谢尔顿经典语录

谢尔顿经典语录导读：经典语录谢尔顿经典语录1、我在努力提升这屋的温度，太凉了，我激凸得都要扎破衬衫了。

2、你太善良了，这个世界会把你啃得尸骨无存。

3、好怀念我听不出言外之意的那些日子。

4、人穷尽一生追寻另一个人类，共度一生的事，我一直无法理解。

或许我自己太有意思，无需他人陪伴，所以，我祝你们在对方身上得到的快乐，与我给自己的一样多。

5、逗你玩儿！6、进化使得女人在睡觉时，对高音区的噪音十分敏感，所以她们才能在婴儿哭的时候醒来。

如果你不想吵醒她，就用低音区说话。

7、那里无论男人还是女人都坐在同一个房间里一块剪。

那简直就像是带有摩丝的罪恶之城。

8、其实一个人也没什么好难过的，因为你们在对方身上得到的快乐，和我给自己的一样多。

9、朋友就像厕纸，洗手台下面多备着几卷准没错。

10、是妓女啊？你说她们是在为干细胞研究募资。

11、五成的婚姻都是以离婚告终，但十成的圣代自助吧都是以幸福收场。

12、朋友就像厕纸，多备几卷准没错。

13、真正的英雄从不邀功求荣，为正义和公平而战只因他本性如此。

14、嘿，你们这些石猴子！想筛石头直接用自己脑袋摇着筛吧！15、剪刀剪布，布包石头，石头砸死蜥蜴，蜥蜴毒死史波克，史波克打碎剪刀，剪刀剪死蜥蜴，蜥蜴吃掉布，布否定史波克，史波克使石头蒸发，当然，石头砸碎剪刀。

16、她都九十三岁了。

也失望不了几年了。

17、这世界上只有你一个可以说谢尔顿·库珀是你男友，但这话毕竟有些空洞如果你不能让他亲自去证明。

18、众所周知，外交的本质就是妥协。

以该本质为指导思想，我提出如下建议：罗斯曼的办公室归我，你一边哭去吧。

19、我用了一生时间精心安排我每天该做什么就是想要给这个世界带来秩序。

而我所有的努力-我的晚餐安排，我的睡衣轮换制，我的排便情况试算表——现在我算明白了，我一直在浪费时间。

20、好吧，我早料到软糖可能使不动你，那我提高价码吧。

这有几张库珀礼券。

可以让我为你做各种事。

比如这张，可提供一次免费的语法检查。

⽣活⼤爆炸Sheldon的经典10句话⽣活⼤爆炸Sheldon的经典10句话 1.It seems like an awful lot of trouble to go through for intercourse. Don’t you have access to women that will do it for money?看来要经历⼀段性关系还真是⿇烦得要命。

你就不能花钱找个妓⼥吗？ 2.You accidently stare at a helium-argon laser, lose one turn and a retina.你⼀不⼩⼼直视氦氩激光，暂停⼀轮并失去⼀只眼睛的视⽹膜。

3.Stop it! Both of you! All this fighting. I might as well be back with my parents. "Damn it, George, I told you if you didn’t stop drinking I’d leave you!" "W’all I guess that makes you a liar cause I’m drunk as hell and you’re still here." "Stop yelling, you’re making Sheldon cry!" "I’ll tell you what’s making Sheldon cry, that I let you name him Sheldon."别吵了，你们两个！听你们吵个不停简直就跟我爸妈⼀样“该死的乔治，我说过你要是再不戒酒我就离开你！”“这只能说明你是个骗⼦，我已经醉成这样，你还没⾛。

”“别嚷了，谢尔顿快被你弄哭了！”“告诉你谢尔顿为什么哭吧，因为我让你给他起了这个破名。

小谢尔顿优美句子英文1. 生活大爆炸谢尔顿英文台词“我不是疯子，我妈妈带我去检查过。

”（i am not crazy, my mother had me tested.）1、谢尔顿：剪刀剪布，布包石头，石头砸死蜥蜴，蜥蜴毒死史波克，史波克打碎剪刀，剪刀剪死蜥蜴，蜥蜴吃掉布，布否定史波克，史波克使石头蒸发，当然，石头砸碎剪刀。

