英语口语剧本
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英语口语考试对话模板以下是一个英语口语考试对话模板,供您参考:Interviewer: "Good morning, could you please introduce yourself?"Candidate: "Good morning, my name is [Your Name], and I am a [Your Age] year old student from [Your School]. My major is [Your Major], and I am also interested in [Your Hobbies/Other Subjects]."Interviewer: "Great, thank you for introducing yourself. Could you please tell me about your experience in English learning?"Candidate: "Sure, I have been learning English for [Your English Learning Years] years. I have taken various courses, including [Your English Course Names], and I have also participated in many English speaking activities, such as [Your English Speaking Activities]. Through these experiences, I have developed my listening, speaking, reading and writing skills."Interviewer: "That sounds impressive. Could you please tell me about a time when you used English in a real-world situation?"Candidate: "Certainly. I once had to use English to communicate with a foreign customer while working as a [Your Job Title] at [Your Company Name]. We had a discussion about [The Topic of the Discussion], and I was able to use my language skills to understand his needs and provide him with a satisfactory answer."Interviewer: "That's a great example. Finally, could you please tell me about your future plans in terms of English learning and career development?"Candidate: "In the future, I plan to continue improving my English skills by参加更多的英语课程和活动. I also hope to use my language skills to pursue a career in [Your Dream Job Title], where I can use my language skills to communicate with people from different cultures and backgrounds."Interviewer: "Thank you for sharing your plans. We look forward to hearing more about your future achievements."Candidate: "Thank you for your time. I am excited about the opportunities to grow and develop in the future."。
(This conversation takes place during a short break between two classes. We have five members in total in our group, and our names are shortened as Zou, Liang, Zhao, Zhang and Liu.)(Running the bell)Zou: Nice fifty minutes. I almost doze off. What about you?Liang: Hmm, not bad. My cellphone was keeping me company all the way.Zou: What were you doing with it…Jesus! You play excellent Tetris! How can you make it?Liang: Haven’t you learned that practice makes perfect?Zou: OK, get it.Zhang: Oops!!Zou: Oh, you scared me! Need help?Zhang: I’m sorry but I couldn’t conceal my surprise! Guess what? Gaddafi has been killed!Zhao: That’s an old piece of news. I got that last night.Liu: But that’s really startling news, isn’t it? It convinces me that offending the USA equals to committing suicide.Liang: Absolutely. Obama is a professional murderer.Zhao: Not only Obama, in my eyes, none of the presidents can be described as a kind fellow. Saddam, Bin Laden, and Gaddafi’s death actually reflects their cruelty. Zou: Not exactly. Gaddafi’s death also proves that exploitation can never win the confidence of the people. Know how much gold his family owns? He is actually a tyrant. It serves him right to get such punishment.Liu: OK, let’s change our topic to sth. easy. Do you know there will be some wonderful movies released in a few days? I’m looking forward to them! Zhang: Hmm, I want to watch Love is Not Blind. Its first run takes place just some days before Nov. 11th-the Singles Day.Liang: Really? I’m sure the movie has some special meaning with it. This Singles Day is the most unusual one in this centry!Zhao: Yeah, that’s right. It seems the movie will get high popularity within our country. I can’t wait to book a ticket!Zou: You kidding? Don’t ignore the great ability of our people! I bet that there will be high definition editions on the Internet just two or three days after the film releases.Zhao: I see. Thanks to the Internet, I can save a lot of money. But who can give me the links?Liang: Trust me, I will find it as soon as possible.Liu: Then we three can watch it in the dorm.Zhang: Brilliant!Zhang: Stop that topic. Have you read the book The Youths We Can No Longer Come Back To introduced by our English teacher?Zhao: Ah, I’d like to read it. But I am too lazy to download and read it.Liu: I have