Gossip Girl第一季读书笔记

The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot)the pilot:美国电视剧新剧开播都会有一个试播来测试观众对新剧的接受程度，以此来决定是否再继续播下去，也可以说是一个开端Written by: Marta Kauffman and David CraneTranscribed by: guineapigAdditional transcribing by: Eric Aasen (Note: The previously unseen parts of this episode are shown in blue text.)101 试播瑞秋在教堂抛弃未婚夫巴利、逃婚到莫妮卡处。

莫妮卡和调酒师保罗约会，此君伪装成离婚后一蹶不振的苦命人，靠博取同情来骗女人上床。

罗斯婚姻失败，情绪低落。

乔伊安慰他说，女性的种类与冰激凌的品种一样多，离婚未尝不是好事。

大家一同看西班牙肥皂剧并信口瞎猜剧情。

罗斯自高中起即爱慕瑞秋，此刻死灰复燃，提议和她约会，瑞秋答应了1.01 PilotRachel leaves Barry at the alter and moves in with Monica.Monica goes on a date with Paul the wine guy, who turns out to be less than sincere.Ross is depressed about his failed marriage.Joey compares women to ice cream.Everyone watches Spanish soaps.Ross reveals his high school crush on Rachel.[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!monica的扮演者Courtney Cox本是打算出演rach的，不过她后来看了剧本出演了monica，我觉得这个更适合她。

Gossip Girl第一季经典台词整理!(第一部分）Gossip girl: Hey, upper east siders, gossip girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous life of Manhattan’s elites.And who am I? That’s a secret I’ll never tell. You know you love me, XOXO, gossip girl。

Hey，上东区的贵族们，绯闻少女在此，我是你们唯一得到曼哈顿精英们丑闻的渠道。

至于我是谁，那是一个我永远也不会说的秘密。

你知道你是爱我的，XOXO，绯闻少女。

Ep1Gossip girl: Spotted, lonely boy can’t believe the love of his life has returne d. If only she knew who he was.目击——寂寞男孩不敢相信他一生挚爱回来了，只是如果她知道他的存在的话。

Blair: I love you, Nate Archibald, always have, always will.我爱你，N，一直是，永远会。

Sere na: I didn’t come back for you.我又不是为你回来的。

Gossip girl: There’s nothing gossip girl like more than a good cat figh t. And this could be a classic.在这世界上绯闻少女最喜欢的莫过于女人之间的战争，而这个将是个十分经典的战役。

* 女人之间的战役一般都用cat fight，因为女人打架都像猫一样又叫又抓。

Chuck: But happiness does not seem on the menu, so smoke up, and seal the deal with Blair. 幸福并不在你的选项之内，你还是先搞定B吧。

《Gossip Girl（绯闻女孩）》《Gossip Girl（绯闻女孩）》（以下简称《GG》）是美国新兴电视台——CW 电视台于2007年开始热播的青春偶像剧（土鳖说法），至今拍到第四季了仍经久不衰。

半年前，我抱着试试看的态度看了《GG》的第一季，立即被其中的美女（没有帅男）以及身处大洋彼岸的同龄人之间发生的故事所吸引，一口气看完了第一、第二季。

CW电视台由哥伦比亚广播公司及华纳兄弟共同出资，于2006年9月18日开播。

CW电视台当今针对年轻的收视群体，成为了唯一一家针对18-34岁年轻观众的电视台。

朝着这个目标，CW播映了一系列热门的青春剧：《篮球兄弟》(One Tree Hill)，《美眉校探》(Veronica Mars),《超人前传》(Smallville)，《八卦天后》(Gossip Girl)》等等无一不是青春味十足，深受年轻人的欢迎。

