破产姐妹_第一季第一集台词_打印版

破产姐妹第一季第一集

Pick up! Tables 12, 4, 11.

十二四十一号桌上菜

Got it.

来了

Hey, when you get a second,

等你丫有空...

stop looking at my boobs.

麻烦把淫眼从我奶上移开

Excuse me.

麻烦一下

Waitress?

服务生

Dude?

小二

Hi, what can I get ya?

您好请问要点什么

We need some...

我们要...

Is that annoying?

看了会不爽吗

Is that obnoxious and rude?

觉得对方又欠扁又无礼吗

Would you find it distracting if someone did that to you 你工作时有人这么弄你

while you were working?

你会觉得烦吗

Oh, you don't have a job. Sorry.

哎呀忘记你没工作了抱歉

Damn, dude, she burned you.

靠伙计她完胜呀

No, hipster.

别搞错了小痞子

Do not think we're on the same team.

别以为我跟你是一国的

We have nothing in common.

咱俩到死都不是同路人

I wear knit hats when it's cold out.

姐戴帽子挡酷寒

You wear knit hats cause of Coldplay.

二货戴帽学酷玩[乐队]

You have tattoos to piss off your dad.

你的纹身是想气死你爹

My dad doesn't know he's my dad.

我爹压根不知他是我爹

And finally,

最后

you think...

你觉得

this is the sound that gets you service.

一声穿云指我千军万马来服务

I think...

要我说

This is the sound that dries up my vagina.

一声穿云指我如瀑下阴也干枯

The other waitress disappeared, the Russian one. 那位俄国服务生呢怎么不见了

We need horseradish.

我们想要山葵酱

Please.

拜托您了

That, ladies, is how you treat a waitress.

妹妹真乖这样才有礼貌嘛

Paulina!

宝莲娜

Oh, so... so good, oh...

爽爽死了

Oh, sorry, I didn't realize you were on break.

抱歉不知道你在休息

I just need some horseradish.

我要山葵酱

- Here. - Oh, cool.

-给-收到

Excuse me, where's my waitress?

请问服务生去哪了

She's coming.

她马上来[高潮]

Earl.

厄尔

Earl!

厄尔

I made your favorite, red velvet.

我做了你最爱的红丝绒蛋糕

My little cupcake brought me a cupcake.

我的蛋蛋妹给我带来了小蛋糕

Let me pay you for that.

我还是把钱给你吧

Oh, no, no. It's on the house.

不用我请客

It's your birthday.

你生日嘛

How old are you gonna be?

过完生日要几岁了啊

75.

七十五岁

Oh, Earl, if you were just three years younger.

厄尔你要小个三岁咱俩就成了

Max, Max, big news.

麦克斯麦克斯大新闻

The new boss fired that Russian waitress, Paulina.

新老板炒了俄国妞宝莲娜

Turns out chesty Kournikova was Vladimir Puttin' it out. 大胸金丝猫被发现其实是个死间谍

Hello today. I have paycheck for you.

早安我带了你的工资来

I need to talk to you. You fired Paulina, Han?

我有话问你你炒了宝莲娜吗阿憨

I am no longer Han Lee.

我已经不叫李憨了

I have new American name

我取了新的英文名字

to go with changing neighborhood.

好适应新时代"得"社会

To go with the changing neighborhood.

是新时代"的"社会

You need to remember this for your immigration exam. 移民考试的时候别又说错了

Correct. To go with the changing neighborhood.

行好适应新时代"的"社会

Bryce?

小笼

Your name is Bryce Lee?

你改名叫李小笼啊

Wait, wait, um, um, um...

等等等一下

Don't hire a new waitress, okay?

别再招新人来了好吗

I've been doing all the work anyway,

反正活儿总是我全包

and I really could use the extra money.

让我多拿一份工资补贴家计吧

You need help.

你需要帮手

- No, I don't. - Everyone need help sometimes.

-不用-谁都需要帮手

I don't. I've been waiting my whole life, okay?

我不用我当了一辈子的侍应

I've waited on tables, I've waited in bars,

在餐厅酒吧都做过侍应

I've waited on home pregnancy tests.

甚至在家等验孕结果

[Waited: 等待侍应一词多义]

I already hire new waitress.

我已经雇新人了

She work in all top restaurants in Manhattan.

她以前在曼哈顿顶级餐厅工作过

I gave her Paulina's uniform.

我都把宝莲娜的制服给她了

Mr. Lee, not to complain,