skimmed it. However, the novel seems too long so that I lost patient to complete it.Liang: Er, the reality is so universal that girls spend most of their time on their faces rather than on books. Zou, let’s tell them some details with sympathy.Zou: Ok, in the novel, with all his heart, the author concentrates on the topic- adolesence and love faithfully and detailedly. The major character Luo Qiqi never gave up when facing the miserable life.Liang: Yeah, she lives in two different worlds: the school filled with homework and examination and the society full of fight , drinking, smoking and violence. In addition, the novel reflects the society’s change. Luo Qiqi witnesses the society’s revolution. In the fierce revolution, everyone’s life attitude develops rapidly. Her companions and she share the happiness, sorrow, puzzlement .From the novel, you can be reminded of your own adolescent time.Zhao: Hmm, you two boast so much. But it’s none of my business.Zhang: That’s right. The bell is going to ring. We won’t listen to them boasting.(Running the bell)Liu: Time flies!Zou: Hey, boy! Lend me your cell phone please! The game seems interesting. Liang: All right. It’s my turn to doze off.(The End)。
英语口语期末考试Oral English final exam盛楠非诚勿扰VCR版男嘉宾出场镜头环节一:我就是我I am I英语口语进行简短的自我介绍(王士斌)镜头一hello everybody I am the sunshine of handsome li Very happy to boarded the long-awaited stage Welcome everyone to know me环节二:我的个性My personality短片一:不走寻常路走路边最窄的那道坎子镜头二Don't walk unusual way短片二:爱运动跑步嫌累,投篮不进,踢球不进,拉杠不起,俯卧撑不会镜头三四五Love sports Running too tired Missed a shot Playing football not into the Can pull its Push-ups won't环节三:朋友推荐The recommendation of a friend室友的出场环节,每人一到两句简短的发言用来推荐主力短片三:1.我的朋友是一个标准的宅男(李鹏)镜头六My friend is a standard home guy2.他做事非常认真努力(庄宇)镜头七He works very hard efforts3.他对待感情相当专一,可以为你做很多事情*(尹亚波)镜头八He treated feelings quite specificity, you can do for a lot of things4.他在生活中一直是我们的好朋友,好哥们儿(李靖旺)镜头九He has been in the life of our good friends, good buddy5.他很强壮(李树奎)镜头十He is very strong6.他最喜欢的食物是巧克力(刘佳兴)镜头十一His favorite food is chocolate7.我们都在期待着他能够带回一个大嫂哦(文秋亚)镜头十二We are all looking forward to he can bring back a mouse, oh环节四:期待爱情Looking forward to love(王士斌)镜头十三主力高举不挂科Don't hang families的大牌,含笑离场(喜剧效果)中文:今天虽然没有牵手成功,我的心动女孩,但一想到我的英语不会挂科,我认为此行还是值得的!Today, although there is no hand success of my heart, girl, but think of my English not hanged division, I think that was worth the trip!拜拜!Bye bye!。
A低垂着头,独自一人行走在熙熙攘攘的街道上,街上的一切繁华热闹都与他无关……他的思绪仍然停留在今早的面试中……A 的同学:对A 说:YEAY,我成功了……小姐:下一个A:你有哪些优点?我凭什么要雇佣你?,如果雇佣你,你能为公司做什么?B:我有很强的口头表达能力,口头表达能力……而且…… 如果你雇佣我,那我可以我为公司做,做………………………………………………A:好了,我明白了。
下一个!独自走在街上,心中满是无法言语的失落,伤感与迷茫,可是他更多是感到非常的困惑?为什么,为什么同样的四年大学生活,可是结果却有如此大的差距?于是A 的思绪又回到了大学时代!场景一:穿越火线A:可恶,我又被干掉了,小心一点,有人躲在上面。
B:躲在上面,好,我来帮你报仇,看我怎么干掉他,哇,这么厉害,我也被干掉了C:这么骚,我来!场景二:斗地主A:哈哈哈,赢定了B:(在旁边,伸过头去看)艾,拜托,这么好的牌,任何一个正常人都不会输的A:这打牌靠的是技术,跟牌型没什么关系,知道不?小屁孩!场景三:看电影(三国)(刘备仍阿斗)A:这个刘备,太假了!这怎么可能呢?B:赵云对刘备是忠心耿耿,太邪恶了C:可怜的赵云!场景四:(贪睡)A:都7:20了,还不快起床,不然就没有时间吃早饭了B:好困啊,再睡会儿,你先去吃吧!C:哎呀,他每天都很晚起床,这么久了你还不知道吗?智商!A:都7:40了,赶快起床呀!快要上课了B:今天很不舒服而且头好晕呀,我得要再睡会儿,你自己去吧!场景五:方圆打包A:哇,今天的饭这么少?就这些,一块钱,这方圆太贪了B:我的也这么少,这方圆越来越不行了C:呵呵,我的今天还行,不算少A:以后再也不去方圆打包了B:算了,这次就当做一个教训场景六:逃课B:你最后一节没有上课?A:呵呵,反正有上跟没有上课一样,那倒不如逃了B:佩服,佩服,英语课都敢逃C:我靠,现在逃课很正常的好不好,幼稚D:早知道我也逃了,反正在那边什么也听不懂,以后要逃记得叫我呀!A:哇,拜托,想逃就逃,这很随意的A classmate: for A says: YEAY, I success...Hostess: nextA: what are you good at? If hire you, what can you do for company?B: I have very strong expression ability, and... And...If you hire me, i can do i can do.........A: ok, I understand. Next!Walked the streets alone, in the heart is full of cannot say frustrated, sad and confusion, but he is more feel very confused?Why, why do the same four year university life, but the results have such a huge gap?So A thoughts returned to college age!Scene1: across the battlefieldA: damn, I am killed again,be careful, someone hiding in the aboveB: hide in the above, well, let me help you take vengeance, and watch how I kill him, wow, fuck, I also is killedC: so fiercely,let me have a try !Scene 2: doudizhuA: ha, ha, ha, i am going to winB: (beside, stretch his head to see) oh, please, such a good card, any normal man wouldn't loseA: Win card by technology and have nothing to do with Card type, you know? Small kid!Scene 3: the movies (three king) (liu2 