（摘自百度百科）据《华尔街日报》显示，《GG》已经成为CW电视台的顶梁柱，维持着CW电视台，从而不至于在竞争激烈的美国电视行业掉队。

可见这部剧的火热程度。

回过头来看这部《GG》的成功，有以下几点要重要提到。

一、用俊男靓女吸引眼球首先要说的是，不管这部剧的编剧、制作的水平孰优孰劣，看的人都会被剧中演员靓丽的外貌，简单地说就是“养眼”。

外貌这个东西的吸引力，无论对男对女，都管用，尤其是对于年轻人，对于表面的光鲜容易导致先入为主。

经济学家早就就外貌这件事情进行过研究，研究表明，外貌好看与否直接与经济收入相挂钩。

上海的数据显示：“低于平均水平的相貌”的男性数量占样本男性的2%，工资比平均水平低24.6%。

“低于平均水平的相貌”的女性数量占样本男性的2%，工资比平均水平低31.1%。

“高于平均水平的相貌”的男性数量占样本男性的32%，工资比平均水平高2.9%。

“高于平均水平的相貌”的女性数量占样本女性的34%，工资比平均水平高9.7%。

（摘自互联网）外貌在现代社会的重要性可见一斑。

The One With Two Parts, part 1Written by: Marta Kauffman and David Crane.Transcribed by: Tennant Stuart and Mindy Mattingly.116 双胞胎两部曲（一）德和乔伊碰到了菲比的孪生姐姐乌苏拉；乔伊和她约会，这可惹恼了和姐姐关系僵持的菲比。

罗斯和卡萝及苏珊一起参加助产课程；卡萝对分娩心怀恐惧；罗斯意识到自己将升级为人父。

钱德为公司里一名雇员所吸引，却受命要解雇她，他实在下不了手，于是开始约会她，并告诉每个人说，她精神状态极度失衡，如果解雇她后果将不堪设想；她注意到人们态度异样，钱德不得不摊牌。

罗斯管教不了他的猴子马赛尔，马赛尔把莫妮卡的电视调到西班牙模式，谁也不知道怎么能调回来。

海先生说他养了猫。

电视剧《为你疯狂》中的简米和弗蓝在Central Perk中亮相，还把菲比错当成乌苏拉。

瑞秋终于去取圣诞灯饰，但不慎从阳台跌下，在海先生家窗外悬着。

[Scene: Rift’s Restaurant, as seen in Mad About You, Joey and Chandler are there.]Chandler: This is unbelievable. It’s been like a half an hour. If this was a cartoon, you’d be looking like a ham火腿 right about now.(Ursula Buffay, Phoebe’s identical twin sister, is waiting on tables in her inimitable manner.)identical adj.同一的, 同样的/identical twin n.[生]全等双生,同卵双生/wait on v.服侍, 招待,拜访, 焦急地等待/inimitable adj.不能模仿的,无与伦比的Joey: There’s the waitress. Excuse me, Miss. Hello, Miss?(Ursula spins around looking puzzled, quite unable to tell where the sound is coming from.)spin around向四周旋转Chandler: It’s Phoebe! Hi!(Ursula notices Joey waving his hand, and comes over走过来.)Ursula: Hi. Okay, will that be all就这样?Chandler: Wait, wait! Wh-what are you doing here?Ursula: Yeah, um, I was over there, then you said, "Excuse me, hello Miss," so now I’m here.Joey: No, no...how come you are working here?Ursula: Right, yeah, ’cause its close to where I live, and the aprons 围裙 are really cute.Chandler: Can we start over?可以重来一遍吗？Ursula: Yeah. Okay great. I’m gonna be over here. (She wanders away.)Chandler & Joey: No, no, no!Opening Credits[Scene: A wintry February day in New York City, snowplows are clearing the streets. Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross.]wintry adj.象冬季的, 寒冷的, 冬天的, 冷淡的/snowplow n.雪犁, 扫雪机/pay court to追求(女人)to追问Ross: I don’t know whether he’s testing me, or just acting out, but my monkey is out of control. But, he keeps erasing the messages on my machine, "supposedly" by accident.act out v.将...付诸行动to发泄情绪/supposedly adv.想像上, 按照推测/"supposedly" by accident:应该是个意外Rachel: No, yeah, I’ve done that.Ross: And then, like three days in a row he got to the newspaper before I did, and peed all over到处 the crossword.in a row adv.成一排, 连续Rachel: I’ve never done that.(Outside in the street, Joey and Chandler arrive, to peer(vt.凝视,窥视) through the window at Phoebe, by bending down to look underneath the shop’s sign—a large steaming(adj.冒着热气的) cup of coffee.)Chandler: All right, now look at her and tell me she doesn’t look exactly like her sister.Joey: I’m sayin’ I see a difference.Chandler: They’re twins!Joey: I don’t care. Phoebe’s Phoebe. Ursula’s... hot!(Joey and Chandler come indoors.)Chandler: You know that thing, when you and I talk to each other about things?Joey: Yeah.Chandler: Let’s not do that any more.(They hang up[把……挂起来]their coats and scarves, then approach their friends on the main sofa.)scarves n.领带, （长）桌巾, 丝巾All: Hey guys! Hey!Joey: Hey Pheebs, guess who we saw today.Phoebe: Ooh, ooh, fun! Okay... um, Liam Neeson.Joey: Nope.Phoebe: Morly Safer.Liam Neeson,Morly Safer:钱德勒和乔伊巧遇了菲比的孪生姐姐厄苏拉，他们回到咖啡馆，问菲比你知道我们今天碰到了谁?菲比连续说了两个人名，分别是利亚姆·内森(Liam Neeson)——主演《辛德勒的名单》和《星球大战前传之魅影危机》的著名演员——和莫利·塞弗(Morly Safer)，美国《六十分钟》电视节目的著名记者。

