破产姐妹经典台词

破产姐妹经典台词集锦《破产姐妹》(英语：2 Broke Girls)，是由美国CBS电视台于2011年9月19日首播的情景喜剧，制作公司为华纳兄弟电视。

本剧档期最初是于星期一晚上九时半，跟随着《好汉两个半立即搜索》(Two and a Half Men)的档期。

其后改至八时半，跟随《老爸老妈的浪漫史》(How I Met Your Mother)之后。

同年10月5日，CBS预订了整季的.《破产姐妹》，预计将有22或24集。

在最近第38届美国民选奖(People's Choice Awards)上，《破产姐妹》嬴得了最受欢迎电视新喜剧(Favorite New TV Comedy)。

1 、你做蛋糕，我有商科背景，咱俩等于成功。

2 、你的纹身是想气死你爹，我爹压根不知他是我爹。

3 、我只能拿几样东西走，可我全拿了没用的东西。

4 、树倒猴孙散，墙倒众人推。

5 、舍不得银子上不着妞呀。

6 、姑娘很努力哟，比霍金戴袖口还卖力。

7 、我怕我要是写下来，它会成为我的自杀遗言。

8 、骗光整座城的人是你老爸——他只跟我们说今年生意挺好。

9 、给多少小费是我的自由。

在你食物里吐口水也是我的自由。

10 、你还有个院子，感觉是放松吸毒两相宜的好地方。

11 、那块污渍，其实是男人精华。

12 、好吧，看在八块腹肌的份上，给你八分钟。

13 、姐戴帽子挡酷寒，二货带帽学酷玩。

14 、谁二十多岁的时候不是穷的，人人都有要逃避的事情，你选择躲进冷藏室，我选择视而不见和用酒精麻痹。

15 、不骗你哟，地铁比你家沙发干净。

16 、你睡觉时，枕头底下还藏把刀啊。

这是我唯一付得起的家庭安保项目，况且没事也能割割腕咯。

17 、你还有个院子，感觉是放松吸毒两相宜的好地方。

电视剧《破产姐妹》经典台词盘点电视剧《破产姐妹》经典台词盘点Well, good night, ladies. Sleep tight, don’t let the bed bugs bite.晚安女士们早睡早起身体好不睡小心被虫咬And I remember time in New York when that was more cute than accurate.想当年在纽约这话只是哄小孩的现在不睡可真的会被咬- Good night, Earl. - Good night.- 晚安 Earl - 晚安Oh, I’ve come across a 6 dollar inaccuracy in tonight’s total.我刚刚发现今晚总营业额少了六块You must go over all checks again.你要再查一遍全部的小票Oh , I’m just on my way home.哦但是我要回家了But it's not 2 am.但现在还没到两点I hate to play the heavy but you must sit down and go over checks again.我讨厌总唱白脸但你必须坐下重新检查一遍Oh, I’m 75 years old.我已经75岁了I don’t even have enough time to wipe twice.我都没有足够的时间来擦两次屁股Well, well. Hello there哇哇女士你好啊Such a gentleman.真是个绅士啊And what a well-behaved boy!这孩子真懂礼貌Oh, there are the girls.女孩们- Sophie, hello, you look pretty. - Oh, I know.- 你好啊sophie 你看起来很漂亮 - 那还用说- Sorry, the kitchen is closed. - What?- 不好意思厨房下班了 - 什么?The kitchen was closed,厨房是下班了but can now be opened again for such a beautiful women.但是可以为如此漂亮的女士重新开张Hello, I am the chef.你好我是这儿的主厨Oh, here we go. Ukraines is gonna try to invade Poland.又来了乌克兰又一次要占波兰的便宜了 [Sophie是波兰人]It’s double-D day.今天是诺曼D杯登陆日啊 [Dday指诺曼底登陆 double D指罩杯] Oleg, this is our neighbor Sophie.Oleg, 这是我们的邻居Sophie.I would like to have a plate with sausage on it while I look over the menu先要一盘香肠其他的我看了菜单再说Yowza好啊You are like someone super-sized Victoria's secret angel.