner is pms.32500:18:19,600 --> 00:18:25,720* We are the champions, my friends *32600:18:26,950 --> 00:18:32,910* and we'll keep onfighting till the end *32700:18:34,900 --> 00:18:38,590* we are the champions *32800:18:38,600 --> 00:18:42,470。

s01e02 The Big Bran Hypothesis1.普通级词汇dolly：n. 小轮搬运车,手推车fulcrum：n.(杠杆的)支点,支轴vortex：n. 漩涡,旋风entropy：n. 熵transvestite：n. 易装癖者immaculate：adj. 无缺点的,无瑕疵的evening gown：n. (通常带有拖地长裙的)女夜礼服insomnia：n.失眠unorthodox：adj. 非传统的,异端的sinus：n. 鼻窦sleep apnea：睡眠时呼吸暂停otolaryngologist：n. 耳鼻喉科医师proctologist：n. 直肠科医师pelvis：n. 骨盘Intoxicating：adj. 醉人的,使人兴奋的dowels：n.木钉,暗销infrared repeater：n. 红外线中继器photocell：n. 光电池aquarium pump：n. 潜水泵drip tray：n. 除霜水盘sluice：n. 水闸overflow reservoir：n. 蓄水池,储液器heat sink：n. 散热片junkyard：n. 废品旧货栈oxyacetylene torch：n. 氧乙炔炬2.爆炸级词汇Lois Lane：超人前女友Green Lantern：绿灯侠Mandelbrot set of complex numbers：芒德勃罗（Beno?t Mandelbrot，1924-），波兰几何学家，分形理论创始人。

Mandelbrot 集又被称为“数学恐龙”，对每一个C，让z0=0代入迭代式：f(z) = z*z + C,经足够多次迭代后函数值不扩散，这样的C所组成的集合为M集。

