别手贱,有女朋友的勿进(18岁以下勿进)2011.10.27

10 Ways You Should Never Test Your Boyfriend's Love男人有些天性与原则，是妳怎样都无法理解的，这些原则与「爱妳与否」，没有任何绝对的关系存在，但不小心碰触了，却只会带给妳满身伤害。

一次、两次，或许还在容忍范围内，但妳总该知道放羊的孩子的悲惨下场吧！面对以下这10种情形，劝妳还是摸摸鼻子，想想自己如何解决比较快；纵使他任何一样都达不到，也别怀疑他对妳的爱意。

当然妳还可以抱持一个乐观的态度，如果他竟然可以非常乐意的照单全收，那妳真是遇见一个难得的好男人啦！禁忌一：丢掉他的A书与A片妳也许会这么想：「拜托，他都已经有我了，难道我的魅力还不够满足他吗？」那么妳就犯了一个很基本的错误：比较」；妳在与一个根本不能相提并论的对手做比较。

A片与A书，不过是男人们排解无聊时光的一项工具，同时也用来满足不能大声疾呼出的偶像崇拜心理。

这种情形就像他对妳崇拜金城武、梁朝伟等人，竟然发出严重的警告一般，只会让妳觉得莫名其妙。

所以千万不要忽视，A V女优在男人心目中的崇高形象。

而且妳大可放心的是，就算他疯狂迷恋到某个程度，也不过是花钱收购A V女优的写真集与A片罢了。

除非他有计划的飞到日本或欧美找女主角「满足」他，那妳就要考虑先离开他了。

解决方法--那就帮他下载超多a 片禁忌二：拿他的车开玩笑男人对车的爱恋，甚至可以用「小老婆」来称呼，但妳总不能傻傻的与一辆车吃醋吧！这样太没有女人的格调了。

因此纵使妳有着满腹的牢骚，也请不要拿他的车子开玩笑。

例如不要在吵架时高呼「我重要还是车子重要」？也别尝试在「绑架」他的汽车后，对他频频催妳将车还他感到生气；更不要自以为有趣地打电话谎称：「你的车出了一点意外」，还在他气急败坏感到时对他说「Surprise」，下场绝对难堪。

解决方法--带他的小老婆去洗澡禁忌三：放上有你俩亲密照片的计算机桌面计算机那小小的四方屏幕，是他通往未知世界的小小窗口，还是饶了他，让他享有一丁点的自由吧！尽管你们的爱情坚贞，但是否换成你俩亲昵的合照，不妨尊重他的小小权力，毕竟就算妳争取成功，他大可用满版窗口遮住，争取失败，对妳的权威则是一大伤害。

那些男生和女生的秘密，未成年禁止进入　1。

80%的男生都幻想过被爆菊的感觉 2。

男生经常用剪刀箭下面的毛，而且长毛时很痒 3。

男生做春梦是和不认识的女生，撸管是幻想认识的女生或者明星 4。

在路上，男生经常偷偷看路人的胸，或者是跟在女生后面看女生的屁股 5。

男生都有去女厕所的冲动 6。

男生都有幻想和老师××的经历，是男生都有 7。

大多数情况下，男生洗澡时喜欢撸管 8。

看到自己的兄弟有了新的兄弟，会很伤心 9。

如果男生极力夸一个女生，那么一定是喜欢这个女生 10。

如果晚上女生邀请男生出来，男生一定会出门前梳头，然后自恋的照镜子 11。

大多数男生在街上走路时会注意穿超短裙的女生，然后幻想有一阵风吹过 （台风） 12。

男生耳朵很灵敏，在家偷偷看岛国片时，如果父母突然回来，男生能根据脚步声马上关闭窗口 13。

女生们，如果男生在你面前突然很奇怪，别生气，他爱上你了。

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女生莫害羞，如果你来了大姨妈，男生一眼就能看出来。

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男生走到路上，前方是女神，男生往往不会追上去，因为害羞，最普遍的做法是默默跟在女生后面。

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男生发了短信给女神，会默默拿着手机等，如果等了很久还没收到回复，、管路敷设技术通过管线敷设技术，不仅可以解决吊顶层配置不规范问题，而且可保障各类管路习题到位。

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婚外情什麽是婚外情？婚外情最簡單的解釋，就是已婚的任一方，背叛對方，與第三者發生了暧昧關系。

這種暧昧關系，通常是指肉體關系而言。

但是有很多人把精神戀愛，也包括在内。

我個人覺得，如果夫妻雙方，任何一方在外偷吃，無論是肉體上或精神上的，或兩者皆有，都應該算是婚外情。

如果有人問我：“你對婚外情有什看法？”我會這樣告訴他：“我不贊成婚外情！但在今天這樣的社會，有時想要避免，也避免不了。

”尤其是住在城市裏的人，男女之間的接觸實在太容易，而且太頻繁，有人會因事出有因，或爲情所逼，或經不起情欲的誘惑，不知不覺就堕入了那情欲之中。

因爲人終久是人，人是有血有肉、有情有欲的動物，一時把持不住，便會堕入其中！所以婚外情，雖然它是傷鳳敗俗、破壞别人家庭、違法亂紀之事，但有時候，有些情況，有些人卻真的是無法自我控制。

由此你不難推想到，古代的那種奉父母之命，媒妁之言的婚姻，爲什麽會很少有婚外情的事故發生，就是因爲那個時候的女人，輕易不得在外面抛頭露面，以緻沒有接觸男人的機會，更何況還有男女授受不親的傳統觀念在約束，因此想要偷吃，門都沒有！其次就是那個時候有錢有勢的男人，家中都早已是妻妾成群，還用得着要到外面去偷吃嗎？！很早就聽人家說，現代男士有所謂“七年之癢”，但是如今有很多己婚男士，那裏要等七年才癢，恐怕婚後要不了七天，就癢起來了。

又古代有所謂“紅杏出牆”之說，雖然真正發生，少之又少，但現今的“紅杏出牆”，卻是多得不可勝數。

這也可能是由于現今男女社交公開，思想開放，彼此接觸的機會多了，有以緻之！還有一句老的話說，“家花那有野花香？”所以“路邊的野花不要采”，試問幾個人能做得到！所以我認爲“婚外情”，在今天來說，雖然婚外情的案例，多得不可勝數，但有些時候，有些人還隻是偷偷摸摸在做，那是因爲他們對法律和輿論，還是有所顧忌，有所畏懼。