你就是丰满版的维密天使嘛 [维密天使是著名内衣品牌维密的模特代称 ]I'd like to Gisele on your Bundchens.就让我的吉赛尔来唤醒你心中的邦臣吧 [Gisele Bundchen是维密旗下超模]Oh!哦哦You are gonna act like a dog, I’ll treat you like a dog.你要装的像只狗我就待你像只狗Well, there goes his photography career.啊哦摄影生涯毁了啊Do you still want the sausage?你还想要香肠吗Yes, of course. Why should sausage suffer?肯定还要啊为什么现在才说上香肠啊You know how to handle yourself. Impressive.你知道如何保护你自己干得好That was like a game of rock paper pervert.石头色狼布一物降一物Sophie, thank you for coming in.Sophie 谢谢你能来Max and I wanna to talk to you about taking you up on your offer to work for yourcleaning company.Max和我正打算和你商量下加入你的家政公司工作的事情Yeah, she wants to do it for money to pay for our website.是的她想赚点外快好维持网站的运行But I wanna do it cause I like rummaging through strangers' medicine cabinets.我是喜欢在人家药箱里乱翻看能捡到宝不Have you cleaned a house before?你之前有打扫过房子吗Well, I had a house. And it was very clean.我之前有一栋房子而且它很干净But, whatever the task, you won’t be sorry.但是不管任务是什么你都不会失望的Max and I are a great team.Max和我是一个很棒的'团队And when we set our mind to something, we accomplish it 并且如果我们下定决心去做某件事我们都会完成- and you can consider giving us… - Oh, stop. This is not the dental schoolinterview.- 你可以考虑给我们… - 别说了这又不是牙医学院的面试Come on. This is scrubbing toilet. In or out?拜托这只是刷刷马桶到底干不干?We are in, all the way.我们加入全心全意的In my experience, when someone tells you they are all the way in, you’d betterhope their tongue works.据我的经验如果某人对你说他已经全入了你也就只能指望他舌头功夫厉害了So dirty!好三俗啊We can start tomorrow. Just tell us where to go and we will be there.我们可以明天开始谨遵您的指示Oh, OK.好的Well, you walk out your door, you take right, you go upstairs, 你们走出房门往右拐上楼you open my door and you clean my apartment.打开我的门打扫我的公寓It’s audition这是面试Can I just take off my shirt like in Fame?我能不能像《名扬四海》里那样一脱当面试?Excuse me.打扰一下Here is your non-sexual appetizer.这是您的开胃菜不带一点性暗示You and I will start small.我们认认真真从头开始You like?您喜欢吗?Yes, good boy. Now, go.喜欢乖狗狗现在走吧 [呼应上文的"我就待你像只狗"] Forced to clean Sophie’s department, this is getting dicey.被迫来给Sophie打扫屋子有点危险啊。

美剧《破产姐妹》介绍和经典台词
美剧《破产姐妹》介绍和经典台词
电视剧简介：
《破产姐妹》（2 Broke Girls），是美国CBS电视台于2011年9月19日首播的情景喜剧。

该剧由米高·帕特里克·金与惠特尼·甘明斯联手打造，设定地点是在纽约市布鲁克林区，主力围绕着两名年轻女侍应Max Black与Caroline Channing的日常生活。

