绯闻女孩第一季第一集剧本

第三季06集：Enough about Eve-Gossip girl: Gossip Girl here... your one and only sourceinto the scandalous lives ofManhattan's elite.source: 来源 scandalous: 不体面的 elite:社会名流绯闻少女驾到…为您带来曼哈顿上流社会第一手的八卦内幕。

-Jenny: You really like Olivia, though, right?你真的很喜欢Olivia 对吧?-Dan: Yeah. Yeah, I do.耶。

没错，我很喜欢。

-Vanessa: Don't you think that dating a movie star is gonna be kind of hard?date: 约会 gonna=going to〈美〉将要你不觉得和电影明星约会很辛苦?-Blair: We're completely monogamous.Chuck plays the cheating bastard, and I play thescorned woman.completely: 完全地monogamous: 一夫一妻的 cheating: 欺骗的 bastard: 私生子，混蛋 scorned woman: 怨妇 scorn: 轻蔑我们完全是一夫一妻制。

Chuck扮演出轨的混蛋，而我则扮演受气的女友。

-Serena: What happens when one day you don't get there in time,and he actually kissessomeone else?actually: 实际上要是有一天你没有及时赶到，而他真的亲了其他人怎么办?-Vanessa: My parents are artists. My sister's a musician.Just like going to Ivy is yourfamily's way, not going to college is mine.artist: 艺术家 musician: 音乐家 Ivy=Ivy League常春藤盟校，指的是美国东北部8所顶尖高等学府我父母是艺术家。

《绯闻女孩》剧本台词解析S03E17Season 3, Episode 17: Inglourious Basstards绯闻女孩第三季第17集：无耻混账播出时间：2021年4月5日剧情简介：Chuck和Blair要共同面对他们恋爱至今最困难的一位选择。

S给N筹备了一场惊喜生日派对，可J却从中作梗。

D跟V 的恋情进展遇到了障碍片名释义：Inglourious Basstards Inglourious Bastards 这集片名的来源比较新哦，来自昆汀去年的作品《无耻混蛋》，蛮酣畅凌厉的一个片子。

只是这里无耻的混蛋的到底是谁？有点意外哦。

二战中德占法国，德军上校汉斯〔克里斯托弗瓦尔兹 Christoph Waltz 饰〕号称"犹太猎人'，在一次屠犹行动中，少女苏珊娜〔梅勒尼劳伦特 Mlanie Laurent 饰〕侥幸逃脱。

与此同时，八名美国犹太士兵在中尉奥尔多〔布拉德皮特饰〕的带着下潜入德占法国刺杀德国军人，其行动神出鬼没，手法残忍，对德军造成相当威逼，被称为"杂种'。

【台词解析】1.Its, um, just a garter holster.garter holster 吊袜带式皮套貌似是女性主打的动作片里头常见的装备。

Its for Asian horned toads. Theyre in danger.be in danger 处于危急中，面临灭亡话说这个什么亚洲角蟾？长得实在3.Nate has to think everyones blowing off his birthday so hell really be surprised tonight.blow off 【俚语】无视，忽视这个词组的意思也挺多的，还有克服的意思。

4.I think I have to unfriend Ryuichi.unfriend 在社交网络社区将某人从好友名单中去除专家说了，这个词其实应当是defriend，不过没方法，大家都商定俗成了。