bei4 still dou)A: this liu2 bei4, so false! How could it be possible?B: zhao4 yun2 is so loyalty in him,liu bei is too evillyC: poor zhao yunScene 4: (sleep)A: it is seven twenty now, quick geting up, otherwise you will have no time to eat breakfastB: it is so sleepy,, you go to eat first ! I will Get up quickly!C: oh, he always get up very late,you have living with him so for a long time don't you know ? IQ!A: it is seven forty now, geting up ! It is time to go to classB:i feel so uncomfortable and headache too ,i have to be sleep!you go yourself!Scene 5: fangyuan packA: shit, today's meal is so little? Only these but one dollar, the fangyuan are too greedyB: mine also is so little, it become more and more badC: ha ha, mine is enoughA: i will not go to fangyuan anymoreB: oh well, regard it as a lessonScene 6: truancyB: are you cut last lesson ?A: ha ha, anyway it doesnt make any difference whether cut class or notB: hey! you dare to cut Englash class ,How I admire you!C: cow,it is normal to cut class,ok?childishlyD: i will cut class too next time! anyway i cannt understand whats the meaning of teacher said!A: oh ,please,you cut class if you want to cut class, it is optional。
A大家坐吧。
Please sit down.欢迎大家。
Welcome everyone.很抱歉在这么晚了叫大家过来,I must apologize for dragging you allhere at such an uncommon hour;但据我所知,有些事情要马上处理!but from what I've been told,this matter needs to be handled urgently!事实上,我们几周前就应该处理了。
so urgently, in fact.. it probably shouldhave been addressed weeks ago...可我们现在居然还在分析!but that is spilled milk...Under the bridge!那么,谁和我说说到底发生了什么?So, why doesn't somebody tell mewhat they think is going on here?B图尔德先生,就像我之前说的,Well,.as I mentioned earlier..如果你把第13页最上面的数字和……if you compare the figure at the top page 13...A杰瑞,你就直说吧。
it's a ?..just speak to me in plain english.我要听那个把这个算出来的人说……苏利文,对吗?But I'd like to speak to the guy who put this together... Mr. Sullivan is it?他能直接说明白吧?Does he speak English?B什么?Sir?A我要和那个算出这些麻烦的分析师说话。
I'd like to speak to the analyst whoseems to have stumbled across this mess.B没问题,是皮特·苏利文,就在那。
The Prequel Of Journey To The West(西游记前传)Role:N:旁白T:唐三Su:孙妞妞Z:朱小小S:沙瓜B:白酱Y:由扎N:Yesterday night, Tangsan dreamed of Gautama Buddha, he said Tang was a hero and chosen to save the world in Tang Dynasty. In order to accomplish this noble mission, he need some elitists to help me overcome the difficulties on the way west. So he set up the arena to select the brightest people.(没有人参加评选,唐三就买了一堆零食无聊的吃着,这时朱小小出现了,不停地向四周张望着美女,并不时流口水,边擦口水不知不觉就走到了台前)T: (好不容易来了选手,欣喜的抬起了头,看到朱小小问) What’ s your name?Z: (抬头,惊呆,内心暗暗地说)What a handsome man! I, I want to be with him no matter where to go!!(开口说话)My name is ZhuXiaoxiao, but because of my special figure, my friends call me XiaoZhuzhu. Fortunately, BaJie is also my idol. I want to be a hero like him to save the world.(说完陶醉其中)T: (做出呕吐状,嘴里嘟囔着“BaJie is a hero?”并不时摇头)Then the next step is to show your specialty.朱小小早已做好准备,跃跃欲试,掏出耙子,挥了起来(PPT展示),唐三完全着迷,目不转睛。
魔法奇缘 Enchanted 中英文剧本Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom known as Andalasia,很久以前在一个叫Andalasia的魔法王国there lived an evil queen.住着一个邪恶的皇后Selfish and cruel,自私而且残忍she lived in fear that one day her stepson would marry,她整天在担心有天继子结婚的话and she would lose her throne forever.她会永远失去王位And so, she did all in her power to prevent the prince from ever meeting因此她竭尽全力阻止王子跟任何the one special maiden with whom he would share true love's kiss.可能会带给他真爱之吻的少女见面Giselle, Giselle, how about this for your statue? Giselle Giselle 这个给塑像装上怎么样?- Oh, this will be perfect. Thank you. - You're welcome.- 这真是太完美了谢谢 - 不客气Come on, come on! OK, you mookses, move it! We have got a face to put together here得了得了! 让开你们这些家伙! 我们还有张脸要塑造呢while it's still ingrained in her subcranium. 现在仅仅是根植在她脑海里Oh, Pip, it was such a lovely dream.Pip 这真是美妙的梦想We were holding hands and dancing, and...我们手拉手跳舞还...- Oh! - And these for the eyes.- 噢! - 这个做眼睛用Blue? Oh, how did you know?蓝色的? 你怎么知道我喜欢?And they sparkle just like his. Mm!象他的一样闪闪发光唔!OK. There we go.好的装上去了- Yes! That's it! - OK. Yeah, yeah.- 对了! 就是这样的! - 是的是的- Floor's yours, honey. - Presenting my one true love.- 亲爱的地板都归你用 - 展示我的真爱My prince. My dream come true. 我的王子梦想成真了Oh, my goodness!天哪!- Whoa, whoa. What? What's the problem?- I didn't give him any lips.- 怎么? 哪儿不对? - 没给他装嘴唇- Ooh! - Does he have to have lips?