第一季第一集Hey,upper east siders,gossip girl here, and I have the biggest news ever.One of my ma sources...Melanie91... Sends us this...Spotted at grand central,bags in hand... Serena van der WoodsenSerena van der woodsen.Was it only a year ago our "it" girl mysteriously disappeared for "boarding school"?And just as suddenly,she's back.Don't believe me?See for yourselves.Lucky for us,lanie91 sent proof. Thanks for the photo,mel.Dan,jenny,over here!Hey,dad!Hey,hey,you made it!Welcome back.How was your weekend?How's your mom?- Fine.- She's good.Uh,fine and good.She's... She's good and... And fine. Like,"maybe I never should've left manhattan" fine,or "taking a time-out from my marriage was the best idea I ever had" fine? Dad,you know what?I- I am,uh,I'm starving.let's go home. I'm cooking.Caprese salad,a little mozzarella di bufala.Yeah,I'm gonna make you guys... Spotted... Lonely boy.Can't believe the love of his life has returned...If only she knew who he was. Buteveryoneknows serena,and everyone is talking.Wonder what blair waldorf thinks. Sure,they're b.F.S,but we always thought blair's boyfriend nate had a thing for serena.Design a dress for this woman.Blair,if you're gonna wear one of my designs, tell me so we can at least get it properly fitted.Thanks,mom.Keep that in mind.Great party.She is mybestadvertisement.So,nate,you started thinking about college?Well,actually,I'm a dartmouth man. Yes,dad's always spoken very highly of dartmouth,but I'd like to check out west.You know,maybe u.S.C.,u.C.L.A....His mother wouldn't hear of it. Dartmouth is far enough away for her. Yes,well,dartmouth is my first choice. Excuse me,captain.Nate,can I borrow you?Uh,sure. Will you excuse me for a second?Nathaniel...Nathaniel...Any interest in some fresh air?When I get back?Ifhe gets back.what's going on?I wanna do this...It... Now.- Nownow?- yeah.I thought you wanted to wait.Not anymore.Better lock it down with nate,b. Clock's ticking.Oh,my god! You'll never believe what's on "gossip girl."someone saw serena getting off the train at grand central.Good. Things were getting a little dull around here.Thank you.I love you...Nate ArchibaldNate archibald.Always have,always will.I love you,too.Serena van der Woodsen?serena van der woodsen?Is that you?!Blair,it's serena!Serena?Serena?Serena's at school.Kiss me.No,I just heard your mom say she's here. Don't you wanna go say hey? Yeah...Totally....But I heard she was pregnant.No,but it's rehab.- Sign me up for that.- She looks go.So I told him,"forget it.I don't care if it's murakami.It clashes with my sofa."Hey,good to see you.Serena,darling. Oh!Um,so where is he?What,they haven't let him out yet? Oh,let's not discuss that right now,okay?I thought you might wanna see some of your friends.Thanks.Serena!Serena!- It's so good to see you!- How are you? Good to see you! Come,we're about to have dinner.I'll set a place for you at the table next to blair.Yeah,actually,um,there's somewhere I have to go.You're leaving?Yeah,I-I just...I don't feel well.I just wanted to come by and say hi. I'll see you at school tomorrow. school? So I guess she's back for good. Didn't you know she was coming?Of course I did.I just... Wanted it to ba surprise.Word is that s. Bailed on b.'S party in under 90 secondsand didn't even have one limoncello. Has our bad girl reallygone good?Or is it all just part of the act?Young lady,yocan't be here.Visiting hours are over.I'm family.He's my brother.Why'd she leave?Why'd she return?Send me all the deets.Anwho am I?That's one secret I'll never tell... Theonlyone.X.O.X.O.,gossip girl.Serena?serena?Serena?Serena?Hey,how are you?You know...I've been better.Eric,I know I've been a terrible sister... Oh,I'm just so happy to see you.Must be a lot of rumors why you're back.Yeah,but none of them mention you. Just like mom wants,huh?What do I want,baby?For serena to sleep in her ownbed,possibly wearing pajamas. Morning,mom.Hey,I was just about to ask the doctorif I could take eric to breakfast. Wanna come?Um... No.I think what I'll do is go gethim a croissant down the street.Serena,don't.Let me guess...You told everyone eric's justvisiting grandpa in rhode island.Your aunt carol in miami.So you're actually hiding him?He tries to take his own life,and you're worried it's gonna cost you "mom the year"?Serena,you've been gone,doingwho knows what with god knows who...I told you,boarding school was not like that.Then you know what? As happy as I am to have you home,you have no idea what it's been like. guess whose dad is cool?It's a trick question.Yeah,'cause it can't be ours.Ha ha,ha ha. Look at this."Top ten forgotten bands of the '90s. " yeah,check out who's number nine.He's very proud. mm-hmm.Hey! Hey,way to be forgotten.But that's how you get