Gossip Girl S03E21 中英台词剧本"Gossip Girl" here... your one and only source|"绯闻少女"驾到... 为您带来into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite.|曼哈顿上流社会第一手的八卦内幕I made the biggest mistake of my life walking out on you.|我犯的最大的错误就是离开你们I promise to me it up to you, because I love you.|我保证我会补偿因为我爱你Y ou told me you were selling me Oxy,|你说你卖给我的是奥施康定but those pills were antibiotics.|可那些药丸只是些抗生素- Dad. Look, I can explain. - Get your things and come with me.|- 爸我可以解释的- 收拾好你的东西跟我走- We're going home, to Brooklyn. - If Dr. V an Der Woodsen loves your mother|- 我们回布鲁克林的家- 如果V an Der Woodsen真像他说的as much as he said he did, then maybe there's something|那样爱你妈妈那么有些关于Rufus的事情- she should know about Rufus. - I want to talk to you about Lily.|- 她应该知晓- 我想跟你谈谈关于Lily的事情Obviously, I'm not a doctor, but there's something weird|很明显我不是医生但是她吃的药- about her medicine. - Name's Cameron.|- 有些不对劲- 我叫Cameron- Blair. - Do you want to make that guy who showed up jealous or what?|- 我叫Blair - 你是想让那家伙妒忌或者是怎么样吗?- I'm game if you are. - I'm game.|- 要是你敢玩我就陪你- 我敢玩And who am I?|我是谁?That a secret I'll never tell.|这将是个永恒的秘密Y ou know you love me.|你知道你爱我X.O.X.O., "Gossip Girl."|X.O.X.O "绯闻少女"协调：星河时间轴：MAXの依依Lovebeans 翻译：桃茜茜*叶* 冷兔子星河柠檬咔咔校对：呆狗New day, new designer.|新的一天新的设计师Whether it's love or war you're outfitting for,|无论你的装扮是为了爱情或者战争thank god for friends and fashion.|幸好有挚友与时尚相伴That one looks good.|这裙子不错Chuck and I played "Wuthering Heights" in it.|我和Chuck穿着它扮演"呼啸山庄"I mean, who starts a courtship during the day anyway?|还有谁还会在大白天求欢的?Humans who venture out in light and aren't named "Bass."|那些喜欢在亮光下探险并且名字不叫Bass的人Serena, I have to tell you something.|Serena 我有些事情要告诉你What's wrong?|怎么了?I've never been on a date.|我从没有约会过What about Chuck? And Nate?|那Chuck呢? Nate呢?And Chuck. And then Nate again.|然后Chuck 接着又是NateNo, I mean on a real date,|不我是指和一个我不认识的人with someone I didn't know already or who wasn't|或者是和一个冒充是大学生的- a British lord masquerading as a college student. - B., obviously, Cameron liked you|- 英国贵族除外的人真正的约会- B 很明显Cameron在派对上见到你when he met you at the loft party.|就喜欢上你了Just be yourself and have fun. And try the Marc Jacobs.|你就做自己心情享受就好了试一下那件Marc Jacobs- I have to go. - What's going on?|- 我得走了- 怎么了?Y ou haven't lusted after a Louboutin all morning.|整个早上你连Louboutin的鞋子都没有兴趣I just have to get home.|我得回家了Is it Lily?|是因为Lily吗?I think Rufus cheated on her.|我认为Rufus背叛了她Oh, my god. I'm so sorry.|天啊真抱歉I didn't know they even had groupies that old.|没想到他这种老气摇滚歌手还有仰慕者They met at the rooftop garden committee.|他们是在屋顶花园委员会认识的Well, how is your mom taking it?|你妈妈怎么处理的?She doesn't know. I told my dad,|她还不知道我跟我爸说了and he thought it would be best if we waited to tell her.|他觉得我们最好还是以后再告诉她Stress isn't good for her condition.|她这种情况不能承受压力Well, is there anything I can do?|有什么我可以帮忙的吗?Dorota's family has Polish mob connections.|Dorota家和波兰暴徒(美国犯罪集团)有来往No. Thank you, though.|不用了谢谢I'm just hoping Rufus will stay away until she gets stronger.|我只是希望在我妈好起来之前Rufus能离远一点And, B, I don't know|还有 B 我觉得手铐if handcuffs are a good idea for a first date.|用于第一次约会不太好吧# hey, Mr. Workabee ## I see you working #it's a good thing you're not a drug dealer anymore.|你不再做毒贩是一件好事That girl you sold Lily's fake Oxy to|你把Lily的假奥施康定卖给她的那女孩wanted double what she paid just to give me the bottle back.|要我出双倍的价钱才肯把瓶子给回我So what'd you find out?|你有什么发现?- My personal pharmacist is looking into it. - Do you trust him to know|- 我的私人药剂师正在研究- 你相信他能发现- if they're bad for Lily? - He appreciates a fine pharmaceutical.|- 这药对Lily是否有害吗? - 他是专攻药剂学的And why are you whispering?|为什么你讲话这么小声?If it's a seduction technique, don't bother.|如果你是想施引诱的伎俩就省省吧Ew. Y ou wish.|切你就想No, I... I'm... I'm grounded again. Shocker, I know.|不是我... 我又被禁足了我知道这让人震惊But I'm... I'm not supposed to use the phone.|但是我... 我本来是不准用手机的Fine. Well, I'll let you know|好的等我收到关于when I hear something about the antibiotics.|抗生素的消息我会告诉你的Okay. Cool.|好的Y ou give someone something?|你要给别人什么啊?Hmm. Only hours and hours of enjoyment.|嗯给她们长达几小时的高潮迭起Thank you for that visual. Look, I'm gonna go see Serena.|感谢你栩栩如生的描述我要去见Serena了Does this mean she's finally out from under her father's spell?|这意味着她终于摆脱她爸爸的恶梦了?No, Serena's in a good place. I mean, after Palm Beach,|不Serena现在这状况不错自棕榈滩那事之后she stopped running away or keeping secrets.|她就不再到处跑也不再秘而不宣了I'm glad.|很好Oh, um, say hello to Blair for me.|呃替我向Blair问好I hope she has a great day.|愿她今日过得愉快Okay, do not do anything to mess with her date, please.|好的拜托你不要给她的约会添乱Her date?|约会?With whom?|跟谁?Y ou serious?|不是吧你?Y ou have all your spies, and you had to get it out of me?|你有这么多眼线还要问我?Come on. Y ou finally stopped defiling the pool table|拜托你好不容易with the entire cast of cirque du soleil.|才停止耍那些小把戏Y ou got Blair into Columbia.|你帮Blair进了哥伦比亚大学Why not let things end on a good note?|就让此事划个圆满的句号吧?Look, I need to take this. And don't worry.|我要接这电话还有别担心I have more important concerns than Blair's social life.|比起Blair的社交生活我还有更重要的事情要关心Hey. So what can you tell me about the pills?|嘿关于那些药你有什么发现?We went over this. The only exception is schoolwork.|我们说好的只有问功课才能打电话Chuck Bass is not giving you your homework assignments.|Chuck Bass是不可能给你讲功课的What? Dad, you can't take it. I didn't even do anything wrong.|什么? 爸你不能没收我又没做错什么Well, it's nice to know I can spend my last night with V anessa|真高兴昨晚我能跟V anessa过夜and come home to my family, fighting like|然后回到家看到我的家人在吵架- they still live here. - Don't know if you've heard, but your sister's a drug dealer.|- 就好像他们仍住在这里- 不知道你听说了没你妹妹是个毒贩- Was. Past tense. And you already grounded me for it. - Wait. Grounded to the loft?|- 曾经是都是过去时了而且你已经为此禁足过我- 等等在这里禁足?Lily said she needed some time, so it was easier|Lily说她需要些时间所以把Jenny带回这里- to bring Jenny here. - And Jenny would much rather be here anyway.|- 会更方便一些- Jenny也情愿在这里And Jenny's dad thinks it's time for her to stop arguing|Jenny的爸爸认为她最好别再拌嘴- and go do her homework. - And talking about yourselves like you're not here|- 去做功课吧- 讲得好像自己是个局外人- is helping how? - Y ou know, I can't do my homework without my books.|- 就有用了? - 没有书我做不了功课- I'll go to Lily's and bring them back for you. Come with me? - Sure.|- 我会去Lily家帮你把书拿回来跟我一起去? - 好的Y eah, because Dan loves being in the middle of these things.|当然因为Dan喜欢掺和在其中- Special delivery. - Y ou know,|- 特别快递- 知道不I'm getting awfully spoiled having a doctor in the house.|家里有个医生快要把我给娇惯坏了Although I am looking forward|虽然我也很期待to drinking my apple juice straight.|能马上就喝到苹果汁I'm surprised you can even stand the smell of that stuff|我很惊讶在你怀了Serena之后- after being pregnant with Serena. - Y ou're right.|- 还能受得了那股味儿- 没错- I did drink an awful lot of it during those months, didn't I? - And not just apple juice,|- 那几个月我喝得可多了对吧? - 还不仅仅是苹果汁that green apple juice from that place down in the village.|还有那个小村庄的青苹果汁- What was it called again? - I used to make you go all the way downtown|- 叫什么名字来着? - 我以前经常叫你去市中心- to get it for me. - Y ou didn't make me. I'd go down there right now|- 给我买- 不用你叫只要你这果汁狂没喝够if the juice craze wasn't over.|我都会立马去给你买About that speech...|关于昨晚你的演讲...D... don't... don't even say it.|别... 别说了I'm sorry. I just got caught up in the moment,|很对不起只是眼前的情景and it came out all wrong.|让我连回忆都记错了I was hoping that's what had happened.|真希望过去你是这么待我And I'm... I'm just so thrilled to get to know the kids.|我... 能了解这两孩子真令我高兴Y ou've just done such an amazing job, Lily.|你做得真好LilyReally. Y ou know, you... you and Rufus.|真的你... 你和RufusThank you.|谢谢I honestly don't know|说真的要是没有你how we'd be getting through all of this without you.|我们都不知道这情况要怎么办Oh, which reminds me...|哦我想起来了...those homeopathic remedies are clogging up my humidifier.|我的增湿器被顺势疗法剂给塞住了- Want to check it out? - Y eah.|- 要去检查下吗? - 好的- Hello? - Y ou didn't answer your cell.|- 喂? - 你没有接电话Y ou mean my dad didn't. He took it.|是我爸没有接他把我手机拿走了Lily's pills are ivermectin.|Lily的药是伊佛霉素They're great at battling parasites|对于寄生虫以及非洲河盲病and African river blindness,|这药很有效- but lymphoma, not so much. - Well, is it dangerous?|- 但是对于淋巴瘤没什么效? - 那这药有害吗?I mean, does she know what she's taking?|我的意思是她知道她服的是什么药吗?What we need to find out is who prescribed them and when.|我们要查出是谁开的药还有时间I wish I didn't rip the label off the bottle.|真希望我没有把瓶子上的标签撕下来- I don't remember what it said. - The date and the drug store were still legible,|- 我想不起来写着什么了- 开药日期和售卖药店的名字还能辨认出来which was enough to track down the prescribing doctor.|这足以查出是哪个医生开的药Luckily, pharmacists don't make enough to turn down bribes.|还好药剂师对于贿赂还是无力抵抗的Okay, so what's next?|那下一步怎么做?The mission requires an expert,|这任务需要由一位专家someone highly trained|一个训练有素in the art of extorting information.|专攻威逼利诱套话的人来担当Y ou're not seriously|你不会真的想gonna use this to try to get back with Blair.|藉此机会追回Blair吧My priority is the truth.|我的首要目的是真相- If she's the one who can expose it... - Then you'll take advantage of that|- 如果她是能揭发此事的人... - 你就会利用这件事to make sure she doesn't move on. All right, I get it.|来确认她还是原来的她好的我明白了Let's just hope she's willing to make herself available.|希望她愿意让自己一展所长- Meet me at the Waldorfs'. - But wait. I'm...|- 在Waldorf家等我- 等等我...Grounded.|被禁足了Hey, Lil?|嘿Lil?Rufus, I didn't know you were coming over.|Rufus 我不知道你过来了- Y eah, we're just picking up Jenny's schoolbooks. - They're in her old room.|- 我们是过来拿Jenny的书- 在她的旧房间里I thought my mom told you she needed some time.|我以为我妈跟你说过她需要时间I just want to check in and make sure we're still on|我只是想过来看看并且确定一下今晚- for that friends of the library thing tonight. - I'm sorry, but if she wanted to talk to you,|- 我们都会出席图书馆的活动- 抱歉但如果她想跟你谈话then she would call you back. Y ou should leave.|她会给你回电的你应该走了Serena, does she have a problem seeing me or is it you?|Serena 是她不想见到我还是你?- Holland told me what happened. - About the sublet? I told you already.|- Holland告诉了我发生了什么事- 转租的事情? 我已经跟你说了- I didn't want your dad living in the same building. - Y ou know it's not about that.|- 我不想跟你爸住在同一幢大楼- 你知道的不是指这事Rufus. What's going on?|Rufus 怎么了?I honestly don't know.|说真的我也不知道Um, Serena, what did Holland tell you?|Serena Hollan跟你说了什么?Why don't you just leave?|你还是走吧?Y ou know what? Why don't we call Holland...|要不这样? 不如打电话给Holland...And have her tell us herself?|让她亲口跟我们讲吧?I don't know what you want me to say.|我不知道你要说我什么Well, Serena's under the impression|Serena记得你知道一些that you know something about something I did.|关于我做过的事情I shouldn't be here.|我不该来的Come on. I have nothing to hide from my family.|说吧我没什么事瞒着我的家人Just tell them the truth.|跟他们说实话就行了Rufus and I slept together.|我和Rufus睡过Talk about love thy neighbor.|跟你的邻居谈情说爱- What? - I'm sorry.|- 什么? - 对不起Next time, Rufus, choose one who knows how to keep a secret.|下一次Rufus 下一次要选个能守秘密的对象This is absurd.|真荒谬Mom, I'm sorry. I didn't want you to find out like this.|妈对不起我不想让你以这种方式知晓- Serena, this is not your fault. - Lily, why don't you head upstairs,|- Serena 不是你的错- Lily 不如你上楼去- let me handle this? - Thank you, William. I'm gonna take you up on that.|- 由我来处理吧? - Willian 谢谢你我接受你的提议- Lily. - Rufus.|- Lily啊- Rufus- Dad. - I'm sorry. I never meant to hurt anyone.|- 爸- 对不起我没想过要伤害谁But it's probably the best to knock the truth off.|但把事实说出来对大家都好Except it isn't the truth. Why would you say that?|但这不是事实你为什么要这么说?- Come on, Eric. We don't need to hear this. - Rufus, you can't expect me to stand here|- Eric 走吧我们用不着听这个- Rufus 你难道要我站在这里- and lie to their faces. - Y ou just did.|- 当着他们的面说谎吗- 你就是说谎了Y ou asked me to come up here.|是你叫我上来的- Y ou had to know it was going to happen. - Excuse me. Holland, right?