- 噢! - 他需要有嘴唇吗?Of course.当然When you meet the someone who is meant for you 当你遇到缘份注定的人时Before two can become one There's something you must do在合二为一之前你需要做些事情- Do you pull each other's tails? - Do you feed each other seeds?- 你们要拉对方的尾巴吗? - 你们给对方喂种子吗? No.不There is something sweeter有更甜蜜的东西Everybody needs每个人都需要I've been dreaming of a true love's kiss我一直梦想得到王子带来的And a prince I'm hoping comes with this真爱之吻That's what brings它让Ever-afterings so happy以后的日子如此快乐And that's the reason we need lips so much 那是我们需要嘴唇的原因For lips are the only things that touch因为嘴唇是唯一碰触的东西So to spend a life of endless bliss要享受快乐的一生Just find who you love只需去找你爱的人Through true love's kiss通过真爱之吻If we're going to find a perfect pair of lips, 如果我们要找完美的双唇we're going to need a lot more help.还需要多一点帮助She's been dreaming of a true love's kiss她一直梦想得到And a prince she's hoping comes with this一个王子带来的真爱之吻That's what brings ever-afterings它让以后的日子- So happy - So happy- 如此快乐 - 如此快乐That's the reason we need lips so much那是我们需要双唇的原因For lips are the only things that touch因为嘴唇是唯一碰触的东西Humph!哼!So to spend a life要享受Of endless bliss快乐的一生Just find who you love只需去找你爱的人Through true love's kiss通过真爱之吻Look out below!看下面!Amazing, sire.真惊人陛下Your tenth troll this month.这个月抓到的第十头巨人了Oh, I love hunting trolls.我喜欢捕猎巨人Big trolls, little trolls. Trolls, trolls, trolls...巨人侏儒巨人巨人巨人...- Sorry. - Oh, that's OK.- 抱歉 - 没关系Ah, trolls are fine to pass the time, Nathaniel, Nathaniel 巨人只是用来消磨时间but... but my heart longs to be joined in song. 但是... 但是我的心想唱歌I've been dreaming of a true love's kiss我一直渴望一个真爱之吻- And a... - ...prince I'm hoping- 一个 - ...我希望一个王子- Comes with this - Do you hear that, Nathaniel? - 带来真爱之吻 - Nathaniel 你听到了吗?Me? No. No, I hear nothing.我? 不不我啥也没听到Nothing at all.一点也没有- Oh! - I must find the maiden - 噢! - 我要找到这少女- that belongs to that sweet voice. - Oh, no! Come back, sire.- 有这样甜美的声音 - 不! 回来陛下- No, you're hallucinating! - Ride, Destiny! - 不您这是幻觉! - Destiny 走吧!Oh!噢!Oh, pooh. Oh, no. No. This isn't good.不不这可不是好主意All these years of troll chasing, trying to keep him from ever meeting a girl.这么多年通过捕猎巨人阻止他跟女孩子碰面Oh, the queen. No, she's not going to like this. 皇后不她不会喜欢他这么做的True love's kiss真爱之吻True love's kiss真爱之吻True love's kiss真爱之吻- Oh, you shall not prevail, foul troll. That maiden is mine!- 你不该超过我可恶的巨人那少女是我的! Honey, do you really think your dream boy exists? 亲爱的你真觉得你梦想中的人存在吗?Oh, Pip. I know he's out there somewhere.Pip 我知道他就在某处Eye! Eye! Eye-Eye.眼睛! 眼睛!- I... I what? - I eat you now.- 我... 我怎么了? - 我现在吃了你Everybody, scatter!大家伙儿散开!Gotcha. Huh?抓到你了咦?Hey! That's cheating!喂! 这是骗人的!I supposed to eat you.我得吃了你Oh, no you don't, you big lug.不你不可以你这个笨家伙Oh? Oh!噢? 哦!Ah!啊!Wow, I got to lay off the nuts.我吃太多坚果了Girl yummy.美味的女孩儿Fear not, fair maiden. I am here.别害怕少女我来救你了- Whoa! - Gotcha!- 啊! - 抓住你了!Whoa!噢!Uh-oh. Whoo!啊还好!Oh! Pip!Pip!Just hang on, honey. I'm going to... Oh!亲爱的坚持住我来... 噢!Ow! Ow! Ow!啊! 啊! 啊!Oh, my gosh.天哪- It's you. - Yes, it's me.- 是你 - 是的是我- And you are? - Giselle.- 你是? - GiselleOh! Giselle! We shall be married in the morning. Giselle! 我们应该在早上结婚You're the fairest maid I've ever met你是我见过最美丽的女孩儿- You were made... - To finish your duet - 你得 - 唱完你的二重奏And in years to come we'll reminisce在今后的岁月里我们会追忆How we came to love我们如何相爱And grew and grew love让爱滋长Since first we knew love因为通过真爱之吻Through true love's kiss我们懂得了爱Oh, so this is the little forest rat这就是那个以为能偷走我王位的who thinks she can steal my throne.森林小丑Never!别做梦了!Oh! Excuse me. I am so sorry.对不起我很抱歉- Oh! Am I late? - No, miss.- 我来晚了吗? - 没有小姐- I do hope I'm not late. - Just in time.- 真希望我没迟到 - 时间刚刚好- Oh, thank goodness. - Hey, honey, wait up! - 谢天谢地 - 亲爱的等一下!- We ain't done with you yet. - No! Ah!- 你还没装扮完 - 不!Oy!喂!- Oh! Thank you. - You're welcome, Giselle.- 谢谢 - Giselle 不客气You're getting married!你要结婚了!Oh, and what do we look like, garbage?我们看起来像什么垃圾吗?- Close the door on me! - If you'll allow me... - 竟把我关在门外! - 如果您允许我...To think that in a few moments that Edward and I... 想到过一会儿Edward和我...- Yes, yes. - That he and me... That we...- 是的是的 - 他和我... 我们...Oh, my.上帝Oh, what a lovely bride.多可爱的新娘啊- That's very kind of you, but I really... - No, no!- 你真好但我... - 别别走!- Granny has a wedding gift for you, child. - Thank you.- 孩子奶奶有个结婚礼物送给你 - 谢谢But I really should be going. You see, I'm going... 但我真得走了你看我得...