尤其是那些有頭有臉的社會聞達，學者專家之流的，爲了他們的政治前途，事業等前途，或爲了他們的社會觀感、商業利益等等，而有所顧忌，不敢明目張膽的胡作非爲。

声明：如果你是女人，勿入！勿看！但如果你来了的话，请你客观地看完以下的观点（客观点）我并不是侮辱女性，只是想对某些好男人公平点，不希望这些好男人生活在欺骗中！男性朋友该注意的地方1.双方第一次接吻的时候,如果她的舌头,像只小眼镜蛇般的在你的口腔内乱吐蛇信,那么,请你注意了！2.第一次摸到女方的咪咪时,如果咪咪头表面积像颗掉在地上三天三夜的小莲雾,那么,请你注意了！如果咪咪头的色泽像颗泡烂的大黑枣,那么,你更该注意了！3.第一次把手伸到女方小裤裤里面探险的时候,请先顺道摸摸对方的小腹,用你的手掌的触感,先感受一下有没有来路不明的疤痕跟皱纹,如果有,那么请你注意了;然后接下来,用你的中指探一探对方的羊肠小径,重点部位的小阴蠢如果大剌剌的…暴露‟在大阴蠢的外面的话,那么,你更该注意了！另外,你的无名指也别闲着,抠抠她的肛门位置,如果有粗糙的外凸瘜肉,那么你这时就该小心了！她极可能连菊花都不是在室的...4.第一次双方裸裎相见的时候,千万别关灯！仔细瞧瞧别害羞,可以的话先从口交开始,总之就是摸底探路,丑话说在前头,别给对方呼弄你的机会...5.处女膜绝对不是你们想的那样,它不是一张所谓的薄膜﹝纸﹞,事实上,它是一层厚厚的…皮肤‟或者说是一层厚实的…肉‟,极有韧性和弹性,不是你想像般的易于穿透和撕裂,别忘了,它同时被2片紧密的小阴唇和肥嫩的大阴唇保护着,上帝之所以创造人;人之所以被创造,自从地球诞生以来,咱们人类,也不间断的演化进化几亿几万年至今了,人体生理上的器官结构,自有它存在的理由...6.有些女人心机特别重,平时,她会百般婉拒你的…进一步‟要求,直到她MC来潮的前几天或是后几天,她会在那几天…突然‟接受你的要求,这时,你可千万别高兴的太早！要小心！为什么？你如果还会问我为什么,那么,表示你在情欲的道路上还是个懵懂无知的新手....简单的说,就是以假乱真；以真做假...让你误以为她的经血就是…处女血‟...如果你的女人告诉你,她的处女膜是被桌脚撞破了？那么,你可以叫她去撞墙死了算！这还不算扯蛋,我听过作体操﹝我的天,你真的可以出国比赛了﹞、爬树﹝哩吗帮帮忙,爬树又不是干树,你以为是ALUBA喔？！﹞、跌倒﹝天啊！你扯谎功力也太差、太不专业了吧？...不过,由此可见,她的MM还不算太残,你的绿帽应该不会超过2位数﹞、跳水﹝这个最扯！Hollywood电影看太多了吧？﹞、骑单车﹝哩嘛好啊,你骑脚踏车时,屁股方向是瞄准单车把手喔？﹞...太多鬼扯蛋,敲都敲不完！只要能让你相信,什么老掉牙的鬼话她都能翻出来骗你！说真的,其实许多女人,一次也没有亲眼看过她自己的处女膜！她跟你一样迷惘,被逼急、激怒、恼羞成怒了之后,顶多只会拿些坊间的…两性专栏虎烂专家‟的话来搪塞唬你,处女膜真的很有弹性、韧性的,就以我来说吧,我的小老弟长度也不过17cm,直径大概4~5cm,不算大吧？可我要…进入‟女友僵直发抖的身体,还得大费周章,花了一段好长的时间,才冲破那道…天然屏障‟,我的感觉跟我那位女友一样→痛！真痛！真是痛快！只是没她那么痛,她痛的快昏死过去,而我,痛快的快晕死过去,实在是…咬‟的太紧,包的太爽...请注意喔！是小阴唇、大阴唇同时紧咬着小老弟！完完全全被包覆,扎扎实实不留一丝一毫的空隙！抽插过程之中,只要一推进,她就哀嚎,似乎有千层障碍阻挡X头的去路,每前进一丝,就能清楚感受到那层层路障,只要缓缓抽出,她就屏息抽蓄,似乎有千条钢索拉住X茎的归路,每后退一毫,就能清析感受到被处女幽径潮湿又密实的挽留,...痛,痛啊！痛的好舒坦好舒爽....,我想,所谓“欲仙欲死”这四个字大概除了吸毒之外,就是用来描绘此情此景吧？说真的,碰到货真价实、不折不扣,因稀而贵、因爱而性的处女时,男人的小老弟真的会痛,又酸又痛又热又湿又紧又爽又苏麻....,真笔墨难以形容之！我天生就不是快枪手,就算,青涩年少时代的第一次也是如此,所以,我的女人们并不是每个都能因此而受惠,因此而享乐...除了必备的必杀床技之外,力道拿捏和时间掌握也是很重要,尤其是那种初尝情欲的女子。