|- 你就该知道会发生什么事- 打扰一下Holland 对吧?- This kind of stress is not good for Lily. - Please tell her I'm sorry, again.|- 这种负担对Lily没有益处- 请告诉她我很抱歉There's nothing to be sorry about. Nothing happened.|有什么好抱歉的什么事都没发生过- I think you should leave, too, Rufus. - Y ou'd love that, wouldn't you?|- Rufus 我觉得你也应该离开- 你爽了对吧?The only place I'm going is to see my wife.|我要去看我的老婆What'd I miss?|我错过什么好戏了?Lil, I'm sorry. I had no idea she was an insane person.|Lil 对不起没想到她是个疯女人Look, I don't want to discuss this with you.|听着我不想跟你谈论这事Wait. Y ou actually believe her?|等等你真的相信她?What does she have to gain,|当众站在这里standing here, humiliating herself in front of our family?|当着我们家人的面自取其辱这对她有什么好处?I don't know what the hell's going on.|我真不知道是怎么回事- I just know she's lying. - Y eah, well, it'd be a lot easier to believe|- 我只知道她在撒谎- 是的要是你没有把围巾留在她家里if you hadn't left your scarf in her apartment.|会更容易让我相信你We went over this.|我们谈过这事了- I told you, nothing happened that night. - Rufus, you, of all people,|- 我告诉过你那晚什么事都没发生- Rufus 在所有人当中could understand why I might have a doubt.|你最能理解为什么我会怀疑Y ou didn't talk to me for weeks after you found|自你发现William的那封信之后- that letter from William. - Lily, maybe you would do that,|- 你有几个星期都没跟我说过话- Lily 或许你会这么做but I wouldn't, and I didn't.|但我没不会而且我也没有When you're ready to hear that and talk about it,|等你想听并且愿意跟我谈此事give me a call.|就打电话给我吧So... crazy day at the V an Der Woodsens', huh?|V an Der Woodsen家疯狂的一天嗯?I just wanted to keep Rufus away until my mom got stronger.|在我妈好转起来之前我只是想Rufus离得远一点Well, you don't really think he did this, do you?|你该不会真以为他做过吧?- Why would Holland lie about it? - I don't know. I don't even know who she is.|- 为什么Holland要撒谎? - 我不知道我连她是谁都不知道But I do know Rufus. I mean, he took me in|但我知道Rufus 在我爸让我们孤苦无依的时候when my dad left us with nothing.|是他收留了我- He's a good guy. - They all are, until they aren't anymore.|- 他是个好人- 他们都是但好人也会变坏I'm just trying to protect my mom.|我只是想保护我妈妈I get it, okay? But just give him a chance.|我明白的好吧? 但给他一次机会啊He gave you one when you bailed on Brown.|当你从布朗大学落跑的时候他也给过你机会Are you really taking his side right now?|你现在站在他那一边了?I'm not taking sides. We're just talking about it.|我并没有站在哪一边我只是就事论事Well, maybe that's not such a good idea.|或许这主意不太好I have to go be with my family.|我要去陪家人了I still don't see why we need Blair for this.|我还是不明白为什么这事要Blair参与I mean, don't you read "Gossip Girl"?|难道你没看"绯闻少女"吗?Extortion's what I do all day.|我整天就是专干威逼利诱This is more than headbands and high school.|这是远超于发带以及高中的事情The two of you here together? Please tell me|你们两个一起来的? 给我个说法there's an explanation that doesn't involve the apocalypse.|告诉我这不是世界末日We come in peace and with a purpose.|我们是为和平而来有事相求Something's going on with Lily's medication.|Lily的处方药出了些问题We need your mind game mastery to find out what.|我们需要你的大智慧帮我们查出原因Who are you, House?|你是谁豪斯医生?I'm sure Dr. V an Der Woodsen knows what he's doing.|我很肯定V an Der Woodsen医生对药方很了解It's not V an Der Woodsen. It's a psychiatrist.|不是V an Der Woodsen开的而是精神病医生- I have an address. - It's weird, right?|- 我有地址- 很奇怪对吧?- Lily so does not seem like she's in therapy. - And you so should be.|- Lily的状况看起来不像是在进行心理治疗- 应该是你们需要接受治疗But as much as I admire the attempt to lure me back|尽管我很欣赏你用破坏性的调查with subversive sleuthing,|来引诱我的意图and appreciative as I am of your help with Columbia,|以及衷心感谢你帮我申请哥伦比亚大学the answer's no.|答案是不Blair, I need to find out|Blair 我需要查出why someone doesn't want Lily getting better.|为什么有人不希望Lily好起来A heartfelt plea as well.|还有你这由衷的请求And much more effective than a fatwa.|这可比约会禁令有效多了But you obviously already know that I have a date today.|但是很显然你知道我今天有个约会And nothing you can dangle will make me miss it.|而且不论你捣什么乱我都不会错过这个约会Next time, don't bring Jenny Humphrey.|下次别带Jenny Humphrey过来I'm sorry you had to find out about Rufus like that.|我很遗憾让你不得不面对Rufus那样的一面- I know you two have become close. - Y ou know I'm only concerned with how you're doing.|- 我知道你们两个很亲近- 你知道我只关心你准备怎么做I'm not sure. Is that too honest?|我不确定这是不是太直率了?No. No, it makes sense.|不不这样才合理Well, you know, after five marriages,|好吧你知道的经历了五次婚姻后the last thing I want to do is|我最不想做的事就是put you and Serena through another divorce.|让你和Serena再经历一次离婚It might sound cold, but they do get easier.|这听起来可能太冷酷了但是离婚确实简单得多Rufus is different, you know?|Rufus是不同的你知道吗?He's been like a father to you.|他对你像真正的父亲And I... I love him. But if you think he cheated on you,|而且我我爱他但是如果你觉得他骗了你you can't stay with him because of me.|你不能因为我还和他在一起Y ou have to stay with him because you still love him|你要因为你还爱他所以才和他在一起and because you think you two can work through this.|而且你还要相信你们两个可以共度这个难关It doesn't matter who you end up with|只要你还在这里as long as you're still here.|你和谁在一起并不重要Well, thanks for coming with me, man.|哦谢谢你和我一起来哥们- It means a lot, you getting involved. - Well, hey, my dad would have done this and worse.|- 这意味着很多你也牵扯进来了- 好吧嘿换做是我父亲事情只会更糟All right, and no matter what Serena wants to believe,|好吧无论Serena想相信什么there's no way Rufus would hurt Lily like that.|Rufus绝对不可能那样伤害Lily- Does Serena know you're doing this? - Well, I was thinking we'd see what we find out|- Serena 知道你也参与调查了吗? - 哦我想我们要先查出结果- before I tell her. - Y ou're on dangerous ground there.|- 然后再告诉她- 你的处境很危险啊Y eah, but the only way to clean up this mess, for everyone,|是啊但是对每个人来说解决这一摊混乱的唯一方法is to find out the truth.|就是找出真相Y eah, well, I... I know. That's why we need the help of an expert.|是啊好吧我... 我知道这就是为什么我们需要专家帮忙了Philosophy of war?|战争哲学?Hmm. I'm finally home.|嗯我就喜欢这个话题Nate? Humphrey?|怎么是你们Nate? Humphrey?- Please don't tell me my mother rehired you as a cater waiter. - I'm Dan.|- 别告诉我我母亲又聘请你们当服务生了- 我是Dan- Cameron. Hey, Nate. Great game last week. - Thanks. Sorry to interrupt.|- 我是Cameron 嘿Nate 上周的比赛很精彩- 谢谢抱歉打扰你们了- We just need Blair's help with something. - Y es, people often drop by with their problems,|- 我们只是需要Blair帮帮忙- 是的总有人来找我帮忙because they know how supportive I am.|因为他们知道我是多么乐于助人Supportive, i.e. Scheming.|乐于助人比如出谋划策Did... Chuck send you?|是... 是Chuck派你们来的吗?His pill plan didn't work, so he sent Frick and Frack|他的药片计划没用了所以他派Frick和Frack(搞笑演员)- to ruin my date? - No, Blair, this is about my dad and Lily.|- 来毁了我的约会? - 不Blair 是关于我父亲和Lily的事情This woman Holland has accused him of... cheating.|这个叫Holland的女人说我父亲... 骗了LilyWait a minute. An artist or a hippie activist, maybe,|等一下她是个艺术家还是个嬉皮狂热粉丝或许but rooftop garden committee?|是个房顶花园委员会的成员?I knew that something wasn't right when Serena told me.|我就知道Serena和我说的时候有点不对劲No way would another upper east sider shtup Rufus.|没有另外一个上东区人会和Rufus上床(犹太语)- My stepfather's Jewish. - Oh.|- 我的继父是个犹太人- 哦Blair, we can't let Lily leave Rufus. Will you help us?|Blair 我们不能让Lily离开Rufus 你能帮我们吗?Exposing scandal on the upper east side?|在上东区曝光绯闻吗?Show me your world, Blair Waldorf.|让我看看你的世界Blair WaldorfThey'd be lost without me.|没有我他们会惘然若失的Tell me everything you know about this Holland person.|把你知道关于Holland的一切都告诉我Trust me. I live with the V an Der Woodsens.|相信我我和V an Der Woodsen一家住一起I learned how to lie.|我学会了怎么撒谎- Can I help you? - We're here to see Dr. Kemble.|- 我能帮助你吗? - 我们想见Kemble医生Did you have an appointment?|有预约吗?Well, I work for a troubled teen hotline,|是这样我为一个问题青少年热线工作and I'm really worried that I said some wrong things about|我现在非常担心因为关于一些药品和抑郁症的情况Drugs and depression, and was hoping that Dr. Kemble could|我说错了些话实际上我希望Kemble医生能- actually give me some advice. - Of course. The doctor will be back next week.|- 给我些意见- 当然医生下周回来(纸上内容: 19:00 纽约公共图书馆主馆义卖会)- Next week... - Will be fine. Thank you.|- 下周... - 很好谢谢你And what brings you and your mid-level entourage?|什么风把你和你的中级随从吹来了?Nothing personal.|我不是要关心你的私事We're looking for Holland, who claims she slept with Rufus.|我们在找Holland 她声称和Rufus 上了床Let me guess...|让我猜猜...Dr. Holland Kemble?|是Holland Kemble医生吗?Y ou better hope this doctor gets healed|你最好希望这位医生在别人受伤之前before someone else gets hurt.|能把事情解释清楚[英学网] - 电影天堂-双语电影网在线双语字幕-英语学习视频- So what exactly am I looking for?|那我到底要找什么?A bottle of pills, like the one with the Oxy...|一瓶药就像装奥施康定的那种...hopefully, with the label on this time.|希望这次瓶身上能有标签Or something else that can directly link them to Holland.|或者是什么能直接与Holland联系在一起的东西Okay, I will rummage and report.|好的我到处翻翻再打给你Holland is obviously trying to poison Lily so she can|很显然Holland想毒害Lily 这样她就可以have Rufus all to herself. So Shakespearean.|独占Rufus了真是莎士比亚风格的Y eah. It's also "Fatal Attraction."|是啊还有点"致命诱惑"的感觉I just can't handle dead bunnies.|我可受不了死兔子那段剧情Maybe I'm stating the obvious here,|或许我有点说废话- but shouldn't we just tell Lily? - Tell her what?|- 但是为什么我们不直接告诉Lily? - 告诉她什么?"Jenny tried to sell your mislabeled meds, which somehow|"Jenny想把你没有标签的药卖了但是came from the woman who said she slept with your husband?"|那药却从一个声称和你丈夫上过床的女人手里弄来的?"No, we have to get to Holland first.|不我们首先要找到HollandShe's the one who can connect all the dots,|她是那个可以连接一切线索的人- and then we go to Lily. - Holland will be at the library benefit tonight.|- 然后我们去找Lily - Holland会出席今晚的图书馆义卖会- I saw it on the calendar. - Perfect. Public humiliation always helps|- 我在日程表上看到的- 非常好想要引当事人坦白的话- when trying to elic it a confession. - We don't expect you to keep up.|- 公开羞辱总是不二之选- 我们没指望你也一起来- It's beyond basic rugby strategy. - So hopefully, Jenny will find|- 这超出了基本的橄榄球策略- 那么希望Jenny可以找到- something we can use as leverage. - Exactly, Humphrey. Glad to have you aboard this time.|- 一些我们能当谈判筹码的东西- 没错Humphrey 欢迎你参加此次计划All right. Rendezvous at my place.|好了等会儿在我家集合Dress is black-tie. I'll have tickets.|着正装礼服我有邀请函So...|那么...you guys do this kind of thing a lot?|你们总是做这样的事情吗?Oh, yeah. A lot more than you'd think.|哦是的比你想的多得多Last year, Georgina pretended to be this rich Canadian|去年Georgina假扮成一个加拿大人to get poppy, but things got all messed up|去骗鸦片但是当她背叛耶稣的时候when she turned her back on Jesus.|一切都毁了Y eah, but Dan doesn't normally participate.|是啊但是Dan不经常参加So that's your sorry-your-husband-|那么这就是因为"真遗憾你的丈夫骗了你"was-cheating-on-you present... a juicer?|而要送她的礼物... 一个榨汁机?Trust me. It'll make your mother smile.|相信我这会让你母亲微笑的Sometimes I wish she would have|有时候我希望她能let you take us away from here when you wanted to.|让你在你想的时候带我们离开这里- Tibet sounds pretty good right now. - Only if you don't get typhoid.|- 西藏现在听起来不错- 只要你不染上风寒Besides, wherever you run, things still happen.|而且不论你走到哪里该发生的还是会发生All you can do is try to learn from them.|你能做的就是从这些事中吸取经验Well, as awful as it's been,|好吧或许现在局面变得很糟maybe mom needed this|但是妈需要通过这次to see that she wasn't with the right man.|看清她没有和最适合她的男人在一起I'm not gonna take advantage of the situation|我不会利用现在情况to try to get closer to your mother.|来接近你母亲Well, you have been there throughout her entire sickness.|哦你已经在她生病期间陪在她左右了And this whole thing with Rufus could have happened|而且Rufus的这件事总会败露的so that you could finally stop hiding how you really feel.|所以你终于不用隐藏你真实的情感了I feel happy to be out shopping with my daughter,|能和女儿一起出来逛街and to be able to spend some time|能和我爱的人一起共处- with the people that I love. - Including mom.|- 我感觉很开心- 和妈妈一起会更开心Serena.|Serena啊Good-bye.|再见Hey.|嘿Why don't you do something tonight to cheer her up?|你为什么不今晚做点什么哄她开心?There's the library benefit. Y ou could invite her.|今晚有一个图书馆义卖会你可以邀请她Only if you come, too.|除非你也一起来- What are you doing here? - No pills to steal in Brooklyn?|- 你在这里做什么? - Brooklyn偷不到药丸吗?I actually came by to get a dress...|我来只是想拿条裙子...- If you haven't destroyed them all already. - I have no interest in your wannabe wannanotbe.|- 如果你没把它们全毁了- 我对你想要做什么不想做什么都不感兴趣As I'm sure you saw, your stuff is by the front.|我相信你看到了你的东西都在前厅。