- 'Tis a wishing well, dear. - Oh!- 是个许愿池 - 噢!But all my wishes are about to come true.但我的梦想就快成真了If I ever see that fat mook's face again, I'm gonna...如果再让我看到那张胖脸我要...I really do have to go.我真得要走了But a wish on your wedding day.但你结婚当天对你的祝愿That's the most magical of all.是最有魔力的Just close your eyes, my darling, and make your wish.闭上你的眼睛亲爱的许愿吧That's right. That's right. Lean in close.就这样就这样靠近一点- Are you wishing for something? - Yes, I am. - 你在许愿吗? - 是的And they both lived happily ever aft...此后他们一直生活得很快乐...Help! Edward! Prince Edward, we need help!救命! Edward! Edward王子我们需要帮忙! Speciosus, formosus, praeclarus!炫耀吧魅力吧辉煌吧!(咒语)Where, my most adored queen, where did you send her?我尊贵的女皇你把她送哪儿去了?To a place where there are no "happily ever afters."到一个没有"永远快乐"的地方Oh! Oh.啊!Oh!啊!What is this?这是什么?Oh!啊!Oh!- Get out of the street! - Oh!- 离开马路! - 噢!- Oh! - Whoa!- 噢! - 哇!Lady! Are you crazy? Now you have to pay for all of this.女士! 你疯了吗? 你得赔我I'm sorry. Excuse me. I was wondering if one of you抱歉对不起请问你们有人kind people might direct me to the castle?能指给我去城堡的路吗?Oh!噢!Hey, watch it, will you?嗨看着点好吗?- Grumpy! - Jeez, lady. Are you for real?- Grumpy! - 天哪女士你是来真的吗?I think so. Oh, wait! Wait!我想是等等! 等等!Where are you going? Please, if you could just point me to the castle?你去哪儿? 你能告诉我怎么去城堡吗? I'm supposed to be at the ball to wed my true love, 我该在那儿跟我爱的人结婚的Prince Ed... Oh! Edward!王子Ed... Edward!Edward?Edward?Oh! Edward!Edward!Edward?Edward?Oh, no.不是Oh! Hello, old man! Oh!你好老先生!Hello.你好May I sit with you?我能跟你坐一起吗?Oh!噢!I'm very tired, and I'm scared.我很累很害怕I've never been this far away from home before, 我以前从没离家这么远过and I'm not sure at all where I am.也不知道自己究竟在哪儿If somebody could show me just a bit of kindness, 如果有人能对我表示一点友好a friendly "hello" or even a smile,说声"你好"或是一个微笑I'm sure that would lift my spirits so much.那都能减轻我的精神负担Oh. You have a lovely smile.你笑起来很可爱Oh! Where are you going?你去哪儿?That's mine! Bring that back here!那是我的! 还给我!You! Come back here! I need that!你! 还给我! 我需要那个!Oh! Please?拜托?You...你......are not a very nice old man!...不是个善良的老人!No. No way you're getting him, Ethan.Ethan 你不可能得到他的You want him because I want him.你要他只因为我要他- I'm not letting you have him! - Forget it. - 我不会让你得到他! - 休想- Hank is coming with me. - Wait a minute, guys. - Hank我要了 - 等一下- I'm getting confused here. Who is Hank? - Hank Aaron.- 我有点糊涂了谁是Hank? - Hank Aaron Milwaukee Braves? His 1954 rookie card. Milwaukee Braves? 他1954年新入选时的卡片A baseball card?一张棒球卡?That's what this gets down to is a baseball card? 一切只是为了一张棒球卡?- You never loved Hank like me. - You never loved me like you love Hank!- 你从没像我一样爱过Hank - 你从没像爱Hank那样爱过我!How did I make you so angry?我怎么让你如此愤怒?- Robert? - Yes?- Robert? - 什么事?- It's time. - Ask what you didn't do.- 时间到了 - 问问你没做什么- It's a longer list! - Excuse me.- 那会是更长的单子! - 抱歉- What would...? - I have to pick up my daughter. - 什么...? - 我得去接我女儿- Can we do this in the morning around 9:00? - 9:00 sounds good.- 我们能明早9点左右再谈吗? - 9点可以Great. I'll see you then.很好到时见Phoebe, I'll see you in the morning, OK? Phoebe 明早见好吗?You're just afraid I don't need you!你只是害怕我不需要你了!- I need a vacation! - Thank you.- 我需要休假! - 谢谢After a whole day of that. you still want to get engaged?经过这一整天的折腾你还想订婚吗?Oh, please. Those people got married on a crazy romantic whim.这些人结婚是被疯狂的浪漫冲昏了头脑- It's not like that with Nancy and I. - Right. - Nancy和我可不是这样的 - 好的- None of that crazy romantic stuff for you, huh? - 你没有这种疯狂的浪漫是吧?Oh, come on.别这么说I mean, we're rational.我们是理性的We understand each other's strengths and weaknesses.我们了解彼此的长处短处Sounds like building a bridge.听起来像造桥- Have you told your daughter? - No, I haven't. Not yet.- 告诉你女儿了吗? - 没有还没有I'm going to tonight. That's the tricky part. 我今晚会告诉她这是复杂的部分I got a present to ease her into it.我给她买了礼物让她容易接受一点With news like this, I hope you got her a Shetland pony.像这样的事情我想你得给她买匹Shetland小马No. Something much better than that.不我买的比这个好- A book? - Oh, come on. Don't give me that look. - 书? - 别这样别用那种眼神看我I know it's not that fairy tale book you wanted, but this is better.我知道不是你想要的童话故事但这个更好Look at this. See? Rosa Parks.看看这个看到没? Rosa Parks(帕克斯夫人) Madame Curie. She was a remarkable woman who dedicated her life to research...Madame Curie(居里夫人) 她是个伟大的女人献身于研究......until she died from......直到她死于...- ...radiation poisoning. - She... died?- ...辐射的侵害 - 她... 