M集被认为是数学上最为复杂、最美丽的集合之一。

Oppenheimer：奥本海默,1945年带领“曼哈顿计划”洛斯·阿拉莫斯实验室全体科学家成功研制出世界上第一枚原子弹3.爆炸级食品pad thai：泰式炒面Vienna sausages：维也纳香肠Honey Puffs：一种低纤维麦片Big Bran：一种含有糠麸的高纤维麦片4.精选语录Raj: Are there any chopsticks?Sheldon: You don't need chopsticks. This is Thai food.Leonard: Here we go.Sheldon: Thailand has had the fork since the latter half of the 19th century. Interestingly they don't put the fork in their mouth, they use it toput the food on a spoon, which then goes into their mouth.Leonard: Ask him for a napkin, I dare you.听谢博士讲泰国餐具Leonard: Penny, wait.Penny: Yeah?Leonard: Um... If you don't have any other plans, do you want to join us for Thai food and a Superman movie marathon? Penny: A marathon? Wow, how many Superman movies are there?Sheldon: You're kidding, right?Penny: Yeah, I do like the one where Lois Lane falls from the helicopter and Superman swooshes down and catches her. Which one was that?All guys: One.我只看过超人一Sheldon: You realize that scene was rife with scientific inaccuracy.Penny: Yes, I know, men can't fly.Sheldon: No, no. Let's assume that they can. Hmm. Lois Lane is falling, accelerating at an initial rate of 32 feet per second per second. Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel. Miss Lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles an hour, hits them and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces.Leonard: Unless Superman matches her speed and decelerates.Sheldon: In what space, sir? In what space? She's 2 feet above the ground. Yeah, frankly, if he really loved her, he'd let her hit the pavement. It'd be a more merciful death.钢铁手臂三段式Leonard: I guess we'll just bring it up ourselves.Sheldon: I hardly think so.Leonard: Why not?Sheldon: Well, we don't have a dolly or lifting belts or any measurable upper-body strength.Leonard: We don't need strength. We're physicists. We are the intellectual descendants of Archimedes. Give me a fulcrum and a lever and I can move the Earth. It's just a matter... I don't have this. I don't have this! I don't have this.Sheldon: Archimedes would be so proud.阿基米德的后代们Leonard: I'm not surprised. A well-known folk cure for insomnia is to break in your neighbor's apartment andclean.Sheldon: Sarcasm?Leonard: You think?Sheldon: Granted, my methods may have been somewhat unorthodox, but I think the end result will be a measurable enhancement to Penny's quality of life.Leonard: You know what, you convinced me. Maybe tonight we should sneak in and shampoo her carpet.Sheldon: You don't think that crosses a line?Leonard: Yes. For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?Sheldon: You have a sarcasm sign?Leonard: No, I do not have a sarcasm sign.讽刺？Leonard: Uh. Here's the thing: ,Penny, just as Oppenheimer came to regret his contributions to the first atomic bomb, so too I regret my participation in what was, at the very least, an error in judgment. The hallmark of the great human experiment is the willingness to recognize one's mistakes. Some mistakes, such as Madam Curie's discovery of radium, turned out to have great scientific potential, even though she would later die a slow, painful death from radiation poisoning. Another example, from the field of Ebola research...Leonard的科学道歉5.地道表达swoop down：猛扑下straighten up：整理,整顿get out of your hair：不打扰了，get in one's hair 打扰某人per se：本质上,本身1. 普通级词汇frosty：adj. 下霜的,严寒的,冷淡的goblin：n. 恶鬼,小妖精prehensile：adj. 能抓住的，可握住的goggle：n. 护目镜pheromones：n.外激素spittle：n. 口水,唾液arousal：n. 激励,鼓励,唤醒asthma：n. 哮喘feline：adj. 猫科的n. 猫,猫科动物calicos：n. 白棉布,印花布cuddly：adj. 抱着很舒服地chisel：n. 凿子crescent shaped：新月形的Colonoscopy：n. 结肠镜检查chafing：n. [医]皮炎concussion：n. 脑震荡2.爆炸级词汇Azeroth：魔兽世界（WOW）里的艾泽拉斯oxygen iodine laser：氧碘化学激光器Asimov's three laws of robotics：美国著名科幻作家阿西莫夫（Isaac Asimov，1920-1992）在其“机器人”系列科幻作品中，提出“机器人学三定律”，为机器人建立了一套行为规范和道德准则，从而演绎出一系列推理性和逻辑性极强的漂亮故事。

第一季12集The Jerusalem Duality----(耶路撒冷对偶)-Sheldon：Here's the problem with teleportation. 我给你讲讲隐形传物的问题吧。

-Leonard：Lay it on me. 讲吧。

-Sheldon：Assuming a device could be invented 假设可以发明一种仪器，Which would identify the quantum state of matter of an individual in one location 在一个地方把一个个体的量子态识别确认后，And transmit that pattern to a distant location for reassembly, 把排列模式传送到另一地方重新组装， You would not have actually transported the individual. 你实际上并没真把该个体传送走，You would have destroyed him in one location and recreated him in another. 而是在一个地方将他摧毁再在另一个地方重新做出一个他。

-Leonard：How about that？ 那又如何？-Sheldon：Personally, I would never use a transporter, 我本人永远不会使用传送机，Because the original Sheldon would have to be disintegrated in order to create a new Sheldon. 因为原来的Sheldon必须被分解,才能再做出一个新的Sheldon。

-Leonard：Would the new Sheldon be in any way an improvement onthe old Sheldon那新的Sheldon比旧的有什么改进吗？ -Sheldon：No, he would be exactly the same. 没有，他们完全一模一样。

⽣活⼤爆炸经典台词⽣活⼤爆炸经典台词 1、谢尔顿：剪⼑剪布，布包⽯头，⽯头砸死蜥蜴，蜥蜴毒死史波克，史波克打碎剪⼑，剪⼑剪死蜥蜴，蜥蜴吃掉布，布否定史波克，史波克使⽯头蒸发，当然，⽯头砸碎剪⼑。

