绝望主妇第一季第11集剧本

The script of Desperate HousewivesSeason 1第十三集：Mary Alice Voiceover:previously on "desperate housewives"...Bree:Were you with a woman?George: He cheated on you.You said you were going to hate him forever.Bree:You shouldn't listen to a woman who's just had her heart broken.Mary Alice Voiceover:Sometimes ending a relationship...George: I don't care what we call it.I just want to be with you.Bree:I don't think that would be wise.Mary Alice Voiceover:...can be very hard.Gabrielle: I'm the one who was sleeping with your son.But, Helen, it's over now.Mary Alice Voiceover:But keeping secrets...Helen Rowland:It's not even close to being over.Mary Alice Voiceover:...is even harder.Julie:I'm not sure I understand what you're saying.Zach:I killed my baby sister.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[A car drives down Wisteria Lane. It pulls into Susan's driveway and we see that it's Susan. She looks over at Lynette's house, where Lynette is lecturing her boys on the front lawn.]Lynette: "...okay, your 30 seconds is up now. Get back here, get back here, get back here. I want the toys picked up. How many times do I have to tell you, pick up your toys! You want a spanking? Is that what you want?"(The boys shout back at her.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"There is a look that parents of well behaved children, give to the parents of the not so well behaved..."Lynette: "Porter, don't you dare look at me like that. I will wipe that smirk right off your face. And don't think that I won't..."Mary Alice Voiceover:"A look that says 'You should learn to control your kids.'"(Lynette catches sight of Susan looking over at her and trails off.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"...after all, they're your responsibility."(Lynette smiles and gives Susan an embarrassed shrug. Susan gets her groceries out of her car and walks to her front door.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"Of course, it was easy for Susan to feel smug with a daughter like Julie. She always brought home straight A's."(Flashback to a grinning Julie showing Susan her report card.)Susan (squeals): "Oh, you did it again!"Mary Alice Voiceover:"She was helpful around the house."(Flashback to Julie pulling a Christmas tree out of the front door to the end of the driveway after Christmas.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"She was bright, affectionate, and considerate of others."(Julie sits on the curb, consoling the mailman, with mail strewn everywhere. Julie turns her head to look at Susan next to a turned over pink bicycle, with a letter caught in the spokes of the front wheel.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"To her mother's way of thinking, Julie was the perfect child. Unfortunately, Susanwas about to discover that no such creature existed."(Susan looks in the window of the door and sees Zach and Julie kissing. She opens the door.)Julie: "Mom!"Susan: "What is going on here? Were you just kissing my daughter?"Zach: "I...uh...a little."Susan: "What are you thinking?"Julie: "Mom, calm down."Susan: "She's only fourteen!"Zach: "Yeah, I should, I should probably be going."Susan: "You think?"(Susan hands Zach his glasses.)Zach: "See you Friday."(He leaves and Susan turns to Julie.)Susan: "What is he talking about? What's happening on Friday?"Julie: "He's taking me to the school dance."Susan: "Oh, no he's not."Julie: "Mom, I know you saw us kissing, but you've got to chill now."Susan: "Don't tell me to chill, I have no intentions of chilling."Julie: "Whatever. I'm taking out the trash."Susan: "You're not going, you're going to stay here and talk about this."Julie: "I'm not going to talk to you while you're freaking out."Susan: "Just so we're clear, you are not allowed to see him anymore."(Susan follows Julie outside, still arguing with her, as Julie walks to the trash can.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"There is also a look that parents of not so well behaved children give to parents like Susan."Julie: "Fine!"(She drops the trash on the ground next to the trash car and storms inside. Susan looks up and sees Lynette standing on her own lawn, watching.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"It says 'welcome to the club'"(Lynette tilts her head and gives a smile.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Credits--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Outside Paul's House]Mary Alice Voiceover:"Suburbia is a place filled with responsible people trying to live responsible lives." (Paul is shown bringing in the trash, and then painting his fence.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"Of course, even the most responsible among us, has mistakes in their past." (Focus in on Gabrielle's house and Carlos inside, reading a magazine on the couch.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"Mistakes they'd like to forget. Mistakes that sometimes come back to haunt them." (Gabrielle walks by the couch holding an open peanut butter jar with a spoon in it, then hears a car door slam. She looks out the window and sees the parents of John walking towards her house.)Gabrielle: "I'm gonna go get the mail."(Gabrielle quickly walks out of the house carrying the peanut butter.)Gabrielle: "Helen, uh, what are you doing here?"Helen: "Hello, Gabrielle. I don't believe you've met my husband, Bob."Gabrielle: "Hi! So nice to meet you."(She reaches out to shake his hand, and then holds it and starts dragging him along away from the windows in her house.)Bob Rowland: "Um, we, uh, came to talk to you about our son."Gabrielle: "I haven't seen John in weeks. He's called and left messages, but I haven't returned any. It's over, I swear."Helen Rowland: "We're not here about that. We need you to do something for us."Gabrielle: "Oh, okay."Bob Rowland: "John surprised us last night when he announced he was turning down his college scholarship."Helen Rowland: "Instead, he's decided to expand his gardening business. Mow lawns full time." Gabrielle: "Well, why, uh, why would he do that?"Helen Rowland: "We don't know why. Do you think we'd be talking to you if we did?"Bob Rowland: "You'll have to forgive my wife. She's still upset over the whole, um..."Helen Rowland: "Statutory rape thing."Bob Rowland: "Helen!"Gabrielle: "What do you want me to do?"Bob Rowland: "He's refusing to talk to us. If you could just convince him that he's making a big mistake..."Gabrielle: "John and I made a clean break. I think it's best if we just keep our distance."Bob Rowland: "Please. Last week he turned eighteen and moved out of the house. We're stuck." Gabrielle: "I'm sorry. I, I'm so sorry, I just can't handle this right now. I have my own personal things going on. My life is falling apart."Helen Rowland: "I don't care."Bob Rowland: "Helen."Helen Rowland: "We haven't gone to the about what you did. That can easily change."Gabrielle: "I'll see what I can do."Helen Rowland: "Good."(They start to leave. )Bob Rowland: "So nice to meet you!"(Gabrielle gives an automatic smile. Helen clears her throat and glares at Bob, who follows her.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Lynette's House](Lynette stands on a ladder that's propped against the side of the house up to the roof. The two twins stand on the sidewalk, looking up, watching her.)Lynette: "You can do this, all right? Just, just scootch down a few inches, and I'll grab you."Parker (sitting on the roof): "No, you'll drop me!"Lynette: "I'm not gonna drop you. I might strangle you for climbing up here in the first place. But drop you, no. Come on!"(The car that has just pulled up to the sidewalk honks its horn. A man climbs out of the car and walks toward Preston and Porter, who rush at him. He gives them big hugs as Tom gets out of the car.) Lynette: "Okay. Just wait."(She begins climbing down the ladder.)Tom: "Look who I found wandering around the airport!"Lynette: "Hey, Rodney!"Tom: "Is Parker back up on the roof?"Lynette: "Yep."Tom: "See if he can find that frisbee while he's up there."Lynette: "Yeah, I'm gonna get right on that."Rodney: "Oh! How's my favorite girl?"(They hug.)Lynette: "I'm so happy to see you. It's such a shame that Alison couldn't make it."Rodney: "Oh, just another business trip for the wandering salesman. She'd be bored to tears."(He looks up at the roof where Parker is sitting.)Rodney: "Hey, Parker! Come on, aren't you going to give me a hug?"(Parker shakes his head no.)Rodney: "It's grandpa!"(He holds open his arms.)Lynette: "Don't take it personally. He's scared to climb down."Rodney: "Oh, can I give it a shot?"Lynette: "Uh, yeah, sure, knock yourself out! Be careful."(Rodney climbs up the ladder.)Rodney: "Parker. I've got a question for you. It's only one, but it's kinda an important question. A character defining question, actually. Wanna hear it?"Parker: "Mm-hmm."Rodney: "Only a little girl would be afraid to come down the ladder. Now, you're not a little girl, are you?" (Lynette's expression changes like she can't believe what she's hearing.)Rodney: "I'm not looking at a little girly girl, am I?"(Rodney cocks his head and looks quizzically at Parker. Lynette cocks her head and her expression changes to disbelief.)(A few minutes later, Rodney climbs down the ladder with Parker on his back. )Lynette: "Are you okay?"(Rodney, breathing hard with Parker on his back, jogs into the house as Tom comes out.)Tom (to Rodney): "Wow, you got him down!" (to Lynette) "How'd he do that?"Lynette: "Sexism."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Bree's House](Bree and Rex sit opposite each other at the dining room table. There are six lawyers at the table with them, three on each side.)Bree's Lawyer: "Let's start off by addressing the division of assets."Rex's Lawyer: "Well, we're not prepared to discuss either the primary residence or the retirement plans at this time."Bree's Lawyer: "Are you prepared to discuss the cars, the antiques?"Rex's Lawyer: "I'd like to start by discussing the country club membership. Access to the facilities is integral to Dr. Van de Kamp's medical practice here..."Rex: "What are we doing here?"Rex's Lawyer: "I'm sorry, Rex?"Rex: "I'm talking to my wife. Surrounded by lawyers, dividing up our stuff? I don't want this. I thought I did, but I don't. Maybe we should talk this over before it's too late. What do you say, Bree? Should we send the vultures home?"(There's a long pause as Bree looks at Rex. Then she turns to her lawyer.)Bree: "I want to keep the club membership. Rex is terrible at tennis. And he hates buffets."Bree's Lawyer: "Okay. If you'll turn to page two of our proposed settlement, you'll find our prioritized list." Rex's Lawyer: "Right."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Paul's House](Paul sits down in a chair, smiling.)Paul: "They were kissing, huh?"Susan: "Right at my kitchen table."Paul: "You must have shocked the hell out of them."(He laughs.)Susan: "Well, I'm glad you can laugh about this."Paul: "They're just being kids."Susan: "This is easy for you. You're the father of the boy. I'm the mother of the girl. You know, if things get out of hand..."[In the next room, Zach comes quietly up to the closed door and listens.]Paul: "Now, what is it that you want from me?"Susan: "Well, I want to know that I am not the only one who is worried about this, and I want to know that if the two of them are over here, that they are going to be supervised, and I really want you to stop looking at me like I'm crazy."Paul: "The only reason I'm smiling is because it's practically irrelevant. I've sold the house."Susan: "Really!"(Very quietly, Zach opens the door and peeks his head in.)Paul: "Mm-hmm. We'll be moving at the end of the month."Zach: "You sold the house?"Paul: "Zach..."Zach: "Why didn't you tell me about this?"Paul: "I wanted to wait until it was official."Zach: "But you told me when I got back from Silvercrest that you'd reconsidered. You lied to me." Paul: "I think you need to take your medicine."Zach: "What, you think pumping me full of drugs is gonna keep me quiet?"Paul: "Upstairs, now!"Zach: "You don't care about me, and you didn't care about mom! You know what? I wish she had shot you instead!"(He leave the room.)Susan: "So you're moving! We're all going to miss you."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Outside Lynette's House](Lynette drives her car into her driveway, talking to her kids.)Lynette: "In the future, checklist means 'is it in the car' not like, 'do you remember', okay?"Mary Alice Voiceover:"The next morning, before Parker Scavo's Little League game had even begun..." (Lynette stops the car and Parker runs out of the car. Lynette quickly follows.)Parker: "Okay!"Lynette (to herself): "I'm not the one who forgot my mitt."Mary Alice Voiceover:"...a major player was about to be tagged out."