死了?I wonder who that is.我想知道那是谁Yeah, hi.嗨Tomorrow morning would be great. 7:30?明早很好 7点半?- With her now? - Yes, let me call you later. - 跟她在一起? - 是的我稍后给你电话All right. Bye-bye.好的再见It was Nancy.是Nancy- Mm-hmm? - Mm-hmm.- 嗯? - 呃She's a lot like the women in your book.她跟你书里的女人很像Sweetie...甜心......I'm going to ask her to marry me....我要向她求婚- What? - Yeah, you like her, don't you?- 什么? - 你喜欢她的不是吗?We all get along, have a good time.我们处得来在一起很愉快- Where's she going to live? - She's going to live with us.- 她要住哪儿? - 跟我们住一起Do I have to give up my bedroom?我要让出卧室吗?No, you don't have to give up your bedroom. No. 不你不用Come on, it's going to be great. I promise.我保证一切都会很好的It's not like she's gonna try and be your mother. 不是说她要尝试着做你母亲- Stepmother. - Right. She's gonna be a nice stepmother.- 继母 - 是的她会是个很好的继母She's gonna take you to school tomorrow, you and her,她明天送你去学校你和她- for some grown-up girl-bonding time. - I'm only six.- 做点长大的女孩子一起分享的事情 - 我才六岁You won't always be.你不会一直六岁的Hello!有人吗!It's me, Giselle, from Andalasia.我是Giselle 从Andalasia来的Hello!有人吗!Hello!有人吗!Is there anybody home? Hello, please open the door.有人在家吗? 请开开门It's very cold out here.外面太冷了Daddy, why is there a princess on the castle billboard?爸爸为什么城堡门前有个公主?It's an advertisement. It's a mannequin.是广告一个模特儿- She's really there! - No, she's not. What are you doing?- 她真的在那儿! - 不是的你干什么?Get back in here! Stop!回到车里来! 停下!- Morgan! Stop! - Hey!- Morgan! 别跑! - 嗨!- Princess! - Morgan!- 公主! - Morgan!- Don't you ever do that again! - Look! Look! - 你不许再那么做了! - 看! 看!Is anybody there? Do you know Edward?有人吗? 你们认识Edward吗?- Stay here. - Oh, please be home!- 待在这儿 - 希望有人在!- Hey, lady! - Oh, hello.- 女士! - 你好I was wondering if maybe you... Whoa!我在想你是不是... 噢!Hang on!抓住!- Oh! - Don't let go! Wait!- 噢! - 别松手! 等等!- Just hang on! - Oh, no!- 抓紧了! - 不!Catch her, Daddy!爸爸接住她!- Oh! - Ow!- 噢! - 好痛!- You OK? - I'm fine.- 你没事吧? - 我很好- Are you OK? - I'm fine.- 你呢? - 我也很好- What were you doing up there? - I was looking for some help.- 你在上面干什么? - 我想寻求帮助You see, I've been wandering very far and long tonight,今晚我已经走了很远很长的路and I'm afraid nobody's been nice to me.恐怕没人对我很友好Yeah, well, welcome to New York.是这样欢迎到纽约来Thank you.谢谢Right. OK, you sure you're all right?你确信你没事吗?- Oh, yes. - You need me to call somebody for you? - 是的 - 需要我帮你打电话给什么人吗?Well, I don't think they'd hear you from here. 我不认为他们能听到你在这儿喊What?什么?Morgan, show her the way, please.Morgan 请带路And then the old hag told me to...然后那个老女巫让我...Oh!...look into the well and wish for my heart's desire....看着那个池子许愿But I must have looked very far但我可能看得太远了because I fell, down, down, down.我摔倒了不停往下往下掉And then I climbed out of this big, round hole 然后我爬出一个又大又圆的洞口and I got very lost, until I fell off of the castle. 我迷路了直到我摔下那个城堡And now here I am with you!而现在我跟你们在一起!Is this a big habit of yours? Falling off stuff? 是你们的一个习惯吗? 摔落什么东西?Well, usually someone catches me.通常会有人抓住我But, not to worry, I'm certain that Edward is already searching for me.别担心我确信Edward已经在找我了No doubt by morning he'll come and rescue me from this strange land.毫无疑问明早他就会来救我离开这个奇怪的地方Take me home, and the two of us can share in true love's kiss.带我回家我们会分享真爱之吻- True love's kiss? - It's the most powerful thing in the world.- 真爱之吻? - 是世界上最强大的东西Right.是的Now if I could only find a place to rest my head for the night.现在如果我能找到地方睡上一觉的话- What kind of place? - Oh, I don't know.- 什么样的地方? - 我不知道Maybe a nearby meadow or a hollow tree.或许附近的草地或者空心树- A hollow tree?- 空心树?Or a house full of dwarves. I hear they're very hospitable.或是很多小矮人的房子我听说他们很好客的Like I said, all I can do is let you in for a minute. 像我说的只能让你进来待一会儿Dry off, use the phone if you want to. We have our own bedtime to stick to. Let's go.弄干衣服如果需要可以打电话我们有自己遵守的睡觉时间走吧That's very kind of you.你真好- What is it with this dress of yours? - Oh. Do you like it?- 你的衣服用什么做的? - 你喜欢吗?No, it's just...不只是...I gathered the silk from my silkworm friends我收集了蚕丝and I spun it into thread on my spinning wheel. 在纺车上纺成线You made it all by yourself?你自己做的?Well, the mice and rabbits did help with the sewing.唔田鼠和兔子帮我缝了- They're good! - Oh!- 它们很棒! - 噢!Whoa!哇!Why don't we see about getting you a car.我们为什么不给你找辆车呢- Couldn't she sleep here, Daddy? - No. That's a big no.- 爸爸她不能睡在这儿吗? - 不行绝对不行- Are you really a princess? - Not yet.- 你真得是公主吗? - 还不是But...但是......I will be soon....