两性关系句句经典——十八岁下以儿童禁止偷看1、男人第一次和女人上床很难，以后越来越容易；女人第一次和男人上床很容易，以后越来越难。

2、男人赚钱后想和老婆离婚，男人赚不到钱老婆想和他离婚。

3、“你还爱我吗”这句话女人会在第一次和男人接吻、第一次被男人抚摸、第一次和男人上床、男人赚到第一笔钱的时候各问若干次。

4、“你还爱我吗”这句话男人一般会在第一次接吻未遂、第一抚摸对方未遂、第一次和对方上床未遂、事业进入低谷时各问若干次。

5、结婚前男人借钱也要让女人吃好，结婚后女人借钱也要让男人吃好。

6、男人有外遇体现在工作越来越忙，女人有外遇体现在做的菜越来越咸。

7、女人对你说“讨厌”的时候表明她喜欢你，男人对你说“讨厌”的时候他是真的讨厌你。

8、传统的男人结婚前很清纯，结婚后开始乱搞；现代的男人结婚前乱搞，结婚后变得老实。

9、传统的女人生孩子前很老实，生完孩子开始想入非非，现代的女人生孩子前想入非非，生完孩子后变得老实。

10、家里没钱的时候男人喜欢记帐，家里有钱的时候女人喜欢记帐。

11、男人和老婆的关系再差，他和岳母的关系也是好的；女人和老公的关系再好，她和婆婆的关系也是差的。

12、男人没赚到钱时女人着急，男人赚到钱时女人后悔。

13、男人把女朋友托付给自己的哥们照顾，最后女朋友成了哥们的老婆，哥们照当；女人把男朋友托付给姐们照顾，结果姐们成了男朋友的老婆，姐们也当不成了。

14、男人自慰的时候想的一定不是自己的老婆，女人则是想自己的老公。

15、失败的男人喜欢和别人比老婆，成功的女人喜欢和别人比老公。

16、男人违章停车被罚款会和警察吵一架，女人在一边劝；女人违章停车被罚款会和身边的男人吵一架，警察在一边劝。

17、男人最大的烦恼是债主，女人最大的烦恼是情人。

18、男人最喜欢买而又最无用的东西是笔记本电脑，女人最喜欢买而又最无用的东西是鞋子。

19、男人善于发现老婆的缺点，女人善于发现老公的优点。

20、男人有外遇是因为冲动，女人有外遇是因为无聊。

我的初吻是在初三的冬天，我和同班女生在河边，冻的我瑟瑟发抖鼻涕都溜达出来了，我不由自主的吻了她，美妙的时刻呀，我却发现我把鼻涕抹到了她的脸上。

，没办法急中生智，接着吻她的脸，都给舔干净了好郁闷呀！突然想起初中时我们班有一个可爱的小女孩叫王日菊，不知道她现在的男朋友搂着她的时候会有什么感慨，前提是她老公像QB上的各位一样xe。

同寝室一位仁兄，特别花，女朋友无数，一天晚上问他：“你为什么这么喜欢女人？”“我从小缺乏母爱，父母总不再身边”“那你缺乏父爱了咋办？”此人说出了遗憾终生的话“我有你们”从此以后，此人在我们寝室得到莫大的关爱暑假被女朋友喊去她家打游戏说她老爸去上班了.然后打着打着就打到她房间爱爱了.... 完事因为没用TT就射肚子上了.她裹着个毛巾被去洗澡了.洗好了我也去冲冲.本来就是夏天我直接光光的跑去浴室.而且她家从房间去浴室非得经过客厅.然后杯具发生了.我洗完后一丝不挂的慢悠悠的从浴室走向她房间.突然大门被人打开了.她爸爸拿着钥匙看着我.当时我们相隔不过六七米!我下意识的挡住DD说了声叔叔好就冲进女朋友房间穿好衣服就跳窗了.幸好她家住二楼.....刚才看到那个出租屋被盗的，我也发一个吧有一年的春节，我租的屋子也被盗了，小偷拿走了我的笔记本电脑、手机还有钱包。

强悍的是，他还在书架上找到了我笔记本电脑的外置光驱。

早上我起床的时候，发现我的钱包摆在客厅的桌子上，里面所有的银行卡、身份证、名片都整整齐齐的叠在一起，上面还放着我手机的SIM卡。

更杯具的是，他还吃了我放在客厅桌子上面的豆浆和烧饼，那是我第二天的早饭。

偶讲的以下绝对真实,我一哥们爷爷去年逝世了，我去参加葬礼哦，一群人围在那里不知道干什么,只见一个人被打趴下了，我问哥们怎么回事,问完二话没说我又上去揍了那趴在地上的人,想知道为什么吗?TMD那人是哥们家请的乐队主唱,他第一首歌就是好日子今天，我在开车时，测速电子眼闪了我一下。

我绝对没有超速，于是我又回去以更慢的速度经过那个电子眼，它又闪了。

成人之间的爆笑笑话，不怕怀孕的来吧...1、把一个小女孩推倒，她如果说：“好痛哦~~”那就是幼女；如果她惊恐的说：“你想干什么！？”那才是萝莉。

2、今天看到一大学为防止学生翻栅栏在栅栏上贴一标语:男生翻变女生，女生翻变女人！（感谢网友waw1432404提供分享，哥们你真是太匿名了，只好用你的邮箱号了！）3、一日，听到朋友与其妹吵架，其妹：“你给我滚！”朋友：“好，滚远了，你别叫我回来！”其妹：“又没叫你直线滚，叫你来回滚！”来回滚。

4、妻子：“我们以后生三个孩子吧。

”丈夫：“唉，两个就足够了。

”妻子：“三个！”丈夫：“不行，两个！”妻子：“我说三个就三个！”丈夫：“生完第二个我就结扎！”妻子：“好吧，希望你同样爱第三个孩子。

”5、“我饱啦~”“你闻这牛排多香”“那…再来块”半小时后。

“冰淇淋来咯~”“这么大桶~你不怕我长肉吗~”“傻孩子~你多胖我都喜欢”两小时后。

“宝贝~吃宵夜啦”“可是我不饿耶~”“巧克力火锅哦”“好吧…”半年后，他开车载她到深山，把她踹下车，她胖得追不上他，他从此彻底甩掉她。

6、一个忠诚的党员死了，上帝不愿意在天堂接受无神论者的灵魂，于是把他送到地狱。

一个月后，阎王大汗淋漓跑来说：“你赶紧把那人带走吧，他差不多把我所有小鬼都发展成了少先队员！”上帝就接受了，又过了一月，阎王幸灾乐祸地问上帝：“那党员怎样了？”上帝说：“首先，请叫我同志……”7、儿子对父亲说：“爸爸，我们学校成立了一个乐队，我想去参加，学校还说乐器要自己带。

”父亲盯了儿子半天，递过一根筷子说：“孩子,咱家穷,你能不能争取去当指挥?”8、我本以为中西结合体的巅峰之作是“但使龙城飞将在，Come on baby don't be shy”，但当看到黄河之水天上来，Can you feel the love tonight”和“雕栏玉砌应犹在，baby baby one more time”之后，我只能给跪了。