(They enter the house. Parker runs upstairs while Lynette walks through the living room. She stops suddenly when Rodney and a woman both peek their heads over the couch from where they were lying.) Lynette: "Hi."Rodney: "Hi. I thought you guys were at practice."Lynette: "Oh, Parker, um, forgot his catcher's mitt."Rodney: "Uh, Lynette, this is Lois McDaniel. She's one of my major suppliers in the area. She's a paper products manufacturer."Lynette: "Oh."(Lynette goes around the couch to shake hands and trips over Lois's high heels, lying off to the side.) Lynette: "Uh, it's nice to meet you."Lois: "It's nice to meet you, too. You have a lovely home."Lynette: "Thank you."Rodney: "Just working out, uh, some of these new contracts."(Lois turns towards Rodney as he talks and quickly buttons up parts of her blouse that were open. Regardless of having her back turned to Lynette, Lynette can tell what she's doing.)Rodney: "Hammering out some of the little things, the minor details, overhead, shipping costs." (Parker comes running into the room, holding a pair of stockings.)Parker: "Mommy, look what I found!"Lois: "I'm sorry. These are mine. Thank you. They must have fallen out of my purse."(Lynette stares accusingly at Rodney while Lois puts them back in her purse.)Lynette: "Well, um, we don't want to be late for the game. Nice to meet you!"(She herds Parker out, but not before glaring back at Rodney.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Bree's House](Bree is cleaning up the kitchen, Rex walks in.)Rex: "Hey!"Bree: "I'm not speaking to you."Rex: "Didn't like the settlement talks, huh?"Bree: "You only demanded the good china because you know I love it."Rex: "You take our timeshare in Aspen, and I'm vindictive? Come on! You'll hardly ever use that place!" Bree: "Hardly? How about never!"Rex: "I mean, fine. When I move out, I'm going to use your good china for take-out food. Yeah. Pizza, spare ribs..."Bree: "You know what? At our next settlement talks, I plan on asking for your golf clubs!"Rex: "Isn't divorce fun?"(Bree looks at her watch.)Bree: "It's time for your heart medication."Rex: "You know I meant what I said at that meeting. I will fire my lawyer tomorrow, just give me the word."Bree: "Sweetie, I think it's too late."Rex: "Why?"Bree: "Because you were unfaithful."Rex: "But, if you could find a way to forgive me, if we could find a way to be happy, wouldn't you want that?"Bree (exhales): "You know what I really truly want? Revenge. I mean, if somehow we could level the playing field, then, um, maybe I could find a way to come back."Rex (laughs): "So what does that mean? You want to have an affair?"(They look at each other. Bree doesn't answer.)Rex: "Okay, uh, who are we talking about here? The dopey pharmacist?"Bree: "Would that hurt you Rex? If I slept with another man?"Rex: "It would devastate me."(They look at each other again. And then Bree hands him a glass of water.)Bree: "Here you go."Rex: "Bree. You, you can't possibly..."Bree: "Rex. Time to take your medicine."(Rex quickly throws the pills in his mouth and then drinks from the glass of water, frowning, as he watches Bree walk out of the kitchen.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Susan's House, Nighttime](Susan puts a tea kettle filled with water on the stove when the phone rings. She starts walking toward it when Julie shouts from upstairs.)Julie: "I got it!"(Susan hesitates, then picks up the phone.)Julie: "...she doesn't hate you. My mom just worries."Zach: "She thinks I'm crazy."Julie's voice: "No, she doesn't. Well, maybe a little."Zach: "You didn't tell her what I told you, did you, about what happened to Dana?"Julie: "Zach, I can keep a secret. I promise I will never tell her."(The tea kettle starts whistling.)Zach: "What's that noise?"(Susan quickly hangs up the phone.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Diner](Bree sitting alone in the diner. A waitress pours her coffee and walks away. George enters the diner, sees her, and pauses. He fingers a knife on the empty table he's passing by, then puts a smile on his face and walks up to her.)Bree: "Hi! Wha-What are you doing here?"George: "I was walking outside, and I saw you in the window. I was surprised. I never thought of you as a diner person."Bree: "I'm not. The coffee is just dreadful. Well, it's late, and I needed to get out of the house, and it was the only place still open."George: "I didn't mean to interrupt."(He starts to walk away.)Bree: "George, would you like to join me for a dreadful cup of coffee?"(Later, Bree and George are both sitting in the booth, talking.)Bree: "It was my first week in college, and I went to a meeting of the young Republicans where Rex gave a speech, and I went up to him afterward and introduced myself, and I told him that I agreed with his stance on the death penalty. He took me out to a diner, and we, uh, stayed up till two in the morning talking about big government, gun control and illegal immigration. Ah. It was just--it was just such a magical night, and I knew, by the time he got me back to my dorm, that one day I was going to be Mrs. Rex Van de Kamp."George: "Wow."Bree: "And even now, you know, after the betrayal, I, I know that we're supposed to be together. But I don't know how I can be with someone I don't trust."George: "So, what are you gonna do?"Bree: "That I don't know. What do you think I should do?"George: "You're asking me?"Bree: "Oh, I should not have done that. I am..."George: "No, no. It's okay."Bree: "No, George, it's not okay. It was insensitive. I know how you feel about me, and I..."George: "Bree, I want to help."Bree: "Thank you."George: "So, does he love you?"Bree: "Yes."George: "Is he a good person?"Bree: "Aside from the adultery, yes."George: "Then it's easy. If I could get a good person to love me, I would find a way to forgive them." Bree: "You are such a special man, George Williams. And you deserve such a special woman." George: "I think so."(Under the table, his hand clenches into a fist, squeezing hard on his pants.)(Later, Bree arrives home and hangs up her coat. She looks over at the couch, where Rex is sleeping. She quietly goes up the stairs. On the couch, Rex lies on his side, his eyes open. Once Bree has left, he rolls over and looks at the clock. Almost 2 AM.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Lynette's House](Rodney takes a bagel out of the toaster oven and tries to put butter on it quickly. As he's leaving the kitchen, he runs into Lynette and heaves a sigh.)Lynette: "Where are you going?"Rodney: "Oh, I thought I'd just eat this in my room."Lynette: "You know, the house isn't that big, Rodney. You're going to have to stop avoiding me." Rodney: "Okay, okay. Lois isn't a supplier."Lynette (sarcastic emphasis): "Really..."Rodney: "And I want to apologize. I, I thought you and the kids were going to be gone all afternoon. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"Lynette: "Well, for starters, you can wipe that disgusting smirk off your face."Rodney: "Lynette!"Lynette: "How could you do something like this to Alison?"Rodney: "I don't know. I don't know, it happens a little bit at a time. Years go by, the kids burn you out, I'm on the road so much, we just drifted apart. It's complicated."Lynette: "It's not complicated. It's completely irresponsible."Rodney: "For years, I have stayed married to a woman that I don't love because I made a vow to God. So don't talk to me about responsibilities!"Lynette: "But your take on this is you're the victim?"Rodney: "Oh, I can see that, uh, we're just going to have to agree to disagree."(He picks up the bagel to leave.)Lynette: "We're not done here."Rodney: "Oh yeah, we are! Cause my sex life is my own business. Not yours. And there's nothing you can do about it anyway."[Later...Rodney sits on the sidewalk next to a briefcase, a suitcase, and a luggage bag.](Tom drives by, pulls into the driveway, gets out, and walks over to him.)Tom: "Dad, what are you doing?"Rodney: "I don't want to talk about it."Tom: "Talk about what? Does Lynette know you're out here?"Rodney: "Oh yeah, she knows. Could you drive me to the airport?"Tom: "Wait here."(He goes inside.)(We see two empty glasses on the counter as Tom walks in the house. Lynette fills them with scotch as Tom calls out to her.)Tom: "Lynette?"Lynette: "Yeah..."Tom: "Why is my dad sitting out on the curb?"Lynette: "Because I kicked him out of the house."Tom: "I see. You want to tell me why?"Lynette: "Hold on. I made you a drink."Tom: "Oh God, what did he do?"Lynette: "Yesterday, I came home, and I walked in on your dad with a woman. He's having an affair. I am so, so sorry. I know. Are you okay?"(She puts her hands on the sides of his face to console him. Tom pulls away and turns around.)Tom: "Yeah, um, I should go talk to him."Lynette: "That's it?"Tom: "What?"Lynette: "I just, I expected a bigger reaction. I've been sitting here with knots in my stomach."Tom: "Okay, look, I never mentioned this before, because I knew how you'd react, but, um, I'm not that surprised by this. My father's been having affairs for years."Lynette: "You knew about this?"Tom: "Yeah."(Lynette gasps.)Tom: "Kind of. I mean, it was mostly in the past. I mean, I didn't know that he was still at it. I mean, I figured he was getting too old. In some strange way, I'm actually impressed, you know?"Lynette: "Impressed? Impressed? I-Tom, please, please don't tell me you're all right with this!"Tom: "I'm not! No! No! He should never have brought that woman over here!"Lynette: "No, he should never have been with her in the first place!"Tom: "I know, I know! But you know, that's who he is, and I mean, it's been going on for years. My mom's made peace with it."Lynette: "I seriously doubt that."Tom: "Look, you know, there's no point in talking about this. But, I'm going to go get my father, I'm going to bring him back in here, I'm going to put him in his room, and we can all just cool off."Lynette: "That man is not coming back in this house."Tom: "Yes, he is!"Lynette: "No, he's not."Tom: "Lynette. He is my father. This is my house. You can't tell me what to do."(Lynette cocks her head and looks at him.)[Later...](Tom and Rodney sit on the curb together.)Rodney: "I say we go up there and kick the door down."Tom: "Yeah, Dad, you do that. Let me know how that works out for you."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[John's Apartment](Gabrielle walks up to door 23 and knocks. A teenage boy opens it.)Gabrielle: "Hi, um, I don't know if I have the right address. Does John Rowland live here?"(A few minutes later, John herds Gabrielle into his room and closes the door behind them.)John: "I'm really glad you came by. I was gonna call you again tomorrow."Gabrielle: "Uh, yeah, I'm, I'm sorry I haven't returned any of your calls."John: "It's okay. I'm just happy to see you. I heard about Mr. Solis. It sucks you had to take a job." Gabrielle: "Yeah, well, you know me, I'll survive."John: "Come here."(He pulls her into an embrace. She hugs him, her hand on his back. When she pulls away, he goes to kiss her, and she pulls back further.)Gabrielle: "Oh, no. John. I, uh, I didn't come here for that."John: "What's wrong?"Gabrielle: "Well, I heard that you're going full time with your gardening business. What happened to college?"John: "I decided not to go."Gabrielle: "Why?"John: "Well, an opportunity has presented itself, and for me to take advantage of it, I need to start making money."Gabrielle: "John, what opportunity is more important than college?"John: "For the longest time, the only thing I had to offer you was my heart. Mr. Solis gave you security, and I couldn't compete. But now, he can't even offer you that. And I can. My business is taking off. I can take care of you. We can finally be together."(John gets up and gets something, and then turns around and gets on his knee. He opens up a small black velvet box with a ring.)John: "Mrs. Solis, will you marry me?"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Susan's House](Julie opens up a jewelry box and takes out a pair of earrings. She turns to Susan, who's standing in the doorway.)Julie: "Please. Why else would you want to chaperone the dance?"Susan: "Mrs. Van de Kamp needed volunteers. She begged me."Julie: "You're so transparent."Susan: "Anyway, you won't even know I'm there."(Julie looks at her.)Susan: "Well, not too much. Julie, you know you can tell me anything, right?"Julie: "Yeah, mom."Susan: "So if you had a problem, or some sort of secret was weighing on you..."Julie: "Of course! I tell you everything."(She turns away.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Paul's House](Zach puts on a tie while looking into a mirror. Paul is behind him.)Zach: "You know, I can't believe you're just uprooting us like this."Paul: "We need a fresh start. Here."(Paul helps Zach with his tie.)。