我很快就是了Wow, Dad. She's really sleepy.爸爸她真的很困Oh, no. That's not acceptable. No.不那不行不可以You're not really gonna make her go, are you, Daddy?爸爸你不是真要她走吧对吗?- I want you to go to bed. - But I think she might be a real princess.- 我要你上床睡觉 - 但我觉得她可能是个真正的公主Morgan, just because she has on a funny dress, doesn't mean she's a princess.Morgan 她穿着件可笑的衣服不意味着她就是公主She is a seriously confused woman who's fallen into our laps.她是我们撞上的一个头脑不清的女人- So we're not going to let her stay? - No.- 我们不能让她留下来? - 不行Put on your nightgown and go to sleep.穿上睡衣上床去Good night, OK?晚安好吗?Hi. I need a car at 116th and Riverside, please. 你好请派一部车到百老汇第116街- Hold, please. - Thank you.- 请稍等 - 谢谢Hello, sir. Destination, please.你好先生请问去哪儿Sir?先生?- Morgan. - What?- Morgan - 什么?I want you to sleep in my room tonight.你今晚睡在我的房间- Why? - Just come on.- 为什么? - 来就是了All right.好吧Fear not, Giselle! I will rescue you!别害怕 Giselle! 我来救你!Yeah, but who's gonna rescue me?但谁来救我呢?- All right, let's close it up. - Whoa!- 让我们把它关上 - 哇!- Hey, buddy! You ain't... - Silence!- 嗨伙计! 你不是... - 闭嘴! Guys, I got it.兄弟们我明白- Your name, peasant! Quickly! - Arty.- 你的名字乡下人! 快点! - 噢艺术人士Are you in league with the wicked old hag who sent my poor Giselle to this foul place?你和那个把我的Giselle送到这个破地方的邪恶女巫是一伙的吗?Is this man party to this evil plot, chipmunk? 花栗鼠这人参与了邪恶计划吗?- Uh-oh. - Aw, poor chipmunk.- 不是吧 - 可怜的花栗鼠Speechless in my presence.在我面前说不出话What say you, sir? Don't try my patience.先生你怎么说? 别考验我的耐性- I don't know what you're talking about. - I seek a beautiful girl.- 我不知道你在说什么 - 我在找一个美丽的女孩子My other half, my one coquette,我的另一半我风情万种的爱人the answer to my love's duet.回应我的爱之歌I'd like to find one of them too.我也想找个这样的Then keep a wary eye out, Arty.然后看好了艺术家- Come along, Pip. - Are you OK?- Pip 走吧 - 你没事吧?Hey!嗨!Hey! Get off the car, you nut!嗨! 从车上下来你这个疯子!Did you see that chipmunk?你看到那花栗鼠了吗?Oh, my.上帝This just won't do.这样可不行Whoa!哇!Oh, my goodness. Are you all right?哦上帝你还好吗?Oh.噢Hello.你们好Oh...噢...Well, it's always nice to make new friends.能认识新朋友总是好的All right, everyone, let's tidy things up.好吧大家来把这儿打扫干净Come, my little friends as we all sing a happy little working song来吧我亲爱的小朋友们因为我们都唱欢快的劳动歌Merry little voices Clear and strong快乐的声音清晰而有力Come and roll your sleeves up so to speak来卷起你的袖子And pitch in cleaning crud up in the kitchen 把厨房的污垢都除尽As we sing along我们一起唱Trill a cheery tune in the tub as you scrub a stubborn mildew stain在你擦浴缸里一个顽固的霉斑时Pluck a hairball from the shower drain从淋浴下水道掏出一小团头发时唱支快乐的小曲To that gay refrain of a happy working song作为快乐劳动歌的叠句We'll keep singing without fail我们会不停得唱Otherwise we'd spoil it否则就弄砸了Hosing down the garbage pail and scrubbing up the toilet用软管冲洗垃圾桶擦洗厕所How we all enjoy letting loose with a little "la da dum dum dum"我们唱点"la da dum dum dum"来放松While we're emptying the vacu-um It's such fun 在我们清空吸尘器的时候真有趣- To hum a happy working song - Ooh- 哼哼快乐劳动歌 - 噢A happy working song快乐劳动歌Oh, how strange a place to be多奇怪的地方Till Edward comes for me直到Edward为我而来My heart is sighing我的心在叹息Still, as long as I am here既然我在这儿 I guess a new experience我想一种全新的体验Could be worth trying还是值得尝试Hey, keep drying嗨继续擦干You can do a lot when you've got such a happy working tune to hum当你有快乐劳动歌可哼的时候可以做很多事情While you're sponging up the soapy scum当你擦拭肥皂泡沫时We adore each filthy chore that we determine 我们喜欢每一件肮脏的家务活儿So, friends even though you're vermin朋友们尽管你们是有害动物We're a happy working throng我们是快乐的劳动大军Singing as we fetch the detergent box当拿到清洁剂盒子去洗For the smelly shirts and the stinky socks 有味道的衬衫和臭袜子的时候我们歌唱Sing along独自歌唱If you cannot sing Then hum along如果你不会唱就跟着哼As we're finishing our happy working song我们要唱完这快乐的劳动歌Ah.啊Wasn't this fun?这不是很有趣吗?- Wake up, wake up! - What?- 醒醒醒醒! - 怎么了?- Wake up! - What is it?- 醒醒! - 什么事?- Come, you have to come see! - What is it? - 你得来看看! - 到底什么事?- I can't tell you. You have to come see! - What's wrong? Are you OK?- 我不能告诉你你自己来看! - 出什么事了? 你还好吗?- Yes. What is it, Morgan? - Look!- 是的 Morgan 到底怎么了? - 看!Oh, my gosh. Get out! Out!天哪出去! 出去!- What do I do with them? - Get them outside. Get rid of them.- 我怎么处理它们? - 丢到外面去- Put them back? - Put them outside! Don't put them back.- 放回去? - 丢到外面去! 别放回去Open the door!Open the door!开门!Good! Watch out!好了! 小心点儿!- Stay there. - But, Dad.- 呆在这儿别动 - 可是爸爸Shh. Stay there.嘘在那儿呆着- Hello. - Come in!- 你好 - 进来吧!- Yeah, can I... - Oh. Good morning, Robert. - 嗯我可以 ... - 噢早上好 RobertOh! That's too thoughtful of you.