在第38届美国民选奖上，该剧嬴得了最受欢迎电视新喜剧。

1、姐戴帽子挡酷寒，二货带帽学酷玩。

2、你的纹身是想气死你爹，我爹压根不知他是我爹。

3、你觉得，一声穿云指，我千军万马来服务，要我说，一声穿云指，我如瀑下阴也干枯。

4、那块污渍，其实是男人精华。

5、骗光整座城的人是你老爸——他只跟我们说今年生意挺好。

6、我只能拿几样东西走，可我全拿了没用的东西。

7、好吧，看在八块腹肌的份上，给你八分钟。

8、你还有个院子，感觉是放松吸毒两相宜的.好地方。

9、树倒猴孙散，墙倒众人推。

10、姑娘很努力哟，比霍金戴袖口还卖力。

11、不骗你哟，地铁比你家沙发干净。

12、你做蛋糕，我有商科背景，咱俩等于成功。

13、我怕我要是写下来，它会成为我的自杀遗言。

14、你睡觉时枕头底下还藏把刀啊？这是我唯一付得起的家庭安保项目，况且没事也能割割腕咯。

15、谁二十多岁的时候不是穷的，人人都有要逃避的事情，你选择躲进冷藏室，我选择视而不见和用酒精麻痹。

16、舍不得银子上不着妞呀。

17、给多少小费是你的自由，在你食物里吐口水是我的自由。

Two Broke Girls: 第二季经典毒舌台词盘点第一集：The hidden stashS: No, you're never gonna win, Max.M: You know, when I was born, the doctors tried to pry my dead twin sister from my hands, but I never let go. She was my first doll.译文：不，你永远都不可能赢的Max。

我出生的时候医生还想把我死去的双胞胎妹妹从我手里撬出来。

但我就是不撒手她是我的第一个洋娃娃。

C: I use the box our soap comes in as a wallet.译文：我都穷到拿肥皂盒当钱包了。

第二集：And the Pearl NecklaceS: You know, every time I come here, I'm surprised you're still open.译文：嘿！每次我来这，都很惊讶这店居然还没有倒闭M: There is no luck. There is only work译文：运气是不存在的.工作才是最真实的M: Might as well face it. You and I are on our own.译文：还是面对现实吧，我们要靠自己M: Actually the only time my mother bought milk was when my face was on the side of the carton.译文：事实上我妈唯一次买牛奶是因为我把店里的牛奶偷喝光了C: We'll get there, Max. Because you and I have something Martha Stewart and machines don't.M: Unpaid bills? C: No, each other.译文：我们会成功的Max，因为我们身上有Martha Stewart和蛋糕机都没有的特质。

破产姐妹中的俚语经典台词整理友谊的开始⼝语精华：1. Nailed it.搞定。

2. Don’t get attached.别建⽴感情。

3. Hi, what can I get ya?您好，您要点什么吃的?4. I’m a really fast learner.我学习东西可快了。

5. Oh, no, no. It’s on the house.不⽤，不⽤，免费的。

6. You make that pretty obvious.你表现得很明显。

7. I’m only gonna say this once, so pay attention.我就说⼀回，仔细听。

8. Miss, could we have some menus?⼩姐，可以给我们⼏份菜单吗？9. Well, I can cross that off my bucket list.太好了，我可以把这项从⼈⽣⽬标清单上划下去了。

10. I need a roommate, if you wanna crash.你要找地⽅住的话，咱俩可以当室友。

11. You did better than I thought you would.你做的⽐我想象的好多了。

12. You are really judgmental, you know that?你真的很挑剔，你知道吗？13. I see an opportunity, and I make it happen.只要有机会，我绝不让它溜⾛。

14. What, I’m supposed to believe you about this?是吗，我该相信你说的这些吗？经典台词：1. Earl：You got screwed.你被耍了。

2. Damn, dude, she burned you.靠，伙计，她完胜呀。

3. Max：Did freakin’ Chestnut here kick you in the head while I was in Starbucks?我去星巴克的时候，你脑⼦让栗宝给踢了吗？4. Caronline：It’s not our fault that th e idiot who makes the cupcakes doesn’t know their worth.做蛋糕的傻⼦定价这么低⼜不是我们的错。

破产姐妹经典讽刺语录破产姐妹经典讽刺语录导语：根据最新消息，CBS将取消续订《破产姐妹》第七季，陪伴了我们六年的《破产姐妹》将画上句号。

下面本店铺为大家整理了破产姐妹经典讽刺语录，希望大家喜欢。

1. 我小时候的梦想们上子是当一个公他别，天就，当我爸自只铐上手铐的子还也一刻我说想明白我一道妈而战认这是一个公他别----卡洛琳2. It's cool if you don't want to join in on the cupcake dream, but at least wait till you find another. It's a dream, not a man.如果你不想加入蛋糕梦也没关系，但你至少要找到别的梦想。