喜欢看绝望主妇的朋友肯定都会记得Mary Alice在每集的开头和结尾娓娓道来的那些话，它们既是一集故事的概括也是让我们看完后回味无穷的妙语。

所以一直很想整理下~~~无奈咱是个懒人没恒心做这些噶~~~那天在网上看见有个网友整理出来了结束语部分，欣喜若狂，仔细读了遍后还是觉得回味无穷，于是今天想起来，重新在网上进行了搜索、整理、排版，绝对是网上能找到的最全的啦（除了全文剧本……嘿嘿）。

希望能和喜欢绝望主妇的同志们一起分享。

1-01 Pilot The next day my friends came together to pack away my clothes, my personal belongings and what was left of my life. Not quite Gabrielle, not quite. How ironic. To have something I tried so desperately to keep secret treated so causally. I'm so sorry, girls. I never wanted you to burden with this.第二天我的朋友们都来帮我收拾衣服，私人物品还有――我剩下的那些东西。

远不只这些Gabrielle，远不只。

多么讽刺，我拼命努力想要保守的秘密就这样随便的被她们发现了。

对不起，姐妹们。

我绝对不想让你们承受这种负担。

1-02Ah, But Underneath Yes, as I look back at the world I left behind, it's all so clear to me. The beauty that waits to be unveiled, the mysteries that long to be uncovered. But, people so rarely stop to take a look. They just keep moving. It's a shame, really. There's so much to see.是的，当我回头看我身后的世界，它变得如此清晰。

d e 10: Come Back to Me-前情回顾。

-t. Zach离开了银冠青少年康复中心-y? 你饿了吗？- … 有时候…-t e: if I don't get some e, I will lose my mind.?l ent: 极好的 ’ 失去理智，疯掉sco r e: 得到:高级的如果我得不到一些帮助，我就要疯了。

我 ‎到高 ‎的保姆？- …Car t.-FBI: FBI, open the door. ‎开门war r ant: 授权证t: 逮捕t: 逮捕证你如 ‎努力…，你被捕了-t or： … 有些问题…- ’ , and you are? 不好意思，你是？-Bree: Oh, ’ n s. 我想你已经见过Mai n s了吧take it: 猜想，以为- ’ m are. 她真是个恶梦。

:完全的m are: 恶梦-o m. 热衷于统治她的小小王国。

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- MARY ALICE:: My name is Mary Alice Young.我是Mary Alice Young。

When you read this morning's paper, you may come across an article about the unusualday I had last week.come across: 偶然遇到article: 文章unusual: 不平常的当你浏览今天的晨报,可能会读到一篇文章关于上个星期我所渡过的不平常的一天。

Normally, there's never anything newsworthy about my life.normally：通常newsworthy: 有新闻价值的通常,我的生活里是没有什么有新闻报道价值的。

That all changed last Thursday.change: 改变但是上个星期四一切都改变了。

Of course everything seemed as normal at first.of course: 当然seem: 好像，仿佛normal: 平常as normal: 照常at first: 最初，开始时当然,起初,一切看起来都很平常。

I made my breakfast for my family.make: 做breakfast: 早饭我给一家人做好早餐。

-MARY ALICE: Here we are. Waffles.Waffles: 华夫饼干华夫饼来了。

- MARY ALICE: I performed my chores.perform: 完成chore: (家庭或农庄的)杂务，杂活我做好了做家务。

I completed my projects.complete: 完成project: 设计【这里指美化家居】完成我的手工作品。

I ran my errands.ran: 有步骤地进行errand: 差使,差事run errand: 跑腿完成我的使命。

绝望地主妇第一季中英文台词对照第一集(Season 1, Episode 1)场景：主角颖儿和她的家人坐在客厅里，看电视。

颖儿：嗨，大家好！我是颖儿。

欢迎来到《绝望地主妇》。

费德勒：颖儿，你在看啥？Ying'er, what are you watching?颖儿：我正在看这个超级有趣的美剧。

里面的妇女们生活在一个美丽而又疯狂的社区里。

费德勒：听起来有意思。

可以借我看吗？Sounds interesting. Can I borrow it?颖儿：当然可以！但我保证你会上瘾的。

Of course! But I guarantee you'll get addicted.（几个小时后，费德勒一直盯着电视屏幕）费德勒：这个剧真的太好笑了！我下次会继续看的。

场景：颖儿和她的邻居在社区的咖啡厅见面。

颖儿：嘿，安妮！最近怎么样？Hey, Anne! How have you been?安妮：哎呀，我最近有点闷。

孩子们总是让我手忙脚乱。

颖儿：我明白。

生活中总有一些烦恼。

你有没有想过要做些什么让自己开心的事情？I understand. There are always some worries in life. Have you thought about doing something that makes you happy?安妮：没错。

我一直想学做糕点，但从来没有开始过。

True. I've always wanted to learn how to bake, but I never started.颖儿：那就现在开始吧！我可以帮你找一些食谱。

Then start now! I can help you find some recipes.场景：颖儿和她的丈夫人在餐厅用餐。

颖儿：亲爱的，我想打工。

我们需要更多的经济支持。

Honey, I want to get a job. We need more financial support.丈夫：但你应该是家庭主妇啊。

Episode 01.06 - Running to Stand StillMary Alice begins speaking as the camera pans over to Gabrielle。