Yo, not gonna lie.这声音This sound......让我马上就硬了...gets me hard as a fucking rock.但我不想太快完事But I don't like to go too fast right off the bat.我想按自己的节奏来慢慢地温柔地进入状态I'd rather work my way into it, nice and easy.所以我先看些图片So I'll start off with some stills.然后一旦进入了状态Then, once I'm getting into it,我会找部片I start looking for a video.找到合适的黄♥片♥前我都不会碰我的老二I never actually touch my cock till I find the right clip.然后一旦找到了...Then, once I do.....开工...goodbye.接下来几分钟一切烦心事都烟消云散For the next few minutes, all the bullshit fades away,全世界只剩下奶♥子♥...and the only thing in the world is those tits......和屁♥股♥......that ass......吹♥箫♥ 骑乘式...the blowjob, the cowboy,后入式颜♥射♥ 就是这样the doggy, the moneyshot, and that's it.我什么都不用说I don't gotta say anything,什么都不用做I don't gotta do anything.一心撸死自己I just fucking lose myself.生活中我在意的事不多There's only a few things I really care about in life.身子吸尘器...my pad...车子...my ride...还有家人...my family...阿门Amen.教堂...my church...哥们...my boys...马子...my girls...还有黄♥片♥...and my porn.我知道最后一项听起来有点奇怪I know that last one sounds weird,但我是实话实说but I'm just being honest.没什么能比得上黄♥片♥ 真妞都不行Nothing else does it for me the same way. Not even real pussy. 而且我也不缺妞And, yo, I get plenty of that.要不你以为为什么哥们都叫我大唐Why you think my boys call me The Don?-小璜 -唐璜最近怎么样伙计- Jonny-Boy! - Don Jon, what's good, baby?-怎么了我很好 -你很好- What up? I'm all right. - You good?璜璜看着我你真没事吗Jonny, look at me. Everything good with you?-这家伙怎么了 -过来你个禽兽- What's the matter with this guy? - Come here, you animal! -别趴我身上 -说实在的那个紫衣服- Get the fuck off of me! - Real talk, real talk. Purple.-不赖 -那可不止是"不赖"- That's not bad. - It's better than "Not bad."-你没看到她转身 -你说她有7分吗- You ain't see her turn around. - You calling her a seven?-8分绝对有8分 -没有8分- An eight. At least an eight. - That is not an eight.她的脸是不错脸也许可以打8分She's cute in the face, you can maybe call the face an eight,胸只有4分tits are a four.对但是那屁♥股♥ 兄弟Yeah, but the butt, man,天臀下凡it's exceptional.我跟你说这才是重点I'm telling you. It changes everything.-我去 -什么- Shit! - What?亮片女别看别看Sequins. Don't look. Don't look.什么那是谁What? Who is that?-你不记得她了 -她走过来了- You don't remember her? - She's coming over here.因为你直直盯着她'Cause you're staring right at her.看看这是谁啊Look who the fuck it is.-最近还好吗 -怎么不给我回电♥话♥- How you doing? - Why didn't you call me back?别这样都是成年人了Come on. You're a grown woman.你觉得我会给你回电♥话♥吗Did you think I was gonna call you back?你就是个可怜虫居然每周都换妹子You're pathetic, you know that? Every week you got a new bitch. 那为什么还跟我回家Then why'd you come home with me?去你♥妈♥的♥Fuck you!-8分 -不她可以打9分- Eight. - No, that might be a nine.-你搞笑吧也就7分 -你疯了吧- You shitting me? That's a seven. - You're out of your mind!我打8分你的记录没受影响淡定I gave you the eight, your record's intact. Chill out.你听到她说什么了吗打了电♥话♥就没救了You heard what she said? Everyone knows about the streak. -你是个变♥态♥ 知道吗 -不知道- You're sick. You know that? - I don't know-我有什么毛病 -我的...天- what's wrong with me. - Oh, my... damn!-怎么了怎么了在哪里 -红色- What? What? Where? - Red.-我的神她是满分 -绝对是10分- Holy shit! That's a dime. - That is a dime.她是很辣不过打不了满分Nah, she's hot, but it's not a dime.我都不跟这样的金发美女上♥床♥的I don't even mess with blondes like that,不过她绝对是10分but that there is a dime!-没错 -我不知道也许她是个- Fuck yeah. - I don't know, there might be-大松货 -我觉得不是- some lasagna up in there. - I don't think so.绝对不是看得出来她紧得很Definitely not. She keep her shit tight, you can tell.-我不知道 -看他喜欢平胸女- No. I don't know. - See, he likes that skinny shit.他就喜欢平胸时尚男人婆类型的He likes that skinny, high-fashion, looks-like-a-boy shit.-操 -承认吧- Fuck you! - Admit it!他说的也对兄弟你确实He's kind of right, man, you do.我不喜欢一手握不下的奶♥子♥I don't like more than a handful of titty.不不不正好一手握住No, no, no, no, no. No. A nice handful,我爱死了可要是再大一点呢噢不I love it, but more than that, it's like no!我就开始联想到妈妈之类的人了Shit starts to remind me of my mom or something.-我的天 -你妈妈确实胸挺大- Jesus Christ. - Your mom do got some big-ass titties.-不准说我妈 -你先提你妈妈的- Don't talk about my mother. - You brought up your mother. 你要是不喜欢你就有问题If you don't like that, there's something wrong with you.我没说我不喜欢我是说打不了10分I didn't say I didn't like it. I said it's not a dime.-才不是 -至少她比你高- That's incorrect. - She's taller than you anyway.-操璜璜 -我要上她真的- Fuck you, Jonny. - I'm playing, come on.你要去泡她吗You gonna get that?我要一杯蔓越伏特加Let me get a vodka-cranberry.-璜璜 -小萨米最近怎么样- Jonny! - Sammy-boy, how you doing?-你还好吗 -我要法国灰雁和汽水- You good? - Let me get a Grey Goose and soda.你凭什么觉得可以这么干的What makes you think you could do that?干什么Do what?-滚出去 -你要去别的地方吗- Get the fuck out of here. - You wanna go somewhere?-操 -你要操♥我♥吗- Fuck you. - You wanna fuck me?-这是你吻我的原因吗 -我没吻你- Is that why you kissed me? - I didn't kiss you.你吻了Yeah, you did.停下我说真的停下Stop it, I mean it. Stop it.来嘛我给你买♥♥杯饮料还早呢Come on. Let me buy you a drink. It's early.-你要去哪 -我告诉过你我去哪了- Where you going? - I told you where I was going.别走等等Come on! Wait a minute!妈的Shit!那个戴头巾的Yo. Headband.不我不知道Nah, I don't know.看我说的就是这个See? This is what I'm saying.真的妞是不错但是呢Real pussy's all good. But I'm sorry.还是黄♥片♥比较棒It's not as good as porn.奶♥子♥Tits?很棒Great.屁♥股♥呢Ass?很棒Great.口♥活♥呢Blowjob?当然一定爽爆了前提是她愿意Sure, it's fucking fantastic in person... if she'll do it.不过现实中一分耕耘一分收获But in real life, if you wanna get head, you gotta give head. 低一点太低了Lower. Not that low!我知道有些男人喜欢下面吃I know, some guys love eating pussy,不过说实话but the thing about those guys is,他们都疯了别会错意they're fucking crazy. Don't get me wrong,我喜欢看别人下面吃I like a good pussy-eating clip.但是真的下面一点都不好吃But, from down here, there's nothing good about this.而且就算她终于And if she does finally决定来给你吹一发decide to do you the big favor......