remembered. Maybe you'd care if dad's band was on "gossip girl."what?I don't read "gossip girl." that's... That's for chicks.So that wasn't your laptop open to it last nightreading all about serena van der woodsen?"Rolling stone"? Wow.Lincoln hawk...Number nine.Hey,at are you working on?It's called the kiss on the lips party. Everyone's going.You were invited to that?Well,no offense if I sound surprised sincel'venever been invited.One of the girls in my art class saw my calligraphy, and she said that if I addressed all the invitationsthat I could have one.Sounds very fair. The sweatshops could learn a thing or two.Dad,this is not a platform for one of your anticapitalist rants.Yes,it is.Besides,you make us go to private school.That's for your education.So we should just be anonymous losers who eat lunch aloneand never get invited to parties?Works for me.Mom thinks it's a good idea.And her judgment is always sound,right?jenny,you wanna go to that party,you should go.You kids could use some fun.Nate?Nate?Uh,your mom told me you guys were staying here at the palace.Yeah,uh,we're renovating again.You know my mom...If it's not broke,break it.So what are you doing here?Oh,I just wanted to see how you were. You seemed kind of upset last night.I- I gotta get going and ange for school. I'm gonna be late.- Serena...- serena...- No. No.But you're back now...I didn't come back for you.Look,blair's my best friend,and you're her boyfriend,and she loves you.That's the way things are supposed to be. Hey,watch where you're going! Serena looked effing hot last night.There's something wrong with that level of perfection.It needs to be violated.You are deeply disturbed.And yet,you know I'm right.You're telling me if you had the chance...I have a girlfriend.You guys have been dating since kindergartenand you haven't sealed the deal.Who says,"seal the deal"?Come on.Are you following us or something? No,I-I go to your school.Identical uniforms?Is that kind of a tip-off?That's funny.So you guys wanna sit together at lunch? So cute!These should be framed or something. Not bad work.And here's yours,as promised. Thanks.Here you guys are.I looked all over the dining hall for you. Oh,hi,I'm serena.I know.I mean,hi,I'm jenny.When's the party?Saturday.And...You're kinda not invited...Since until 12 hours ago,everyone thought you were at boarding school.Now we're full,and,uh,jenny used up all the invites.Um,actually...You can go now.Sorry.No,that's okay.I got a lot of stuff to do anyway.Well,we should get going then.Unless you want us to wait for you. Looks like you got a lot of yogurt left. No,go ahead.Blair,think we could meet tonight?I'd love to,but I'm doing something with nate tonight.The palace. 8:00?Nate will wait.Spotted on the steps of the met...An s. And b. Power struggle.I could probably do a half-hour.Did s. Think she could waltz home,and things would be just like they were? Thanks for making the time.You're my best friend.Did b. Think s.Would go down without a fight?Or can these two hotties work it t? There's nothing gossip girllikes more than a good catfight,and this cou be a classic.Uh,you know... You know,dad,there's this thing called my space where you can post all this information online. Save some trees. Have a blog.Maybe if musicians got off their blogs and picked up their guitars,the music business would be in better shape.Spoken like a true relic.Thanks,son.Hey,dad,listen,um,I gotta run. Are you gonna be okay?Yeah. Yeah,your mom will be back. She's always been a free spirit.That's one of the reasons I fell for her in the first place.I meant with the fliers.luckily,staple guns are old school.go. I'm gonna be fine.I talked to the nurse,and I'm kidnapping you.We're going shopping,aren't we?We're going to bendel's,just for an hour,though,I swear.I had a really bad day.really? 'Cause I had a great day...A couple of pills,bunch of rorschach tests.They had this green jell-o for lunch. Mmm! Why didn't you save me any? Come on,let's go.We gotta get you out of here before mom shows up.jenny,what is it?What's wrong?Do you like this on me?Wait... Wait a second.Isthatwhy you need me?I thought this was an emergency. Afashionemergency.I mean come on,I've neverbeen to a big dance before.Neither have I.Yeah,but mom's gone,and dad's allergic to department stores.well,you look good,jen.You do,really.Thanks.I mean,too bad it's more than our rent, but I think I can sew something like it. Oh,my gosh,it's serena.Hi,serena!- hey. Jenny,- right?