多人剧英语剧本 猪八戒背媳妇搞笑英语话剧剧本八人组合
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[标签:标题]篇一:英语-西游记英文搞笑剧本孙悟空Monkey ( M for short ) 白骨精Jenny White ( J for short )唐僧Tang Seng ( T for short ) 黄袍怪Yellow ( Y for short )沙僧Sha Seng ( S for short ) 猪八戒Pig ( P for short )Act 1(J 照着镜子上台)(这时,电话铃响了起来,J不耐烦地接过听筒,于是,一个更另她心烦的声音就在电话那头响起。
)Y: Hello! It’s me.J: I know it’s you. You call me every day ,it has 400 years 。
Y: And today, I’ll ask the same question again.Will you marry me?(J对这位契而不舍的追求者已厌烦到了极点。
)J: You wish ! I get one more pimple. How bad!Y: Ah! I just call to tell you the meat of Tang Seng can make you beautiful and Tang Seng will come to our place.We can go and catch him together.J: ok ,ok,. I will have a rest.(不待Y说完,J就没好气地挂断了电话。
)Y;Refuse me again .I will never give up.(说罢,好不威风的下台去了)J: How nasty he is! ( 她想了想,说) But Tang Seng is really good for me.(拿起一副望远镜。
J便观察起T的行踪来。
)J: ( 欢喜万分) Ah-ha,(M握着金箍棒在前面探路,打电话给T)M:Hi,master.T; monkey,where are we ?M; DaHuangZheng,JieShouShiM; Ok,we are coming.(P在前面摇摆走着,T随后,可怜S提着许多行李上台)M;master,please(指着一休息地方)(J拿起一纸筒,把耳朵凑上去偷听T师徒四人谈话)T: Monkey! You are great, thank you very much ,I am happy to be your teacher and...... (P懒洋洋地突然打断)P: Sir! I’m so hungry.T: I’m hungry too. Monkey, go and buy some food。
Once there was true love for me, but I did not treasure it. Now it’s too late to regret. Nothing in the world can be more painful than that. If only time could go back, if only God could give me one more chance, I would say to the girl: “I love you.”If you dare ask me how long my love will last, my answer will be at least 10,000 years.Beat it!人物:T:唐僧吕欢 M:孙悟空徐彩凤 P:猪八戒艾翘 S:沙僧李岩艳X:白骨精原型乌凡迪 X1:白骨精变成的男人张伊僮X2:白骨精变成的女人王彧 Q:女儿国王后孙栾营T: Wow…,boys,this place looks beautiful. where we are now?Does any one of you young men know what this place is?众徒弟们摇头,除了八戒在看书。
T: bajie, give me the map(不回头,懒洋洋的问)T:bajie? Give the map to me!(严肃的问)T:bajie! Give the fucking……..(转过身看到八戒在看书)T:(很吃惊) hey!bajie,you are making youself a new man.what kind of book are you reading? Is it 《jingangjing》or 《dabeizhou》?八戒依旧看书,不理睬。
T:(凑过去)let me have a look at it!八戒才注意,赶忙藏书。
英语搞笑短剧剧本-西游记In this funny English play。
we have ___。
Bajie。
Wukong。
the prototype of the female and male White Bone Spirits。
and the King of the Women's Country。
Tang and his disciples arrive at a beautiful place。
but they don't know where they are。
Tang asksfor the map。
but Bajie is too busy reading a book。
Tang gets angry and demands the map。
but Bajie still ignores him。
Eventually。
___ why they can't think about ___ to listen to Tang and looks innocent.need proper food。
not just bananas。
Get me some rice and vegetables。
And next time。
make sure you listen to my ___.After giving ns to Monkey。
Tang turned to Pigsy and asked him to leave so he could rest in peace。
Once Pigsy left。
Tang ___ to call his lover。
the king of the girl country。
When he finally got through to her。
she ___ he could only call her when he was alone。
交通路口进行整改措施交通路口是城市道路中最容易发生事故的位置之一,交通路口对于城市的交通运输具有重要作用。
然而,由于交通量大、车速快和交通行为不规范等多种因素,交通路口时常发生交通事故。
为保障交通安全,必须对交通路口进行整改措施。
一、交通路口整改的必要性交通路口为城市中最为繁忙、重要的区域之一,同时也是交通事故最频繁、最容易发生的区域之一。
交通路口的整改不仅可以提高交通安全水平,还可以改善道路交通状况,减少车辆消耗能量和排放的尾气污染,同时也提供更加舒适的交通环境。
二、交通路口整改的具体措施(一)规划合理的路口在进行交通路口的整改措施前,必须制定一个规划方案。
在规划过程中,应根据路口异形、交通量、交通行为等已有情况进行分析,制定出详细的规划方案。
合理的路口规划能够缓解交通拥堵,防止车辆堆积、交通事故发生,提高通行效率。
(二)设置交通指示标志在交通路口的繁忙区域,应该设置交通指示标志,包括交通信号灯、交通标志和交通指示牌等。
这些标志能够指示交通参与者行驶方向、交通行驶顺序等,提高交通安全水平。
(三)设置隔离设施对于比较繁忙的交通路口,应该设置隔离设施,包括道路隔离带、护栏等。
这些将交通路口划定清晰的行驶区域,防止车辆或人行道横穿马路,保障交通安全。