第一季第一集It all beganThe One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version)[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.] Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with! Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?(They all stare, bemused.)Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.[Time Lapse]Chandler:Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there. Joey: Instead of...?Chandler: That's right.Joey: Never had that dream.Phoebe: No.Chandler:All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?!Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me! [Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]Ross: (mortified) Hi.Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck... Chandler: Cookie?Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today. Joey: Ohh.Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.Ross: Thanks.Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.) Ross:No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone,okay?Phoebe: Fine! Be murky!Ross:I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy. Monica: No you don't.Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...Ross:No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well. Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number?Ross: Sorry.Joey: Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?(Ross gestures his consent.)Joey: Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!Ross: I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.) Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)Monica: Rachel?!Rachel:Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!Waitress: Can I get you some coffee?Monica: (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross? Rachel: Hi, sure!Ross: Hi.(They go to hug but Ross's umbrella opens. He sits back down defeated again. A moment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the others expect her to explain.)Monica: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?Rachel: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding.I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (to the waitress that brought her coffee)Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! Andthen I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?'. (to Monica) So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city. Monica: Who wasn't invited to the wedding.Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue... [Scene: Monica's Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying to figure out what is going on.]Monica:Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and she's really not happy about it.Chandler: (imitating the characters) Tuna or egg salad? Decide! Ross: (in a deep voice) I'll have whatever Christine is having. Rachel: (on phone) Daddy, I just... I can't marry him! I'm sorry. I just don't love him. Well, it matters to me!(The scene on TV has changed to show two women, one is holding her hair.) Phoebe: If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off. Chandler:(re TV) Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants. Joey:I say push her down the stairs. Phoebe, Ross, Chandler, and Joey: Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!(She is pushed down the stairs and everyone cheers.)Rachel: C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!Ross: You can see where he'd have trouble.Rachel: Look Daddy, it's my life. Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.Monica:Well, I guess we've established who's staying here with Monica... Rachel: Well, maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!![Time Lapse, Rachel is breating into a paper bag.]Monica:Just breathe, breathe.. that's it. Just try to think of nice calm things... Phoebe: (sings) Raindrops on roses and rabbits and kittens, (Rachel and Monica turn to look at her.) bluebells and sleighbells and- something with mittens... La la la la...something and noodles with string. These are a few...Rachel: I'm all better now.Phoebe: (grins and walks to the kitchen and says to Chandler and Joey.)I helped!Monica:Okay, look, this is probably for the best, y'know? Independence.Taking control of your life. The whole, 'hat' thing.Joey: (comforting her) And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey. Me and Chandler live across the hall. And he's away a lot. Monica: Joey, stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day!Joey: What, like there's a rule or something?(The door buzzer sounds and Chandler gets it.)Chandler: Please don't do that again, it's a horrible sound.Paul: (over the intercom) It's, uh, it's Paul.Monica: Oh God, is it 6:30? Buzz him in!Joey: Who's Paul?Ross: Paul the Wine Guy, Paul?Monica: Maybe. Joey: Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?Ross: He finally asked you out?Monica: Yes!Chandler: Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment.Monica: Rach, wait, I can cancel...Rachel: Please, no, go, that'd be fine!Monica: (to Ross) Are, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay? Ross: (choked voice) That'd be good...Monica: (horrified) Really?Ross: (normal voice) No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!Phoebe:What does that mean? Does he sell it, drink it, or just complain a lot? (Chandler doesn't know.)(There's a knock on the door and it's Paul.)Monica: Hi, come in! Paul, this is.. (They are all lined up next to the door.)... everybody, everybody, this is Paul.All: Hey! Paul! Hi! The Wine Guy! Hey!Chandler: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?Monica:Okay, umm-umm, I'll just--I'll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah...Ross: A wandering?Monica: Change! Okay, sit down. (Shows Paul in) Two seconds. Phoebe: Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good. (Monica goes to change.)Joey: Hey, Paul!Paul: Yeah?Joey: Here's a little tip, she really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot over and over and over again until it starts to get a little red.Monica: (yelling from the bedroom) Shut up, Joey!Ross: So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up to tonight? Rachel:Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!Ross: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture. Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.Rachel: Well actually thanks, but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight. It's been kinda a long day.Ross: Okay, sure.Joey: Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.Commercial Break[Scene: The Subway, Phoebe is singing for change.]Phoebe:(singing) Love is sweet as summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art, but your love oh your love, your love...is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart. La-la-la-la-la- (some guy gives her some change and to that guy) Thank you. (sings) La-la-la-la...ohhh! [Scene: Ross's Apartment, the guys are there assembling furniture.] Ross: (squatting and reading the instructions) I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys.I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and- I cannot feel my legs.(Joey and Chandler are finishing assembling the bookcase.)Joey: I'm thinking we've got a bookcase here.Chandler: It's a beautiful thing.Joey: (picking up a leftover part) What's this?Chandler:I would have to say that is an 'L'-shaped bracket.Joey: Which goes where?Chandler: I have no idea.(Joey checks that Ross is not looking and dumps it in a plant.)Joey: Done with the bookcase!Chandler: All finished!Ross:(clutching a beer can and sniffing) This was Carol's favorite beer. She always drank it out of the can, I should have known.Joey:Hey-hey-hey-hey, if you're gonna start with that stuff we're outta here.Chandler: Yes, please don't spoil all this fun.Joey:Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get?Ross: You guys.Chandler: Oh, God.Joey: You got screwed.Chandler: Oh my God![Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are eating.]Monica: Oh my God!Paul: I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean can teeth get?Monica: My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess. How did you get through it?Paul: Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers, say her-Monica: -leg?Paul: (laughing) That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch. Monica: You actually broke her watch? Wow! The worst thing I ever did was, I-I shredded by boyfriend's favorite bath towel.Paul: Ooh, steer clear of you.Monica: That's right. [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]Rachel: Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju- (She stops talking and dials the phone.) Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...look, look, I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to become Mrs. Barry Finkel, but it isn't me, it's not me. And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance too... (The maching cuts her off again and she redials.)[Scene: Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture.]Ross: I'm divorced! I'm only 26 and I'm divorced!Joey: Shut up!Chandler:You must stop! (Chandler hits what he is working on with a hammer and it collapses.)Ross: That only took me an hour.Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento. You, however have had the love of a woman for four years. Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don't do it! I don't think that was my point!Ross: You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody, y'know? I mean what if you get one woman- and that's it? Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman- for her...Joey:What are you talking about? 'One woman'? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon!Ross: I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.Chandler: Stay out of my freezer! [Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are still eating.]Paul: Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh...Monica: What?..... What, you wanna spell it out with noodles?Paul: No, it's, it's more of a fifth date kinda revelation.Monica: Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date?Paul: Isn't there?Monica: Yeah... yeah, I think there is. -What were you gonna say? Paul: Well, ever-ev-... ever since she left me, um, I haven't been able to, uh, perform. (Monica takes a sip of her drink.) ...Sexually. Monica: (spitting out her drink in shock) Oh God, oh God, I am sorry...I am so sorry...Paul: It's okay...Monica:I know being spit on is probably not what you need right now. Um... how long?Paul: Two years.Monica: Wow! I'm-I'm-I'm glad you smashed her watch!Paul: So you still think you, um... might want that fifth date? Monica: (pause)...Yeah. Yeah, I do.[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is watching Joanne Loves Chaci.] Priest on TV:We are gathered here today to join Joanne Louise Cunningham and Charles, Chachi-Chachi-Chachi, Arcola in the bound of holy matrimony. Rachel: Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi! That's the difference! [Scene: Ross's Apartment, they're all sitting around and talking.] Ross: (scornful) Grab a spoon. Do you know how long it's been since I've grabbed a spoon? Do the words 'Billy, don't be a hero' mean anything to you?Joey: Great story! But, I uh, I gotta go, I got a date withAndrea--Angela--Andrea... Oh man, (looks to Chandler)Chandler: Angela's the screamer, Andrea has cats.Joey: Right. Thanks. It's June. I'm outta here. (Exits.)Ross: Y'know, here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough to- to ask a woman out,... who am I gonna ask? (He gazes out of the window.) [Cut to Rachel staring out of her window.]Commercial Break[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler.]Rachel: Isn't this amazing? I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life.Chandler: That is amazing.Joey: Congratulations.Rachel:Y'know, I figure if I can make coffee, there isn't anything I can't do.Chandler: If can invade Poland, there isn't anything I can't do. Joey:Listen, while you're on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make like a Western omelet or something... (Joey and Chandler taste the coffee, grimace, and pour it into a plant pot.) Although actually I'm really not that hungry...Monica: (entering, to herself) Oh good, Lenny and Squigy are here. All: Morning. Good morning.Paul: (entering from Monica's room) Morning.Joey: Morning, Paul.Rachel: Hello, Paul.Chandler: Hi, Paul, is it?(Monica and Paul walk to the door and talk in a low voice so the others can't hear. The others move Monica's table closer to the door so that they can.)Paul: Thank you! Thank you so much!Monica: Stop!Paul:No, I'm telling you last night was like umm, all my birthdays, both graduations, plus the barn raising scene in Witness.Monica: We'll talk later.Paul: Yeah. (They kiss) Thank you. (Exits)Joey: That wasn't a real date?! What the hell do you do on a real date? Monica: Shut up, and put my table back.All: Okayyy! (They do so.)Chandler: All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers,... it doesn't make much of a difference...Rachel: So, like, you guys all have jobs?Monica: Yeah, we all have jobs. See, that's how we buy stuff.Joey: Yeah, I'm an actor.Rachel: Wow! Would I have seen you in anything?Joey: I doubt it. Mostly regional work.Monica:Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch the Reruns' production of Pinocchio, at the little theater in the park.Joey: Look, it was a job all right?Chandler: 'Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live boy.'Joey:I will not take this abuse. (Walks to the door and opens it to leave.) Chandler:You're right, I'm sorry. (Burst into song and dances out of the door.) "Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy..."Joey:You should both know, that he's a dead man. Oh, Chandler? (Starts after Chandler.) Monica:So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.Rachel:I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth. Monica:I know, he's just so, so... Do you remember you and Tony DeMarco? Rachel: Oh, yeah.Monica: Well, it's like that. With feelings.Rachel: Oh wow. Are you in trouble.Monica: Big time!Rachel: Want a wedding dress? Hardly used.Monica:I think we are getting a little ahead of selves here. Okay. Okay.I am just going to get up, go to work and not think about him all day. Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work.Rachel: Oh, look, wish me luck!Monica: What for?Rachel: I'm gonna go get one of those (Thinks) job things.(Monica exits.)[Scene: Iridium, Monica is working as Frannie enters.]Frannie: Hey, Monica!Monica: Hey Frannie, welcome back! How was Florida?Frannie: You had sex, didn't you?Monica: How do you do that?Frannie: Oh, I hate you, I'm pushing my Aunt Roz through Parrot Jungle and you're having sex! So? Who?Monica: You know Paul?Frannie: Paul the Wine Guy? Oh yeah, I know Paul.Monica: You mean you know Paul like I know Paul?Frannie:Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. Y'know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Rachel is there.]Joey: (sitting on the arm of the couch)Of course it was a line! Monica: Why?! Why? Why, why would anybody do something like that? Ross: I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than 'to get you into bed'.Monica:I hate men! I hate men!Phoebe:Oh no, don't hate, you don't want to put that out into the universe. Monica: Is it me? Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?Phoebe:All right, c'mere, gimme your feet. (She starts massaging them.) Monica: I just thought he was nice, y'know?Joey: (bursts out laughing again) I can't believe you didn't know it was a line!(Monica pushes him off of the sofa as Rachel enters with a shopping bag.) Rachel: Guess what?Ross: You got a job?Rachel: Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.Chandler: And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.Rachel:You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off!Chandler: Oh, how well you know me...Rachel:They're my new 'I don't need a job, I don't need my parents, I've got great boots' boots!Monica: How'd you pay for them?Rachel: Uh, credit card.Monica: And who pays for that?Rachel: Um... my... father.[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is sitting around the kitchen table. Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors.]Rachel: Oh God, come on you guys, is this really necessary? I mean, I can stop charging anytime I want.Monica: C'mon, you can't live off your parents your whole life.Rachel: I know that. That's why I was getting married.Phoebe:Give her a break, it's hard being on your own for the first time. Rachel: Thank you.Phoebe: You're welcome. I remember when I first came to this city. I was fourteen. My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison, and I got here, and I didn't know anybody. And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windshields outside port authority, and then he killed himself, and then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel.(Pause)Ross: The word you're looking for is 'Anyway'...Monica: All right, you ready?Rachel:No. No, no, I'm not ready! How can I be ready? "Hey, Rach! You ready to jump out the airplane without your parachute?" Come on, I can't do this!Monica: You can, I know you can!Rachel: I don't think so.Ross: Come on, you made coffee! You can do anything! (Chandler slowly tries to hide the now dead plant from that morning when he and Joey poured their coffee into it.)Ross: C'mon, cut. Cut, cut, cut,...All: Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut... (She cuts one of them and they cheer.)Rachel: Y'know what? I think we can just leave it at that. It's kinda like a symbolic gesture...Monica: Rachel! That was a library card!All: Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut..Chandler: (as Rachel is cutting up her cards) Y'know, if you listen closely, you can hear a thousand retailers scream.(She finishes cutting them up and they all cheer.)Monica: Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You're gonna love it! [Time Lapse, Rachel and Ross are watching a TV channel finishes it'sbroadcast day by playing the national anthem.]Monica: Well, that's it (To Ross) You gonna crash on the couch? Ross: No. No, I gotta go home sometime.Monica: You be okay?Ross: Yeah.Rachel: Hey Mon, look what I just found on the floor. (Monica smiles.) What?Monica: That's Paul's watch. You just put it back where you found it. Oh boy. Alright. Goodnight, everybody.Ross and Rachel: Goodnight.(Monica stomps on Paul's watch and goes into her room.)Ross: Mmm. (They both reach for the last cookie) Oh, no-Rachel: Sorry-Ross: No no no, go-Rachel: No, you have it, really, I don't want it-Ross: Split it?Rachel: Okay.Ross: Okay. (They split it.) You know you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on you.Rachel: I knew.Ross: You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.Rachel: I did.Ross:Oh. Listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here- but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out? Sometime? Maybe?Rachel: Yeah, maybe...Ross: Okay... okay, maybe I will...Rachel: Goodnight.Ross: Goodnight.(Rachel goes into her room and Monica enters the living room as Ross is leaving.)Monica: See ya.... Waitwait, what's with you?Ross:I just grabbed a spoon. (Ross exits and Monica has no idea what that means.)Closing Credits[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]Joey: I can't believe what I'm hearing here.Phoebe: (sings) I can't believe what I'm hearing here...Monica: What? I-I said you had a-Phoebe: (sings) What I said you had...Monica: (to Phoebe) Would you stop?Phoebe: Oh, was I doing it again?All: Yes!Monica: I said that you had a nice butt, it's just not a great butt. Joey: Oh, you wouldn't know a great butt if it came up and bit ya. Ross: There's an image.Rachel: (walks up with a pot of coffee) Would anybody like more coffee? Chandler: Did you make it, or are you just serving it?Rachel: I'm just serving it.All: Yeah. Yeah, I'll have a cup of coffee.Chandler: Kids, new dream... I'm in Las Vegas. (Rachel sits down to hear Chandler's dream.)Customer: (To Rachel) Ahh, miss? More coffee?Rachel: Ugh. (To another customer that's leaving.) Excuse me, could you give this to that guy over there? (Hands him the coffee pot.) Go ahead. (He does so.) Thank you. (To the gang.) Sorry. Okay, Las Vegas. Chandler: Okay, so, I'm in Las Vegas... I'm Liza Minelli-End。