Zach:I know why my mom killed herself.Gabrielle:This is getting really weird.I think we should go to the police.Gabrielle:Mama Solis. What are you doing here?Mama Solis：So you think she's cheating on you?Carlos：I think so.Mama Solis：I'll take care of it.Rex: We got a call --something about a break-in.Policeman:I thought I'd seen a lot on the job,but this is something else.Bree: Zach, why did you do this?Zach:I don't know.Rex:Zach.[Carlos's house](Inside the house, where the two of them and Mama Solis eat breakfast.)Mary Alice Voiceover:The war for control of Carlos began the night he proposed, and Gabrielle had been losing ground to Juanita ever since. From the prenuptial agreement which she reluctantly signed, to the selection of wedding music she despised, the color of the house paint she hadn't wanted ... Gabrielle had suffered one defeat after another. And now that Juanita suspected her daughter-in-law of having an affair, it had became increasintly apparent that in this war...Yoa Lin: "Mrs. Solis, I'll be at the market."Mary Alice Voiceover:"...no prisoners would be taken."Gabrielle: "Thank you, Yoa Lin."Mama Solis: "I don't see why you have her."Gabrielle: "It's a big house. I need help."Mama Solis: "It's only called help when you do some of the work yourself." Gabrielle: "I supervise."Mama Solis: "You pay her $300 a week. That's $15,000 a year. Carlos, you always say how you're not putting away enough for retirement!"Carlos: "You know, baby, it would be a good idea if we cut back on expenses." Gabrielle: "You expect me to take care of this place all by myself?"Carlos: "Other women manage..."(He gets up from the table and Gabrielle looks at Mama Solis, who smiles triumphantly. )[Gabrielle's Bedroom](Carlos lies on the bed, reading, when Gabrielle glides into the room in a revealing outfit of bra and underwear. She clears her throat, crawls on the bed, and straddles Carlos. She kisses him, and then sighs.)Carlos: "Mmmm... that's nice.."Gabrielle: "You like that?"Carlos: "Oh yeah."Gabrielle: "God, I'm gonna miss this, Carlos."Carlos: "What do you mean?"Gabrielle: "Well, since, I'm gonna have to be doing the cooking, and the cleaning, and all the shopping, like the other wives..."Carlos: "Mmm hmm..."Gabrielle: "...I'm going to be exhausted at night--just like all the other wives ... till I build up my stamina, of course, but that might take a couple years..."(She kisses Carlos down his body as he frowns.)(The Next Morning)Mary Alice Voiceover:"Sadly for Juanita, she had ignored the first rule of war..." (Carlos comes down the stairs.)Mama Solis: "Good morning, Carlos."Carlos (emphatically): "The maid stays."(He leaves.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"Never underestimate your enemy!"(Mama Solis looks up to the staircase where Gabrielle stands, triumphant.) [Outside of Paul Young's House; Yard Sale]Mary Alice Voiceover:"Of the many suburban rituals, none is quite so cherished as the neighborhood yard sale. The shoppers come to sift through the discarded belongings of someone they don't really know, in hopes of finding bargains they don't really need, each so determined to save a few pennies, they often miss hidden treasures..."(Paul puts things in a box and closes the top, revealing that the box is labeled "Baby Stuff.")(Susan walks up to him.)Susan: "Hey, Paul."Paul: "Hi, Susan."Susan: "I got to say, I was a little surprised to see Mary Alice's award for sale. She got it for doing charity work, from the Chamber of Commerce."Paul: "Zach and I are moving. We don't need to carry any more with us than is absolutely necessary."Susan: "That makes sense. Still, I just want to make sure you didn't want to keep it, for Zach, something to remember his mother by."Paul: "Zach doesn't need a piece of glass to remember his mother. I'm out of newspaper." (He picks up a yellow/green blanket to wrap the glass.) "Here, let's call it ten bucks for everything."Susan: "Great. Speaking of Zach, I haven't seen him around lately."Paul: "He's been a bit depressed. I thought he could use a change of scenery, so I sent him to stay with relatives."Susan: "Oh, which ones?"Paul: "You don't know them."Susan: "So, how'd you get the fat lip?"Paul: "The usual way. Asking too many questions."(Paul walks away and Susan picks up the box and walks over to where Gabrielle is.) Gabrielle: "Did you find out where Zach is?"Susan: "No, but I can tell you this much. He's not staying with relatives." (Carlos and Mama Solis stand off in a corner. Mama Solis looks at a record album while Carlos surveys the crowd.)Carlos: "It's driving me crazy, mama. It could be any one of these guys she's having the affair with."Mama Solis: "Don't worry about it. I'm not letting her out of my sight."Carlos: "Now, who the hell is that? And look at the way she's touching him. You think that's the guy she's having the affair with? "Mama Solis: "Carlos, don't be stupid. A guy she talks to in public isn't someone you're gonna worry about."Carlos: "So it's someone that she doesn't talk to. What do I have to do? Beat up every guy in town?"Mama Solis: "Marriage takes work!"(They walk away, passing by John, who looks after them.)(Lynette, Bree, and Susan stand talking to each other. Gabrielle joins them soon after.)Lynette: "I'm not surprised that he's playing it close to the vest. Paul knows we're on to him."Bree: "Zach said Mary Alice killed herself because of something that he had done, something bad. Is there anyone else who'd know what he was talking about?" Susan: "No. That's why we have to find him. It's the only way we'll know the truth." Bree: "It just doesn't make any sense. Zach is such a sweet kid. I can't imagine him doing anything that terrible."Gabrielle: "Well, he did break into your house. I mean, the kid is obviously troubled in some way."(Bree sighs.)[Silvercrest Juvenile Rehabilitation Center](Inside, Paul and a doctor stare through the window on the door of Zach's room. He sits on his bed, his head bowed as he eats from a tray of food.)Dr. Sicher: "Severe depression. Borderline personality disorder. Zach is a deeply troubled young man."Paul: "I'm aware of that. What are you giving him?"Dr. Sicher: "Some antidepressants and a mood stabilizer."Paul: "Good."Dr. Sicher: "I'm also recommending extensive psychotherapy, to help him with everything he repressed..."Paul: "I don't think so."Dr. Sicher: "Mr. Young, I can't just medicate him indefinitely."Paul: "Forget the Freud and stick with the drugs. No new treatments without my permission."(He walks away.)[School Gym](Lynette is seated with a group of women gathered near a stage.)Ms. Truesdale: "I think this is going to be a great version of Little Red Riding Hood, and it is your involvement that make the plays here at Barcliffe Academy so special. Thank you." (clapping) "And now, I would like to turn over the next part of our meeting to our parent coordinator, the amazing Maisy Gibbons."Maisy: "Thank you, Ms. Truesdale. Now, before everyone leaves, we have new copies of the script up here. Tilda and Francis and I went to the rehearsal yesterday, and we were a little troubled by the ending. Killing the wolf. It says the wrong message to our kids. And we believe that animals should only be euthanized as a last resort."(Lynette laughs.)Maisy: "Do you find something amusing?"Lynette: "I'm sorry, I thought you were kidding."Maisy: "No."Lynette: "Oh, okay."Maisy: "So in our version, the wolf is aggressive because he has a thorn in his paw. And the woodsman will take out the thorn, and send Mr. Wolf on his way." Lynette: "I'm sorry, aren't we doing Little Red Riding Hood?"Maisy: "Yes."Lynette: "So then you are aware that the wolf is a bad guy. He eats Little Red's grandma. If you let him go, he's just going to chow down on another defenseless old lady."Maisy: "I'm sorry, and you are?"Lynette: "I'm Lynette Scavo. My twins just joined. They're playing oak trees." Maisy: "Oh, of course. Lynette. Let's see, you are ... signed up to take tickets the night of the show, is that right?"Lynette: "Yeah."Maisy: "Well, with all due respect, let's leave the creative suggestions to the mothers who have assumed the heavy lifting, shall we?"Lynette: "Sure. Whatever."[Bree's House](Gabrielle and Mama Solis sit at Bree's kitchen table, drinking coffee Bree pours for them.)Bree: "I must say, I'm jealous of how much time you two spend together. My mother-in-law would never want to hang out with me all day."Gabrielle: "She sounds nice."(Danielle walks into the house with John.)Danielle: "Hey!"Bree: "Oh, hey there, you two!"Gabrielle: "Hi, John."John: "Mrs. Solis."Gabrielle: "I wasn't aware you two were friends."John: "Yeah, we go to the same school."Gabrielle: "Of course you do."Danielle: "Mom, if you need anything, we'll be upstairs in my room studying." Bree: "Have fun."(Danielle and John leave.)Gabrielle: "Doesn't it make you nervous, a boy alone upstairs with Danielle?" Bree: "Oh no, I don't worry about John. Both he and Danielle are in the abstinence club."(Gabrielle chokes and spews out coffee.)Gabrielle: "The coffee is a little hot."[Outside Susan's House](Susan opens up her mailbox and takes out her mail. When she turns around, she sees Paul getting into his car across the street.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"Susan was infuriated by Paul's evasive answers."(Susan stares at Paul across the street.)Paul: "Hey!"(He waves at her.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"She was convinced he was deliberately hiding Zach, and hiding the truth. She hoped that finding one would lead to the other. To succeed, Susan would have to be evasive herself."[Mrs. Greenberg's House](Susan rings the doorbell of Mrs. Greenberg's house, holding a package of eggs.) Mrs. Greenberg: "Susan. Long time, no see."Susan: "Mrs. Greenberg. Do you remember those two eggs I let you borrow last Christmas?"(She opens up her carton eggs and motions to the two empty spaces in the container.)Susan: "I need those back."Mrs. Greenberg: "Well gosh, honey, I'm fresh out, but if you want, I could run to the store."Susan: "Oh, forget about it, it's not that important, but since I'm here, do you still have that old hatchback sitting in your garage? Can I borrow it tomorrow?"Mrs. Greenberg: "You want to borrow my car?"Susan: "Just for a couple of hours."Mrs. Greenberg: "Well, I'm not sure. Do you know how to drive a stick?" Susan: "Yes, I think so. I learned in college. It's like riding a bike, right?"Mrs. Greenberg: "I'm not sure, dear."Susan: "It's not big deal. It's just for a couple of hours. I let you borrow my eggs for a whole year."[Dr. Goldfine's Office]Dr. Goldfine: "First off, I'm very pleased with the work we've done in our sessions thus far. We're making excellent progress."Bree: "Thank you, I feel really good about it."Dr. Goldfine: "But there are a few areas of your marriage we haven't covered yet." Bree: "Oh, really. Like what?"Rex: "Um, I've told Dr. Goldfine in our private sessions that I'm not happy with our sex life."Dr. Goldfine: "And Rex feels when you two have intercourse, you're not as connected as you could be."Bree: "Connected?"Rex: "Well yeah, it's like you're thinking about other things. Is your hair getting messed up? Did you remember to buy the toothpaste? You're just not there." Dr. Goldfine: "This kind of disconnect is often a symptom of a deeper problem." Rex: "So, we were talking, and the idea of a sexual surrogate came up."Dr. Goldfine: "This is a licensed professional who'd work with you as a couple on solving whatever sexual problems you may be having. I have an excellent referral." Bree: "And what would this sexual surrogate person do?"Rex: "Well, she would coach us."Bree: "She!"Dr. Goldfine: "She's very discrete. You'll hardly notice she's there."Bree: "Oh. So she would be in the room with us, while we make love?"Rex: "Yes, helping us to achieve maximum sexual potential."Dr. Goldfine: "Do you have any questions?"Bree: "Just one. How much longer is your midlife crisis going to last, because it is really starting to tick me off!"(She gets up and walks out.)