(四)修建天桥、地下通道对于那些繁忙的交通路口,在路口上方或下方修建天桥、地下通道,可以分离车辆和行人、自行车的行动。
天桥和地下通道不仅更安全,还可以提高繁忙的区域的容积率,扩大行车、行人和自行车的通行空间。
(五)安装视频监控设施为减少交通事故,在交通路口安装视频监控设施可以对交通行为进行监督和管理。
通过实时监控,能够记录下隐患,及时采取措施,保障交通安全。
三、总结交通路口整改措施是提高城市交通安全水平的重要方法之一。
通过规划合理的路口、设置交通指示标志、设置隔离设施、修建天桥、地下通道和安装视频监控设施等措施,可以减少因堆积、事故和污染带给城市带来的巨大损失,提升城市交通环境质量和生活质量,实现经济社会的快速发展。
搞笑英语话剧之西游记篇人物:唐僧八戒悟空白骨精原型女白骨精变形1 白骨精变形2 白骨精原型男女儿国国王hope you guys enjoy it!改编作者杜宛芸成医学子唐: Wow…boys! This place looks beautiful. Where we are now? Does any one of you know something about it?众徒弟们摇头,除了八戒在看书。
唐: 八戒, give me the map(不回头,懒洋洋的问)唐:八戒,Give the map to me!(严肃的问)唐:哼!(唐生气地叫)pig ,Give the map……..(转过身看到八戒在看书)唐:(很吃惊) wow!八戒,very good ! I hardly see you study! . What kind of book are you reading? Is it about Chinese or English?八戒依旧看书,不理睬。
唐:(凑过去)let me have a look !八戒才注意,赶忙藏书。
但为时已晚,唐一把抢过。
发现是封面女郎很惹火,眼神立刻变得温柔,接过书开始看唐:yo….xi…..(流口水,八戒看到,拿出卫生纸给唐僧擦,唐僧回过神来)唐:(转身训斥八戒)how many times have I told you?You are not supposed to read books about beautiful girls! I will keep it for you until we finish the journey …..(唐僧将画册掖到衣服里)八戒:But…..,why? boss, why can’t we think about girls? I just don’t understand…唐:(叹气)哎,how many times have I told you?,This is because…oh 悟空dance to my song !(开始唱歌,Jackson的dangeous,悟空伴舞)八戒:ok boss,I will listen to you!(无辜地表情)唐:悟空,I am hungry.Go and get me some food…(四处看看).where is 沙僧?, 悟空:he is feeding the horse . boss I‘ll find some food and be back soon,唐:ok….(悟空走了唐看见八戒还在这,正经地对八戒说) hey 八戒I need to take a good rest . get out of here !give me some private space!(八戒走后唐僧就偷袭着自言自语到眉毛上抬使坏样):嘿嘿its time to call my little honey king of the girl country唐:hi..sweetie how are you doing?(不解释….)女:I am fine ,but I miss you very much ,after you left, I just can not stop recalling the days when we were together. 哼!you seldom give me a call。
语话剧剧本《高老庄抢亲》广西财经学院木槿花开根据教客网原话剧改制An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey KingCast: narrator(旁白君) Tang's monk (唐僧) The Monkey King (孙悟空) The old man (老头)The little girl (小女子)The old woman(老妈) pig(八戒)大家好,今天我们小组给大家表演的话剧是高老庄抢亲。
下面我介绍一下我们组分配的角色,XX扮演的是XX......Hello, everyone, today our group to show the drama is Gao Laozhuang rob close .Let me introduce our group assigned roles .......第一幕旁白:唐僧和孙悟空初到高老庄就遇到了奇怪的事儿。
At the beginning of tang's monk and Sun WuKong to Gao Laozhuang met strange things悟空:师傅,是不是太累了?休息一下再走吧。
Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest.唐僧:没关系,前面不远就有人家了,到了那里再休息吧。
I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走,同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。
小女子(做哭状):爹、妈,我……Daddy, mommy, I, I …老头:女儿,快走吧,不然那猪精来了,就走不了了。
Honey, hurry up. The pig is coming soon.(小女子走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里,抱头痛哭。
語話劇劇本《高老莊搶親》廣西財經學院木槿花開根據教客網原話劇改制An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey KingCast: narrator(旁白君) Tang's monk (唐僧) The Monkey King (孫悟空) The old man (老頭)The little girl (小女子)The old woman(老媽) pig(八戒)大家好,今天我們小組給大家表演の話劇是高老莊搶親。
下麵我介紹一下我們組分配の角色,XX扮演の是XX......Hello, everyone, today our group to show the drama is Gao Laozhuang rob close .Let me introduce our group assigned roles .......第一幕旁白:唐僧和孫悟空初到高老莊就遇到了奇怪の事兒。
At the beginning of tang's monk and Sun WuKong to Gao Laozhuang met strange things悟空:師傅,是不是太累了?休息一下再走吧。
Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest.唐僧:沒關係,前面不遠就有人家了,到了那裏再休息吧。
I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.悟空仔細地攙扶唐僧繼續行走,同時另一邊老頭、老媽、小媳婦出場。
小女子(做哭狀):爹、媽,我……Daddy, mommy, I, I …老頭:女兒,快走吧,不然那豬精來了,就走不了了。
Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.(小女子走幾步又回頭跑回老媽の懷裏,抱頭痛哭。