2、谢尔顿：我很清楚人类的繁殖方式，既脏乱又不卫生，而且跟你做了三年邻居，听了太多不必要又响亮的呼唤声。

彭妮（penny）：天呐。

谢尔顿：对，就是这句。

3、谢尔顿：你为什么哭？彭妮：因为我很笨。

谢尔顿：没有理由去哭啊。

一个人哭泣是因为其感到伤心难过。

比如，我哭是因为别人很笨，这使我很伤心。

4、拉什（raj）：我不喜欢虫子，好不？他们让我焦虑不安。

希尔顿：有趣，你害怕昆虫和女人。

瓢虫会让你患上强直性昏厥的。

5、谢尔顿：一点误会？伽利略和教皇倒是有点误会……6、啊，万有引力，你这无良的婊子！7、我不是神经病，我妈妈带我去检查过。

8、谢尔顿：我泡了茶。

莱昂纳德（leonard）：我不想喝茶。

谢尔顿：我不是为你泡茶，这是我的茶。

莱昂纳德：那你为什么告诉我？谢尔顿：这是一次会话的开端。

莱昂纳德：那是一个糟糕的会话开端。

谢尔顿：哦，是吗？我们正在会话啊，将死你！9、莱昂纳德：你在彭妮家做什么？谢尔顿：嗯，我们用餐，玩游戏，接着我在那度过了一夜。

哦，你一定很高兴知道，我现在已经深入理解“异性朋友”了。

10、谢尔顿：喂，彭妮，……我知道你现在因为原始的生理欲望而值得的同情，但是如果你在你之前有一个终生的错误决定，我怎么可能打断呢？11、莱昂纳德：谢尔顿，看在上帝的份上，我每次开口说话的时候必须举起讽刺牌吗？谢尔顿（好奇地）：你有一块讽刺牌？12、谢尔顿：你尽管去试，但是你永远不会抓到我！bazinga!13、谢尔顿：莱昂纳德，你也许是对的。

似乎彭妮背地里想让你以亲密、肉欲的方式出现在她的生活中。

美剧《生活大爆炸》Sheldon的经典语录美剧《生活大爆炸》Sheldon的经典语录1.Since I rarely hug, I’m relying on your expertise as to the duration.我不怎么抱人，要抱多久就听你的。

2.You know, the more I think about it, the Mobster Sauce couldn’t possibly contain chunks of mobster. It was listed under Seafood.知道不，我越想越觉得强盗酱里不可能包含丰富的强盗肉。

它被归在海鲜里。

3.I’ve seen the [w]underbelly of Pasadena, this so-called City of Roses and it haunts me. Ah, the injustice. I lie here awake, tormented, while out there evil lurks. Probably playing Donkey Kong on my Classic Nintendo.[/w]我目睹了帕萨迪纳市的阴暗面，这座所谓的`玫瑰之城，如今阴魂不散，罪恶横行，毫无正义。

我被痛苦折磨，辗转反侧，而邪恶四处潜伏在外，可能正霸占我的经典任天堂玩大金刚呢。

4.My new computer came with Windows 7. Windows 7 is much more user friendly than Windows Vist a. I don’t like that.我的新电脑装了温7系统。

温7比维斯塔更容易上手嘛。

这我可不喜欢。

5.I don’t need sleep, I need answers. I need to determine where, in this swamp of unbalanced formulas, squatteth the toad of truth.我不需要睡眠，我需要答案。

《生活大爆炸》Sheldon的经典语录选实用一篇《生活大爆炸》Sheldon的经典语录选 12.Oxen are in my bed! Many, many oxen!猛牛在我床上！很多很多猛牛！3.I've got more nervous ticks than a Lyme Disease research facility.我说谎的时候，因为紧张产生的扁虱比莱姆关节炎研究设备产生的还多。

4.Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can't tell Dad.老妈在车里抽烟，耶稣觉得没问题，不过不能告诉老爸。

5.I drank milk that tasted funny.我喝了杯牛奶味道真好玩儿。

6.Notify the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary: the word “plenty" has been redefined to mean "two."通知牛津英语词典的.编辑们，"许多"现在被重新定义为"两个"。

7.If you're having trouble deciding where to sit, may I suggest One Potato, Two Potato __ or as I call it, the Leslie Winkle experimental methodology.如果你不知道该坐哪儿，我建议你念"一个土豆两个土豆"(一种__小孩玩的顺口溜)或者按我的叫法Leslie Winkle的实验方法论。

8.You'd hit particulate soil in a colloidal suspension. Mud.你应该用胶状悬浮体击打土颗粒（调侃"hit"的原意)。

sheldon语录
Sheldon是《生活大爆炸》中的一个角色，以下是一些Sheldon的经典语录：
“我宁愿让苍蝇在我耳朵分娩，也不想听你们这些笨蛋讲话！”
“拜托，我又不是你的内裤，你不能走到哪里都带着我！”
“什么是真的？什么是假的？如果我定义为假的东西恰好就是真的呢？如果我定义为真的东西恰好就是假的呢？你真的能分辨出真假吗？”
“我认为，在人生的道路上，我们都应该像激光一样，聚焦、精确、直接，只有这样，我们才能达到我们的目标。