Season 1, Episode 4: Bad News Blair-Gossip girl: Good morning, upper east siders.gossip: 绯闻，流言蜚语upper: 较高的，上层的sider: 帮派成员早上好，东区的居民们。

Gossip girl here—gossip: 说闲话我是绯闻女友。

Y our one and only source into the, scandalous lives of Manhattan’s elite.source: 消息来源scandalous: 丑闻的Manhattan: 纽约市中心区elite: 精英，上层人士为你提供独家报道，披露曼哈顿上流社会的各种丑闻。

-Katy: Oh, my god.哦，上帝啊。

Y ou'll never believe, what’s on "gossip girl."believe: 认为，相信你不会相信绯闻女孩网页上登了什么。

-Isabel: Someone saw Serena getting off, the train at grand central.train: 火车grand: (建筑物等)雄伟的，堂皇的central: 中央的有人看见Serena在中央车站下了火车。

-Serena: I thought everything, was good between us.between: 在...之间我以为我们之间没有问题。

-Blair: It was... Before i found out, you had sex with my boyfriend.before: 以前，在...以前sex: 性，性行为以前是，直到我发现你和我男朋友搞上了。

-Serena: I didn't come back for you.我不是为了你回来的。

Look, Blair’s my best friend, and you're her boyfriend.boyfriend: 男朋友听着，Blair是我最好的朋友，你是她的男朋友。