2、谢尔顿：我很清楚⼈类的繁殖⽅式，既脏乱⼜不卫⽣，⽽且跟你做了三年邻居，听了太多不必要⼜响亮的呼唤声。

彭妮(Penny)：天呐。

谢尔顿：对，就是这句。

3、谢尔顿：你为什么哭? 彭妮：因为我很笨。

谢尔顿：没有理由去哭啊。

⼀个⼈哭泣是因为其感到伤⼼难过。

⽐如，我哭是因为别⼈很笨，这使我很伤⼼。

4、拉什(Raj)：我不喜欢⾍⼦，好不?他们让我焦虑不安。

希尔顿：有趣，你害怕昆⾍和⼥⼈。

瓢⾍会让你患上强直性昏厥的。

5、谢尔顿：⼀点误会?伽利略和教皇倒是有点误会…… 6、啊，万有引⼒，你这⽆良的婊⼦! 7、我不是神经病，我妈妈带我去检查过。

8、谢尔顿：我泡了茶。

莱昂纳德(Leonard)：我不想喝茶。

谢尔顿：我不是为你泡茶，这是我的茶。

莱昂纳德：那你为什么告诉我? 谢尔顿：这是⼀次会话的开端。

莱昂纳德：那是⼀个糟糕的会话开端。

谢尔顿：哦，是吗?我们正在会话啊，将死你! 9、莱昂纳德：你在彭妮家做什么? 谢尔顿：嗯，我们⽤餐，玩游戏，接着我在那度过了⼀夜。

哦，你⼀定很⾼兴知道，我现在已经深⼊理解“异性朋友”了。

10、谢尔顿：喂，彭妮，……我知道你现在因为原始的⽣理欲望⽽值得的同情，但是如果你在你之前有⼀个终⽣的错误决定，我怎么可能打断呢? 11、莱昂纳德：谢尔顿，看在上帝的.份上，我每次开⼝说话的时候必须举起讽刺牌吗? 谢尔顿(好奇地)：你有⼀块讽刺牌? 12、谢尔顿：你尽管去试，但是你永远不会抓到我!Bazinga! 13、谢尔顿：莱昂纳德，你也许是对的。

似乎彭妮背地⾥想让你以亲密、⾁欲的⽅式出现在她的⽣活中。

莱昂纳德：你真的这么认为? 谢尔顿：当然不。

即使我睡眠不⾜，我照样胜利完成了我的经典恶作剧。

⽣活⼤爆炸第⼀季⼝语笔记Big Bang Theory S01E011.What’s the protocol for leaving?该怎么（跟她）说（我们）要⾛呢？2.boarding school寄宿学校3.We live across the hall.我们住在你隔壁。

4.I think we should be good neighbors and invite her over,make her feel welcome.我觉得我们应该做个好邻居，请她做客，让她觉得亲切。

5.We need to widen our circle.我们得扩⼤下我们的朋友圈⼦。

6.I find that when I’m undergoing stress,the good food and company can have a comforting effect.我发现当我⾝⼼俱疲时，美⾷和伙伴能让我感觉很舒坦。

7.I’m no expert,but I believe in the context of a luncheon invitation,you might want to skip the reference to bowel movement.这⽅⾯我不在⾏，不过我相信如果是邀请别⼈吃午餐，你最好不要说肠运动的事。

8.In the winter,that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm，and yet not so close as to cause perspiration.In the summer, it’s directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there and there.It faces the television at an angle.That is neither direct,thus discouraging conversation,nor so far wide as to creat parallax distortion.I could go on,but I think I’ve made my piont.在冬天，这个位置离暖⽓⽐较近，所以⽐较暖和，但也不⾄于太近以⾄于引起出汗。

