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Brain Teaser1.Where should the milk be best stored?In a cow.2.If you were in a dark room with a candle,a stove and a gas lamp.Uonly have one match,so what would you light first?The match!3.What is the difference between a monkey and a flea?A monkeys can have fleas but a flea can have monkeys.4.How many months have 28 days?12.5.Take off my skin—I won’t cry,but you will.What am I?An onion.6.If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea,what will it become?Wet hat.7.When can you run as fast as a horse?When riding on a horeback.8.What relation would your father’s sister’s sister-in-law be to you? Mother.9.What did the ocean say to the beach?Nothing,it just waved.10.W hat can you hold in the left hand but not in your right hand?Right hand.11.I s it legal for a man to marry his widow’s sister?Probably not,since he is dead.12.W hat man can’t live inside a house?Snowman.13.W hat speaks the truth but doesn’t say a word?A mirror.14.A man was pushed out of an airplane without a parachute.How was heable to survive?The plane was sitting on the runway.15.I magine you are in a sinking boat and surrouded by sharks,how do yousurvive?Just quit imaging.16.D o you know the fast way to double your money?Fold it in half.17.W hat goes up and up,but never comes down?Age.18.W hy did the cat buy a computer?He heard a mouse came with it.19.W hat’s the difference between elctricity and lightning?You don’t have to pay for lightning.。
One day Mr. and Mrs. White go shopping by car. They stop their car near a store. They buy a lot of things and they want to put the things in the car. But Mr. White can’t open the door of the car, so they ask a policeman to help them. The policeman is very friendly to help them. Just then a man comes up and shouts: “What are you doing with my car?” Mr. and Mrs. White take a look at the car’s number and they are frozen there. It isn’t their car.( ) 1. Mr. and Mrs. White drive for ___________.A. fishingB. shoppingC. business( ) 2. They stop their car _________.A. at the parking spotB. near the seaC. near the store( ) 3. They want to put the things _______.A. in a big bagB. in their carC. in other’s car( ) 4. Mr. White can’t open the car, so __________.A. they walk homeB. they ask a policeman to helpC. they call a taxi注解：1.B-从短文第一句”One day Mr. and Mrs. White go shopping by car“”一天怀特先生和夫人开车去购物“可以得出答案。
初中英语笑话————————————————————————————————作者：————————————————————————————————日期：1.Oncｅtwｏhunｔers wｅnｔhunting in the ｆorｅst. One ｏf them suddenｌｙfell dowｎby aｃciｄent.He ｓhowed ｔhｅwｈiteｓoｆhis eyes anｄseｅmedｔo ｈave cｅａsed ｂreathing. Tｈe ｏthｅr hunｔeｒsoon toｏk oｕt ｈis mobilｅphone ｔｏcall the emｅrgｅnｃyｃｅnter for help. Thｅoｐeraｔor saｉdｃalｍlｙ："First, youｓhoｕｌｄmａke sure tｈat he is already deａd."Then thｅoｐeｒatｏr heａrd a gunshot fｒｏm the other end of the ｐｈoｎe anｄｎext he hearｄｔｈe hunｔer ａｓkｉng："Wｈaｔｓhｏｕｌd I dｏneｘt?"两个猎人进森林里打猎，其中一个猎人不慎跌倒,两眼翻白，似已停止呼吸。
另一个猎人赶紧拿出手机拨通紧急求助电话。
接线员沉着地说:“第一步,要先确定你的朋友已经死亡。
”于是，接线员在电话里听到一声枪响,然后听到那猎人接着问:“第二步怎办?”2.Let ｍe takｅiｔdｏwｎAn elephaｎｔｓaid ｔo ａｍｏusｅ,"no doｕbt thａtｙｏｕare ｔhe ｓmallesｔznd mｏｓt uｓelesｓtｈing ｔhat Ihave e ver seen．＂"Ｐｌess ,sａy it ａgａin .Ｌet meｔake ｉt down ."the mouse said.＂I will tｅll a flea what I know．"为我所用一头大象对一只小老鼠说:“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。
五个有趣的英文问题问：26个字母，走了一个E，一个T，问还有几个字母。
答：还有21个，因为ET把UFO也开走了1.Why did the person throw a clock out the window?-to see time fly解释：time fly，字面是“时间飞行”，实际是“时光流逝”2.What time is it when a pie is divided among four friends?-12:45(即a quarter to one)解释：a quarter to one是一点钟差一刻的意思，但也可以看成是一人拿1/43.What nail should you never hit with a hammer?-fingernail4.What ring is square?-boxing ring(拳击圈)5.Why is the sun like a loaf of bread?-Because it’s light when it rises.