[Lynette's House](The four women are seated around the dining room table, cards in front of them. Mama Solis is sitting off to the side, knitting.)Lynette: "All right. I think everyone is down for a nap. We've got no more than an hour. Let's get cracking. Five car draw, nothing wild."Bree: "So how is it going with Mike, Susan?"Susan: "It's going, finally. We have our first official date next week. I think he's taking me to see a play or something."Lynette: "Might I suggest the Barcliffe Academy production of Little Red Riding Hood?"Susan: "Oh, that's right, the twins-stage debut!"Gabrielle: "Are they having fun?"Lynette: "Sure, they get to play oak trees. I'm the one who has to deal with all the drama behind the scenes."Bree: "Oh, I take it you've met Maisy Gibbons."Lynette: "She's a total nightmare. I guess I shouldn't have challenged her." Bree: "Oh, dear."Lynette: "Because now no one on the play committee even wants to talk to me."Bree: "Oh, Maisy does love to rule her little kingdom."Susan: "It hasn't really changed since Girl Scouts. Girls smile at you to your face, and then behind your back, they make fun of you because you're the only one not shaving your legs yet."(Gabrielle gets up and goes to the living room where chips and dip are on a platter. She takes some as the women talk.)Lynette: "That would have never happened in Boy Scouts. When I worked, mostly with men, I preferred the way they fought. A guy takes his opponent on, face to face, and once he's won, he's top dog. It's primitive, but it's fair."Susan: "And a lot less sneaky."Gabrielle: "Isn't it sexist of us to generalize like this?"(Gabrielle goes to the window and peeks outside, seeing John working outside across the street.)Lynette: "It's science, Gabrielle.Sociologists have documented this stuff." Gabrielle: "Well, who am I to argue with sociologists? (pauses) Wow this, uh, this guacamole has got a kick. I'm going to run to the little girls' room. You guys go ahead, I might be a while."Lynette: "I hate playing three handed poker. Let's take a break."Mama Solis: "I'll play!"Bree: "You play poker?"Mama Solis: "I used to play a little with my grandfather."Susan: "Pull up a chair."Mama Solis: "Oh, I notice you were just playing for chips, huh. My grandfather used to say, it's always more fun to play for money."Lynette: "Why not? Fifty cents a bet?"Mama Solis: "Make it a buck." She pulls a wad of cash out of her brassiere. "Three raise limit. Twenty dollar buy in."[Bathroom](Gabrielle closes the door to the bathroom and checks her appearance in the mirror. Then she opens the window and peers down. Climbing over the windowsill, she falls outside, landing with a shriek. She looks over the fence to where John is mowing the lawn. She climbs over the fence by stepping on stacked wood, knocking them over. Once over the top of the fence, she falls. John rushes over.)John: "Mrs. Solis! What are you doing?"Gabrielle: "Why haven't you returned any of my phone calls?"John: "I've been busy."Gabrielle: "Yeah, I've seen who you've been busy with."John: "Danielle? Come on, I mean, she's just a friend."Gabrielle: "Well, before you get any friendlier, let me remind you, I can do things to you she can't even pronounce."John: "Well, a lot of good it does me with your mother-in-law following you around all the time. Look, maybe we should just cool it for awhile."Gabrielle: "Oh, no, John, please don't say that. I have everything under control." (They kiss.)Gabrielle: "Now give me a boost."(He helps her climb back over the fence.)[Lynette's House](Gabrielle walks back into the dining room.)Gabrielle: "Hey! So what did I miss?"Mama Solis: "Not much, just a few friendly hands of poker with the girls." (There is a huge stack of money in front of Mama Solis as she pulls it all towards her. The other women look stunned.)[Play Rehearsal]Maisy: I'm sorry I'm late.As I'm sure you have all heard, Celia Bond broke her wrist playing tennis, which means we are now in desperate need of someone to do the costumes. I'm keeping my fingers crossed here. Are there any volunteers?" Lynette (standing up): "I'll do it."Maisy: "Really, that's a ... do you know how to sew?"Lynette (sits down): "Absolutely."Maisy: "Well, great, uh, thank you, Lynette!" (clapping)Lynette (stands up again): "Okay. So, now that I'm going to do some, heavy lifting, I believe I have a right to talk about the changes made to the script?"(She pauses. Nobody says anything, so she rushes forward to stand next to Maisy and address the group.)Lynette: "Um, ladies. We all grew up with Little Red Riding Hood, and we survived it, scary stuff and all, so I say, to hell with political correctness, let our kids experience this classic like it was meant to be enjoyed. Let's kill the damn wolf, and just put on the best show we can." (clapping)Maisy: "Thank you, Lynette, for that impassioned speech, but I believe that ship has sailed."Jordana: "No, it hasn't. We still have time to change the ending back."Ms. Truesdale: "And you know, Maisy, it is just a fairy tale - I don't think it will upset the children."Maisy: "Well, I think you are wrong."Lynette: "Well, that's what's so great about being in a democracy. Everyone is entitled to their opinion. Also, everyone has a right to vote. So all in favor of the woodsman going medieval on the big bad wolf's ass..."(She raises her hand. And slowly, the others follow, except for Maisy, who glares at Lynette.)[Outside of Paul's House](Sitting in her borrowed car, hidden mostly from view, Susan puts on a pair of sunglasses and watches Paul get into his SUV and drive away. Then she follows him - after a lurching start.)Susan: "Oh!"(He pulls into a parking lot and gets out. Susan slows down and looks at the sign stating "Silvercrest Juvenile Rehabilitation Center.")[Restaurant](Bree is sitting alone at her table when she notices Dr. Goldfine sit down at anothertable, also alone, with a book.)(Bree takes a sip of wine, then gets up and goes to his table.)Bree: "Dr. Goldfine."Dr. Goldfine: "Bree."Bree: "You're dining alone?"Dr. Goldfine: "Actually, I am."Bree: "Well, what a coincidence. So am I. It seems a shame for us to eat by ourselves. Shall I, pull up a chair?"Dr. Goldfine: "Bree, it's nothing personal, but I never socialize with clients." Bree: "Oh," (she pauses. )"Oh, I get it. I'm so sorry, of course, it's, it's inappropriate. It's just that after what happened yesterday, there's so much I need to say because..." (she pauses.) "I suppose it can wait."(She walks back over to her table and sits down, taking a sip from her glass of wine. Then they take turns looking at each other. And finally he waves her to come back over and sit across from him. Bree breathes a sigh of relief and gets up to join him.) [Gabrielle's House](Gabrielle is on the phone.)Gabrielle: "No, Lynette, I'm sorry, Juanita's taking a bath. Well, how much did she win from you? Jeez," (She laughs.) "Yeah, I guess she'll take a check. Okay. All right. Bye."Carlos: "What was that about?"Gabrielle: "It turns out your mother is quite the card shark."Carlos: "You let her play cards? How long did she play?"Gabrielle: "Not that long, why?"(Carlos walks away from her.) "Carlos, what is it?" Carlos: "I never told you this, but my mother had a serious gambling problem." Gabrielle: "Was this before we were married?"Carlos: "Yeah. It was bad. She went into debt. She dipped into her savings, started hocking jewelry..."Gabrielle: "Honey, it was only a small neighborhood game."Carlos: "But it doesn't take much for her to fall off the wagon. I know she seems like a very strong woman, but..."Gabrielle: "She has a major weakness. Honey, oh,"( she embraces him.) "It's okay. You were right to tell me this."(She smiles.)[Restaurant]Dr. Goldfine. "And you understand I have to treat this as a session."Bree: "Of course, that's fine. Shall I include the meal?"Dr. Goldfine: "Oh no. We'll split that."(Bree writes a check for $180.00 payable to Dr. Albert Goldfine and hands it over.) Dr. Goldfine: "So, let's talk about yesterday. You think there might have been some truth in what Rex said?"Bree: "No, I don't."Dr. Goldfine: "Bree, you know, it's not uncommon for people experiencing sexual repression to distance themselves from the act."Bree: "Is that how you see me? As some sort of prude who just lays there like a cold fish? I love sex."Dr. Goldfine: "All right."Bree: "I love everything about it. The sensations, the smells. I especially love the feel of a man. All that muscle and sinew pressed against my body. And then, when you add friction. Mmm ... The tactile sensation of running my tongue over a man's nipple ever so gently. And then there's the act itself - two bodies becoming one in that final eruption of pleasure. To be honest, the only thing I don't like about sex is the scrotum. I mean, obviously it has its practical applications, but I'm just not a fan."Waiter: "Can I get you something?"Dr. Goldfine: "Uh, just the check, please."Waiter: "Sir, you haven't ordered yet."Dr. Goldfine: "Oh."[Gabrielle's Car](Gabrielle and Mama Solis drive up to "The Torch Lake Casino.")Mama Solis: "We're not shopping?"Gabrielle: "Oh, I thought we would stop here for lunch first. This place has the best buffet in town. All you can eat crab legs. Oh no!"Mama Solis: "What's wrong? Let's go!" (Mama is already out of the car.) Gabrielle: "I didn't realize how late it was. They're only holding the suede mini for me until two. If we stay, I'll never make it. We'll just have lunch at the mall." Mama Solis: "Wait, uh, I'l really in the mood for crab legs. Why don't you just drop me off, and you can come back."Gabrielle: "Well, if the mall is crowded, it might take over an hour."Mama Solis: "It's a buffet. There's no rush!"(Mama Solis rushes inside. Gabrielle picks up her cell phone and calls somebody as she drives away.)Gabrielle: "Hi John. Motel. Ten minutes. Be there."[Play Rehearsal]Lynette (to a child in a costume): "All right. Off you go. Thanks."Maisy: "Ooh, Lynette. I couldn't help but notice, you forgot the coonskin on that hunter's coonskin cap."Lynette: "Oh, yeah, huh, it was a creative call. Look, I'm in the middle of a costume crisis, and if I don't take a few shortcuts, I'll never finish."Maisy: "Well, Jordana Guist manages to get her work done. She runs the concessions, paints the sets, and still has time to take care of her three kids and a husband. Now, we can't have the students suffer just because you don't understand the concept of time management."Lynettte: "I hardly think the kids are going to suffer without a clump of fur on their heads."Maisy: "Okay, I'll make a creative call. We'll cut the oak trees. That forest is looking a little dense, anyway."Lynette: "My boys are the oak trees."Maisy: "Are they? Well, I wouldn't worry. We'll find something for them to do back stage. That's where the real action is."Lynette: "I'll finish the costumes."Maisy: "Well, crisis averted."[Susan's House]Julie: "You have lost your mind."Susan: "I checked upon this Silvercrest place. It's a treatment center for troubled kids. Who's gonna notice one more? I create the distraction. You blend in and find Zach."Julie: "How am I supposed to blend in with a bunch of messed up teenagers?" Susan: "I don't know, Julie. You pretend to be bulimic. Gag a little. Come on, work with me here!"Julie: "Mom, when this is over, we need to talk about your parenting skills." Susan: "Okay, fine, if you don't want to help me, I'm not going to force you." Julie: "It's not that I don't want to, it's just, why does this mean so much to you?" Susan: "Because Mary Alice was a wonderful person, and now all anybody thinks about her is that she went off the deep end and did this terrible selfish thing, and I think there is more to it than that. She was my friend, Julie, and I owe it to her to find out the truth."[Outside of the Casino](Mama Solis is sitting on a park bench, as stoic as the large wooden Indian statue next to her as Gabrielle pulls up in her car.)Gabrielle: "Juanita, what's wrong?"(Mama Solis doesn't say anything. Gabrielle puts the car in park and goes over to sit by her mother-in-law.)Gabrielle: "Juanita!"Mama Solis: "I didn't go to the buffet. I went gambling instead, and I lost." Gabrielle: "Well, how much did you have on you? It couldn't have been much." Mama Solis: "I used Carlos' credit card."Gabrielle: "Okay, well, how much did you charge?"Mama Solis: "I don't know, it stopped working."Gabrielle: "What do you mean, it stopped working. That thing has, like, a $15,000 credit limit."(They both look at each other with shocked expressions.)Gabrielle: "Oh."[Hotel Room](Rex takes a bite of food, standing up, when there's a knock on the door. Rex, with food in hand, walks over to open it. Outside the door is Bree, covered in a full-length fur coat.)Bree: "The man at the desk said there were no vacant rooms. Mind if I bunk with you?"Rex: "Bree, what are you doing here?"Bree: "It's a little chilly out here, do you mind if we discuss this inside?"Rex: "C'mon in."。