生活大爆炸经典语录导读：1、s：我不需要那些不如我的人对我的肯定。

2、酒精加上她一时糊涂总有可能让今晚成为浪漫之夜。

3、S：如果那该死的死亡放射线能用我就不会挨打了。

4、谢耳朵说：晚安。

如果今晚是世界末日，祝你好运！5、我向来帮助弱者。

又一次证明了我就是蝙蝠侠在世。

6、说出来可能也没人信，我可能不是当男朋友的料。

7、谢耳朵：啊，地心引力，汝乃没心没肺之婊-子。

8、如果胡来才是正确的方法的话，那我闭嘴。

9、谢耳朵：我才没疯呢，我妈带我检查过。

10、你太善良了，这个世界会把你啃得尸骨无存。

11、依我看，你的所有问题都可以通过多挣点钱来解决。

12、如果那该死的死亡放射线能用我就不会挨打了。

13、p：你在忙什么？s：没空说话，专注模式中。

14、你正在跟西半球仅有的能跟得上你这思维的三人之一在说话。

15、p对l：靠，你的化妆品比我还多，而且还比我用的都高级。

16、我承认那个球形鸡的笑话还蛮有趣的，但从那以后就急转直下。

17、h：sheldon，你要知道你并没有那么多朋友可以留给你来侮辱。

18、S：普通的测试甚至无法准确地测量我的智商。

我还能更珍稀一点儿吗？19、你知道球馆里的球有多脏吗？其程度不亚于去街角帮人做免费的直肠体检。

20、你干嘛无视你妹妹？Sheldon：我不是无视她，我是无视你们所有人。

21、H：他卡壳多久了？L：智商上有30小时了，情商嘛，29年了。

22、S：你知道我是个聪明绝顶的人。

要是我出错了，我能不知道吗？23、s：你正在跟西半球仅有的能跟得上你这思维的三人之一在说话。

24、s：你确定以你飞蛾扑火的性格，你不会被我这熊熊的烈火所吸引吗？25、s：我是“聪明人”？要被归为“聪明人”我得去掉60点智商才行。

26、s：我怎么才能让他们不喜欢我呢？l：邀请他们跟我们一起住。

27、不可能会好了。

改变总是不是好的。

人们说改变是好事，事实才不是。

28、已经过九点了，这时候的帕萨迪纳街头到处是喝醉的水手和野猫。

Thebigbangtheory生活大爆炸第一季经典台词(绝对经典)1. 一般级词汇frosty：adj. 下霜的,严寒的,冷淡的goblin：n. 恶鬼,小妖精prehensile：adj. 能抓住的，可握住的goggle：n. 护目镜pheromones：n.外激素spittle：n. 口水,唾液arousal：n. 鼓舞,鼓舞,唤醒asthma：n. 哮喘feline：adj. 猫科的n. 猫,猫科动物calicos：n. 白棉布,印花布cuddly：adj. 抱着专门舒服地chisel：n. 凿子crescent shaped：新月形的Colonoscopy：n. 结肠镜检查chafing：n. [医]皮炎concussion：n. 脑震荡2.爆炸级词汇Azeroth：魔兽世界〔WOW〕里的艾泽拉斯oxygen iodine laser：氧碘化学激光器Asimov's three laws of robotics：美国闻名科幻作家阿西莫夫〔Isaac Asimov，1920-1992〕在其〝机器人〞系列科幻作品中，提出〝机器人学三定律〞，为机器人建立了一套行为规范和道德准那么，从而演绎出一系列推理性和逻辑性极强的漂亮故事。