也他妈一下就完事了...she's in a fucking hurry.在现实中做♥爱♥Now, when it comes to the actual fucking...首先安全套很糟糕就是糟糕First of all, condoms are terrible. They just are.但你必须得戴因为不像黄♥片♥But you gotta wear one, 'cause, unlike porn,真的妞能折磨死你real pussy can kill you.第二传教士体♥位♥Second of all, missionary is the worst position是最不爽的in all of fucking.胸摊平了看不见屁♥股♥The tits lie flat, you can't see her ass,也摸不到屁♥股♥ 因为她躺着呢you can't touch her ass, 'cause she's lying on her back.她们也不让你从后做They won't let you do it from behind,因为她们想看着你'cause they wanna look at you.而且基本上都是我在忙活And basically it's on me to do all the work.颜♥射♥ 没可能现实中不可能的Moneyshot? No. There is no real-life moneyshot.妞们都不允许颜♥射♥Real girls won't do that shit.你只能射在套里面You just gotta cum into the fucking condom.所有你说说看哪个更好So, you tell me, which looks better?这个This?还是这个Or this?老天你是傻♥逼♥吗你个傻♥逼♥ Jesus! What are you fucking retarded?! You're fucking retarded! 你就是个开傻♥逼♥车的傻♥逼♥ You're a retarded person and you're driving a fucking car!以圣父圣子和圣灵之名阿门In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen.阿门上帝保佑你我的孩子Amen. Bless you, my son.原谅我神父我犯下了罪孽Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.距离上次告解已经过去了一周It has been one week since my last confession.告诉我你的罪孽Tell me your sins.上周日之后我有过两次Since last Sunday, I had sexual relations未婚性行为我还看了色情片out of wedlock two times. I also watched自♥慰♥了17次pornographic videos and masturbated 17 times.这就是我所有的罪对不起For these and all the sins of my life, I am sorry.十遍天主经十遍圣母经Ten Lord's Prayers and ten Hail Marys.谢谢你神父Thank you, Father.通过教会Through the ministry of the Church,愿主宽恕你赐予你宁静may God give you pardon and peace,我以圣父圣子圣灵之名and I absolve you from your sins in赦免你的罪the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.阿门Amen.狗屎狗屎你看到了吗Bullshit! Bullshit! Did you see that?这他妈就是坨狗屎That was fucking bullshit. Bad call.-操♥他♥妈♥的耶稣基♥督♥ -璜- Jesus fucking Christ! - Jon!狗屎你看到了吗Fucking bullshit. Did you see that?没看到怎么了I didn't see. What happened?他们会回放的最好给我回放一次They'll do a replay. They better do a fucking replay.除非他们不想Unless they just don't我们再看一次那球有多蠢want us to see how bad that fucking call was.为什么不买♥♥那种可以暂停的...Why don't you get the thing where you can pause...混♥蛋♥ 什么时候回放啊Assholes, where's the replay?!爸爸有种装置可以暂停节目Dad, there's a thing you can pause-并倒回去 -你在说什么- and rewind. - What are you talking about?是数字电视你可以倒回去看It's digital. You just rewind and watch it.-我不想录下来 -我知道你不想录- I'm not taping this. - I know you're not taping it.不是吧真♥他♥妈♥没回放吗Are you people serious, no fucking replay?!-我说的不是录像机 -我他妈哪知道- I'm not talking about a VCR. - How do I know what the fuck -你在说什么 -我也不知道我以为- you're talking about? - I don't know, I guess 'cause美国人十有八♥九♥都听过数字录像most American people have heard of TiVo.大部分人都会关心一下身边的事情Most people that pay attention to the world around them! 就是这个给我闭嘴见鬼Here it is. Shut up already, finally. Shit!-你真没听过吗 -好球- You seriously never heard of that? - Yes!我听过操♥他♥妈♥个耶稣...I've heard of it, Jesus fucking...看他的脚踩线了看看啊There! Look, his foot's on the line! Look at that bullshit!璜别爆粗口了Jon! All right already!那如果你听过数字录像So if you've heard of it,-你说是那是什么 -你看到了吗- what is it? - Did you see that?我在问你问题I'm asking you a question.就是个他妈的...It's a fucking thing...等等你看到了吗Wait a minute. Did you see that?问你呢看到了吗I'm asking you. Did you?没我没看电视Nah, I didn't see it.为什么不看你♥他♥妈♥到底出什么问题了Why not?! What the fuck's the matter with you?我说叫你看电视我对着你说的I said look at this play, I said it right to you!我要你♥他♥妈♥的做件不能再简单的事I ask you to do the easiest fucking thing,你都搞不定and you can't do it!至少我知道数字录像是什么At least I know what a TiVo is.我知道数字录像他妈的是什么I know what a fucking TiVo is!你想买♥♥数字录像吗你是这个意思吗You want a TiVo? Is that what you're saying?-我会爱死数字录像的 -你爱谁- I would love a fucking TiVo. - Who do you love?他爱数字录像He loves TiVo.他肯定不爱橄榄球我们都清楚He sure as shit don't love football. We know that.总有一天我会坐在这里One of these days, I'm gonna sit开始吃饭而你会说down here and start eating, and you're gonna say,-"妈我找到我的她了" -妈- "Mom, I found her." - Ma!总有一天会的One of these days.圣母玛利亚上帝之母Holy Mary... Mother of God...求妳现在和我们临终时...pray for us now...为我们罪人祈求天主...and at the hour of death...阿门Amen.圣母经充满荣光Hail Mary... full of grace...好吧我承认黄♥片♥也有些缺点All right, I'll admit, there are some down sides.比如说你找到一部超棒的片Like there's the times you find a great clip,女♥优♥也火♥辣♥with a hot chick.等到你要♥射♥了♥ 镜头却转向男优And right when you're starting to cum, it shows the guy. 操该死Fuck! Goddamn it!这怪不了谁真的It's no one's fault, really,但还是烂透了所以..but it still sucks. So...另外现在选择面Also, nowadays you got so much太广了好长时间才能to choose from, finding just the right clip找到一部对胃口的黄♥片♥can take a lot of time.而我的时间很宝贵And my time is precious to me.我有很多破事要做所以...Yeah, I got shit to do. So...再就是有时候And, every once in a while,你找的片堪称完美那也很让人沮丧you find a clip that's so good, it's fucking depressing.你要开始想And you're thinking to yourself,怎么现实中就没这种妞呢why can't real pussy be like this?一直以来我都在泡妞You know, I smash new girls all the fucking time,而且都是8分和8分以上的always an eight or better,但还是比不上片里的女♥优♥and it's still never this good.到底是怎么回事呢What am I doing wrong?也许该尝试点新花样了所以...Maybe it's time to try something new. So...-你记得上周那个10分妞吗 -我去- Yo, you remember that dime from last week? - Oh, shit. 穿裙子的金发妞吗The blonde in the dress?她正点爆了兄弟你上了她吗She was insane, bro. You hit that?没有你♥他♥妈♥喝醉了No, I didn't, you fucking alcoholic,她走之后我看到你了I saw you after she left.-我♥操♥ 璜璜 -我以为你成功了呢- Fuck you, Jonny! - I thought you made that happen.-我去找别的妞了 -是你的作风- I threw it to this other random. - Typical.-说不准有8到9分 -6到7分- Probably an eight or nine. - Six or seven.