The script of Desperate HousewivesSeason 1第十六集：Mary Alice Voiceover:Previously on Desperate Housewives:Rex:Hey, Maisy.Bree:Are you having an affair with my husband?Mary Alice Voiceover:Mistresses were confronted.Carlos:Very good to be back.Gabrielle:What's that?Carlos:I'm on house arrest.It's a condition of my bail.Gabrielle:How will you work?Carlos:I can't. I can't do anything.Mary Alice Voiceover:The tables were turned,Felicia:Lord, that's Angela.Mary Alice Voiceover:and secrets from the past...Paul: I'm afraid you're mistaken.My wife's name was Mary Alice.Mary Alice Voiceover:...caught up with everyone.Susan:I'm such an idiot!And you're such a liar!Oh, and apparently a killer!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Mary Alice Voiceover:"Throughout even the most respectable of neighborhoods, you can hear the sound of scandal..."(Ida Greenberg picks up a newspaper from a front walk and looks around guiltily. Then she sneaks quickly back to her own house while Bree comes out her house, holding a coffee cup.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"Some scandals announce themselves with a shout..."Bree: "Ida! Ida Greenberg,that is not your paper!"(Cut to T om signing a paper on a clipboard while a cable guy stands next to him.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"Some with a whisper..."Cable Guy: "Throw me a $20, and I'll hook you up with free porn."(Tom glances back at the house, then looks at the cable guy.)(Cut to kids toilet-papering a house. They've covered nearly the entire front of the house when a man comes outside holding a shotgun.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"And some with bang."Man: "Get the hell off my lawn!"(He shoots the gun up into the air as the kids scatter. )(Cut to Maisy Gibbons' house. Wearing sexy lingerie, she leads a gray-haired man up the stairs and into the bedroom.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"And once in a great while, there comes a scandal so deliciously sordid, its roar drowns out all other noise."Man: "So your husband -- does he have any idea how many men pay for the privilege of sleeping in this bed?"(He hands her some money and she tucks it away into a small box by the bed.)Maisy: "There's not a lot of sleeping going on - not if I'm doing my job right. So how do you want to get started?"(He pulls out handcuffs and holds them up.)Man: "With these."Maisy: "Well! That's going to cost you extra."Man: "Maisy Gibbons, you're under arrest for solicitation."Maisy: "What?"Man: "Please turn and place your hands on the bed."Maisy: "I'm sorry. I'm -- I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Now."(He grabs her and forces her face down on the bed, putting the handcuffs on her.)Maisy: "Hey! Aah! You get off me!"(The man leads Maisy outside, where a handful of cops wait by a couple of squad cars.)Maisy: "This is entrapment."Man: "Right."Maisy: "You all are making a gigantic mistake."Man: "Yeah, yeah. Hey, fellas, here's one for your memoirs."(Maisy breaks away from him and begins running down the sidewalk. The cops chase after her and when she trips and falls on her face, they pick her up, holding her off of the ground as she screams and shouts at them. Neighbors stand around, watching.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"Yes, the scandalous arrest of Maisy Gibbons would soon prove to be the shot heard 'round the world."(One of the neighbors watching pulls out her cell phone and flips it open.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Credits--------------------------------------------------------------------------------(Maisy is forced into the back of a cop car and the cops get into the front seat. She stares out the window.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"It is often said that good news travels fast, but as every housewife knows, bad news moves quite a bit faster."(The woman who pulled out her cell phone earlier dials a number.)Woman: "Tisha? Hey. You are not going to believe this. Maisy Gibbons was arrested."Tisha: "You cannot be serious."(The news travels very quickly throughout the neighborhood.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Barcliff Academy](The crossing guard walks distractedly across the street, on her cell phone.)Crossing Guard: "Maisy Gibbons running in handcuffs? I'd've killed to see that!"(She walks past Lynette's car. Lynette turns to Parker, sitting in the back seat.)Lynette: "I'll be right back."(She walks up to the front of the school, where some mothers are standing and a school official is talking to them.)Headmaster Lenz: "Ladies, please calm down, ma'am. This is just a precaution. If you'll just take a flyer..."(Lynette walks up to two other women, Tammy and Mona.)Lynette: "Hey, guys. What's going on?"Tammy: "Oh, there's been an outbreak of head lice."Lynette: "Head lice."Headmaster Lenz: "These flyers detail all the important information concerning the situation, including the recommended delousing combs."Tammy: "Delousing? Do they have to make it sound so disgusting?"Mona: "Does anybody know where it started?"Headmaster Lenz: "I'm sorry. That's confidential information. Barcliff maintains a strict no-blame policy." (Preston and Porter walk out of the school and Lynette waves to them.)Lynette: "Hey, guys, over here."Mona: "I think parents have a right to know who brought this into our school."(As the boys walk toward her, they both begin scratching their heads.)Headmaster Lenz: "Please calm down, ma'am. Our position is that there's nothing to be gained by pointing fingers."(Tammy notices Lynette's intense gaze at her children and turns to see what she's looking at.) Headmaster Lenz: "To identify the child who initiated the outbreak might result in him or her being subjected to ridicule."(Tammy sees the twins scratching and turns a meaningful gaze onto Mona, who catches sight of them as well. Lynette, distracted, keeps her eyes on her boys.)Lynette: "I, um, excuse me."Headmaster Lenz: "If you'll just take a flyer..."Lynette: "Stop scratching. Stop scratching. Now, now, stop it. Guys, let's go, okay? Stop scratching. I mean it. Stop, stop."Lynette: "Hey. See you later."Tammy and Mona: "Bye."(They watch Lynette and her boys walk away from them.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Gabrielle's House](Gabrielle is in the shower when Carlos walks into the bathroom. He sips from a cup of coffee and looks down at the sink, which is slowly filling up, from the drain, with brown-colored liquid.)Carlos: "What the hell? Gabrielle!"Gabrielle: "What?"Carlos: "Hey, Gabrielle! I think we got a problem here!"Gabrielle: "I can't hear you!"Carlos: "I said, I think we got a problem! The water's backing up here!"Gabrielle: "What?"Carlos (to himself): "Is that sewage?"(Gabrielle starts screaming from the shower.)Carlos: "Yeah, that's sewage."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Carlos and Gabrielle stand next to a large hole that Mike dug in their front yard. Mike stands in th e hole.] Gabrielle: "So, uh, Mike. The suspense is killing us. Why don't you just tell us the bad news?"Mike: "Well, your outtake pipe's completely corroded. That's why it collapsed. I'm gonna have to tear it out and repipe the whole system."Gabrielle: "And how much is this gonna cost?"Mike: "I'll do the job for you at cost, but you're still looking at six, seven grand, minimum."(Gabrielle looks at Carlos and he clears his throat quietly.)Gabrielle: "Okay, well, we'll let you know."Mike: "Look, um...if money's an issue..."Gabrielle: "Oh, no, no, no, it's not the money. It's just, uh, Carlos and I are trying to prioritize some little things we need to do around the house."Mike: "Right. And, uh, you don't consider sewage backing up in the house a priority?"Gabrielle: "It's definitely on the short list."Mike: "I'm kind of surprised you called me."Gabrielle: "Why?"Mike: "Well, um, ever since my arrest, nobody around here seems to want to have much to do with me." (Carlos chuckles and lifts a leg slightly, showing Mike the detector that's around his ankle.)Carlos: "Innocent until proven guilty, my man."(They turn and walk back into the house.)Gabrielle: "Hope he's more innocent than you are."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Susan's House](Susan pushes the Play button on her answering machine.)Lynette's Voice: "Hey, it's Lynette. I know you're down about this Mike thing, but you got to come to poker. It'll be worth it. I got dirt on Maisy Gibbons."(The machine goes to the next message.)Mike's Voice: "Hey, Susan, it's me. Look, I really wish you'd return my calls. We need to talk. I know I messed things --"(Susan pushes the Erase button, cutting him off. )Julie: "You okay?"Susan: "Hi."Julie: "You know, I can stay home if you want."Susan: "No, no, no. Now, I know how much you were looking forward to this weekend with your dad. I'm fine."Julie: "You don't look fine."Susan: "Well...I'm a little sad. Mike and I were just a fling. And not even a full fling. Sort of a borderline fling."Julie: "Mom, anyone can see how much you loved him."Susan: "Well, I also loved junk food, and I gave that up, and I survived."(A horn honks from outside.)Susan: "There's your father. Go have fun."Julie: "Last chance. Y ou're sure?"Susan: "I'm sure. Now go."Julie: "You'll find someone else, mom. Someone great. I know it."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Fairview Country Club](Rex and Bree sit at a table eating lunch.)Bree: "What's wrong, Rex? Didn't you enjoy your golf game with Dr. Wallace?"Rex: "I didn't play. I'm still feeling sluggish."Bree: "Still? Did you talk to him about that?"Rex: "Yeah, of course. He doesn't understand why the medication isn't working, and he wants me to come in for a checkup tomorrow."(Some women laughing at the next table cause the two of them to turn and look. Tisha walks away from that table and heads to another one.)Bree: "I can see that Tisha is making the rounds. She must have some juicy new anecdote."Rex: "Then, get her over here. I could use a funny story today."Bree: "Tisha. Tisha. Oh, I can tell by that look on your face you've got something good. Now, come on, don't be selfish."Tisha: "Well, first off, you're not friends with Maisy Gibbons, are you?"(There's a short pause as Rex and Bree stare at each other before Bree turns back to Tisha.)Bree: "No."Tisha: "Thank god, because this is too good. Maisy was arrested. While Harold was at work, she was having sex with men in her house for money. Can you imagine?"Bree: "No, I can't."Tisha: "And that's not even the best part. Word is, she had a little black book with all her clients' names." Rex: "So, uh...you think that'll get out?"Tisha: "Of course. These things always do. Nancy, wait up. I can't wait to tell you this. Wait, wait." (She rushes off.)Bree: "Well, you heard your funny story, Rex. Why aren't you laughing?"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Lynette's House](Lynette and Tom stand over a twin, combing out any and all lice that they find. The telephone rings.) Tom: "I'll get it."(He quickly tosses a louse into a cup of water on the table and picks up the phone. One of the twins reaches for the glass.)Lynette: "Aah, aah, aah."Tom: "Hello. Hi, Tammy, yeah."Twin: "Can we see one of the bugs?"Lynette: "Yeah, here. See? It's this little white thing. Look. It looks like a --"She sees that the twin she had been working on took the tweezers and clamped them on his face. Lynette: "Aw, jeez. (she removes the tweezers) It looks like a sesame seed."Twin: "That's cool."Lynette: "Yeah, well, there's lots more where that came from."Tom: "No, I'm -- I'm so sorry. He must be so disappointed. But, look, we'll get all the boys together once Topher's back on his feet. Bye."Lynette: "What'd Tammy want?"Tom: "She's canceling T opher's birthday party on Sunday. He's come down with the measles, so..." Twin: "Aww!"Lynette: "Measles, huh?"Tom: "Yeah. What?"Lynette: "Tammy Brennan spent a fortune on Topher's party. She'd call in specialists from Switzerland before she'd let it be canceled."Tom: "Okay. Why would Tammy lie to us?"Lynette: "Because she saw Porter scratching his head at school. They all did, and now word's getting around."Tom: "Why is everything a conspiracy theory with you? I mean, lots of kids get lice. It's not that big a deal."Lynette: "Well, it is for the rich bee-eye-tee-see-atch's..."(Tom looks exasperated as he quickly covers the ears of the twin he's working on.)Lynette: "...at Barcliff Academy."Tom: "Lynette."Lynette: "It's been one day, and they've been disinvited to a birthday party. If rumors start flying, theseboys can kiss campouts and pool parties goodbye."Twin: "Uh-oh."Lynette: "Yeah, not so cool now, huh?"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Paul's House](Edie hands Paul a folder with papers in it.)Edie: "It's all here. Appraisal, title search, and escrow documents. "Paul: "Again, I'm sorry about changing my mind, but this just isn't really a good time to sell the house. Zach's going through a lot, and he wants to finish high school before moving."Edie: "Ah, forget it. It's part of the business. I expect to get screwed over."(As they walk down the sidewalk towards Edie's car, she opens her briefcase.)Edie: "Now, where is your house key? Oh, I must have left it at home. I'll bring it by tonight."Paul: "No one will be here. Zach's away on a school trip, and I'm going to Mount Pleasant on business today. Just, uh, drop it by tomorrow."Edie: "Or I could just keep it."Paul: "What?"Edie: "It's a joke, Paul. I know your wife's dead and all, but it's been six months. Lighten up."(She walks to her car and Felicia comes down the sidewalk towards them.)Felicia: "Hello."Paul: "Felicia."Edie: "Oh, hi, Felicia."Felicia: "Edie, I found this in my sister's things. It has your name on it."Edie (gasps): "My necklace. Oh, you know...I lent this to Martha three months ago, and she said that it went down the drain. Oh, I miss how we used to steal things from one another."Paul: "So, Felicia. I heard they have a suspect in your sister's murder. Mike Delfino."Felicia: "Oh, he didn't kill her."Paul: "But they found her jewelry in his garage."Felicia: "But his fingerprints weren't on any of it."Paul: "Well, that just means he wore gloves."Felicia: "So, he's smart enough to use gloves, but he leaves her blood-spattered jewelry lying around for anyone to find? Please. Is that what you'd do if you killed someone?"Paul: "I don't know what goes through the mind of a murderer. I'm just saying I wouldn't trust him if I were you."(Edie finishes putting the necklace around her neck and after a moment of staring thoughtfully at Paul, Felicia turns to her.)Felicia: "Edie...that is lovely. Is it an antique?"Edie: "Yeah, I think so."Felicia: "You know, I know a store you would love. It specializes in antique jewelry. It's in Salt Lake City. Have you ever been to Salt Lake City?"Edie: "No, I try to steer clear of Utah. It's a little too...conservative for me."Felicia: "Too bad. Have you ever been, Paul?"Paul: "No."Felicia: "It's lovely. I used to live there when I was a nurse. You should definitely go sometime."(She chuckles.)Felicia: "Bye."(She leaves, with Paul and Edie staring after her.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Lynette's House, bathroom](Gabrielle hurriedly brushes her teeth. A little later, she uses a washcloth to give herself a quick sponge bath on her arms and neck. After making herself look presentable, she takes the washcloth she was using and tosses it to the side. )Mary Alice Voiceover:"With no indoor plumbing, Gabrielle was now forced to improvise when it came to her personal hygiene wherever and whenever she had the opportunity."(A few minutes later, she enters Lynette's kitchen and sits down at the table, where she pic ks up her cards and reaches for some food in the center of the table.)Gabrielle: "Ahem. Sorry."Edie: "That's okay. I was just about to give a Maisy Gibbons update."Lynette: "Guys, we should be ashamed of ourselves for reveling in that woman's misery. That being said, Edie, please continue."Edie: "Well, I hear from a very reliable source that Maisy's gonna cut a deal with the prosecution. Apparently, she has some high-profile johns, and the D.A.'s looking for a second term."Lynette: "I don't get it. I don't get who would pay Maisy for sex."Gabrielle: "Obviously, someone who's not getting it at home."Edie: "So, the upshot is Maisy is going to turn over her little black book with all of her clients' names." Lynette: "Really."Edie: "Yep. I mean, can you imagine the fallout when this goes public? Ooh, blood on the walls." Gabrielle: "I'm all in."Lynette: "I'll call. Bree? "Bree: "Uh, what just happened?"Lynette: "The stakes were raised."Bree: "Yes, yes, they were. I fold."(Later, Lynette cleans up while Edie sits at the table, organizing the chips she won.)Lynette: "I can't believe how lucky you were today."Edie: "Luck had nothing to do with it. I had crappy cards. I was bluffing the entire time."Lynette: "Really? Wow, you're good."Edie: "Oh, that's the only nice thing I could say about my first husband -- he taught me how to bluff." Lynette: "He played poker?"Edie: "No, he was lousy in bed. I had to fake a lot of orgasms. You don't have to respond."Lynette: "Thank you."Edie: "So, uh, where was Susan today?"Lynette: "Um, I'm not sure."Edie: "Wow! Tom must be great in bed."Lynette: "Huh?"Edie: "Well, obviously, you have no idea how to bluff."Lynette: "Okay. She's going through something, and I'm sure she'd prefer it to be private."Edie: "She's upset with Mike, isn't she? Well, come on. I'm gonna find out sooner or later."Lynette: "She's devastated about the breakup, and she hasn't left the house in days."Edie: "Well, why didn't you just tell me that?"Lynette: "Because it's personal. It's the kind of thing she would only want me to tell her friends."Edie: "I'm Susan's friend. Well, I don't hate her."Lynette: "Edie, if you want me to share stuff with you, you're gonna have to start being more supportive of Susan."Edie: "Okay. How?"Lynette: "What do friends do? They call, they're sympathetic, they ask about the pain the other person is going through, and then they listen."Edie: "What if you want to be supportive, but you just can't stand listening to peo ple bitch?"Lynette: "Then it's good to know how to bluff."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Paul's House](Paul opens up a box that has a large jumble of video tapes in it. He roots through it until he finds one labeled "Utah - Angela's Award Party." He goes to the VCR and puts the tape in. On it, Mary Alice is with a group of people at work. She hands out napkins, grinning, as they all offer congratulations to her.) (Paul, watching, smiles. Mary Alice holds up a plaque to the camera that reads "Wake Forrest Employee of the Year." The camera pulls back and pans slightly to the left, where a younger-looking Felicia is standing next to Mary Alice, smiling as she looks at the plaque. Paul quickly pauses the videotape and it stops on Felicia's face as she congratulates Mary Alice.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Gabrielle's House, backyard](Sitting by the jacuzzi, Gabrielle and Carlos perform their ablutions. Carlos, wearing only pants, is shaving, using a small mirror to see himself, and Gabrielle, wearing a bikini, shaves her legs, using the jacuzzi to wash the razor.)Gabrielle: "God, I have to go to the bathroom again."Carlos: "Go to Bree's."Gabrielle: "I've been to Bree's twice today."Carlos: "Then go to Susan's."Gabrielle: "I hate Susan's. She has all these weird scented candles. Her house reeks of apricot. Hose." (Carlos turns the hose on her legs and she shrieks slightly when the water hits her.)Carlos: "How about Lynette's?"Gabrielle: "No, you don't understand. I don't want to go to anybody's house anymore. I'm tired of knocking on doors and making up excuses as to why we haven't fixed our plumbing."Carlos: "Why are you yelling at me?"Gabrielle: "Because it's your fault."Carlos: "My fault?"Gabrielle: "Yes. If you hadn't gotten yourself indicted, we would have pipes right now."Carlos: "I got indicted trying to make enough money to keep you happy. In case you hadn't noticed, you're a little materialistic."Gabrielle: "Oh, I'm materialistic? When the Johnson's bought their new 7-series, you were the one who went right in and traded in his car for something better."Carlos: "Who ended up driving it?"(Gabrielle wraps a towel around herself and then dumps a small load of laundry into the jacuzzi.) Gabrielle: "You know what? I don't have time to fight right now. I have laundry to do."(She turns on the jacuzzi so that bubbles are released into the water, swishing the clothing around. She stalks off.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Barcliff Academy](Lynette comes up to a closed nurse's office in the school. She opens the door and peeks her head in.) Lynette: "Nurse Abigail?"Nurse Abigail: "Mrs. Scavo, right? The twins' mother?"Lynette: "I just wanted to tell you that the boys are now lice-free."Nurse Abigail: "Good to hear."(Lynette steps fully into the office and closes the door behind her.)Lynette: "I just can't figure out how it happened. They get a bath every night. Trust me, it's the ugliest 15 minutes of the day."Nurse Abigail: "I believe you."Lynette: "I keep thinking that maybe it was the petting zoo that I took them to last week. That llama was really iffy."Nurse Abigail: "Mrs. Scavo, it doesn't work that way. Lice only spreads from human to human. Even the cleanest kid in the world can get it if he gets too close to the wrong kid."Lynette: "Really?"Nurse Abigail: "Yes. So don't be so hard on yourself, huh?"Lynette: "I guess. Still, I can't help but feel a little guilty. After all, my kids started an entire lice outbreak." Nurse Abigail: "Look, your, uh, your kids didn't start it."Lynette: "They didn't?"Nurse Abigail: "No. I know for a fact that patient zero was another little boy. This is his fourth time with this particular problem."Lynette: "Oh. That is a load off my mind. Well, thank you."(She heads back towards the door, then turns around.)Lynette: "So which kid is it?"Nurse Abigail: "I can't tell you. You know we have a no-blame policy. We have to protect the children. You understand."Lynette: "Of course."(She turns to the door, then turns back around.)Lynette: "No, I don't. You're going to have to give me a name."Nurse Abigail: "Mrs. Scavo --"Lynette: "Here's the thing. Acting like parents won't assign blame is like pretending they don't keep score at pee-wee league games. It's human nature. If you don't give the moms someone to blame, they'll pick a scapegoat. I can't let my boys be the scapegoat."Nurse Abigail: "Please don't put me in this position."Lynette: "I'm begging you. They've already been uninvited from a birthday party, a really big birthday party with a bouncy house and a hot dog stand and a clown."Nurse Abigail: "I wish I could help you, but --"Lynette: "For god's sakes, there's gonna be a magician. Tammy Brennan went all out."Nurse Abigail: "Tammy Brennan? T opher's mother?"Lynette: "Yes."Nurse Abigail: "Well, isn't that interesting. Have a seat."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Fairview County Prison](A buzzer sounds and Maisy Gibbons, in orange prison scrubs, is led into a room where prisoners meet with visitors.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"Meanwhile, at the Fairview County Prison, Maisy Gibbons was delighted to find out she had a visitor, but she was soon reminded one should always beware of visitors bearing gift baskets."(The visitor's door opens and a close-up of a decorated gift basket being held is shown.)Maisy: "You've got to be kidding me."。