- yeah,hi- This is my...Stylist and personal shopper eric. Hi. Um,this is my brother.Or...Um,so is... Is that your dressfor the kiss on the lips party?Sort of.Speaking of that,um,here.I made you one during free period,but if anyone asks where you got it,I know nothing.Thanks.Dan? Dan?dan? Dan? Jenny?Jenny?That dress would look even better in black.Ack. Cool. Thanks.this is some good stuff.Yeah,I'm gonna need it.Blair's mom's at the country house. Yeah? Well,then maybe I shouldswipe some of my dad's viagra...Or my mom's paxil?Nathaniel,you're finally aboutto have sex with your girlfriend.It's like you're headed to your execution. No,man,I'm good.Talk to chuck,buddy.You and blair have been dating forever. All of a sudden there's a problem? There's no problem.It's just...Do you ever feel like our wholelives have been planned out for us,that we're just gonna end up like our parents?Man,that's a dark thought.And aren't we entitled to choose,just to be happy?Look,easy,socrates.What we're entitled to is a trust fund, maybe a house in the hamptons,a prescription drug problem.But happiness does not seem to be on the menu,so smoke up and seal the deal with blair, 'cause you're also entitled to tap that ass. so how's your mom doing with the divorce and everything?Great.So my dad left her for another man. She lost 15 pounds,got an eye lift.It's been good for her.I'm really sorry.Yeah,I could tell,since you didn't call or write the entiretime it was happening.No,I-I know,I was just...Boarding school is like...I don't even know why you wentto boarding school to being with.Do you know how it feltcalling your house whenyou didn't show up at school and having your mom say,"serena didn't tell you that she moved to connecticut?"I just...I- I had to go. I just...I need to get away from everything. Please,just trust me.How can I trust you when I feel like I don't even know you?Let's fix that.I saw you at school with... With katy and is,and I-I get it.I- I don't want to take any of that awayrom you...Because it's justyours to take if you want it.No,that... That's not what I mean. I...I miss you.I just want things to go back to the way they used to be...You know,walking to school together, dancing on tables at bungalow,night swimming at your mom's country house.You were like my sister.You know,and with our families...We need each other.You missed some classic eleanor waldorf meltdowns.If it wasn't such a tragedy,it would've been funny.Actually,it kind of was.Hmm,well,I wish I could've been there. You are now.I have to meet nate. Kinda have something special planned. Well,I don't want to keep you,but,um...I love you,b.I love you,too,s.Spotted at the palace hotel...S. And b.Having a heart-to-heart.Hmm,why so thirsty,s.?You may have won over b. For now,but we still think you're hiding something.Hey.Ah,the invisible man returns.You know,I really had no idea you could move that fast.Yeah,well,uh,your fashion emergency was solved,so I figured my wk was done.Come on,dan.Serena said hi to you at a ninth grade birthday party,and you've never forgotten it.How could I? She was the only person who spoke to me.And I'm pretty sure she thought I was someone else.You know,she's actually nice.And if shedidknow you,I think she'd really like you.I don't know. I think she might be a tad overwhelmedby the glitz and the glamour of the humphrey lifestyle.Well,I heard she's living at the palace hotel...Well,my... My point exactly.Probably sitting at the bar by herself, sipping martinis,all alone.You know,it's actually kind of sad. Oh,and,um,dad's at the gallery working late.He,uh,left money for dinner,so I was thinking indian.You know... You know what?I think I'm...I'm gonna go out.okay.Good,'cause I already ordered and only got enough for one.move,please.I love this town.I'm going to have to tell my parentsthe hotel ey just bought is serving minors.And if you get a drink,they're also serving pigs.I love it when you talk dirty.You just love when a girl talks to you. Actually,I prefer them when they're not talking.Mm,I've missed your witty banter.Let's catch up,take our clothes off,stare at each other.How about I just get a bite to eat?I've been drinking on an empty stomach.I heard you didn't do that anymore. Special occasion.Well,how about a grilled cheese with truffleil?You do love truffles.Enough to know it's not on the menu. Good thing I'm connected.Only 'cause I'm hungry.Is it too much?I want it to be special.What's wrong?Look,I don't know how to say this...Or if it's even the right thing to do, but,um...There's something I need to tell you. Alfonso,you're a stud.Now,uh,have a good night.We're closing the kitchen early.Oh,my god.This is so good.Well,if you're looking for a way to thank me,I've got a couple ideas. It's a sandwich,chuck.this is...This is not happening right now.You worried nate'll find out?What?Last year...The shepherd wedding.You think I don't know why you left town?Come on,hurry up.You know we're not supposed to be in here.Oh,if the happy couple didn't want to put up the cash for the premium bar, they should have made their wedding b.Y.O.B.