Gossip girl here,”八卦天后”在此your one and only source这是您了解曼哈顿名流们into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite.绯闻的唯一渠道Jonathan Karp called.乔纳森•卡尔普来电♥话♥ 了He got an advance copy of next week's best seller list. 他拿到了下周畅销书排行榜的复印件Did I go up at all?我的排名一点都没上升吗You dropped off the list.你跌出了排行榜There must be some way I can convince you我一定有办法能说服你to write a blog for the "Spectator."为《观察家》写博客的I wanna take "Gossip Girl” down.我想扳倒《八卦天后》I wish I could explain better,我希望能向你好好解释but I can't.但我现在不能Know that I never meant to hurt you.我无意伤害你Oh, my god.天呐The "girl" you're seeing is our boss?跟你交往的那个”女人”就是我们的上司吗Now you know现在你知道了and so does the rest of the world.全世界也都知道了Nate's mine.内特是我的You were taking money你收了别人的钱to reveal confidential information about me.来暴露我的隐私If you don't believe me,如果你不相信我you should ask your fiance.那你自己去问你的未婚夫吧He's the one who paid her.他就是给她钱的那个人What f s scaring me is that you're changing into him. 我真正担心的是你正在变得和他一样I'm sorry 1 lost my temper我很抱歉你告诉我路易the night you told me Louis proposed to you.向你求婚那晚我乱发脾气I'm sorry I treated you like property...我很抱歉把你当作我的私人财产I'm sorry I didn f t tell you I loved you when I knew it. 我很抱歉我没及时告诉你我爱你But most of all,但是我最抱歉的是I'm sorry that I gave up on us when you never did. 你还没放弃我们我就先放弃了Blair?布莱尔Louis, what took you so long?路易怎么这么久才来What are you doing here?你来做什么Louis' not coming.路易不会来了Are you thirsty?你口渴吗Shall I serve you up there?我能上去为你斟酒吗No. Til come down...不用我要下来just so I can go find Louis.这样我才能去找路易Let me help.我来帮你How do I know I can trust you?我怎么知道你值得信任You can.相信我Good morning, upper east siders.上东区的名流们早上好啊Or is it?又或是不好We hear a certain future royal听说某位未来的皇亲贵族has had more than one rude awakening this week.这星期可谓是噩梦连连Uh-oh. Mr. Chuck in dream again?又梦到恰克先生了吗When Chuck f s in them, they're all nightmares.梦见恰克那肯定都是噩梦What he do now?梦到他干什么了Behave like a perfect gentleman,他的举止就像个绅士which makes him even more chilling.这更让人感觉心寒That fake apology of his我的潜意识里都是has permeated my subconscious他假心假意的道歉and haunts me even when I sleep.甚至在我睡觉时都会萦绕于心Apology not seem so fake to me.我觉得他的道歉不像是玩笑话That's because English is your second language.那是因为英语是你的第二语言As the wedding draws closer,我的婚礼在即he's trying to make me question my decision to choose Louis. 他却试图让我怀疑选择路易这个决定But I have no questions.但是我坚定不移And with Louis in Italy overseeing trade negotiations,现在路易在意大利审查贸易谈判I'm not going to let anything interrupt my week of我可不想让什么事打扰我relaxation, nesting, and serenity...这星期平静放松的宅女生活Especially not Chuck Bass' faux-lanthropy.尤其是恰克•拜斯虚情假意的慈善之举Or his attention-seeking love of animals.还有他想引人注意的动物之爱Grab the bread.带上面包Not even Chuck f s media mind games恰克这种与媒体斗智的小游戏can disrupt the calm I feel while feeding the ducks. 根本无妨我感受喂鸭子时的平青争Besides, you could use the exercise. 顺便你可以用用健身器材I'm pregnant too, remember?我也有孕在身记得吗Please tell me you're not just getting home from yesterday. 不要告诉我你昨晚出去到现在才回来Did you spend all night with Zarkana again or what? 你又和札卡娜她们一起过夜了吗Early morning charity event meeting.早上我有慈善见面会Is that what you're calling it now-charity?你现在把这档子事美其名曰”慈善”了吗Wait. Seriously?不会吧你不会是说真的吧Being decent is more of a struggle than I thought.做个正派的人比我想的要难多了If I keep busy doing good,如果我忙于慈善then there's less of a chance那么我回到从前那种Ell find myself in a situation which triggers old habits. 放荡不羁的几率也会减少Yeah, well, 1 have faith in you.好吧我相信你I could use some time on the straight and narrow myself- 我也要做一个改邪归正的人at least away from anyone who might tempt me.至少可以远离那些诱惑我的人I thought things with you and Diana were going well. 我以为你和戴安娜进展得很顺利You two were all the talk of the papers last week. 上个星期你们还一直在讨论那报纸Isn't going public what you wanted?你不是想把你们的关系公诸于众吗Yeah, except that it hasn't changed a thing. 我当然希望但是一切也还是老样子I mean, we don't leave her house or the office,我们总是待在她家或是办公室and it's just sex and work all the time.所做的也只有嘿♥咻♥和工作Same as before.一如既往If Diana won't commit to you in private如果戴安娜在私底下无法兑现like she does in public,她在公众面前的承诺Maybe it's time to explore your options.也许该是你给自己找出路的时候了Monkey!小猴子How's the book tour going?售书之旅怎么样了Uh, where are you now? Nashua?你在哪儿呢纳舒厄吗Uh, I'm in-no； Tm in Burlington, Vermont.不是我在福蒙特州的伯灵顿You don't sound so sure.你好像不怎么确定Ah, you know how it is on the road.你也知道这路况啦AH stops start to- start to blend together.所有的站点都混在一起It's been great so far, though.不过目前为止感觉不错I knew it would be.我就知道People who still go to bookstores are real readers. 这年头仍旧光顾书店的人才是真正的读者They don't care if a book f s on some best-whatever list. 他们不在意一本书是不是在畅销榜上Yeah. It-it seems that way.是的好像是这样Uh, turnouts been great.来现场买♥♥书的人挺多的Charlie, Serena, um, care to join us for a 2011 version 查莉瑟琳娜一起来加入of a family breakfast?2011版家庭早餐吧We don r t want to be late.我们可不想迟到You know what? I should be going anyway.我想我不能跟你们聊了I gotta meet Alessandra soon.我一会儿还要见亚历山德拉That was awkward.你刚从很不自然啊Ugh, long story.说来话长Bring us back some real maple syrup.给我们带点正宗的枫糖浆Which I hope I can read about on your new blog.我希望在你的新博客里看到这背后的故事I knowyou r ve been posting,我知道你一直在发帖but I haven't been able to check it out yet.不过我还没能去看看呢That's the problem. No one has.问题就在这里没人来看我的博客I know Diana wants me to write about myself 我知道戴安娜想让我写些自己的事but I don't know what to say.但我不知道该写什么I now realize why gossip girl is anonymous 我现在才明白为什么《八卦天后》是匿名的and only takes shots at other people.而且只攻击旁人了Maybe it's none of my business,也许这不关我的事but it seems that if you want people to read you, 但是如果你想让人们看你的博客and you need people to read about you first. 首先你就该让他们注意到你Get gossip girl's attention-你得引起八卦天后的注意Even a date would do it-一个男伴是个不错的选择then steal her thunder然后在你自己的博客里把实情写出来by telling the real story on your blog.就能把她的风头给抢过来You know, you may be an evil genius.你要知道你会是个鬼才哟When I want to be.该出手时就得出手I know you're not happy,我知道你不高兴but it's what I needed to do to keep him here.但是要留下他我必须这么做Trust me.相信我If we're gonna take down "Gossip girl," it's necessary.想要搞垮《八卦天后》这是必要的Don't worry.别担心I won't lose Nate or Serena.我不会失去内特或者瑟琳娜Just give me a bit more time.再给我一点儿时间I've been thinking about you all week.我这一整周都在想你Why have you been avoiding me?你为什么一直回避我Look, I have a boyfriend. Okay?听着我是有男朋友的人好吗I don't believe you.我不相信Well, you have a girlfriend.好吧你是有女朋友的人Yeah, who schedules time with me as if it were a board meeting. 那个安排和我约会跟安排董事会一样的人And who's my boss.那个人可是我老板Well, maybe I want something more.也许我想要的不止这些呢If you want more, ask for it.想要更多自己去要吧Charlie!查莉My office.来我办公室And do us both a favor and ask her, not me. 为了我们两个好去找她要更多别找我Well, there must be some mistake.肯定是哪里出了错We just spoke to him from Vermont 他刚从佛蒙特州和我们通过话Yeah, of course. Well let you know if we hear anything. 好的有什么消息我们会告诉你的What's going on? Is Dan okay?怎么了丹还好吗I'm not sure.我也不知道That was his agent, Alessandra. She says he missed 是他经纪人亚历山德拉打来的his book signing in Boston yesterday, 说他昨天没有去波士顿的签售会and he didn't check in to Burlington either.而且他也不在伯灵顿Can't find him anywhere.他们在哪儿都找不到他Isn't this nice?这样不是很好吗We're communing with nature, finding our inner peace, 与大自然亲密接触找寻内心的平静and I'll still make my afternoon prenatal massage.我下午还可以去做产前按♥摩♥Slow news cycle?别急着发新闻好吗Thank you, Arthur.谢谢你亚瑟What are you doing here?你在这儿干嘛Our treaty of 2010 clearly states 我们2010年的协定清楚写明了the duck pond is my domain.鸭子池是我的势力范围Don't try to fool me with your puppy dog eyes. 别企图用你那副小狗眼来糊弄我I apologize for the intrusion,很抱歉闯入了你的地盘but your limp-winged friend here waddled into the dog park 但是那只折翼的鸭蹒跚着闯进了狗公园and was about to become a labrador's lunch.差点就要成为一只拉布拉多犬的盘中餐And out of the goodness of your heart,所以出于好心you came to his rescue.你就来救它了I like duck L f orange as much as the next person, 虽然我跟别人一样都爱吃鲜橙螃鸭but it seemed cruel to let the poor creature suffer.但是眼睁睁看着那小东西受折磨这就太残忍♥了Mm, especially in front of a photographer.对啊特别是当着摄影师的面What a lucky duck.好幸运的一只鸭啊fve imposed on your domain long enough already. 我已经在你的地盘待得够久了If you'll excuse me. Monkey needs his constitutional. 如果你不介意的话小猴子要去散步了How much more do you need to see?你到底还要看多少泰西Of duck pond?看鸭子池吗It not really my thing to begin with.我可没要来这里Of Chuck trying to manipulate me看着恰克用尽方法into believing he's become a good person.让我相信他变成好人了He knows perfectly well I chose Louis.他很清楚我选择了路易He endorsed my decision.他也认同我的选择But now for reason,但是现在不知道为什么he's trying to make me second-guess myself.他企图让我怀疑自己的决定I can r t allow it.我绝不允许这种事发生This does not sound like week of serenity to me.在我看来这不像是平静的一周啊He's forced my hand.是他逼我的I must expose Chuck as a fraud我必须拆穿恰克的假面具who r s only pretending to evolve证明他只是假装变好so he can win me back他只是想赶在路易回家之前before Louis comes home.让我重回他的怀抱In drama,在戏剧中there are many ways to unmask a villain.揭穿坏人假面具的方式有千千万I need to start a war between Serena and Gossip Girl. 我要挑起瑟琳娜与八卦天后之间的战争Stay on her and let me know what happens.跟着她告诉我发生的每一件事Of course.好的Regarding Nate,至于内特I thought I told you to keep your distance.我想我告诫过你跟他保持距离You're not gonna want to hear this, but...可能你不想听这个但是that... was all him.那都是他单方面的Maybe you should loosen up a little；或许你应该稍稍放松一点儿not be on him all the time?别整天盯着他I think ril pass on the unsolicited romantic advice, 我想我会考虑你主动提供的爱情小建议Thank you.谢谢Just make sure Serena f s all over n Gossip girl11. 你只须确保《八卦天后》上布满瑟琳娜的新闻就好Diana...戴安娜I would never do anything to jeopardize where I am right now. 我不会做任何威胁我现在处境的事I finally have a life here.我好不容易在这里有了自己的生活I'm not gonna screw that up,我可不想搞砸了especially for a guy.更别说为了个男人搞砸Sometimes you know who the bad guy is from the start. 有些时候你从一开始就知道谁是坏人Are you okay?你还好吧Yeah. I f m sorry. I think that was my fault.没事对不起是我的错No, not true. I was- I was blinded by the maps.不不是都怪我刚才只顾看地图了Do you live in this building?你住在这里吗No, I work here. Can I help you find something?不是我在这里工作我能帮上你吗I'm looking for my ex-girlfriend, Ivy Dickens.我在找我的前女友艾薇•迪肯斯Do you know her?你认识她吗No, I'm sorry.很抱歉我不认识I think she...我想她…But most times,但更多的时候you find out they've been right in front of you你会发现他们就站在你面前all along.从未离开Right. That's all for now.目前就是这样Let's reconvene after lunch. Thanks.午饭后我们再开会谢谢You look like you wanna say something.你的样子像是有话要说Look, I guess I'm just a little confused.听着我觉得有些困惑About?困惑什么Us. I mean, Diana, what are we?我们戴安娜我们是什么关系What do you want us to be?你想要我们是什么关系I'm not sure anymore,我也不清楚了but I'm starting to think we won't be anything但我在想如果我们还是这样把工作和肉♥欲♥ if we keep mixing work and pleasure.混为一谈的话我们什么都做不成Maybe I should start looking for another job.或许我该去找另一份工作I get it.我懂了Working together, going home together-一起工作一起下班回家it's all too much.在一起的时间太多了Why don't we take a couple of days off?不如我们分开几天好吗I'm going to Paris tonight anyway.反正我今晚就要去巴黎了Maybe you should have some fun while I'm gone,我不在的这几天没了我时刻给你的高压without the pressure of me on top of you all the time?或许你可以给自己找点乐子So to speak.有什么就说Is that your way of saying that we f re not-你是想说我们俩不必…we're not exclusive?对彼此专一吗If that works for you, it works for me.如果你喜欢的话我这儿不是问题I just want you to be happy.我只是希望你开心You're my right-hand man.你是我的得力助手I can't afford to lose you.我不能失去你These not look like happy nursery decorations.这些看起来可不像是快乐的育儿装饰品I can't rest until I can prove chuck 除非我证明恰克还是那个邪恶的恰克is still his satanic self.否则我根本停不下来What do you think would be more effective-你觉得以下儿点哪个更管用having his shirts pressed with too much starch 让他的衣服过度上浆or getting him served blended scotch还是让帝国酒店的吧台at the Empire bar?给他一杯调和威士忌呢What this test testing exactly?你这么做到底是在测试什么We f ll be there, in clever disguises, of course, 我们就守在那儿当然得乔装打扮一番to see him eviscerate the dry cleaner 看看他是如何整死他的干洗工or fire the bartender, thus proving 或是炒了他的调酒师这样就能证明that he's only pretending to be magnanimous when he knows 他只有在我面前或是在媒体面前that Ill be there or will see it in the press.才表现得如此宽宏大量You sure you not just do this 你确定你这么做不是因为because you and Prince Louis not in a good place right now? 你和路易王子相处不太顺利吗I admit our relationship has seen stronger days.我承认我们的关系进入平缓期And, yes, while it's true that I was upset with Louis 的确路易一念之差有失道德准则and his momentary lapse of morality；也确实让我很生气he only did what he did out of love,但他那么做都是出于又寸我的爱and I forgave him.我已经原谅他了But I simply cannot have Chuck chucking with my head. 但是我受不了恰克总在我的脑子里出现So I have to prove this to him and myself.所以我要揭穿他以证实我的想法So what do you think, starch or scotch?所以你觉得呢上浆还是威士忌I'm sorry that security guard was no help.我很抱歉那个保安没能帮上忙That's okay. I didn't come to New York to find Ivy anyway.没关系反正我来纽约也不是为了找艾薇Really? I had this whole soul mates reuniting story真的吗我脑子里早就浮现出了worked up in my head.两位灵魂伴侣重逢的温馨画面Not quite.不是你想的那样Just have some of her stuff to give back to her.只是有几样她的东西得还给她Actually, uh, I'm in town for a job interview事实上我进城是为了参加一个面试I have in two hours.就在两个小时后You know, DB bistro is looking for a new line cook.DB法式餐厅在招新厨师Wow. Well, you must be a really talented chef你肯定是个厨艺精湛的厨师to even get an interview there.能得到这个面试机会It's a huge deal.那已经相当厉害了If I can find my way there.前提是我能找得到去那里的路Well, why don't I show you?不如我带你去吧You-you don't have to do that.你不用这么做的Well, I've actually been suffering from Writer f s block lately, 老实说我最近处于创作的瓶颈so a walk might do just the trick.走一走可能会有帮助You up for some company...如果你需要陪同…Max.我叫马克斯Cool. Serena, by the way. I just have to take this.我是瑟琳娜我先接个电♥话♥One second. Hey.一会儿就好喂Please tell me the reason you're still not at work请告诉我你之所以还没来上班is because you met a cute guy in a business suit.是因为你遇到了一个穿着西装的帅鼾Well, no suit, but definitely cute.没穿西装不过确实挺可爱的Sounds perfect听起来不错啊I'm about to walk him to his interview now.我打算带他去他面试的地方No! Forget that. You need to take him to lunch- 千万别这么做你得带他去吃顿午餐someplace fabulous去些高档的地方where you can be seen by people that read "Gossip girl." 这样你才能被《八卦天后》的粉丝们看到like, um, that place you took me-BG.像是你上次带我去的那个BG饭店I don't know. I just don't want to make him late, though. 我也不知道我只是不想耽误他的面试I expect to read all about you.我期待读到你的消息哦Bye.拜Bye.拜Who's the guy?那男生是谁Some nobody she found on the street.她在街上碰到的陌生人Gossip girl will love it, trust me.《八卦天后》会喜欢的相信我Now you're off to Bergdorfs to get that picture.你现在就去伯格多夫饭店把照片给拍下来Make your e-mail to Gossip Girl as depressing as you can. 发给八卦天后时描述得越让人不爽越好Maybe she'll post it verbatim.或许她会一字不差地51占出来Hey, Charlie.你好啊查莉I can r t talk now.我没空跟你说话Ifll only take a second.给我一分钟就行Unless you wanna get me fired,你别再在办公室里跟我说话了you need to stop talking to me here.除非你想看我被炒了觥鱼I just wanted to make sure he didn r t check out. Thank you. 我只是想确认一下他还没退房♥谢谢Well, the hotel in Boston says he f s still checked in.波士顿的酒店说他还没退房♥Well, maybe he just fell asleep.或许他只是睡过头了呢Remember when you used to tour?还记得你巡回演出的那段时间吗We didn't know if we were in Norway or Denmark,我们都搞不清楚人是在挪威还是丹麦Never mind what time the show started.也搞不清演出什么时候开始Sure； but we always managed to get make the stage. 的确但我们的演出从未出现差错And I know Dan.我了解丹It f s not like him to skip out on an obligation.逃避责任这一点都不像他And I know you.我也了解你What time would you like to leave for Boston?你什么时候想启程去波士顿The Morris Minor is in the parking lot in Brooklyn.我的莫里斯小轿车还停在布鲁克林It'd be faster to drive.开车过去会快些Why are you still following me, Nate?你怎么还跟着我内特You said you didn r t wanna talk at the office.是你说的不能在办公室里跟你说话Hey, come on. You're a Rhodes.拜托你可是罗兹家的人If you had a boyfriend,如果你有男朋友the whole upper east side would know about it.那整个上东区早就该传遍了And what about Diana, who you might not think you're dating 那戴安娜呢你认为你俩不是认真的but who thinks she's dating you?可如果她不这么想呢I'm not so sure that's true anymore.这一点我也说不准了That's where we're going?这就是我们要去的地方吗So when girls like you say "lunch,”所以你这样的女生所谓的”午餐”they really mean clothes?其实指的是衣服吗There's a restaurant inside.这里面有家餐厅Are you sure we have enough time for this 你确定在面试之前我们有足够的时间before the interview?在这里吃顿饭吗I am relying on you to be my official guide我信任你才让你当我的专职导游to getting around Manhattan.带我在曼哈顿逛逛的You know what? L um...你知道吗我...I probably did miscalculate time.我确实估错了时间You should go.你该去面试了Go to 6th avenue and make a left. It's on 44th.在第六大道左转在44街上I'm sorry.我很抱歉Oh, and you should try to work apricots in somehow. 你应该试着用些杏仁做烹饪Boulud is obsessed with them.布鲁爱死它们了Wait. Where are you going?等会儿你去哪儿啊Will you just admit that you're not dating anyone你为什么不承认你没有男朋友and that you like me?而且你是喜欢我的Just a little bit,哪怕只有一点点喜欢and we can see what happens?我们可以看看能有什么进展1 mean, I'm a pretty good judge on things like this,我又寸这种事可是十分在行的And, you know, when you kissed me last week,你知道的上周你亲我的时候there was a lot of chemistry between us, and I know- 我俩之间发生了许多化学反应我…I mean, that's what I was talking about我刚刚说的就是这个感觉Uh-oh, Charlie.查莉Looks like you've stayed in character all too well.看来你入戏太深了哦Too bad there's always an understudy可惜的是总是有替补演员waiting in the wings for you to slip and fall.躲在后台等着看你摔个四脚朝天呢"Nate Archibald's cougar and her cub in pride war1'”美洲狮与小幼崽之间的荣耀之战”Are you purposely trying to make a fool of me?你是故意想让我丢人吗I told you it was an emergency.我跟你说了事出紧急To hide from Max, your mysteriously reappeared ex? 为了躲避马克斯你神秘现身的前男友吗I do think it seems a tad convenient我着实认为在那种情况下that the only way to do that was to snog Nate.你要做的可不是和内特接吻Look, I don't know why Max is here,听我说我不知道马克斯怎么会在这儿But if he finds me, I could lose everything.一旦让他发现了我我就什么都没了Fine. I f ll take over that side of things好吧我来帮你处理这事and get your ex out of our hair.让你的前任消失在我们的视线里You focus on proving to Nate that you do not你继续向内特证明nor will you ever have any romantic interest in him. 你不会对他心生爱意的Understood?明白了吗Thank you.谢谢你Just let me know what you want me to do.你让我做什么我都会去做的Oh, it's very simple.是吗那很简单You're gonna ask Nate out on a date.去和内特约一次会They're voting on "Gossip girl”他们在《八卦天后》上投票and in a surprisingly positive turn for the 21st century, 本来大家以为二十一世纪到了the cougar is winning,形势也变了师奶才是王道but it appears you chose the cub.但你最终还是选择了妹子I didn r t choose anything.我谁都没选Diana tells me she wants to take some time off, 戴安娜说她想休息一段时间then Charlie just kissed me and ran.然后查莉亲了我就跑I mean, I thought we left stuff like that behind in high school. 我还以为这些都只是高中生的桥段Maybe we're maturing too fast.可能我们长大得太快了吧Which is why you're back to playing所以你又开始"Phantom of the opera” sex games?玩回'歌♥剧魅影”的性♥爱♥游戏K吗The mask is from a benefit performance这面具是我今晚赞助的of "Sleep no more" I'm sponsoring tonight.一个叫“别再睡了“的商业演出The whole audience wears them.所有的观众都会戴着面具Oh, yeah, I heard about that.嗯我听说了It's kinda like, uh, "Macbe比” in an old hotel, right?像是在旧酒馆演出的麦克白是吗And the audience can follow the performers所有的观众会跟着演员from room to room?从一个屋子到另一个屋子And since the set is 100,000 square feet因为整个场地有十万平方英尺and pretty much in the dark.多数地方又很黑It provides the perfect opportunity to disappear for a night.就给我提供了一个能清净一晚上的好机会And avoid any run-ins with Blair,能避开任何有关布莱尔的事which may set back my recent progress.那些事可能让我的治疗功亏一簧Care to join? I can get you a ticket想去吗我可以给你弄张票Looks like I won't need one.看起来不用麻烦你了Why is it when you don't want gossip girl to post about you, 为什么你不想让《八卦天后》曝光你的时候she does constantly,她就一直曝光你and when you do, silence.你想让她曝光了她又保持沉默I share your frustration.我跟你一样失落Ever her "Chuck Bass spotted'1 page is broken. 就连”注意恰克•拜斯”的页面也没了Not one blip. He's off the map. 一点消息都没他从地图上消失了Wait. Why are you looking for Chuck?等等为什么你要找恰克I have no choice.我也不想啊He's trying to destroy my relationship with Louis 他想毁了我跟路易的关系Because he knows it's vulnerable.因为他知道我们感情现在很脆弱I'm pretty sure the only war Chuck is waging 我确信恰克唯--要经行的斗争is with his own demons.就是他和他的心魔之间的斗争He's hired a new therapist.他请了一个新的心理治疗师He's focusing on his businesses.他还专注于自己的事业He's even throwing a benefit tonight for charity.他今晚甚至为慈善办了一个商业演出Oh, no. He got to you, too?不是吧他把你也收买♥♥ 了Chuck may be sponsoring a performance, 恰克可能会赞助一场演出but it's only because in the dark with his mask on, 那只是因为他在黑暗里戴着他的面具He is safe to reveal his true self.就算他露出真面目也很安全B, whatever you're thinking, stop. 布莱尔不管你在想什么都别想了Just work on your relationship with Louis. 把心思放在你和路易的关系上吧And let Chuck work on himself.也让恰克专心做他的事Meanwhile, I f m gonna stay home and work on my blog.与此同时我打算呆在家里写我博客Well, how hard can that be?好吧那有什么难的And if you write about how many strokes it takes你要是写写你每天梳头发都要梳几下to brush your hair, people will read it.我想大家会看的ril pitch that to Diana now.我会跟戴安娜说的You know, Charlie told me你知道吗查莉跟我说that she didn't think anyone would read my blog她觉得没人会看我的博客unless I was on gossip girfs radar again.除非我重新得到《八卦天后》的关注Well, I always thought you were too good to blog.我一直觉得你这么优秀根本不用写博客Just tell Diana it's not for you.直接告诉戴安娜这不适合你Well, I think you're too good to scheme.我也觉得你很优秀不用耍阴谋So if I talk to Diana,所以如果我去跟戴安娜谈you'll leave Chuck alone?你就不再插手恰克的事Absolutely. Go talk to Diana.当然去找戴安娜谈谈吧Good luck.祝你好运Hello. This is Blair waldorf.你好我是布莱尔•霍道夫I was hoping you had a ticket left for tonight's performance. 我希望你们还有今晚演出的门票Diana.戴安娜Hey. I am so grateful for all your help last week.我很感激上周你给我的帮助Why do I feel you're about to break up with me?我怎么感觉你要抛弃我I'm not willing to sell myself or anyone else out。

