英语人教版八年级下册课堂小剧本
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唐僧: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
悟空: Bajie,map!
八戒: (摸出,递给悟空)
悟空: Look,master (凑近唐僧)……
(唐僧、悟空一齐转向八戒)
唐僧: Bajie!How Many times I have told you,
not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls
with you!
八戒: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
唐僧: (缩手)
I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west.
八戒: But……
唐僧: Emitofo,
nothing is lust, lust is nothing! Map?
八戒: (递)
Here.
Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!
Ah ,I can’t walk on any more!
(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. 悟空: Fat Pig!
八戒:
Monkey,
if you dare to say these two words once again,
I will ,I will……….
悟空: You will what(凶相)?
八戒: (挨悟空揍)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). 悟空: Hm!
唐僧:( 轻咳)Wukong, factually, I am a bit hungry .
Could you go to get me some food?
八戒: You see ,master is hungry, too!
唐僧: Bajie! Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
八戒:
But master,
if a monster comes while brother monkey is away …..
唐僧: Em…….It is a problem. Wukong, do you have any idea?
悟空: No problem!(安装)(妖精已躲在一旁偷看) 八戒: This is…..?
悟空: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
唐僧:
Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientif ic! Emitofo, knowledge is power!
悟空: Bye!(走)
唐僧: it’s boring,
bajie, I remember you have a Magazine .
八戒:NO!,NO! I havn’t. (八戒在看,不想给师傅)
唐僧打开猪八戒的手,翻看杂志。
唐僧: oh!,this is
科比,he is my favourite basketball superstar!
八戒: I know him. His wife is beautiful (妖精在周围走)
八戒:(向妖精)hello! MM, where are you going? 妖精:I’m just walking
八戒:you are so beautiful, can we make friends? 妖精: do you have iphone?
八戒: I have iphone 5
妖精: You are out ,I have 6 plus.
唐僧:you are out , too. look!(拿出手机)
妖精:(故作惊讶)oh!it’s iPhone 7 plus.
Tuhao,let’s make friends.
唐僧:ok!
妖精: I just heard that you were talking about 科比?
八戒:yes! he is my master’s favorite star
妖精:(面向唐僧)
oh! I just got his signature, if you give me your 7 pl us , I’ll give your科比’s signature.
唐僧:no problem!
八戒: oh! no! my kidney!
唐僧:(准备开电网门)
悟空: (回来,看见7 plus)Oh,6 plus! I’ve been desiring for it !
(看见妖怪)monster!Don’t get my 7 plus !唐僧: (拦住孙悟空) Emitofo,wukong, she is my friend
悟空: (推开唐僧) she is a monster(上前就打)
唐僧: Nonsense!(深呼吸) 念紧箍咒(fjlsdkflsfjafj……)
悟空: Oh,please don’t……紧箍咒音乐
悟空: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)
此时妖精变身,妖精想要抓唐僧,孙悟空及时打死妖怪
唐僧: Emitofo,thank you wukong
悟空:
it’s nothing, you just need to give me ipone 7 plus 唐僧:oh ! the weather is fine ,we’d better keep going to west. wukong, to lead the way.。