以下是〝机器人学三定律〞：1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.2. A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.hypoallergenic：adj.【医学】低变应原的，可不能导致过敏反应的Quiznos：奎兹诺斯〔Quiznos〕是美国闻名的快餐品牌Aramis：雅男仕，雅诗兰黛旗下品牌alpha wave：阿尔法波〔8—13赫兹〕,反映正常人常见的脑电图intestinal polyps：肠息肉centrifugal force：n. 离心力centripetal force：n. 向心力3.爆炸级食品minestrone：n.(意大利式)蔬菜浓汤，浓肉汁菜汤chicken carbonara：鸡肉烤面条加干酪沙司ketchup：番茄酱4.精选语录Leonard: I'm fine. Penny's fine. The guy she's kissing is really fine.Howard: Kissing, what kind of kissing? Cheeks? Lips?Chaste? French?Leonard: What is wrong with you?Howard: I'm a romantic.浪漫猥琐男Sheldon: Well, at least now you can retrieve the black box from the twisted, smoldering wreckage that was once your fantasy of dating her and analyze the data so that you don't crash into geek mountain.真损呐SheldonSheldon: Ok, look, I think that you have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with Penny as the hubble telescope does of discovering at the center of every black hole is a little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker.Sheldon越来越复杂的说明Penny: So what's new in the world of physics?Leonard: Nothing.Penny: Really? Nothing?Leonard: Well, with the exception of string theory, not much has happened since the 1930s. And you can't prove string theory. At best you can say, "Hey, look, my idea has an internal logical consistency."Penny: Huh, well, I'm sure things will pick up.傻妞Penny5.地道表达lock and load：重新装弹，预备射击swat off：用力打击penny for your thoughts：分享一下你在想什么quibble over：争辩琐事,诡辩bounce back：受挫折后复原原状.一般级词汇spelunking：n.洞穴探察consonant：n. 辅音vis-a-vis：n. 面对面,相对着savor：vt. 尝到或闻到, 尽情享受jumbo：a. 庞大的sabbatical：a. 安息日的kowtow：n. vi. <汉>磕头mediocre：a. 无能的,平凡的caliper：n. 制动钳mutilation：n. 切断,毁损manganese：n. 锰tampon：n.(塞伤口用的)棉塞; 月经棉塞menopause：n.【生理学】绝经；绝经期；更年期luminous：a. 发光的,发亮的jellyfish：n. 水母,海蜇loom：n. 织布机smoldering：a. 阴燃的, 闷骚的lasik：n. 激光眼科手术bobcat：n. 山猫licorice：n. 甘草fissionable：a.可分裂的, 可裂变的dynamite：n. 氨爆炸药2.爆炸级词汇mahalo：[夏威夷语]感谢laws of large number：大数定律, 概率论中讨论随机变量序列的算术平均值向常数收敛的定律serape：塞拉普毛毯披肩(或披身) (拉美国家用的鲜艳毛毯)(一种华丽的毛织布)[亦作sarape]poncho：毯状斗篷(南美人所穿，中间开洞，供头伸出)yellow-cake uranium：黄饼铀, Yellowcakes (also called urania) are uranium concentrates obtained from leach solutions.3.爆炸级食品cobbler：水果馅饼snickerdoodle：a type of sugar cookie made with cream of tartar and rolled in cinnamon(肉桂) sugar4.精选语录Sheldon: You know what's interesting about caves, Leonard?Leonard: What?Sheldon: Nothing.谁能够如此说话Sheldon: I've spent the past three and a half years staring at grease boards full of equations. Before that, I spent four years working on my thesis. Before that, I was in college, and before that, I was in the fifth grade.谁能够五年级上大学Penny: How come you didn't go into work today?Sheldon: I'm taking a sabbatical because I won't kowtow to mediocre minds.Penny: So you got canned, huh?Sheldon: Theoretical physicists do not get canned...but yeah.谁能够如此犟嘴Penny: Well, maybe it's all for the best. You know, I always say when one door closes, another on opens. Sheldon: No, it doesn't. Not unless the two doors are connected by relays or there are motion sensors involved. Penny: No, no, I meant...Sheldon: or if the first door closing creates a change of air pressure that acts upon the second door.Penny: Never mind.第一课：表用物理打比方Sheldon: Oh, boy.Penny: What now?Sheldon: Well, there's some value to taking a multivitamin, but the human body can only absorb so much. What you're buying here are the ingredients for very expensive urine.Penny: Well, maybe that's what I was going for.Sheldon: Well, then you'll want some manganese.