他妈的闭嘴你带谁回去了Shut the fuck up! Who'd you take home, huh?2到3分的只有那种没追求的Twos and threes, baby. I'm telling you, twos and threes 2到3分的女人are some open-minded ladies.-我想找到那个妞 -你知道她名字吗- I wanna find that girl. - You get her name?-名字 -姓什么叫什么- Her name? - First and last name.我想知道她的名字姓什么叫什么I'm looking for her name, first and last name.抱歉我不知道你猜谁会知道Shit, I don't know. You know who would?-芭芭拉·舒格曼 -舒格曼- Barbara Sugarman. - Sugarman?谢了兄弟Thanks, bro.-叫什么来着 -芭芭拉·舒格曼- OK, what was it again? - Barbara Sugarman.-看到她了吗 -没- You see her anywhere? - No.-我去 -你是她吗- Oh, shit! - That's her?-绝对是她 -找到你了小妞- That's definitely her. - Oh! Got you, bitch!你要说什么你得搭个讪吧What you wanna say? You gotta say something.是吗Really?这种美女的好友请求一打一打的A girl that bad gets mad friend requests.-操 -约她吃晚餐吧或者午餐- Fuck! - I think it's dinner. Maybe even lunch.也许你得带她去喝咖啡Might have to take this girl out for coffee.-我的神 -这可得打持久战- Christ! - Yeah, this is the long game.你短期内都不可能把芭芭拉·舒格曼You're not getting that butt from Barbara Sugarman 搞上♥床♥anytime in the immediate future.如果你这么来那就不是一会儿的事If you had it like that, it would have went down.对你说得对见鬼You're right. You're totally right. Shit!我得问问I know, I was about to say,无敌唐要来持久战了吗the mighty Don bringing out the long game?她是有10分可是...She's a dime, but...这姑娘可不止是10分This girl's more than a dime.算了吧没有这种说法Come on, son. There's no such thing,只有1到10分这样评分才有意义that's the point, it's a scale from one to ten.-我是说这个姑娘... -我的老天- I'm saying, this girl... - Oh, my God!-你已经爱上她了 -去死- You in love with this girl already? - Go fuck yourself.你好Can I help you?-午餐两个人 -好的这边请- Yeah, two for lunch. - Sure. Right this way.-最近怎么样 -挺好的你呢- How are you? - Good. Good. How you been?-你怎么找到我的脸书的 -直接找的- How did you get my Facebook? - Oh. Getting right to it. -嗯 -我搜索了你名字- Yeah. - I just looked up your name.-我没告诉你我的名字 -显然你说过- I didn't tell you my name. - Obviously you did,因为我搜的就是你名字'cause I looked it up.不对我绝对没有No, I definitely did not-告诉过你我的名字 -你告诉了- tell you my name. - Yeah, you did.-如果说了我会有印象的 -无意冒犯- I think I would remember. - No offense,但那晚上你醉的不轻but you were pretty wasted the other night.-我也是 -请问你们喝什么- So was I. - Can I get you some drinks?-健怡可乐谢谢 -可乐- Diet Coke, please. - A Coke.可乐和健怡可乐Coke and a Diet Coke.我马上给你们拿来I'll be right back to take your order.好吧那晚我喝了一点酒Alright, I had a few drinks the other night,所以我忘了说没说名字so I may not have remembered telling you my first name, 但是绝对说过我的姓but I definitely did not tell you my last name.-我跟你说 -不要撒谎- I'm telling you... - Don't lie to me.反正你不认识我Look, you don't know me,所以这次我就放你一马so I'm gonna let you off the hook this time.但是相信我跟我说实话But trust me, in the future you'll你才能更开心be much happier if you always tell me the truth.等等我更开心Wait, wait, wait, I'll be happier?只要我愿意就能让你开心不信吗You don't think I could make you happy if I wanted to?你是怎么知道我的名字的So how did you find out my name?-我到处打听到的 -你到处打听我- I asked around. - You asked around about me?-是的 -真有意思- Yeah. - That's interesting.-为啥 -为啥什么为什么- Why? - Why? What do you mean why?-为啥你到处打听我 -因为我想- Why did you ask around about me? - 'Cause I wanted to. -你想请我吃午饭 -是的- You wanted to take me to lunch? - Yeah.-别说谎 -好吧我到处打听你- Don't lie. - OK, I asked around about you因为我想和你疯狂的做♥爱♥'cause I wanna fuck your brains out.你想听我说这个吗Is that what you want me to say?好吧至少你现在说的是实话Well, at least you're being honest now.问你个问题Let me ask you a question.你为啥来这里为啥答应我Why did you come here, huh? Why did you say yes to me? -这个问题不错 -那么原因呢- That's a very good question. - Yeah, so?你要等待才能知道答案You're gonna have to wait to find out.-好吧我有的是时间 -真的吗你有的是时间- All right. I got time. - Really? You got time?那天你似乎很着急啊It seemed like you were in a big hurry the other day.我喝多了就那样I can be that way when I'm shit-faced.你真可爱我喜欢你You're cute, I like you.-是吗 -是的- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.你想听真话吗Listen, you wanna know the truth?真话就是This is the truth.你是我这辈子见过最美丽的风景You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life. 你喜欢电影吗You like movies?我不怎么看电影I don't watch too many movies.在我小时候接触黄♥片♥之前I used to watch 'em a lot when I was a little kid,看过很多电影before I could get my hands on any porn.那时要是我想看美女Back then, if I wanted to see a really hot girl,最好的办法就是看电影my best bet was to watch a movie.-你喜欢哪部 -这部太棒了- That's the one you like? - Oh, it's so great.-我喜欢他们两个你呢 -是啊他们很棒- I love these two. And you? - Yeah. They're great.但是现在我觉得没啥意义But now, I don't really see the point.我不知道也许我遗失了什么I don't know, I guess I'm missing something.因为大部分人都好这一口Because most people eat that shit up.最特别的人漂亮女人The pretty woman.帅气男人The pretty man.一见钟情Love at first sight.定情之吻The first kiss.-分手之痛 -我感觉到了- The breakup. - I felt that!-和好的喜悦 -我很害怕- The makeup. - I'm scared.昂贵的婚礼The expensive wedding,他们在夕阳下驾车而行and they drive off into the sunset.所有人都知道这是假的但是他们还是要看Everyone knows it's fake, but they watch it好像是真的一样like it's real fucking life.对他来说她是最重要的She was the most important thing to him.为了她他放弃了一切He gave up everything for her.这就是命运It was just meant to be.-我喜欢这样的电影 -是啊太棒了- I love movies like that. - Yeah, it was great.他真是个男子汉He's just such a real man.她总是那么美丽And she's so beautiful too, always.-她不她太瘦了 -是啊- Her? No, she's too skinny. - Yeah.-什么 -你想知道谁才美丽吗- What? - You wanna know who's beautiful?-你凭什么这么做 -做什么- What makes you think you could do that? - Do what?以圣父圣子圣灵之名阿门In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, Amen. 阿门愿主保佑你我的孩子Amen. Bless you, my son.请宽恕我神父我有罪Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.距我上次告解It has been one week since-已经一周了 -把你的罪行告诉我- my last confession. - Tell me your sins.