[《星球大战V》主题曲]
"The Imperial March"
您能行行好把衬衫给关了吗
Would you please turn your shirt off?
那怎么行
What?
我的闪亮出场需要恢宏的背景音乐
I'm giving myself dramatic entrance music.
这样人们才会崇拜并畏惧我
People will know I'm awesome and to be feared.
确实
Right.
世上最惊悚的事莫过于
There's nothing more awesome and frightening than a man 有音乐从一个男人的咪咪间喷薄而出
who's got music blasting from between his nipples.
斯图亚特忙啥呢
Hey,Stuart,what's going on?
你可能需要在谷歌日历上记下了
Well,you might want to mark your Google calendars.
斯坦·李周四来这里开签名会
Stan Lee is coming to do a signing on Thursday.
他的自传出续集了吗
Did he finally write a sequel to his autobiography?
我就知道80来岁的人照样老当益壮
I'm sure ages79through87were just action-packed.
没就是普通的漫画签名罢了
No,just a regular comic signing.
我叔叔是他的皮肤科医生
My uncle is his dermatologist
斯坦·李因此卖个面子给他
and Stan's doing him a favor.
你告诉我这些干嘛啊你
Oh,I don't want to know that!
这下好了我怎么可能一边和斯坦·李讨论
How can I possibly discuss with Stan Lee
用银质冲浪板
the scientific foundations for interstellar flight
来星际飞行的科学依据
on a silver surfboard
一边逐行扫描他的脸
when part of my brain will be scanning his face
以寻找皮肤传染病的蛛丝马迹
for signs of contagious skin disease?
斯坦·李没有皮肤传染病
Stan Lee does not have a contagious skin disease.
一边去你又不是斯图亚特的叔叔
Well,look who thinks he's Stuart's uncle now.
难以置信我们要见到斯坦·李了
Can't believe it.We're going to meet Stan Lee!
[《变形金刚》中大黄蜂播放过的歌曲]
"I'm So Excited"
我错了我不该教他跳这舞的
I'm sad to say I taught him those moves.
我实在无法取舍
I can't decicide
究竟让斯坦·李把名字签在
whether I want Stan Lee to autograph
托尔第一次出场的《神秘之旅》83期上
my Journey into Mystery83,first appearance of Thor
还是签在《神奇四侠》第五本上
or my Fantastic Four number five,
死亡博士的处女秀
first appearance of Dr.Doom.
[Jeopardy智力竞赛节目思考时的音乐节目的主题曲] (Jeopardy theme song playing)
阿莱克斯(Jeopardy的主持)我选的答案是
Alex,I'm going to go with what is...
你是个傻帽
you're a dumbass?
我决定让斯坦·李把名签在
I've decided I'm going to have Mr.Lee sign my copy
这个月的《蝙蝠侠》上
of this month's Batman.
有病吧你
That's crazy.
蝙蝠侠又不是斯坦·李的作品[竞争对手]
Stan Lee had nothing to do with Batman.
对啊所以其他人不会让他签这个
Yes,which is why no one else will ask him to sign one,
于是我就会拥有一件
and I will be the possessor of
虽然怪异但独一无二的稀世珍宝
a unique,albeit confusing,artifact,
我从此就和那群芸芸
which will set me apart
漫画迷不再是一个级别的了
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