双关：如果是太阳，就是说，升起的时候天就亮了如果是面包，rise是发的意思，也就是说，面包发起来的时候会变得很轻1.what do you call a fish with no eyes?2.what do you call a deer with no eyes?3.what do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?1.a fsh2.have no i deer3.still no eye deerRiddles(I)1.What is smaller than an insect's mouth?2.What season is the most dangerous one?3.What's too much for me,just right for two,but nothing at all for three?4.On what day of a year do soldiers start wars in history?5.How many feet are in a yard?6.What person tries to make others smile most of the time?7.From what number can one take half and leave nothing?8.What has hands but no feet,a face but no eyes,tells but does not talk?9.How many months have 28 days?10.Which horses have six legs?Keys(I)1.Anything it eats.2.Autumn.Because it is also FALL.3.A secret.4.March fourth.When a war breaks out,they'll have to march forth.5.It depends on how many people are standing in it.6.A photographer.7.The number 8.8.Take away the upper half and 0 is left.8.A clock.9.All of them.Each month has its 28th day.10.All horses have forelegs(four legs)in front and two in back,so they all have six legs.Riddles(II)11.Why don't babies need glasses?12.What do you drop when you need it and take back when you don't?13.What's the difference between a monkey and a flea(跳蚤)?14.What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty?15.What 5-letter word has six left when you take 2 letters away?16.What is the center of gravity?17.What never asks questions but always gets answers?18.When Columbus discovered America,where did he stand?19.What is"four feet on four feet waiting for four feet?20.When the boy fell into the water,what's the first thinghe did?Keys(II)11.Because they like bottles better.12.An anchor.(锚)13.A monkey can have fleas,but a flea can't have monkeys.14.A blackboard.15.Sixty.16.The letter V.17.A doorbell.18.On his feet.19.A cat on a chair waiting for a mouse.20.He got wet first.Riddles(III)22.What has teeth but can't eat?23.What kind of man can raise things without lifting them?24.Which candle burns longer:a black one or a white one?25.Why does a cook wear a high,white hat?。
英语猜谜语大全及答案1. what is the longest word in the world?key:smile. 谜语解析：因为两个S隔了一里(mile)2. what letter is an animal? key --B(Bee)哪个字母是一具动物答案：B3. What letter stands for the ocean? key:C(sea)哪个字母坐降在海边?答案：C(sea)4. what letter is a question? key:Y哪个字母是一具咨询题? 英语谜语答案:Y(why)5. what letter is your eye? key:I哪个字母是你的双眼? 答案:I(eye)6. what letter is a vegetable? key:P哪个字母是一种蔬菜答案:P(pea)豌豆7. what stays hot even if put it in a fridge? key：pepper啥东西即使放到冰箱中也是热的? 答案：pepper(胡椒粉) 谜语解析：hot也有辣的意思8. what fruit is never found singly? key:pear啥水果永久都不可能是单数? 答案:pear(梨) 谜语解析:pear和pair(一双)读音相同9. With which hand do you write? key:neither,i use a pen!你用哪只手写字呢? 谜语答案：都别用，我用笔10. what man cannot live in a house?啥人别能住在屋子里?谜语答案：snowman（雪人）11. What never asks questions but gets a lot of answers?啥东西永久别咨询咨询题然而却能得到非常多答案?谜语答案：dictionary （字典）12. What question can you never answer "Yes" to?啥咨询题你永久也别能回答"是"谜语答案：Are you dead?（你死了吗?）Are you asleep?(你睡了了吗)13. You have it．You read it．There're some pictures in it?你拥有它，你能够阅读它，它有点图片在里面，它是啥?谜语答案：book（书）14. A mouse has a large pocket．What is it?一种鼠有一具大袋子，它是啥?谜语答案：a kangaroo（袋鼠）15. It has a head ，but no neck．It has a body，but no warmth．NO feet，but can travel?它有头，但没有颈项，有躯体，但别温暖，没有足，却能旅行。
英语智力题1．When can you go as fast as a racing car？（什么时候你能像跑车一样快？）key：When you’re in it．（当你坐在跑车里的时候。
）2.Who is lazier，the tall man or the short man？高个子和矮个子的人谁更懒惰？key The tall one，because he’s longer In bed．高个子懒，因为他在床上的时间更长。
3.When is a horse the heaviest？什么时候马最重？key: When it’s led。
当有人牵它的时候。
led：lead（牵引）的过去分词，音似lead/led/n．铅4.What job will make people look up to you？干什么工作人们会敬仰你？key: Window-washing on high-rises．给高层建筑擦窗户的工作。
look-up to 向上看，抬头望；敬仰，敬佩5.Henry was sent by his mother to see how old Mrs．Smith was but was scolded by the old lady，why？..亨利听母亲的话去探望史密斯老太太，却被老太太训斥，这是为什么呢？key Old Mrs．Smith thought it was her privacy how old she was．因为史密斯太太认为年龄属于个人隐私.how old Mrs．Smith is 有两种理解：①史密斯老太太身体怎么样；②史密斯太太有多大年纪6.Why can a bride hide nothing？新娘为何藏不住东西？key: Because some one will give her away．因为有人会揭发她。
Give away 揭发；在婚礼上把新娘交给新郎7.What letter stands for the ocean？什么字母代表海洋？key T he letter“C”．字母C。