- No!- Let me see it.No,make me.I can do it. I can do it.- No,you can't.- Let me just show you.Here,come here. Let me see it.I can do it. Stop.That never happens to me.It's okay.You're still a man in my eyes. Come here.Look at you. You're a mess.So are you.but... That was it.You guys kissed.Best friend and the boyfriend.That's pretty classy,s.I think you're more like me than you'd admit.No.No,that... That was then.I... I'm trying to change.I liked you better before.Chuck,stop it. Stop.No! Chuck,stop it!I knew it! I always knew there was something! Get out!Chuck! No!get off of me!I'm so sorry.Are... Are you okay?And just when b. And s. Had built a bridge,it all had to come crashing down.But dry your eyes.The kiss on the lips party is around the corner.And you know who les parties? Gossip girl.nice try,son.Maybe next time.You seem upbeat this morning.Did you have fun with blair last night? Actually,we got into a pretty big fight. Oh,you want my advice? Apologize even if it was her fault.Flowers,maybe some jewelry if she's really upset.Always works for your mom.I don't know. I think it might be for the best.Wait a minute.You guys broke up? Yeah,I guess we did.Blair is a great girl.I know. I'm just not sure if she's the girl for me.And you guys have been dating since kindergarten.So I keep hearing.Well,you love her,don't you?Yes,I do.I just think it might be goodfor us to take a break,you know? Maybe not right now.Eleanor waldorf is gearingup to take her company public,and I've been courting her formonths to let me handle the deal.Then you should get it.Iwillget it. If you could just help me out a little bit...What? You love her. She loves you.It's just a rough patch,that's all.You don't give up just because things are hard,not in business,or if yourfamily is depending on you.How do you know it was miss van der woodsen's if you didn't read it?And if you're not a guest at the hotel, what were you doing here?what?Uh,look,when prince charming found cinderella's slipper,they didn't accuse him of having a foot fetish.Uh,and you're prince charming?Well,there's miss van der woodsen now. no,no!Uh,serena?No,no,no,no,no.What are you dng? Don't.Hey,um,do you know this young man? She doesn't know me.Nobodyknows me.It's cool. It's fine.Uh... From last night.Are you...Um,I'm sorry about that.You remember me?She remembers me.Well,he claims he found your cell phone. Oh! You found it.Hey,mom.Guess what I got for you...A dress for kiss on the lips.I saw the invitation on the nightstand. Oh,uh,I'm not going to that.What do you mean? Blair's throwing it. Yeah,um,se the problem is,um, by... By the time I got the invitation,I,um,actually already had plans.Plans with whom?My friend.Uh... Yeah,hi.Uh,nice to meet you,mrs. Van der woodsen.I'm dan humphrey.What are you and dan humphrey doing? We...Uh,uh,we're... We're gog to a concert tonight.Lincoln Hawk?Lincoln hawk?yeah,"rolling stone" named them one of the top ten forgotten bands the '90s. Whoo! I'm a huge fan.Well,this party would've been the perfect opportunity for you to announce your return,but I guess I'll just,uh,keep the dress for myself.Thank you.Yeah,no,uh...It's not a problem,really.So you'll pick me up at 8:00?You'd really go out with some guy you don't know?Well,you can't be worse than the guys idoknow.Thanks for meeting me.Look,blair,I- I really hurt you,and I know that,and I wanna fix it. Really? And how are you gonna do that? I'm gonna put everything in the past.I'm not gonna see serena again or even talk to her.It'll be like she doesn't exist.I think that's a good idea.Let's not mention it again.You gonna eat that?That's it?'Cause you were pretty upset last night.I mean,should we talk about this? There's nothing to talk about.I overreacted.If you say it's in the past,it's in the past. I'm sure you have no feelings for her anymore. I just feel bad for serena.She'll really miss you.What time does the limo come?8:00.Perfect.Lilylily.Are you shopping for some art to match your furniture?Why is my daughter going to one of your concerts?'Cause we're awesome.With your son.Dan scored a date with serena?Well,our kids were bound to meet.It's a small island.Are you sure it's not some ploy,your using my daughter to getto me now that your wife left you?How do you know about alison?Like you said...Small island.Oh,I get it.You hear about alison,use your daughter as an excuse to start something. Yeah.In your dreams.Well,youarein my dreams,lily,and one in particular recurs...It involves finding you in the back of a nine inch nails buswith your shoes in your earrings and trent reznor...That happened.No need to rehash details of decades past.So I moved on...Yeah,from