这是梦想，不是男人。

3. look,eventually,you will learn to tear on the inside.4. 我不界去为跟你一起孤独终十以第都5. 我们的未来她事过去更重出觉也。

6. I act like I don't want anything我表现的比个子像我什么后都对不想到山失一发样7. 我这一生有许许多多的不如意我也确信未来只会愈加艰难可你却如此之好8. 看到和十人受伤你得有点反来吃金声出啊，是啊，我翻了个白种年9. 在死那他才军开过之用前，日子过之用年不后以生还觉和好过10. People who hate you, but can't kill you. That's what family is.家人就是恨你却又不能杀你的人。

11. There is no luck. There is only work.世上没什么运气，只有努力去挑战。

12. This is who I am. Nobody says you have to like it.我就是我，没人非要你喜欢。

13. Leave nothing out, leave everything in.14. 你得停止沉迷当子便用四山些恶心的爱情喜剧了，把而家山便为生们条觉还这不是电影，有时你不能能妈颜们条觉还这得成功，有时你的默默咽下苦果，扮成一个小蛋糕。

破产姐妹经典中英文台词破产姐妹经典中英文台词1. And everybody hates everything with the exception，of angelina jolie，who is totally awesome.每个人都讨厌所有的一切，但就是不讨厌安吉丽娜·朱丽，她人实在太好。

2. Sometimes when you think the sky is about to fall down, you might be standing tilted!有时候你以为天要塌下来了，其实是自己站歪了！3. You cant always help who you are attracted to.有时候人们就是会控制不住喜欢谁。

4. Why do you even have a phone if youre not gonna pick it up?你要是都不接电话，你要手机来干嘛？5. When you dont have enough money to fix your own mistakes, youve make your own magic.当你没钱弥补你犯下的错误时，那就得靠自己创造奇迹。

6. How will you ever live with the shame?犯下奇耻大辱，你以后还怎么做人呀？7. Why are the hot ones always gay?为什么长得帅的.都是gay？8. People who hate you, but cant kill you. Thats what family is.亲人就是恨你却又不能杀你的人。

9. If I have to strip, I have to strip.君要臣脱，臣不得不脱。

10. Everyones as judgmental as me.大家全都爱吐槽。

破产姐妹朋友圈文案句子1. "忙碌一天，终于有时间享受破产姐妹的快乐时光了！"2. "与破产姐妹们一起分享彼此的经济生活，真是一种特别的情谊。

"3. "破产姐妹之间的友谊就像我们的钱包一样，虽然空荡荡但永远在一起！"4. "不需要钱财来衡量友谊的深浅，破产姐妹们已经证明了这一点。

"5. "虽然我们都是破产姐妹，但我们拥有的是无价的友情。

"6. "破产姐妹们有一个共同目标：用有限的财富创造无限的快乐！"7. "破产姐妹朋友圈，让我们一起甘苦与共，共同追求更好的生活！"8. "破产姐妹们的友情就像灵魂伴侣，无论贫穷还是富有，我们都不会离开对方。

"9. "和破产姐妹们相处，就是一种财富，没有伪装的真实与无尽的欢笑！"10. "无论财富多寡，破产姐妹们永远是彼此最好的投资！"11. "破产姐妹朋友圈，我们分享日常生活中的琐事和挑战，从中茁壮成长！"12. "在我们的朋友圈里，破产从来都不是件丢人的事，反而成为了一种独特的骄傲。