从上周日起我没有非婚性行为Since last Sunday I did not have sexual relations out of wedlock. 我吻了一个女孩非配偶好几次I did kiss a girl, this one girl, out of wedlock, several times,但是只是亲吻我不知道but it's just kissing. I don't know,我忘了算不算所以I forget if that counts, so...我还看了色情片自♥慰♥22次Also, I watched pornographic videos and masturbated 22 times. 这就是我所有的罪对不起For these and all the sins of my life, I am sorry.-十遍天主经十遍圣母经 -谢谢神父- Ten Lord's Prayers and ten Hail Marys. - Thank you, Father.通过教会Through the ministry of the Church,愿主宽恕你赐予你宁静may God give you pardon and peace,我以圣父圣子圣灵之名and I absolve you from your赦免你的sins in the name of the Father, of the Son-罪孽 -阿门- and the Holy Spirit. - Amen.我在发烧I got a fever.浑身燥热An inflammation.我就是这样That's what I got.你把我点燃You turn the heat on me.如此热情Some like it hot.打开引擎Call out the engine.冲向站台Ring up the station.我就立马出现I am on the spot...这就是炭烧Introducing the charbroiled,非油炸的鳕鱼三明治not fried, codfish sandwich,尽在小卡尔和哈迪家only at Carl's Jr. And Hardee's.-不管你喜欢与否 -不只是一片肉- Like it or not - More than just a piece of meat.宝贝Baby.我喜欢激♥情♥I like it hot.走啊天哪这是黄灯去你♥妈♥的♥ Oh, go! Jesus. It's a yellow light! Fuck you!我们在天上的父Our Father who art in heaven愿你的名显扬愿你的国来临hallowed be Thy name. Thy Kingdom come.你的旨意奉行Thy will be done在人间如同奉行在天上on earth as it is in heaven.-不 -不什么- No. - No. What?-不要在这里 -那我们进去吧- Not out here. - So let's go inside.-为啥 -还不是时候- Why not? - It's not time for that yet.-你确定 -是的我们还不了解对方- You sure? - Yeah. We barely know each other.了解我们很了解了Yeah, we do, pretty much.-我没见过你的朋友 -我的朋友- I don't know your friends. - My friends?-我想见你的朋友 -他们都是混♥蛋♥- I wanna meet your friends. - Those guys are assholes. -是吗 -是的- Yeah? - Yeah.你没见过我的朋友And you don't know my friends.-还有我们的家人 -等等家人- Or our families. - Wait, our families?是的我想见你父母和妹妹Yeah. I wanna meet your parents and your sister.-天哪 -怎么了你难道不想见见我的兄弟- Oh, Jesus! - What? You don't wanna meet my brothers姐♥妹♥们♥吗and my sister?-因为我知道他们想见你 -是啊我想也是- 'Cause I know they wanna meet you. - Yeah... I bet they do. -璜 -怎么了- Jon. - Yeah?我还不能让你I can't let you-进去 -不能吗- come inside just yet. - No?不能因为我还不知道那是什么意思No, 'cause I don't know what that would mean. You know? 我不想做没有意义的事情I don't want to do anything unless it means something.难道你不觉得有点意义更好吗Don't you think it's always better when it means something? 是啊Yeah.-我觉得你应该回学校读书宝贝 -什么- I think you should go back to school, baby. - What?-是的不就是夜校吗 -我的天哪- Yeah, come on. Just a night class. - Oh, my God!拿个学位Just get your degree.要是你有份像样的工作会更性感的You would be so sexy with a real job.你觉得如何So, what do you say?啥时候我们跟朋友们见个面You, me and our friends, we go out sometime?-好的好 -好跟家人也见个面- Oh, yeah. Yeah. - Yeah? And our families meet, huh?为了我去上夜校好吗宝贝And you take one night class for me, baby?不过是个夜校嘛One little class?-好啊 -来吧宝贝来吧- Yeah! Oh! - Come on, baby, come, come.-很好 -天哪- Nice. - Oh, Jesus...你太可爱了You're so cute.给我打电♥话♥Call me.-宝贝 -宝贝怎么了- Baby! - Baby, what?-宝贝 -宝贝- Baby. - Baby.你们玩的开心吗You guys having a good time over there?贱♥人♥ 闭嘴You bitch, I don't wanna hear it, alright.天哪Jesus Christ.干杯吧我们干杯A toast. Let's make a toast.大家听好了你们也站起来Everyone listen up. You get up too.这是为你来吧站起来This is for you. Come on. Get up.-天哪 -好了- Oh, God. - All right.你们知道今晚是我和这姑娘You guys know tonight is me and this girl's一个月的纪念日从我第一眼看到她one-month anniversary. I'm counting that from the first time 开始算起因为那时我就觉得I ever saw her, 'cause ever since then, I've felt the same way. 她是我这辈子最美的风景She's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life.-敬你宝贝 -不敬我们俩- To you, baby. - No, to us.敬我们俩To us.-干杯 -干杯- Mwah. Cheers. - Cheers!上帝保佑God bless.-他是做什么的 -他还在上课- So, what's he do? - He's in school.-他家有钱吗 -不他有工作- Oh, the family's got money? - No, he's got a job.-做生意吗 -不- Retail? - No.-服务业 -是的- Service? - Yeah.他绝对经常He's definitely been-去健身房♥ -对吧我就知道- spending time at the gym. - Right? I know.-他一看就是练过的 -你们一起去吗- He is so disciplined. - You guys work out together?-不 -他会像那些肌肉男一样- No. - Does he do that muscle guy thing在你们做的时候看他自己吗where he's, like, looking at himself while you're doing it?-我们还没做呢 -不会吧- Oh. We haven't done it yet. - Shit, really?-天哪太神奇了 -好吧我喜欢他- Oh, my God. That's so amazing! - All right. I like him.该死看那个穿白短裤的Goddamn! White shorts.-不 -什么别这样啊那可是满分- Nah. - What? Come on, that's a dime!-狗屁满分 -很抱歉但是我宁愿上她- That's not a dime. - I'm sorry, but I'd rather do that-也不上你那妞 -你个死基佬- than do yours. - You faggot motherfucker!我想喜欢谁就喜欢谁I can like any girl I wanna.但是她比不上我的妞儿Alright, but she's not hotter than my girl.-你也许不觉得但是我 -看看真抱歉伙计- To you, maybe not, but to me... - Look at that. Sorry, buddy. -操♥你♥妈♥的璜璜 -这就是...- Fuck you, Jonny! - That's the way...该死Shit!那个...So, uh...我最近在跟一个姑娘约会I'm sort of seeing this girl.-你说啥 -我说啥是什么意思- What did you say? - What do you mean, what did I say?-你是说... -她问你你说的啥- Did you say... - She asked you what you said.怎么回事我也不明白你什么意思What's the matter with that? I couldn't understand you, either. 把话说清楚说人话Speak up and talk like a human being.-璜别说话 -你怎么回事- Jon, Shush. - What's your problem?-璜 -咋了- Jon. - What?你是说你找到她了吗Did you say you found her?我是说我在...Well, I said I'm sort of...我的天哪她叫什么名字叫什么Oh, my God! What's her name? What's her name?-芭芭拉 -芭芭拉姓什么- Barbara. - Barbara! Barbara what?-又来了 -她姓什么- Here we go... - Shh! Barbara what?-芭芭拉·舒格曼 -姓舒格曼- Barbara Sugarman. - Sugarman?-她是犹太人吗 -我觉得不是- She a Jew? - I don't think so.-你不知道 -我们没怎么谈过...- You don't know? - We haven't really talked...她不是意大利人这我们能肯定She's not Italian, we know that.-舒格曼她是黑人吗 -不是- Sugarman. She black? - No.她长得怎么样What does she look like?。

