英语笑话PPT

The answer is very easy , but in our life, we are worried about more and most time we missed the chance, why we are care about more, because we just want success, we afraid fail. If we think it easy , maybe we will find ourselves a different life, if you want do something, just do it!
• 为什么希特勒最后决 定自杀？ • Because he saw the gas bill from the genocide. • 因为他看到大屠杀的 瓦斯账单
• 5, what to do if a blonde throws a grenade at you ? • 如果一个金发美女 向你扔一个手榴弹， 你该怎么办？ • First， pull out the pin . • 首先拔掉保险栓 • Then, throw it back. • 然后把它扔回去
First one is get to the other side The second one is escape Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC)
• 2. why did Mozart chop his pet chickens’ heads off ? • 为什么莫扎特要砍 掉他宠物鸡的头？ • Because they kept saying, “Bach（巴 赫）, Bach, Bach…”
• Bach(巴赫)和buck(母 鸡的叫声)，发音相似

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a bag
a bag and a bat
a bag, a bat and a bus
A Cat’s Foreign Language
The mother rat and her
babies are playing in the garden.
•smell a rat
•感到不妙
•Never rat on a friend.
run very fast .
The cat is getting closer and closer.
Suddenly, the mother rat stops running and turns around.
She shouts at the cat like an angry dog, "Woof, woof, woof."

It Is Part of the Game
“Of course, he doesn't.”
Mom, it's part of the game we are playing.
He is Daddy coming home late, and I'm you.
Hat 帽子
hate 憎恨
mat 草席

Learning Is Not Over. I Hope You Will Continue To Work Hard
演讲人：XXXXXX 时 间：XX年XX月XX日
• But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
个人博客： /xiahuifenjie
• Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
• Where Am I • An Englishman lost his way while he was
driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?""Yes, " the farmer looked at him strangely and said, "you are in your car, sir."
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经常不断地学习,你就什么都知道。你知道得越多,你就越有力量 Study Constantly, And You Will Know Everything. The More

Humor makes you popular
• It conduces to others’ feeling that you are easygoing and accessible, which makes you look more attractive. Thus, result in people opening their hearts to make friends with you.
Summary
• A person without humor is just like a spring without flowers, or like a dish without seasoning.
• Humor can improve physical as well as mental well-being. It helps us bear our burdens, lessen our tension, overcome our frustration and keep good terms with others.
妈妈：你为什么不停地跳上跳下的？ 汤姆：我刚吃完药，可我忘了先摇动瓶子了
"Are we poisonous?"
the young snake asked his
mother. "Yes, dear," she replied –
"Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my
reply： 神回复：
你哭找对我说，童话里都是骗人的 you cried and told me
that every things is fairy tales are pettifogging

How to live happily in this hot summer in Nanjing
当电风扇变成了电吹风，我觉得人生都失去
了意义。 后羿，你妈喊你出来射日！！ 若热死在南京，兄弟们记得来收尸，辛苦 你们了。。。棺材里一定要有空调。。 宁可在空调房里哭，也不要在电风扇下 B：什么时候？ C：等我们都变回单细胞生物的时候
Sunstroken
• Carry the water at any time • Carry the necessities to defend the sunshine • Don’t let temperature too low when you are in the room of aircondition. • Carry some medicine when the temperature is too high.
Some fruits——
Watermelon Peach Leechee Grape
Cool foods——
mung bean soup balsam pear cucumber
The clod——
frozen sucher ice cream
Miniskirt Minipant Sandal sunhat
Exercise -——swim or run
Swimming pool in Nanjing Normal University Monday—Friday pm 3： 30~5：30，6：30~9：00 Saturday—Sunday pm 1： 30~5：30，6：30~9：00 Common ticket:18 yuan Month ticket:180yuan/per month Remember time card:300yuan/30 order Half an year card:680yuan， Year card:1180yuan

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009 After you. A: Please come in. • B: After you.
• 010 Nonsense! A: Tell me the truth. I don't w ant
nonsense.
• B: I am telling the truth.
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• 011 Cheer up!
• A: We lost the game again!
• B: Cheer up! You’ll do better next time.
012 No way! A: Let’s have pizza for lunch.
• B: No way! I hate pizza.
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感谢您的观看！
pengpeng,one car died! • two cars move towards each
other ,suddenly they get in a crash and many people get injured, with somebody even dying • 9. people mountain people sea • huge crowds of people • 10. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! • I have nothing but a life to spare only!
十大爆笑中式英语
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• 1. Good good study, day day up. • 2. How are you? How old are you? • how could it be you，how could it always be