A Monkey and a TigerToday I am very happy to stand here, telling you a story:A Monkey and a tiger .Every one thinks the monkey is very small, but the tiger is strong.In this story Little Monkey uses his wisdow to bit the tiger. just remenber those who are weak can beat those who are strong. let's share the story.An old tiger lives in the forest. He does not want to look for food . He often tells other animals to bring him something to eat.One day He sees a monkey and says," I'm hungry, monkey. Go to the village and bring me a fat pig.""Oh, Tiger," says the monkey. "I can't do that now. There is another tiger over there. He also wants a fat pig. He will not let me get anything for you to eat. I am afraid of him.""What?" cries the tiger. "Show me that tiger. I will teach him a lesson .""Come with me," says the monkey.The monkey and the tiger get to a bridge over the river. "Now look down at the water," says the monkey."Do you see the head, the white teeth and the big green eyes of a tiger?""Yes, I do," says the old tiger," I will eat him up!"“Grr…! So you told Monkey not to bring me anything?!Grrr … I’ll kill you!”With these words the tiger jumped into the river. He did not come out again.“Ha,ha, ha! Goodbye, Mr Tiger,” said the monkey and he went away .。
英语春节手抄报内容英语春节的手抄报内容英语篇1Spring Festival is a traditional festival in China and some Asian nations.Because legend has it that the beast is afraid of red, afraid of fire and afraid of sound,so people will have couplets,firecrackers,gongs and drums andother customs.Different periods,different regions,different ethnic customs are not the same.春节是中国及一些亚洲民族一个古老的传统节日。
因为相传年兽怕红色，怕火光和怕响声，所以人们便有贴春联、放鞭炮、敲锣打鼓等习俗。
不同时期、不同地区、不同民族的习俗都不相同。
In China,the Spring Festival is also a minority national people's customs and festivals. People of all ethnic groups in accordance with their own customs, held a variety of celebration, with their strong national unique style. Spring Festival is an ancient festival in China. It is also one of the most important festival in the whole year. How to celebrate this festival, in the history of thousands of years,has formed some relatively fixed customs, there are still many people who have beenhanded down.在中国，春节也是少数民族人民的风俗节日。
1、Q: What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?冰山和衣刷之间有什么区别？A: One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!一个撞船一个刷大衣！(单词的拼写造成的JOKE）2、white man：are you Black?black man：no,i'm WhiteHe WonTommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.他赢了汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？约翰尼：他害病卧床了。
他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
I Have His Ear in My PocketIvan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?""A kid bit me," replied Ivan."Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother."I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."他的耳朵在我衣兜里伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。
儿童趣味英语谜语篇一：英语趣味谜语1、What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty?2、What will you get if you cut the head of a bear?3、What number comes next? 1,2,4,7,11,16,( )4、A plane left Beijing to Guangzhou .The whole fight takes four hours.The plane left Beijing at 10 o'clock.Shanghai lies in the middle of two cities.Now it is twelveo'clock.Where is the plane now?5、If two cats are in front of a cat ,and two cats are behind a cat,and one cat is in the middle,now many cats are there in all?6、What letter is an insect?7、John runs faster than Bob but slower than Tom. Bill usually runs faster than Bob, sometimes runs faster than John, but never faster than Tom. Who is the fastest runner?8、Helen is twenty years old, and her age is four times as much as Mary's. When Helen's age is twice as much as Mary's, how old is Helen then?9、Mother gave Alice 30 dollars. She spends a fifth of the 30 dollars on books, a quarter of the remainder at a hairdresser's andbuys a new skirt for 10 dollars. How many dollars