”
“我为什么要听你的？你又没有博士学位。

”
“我从来不理解为什么有些人会喜欢猫，直到我意识到，猫是宇宙中最自私的生物，而人类也同样自私，所以他们被彼此吸引。

”
“我从来不担心未来，因为我知道它总会来。

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“如果我可以选择的话，我宁愿在美丽的数学中死去，也不愿在丑陋的现实中活着。

”
“你知道我为什么喜欢星星吗？因为即使在最黑暗的夜晚，它们也能照亮我们的路。

”
“我不是一个容易相处的人，但如果你对我友善，我会尽我最大的努力去回应你的友善。

”
以上是Sheldon的一些经典语录，希望能带给你一些启示和乐趣。

sheldon语录-回复1. "我是个天才，而你们都只是普通人。

"2. "我不是无礼，我只是没耐心和笨蛋说话。

"3. "生活是单调乏味的，但科学是无尽的乐趣。

"4. "我对迷信毫无兴趣，因为只相信科学才是靠谱的。

"5. "对于一个完美主义者来说，只有完美才能满足我。

"6. "我并不是社交障碍，只是选择不与不够有趣的人交流。

"7. "普通人用时间来浪费，而我用时间来实现自己的目标。

"8. "我远离人群，因为他们只会拖慢我的脚步。

"9. "我并没有洁癖，只是有洁身癖而已。

"10. "我不需要脑补谈恋爱，因为我已经征服了整个宇宙。

"11. "科学没有什么不可能，只有范畴限制。

"12. "别打扰我，我正在思考关于宇宙的最重要的问题。

"13. "长辈没有权力领导我们，只有我们自己能决定自己的命运。

"14. "社会不公平，但我会通过智慧来战胜这个不公平。

"15. "与其追求别人的目标，不如定义自己的目标并追求它。

"16. "既然所有人都是普通人，那我就是不平凡的存在。

"17. "你们这些凡人不能理解我大脑里的所思所想。

"18. "科学是唯一能真正解答人生难题的工具。

"19. "我不认为自己是神，但自然科学是我主宰的领域。

"20. "你可以质疑我的方法，但绝对不能质疑我的智商。

"。

小谢尔顿的名言名句1. "Intelligence is not measured by age, but by the ability to think critically and solve problems." - Sheldon Cooper2. "Knowledge is power, but the real power lies in the application of that knowledge." - Sheldon Cooper3. "Science is not just a subject, it's a way of life. It's about questioning everything and seeking the truth." - Sheldon Cooper4. "The universe is a vast and mysterious place, and it's our duty to explore and understand it." - Sheldon Cooper5. "Failure is not the end, but rather a stepping stone towards success. It's through failure that we learn and grow." -Sheldon Cooper6. "Curiosity is the fuel that drives scientific discovery. Never stop asking questions and seeking answers." - Sheldon Cooper7. "Perfection is an illusion. It's the imperfections that make usunique and interesting." - Sheldon Cooper8. "Friendship is not about having the same interests or opinions, but about accepting and respecting each other's differences." - Sheldon Cooper9. "Emotions may be irrational, but they are an essential part of being human. Embrace them and learn from them." -Sheldon Cooper10. "Change is inevitable, and it's our ability to adapt and embrace change that determines our success in life." -Sheldon Cooper11. "Success is not measured by wealth or fame, but by the impact we have on the world and the lives of others." -Sheldon Cooper12. "Education is not just about memorizing facts, but about developing critical thinking skills and a thirst for knowledge." -Sheldon Cooper13. "Patience is a virtue, especially when it comes to scientific research. Great discoveries take time and perseverance." - Sheldon Cooper14. "Humility is the key to true wisdom. It's about acknowledging that there is always more to learn and discover." -Sheldon Cooper15. "The pursuit of knowledge should never be limited by boundaries or prejudices. Science is for everyone." -Sheldon Cooper16. "Success is not about being the best, but about being the best version of yourself." - Sheldon Cooper17. "Failure is not something to be feared, but rather an opportunity to learn and improve." - Sheldon Cooper18. "The world is full of possibilities, and it's up to us to seize them and make a difference." - Sheldon Cooper19. "Innovation is the key to progress. Don't be afraid to thinkoutside the box and challenge the status quo." - Sheldon Cooper20. "Life is a journey, and it's important to enjoy the ride and appreciate the beauty of the world around us." - Sheldon Cooper21. "Knowledge is like a puzzle, and it's our job to piece it together and uncover the bigger picture." - Sheldon Cooper22. "Success is not about luck, but about hard work, dedication, and a relentless pursuit of excellence." - Sheldon Cooper23. "The greatest discoveries are often made by those who are not afraid to question the established norms." - Sheldon Cooper24. "Failure is not a reflection of our abilities, but rather an