总结词
总结词
语言幽默诙谐
鲜明的角色设定有助于塑造独特的形象，使观众或听众更容易产生共鸣。
THANKS
感谢观看
商务沟通
在商务沟通中，使用俚语和习语可以增加商业谈判和合作的成功概率，因为它们能够更好地表达情感和意愿，促进双方的理解和信任。
英语幽默语法与词汇
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利用词语的多义性或同音异义等特点，创造出具有双重意义或谐音的词语，产生幽默效果。
双关语
使用地道的俚语和俗语，让读者或听者感受到语言的生动和幽默感。
英语俚语与习语
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是一种非正式的语言形式，通常用于口语交流，不同于标准的英语语法和词汇。
英语俚语
例如，“cool”表示很棒、很酷，“dude”表示朋友、伙伴，“boss”表示老板、上司等。
常用俚语解释
通常来源于社会文化背景，反映了人们的生活习惯、价值观和情感表达方式。
俚语的来源
在流行音乐、电影、电视剧等娱乐文化中广泛使用，成为人们日常交流中的重要组成部分。
总结词：文化内涵丰富
详细描述：幽默短片往往涉及到英语国家的文化背景和习俗，通过观看这些短片，学生可以更好地了解英语国家的文化内涵。
ห้องสมุดไป่ตู้
总结词：轻松愉悦
详细描述：分享一些轻松愉悦的英语幽默音频，如笑话、幽默故事等，可以让学生在轻松的氛围中提高英语听力技能。
总结词：语音纯正
详细描述：这些音频通常由母语为英语的人士录制，语音纯正，有助于学生纠正发音和提高口语表达能力。
英语搞笑课件
英语笑话与幽默英语俚语与习语英语幽默语法与词汇英语笑话与文化英语幽默短片与音频
英语笑话与幽默
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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.

8.Your brain has two parts, the left part and the right part. The right part has nothing left, and the left part has nothing right.
——Did you hear about the guy hose whole left side was cut off?
4.We can’t get down from elephants. We can only get down from ducks（homonymy）
5.MARRIAGE IS AN INSTITUTION WHERE A MAN LOSES HIS BACHELOR’S DEGREE AND A WOMAN GETS HER MASTER'S. （HOMONYMY）
12.A RICH MAN WENT TO HIS LAWYER AND SAID “I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A WILL BUT I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO GO ABOUT IT.”THE LAWYER SAYS “DON’T WORRY. LEAVE IT ALL TO ME.”THE MAN LOOKS SOMEWHAT UPSET...“WELL I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO TAKE THE BIGGEST SLICE – BUT I'D LIKE TO LEAVE A LITTLE TO MY CHILDREN TOO!”（POLYSEMY）
——He's all right now（homonymy）
9.TOURISTS WANT TO FIND SOMEONE TO TAKE PICTURES TOURISTS: EXCUSE ME! ARE YOU FREE? PROSTITUTE:OF COURSE NOT. I'M NOT FREE. TOURISTS: WHY? PROSTITUTE:I'M 200 HUNDRED RMB FOR ONE NIGHT, OR 30 DOLLARS

Can we have our teacher back?
Once a super intendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy,so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking, He took the boy into another room and stood him in the corner.
The Same Mother
Billy and his brother Davy were in the same class.The teacher assigned them to write a composition “My Mother”.Davy wrote one and Billy just copied it.
Waiter : Yes Sir,they are not very good swimmers.
Customer : Waiter,there’s a fly in my soup. Waiter : That’all right,Sir,he won’t drink much. Customer : Waiter,there’s a fly swimming in my soup. Waiter ：So what do you expect me to do,call a lifeguard?
“I wasn’t asleep, ”the man answered.
“Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed.”
“I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car.”

I read on Men’s Health magazine that president Obama every week has two cardio days and 4 weight lifting days. I don’t have to exercise because I have health insurance. I live in Massachusetts where we had universal healthcare and then elected Scott Brown. Talk about mixed message! I think there was a movie about him. It’s called “Kill Bill”
开场先是自嘲下自己默默无闻不为所知，然后利用 中英文谐音，再联系到信用卡密码保护，因为网上 注册时选择用于取回密码的验证问题里，最常见的 就是妈妈的姓氏是什么。
▪ Joking aside, I want to reassure you that I am invited here tonight.
这段看上去很诡异，作为一个黄色人种，怎么会有 这种优越感，却产生white到白人杀害印第安人黑人等 等，所以说他们有white guilt(想到陆克文向土著居 民道歉的事情）
▪ 不过作为一个黄色人种，却产生了white guilt，有点 搞笑~再加上欲抑先扬，说“人们是出生是平等的， 但之后就看家产了”，也引出了教育和医保问题~ 这两个问题都是颇受关注的~医保问题也让人想起 奥巴马的医疗改革~
▪ 因为前一阵子白宫举行一个活动，美国一对夫妻混 过白宫层层保安，装作是白宫邀请的贵宾，还跟这 些政客合影留念并发到网上，其中就有坐在边上的 副总统Joe Biden，被曝光后，在美国引起很大争议， 白宫的安保问题被质疑。