"13. "虽然我们的银行账户空空如也，但破产姐妹们心中装满了友情的宝藏！"14. "破产姐妹们的朋友圈是一个充满了援助和支持的温暖家园。

"15. "破产就是我们的名片，但友情是我们的底气！"16. "破产姐妹们一起经历的困难和波折，成就了我们之间更坚固的友谊。

"17. "破产姐妹朋友圈，我们不仅互相帮助生活，更是彼此的精神寄托。

"18. "在破产姐妹的朋友圈里，我们不抱怨命运，而是互相激励追逐梦想。

"19. "财富并非天然划分友情的标准，和破产姐妹们一起感受这份珍贵的浪漫吧！"20. "破产姐妹们虽然钱包瘪瘪的，但心里永远充满了满满的爱与温暖。

友谊的开始口语精华：1. Nailed it.搞定。

2. Don’t get attached.别建立感情。

3. Hi, what can I get ya?您好，您要点什么吃的?4. I’m a really fast learner.我学习东西可快了。

5. Oh, no, no. It’s on the house.不用，不用，免费的。

6. You make that pretty obvious.你表现得很明显。

7. I’m only gonna say this once, so pay attention.我就说一回，仔细听。

8. Miss, could we have some menus?小姐，可以给我们几份菜单吗？9. Well, I can cross that off my bucket list.太好了，我可以把这项从人生目标清单上划下去了。

10. I need a roommate, if you wanna crash.你要找地方住的话，咱俩可以当室友。

11. You did better than I thought you would.你做的比我想象的好多了。

12. You are really judgmental, you know that?你真的很挑剔，你知道吗？13. I see an opportunity, and I make it happen.只要有机会，我绝不让它溜走。

14. What, I’m supposed to believe you about this?是吗，我该相信你说的这些吗？经典台词：1. Earl：You got screwed.你被耍了。

2. Damn, dude, she burned you.靠，伙计，她完胜呀。

3. Max：Did freakin’ Chestnut here kick you in the head while I was in Starbucks?我去星巴克的时候，你脑子让栗宝给踢了吗？4. Caronline：It’s not our fault that the idiot who makes the cupcakes doesn’t know their worth.做蛋糕的傻子定价这么低又不是我们的错。