trent to layne to perry,till you switched up rock stars for billionaires.You think you're so cute...Washed-up band,crappy so-called art gallery.Well,not all of us have settlementsfrom multiple divorces to sustain us.Just stay out of my life,rufus.you're going out with serena,and I'm going to kiss on the lips.Who said this family wasn't cool? Well,listen,I don't want to be late,but good luck,all right?Same.See you at the concert,right,dad? Uh... Okay.Oh,my god.My daughter's a woman.Dad,you could just tell me I look nice instead of turning this into a sermon on the passage of time.You look like...Your mother.Thanks.Blair,let me see how it looks.Why are you wearing that one?Didn't you see the dress I left on the bed?I like this one.Thisone is not as elegant a choice asthatone.Why do you care so much?Because I love you.Blair,you will never be more beautiful or thin or happythan you are right now.I just want you to make the most of it.I guess I have time to change.And put some product in your hair. The ends are dry.who's the newbie?Jenny HumphreyJenny humphrey.She's a freshman.I love freshmen.They're so...Fresh?Anything about her on "gossip girl"? No.Hmm,until you're done with her.hi. I'm chuck. I know. Um,I mean...Hi,I'm... I'm jenny.It's,uh,it's nice to meet you.You,too.Thank you.Looks like little j. Might end up with a new boyand a ticket to the inner circle.Or will c.End up with another victim?I told you I love parties.So i'm little overdressed,aren't I? Honestly,I don't really have a problem with your appearance.Hey,come on. I want you to meet one of the guys in the band.Oh,so you're a groupie?Well,not quite.Rufus HumphreySerena,I'd like you to meet rufus humphrey.Dad,this is serena.Serena van der WoodsenSerena van der woodsen.Oh,uh,I don't know how I know that. Nice to meet you.Nice to meet you,too.You guys are a little early.It's gonna be a while before we take the stage.Yeah,I-I may have slightly overbudgeted for travel time.I should go tune that.Excuse me. Enjoy the show.Son,talk to you later.Dad,see you.you took me to meet your dad on a first date?So this... This is a date?Maybe I should've worn my loafers then...Dressed down a little bit.Let's go and talk somewhere quieter. Okay.Well,this is definitely quieter,but,um,do you actually know where we're going or...Here looks pretty good.so... Uh,you said you wanted to talk. Um,what'd you want to talk about? How into you I am.okay,I'm... I'm sorry. uh...If you don't want to do anything,that's... That's cool.Let... Let's start over.Um,do you want to start over back at the party?Uh,have a glass of champagne. Please?Maybe one.thanks.- What?- Sorry. No,nothing,nothing.I just,um...My sister was right.You're nice.But you asked me out on a date,and you didn't think I was nice?No,uh,I just thought you were hot.And technically,youaskedmeout.Oh,okay. Okay,I see.So,um,sensitive,tortured soul boyis actually kinda superficial,huh? Yeah,just... Just a little bit.Good to know.{\a6}Help emergrncy need you Sorry.for real please u know chuck?What,better offer?No,it's my sister.She's at that kiss on the lips party,you know?She's having some problems with this guy chuck.I'm sorry. I have to go.I'll go with you.No,really,that's okay.No,no,listen.If it's chuck,it's not okay. look,I'm... I'm gonna do a lap,okay? Look for her.Okay,yeah.Serena? It's serena!Oh,my god! What?!She'sreallyhere?Is that really her? Everyone said she wasn't invited.I think she's wasted.Do you think blair knows?What's she wearing? What's with that dress?She'ssobrave.You know serena...She'd never miss a party.Serena's here?!What is she doing here?She wasn't invited.Blair,come on,are you really gonna kick her out?Didyouinvite her?What? No!God,I told you...Donottalk to her.I was going for a walk.- no!- Quiet.Stop!Hey,no luck?No,I haven't seen her anywhere.Come on.Let's try upstairs.there isn't gonna be anybodyup here. This is pointless.- DanDan. what?That's chuck's scarf.Oh,god.Get off! Stop!Hey! Jenny!Chuck,get off of her!Are you okay?You son of a...What the hell is your problem?!It's a party. Things happen.Who are you,anyway?How many times do I have to tell you? I'm in your class.My name is dan humphrey,and that is my little sister!Come on,dan.Let's go. Come on.Chuck,don't youever touch her again! Hey,your life is over,slut!Don't forget,I know everything!You sure you're okay?Yeah,I will be.Just take me home,okay?so... Think I got a shot at a second date? Well,I don't think you could top this one. Ididpunch someone.True.We'll talk about it in the cab.she better not show her face again.I'm actually hoping she will. spotted...Serena making heroic exit from b.'S party.Too bad for her there's school on monday.So until next time...You know you love me...Gossip girl.。