The script of Desperate HousewivesSeason 1第十七集：Mary Alice V oiceover:Previously on "Desperate Housewives":Susan:The showed me your rap sheet!Y ou killed the man!Mike:Y ou don't know if it happened or not.Susan:It doesn't matter, because I will never believe anything you say,ever again.Mary Alice V oiceover:Sometimes unexpected visitors...Juanita:Do you think she is cheating on you?Carlos:Think so.Juanita:I'll take care of it.Carlos:Thank you, Mam.Mary Alice V oiceover:...lead to unexpected consequences.Bree:Andrew, you almost killed another human being!Andrew:She's lived her life!I have my whole life ahead of me,and now it might be screwed up!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Sacred Heart Hospital - Nighttime]Mary Alice V oiceover:"In the Coma Ward at Sacred Heart Hospital, the dreams begin just after midnight. The pitch black of night gives way to vivid images that comfort the dreamer until the morning."(A janitor stops cleaning the floor and stretches.)Mary Alice V oiceover:"Gus, the custodian, dreams of someday winning the lottery and quitting his thankless job."(He removes a piece of paper from his shirt pocket, kisses it, picks up his thermos, and walks off.)A security guard, sitting in a chair, pulls out a neck pillow to place on his neck.Mary Alice V oiceover:"Howard, the security guard, envisions a luxurious retirement in the tropics."(He kicks off his shoes and closes his eyes.)(A night nurse sits at a desk, looking bored. She spins something on the desk and watches it.)Mary Alice V oiceover:"Ruth Ann, the night nurse, fantasizes about leaving her husband."(As it spins, she checks her watch, picks up a pack of cigarettes and stands up to leave, leaving her wedding rin g spinning on the desk.)Mary Alice V oiceover:"But the most vivid dreams of all belong to the patient in Room 312."(Inside room 312, Juanita Solis lies still in her hospital bed.)Mary Alice V oiceover:"Y es, Juanita Solis had been dreaming steadily for five months. Sometimes of the shocking secret she had uncovered."(Flashback to her taking a picture of Gabrielle and John caught in bed.)Mary Alice V oiceover:"Other times, she dreamt of the accident that had put her in the hospital."(Flashback to her running out of the Solis house and getting hit by a car.)Mary Alice V oiceover:"But her most common dream was the one in which she finally told her son the truth."(Carlos sits next to Juanita's bedside holding her hands. Juanita leans over and begins whispering to Carlos.)Juanita: "Carlos. Gabrielle..."Mary Alice V oiceover:"And then one night...Juanita Solis decided it was time to wake up."(Juanita's eyes open suddenly and she sits up in bed.)(A few minutes later, Juanita leaves her hospital room, holding onto her pole with IV fluids. She looks up and down the empty hallway.)Juanita: "Hello? Is anybody here?"(Juanita goes down the hallway, looking back and forth.)Juanita: "Hello!"(Juanita reaches the empty nurse's station and bangs on the counter.)Juanita: "I have to call my son!"(Juanita continues to run down the hallway in her stocking feet. She runs past the hallway and doesn't see the sleeping guard. She continues running and see a phone on the wall at the end of a hallway. She pul ls out the intravenous tube and runs down the hallway toward the phone.)(As she heads towards it, she slips on the wet floor left by the janitor. She slides straight into a stairwell, where she fal ls down the stairs, right near the feet of the nurse taking her cigarette break. Ruth Ann, turns, shocked.)Mary Alice V oiceover:"Even though she knew she was about to die, Juanita didn't care. The truth was finally going to come out."(Ruth Ann puts out her cigarette and runs toward Juanita. Ruth Ann kneels down and holds Juanita's head.)Juanita: "Tell my son his wife is cheating on him."Ruth Ann: "Oh my God!"(Juanita dies.)Mary Alice V oiceover:"Sadly for Juanita, this was one dream that would never come true."(Ruth Ann pulls earphones from her ears. Music is blasting from the earphones.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Credits--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Susan's House](At Susan's kitchen table, there are illustrated drawings knights and dragons.)Mary Alice V oiceover:"We all honor heroes for different reasons. Sometimes for their bravery, sometimes for their daring, sometimes for their goodness, but mostly we honor heroes because at one point or another we all dream of being rescued."(Susan goes to the coffeemaker by the sink and pours herself a cup. She looks through the kitchen window and sees Mike walking up to the door.)(He knocks on the door.)Mike: "Susan, I know you're in there. We have to talk."(Susan opens door and faces Mike.)Mike: "This is crazy."Susan: "I know."(Mike grabs Susan and they kiss.)(Cut to Susan standing at the kitchen window again, daydreaming.)(Susan again opens the door and faces Mike.)Mike: "Everything the cop said to you is true. I did kill someone. But there's one thing they didn't tell you. I killed for you, Susan."(Susan grabs Mike and kisses him.)(Cut to Susan standing at the kitchen window again, daydreaming.)(Susan opens the door and faces Mike. He pulls out a gun and aims at her.)Mike: "Susan, if I can't have you, no one else can."(Susan knocks the gun out of Mike's hand.)Susan: "Shut up."(Susan grabs Mike and kisses him. The coffee cup she is holding falls and breaks.)(Cut to Susan standing at the kitchen window again, daydreaming. She looks down at the unbroken cup in her hand. She sees Mike walking toward the door, and then he knocks.)(Susan drops to the floor and crawls to the door.)Mike: "Susan, are you home? Susan, your car is here. I know you're in there. I was hoping we could talk for a minute." (Susan whimpers and leans against the door. Mike slides a letter under the door. Susan pulls it in.)Mike: "Susan, maybe you should have waited until I left to do that. All right, look, I know you don't want to see me right now, but I owe you an explanation and it's all in there, all of it. Everything you ever wanted to know about my past, about my reasons for doing what I did. It's all there."(Susan stands up and looks out the door in time to watch Mike walk away.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[School Parking Lot](A car sits in the parking lot. Its interior is filled with smoke. A school security guard knocks on window. A window rolls down and smoke pours out.)Andrew: "Hey!"Security Guard: "Guys come on. What are you doing?"Andrew: "Ah, you know, just bonding. Discussing current events."Security Guard: "Hey, seriously, listen, if you guys would have just parked across the street I could have let you go." Andrew: "Why don't you pretend like we did?"(Andrew's friends laugh.)Security Guard: "Get out of the car."(Instead, Andrew starts pulling away.)Security Guard: "Hey, hey, hey! Stop the car!"(He holds onto the window and as the car speeds up, he trips and rolls on the ground as the car leaves.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Bree's House]Rex: "I can't believe it. Two months from graduation and he gets expelled."Bree: "Y ou know we are just lucky that that security guard did not press charges."Rex: "So what are we gonna do?"Bree: "Well, glad that you asked."(Bree pulls out some pamphlets from a drawer and lays them out.)Rex: "What are these?"Bree: "They're brochures for youth detention centers."Rex: "How long have you had these?"Bree: "They've been in the drawer for a few months. I had a feeling we might be needing them."Rex: "Bree, I don't know."Bree: "We have to admit that we need help. If we can't get through to Andrew then we have to find someone who can." Rex: "Y ou really want to send our son away to some prison camp?"Bree: "Oh come on, don't be so dramatic. Some of these places actually look fun. Look. Camp Hennessey." (readin g) "Camp Hennessey teaches kids respect for authority and boundaries in a summer camp-like atmosphere."(Bree holds up the brochure for Rex to see. Rex grabs the brochure.)Rex: "The perimeter is surrounded by an electrified fence."Bree: "Well, you have to admit that's an efficient way to teach respect for boundaries. Okay, how about this one. It's perfect for Andrew. It's a ranch in Montana. It has lots of fresh air and plenty of open spaces and daily classes in anger management."Rex: "I'm, I'm not comfortable with this."Bree: "All right, what about this one. It's in the desert and it's very reasonable. Barracks are a little bit bleak, but that recidivism rate is to die for!"Rex: "Bree, I'm not doing it. I'm not sending my son away."Bree: "It's easy for you, isn't it? Y ou're not the one he's openly rude to. Y ou're not the one he challenges every day. Y ou're not the one he hates."Rex: "I'll talk to him, all right? I'll sit him down for a little old-fashioned heart to heart."Bree: "Y ou talk to him all you want. I'm gonna check out the place with the electrified fence."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Barcliff Academy](Five children, including Porter and Preston, dressed in colonial costume, s tand on a small stage, reciting lines.)Twin: "Listen, my children and you shall hear of the midnight ride of Paul Revere."(Lynette proudly smiles as she watches her sons recite. She turns to see, in the audience, a mother and young daughter signing to each other.)Twin: "In the lantern is turned off in the belfry arch of the North church tower. One if by land, two if by sea, and I on the opposite shore will be."(The parents applaud. Lynette smiles proudly as she applauds.)(Lynette, pushing a stroller, approaches the little girl and woman who had been signing.)Lynette: "Um, hi. I, I wanted to introduce myself to your Mom. I'm Lynette Scavo."Alisa Stevens: "Have we met? I'm Alisa Stevens."Lynette: "Oh, I'm sorry! I thought..."Alisa: "I read lips."Lynette: "Oh."(Alisa starts signing and her daughter begins translating for her.)Lily (translating): "But a lot of the time, signing is much easier. I don't like to misunderstand or be misunderstood."(Lily turns toward Lynette and offers her hand.)Lily: "And I'm Lily."Lynette: "Oh hi. Nice to meet you, Lily."(A young boy in a horse costume runs by.)Matt: "Hi, mom."Alisa: "That's my son, Matt."Lynette: "My twins talk about Matt all the time. We should set up a play date."Alisa: "That sounds great. Let's have dinner, too."Lynette: "I'd love to."(Lynette turns toward her boys as she hears them yelling. They are holding Matt's horse's tail, whipping it and yelling. Matt is trying to run away.)Twins: "The British are coming! The British are coming. Giddy up! Giddy up! Giddy up."Matt:"No, no, no."(Lynette turns back toward Alisa.)Lynette: "Even better, let's just keep it adults."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Gabrielle's House].(Gabrielle is sitting on the couch reading the paper. Carlos comes in the front door.)Carlos: "Babe, they blinked! We got 'em by the short hairs!"(Carlos grabs Gabrielle's hand and pulls her up.)Gabrielle: "Who? Who blinked?"(Carlos picks Gabrielle up and she shrieks.)Carlos: "I just spoke to the lawyers. They offered a plea bargain."Gabrielle: "And that's - good?"Carlos: "It means they know they got a weak case. They don't think they can win. It's over."Gabrielle: "Oh my god! Honey, that means we can keep the house!"Carlos: "No. We still have to sell the house. I gotta pay the lawyers."Gabrielle: "But I thought you said they offered a plea bargain."Carlos: "Y eah, but we're not gonna take that."Gabrielle: "Put me down."(Carlos puts Gabrielle down.)Carlos: "Honey, it would mean me going to jail for eight months."Gabrielle: "I think that's pretty reasonable considering you're guilty as sin!"Carlos: "Y ou said that you were fine with selling the house."Gabrielle: "That was before I knew we could trade a couple months in prison to keep it!"(The phone rings. Gabrielle goes over to answer it.)Gabrielle: "What? No, this is her daughter-in-law."Carlos: "Is it the hospital? Is it Mama?"(Gabrielle turns away from Carlos.)Gabrielle: "Ah, thank you, yes."(She hangs up.)Carlos: "Gabby?"Gabrielle: "I'm sorry, Carlos."(She puts her arms around him and hugs him close. As she holds him, she smiles.