Buying MedicineCharacters:X ------ Xiao FeiS ------- ShopkeeperD- ---- Doctor LiO- -----Others ( O1, O2 O3 -----)Ws ------ Wounded soldiers ( W1, W2,W3 -----)H -----He zhenwu, a Japanese spyW- ---- WomanJ ------ JapaneseScene1( At an old temple lie some wounded soldiers. D is examining their wounds.)D: Good evening, everyone.Ws: ( Together) Good evening, Dr Li.D: Hello, let me examine you.W1: I’m all right. There’s no need to do so. ( W1 is about to fall down.) D: (Helps him up) Your leg discloses you! Let me hav e a look. Ah, it’s going worse.Let me put somemedicine on you.W1: No, it isn’t necessary. There is little medicine left. Go to look after that young man. He has a highfever. He seems fainted.D: ( Takes W2’s temperature. ) So he has! He needs an injection but wehave none. Feed him these last three pills with warm water. What else can I do? There’s no medicine left.W3: Don’t worry, Doctor. I am young and strong. I am all tight now. I’ll go and buy some medicine.D: No, you are not all right. Your leg will bleed when you move. Lie down and have a good rest.W4: So you can let me go . I can run very fast. The enemy cannot catch me.( Just then, Xiao Fei comes in.)X: Be quiet everybody. You must have a good rest. This is order, you know.W1: But there’s no medicine left.X: That’s why I’m here. I’ve come to fetch the list . I’ll go to town to buy medicine.D: Have you got any money?X: No.D: ( Takes off her gold ring.) Take this with you. Perhaps you can change it for medicine.X: No, I can’t take it , because it is given to you by your future husband who gave up his life to the revolution a few days ago. It mustn’t go to other people’s hands.D: But how can you get the medicine without money?X: Don’t worry. I’ll manage. Goodbye.D and Ws: Be careful!Scene2( Music) ( Xiao is walking on the way like a businessman. He sings as he goes.When he Passes a corn field, he sees He Zhenwu the Japanese spyrobbing a woman)W: Help! Help!H: You needn’t cry. There’s nobody else here. Let me marry you and make yourself noble.W: You Japanese spy! No one will marry you.H: Otherwise I’ll kill you! ( He raises his gun and the woman catches hold of his wrist . They start a fight. Finally, H knocks W down. Just then X arrives)X: Stop! Don’t bully Chinese woman!H: It’s none of your business! Go away.X: I would rather stop you. ( H raises his gun towards X. X kicks it away. They begin a fight. W puts on his clothes W and begins to pull H’s leg. X knocks H down)X: (To W) Quick! Help me tie him up.W: You are bleeding. Let me do first aid.X: It doesn’t matter. Pull him into the corn fields.H: Please spare my life. I won’t do that again( W takes up the gun and is about to shoot.)X: Don’t do that. If the Japanese hear the shot, they’ll come.H: Thank you, sir. But please let me go.X: Let you go? You’ll continue to kill and bully Chinese! ( X puts his socks into H’s mouth.) Wait here . And lend me your pass and bike. Don’t try to run away. (They go down.)Scene 3(Music) (X is riding a bike toward town. He sings as he goes along)J1 and J2: Stop! Show me your pass.X: Here you are!J1 & J2: ( After reading it.) Hi! Salute. ( They Salute.) ( X goes through the town gate and after some time stops at a drug shop and knocks at the door.)S: Who’s it?X: It’s me, a customer.S: (To O1) Go to answer the door.O1: come in, please. You are the only customer for these days.S: What can I do far you?X: ( Hands him the pass.) We Japanese