第二课：表和小谢较真Penny: Oh, my god, this is the best cobbler I've ever had.Mary: It was always Sheldon's favorite. You know what the secret ingredient is?Penny: Love?Mary: Lard.第三课：小谢母亲亦极品Mary: Now, let's get crackin'. Shower, shirt, shoes, and let's shove off.果然5.地道表达put it on the back burner：先别想那个了, on the front/ middle/ back burner处于重要/一样/次要的地位dumbed down：降低…的难度; (尤指对教科书加以)简化with all due respect：恕我直言buckle up：系好安全带, 小心have a fit：大发脾气piss off：使厌烦snap out of it：振作起来get cracking：行动起来, 赶快shove off：动身,离开s01e05 The Hamburger Postulate 汉堡假定1.一般级词汇cardio：n.有氧运动aberration：n. 越轨pupils：n. 瞳孔dilate：vt. 扩大，扩展courtship：n. 求爱,求爱时期solar eclipse：n. 日食asymptotically：ad. 渐近地2.爆炸级词汇Godzilla：哥斯拉Illinois Cavalry：伊利诺伊骑兵队Hulk：绿巨人Robert E Lee：李将军,南方的统领Shiva=Destroyer 湿婆Ganesh=Remover of obstacles 格涅沙,象鼻神semiotics：n. 符号学,语言学quantum chromodynamics：n. 量子色动力学dopamine：n. 多巴胺,一种神经传导物质synapse：n. 突触hypothalamus：n.【解剖学】丘脑下部，下丘脑3.爆炸级食品mint juleps：薄荷朱利酒Heart Smart platter：奶酪拼盘Burgers in the Cheese Cake Factory: Classic Burger, Ranch House Burger, Barbecue Burger and the Kobe Burger Big boypoppy seed bagel：罂粟籽百吉饼Cheerios：麦圈4.精选语录Howard: What do you recommend for someone who worked up a man-sized appetite from a morning of weight training and cardio funk?Penny: A shower.噎死猥琐男Leonard: Leslie and I do research together at the university.Penny: Oh, wow, a girl scientist.Leslie: Yep, come for the breasts, stay for the brains.经典的女科学家Leonard: What did Penny mean, "You'd make a cute couple?"Sheldon: Well, I assume she meant the two of you together would constitute a couple that others might consider cute. An alternate and somewhat less likely interpretation is that you could manufacture one. As in "Oh, look, Leonard and Leslie made Mr. and Mrs. Goldfarb. Aren't they adorable?"Leonard: If Penny didn't know that Leslie had turned me down, then it would unambiguously mean that she, Penny, thought I should ask her, Leslie, out, indicating that she, Penny, had no interest in me asking her, Penny, out. But, because she did know that I had asked Leslie out and that she, Leslie, had turned me down, then she, Penny, could be offering consolation......."That's too bad, you would have made a cute couple...", but while thinking: "Good, Leonard remains available."Sheldon: You're a lucky man, Leonard.Leonard: How so?Sheldon: You're talking to one of the three men in the western hemisphere capable of following that train of thought. Leonard: Well, what do you think?Sheldon: I said I could follow it, I didn't say I care.。

美剧《生活大爆炸》经典台词中英对照Bazinga!逗你玩儿！They say at the end of your life, you regret the stuff you didn't do more than the stuff that you did.别人都说，人到了暮年，比起自己干过的事，会更后悔没有干过一些事情。

Well, you can't force things.有些事情是强求不来的。

Little warning before you jump into this marriage business: you are not just marrying him, you are marrying his family.在你跳进婚姻这个大坑前，姐先嘱咐你两句：你嫁的不光是他这个人，还有他的家庭。

Smart is the new sexy.聪明即是性感。

One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.大家都是因为伤心才哭嘛。

比方我吧，我总为别人太傻哭，因为人家愚蠢搞得我很伤心。

If I could, I would, but I can't, I shan't纠结不是我想停，想停就能停You sure your mothlike personality won't be drawn to this blazing fire that is myself? 你确定以你飞蛾扑火的性格不会被我这熊熊烈火所吸引吗？Whatever you do ,just don't make any rash decision.无论你想做什么，千万不要贸然行事。

Not to mention imaginary.想象力更是不言而喻。