绯闻女孩第一季笔记1.Any interest in some fresh air? 想出去透透气吗？2.You kids could use some fun 你们这些孩子应该去玩玩3.That’s the way things are supposed to be 事情就应该如此4.There is something wrong that level of perfection那样的完美程度似乎有点不对劲5.It needs to be violated 应该有人来挑战一下6.You are deeply disturbed 你已经神魂颠倒了7.Seal the deal 搞定8.Tip –off 暗示9.Boarding school 寄宿学校10.I got a lot of stuff to do anyway 其实我还有很多事要做11.Thanks for making the time 谢谢你能抽空出来12.Catfight 女人之战13.I gatta run 我得走了14.Spoken like a true relic 听起来像是箴言15.Feel for her in the first place 一见钟情16.Old school 老差事17.Show up 出现18.Do you like this for me? 你觉得我穿这个怎样19.Allergic 对···极其讨厌/过敏20.There is some good stuff这真是个好东西21.It’s like you’re headed to your execution看起来却像要奔赴刑场一样22.All of a sudden 突然间23.That’s dark thought这想法太消沉了24.Happiness does not seem to be on the menu 快乐并不在这些选项中25.You’re a stud 你是花花公子26.Cinderella 灰姑娘27.Sleepyhead懒虫28.Let nature take its course顺其自然29.Venomous without provocation无缘无故就如此毒舌30.Care to paint a picture? 能说详细点吗31.Did he dump you ? 他把你甩了吗32.Get it all out of your system 把···忘记33.I didn’t mean to 我不是故意的34.Versus VS35.I judged the cover 我以貌取人36.Captious 吹毛求疵的37.There is a clock ticking 过时不候。

《绯闻女孩》剧本台词解析S03E14Season 3, Episode 14: The Lady Vanished绯闻女孩第三季第14 集：失踪女子播出时间：2010 年3 月15 日剧情简介：Rufus 与Lily 对于Jenny 和大使之子Damien 的关系起了疑心。

Chuck 察觉那个他爹坟头上的神秘女人可能不是他妈。

Dan 和Vanessa 各自约会却内心纠结。

片名释义：The Lady Vanished 小于The Lady Vanishes这集片名来自1938 年希区柯克的名片《失踪的女人》，也就从现在时变成了过去式。

由于一场雪崩，造成铁路被堵，一批旅客滞留在一个小旅馆，其中有一位艾瑞斯小姐结识了一位自称是家庭教师的弗洛依。

几天后火车通了，在火车上艾瑞斯一觉醒来，发现坐在对面的弗洛依不见了，回车厢的人甚至否认见过弗洛依，只有一位名叫吉伯的青年相信艾瑞斯。

两人开始寻找失踪的弗洛依，在寻找过程中他们发现了一个重大的秘密【台词解析】1.Get up and go at it, upper east side.Get up and go 积极主动地Informal Initiation of action motivated by energy and ambition.2.Maybe morandI or il buco?Morandi 是Keith McNally 旗下一家意大利餐厅。

3.Il Buco 是一家处于纽约的小餐厅，由90 年代老古董商铺改造而成，这家风情小餐厅中充满了温馨和饱足之氛围。

4.[键入文字]sans 除了=without7.I turned over a new leaf...a new, non-meddling leaf from the trust tree. non-meddling 互不干涉8.A Blair Waldorf apology without a caveat?caveat 中止诉讼手续的申请,警告,停止支付的通知这里是说Blair 从来在道歉之后必定会附加警告。