绯闻女孩第一季笔记1.Any interest in some fresh air? 想出去透透气吗？2.You kids could use some fun 你们这些孩子应该去玩玩3.That’s the way things are supposed to be 事情就应该如此4.There is something wrong that level of perfection那样的完美程度似乎有点不对劲5.It needs to be violated 应该有人来挑战一下6.You are deeply disturbed 你已经神魂颠倒了7.Seal the deal 搞定8.Tip –off 暗示9.Boarding school 寄宿学校10.I got a lot of stuff to do anyway 其实我还有很多事要做11.Thanks for making the time 谢谢你能抽空出来12.Catfight 女人之战13.I gatta run 我得走了14.Spoken like a true relic 听起来像是箴言15.Feel for her in the first place 一见钟情16.Old school 老差事17.Show up 出现18.Do you like this for me? 你觉得我穿这个怎样19.Allergic 对···极其讨厌/过敏20.There is some good stuff这真是个好东西21.It’s like you’re headed to your execution看起来却像要奔赴刑场一样22.All of a sudden 突然间23.That’s dark thought这想法太消沉了24.Happiness does not seem to be on the menu 快乐并不在这些选项中25.You’re a stud 你是花花公子26.Cinderella 灰姑娘27.Sleepyhead懒虫28.Let nature take its course顺其自然29.Venomous without provocation无缘无故就如此毒舌30.Care to paint a picture? 能说详细点吗31.Did he dump you ? 他把你甩了吗32.Get it all out of your system 把···忘记33.I didn’t mean to 我不是故意的34.Versus VS35.I judged the cover 我以貌取人36.Captious 吹毛求疵的37.There is a clock ticking 过时不候。