"唐璜情结"satyriasis 千人斬"唐璜情结"的说法.唐璜是古代西班牙贵族,是男性征逐,不忠,滥交的代表人物.他的故事中只要女性一旦臣服于他,他就立刻抛弃女性,"唐璜情结"也就是从这演变而来;所谓的唐璜情结,就是有的人表面上身边总是不乏陪伴者,但是其实他们的内心是寂寞而空虚的。

他们害怕付出真情,不敢用心去对待,所以他们选择游戏,以一种游戏的心态去看待感情。

在精神医学里，有一个非正式的诊断名称就叫做“唐璜症候群”，也被称为“男性淫乱症”(satyriasis，语出希腊神话中好色而神勇的半人半羊之神Satyr)。

这些“唐璜”虽然对和他们的猎物上床很有兴趣，但讽刺的是，研究显示他们在这方面的表现并不像Satyr那样神勇，相反的，经常是不济事，“中看不中用”，无法从频繁的性行为中获得满足。

强迫性性行为的心理分析强迫性性行为(Compulsive sexual behavior CSB)一直被称为性欲亢进(hypersexuality)，色欲过度(hypereroticism)，性欲过旺(hyperlibido)，色情狂(erotomania)，色鬼(Satyriasis)，性反常行为(promiscuity)，唐璜(西班牙传奇人物，是一个专门玩弄女性的荒淫贵族)综合征(Don Juanism)，最近称为性沉溺症(sex addiction，也有人直译为性瘾)和性强迫症(sexual compulsion)。

虽然这些名称提示CSB是异寻异常的和罕见的现象，但事实上，不少男女都曾经过一段频繁发生各种性行为的时期。

其中某一些是很短暂的或者反应了正常的发育过程。

当性行为变成强迫性欲望的一部分时，这种性行为就是受到减轻焦虑的心理防御处理机制的支配，而不是受性欲的支配，这才反映强迫性质。

虽然强迫思维和强迫行为能够减轻焦虑和紧张，但是，这种强迫思维和强迫行为本身却形成了一种永久的，不能消除的自身循环。