Felicity第1季S01E01Felicity Season01Episode01Dear Sally...亲爱的Sally...you should probably be sitting down for this.你最好还是坐下来听我说First of all,everything was perfectly fine.一开始一切都非常顺利I mean,you know,on paper.我是说你知道的表面上的High school was going exactly as it was suppose to.高中完完全全是它该是的样子I mean,in three months,I’d be at Stanford pre-med;我是说3个月内我就要去斯坦福读医学预科Then I’d start my four year residency at one of theStanford hospital.然后在斯坦福其中一个附属医院实习4年My dad was thrilled.You know我爸爸开心死了你知道Because he’s basically had my life planned out在我还是受精卵的时候for me since I was pretty much a zygote.他已经把我的人生计划好了I was surrounded by people.我被人群包围着Actually looking forward to their lives.每个人都很期待自己的未来Benjamin Steven CovingtonFelicity Elizabeth Porter,graduates with honors.荣誉毕业My parents reaction was typically understated.我父母的表现还是很保守的So on this day,undoubetly the most exciting of your lives 从今天开始毫无疑问你们的精彩生活即将起航I urge you to savor the possiblities,embrace life我热切的希望你们享受未知拥抱生活because these...days will not come again.因为这些日子...不会再来They say crash victims.People who lose a limb—据说因为撞击事故而失去某部分肢体的幸存者that they can still feel their missing arm or leg,even af-ter it’s gone.他们还是能感觉到失去的胳膊或腿even after it’s gone.即使它们已经不见了It’s called phantom pain,right?被称为幻痛对吗?Well,suddenly,I had this horrible thought:突然之间我有了这种可怕的想法What if high school went away如果高中过完了but the feeling of it didn’t?但高中的感觉还在该怎么办?I-I mean I didn’t feel joy....我是说我并没有感觉到开心....or sorrow...or anticipation.或悲伤...或期待Things were going so well一切都很好12S01E01but all I could feel was...was dread.但我唯一的感觉却是...不安Three years ago,I held a pint of Ben Covington’s blood.3年前我拿着一品脱Ben Covington的血I was volunteering at the10th grade blood drive.我为10年级的献血活动志愿服务That’s about as close as we ever got.那是我们距离最近的时候It’s funny.有趣的是Sometimes it’s the smallest decisions that有时最细微的决定can pretty much change your life forever.却可以永远改变你的生活I never said that.我从没那么说过I’m so proud of you.我为你骄傲Mom,y-you know,you know what?妈你知道吗你知道吗?-I cannot deal with this today!Not today!All right?-Fine-我不想今天和你纠缠这事好吗?-好吧-Not today.-Fine-今天不行-好吧-Excuse me?-Yeah-打扰一下?-什么I’m Felicity Porter.我是Felicity PorterYeah,I know.I’m Ben.我知道我是BenYeah,I know.I–我知道我...I was just wondering if,um,you would mind signing my yearbook.我想请你在我的年鉴上签名不知道你愿不愿意-I don’t have mind with me.-Oh,that’s ok.I–-我没带我的-哦没关系我...-here’s a pen for you.-Thanks.-给你笔-谢谢I just got it today,that’s why,you know,there aren’t anysignatures...我今天才拿到所以这上面还没有签名Except for,um,Mr.Johnson...除了Johnson老师...who’s here today somwhere,which I was surprisedabout.他今天在这儿出现过我很惊讶Anywhere would be...great.签哪里都可以Can you give me just a minute...to do this?可以给我点时间写吗?Oh,yeah.Yeah,sure...I’ll.....哦好的当然...我就...Thanks for asking.感谢你让我签Oh,ha,ha...good luck on you know—好运...你知道...Yeah,yeah,yeah.You,too.I’ll see ya.是的是的你也好运回见Ok.好的So this is what Ben Covington wrote:Ben Covington写了这些”Dear Felicity,here it goes.”亲爱的Felicity是这样I’ve watched you for four years.我远观了你4年Always wondered what you were like...总在想你是什么样子...what was going in on your mind all the time that youwere so quiet,你脑子里在想什么一直以来你都很安静just thinking,drawing in your notebook.思考在笔记本里画画I should’ve just asked you,but I never asked you.我应该问你的但我从没问过So,now,four years later,I don’t even know you,所以现在4年过去了我甚至不认识你but I admire you.但我欣赏你3Well,this makes me sound crazy,听我这么说你会不会觉得我有点毛病but I’m okay with that.但我不介意你这么想So take care of yourself.Love,Ben.”好好照顾自己爱你的Ben””P.S.I would’ve said’keep in touch,’”另外我本想说’保持联系’but unfortunately we never were in touch.”可很不幸我们从来也没联系过”Hey!嘿!What are you going to college?你去哪儿上大学?New York,what about you?纽约你呢?That’s pretty unclear.还不清楚Suddenly,I knew what everyone else was feeling.突然之间我明白其他人的感受了(纽约大学)How long has this been going on in your mind?你想了多长时间了?Could you have waited any longer to drop this bomb?你就不能等等再吓我们?I told you I decided today.我跟你说了我今天才决定的I called them我给他们打了电话and they said it would take extraordinary circum-stances他们说要有极特殊的情况to admit someone at this late....才能批准这么晚申请的学生入校...All right!好了!If you want to make this decision fine.你要想做这个决定可以But I want not,in any way,financially support it.但我不会以任何方式资助你-Their sending the student-loans...-Loans?-他们寄来了学生贷款申请表-贷款?...and the student work forms with the late application.还有学生工作申请表和晚入学申请表一起I work this hard so you wouldn’t have to go through what I did.我那么努力都是为了你不用向我一样那么辛苦*NO!*Dad,you made it so that I would have to gothrough不就因为爸爸你是那样我就不得不*exactly*what you did.跟你一样I know you want me to follow in your footsteps,but I just–basically,I*can’t*!我知道你想让我继承你的衣钵但我只是...坦白说我做不到That was the*worse*summer of my life.那是我一生最最惨的夏天So basically,I’ve given up*everything*my parents基本上我放弃了我父母*ever*planned for me.为我计划好的一切Everything I ever expected,all for a boy,I don’t even know.和所有我期待过的都是为了一个我甚至不认识的男孩儿I guess,what I’m saying is...我说的这一切...this all might be a*colossal*mistake很可能都像我爸说的那样as my dad would say.是个”巨大”的错误But on the other hand,it might...但另一方面它也可能maybe it’ll save my life or something.拯救我的生活或怎样I don’t know.我不知道Please respond,asap.I miss you.Love,Felicity.希望你尽快回音我想你爱你的Felicity Next,please.下一个Oh,sorry.Thanks.哦抱歉谢谢4S01E01Hi.How are you?嗨你怎么样?Great.Just look at the dot,please.很好看这个圆点Is my–my hair a disaster?我的头型是不是很难看?Please be honest because,I,拜托你说实话因为我uh,I’m gonna to have to live with this picture for thenext four years.我今后4年都得用这张照片-And that’s a*really*long time.-Hey!-这可是段很长的时间-嗨!What are you doing here?你在这儿干嘛?Hi!I’m–this is–I’m going–this is where I’m going.嗨!我...这里...我要在这里上学我要在这里上学I totally forgot you were going here.我完全忘了你也要来这里That is so unbelievable.太不敢相信了I know this girl from high school.她跟我上同一所高中This is Susan.This is–uh...This is–uh...Uh....这是Susan这是...恩...这是...恩...恩....Felicity.Felicity.Wow.All right,so,I’ll see ya around?Felicity喔对的我们回见I,um...我...basically haven’t really had a lot of time yetto,uh,review没有太多时间去浏览the classes and schedules.课程和安排I guess I just need a little time to catch up.我想我需要点时间来赶上Because,you know,there’s a*lot*to consider nowthat,uh..因为你知道有很多要思考的关于...I’m here.我来这儿了I got a phone call from your parents.我接到你父母打来的一个电话Your not the first student孩子进专业性大学whose parents weren’t a100%about their kid going toa particular college.父母不是很放心你不是第一个They’re,uh,concerned.他们...很担心They’re more then concerned.They’re insulted.他们不只是担心他们无理取闹So do you think my coming here was a bad idea,too?你也认为我来这儿是个坏主意?Well,really*only*you can answer that.只有你自己才能回答But what I can tell you is that,uh,well,New York..但我能告诉你的是纽约the city as well,as the university,can be a little over-whelming 这个城市和这所大学可能会让你有点受不了and is often best suited for the independently mindedstudent.通常最适合那些有独立意识的学生And your parents seem to imply that你父母暗示说you might not fit into that category.你不是那样的Do you have any specific interests outside of medicine?除了医学你有没有在其他方面有很明确的兴趣?I–I draw sometimes.I paint.我...我有时画两笔我喜欢画画I brought you some.....我带了一些....5you know...some samples.你知道...一些小样For whatever it’s worth.看看能有什么用My parents said that?我父母那么说的?When we get through with him,等我们学完他Alexander Pope will have become your favorite,亚历山大·波普会成为你们在这个世界上最喜爱的diminutive,Catholic,English,Hunchback poet in thewhole world.信奉天主教的小个子驼背英语诗人I been doing this a lot of years.我教这门课很多年了And I know what’s on a most of your minds right now.我知道你们现在都在想什么So let me answer some the inevitable freshman ques-tions.所以我先回答一些作为新生不可避免的问题Or as I refer to them,the”FQ’s.”我比较喜欢说”新问”Yes,I’m going to.....是的我要...-”You okay?”-”no”and”I will be.”(你还好吗?不/会好的)I will be,thanks(会好的谢谢)Breathe easy.放心Which is not to say that I haven’t had the displeasureof但也不是说我这些年handing out some incompletes over the years.都没有给人挂过But looking at this group,但看看你们I’m confident that this will not be the case this year...我相信你们今年都会过的”Is our teachers hair...on backward?”.(我们老师的头发是不是...前后颠倒了样?) ...unless I’m wrong....除非我错了And I’ve been wrong before.我以前也判断失误过It’s just everything–being in New York,只是来了纽约之后的一切事you know,and trying to get my course schedule all fig-ured out.费劲安排自己的课程表It’s just a little overwhelming,I guess.让我有点受不了God!It is*so*good to hear somebody else say that.老天!也有人这么想真是太好了It’s difficult,right?Just figuring out the system.很难对吧?搞清楚是怎么一回事You know the*only*two classes that我唯一想上的两门课I wanted were filled even by the time I got here.在我来这儿之前就报满了Yeah,I know.我明白And I have this*really*mysterious roommate situa-tion.而且我的室友又很神秘What do you mean?你什么意思?I haven’t even met her yet.我还没见过她呢She doesn’t sleep in our room.她都不在我们屋睡And she has these...these.these...bone sculptures.她还有那些...那些...那些骨雕My roommate has this phobia.我的室友有强迫症Of what?哪种?Well,she cleans everything.她清洗一切东西6S01E01 *Everything*in the room smelIs like pine,it’s disgust-屋子里什么都有股松香味儿太恶心了ing.Come on.不会吧I swear to God!我发誓!She wears a face mask when she goes out.她出门都戴面具You might have seen her.你可能见过她That’s crazy.太变态了That’s my point.我就是这意思You know,I know it’s just college,but it’s sort of terri-虽然只是大学但还是有点恐怖不是吗?fying,isn’t it?It’s terrifying.是很恐怖Oh,my God.That is*so*embarassing.老天那样太尴尬了That is*so*something I would do.我也能干出这种事儿****me真不敢相信那不是我What are you looking at?你在看什么?I’ll...be right back.我...马上回来-By the way,I’m Felicity.-I’m Julie.-顺便说一句我是Felicity-我是JulieSo what’s going on?怎么了?Um....I just want to preface this by saying我事先声明that,uh,I don’t want you to feel weird about anything我不希望你对我接下来要说的话I am about to say.At all.感到奇怪Ok.好吧Uh...the thing is...我要说的是...I came to New York...我来纽约...um...mostly because of you.大部分是因为你Yeah,I had these,sort of,是啊我对你有种...um..intenses feelings for you back in high school,我高中的时候很迷恋你and,uh,even though I know即使我知道that we never really talked before graduation,毕业前我们从未有过真正意义上的交谈except that one time when I,除了那次uh,was passing out flyer for the blood drive.为献血发传单的时候Anyway,无论如何maybe the fact that we never did talk was也许正是因为我们没讲过话why I had those feelings.我才有了那种感觉Because now,of course,因为现在当然I realize,now that it was a crazy thing我现在明白了到老远从3000公里外过来to do to follow someone追逐一个自己不认识的人I don’t know3,000miles.是一件多么疯狂的事情And I sort of panicked about it,我现在有点慌了but I just wanted you to know但我只想让你知道that I’m past that.我现在没事了And I’m–I’m totally ok with it now.我现在已经不怎么想了I mean it,you know,我是认真的你知道because it’s really not about you so much anymore.因为现在我的状况跟你关系也不大了7I’m here now,you know....我现在在这儿你知道...uh...because...I’m here.因为...我在这儿了So,uh,what are you thinking?你怎么想?I’m–honestly?Honestly?I’m just–我...说实话?说实话?我只是...-I’m just–flattered....-Good-我只是...受宠若惊-很好Flattered.By the whole thing,I’m flattered.I am.对你说的一切我受宠若惊Good.That’s really a perfect,perfect answer.很好这个回答非常非常好Ok,so,uh....can we just be friends?我们能做朋友吗?-Yeah,sure.-Great-可以当然-太好了-Of course.Yeah-Ok-当然是的-好吧Work study,isn’t so bad really.学习工作还是蛮好的I file student applications我申请了招生办公室的工作in the admissions office three hours,一周3次three times a week.一次3小时The one rule,但有一条规定the only real*serious*rule is唯一的需要遵守的规定to respect the confidentiality of the documents.就是要尊重文件档案的机密性Which mean,of course,that I’m not supposed to read意思是当然我不应该看它们them.Ok,well,Dad–all right.爸爸好了I’m sorry.This isn’t about what Uncle Harvey deeply抱歉Harvey叔叔认为我应该做什么feelsI should be doing with my life.和我要怎样没关系吧You know what?你知道吗I have to go.I-I’m going to get off the phone,all我得走了我要挂电话了可以吗?right,you guys?Ok–can I hang up now,please.我可以挂了吗求你了Thanks.Good-bye.谢谢再见-Sorry.Oh God!!-Ah.God.Sorry,-抱歉哦老天!-老天抱歉I didn’t mean to do that.我不是故意的Uh,Felicity,right?I’m Noel.Felicity对吗?我是NoelI’m the R.A.I’m not a stalker.我是宿舍助理不是变态跟踪狂The resident advisor on the floor,这层的宿舍顾问room729,at the end of the hall.住在729号房就住走廊尽头Just,you know,stopping by to say,yo,只是过来打声招呼and welcome and,uh...说声欢迎if there’s anything you ever need,如果你需要什么I’m kinda like the floor shrink.我也可以算作这层的心理辅导员So just,uh,knock.Anytime,ok?敲门就是了随时都可以好吗?Uh,and sorry about the scary part.很抱歉吓到你-That’s ok.-Ok.-没事的-好吧Is now a bad time?现在是不是时候不对?I was consumed by tempation,which–我快经不起诱惑了I-I’ve*never*been consumed by temptation before.我以前从没被什么诱惑过8S01E01And remember the essay question was,还记得那个文章题目吗”What was the event that most changed your life?””是什么改变了你的生活?”right?I mean,记得吗?我是说有一个可以了解这个男孩儿的大好机会so here was this chance to*really*learn a lot about this guy.记得吗?我是说有一个可以了解这个男孩儿的大好机会So,what,you read this college guy,Ben’s application es-say?你看了那个Ben同学的入学申请文章? You photocopied this college guy,Ben’s application es-say.你还影印了一份Is that bad?是不是很不好?Oh,just read it–please.读一下...拜托了”Uh,I never like my older brother.”我从来不喜欢我哥哥He was too well behaved.Too handsome.Too tal-ented.Too much.他行为太得体太帅太有天赋什么都太多了Until I was13,I lived like a cimmerian in perpetual darkenss.我13岁之前都像西米里族人一样住在永久的黑暗里The darkness of Jonathan’s shadow.Jonathan的阴影下In1992...Jonathan died of brain cancer.1992年...Jonathan死于脑癌”Just,uh....skip down to there.跳到那里Uh,”And as I held the college application,”当我填写大学入学申请的时候it occured to me:although it was his dream,脑海里突然出现了这个想法虽然这是他的梦想this was an act that Jonathan had never experienced.但却是Jonathan从未体验过的I had surpassed him simply by surviving.我超越他仅仅是因为我活下来了I was older then my older brother now.我现在比我哥哥年纪大了And there alone,in my room,我一个人在房间里I cried for Jonathan for the first time.第一次为Jonathan哭泣I cried for the lost.为他失去的哭泣I cried for the love I never knew I had.为我从来不知道我还是爱他的而哭泣”Here’s what I need to know.我想要知道的是Is it possible to be just friends with someone.有没有可能跟一个I have these sort of immoderate feelings for,我非常迷恋的人做朋友or am I doomed forever just to be in love,还是我会一直这样下去就想和他做恋人and ultimately,and I think,signifigantly hurt?最终却会严重受伤?Absolutely,you can be friends with Ben.你当然可以和Ben做朋友-Really?-Yeah,because,see your new here-真的吗?-因为你刚来这儿alright,and your emotions are heightened,everything’sheightened..你的情绪很高涨对所有事情感觉都很高涨Everything,everything’s so much higher thenusual,right?都会比平常感觉强烈对吗?So give it a month等一个月and things will normalize,I swear!事情就会步入正轨我发誓!9Ok,trust me.I’m the R.A.相信我我是学生顾问Ok,um,your right.Your right.好吧你说的对你说的对Thank you.Thank you,Noel.谢谢谢谢你NoelYour welcome,Felicity.不客气FelicityI’m making an adjustment to the”George Curve.”我对”George Curve”这个题目作了些调整I’m concened that some of my initial comments.....我想我以前做的一些评论........along the lines of:...那句”no one will fail this course,””没人会挂这科”were taken a little to literally and a little*too*liberally.说的太快也太武断了By many of you–you know who you are–你们大多数人...你们知道自己的水平and now I know who you are.我现在也知道了So,you will see a slight adjustment in today’s assign-所以你们今天的作业有些调整ment.It’s amazing how much a person can change in two一个人在2周之内的变化可以很神奇weeks.Noel was right,I mean,the old me would have neverNoel说的对以前的我不可能been ableto let go of my expectations.没有期待I mean in terms of Ben.我是指对BenWhen he asked me for help他来找我帮忙的时候he wanted to make sure,you know that I was okay with他想先知道我是不是没事了thingsand that I wouldn’t feel weird.是不是不会感到奇怪Which,I thought,was really amazing.我想这真的是很神奇-I cannot live...-So this is what it is–-我不能生存...-所以就是现在这样...we’re becoming friends.我们在做朋友Which I swear to God,I’m totally okay with.Surpris-我发誓我真的不觉得怎样这非常令人惊讶ingly.What do you think she means by that?你觉得她什么意思?Ok,um,we can look at life,as just life.我们审视生活单纯的生活Being alive...就是活着...or maybe she means eternal life.也许她说的是永生Maybe she’s talking about heaven?也许她在讲天堂?Yeah,I think that’s right.I think...I think it’s both.是啊我觉得你说的对我觉得...我觉得两者都有Ok.那好How come you never went to any parties in high你高中怎么没去过派对?school?I.....went to a couple.我....我去过几个Just in case you weren’t there on awards day,尽量避免去那些你可能会被评上个什么的I didn’t exactly win most popular.我可不受欢迎Oh God,you did?Didn’t you.老天你是被评上了?是不是You actually won most popular.你得了最受欢迎奖10S01E01Yeah,well,those things are just stupid.是啊那都是些蠢事Come in.请进Hey.Hey.I got you this.嗨嗨我给你搞了个这个It’s a pocket guide to the subway.是地铁的口袋指南Sort of a survival thing.有了它坐地铁就不用烦了Thanks.You didn’t have to do that,but thanks.谢谢你不用这么做的但还是谢谢Yeah,it was,uh...don’t worry about it.那个...不用客气So....ok...I’ll see ya.好吧...我们回见Well,hey,I know we talked about studying for the re-我们说好了明天下午一起复习view tomorrow afternoon,I can’t.I got classes all day.但不行了我一整天都有课Oh,um...wow..well...the review’s Friday,um..考试是星期五What?Do you want to do it tomorrow night?明天晚上行吗?By the way,have you done the calendar yet or not?顺便说一句你拿到日志了吗?What?什么?Your doing the floor calendar for next month,right?下月是你记日志吧?Right,don’t I have two weeks for that?是的但不是还有2周吗?This is Noel.This is Ben.这是Noel这是Ben-How ya doing?-Good.Thanks.-你怎么样?-很好谢谢Good.很好I’m just making sure you were on top of it.我只想确定下你记得I’m on top of it.我记得-Ok.-Ok-好的-好的All right.好吧-I’m sorry.-”It’s ok.”-抱歉-没关系Tomorrow night,I’m actually..um...I made plans with明天晚上我跟Julie约好了Julie.Uh,this was one was just to bug you.这次只是想逗逗你All right.Okay,my job’s done.Bye-bye.好了搞定了拜拜You know what.Why don’t you,Julie and I all go to-你觉得怎么样你和Julie和我一起gether.Do you think Julie will be okay with that?Julie那儿行吗?Of course.当然You wanna know the scariest thing so far?想知道又有什么吓人的事情发生了吗?I found my roommate doing my laundry.我发现我的室友给我洗衣服Who,the clean freak?谁那个变态洗涮狂?She didn’t think my underwear was clean enough她认为我的内衣不够干净to be in the same room as her underwear.不像同一个屋里她的内衣那么干净I’m applying for a room change.我要申请换房间Hey,so you know Ben from poetry?你知道诗歌课的Ben吗?It’s ok,if he comes along tonight,right?他今晚也来没关系吧?What?怎么?Nothing.没什么You konw,I think I have a handle on it.处理这种事情我有自己的原则On what?什么事情?The Blake poem,our assignment.布莱克的诗我们留的那个作业I-I thought it was tough–but我是觉得它很难但Wait.You said you were desperate though.等等你说你快绝望了Look,seriously,you guys go out.说真的你们去玩吧I don’t want to be a fifth wheel我不想做电灯泡Julie,we’re not going out.Julie我们不是去玩I mean,we’re studying.我们是学习And we all three need to study,right?我们3个都需要学习对吧?What is the deal with you guys?你们俩什么关系?You and Ben–,are you dating or–你和Ben你们是约会还是啥No!Oh,no,we’re just friends.不!不是我们只是朋友I mean,we know each other from high school.我们是高中的时候认识的-Oh.You guys went to the same high school?-Yeah.-哦你们上的同一所高中?-是的’Cause I*really*thought that there was something go-ing on.我真的认为你们俩有事No.没有I just–I didn’t want to be the one on the outside.我只是我不想被晾在一边Of course not.So,will you come,please?当然不会你会来吧拜托了?In his house!?在他家里!?In his house?All of’em,in his house!在他家里?所有人在他家里!Wait.What about the guy,um,who gives his dog abath?等等那那个给狗洗澡的人呢?Right,and to dry it off he places it in the microwave.对的为了弄干狗毛儿他把它放到微波炉里了Yeah,that is the classic one of all time.一直以来这个最经典I heard it was a cat.我听说是猫-No,it was a dog.-Are you sure?-不是狗-你确定?It had to be a dog.一定得是狗So anyway,do we know any others?我们还知道其他的吗?What about the one about the,uh,这个怎么样-couple who go to Vietnam?You know that one?-Your just full of them.-去越南的夫妇?知道这么吗?-看来你知道的不少I got all them all memorized.我全都知道That one.The Vietnam one.That’s horrible.That’sdisgusting.越南的那个太恐怖了太恶心了You don’t know that one.你不知道那个Ok.I’ll be right back.我马上回来Will you get me another drink?帮我再要杯喝的?So I don’t know how your going to feel about this.我不知道你对此会作何感想Feel about what?对什么的感想?Well...What we said the other day about being friends,我们那天的说得要做朋友remember that?I mean,I just wanted–记得吗?我想...did you mean that?You meant what you said?你是认真的吗?是认真的吗?Um.Yeah.I mean...是的我是说of course,I-I did.当然我是认真的Why?What are you....?怎么?你要...?No,it’s just.Um...I’m kinda into Julie.不只是...我有点喜欢Julie And I just wanted to make sure it’s ok.我只想确定你没事Oh,no.哦不-No.Oh!Oh!Oh!-I’m so sorry.-不是哦!哦!哦!-我非常抱歉-I thought that you said that–-Don’t–Don’t–No!I –I–there’s nothing to be sorry about.-我以为你那么说...-不不不别这样不用道歉-I am–actually that’s*really*fine.-Are you sure?-我...我真的没事-你确定? Yeah.Oh,yeah.当然当然Well,what do you think?I mean,I can’t–你怎么想?我是说我说不好...I can’t tell if she likes me or not.我说不好她喜不喜欢我I can’t tell from sitting here if I’m talking too much orwhat?我也不知道我是不是说太多了?Um.I think,uh,that Julie thinks...我觉得Julie认为...you know....你知道....What?什么?That–that your wonderful.你很棒Are you serious?你说真的?Um...hi.Are you Megan?嗨你是Megan吗?Yeah.是Hi.I’m Felicity,your roommate.嗨我是Felicity你的室友-Hello?-Ben?-你好?-Ben吗?No.It’s Sean.不是我是SeanPut Ben on.让Ben接-Hello?-It’s Felicity.Buzz me up.-你好?-是Felicity让我上去-You think we can talk tomorrow?-Ben...no!-明天再讲可以吗?-Ben...不行! How could you write that in my yearbook?你怎么能在我的年鉴上写那种话? What?什么?”I’ve watched you for four years,”我观察了你4年always wondered what you were like.”一直在想你是什么样”You wrote those words to me.你写了这话给我I thought I asked if you were okay with things.我好像问过你是不是没事了I was ok.,but that doesn’t mean you actions don’t have consquences.我是没事了但这不代表你的行为不会造成后果Oh,my actions.What actions are those?哦我的行为我到底干什么了? Oh c’mon.哦拜托Even the slightest behavior means something.即使最细微的举动也有着意义That’s so obvious.It’s like physics...nothing happens without an effect.这很明显就像物理...没什么事情发生却不产生后果Well,I never took physics.我从没学过物理No,don’t say you*never*took physics.不别说你从没学过物理Because that’s what you do.You–你就是这么做的你...You–you play innocent你假装无辜and your charismatic,and you smile还有你的魅力你的笑容and you get away with it,就好像是你无意的一样and you made me fall for you!你因此让我对你着了迷!And this is what’s not fair.And you knew it,and youliked it.不公平的在这儿你知道而且你很高兴What?Do I like that fact that you like me?Yes,of course,I do.什么?我高不高兴你喜欢我?是的我当然高兴When I told you I came here,you said you were flat-tered.我跟你说我来这儿的时候你说你受宠若惊Flattered?No,I was awkward.受宠若惊?不我很尴尬I revealed the little of myself in your yearbook.我把自己的想法写在你的年鉴上And you change your college plans.结果你改变了你的大学计划I mean,what the hell are we talking about here?我们到底在这里讲什么?I know you better then you think I do.我比你想的要了解你-Oh,you do!-Yes.I know all about your brother.-哦是吗!-是的我知道你哥哥的事儿-What?-I read your application essay.-什么?-我读了你的入学申请文章-You read my essay?-Yes!I’ve done one questionably immoral thing in17years–-你读了我的入学申请文章?-是的17年来我就这次不道德了No!No!Wait a second!How did you read my essay?不!不!等一下!你怎么看到我的文章的? How could you lead me on?You made me fall in lovewith you?你怎么能引诱我?你让我爱上了你?You know what!?Your acting crazy!你知道吗!?你像疯了一下!All I did was be nice to you.我只是对你友善I never asked you to come here.That was*your* choice,not mine!我从来没让你来这儿这是你的选择不是我的!How can you think you’re in love with me?你怎么能认为你爱我?You don’t even know me!你甚至不认识我!-Hey.-Hey-嗨-嗨I mean,if you think about the,uh,如果仔细想想advantages and the disadvantages of,uh...在这儿的好处...being here,和坏处pared then taking a semester off and–and goingback to Stanford...上完这个学期再转回斯坦福in the long run–even in the short run–从长远角度甚至是近期来看I’ll be ahead...you know我都会比of the....general,uh,普通人走在前面I mean,s-staying here*really*would cost a fortune.待在这儿要花不少钱And my dad was right,when he said that he worked re-ally hard to keep me我爸爸是对的他说他非常努力的工作from having to pay for college for like a decade after I graduate.好让我在高中毕业后的10年不用为大学学费发愁you know,and,I should take advantage of that.我应该接受。