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Gabrielle's House](Pamphlets for crypts, caskets, and flowers are spread all over the coffee table.)Mary Alice V oiceover:"Some believe people are judged by the way they live life, and others by the way they leave it." Carlos: "I like the Lexington mahogany with gold leaf. It comes with a pink velvet interior and drapes. Plus it's hand-engraved so in case of a flood or earthquake, they'll at least be able to know which one is hers."Gabrielle: "Don't you think that's a little over the top?"Carlos: "I want the best for Mama."Gabrielle: "No, honey, these funeral homes make a fortune trying to convince people to overspend."Carlos: "What are you saying?"Gabrielle: "Well, I'm saying your mother was a sensible woman. She wouldn't be comfortable with all these bells and whistles. Maybe this one. Wood veneer!"(Carlos closes his eyes and shakes his head.)Gabrielle: "What?"Carlos: "Y ou never liked Mama."Gabrielle: "Well, it's awfully hard to like someone who actively hates your guts. She always thought you married beneath you and she let me know it."Carlos: "She loved you."Gabrielle: "She treated me like trash!" (crosses herself) "God rest her soul."Carlos: "I'm putting my mother in the grave. Now is not the time to pinch pennies."Gabrielle: "Carlos, we're not exactly flush with cash right now. Let her be true to her roots. She was born humble and barefoot."Carlos: "She was a queen."(He walks away.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Susan's House - Outside](Susan holds the sealed letter marked "Susan" that Mike had put under her door. Sitting around her are Lynette, Edie, andBree.)Lynette: "So what did Mike say when he gave you the letter?"Susan: "That it explains everything."Bree: "Well, does it?"Susan: "I haven't read it."Edie: "Well, why the hell not?"Susan: "I just can't."Lynette: "Y ou're a better woman than me. I would have ripped that open with my teeth. Aren't you dying to know what he wrote?"Susan: "Y es. What if it just a bunch of far-fetched stories."Bree: "Well, you should assume that it is."Lynette: "Why?"Bree: "Well, think about how good men are at lying on the spot. I mean, God forbid, you should give them time and a pen!" (Lynette and Edie laugh.)(A car drives up on the street behind them and honks. The sign on the door of the car reads "General Contractors." A handsome man calls out to Edie.)Bill: "Hey Edie, you mind stopping by the site later? I have blueprints of the master bath."Edie: "Oh. I'll see you in a few, Bill."(Susan turns and looks at Bill. Bill nods and smiles at Susan as he drives away.)Edie: "That's my new contractor. We're sort of dating."Lynette: "Didn't you once say you never mix business with pleasure?"Edie: "No, I said never mix pleasure with commitment."Lynette (laughing): "Right."Bree: "So, Susan, what are you gonna do with the letter?"Edie: "And for pete's sake, would you open it up already?"(Susan begins to open the letter, then stops.)Susan: "No, no, I won't. I don't trust Mike anymore. And without trust...no, no. I'm just gonna go in and rip it up and throw it in the trash."(Susan begins walking toward her house. Lynette grabs the letter and acts like she's going to rip it up.)Lynette: "Why wait, why don't we just rip it up now."(Susan grabs the letter back.)Susan: "No, no no. That's okay, I don't wanna, you know, litter."(She runs inside her house. The other women watch her go.)Lynette: "She is so opening that letter."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Sacred Heart Hospital](Gabrielle walks down the hallway.)Mary Alice V oiceover:"While Carlos was making arrangements to bury his mother, Gabrielle was making sure she'd be taking her secret to the grave."(Gabrielle reaches the nurse's station. As she looks at the nurse behind the counter, a man in a business suit walks up to a room behind Gabrielle, and enters it, but makes sure to keep the door cracked open so he can eavesdrop.)Gabrielle: "Hi, I'm Gabrielle Solis. Y ou're Nurse Heissel?"Nurse Ruth Ann Heissel: "Y es, Hi. Um, when you called and said you were coming down I collected all the personal things that your husband brought in during Juanita's stay with us."(Nurse Heissel puts a cardboard box on the counter.)Nurse Heissel: "I assume that that's why you were stopping by."Gabrielle: "Oh, that's so thoughtful of you, but actually no."Nurse Heissel: "No?"(The man behind the door continues to watch.)Gabrielle: "No, you see my husband and I still don't have a clear account as to how Juanita passed."Nurse Heissel: "How?"Gabrielle: "Y es, did she die quietly in her sleep?"(Nurse Heissel and the man in the doorway nod as if agreeing with what Gabrielle is saying.)Nurse Heissel: "Oh yeah, that's usually how it happens. I mean, I'm pretty sure that that's how it happened."Gabrielle: "Pretty sure?"Nurse Heissel: "I mean, I don't know exactly cause I wasn't with her at that time."Gabrielle: "Uh huh. Was anyone with her? An orderly, candy striper, anyone?"(The man still watches them.)Nurse Heissel: "No. She was alone."(The man closes his eyes and bows his head.)Gabrielle: "Thank you so much. That's all I needed to hear."(Gabrielle walks away. As she passes by the room the man is in, he quickly closes the door. Nurse Heissel picks up the cardboard box.)Nurse Heissel: "Mrs. Solis!"Gabrielle: "Oh, you can just toss that!"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Susan's House - Outside](Susan comes out with purse and keys. She looks at her car and sees that she has a flat tire.)Susan: "Great, just great!"(She stoops down to look at the tire and pulls out a long nail. She hears construction work going on at Edie's house and looks that way.)(Susan walks over to the construction lot. She sees the man, Bill, who had been in the general contractors truck and walks up to him, nail in hand.)Susan: "I think this is yours."(She hands Bill the nail.)Bill: "Y eah. Y eah, I've been looking for this one. Thanks."Susan: "I don't suppose you have any idea where I found it?"Bill: "Well, these little suckers are drawn to bare feet and car tires and since you're not limping or bleeding..."(They smile at each other.)(At Susan's car, Bill has a compressor filling Susan's tire.)Bill: "This is only temporary. Y ou're going to need to take this tire in to get it fixed."Susan: "Thanks, I will."Bill: "Seriously. It's not safe. Y ou're probably only going to get 20, 30 miles out of it."Susan: "All right, I promise."Bill: "Hey listen, I'm about to break for lunch. How would you like to join me?"Susan: "Lunch?"Bill: "Y eah. Lunch."Susan: "Are you asking me out on a date?"Bill: "That sounds kind of formal for a burrito and a can of soda but, yeah, I guess I am."Susan: "Aren't you dating Edie?"Bill: "We went out on a date, we're not dating."Susan: "Oh."Bill: "So how about it? I'm buying."Susan: "Y eah. I just got out of this relationship with this guy, Mike, and it's kind of complicated. Anyway, I'm just not even sure where I am right now emotionally, I'm just all jumbled up and I don't think I could leap right into something new, relationship wise, you know, at the moment."Bill: "Again. Just a burrito."Susan: "Sorry."Bill: "Okay, I understand. Sounds like you need a little time to reflect and heal."Susan: "I do. I really do."Bill: "Okay. I'll check back with you again tomorrow."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Lynette's House](Tom, Lynette, Alisa and her husband, Dennis, are having dinner. Alisa is signing and her husband it translating.)Dennis (translating Alisa's signing): "This is so delicious. I don't know how you find the time with four kids."Lynette: "Only for first time guests. Normally you'd be having, um, chicken fingers and cartoon shaped macaroni."Tom: "If that."Lynette: "Hey. Shut up."Alisa: "Tom, you're in advertising, right?"Tom: "Uh hm."Alisa: "I worked five years at Simon and Scott."Tom: "Well, I started at Simon and Scott. I hated those guys."(Everyone laughs.)Alisa: "But we have to talk."Tom: "Y es. Who do you know? Do you know who's there now?"(Tom scoots his chair closer to Alisa's and Dennis turns to Lynette.)Dennis: "Well, it's all over now. They'll be talking shop for the rest of the night. Alisa loves talking about Alisa."Lynette: "Well, Lynette loves talking about Lynette, too."Dennis: "Oh I don't believe that for a second. Y ou and your husband seem pretty solid."(Tom and Alisa can be seen and heard talking in the background.)Dennis: "We're going through some tough stuff. We're in counseling."Tom (in the background): "They're nice people."Lynette (uncomfortably): "Oh really? More steak?"Dennis: "It was her idea. It's not the most pleasant way to spend an hour. Basically, I look at the clock and she blames me for everything."Lynette: "I don't think we should be talking about Alisa with her, so..."(She gestures over at Alisa.)Dennis: "It's okay, it's not like she can hear. Maybe I'll have some more of that potato stuff."(A shocked Lynette stares at Dennis.)(Later, Tom and Lynette clear the dishes.)Tom: "He actually said those things with her just sitting right there?"Lynette: "It was really nasty and he wouldn't shut up either."Tom (disgusted): "Ahhh."Lynette: "I can't believe you said we'd play tennis with them."Tom: "Honey, that was before I knew that he was a jerk. She was great. Look what she taught me."Tom (signs) : "I Love Y ou."Tom: "Means I love you."Lynette: "Y eah, that's great. What am I gonna do?"Tom: "What do you mean?"Lynette: "Well, obviously she needs to be told."Tom: "Wha-no, no, no, she doesn't. This is between Dennis and Alisa."Lynette: "How can I ignore this? And I quote, 'It's not like she can hear.'"Tom: "Lynette, you're starting to ring up into that whole meddling thing that you do."Lynette: "Excuse me!"Tom: "Let me just handle it. Let's avoid a big thing."Lynette: "Are you saying I can't be tactful?"Tom: "No. If he says something when we play tennis, I will take him aside man to man and say that's not cool." Lynette: "Are you saying I'm not tactful?"(Tom looks as though he does not know what to say so instead he signs "I love yo u" to Lynette. She grabs his finger and pushes him back.)Tom: "Ow, ow, ow, owww."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Bree's House](Andrew lies on his bed watching TV. Bree walks in with a laundry basket.)Bree: "Andrew, I need you to take out the trash."Andrew: "Sure."Bree: "Now, not five hours from now."(With a long-suffering sigh, he sits up.)Andrew: "I'm going, I'm going. God! Um, I'm meeting Justin at the mall tonight so I'm gonna need forty bucks."Bree: "No!"Andrew: "What?"Bree: "Y ou no longer get an allowance."Andrew: "Fine. I'm not taking out the trash."Bree (exasperated): "Andrew."Andrew: "What are you gonna do, torture me? Go ahead, I can take it."(Bree approaches Andrew who is sitting on the bed.)Bree: "What I want, what I have always wanted is for you to be happy. And you're not. And I have no idea how to help you."(Rex walking by the room, stops in the doorway.)Andrew: "Well, you can start by getting out of the way."Bree: "I will not. We're gonna talk about this now."Andrew: "I said get out of the way!"(He kicks at her, pushing her with his leg. Bree stumbles, almost falling. Rex runs into the room and grabs Andrew by the arms and pulls him up and slams him against the wall.)Rex: "The next time you touch your mother like that, I'm gonna throw you through this wall! Y ou understand me?" (Andrew has a frightened look on his face. Rex leaves the room glancing at Bree to make sure she is okay. Bree grabs the laundry basket and walks to the door. She turns to look at Andrew who looks like he's about to start crying. Bree turns away and walks out.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Susan's House](Susan sits on the bench in her front yard, drawing. Edie jogs by.)Susan: "Oh, Edie. Wait up, I, I want to ask you something."(Edie continues to run, so Susan follows her.)。

《Desperate Housewives》第1季1-01"My name is Mary Alice Young. When you read this morning's paper, you may come across an article about the unusual day I had last week. Normally, there is never anything newsworthy about my life. But that all changed last Thursday.""Of course, everything seemed quite normal at first. I made breakfast for my family. I performed my chores. I completed my projects. I ran my errands. In truth, I spent the day as I spent every other day, quietly polishing the routine of my life. Until it gleamed with perfection. That's why it was so astonishing when I decided to go to my hallway closet and retrievea revolver that had never been used."The next day my friends came together to pack away my clothes, my personal belongings and what was left of my life. Not quite Gabrielle, not quite. How ironic. To have something I tried so desperately to keep secret treated so causally. I'm so sorry, girls. I never wanted you to burden with this.第二天我的朋友们都来帮我收拾衣服，私人物品还有――我剩下的那些东西。