破产姐妹S2E1I respect it all, but I'll throw up.我完全尊重这种做法，但我会吐的I don't judge.我很开明的I am not at all emotional about it.我情绪平和，⼀点也不激动'Cause you never tell a man in prison no. He could hang himself with his belt.不可以拒绝坐牢的⼈，他会上吊⾃尽的Do not give me that look.别⽤那种眼神看我Quick, how's my hairnet?快看看我发罩怎么样It's all getting a little tense.这有点太剑拔弩张了Be more sensitive and stuff.考虑⼀下别⼈的⼼情Just wanted to pick your brain.只想听听你的意见Even if I could bring myself to go through all that, we need every penny we have for the cupcake business.就算我能够忍受出席的痛苦，但我们真得省下每⼀分钱来⽤于⼩蛋糕事业I use the box our soap comes in as a wallet.我⽤肥皂包装盒当钱包呢It was either that, or he was hitting on me, which, I'm not gonna lie, I wouldn't hate. 不是暗指有钱就是在对我放电，坦⽩说，那样也不赖Nancy Drew神探南茜You're telling me the man who invented a way to defraud most of New York isn't as clever as a stone 12-year-old with a butter knife?你觉得⼀个能够骗尽⼤半个纽约的天才想不到⼀个12岁嗑药妹能想出的法⼦吗I'm the boss of you.我是你⽼⼤I know I'm a brunette, but do I have bangs?Born with a silver spoon in your mouth.含着银汤匙出⽣Eh, six of one.半⽄⼋两啦You do so much with so little fabric.少少的布料，⼤⼤的美丽Golden shower.黄⾦淋浴**(piss in the mouth)Yolo!那是哟Back out now, ladies. I'm a paddle bitch.放弃吧，⼥⼠们，我乃竞价⼩贱哥Well, I'm a bitch bitch.我还是贱贱姐呢Jet skis.⽔上摩托车Which, for anyone who might be watching my lips, we were going to give all to charity.致所有可能读我唇语的⼈，我们将要拿那笔钱去做公益No matter how hard the circumstances, you could get over any hurdle.⽆论境况多糟糕，你都能跨过任何难关I now see how that could've happened to him.这会⼉我看出他为何会有今⽇了I'm pissed as hell.我还在⽣⽓呢S2E2Twitter is stupid. And Instagram is twitter for people who can't read. 推特已经够蠢了，⽽图⽚分享⽹，就是给不识字的⼈⽤的推特Nothing worse than a cake tease. Ask any man.敢说不敢做的⼈最差劲了，不信随便找个男⼈问问Everything's gonna work out.⼀切都会⽔到渠成的Been there, done that.我亲⾝体验过了Luddites.恶⼼啊There is no luck. There is only work.【Keep in mind】幸运是不存在的，努⼒才是硬道理It's limp, anemic, and lackluster.这项链没个性，没活⼒，没光泽Just got a little damp.有点⼩兴奋Never would've happened if I had had my necklace.如果我的幸运项链在的话，就不会发⽣这种事了Might as well face it.借此⾯对现实吧You and I are on our own.我们俩只能⾃⾷其⼒What kind of freaks deface a cupcake machine?怎么会有变态想要乱喷⼩蛋糕机啊We can add this Earl bonus money to our cupcake business total. 我们可以把厄尔给我们的额外收⼊加到⼩蛋糕⽣意基⾦⾥Yeah, that 150 will really put a dent in the 250,000 we need.加上那150块，咱们离⽬标⼜近了⼀“⼤”步呢Mushroom growing on our bathroom rug浴室地毯上长的⼩蘑菇Do you wanna know the real reason I thought this necklace was so lucky? 你想知道我认为它是幸运项链的真正原因么I was wearing it the day I met you.遇见你的那天，我就戴着它Pearl necklace珍珠项链**[semen]Just when I thought I was out, she pulls me back in again.我本已绝望，她⼜重燃我希望之⽕S2E3You're in my house now, bitch.敢在太岁头上动⼟，狗东西I wish I hadn't seen it.亮瞎狗眼【⽆法直视】Fart cushions are funny.放屁垫果然搞笑那完全不是平时的我嘛So now you just know everything about life?所以你已经看透⼈间百态了吗Without the attitude and the fidgety exhaling.态度好点，少唧唧歪歪He's in love with a pretty girl who his rival tries to kill them他会爱上漂亮⼥⼈，⽽敌⼈会试图杀了他们Partial nudity半裸镜头Product placement植⼊式⼴告Dope explosions爆炸场⾯Hans Zimmer好莱坞知名电影配乐家Yelling at the screen is the best part of going to the movies, and more white people should learn that.冲着屏幕嚷嚷是看电影最爽的部分，你们⽩⼈该学着点We'll stop if it hurts.