assistant soldier need some medicine. Here is the list.S: Oh, so much medicine! Do you have enough money?X: We’ll send you the money in a few days’ time. Quick, this is order. ( Shows him his gun.)S: All right! All right!S: ( To O1) Quick! Give him the medicineO1: All right . ( Hands it to X.) Here you are.X: I have to go now. Bye-bye.S: ( To O1) Quick! Close the door.O1: All right. ( He closes it.)S: ( Makes a telephone call.) Hi! This is No1 Medicine Shop. Just now, a man came in and took a lot of medicine away. Perhaps he belongs to the Eighth Route Army . Stop him, quick!( X rides his bike fast. Soon he arrives at the gate, J1 is receiving a phone call. J2 signs him to stop. X rides towards him and knocks him out. J1 begins to short at him. Soon he arrives at a bridge, where two soldiers stand . X kills them with two shots. A crowd of soldiers rush towards him. He run into the corn field. H has just frees himself and is about to leave.) J3: Oh, here he is!js: (Together) Don’t move! Hands up!H: I’m sorry. I’m not Eighth -----J4: Tie him up. ( They tie him up and beat him.)H: Ouch! I belong to Japanese army.J5: Don’t listen to him. He’s lying. Put him in our car. Let’s go. (They godown.)X: (X goes through the corn field and comes up to a street. He meets some Japanese and fights them. He kills some of them and enters a lane. Finally he arrives at the temple. D and Ws come to welcome him)D: Here comes our hero.Ws: Congratulations.X: Thank you, everybody.。
第 1页共9页本?高老庄?广西学院木槿花开依据教客网原改制AnEnglishplay----PigGuyhasbeendefeatedbyMonkeyKingCast:narrator(旁白君)Tang'smonk(唐僧)TheMonkeyKing(悟空)Theoldman〔老〕Thelittlegirl〔小女子〕Theoldwoman(老)pig(八戒)大家好,今日我小大家表演的是高老庄。
下边我介一下我分派的角色,XX饰演的是XX......Hello,everyone,todayourgrouptoshowthedramaisGaoLaozhuang robclose.Letme introduceourgroupassignedroles.......第一幕旁白:唐僧和悟空初到高老庄就碰到了奇异的事儿。
Atthebeginningoftang'smonkandSunWuKongtoGaoLaozhuangmetstrangethings悟空:傅,是否是太累了?歇息一下再走吧。
Master,areyoutired?Let’shavearest.唐僧:没关系,前方不就有人家了,到了那边再歇息吧。
Iamfine.Let’s havearestlater.Look!Thereisahouseoverthere.悟空仔地扶唐僧行走,同另一老、老、小媳出。
小女子〔做哭状〕:爹、,我⋯⋯Daddy,mommy,I,I⋯老:女儿,快走吧,否那么那猪精来了,就走不了了。
Honey,hurryup.Thepigiscomingsoon.〔小女子走几步又回跑回老的里,抱痛哭。
老在一息,擦泪。
唐僧、悟空走到他眼前。
〕悟空:傅,到了。
Master,hereweare.老:〔看唐僧面生,便来〕傅,你是打哪来啊?唐僧〔走到老和老子眼前行礼,悟空看了正在哭的母女,得奇异,上下打量〕:老施主,我是从土大唐前去西天取的和尚,想借地歇息一晚,不知方便否?〕Excuseme,sir.Iamthemonkfromtheeast.Canwestayoverheretonight?老〔做哽咽状〕:哦,是土大唐来的高僧啊,能够能够。
孙悟空Monkey ( M for short )白骨精Jenny White ( J1 & J2 for short )唐僧Tang Seng ( T for short )黄袍怪Yellow ( Y for short )沙僧Sha Seng ( S for short )猪八戒Piggy ( P for short )A Tale of The Journey To The West…Once there was true love for me, bu t I did not treasure it. Now it’s too late to regret. Nothing in the world can be more painful than that. If only time could go back, if only God could give me one more chance, I would say to the girl: “I love you.” If you dare ask me how long my love will last, my answer will be at least 10,000 years.Act 1,音乐《玩美》J1 照着镜子上台,手捧一盒化装品(如Clean & Clear等)J1: Another pimple!All these lotion and cream and gel are of no use. What can I do?(困扰状)音乐〈电话声〉(这时,电话铃不知趣地响了起来,J不耐烦地从B手中接过听筒,于是,一个更另她心烦的声音就在电话那头响起。
)Y: Hello! It’s me.J1: I know it’s you. You’ve been calling me every day since 400 years ago.Y: And today, I’ll ask the same question again. This is the 99th time I ask you to marry me.J1: To hell with you! I’m busy with my face now. I’ve got one more pimple. How terrible! I’ll never see anyone unless I can cure it.(对这位契而不舍的追求者已厌烦到了极点。