does she have now?10、What does everybody do at the same time ?11、Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired ?12、Why do lions eat raw meat ?13、How many sides does a circle have ?14、What can't talk but can speak the truth ?15、With which hand do you write ?16、How do you know policemen are strong ?17、From what number can you take half and leave nothing?18、what 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?19、what is pronounced like one letter,written with three letters,and belongs to all animals?20、what number gets bigger when you turn it upside down?21、What person does every man take his hat off to?22、What can you swallow than can also swallow you?23、Which three letters can frighten a thief away?24、What appears once in every minute,twice in every moment, but not once in thousand years?25、What would you say if you saw a ghost(鬼)?26、Which is the left side of a cake?27、A police saw a truck driver going the wrong down a one - way street,but paid no attention to him.Why?28、Where should the milk be best stored ?29、What always has one eye open but can't see?30、What belongs only to you and yet is used more by others than by yourself?31、Which letter of the alphabet separates Europe from Africa?32、Why is a river rich?33、I have cities but no houses,forests but no trees; rivers but without water;what am I?34、A man jumped from a plane,but there was nothing wrong with him.Do you know why?35、Why did John say he didn't know where the sun was?36、Where does a person stay for the longest time in his life?37、What is it,which will tomorrow and was be yesterday?38、What has many teeth but never uses them for eating?39、The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?40、What is that which has no leg but a body and a longneck?41、When is it correct to say “I is"?42、If you were to throw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?43、How many sweets can you put into an empty bag?44、How can you leave the room with two legs and return with six legs?45、How could you fall off a twenty-foot ladder and not get hurt?46、I unwrapped a lump of sugar and put it in my coffee. The sugar didn't getwet.Why?47、If it takes three and a half minutes to boil one egg, how long does it take to boil four eggs?48、If three birds are sitting on a fence and you shoot and kill one of them,how many will be left?49、When is your uncle's sister not your aunt?50、Mrs.Smith has nine children,half of them are girls. How can this be true?51、Where can you never tell the truth?52、What goes over the fields all day,and sits in the cupboardall night?53、What walks around all day and lies under the bed at night with its tongue hanging out?54、How many cheese sandwiches can you eat on an empty stomach?55、When will a net hold water?56、Why is a room full of married couples empty?57、What table has no leg?58、What tables grow in the fields?59、Which American man has had the largest family?60、A hungry donkey was tied to a rope eight feet long. About thirty feet away The donkey can eat those carrots easily.61、What can you hold in your left hand,but not in your right hand?62、I have seven letters. The first two stand for a boy. The first three stand for a girl. The first four stand for a brave boy.63、Why does a man's hair become grey before his moustaches?64、Why are people close to their mothers instead of their fathers?65、Where can you easily put your right hand,but can neverput your left hand?66、What question can never get answer "YES."?67、What is the beginning of everything,also the end of life?68、Mary had a big dog,and I had a smaller one.One day,the two dogs raced to see which ran faster.The dogs were soon tired out. Finally,my dog won the 10 -mile race. Now which dog had more sweat on its body?69、What part of a clock is always old?70、which letter makes her hear?71、I jump into the water，what do I do ?72、My first is in “ snow ”，but not in “ ice ” ，My second is in “ rose ”，and also in “ rice ” ，My third is not in “ pencil ”，but in “ paper ” 。