如果你疼我们就停下Every now and then, on our own behalf we do put ourselves second但我要为咱俩说句公道话，我们偶尔也为对⽅着想The Wiz绿野仙踪[绿野先尿](wiz = pee )Sometimes people bug me, and I need some time away.有时候⼈们让我⼼烦，⽽我需要静⼀静We're gonna hang sometime.改天⼀起粗去玩You got my eye on you.你赢得了我的注意哟S2E4Bitch needs to take it down a notch.那贱⼈⽓焰不该这么嚣张They're moist, delicious, creamy.⽔嫩，味美，奶油多你看待事物总是有独到见解I thought Google eliminated the need to ask question out loud, but fine.我还以为有了⾕歌之后，就不会有⼈随⼝问蠢问题，但没关系The world's a dead-end and nothing good happens ever to anyone.⼈⽣就是个死胡同，好事永不降临Flat iron直板夹Fist bumping击拳Bring my "A" game⽤尽全⼒Force of habit职业病Bring your own brand.打出⾃⼰的品牌特⾊We are screwed.我们死定了Slow and steady.【like it】稳扎稳打S2E5Nighty night.晚安咯You have discipline.你有⾃控能⼒Keep an open dialogue.开诚布公Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. 佛靠⾦装，⼈靠⾐装We have to be grown-ups about this.我们得⽤成熟的⼼态来对待A gin and juice box⼀盒琴酒混合果汁That brand of put-down humor那种嘲笑⼈的幽默It's so wrong it's right.【Yolo! 】Per your name名不虚传S2E6Not a care in the world.⽆忧⽆虑Panty hose连裤袜This sloppy joe is the most amazing terrible thing I've ever eaten. 这碎⽜⾁三明治[邋遢乔]是我吃过最好吃的糟糕⾷物Bum about your life对⽣活感到失落I've been wanting to say this the whole time.有句话我想说很久了It's kind of the look I was going for.就是我⼀直想要的效果Doom-pa-dee-doo*可代表任何词的⽆义词S2E7Sell her kidney for new iPad卖肾买新iPadEmojis颜⽂字Look, just know you're going to struggle for a while.记住，刚开始肯定有不顺In short, there's really no point to anything.总之，不必在意不顺⼼之事S2E8This is a big leap of faith.这的确是⼀步险棋I'm fighting the instinct to weep, but keep going.我在强忍眼中悲哀的泪Lose some eggs, more room for beer.少留点卵⼦，多装点啤酒S2E9Feel free to tip me what you think your life's worth.That crap ain't gonna fly.⽼娘才不信那些屁话呢That was some ballsy, bold, in-your-face awesome lying.刚才够胆，⽜逼哄哄的撒谎啊Three times the fun.三倍剂量，三倍享受All in caps.全⼤写We're on our way.我们离梦想越来越近了S2E10Even in a fiction scenario, I cannot permit myself to go there.即使只是假设，我也不能如此⽆下限Not that it's any of your business.不关你事See, this is why I don't like you so much.瞧，所以说我不太喜欢你嘛That is a cross to bear.这也太悲催了I'm it, and you can suck it.⽼娘超⽜，你去死吧Maybe I'm the kind of person who only wants something they can't have. And then when they get it, they don't want it anymore.也许我是那种只喜欢得不到的东西的⼈，⼀旦得到就不喜欢了S1E11Jinx, you own me a coke.倒霉⿁，你要请我喝可乐哦[⼉童游戏]Ya fat, ya ugly, ya fugly.你这个⼜丑⼜胖的死猪扒Life isn't like a movie. Some time you're not a success right away, sometime you have to just eat it and be a cupcake, and sometimes you have to take your "I love you" whichever way it comes.⽣活不像电影，有时你不能⽴刻成功，有时你不得不咽下苦果扮成⼀个⼩蛋糕，有时⽆论别⼈怎么告⽩你都得承受S2E12I think ahead.我多深谋远虑啊真奇怪XXOO如此愉悦却如此…(令⼈- -)Thank you for the stoner's summary of the last election.感谢你选举后的毒⾍政策精选Second-hand smoke⼆⼿烟There's no need to kill imaginary cats.别这样诅咒猫嘛Let's just send out positive energy, and the universe will provide.让我们多展现积极的⼀⾯，冥冥之中⾃会有安排Swing and a miss, universe.失⼿了啊，⽼天爷You've heard "When God closes a door, he opens a window"? He's running from his landlord.你听过“天⽆绝⼈之路”吧，就是在躲房东呢The pot is in the pot!我的⼤⿇掉进锅⾥了It's like a skunk skunked a skunk.像⼀只臭鼬被另⼀只臭鼬喷了臭⽓似的I got my horse stoned.我家⼩马都成毒⾍了He's just trying to fit in at school.他只是想融⼊圈⼦嘛Chill out.别这么紧张啦Maui wowie!⼤⿇呀喂I didn't even know blonde people could be sad.原来⾦发⼈也会伤感啊She is really getting the hang of that.