opportunity to learn and grow stronger." - Sheldon Cooper25. "The pursuit of knowledge is a lifelong journey, and it's never too late to start or to continue learning." - Sheldon Cooper26. "Science is not just about finding answers, but about asking the right questions." - Sheldon Cooper27. "The world is a fascinating place, and it's our duty to explore and understand it to the best of our abilities." -Sheldon Cooper28. "Success is not about winning or losing, but about the lessons we learn along the way." - Sheldon Cooper29. "The key to happiness is not in material possessions, but in the relationships we build and the experiences we cherish." -Sheldon Cooper30. "Life is full of uncertainties, but it's our ability to adapt and overcome that defines us." - Sheldon Cooper31. "The pursuit of knowledge is not a solitary endeavor, but a collaborative effort that requires teamwork and cooperation." -Sheldon Cooper32. "Failure is not a setback, but a stepping stone towards success. It's through failure that we learn and grow." -Sheldon Cooper33. "The world is a complex and interconnected system, and it's our responsibility to understand and protect it." -Sheldon Cooper34. "Success is not about being the smartest person in the room, but about surrounding yourself with people who challenge and inspire you." - Sheldon Cooper35. "The pursuit of knowledge is not about proving others wrong, but about expanding our own understanding of the world." -Sheldon Cooper36. "The key to success is not in knowing everything, but in knowing where to find the answers." - Sheldon Cooper37. "Failure is not a reflection of our worth, but an opportunity to learn and grow." - Sheldon Cooper38. "The pursuit of knowledge is not about being right, but about seeking the truth." - Sheldon Cooper39. "Success is not about achieving perfection, but about making progress and continuously improving." - Sheldon Cooper40. "The world is a vast and diverse place, and it's our duty to embrace and celebrate our differences." - Sheldon Cooper。

《生活大爆炸》Sheldon经典的语录《生活大爆炸》Sheldon经典的语录1.You know, I try very hard to make our lunch hours educational and informative. But your insistence on talking about your own lives stymies me at every turn.我一直很努力地想把我们的午餐时间变得更为科学有益，但你们执着地讨论自己琐事的行为，每次都深深地阻挠了我。

2.I doubt anyone would risk the stiff penalties for impersonating a Federal officer just to ask questions about a minor league engineer with an unresolved Oedipal complex.我想没人会冒着假扮联邦政府探员的重罪来问几个一个患有强烈恋母情结的小工程师的问题。

3.If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a Merry Christmas.要是总拿“如果”和“但是”来糊弄我们，圣诞节可不会开心的是吧。

4.I believe you were about to ask me to choose a cocktail. Fortunately, thanks to computer-savvy alcoholics, there's an app for that.相信你马上就要让我点一种鸡尾酒了。

幸好，拜嗜酒的电脑通们所赐，正好有开发这应用。

5.No, I love my mother. My feelings for my spot are much greater. It's the singular location in space around which revolves my entire universe.不，我很我妈妈。

生活大爆炸Sheldon的经典语录生活大爆炸Sheldon的经典语录1.I’ll spend the rest of my life here in Texas, trying to teach evolution to creationists.我的余生只能在德州度过，设法把进化论教给上帝论者们。

2.I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested.我不是疯子。

我妈妈带我去检测过。

3.Oh, ho, a clever, albeit obsolete, euphemism for insufficient blood flow to the male sex organ.真聪明，虽然这种委婉表达男性性器官充血不足的说法过时了。

4.Well, I grew up with an older brother and a very contentious twin sister, and I believe I can easily best you in any physical confrontation, be it noogies, swirlies or the classic Why Are You Hitting Yourself.我有一个哥哥，还有一个非常好争论的双胞胎姐姐，所以我确信在任何身体对抗中我都占上风，并足以揍得你找不到北。

5.Penny, while I subscribe to the Many Worlds Theory, which posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons in an infinite number of universes, I assure you that in none of them am I dancing.佩妮，我支持“多个世界”理论，这个理论表明在无限个宇宙中存在着无限个谢尔顿，我向你保证，其中没一个“我”是在跳舞的。