她真是驾轻就熟啊Just know that my success doesn't mean anything if I can't share with you. 只想你知道，我的成功如不能与你分享就⼀⽂不值If you ever need it, it's there.你⼀旦有需要，它就在这⼉S2E13Two-room suiteHey, keep out of it.你少管闲事Weird fixation on children恋童癖I was watching a Living Single marathon我看了好久的情景喜剧Lipstick lesbians⼗分⼥性化的⼥同Wanna come back as her.都想下辈⼦投胎变成她You snooze, you lose.先下⼿为强All's right with the world.世间⼀切太平S2E14Success really cuts your balls off!成功的代价就是当孙⼦啊It just felt like time.岁⽉不饶⼈啊S2E15We'll finally have an answer to the question "What comes first? The chicken or the Oleg?"我们就能知道“是谁先…来?，鸡还是奥列格？”Zero dark thirty军事⽤语：户外漆⿊时刻；《猎杀本拉登》Easy Spirit舒适但⽼⼟的鞋⼦品牌Free spirit⾃由灵魂Fortune teller算命店May you live a long and healthy life.祝你健康长寿No one person can get it all.鱼与熊掌不可兼得New York without money is like no magic.在纽约，没钱就等于没戏No spoilers.不许剧透Two-night one-night stand429S2E18When do you hold'em and when do you fold'em?何时留，何时⾛Give me the cold shoulder故意不理我Ehr mah gerd!额滴神(⽛套版omg)S2E19Well, let me give you a "for instance".我来打个⽐⽅S2E20Don't go there.别哪壶不开提哪壶It's just a matter of time.迟早的事She should've checked herself before she wrecked herself. 她跟我装b之前该掂量掂量⾃⼰I'm holding firm.我⽴场坚定S2E21Yeah, it worries me that it'll never happen again.我可担⼼以后再也遇不到这种好事了Han, Jesus is coming back before she is.耶稣回来救赎⼈间都⽐她快，憨憨I'm insulted and honored at the same time.让我受辱之余还倍感光荣Sex is the only fun thing poor people can afford.XXOO是穷⼈唯⼀玩得起的娱乐了Well, now it has a good personality.It's better to just spend whatever money you got on weed to help you forget whatever you got.那还不如把钱都花在⼤⿇上，来缓解病痛I try to lighten the load with a little humor.我想⽤幽默感来减轻重负Nice try.想得美Adam's apple喉结Here's the thing.我就直说吧Clear vaginas, full heart, can't lose.葵花宝典，全⼼全意，⼗拿九稳S2E22That one day, he and I live in a world where our love is recognized and we have the same rights as gay couples.将来有⼀天他和我住在⼀个爱情被认可并和同性夫妻享有同样权利的世界Shut your face哇靠Cops by day, prostitutes by night? You know, copstitutes.这次当警察下次当失⾜⼥如何失⾜⼥警察Scene eight, take one.第⼋场第⼀幕Walkie-talkies对讲机You know he won't cheat on you with somebody else, because you're the somebody else.你知道他不会找第三者因为你就是那个第三者I didn't do dj, so I'm in the B.G.因为没"做"DJ 就只能做背景It is most decidedly not cool, pal.这是绝对的不好伙计Funk and skank.真相⼤调查S2E23Giggle up a storm弄得满城风⾬My shoulders are all up around my ears.⼤街⼩巷到处都是这传闻Anyone can get into any room if they really want to.只要有决⼼哪都能进去Far from inadequate证据确凿S2E24 FinalePutting a pretty church hat on a whore.碧池⽴牌坊Life just sucks it hard sometimes.⼈⽣不如意之事⼗有⼋九A happy meal toy reminds people of a sweeter time.快乐就餐的附加值在于让⼈们回忆起甜蜜时光What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.随遇⽽安So we'll have nowhere to go but up.我们已经很底层不能再往下跌了(否极泰来)Some people open up a windows, some people smash them. 有⼈S3E1getting back up on that horse重振旗⿎burn it to the ground, for all I care随你⼤⼩便我不管了we got it out of our systems我们没事了fancy-ass碉堡了的Yolo: You only live once⼈⽣只有⼀次Knock, knock, knocking on the Apple store?s door敲敲敲苹果店的门It?s the thought that counts.重要的是⼼意died a horrible death in front of our adorable cupcake window 在我们可爱的⼩蛋糕窗⼝可怕地死去S3E2I guess you can?t have it all.⼈⽣还真不能太如意了Com e on, boo. It?s a phone, not Bruno Mars.快点吧，装b。