噢! 你真是体贴入微啊Thank you! Oh, I hope you had nice dreams.谢谢! 噢希望你做了美梦I think I'm still in one. - This is a magical room.- 我想我仍然在做梦呢 - 这个房间真神奇Where does the water come from?水是从哪里出来的啊?Uh, well, the water comes from the pipes.呃啊是从这些管子里出来的- And where do the pipes get it? - Uh, I don't know. From...- 那么管子是从哪里弄到水的呢? - 呃我不知道从...- ...wherever the pipes get it. - Oh.- ...有水的地方 - 噢It is magical.真神奇- Hey, girlfriend. - Hi, Nancy.- 嘿小美女 - 嘿 NancyWhat do you say, you ready to kick it?怎么样你准备好改变习惯了吗?Kick what?什么习惯?Why do you still have your PJ's on?你怎么还穿着睡衣呢?It's been pretty busy around here.这里实在是太忙了Wow. It's really neat in here.哇噢这里可真整洁- Did you guys get a maid? - No. Not exactly. - 你家有女仆人吗? - 不不是的Don't worry. My friends will do that.别担心我的朋友会做的Oh!噢!- Nancy? - Oh, hello!- Nancy? - 噢你好!- Who is this? - This is nothing.- 她是谁? - 谁也不是- I'm Giselle! - This is nobody.- 我是Giselle! - 她谁也不是I was on my way to the castle to get married... 在我要去城堡结婚的路上...- She's married? - No, she's not.- 她要结婚? - 不她没有- Not yet! - What does that mean, "yet"?- 还没有! - "还没有"是什么意思?- She was lost. I was trying to help. - With finding the shower?- 她迷路了我在想办法帮她 - 帮她找淋浴吗?The shower. The shower is wonderful, Nancy.淋浴淋浴真棒 Nancy- I'm sure it is. - That's enough. Thank you very much.- 我当然知道 - 够了谢谢你- Calm down. Please, let's talk. - Talk about what, Robert?- 平静点儿求你了让我们来谈谈 - 谈什么呢Robert?How I never stay the night? Because we both agreed, Morgan's here,为何我从不在这儿过夜? 因为我们都认为Morgan在这儿and you have to maintain boundaries and I thought, "I'm so lucky. He's sensitive!"你得保持界限而我还以为 "我很幸运他是理智的"I didn't realize you were worried about crowd control.我从没意识到你是怕人满为患We'll talk later, then.我们晚点再谈- Don't bet on it. - What about taking Morgan to school?- 别妄想了 - 送Morgan去学校吧?Some grown-up girl-bonding time.一些大女孩的相处时间What, so you can have some grown-up girl-bondingtime?什么那你就也有和大女孩相处的时间了?- I don't think so. - But... just...- 我认为可不是那样 - 但是... 只是... Goodbye!再见了!Oh, she is lovely.噢她真可爱Get dressed, please. For school.穿衣服去去学校Just... Please.只是... 请- Nancy! - Thirty-eight and Seventh.- Nancy! - 7街38号Nancy, wait!Nancy 等等!- Hello? - You got to go.- 谁呀? - 你得走了I don't know what your deal is, if you're waiting for Prince Charming...我不知道你有什么事儿如果你在等你的英俊王子... - Prince Edward! - Whatever.- Edward王子! - 随便什么吧I'll get you to a bus, a train, a plane, wherever, 我送你去乘公车火车飞机到哪都行and then that's it! I can't get involved after that.然后就好了! 然后和我就没关系了What is this?这是什么?- Where did you get that? - I made it.- 你从哪弄来的? - 我自己做的Do you like it?你喜欢吗?You're unhappy.你不高兴了You made a dress out of my curtains?你用我的窗帘做了条裙子?Oh, you are unhappy. I am so sorry.噢你不高兴了对不起- I'm not unhappy, I'm angry. - Angry?- 我没不高兴我是生气了 - 生气?Yes, it's an unpleasant emotion. Ever heard of it? 是的一种不愉快的感情你以前没听说过吗?- I have heard of it, but I... - You have created a completely- 我听说过但是我... - 你已经惹出了一个完全unnecessary problem with Nancy that I now have to resolve.没必要的麻烦我现在得再去和Nancy解释See, the fact is, I was just getting ready to take a very serious step forward.明白吗实际就是我正准备进行非常重要的一个阶段- A proposal, actually. - Oh!- 一个求婚事实上 - 噢!Well, now she's got it in her mind that you and I...但是现在她以为我和你...Kissed? - Yeah, something like that.- 接吻了? - 是的和那差不多吧Oh, no.噢不- You should sing to her! - Sing to her?- 你应该向她歌唱! - 向她歌唱?And maybe that would reassure her of your affections!或许那样可以使她确信你的感情!You need to rush to her side and hold her in your arms你要跑到她身边把她搂在你的怀里and then pour your heart out in a beautiful ballad. 然后唱出一曲美丽的歌谣And then she'll know for sure.然后她就会确信了- Why are you staring at me? - I don't know. It's...- 你为什么在盯着我? - 不知道是...t's like you escaped from a Hallmark card or something.你像是从贺卡或什么东西逃出来的Is that a bad thing?那很糟糕吗?School! We're late! We've got to run!上学! 我们迟到了! 我们得赶紧去!Oh!噢!Oh, wouldn't she just love to come crawling back here and steal my crown!噢她不会爬回来抢走我的王冠吧!Cast me aside like so much royal rubbish! What? 把我像那些皇室垃圾一样扔掉! 什么?Perhaps Prince Edward won't find her. Edward可能找不到她- Perhaps he will! - Oh! Oh, dear.- 或许他能找到! - 噢!噢亲爱的Oh...噢...Oh! I do wish there was someone who cared enough for me噢! 我真希望有人能够足够的关心我to go after him.去找他Oh, a man like that, strong and brave,噢一个那样的男人强壮英勇I'd do anything for him.我什么事情都愿意为他做Never fear, my queen.在所不辞我的女王I will stop him!我会阻止他的!- What now? - Another one?- 这回是什么? - 又来一个吗?Whoa! Get him out of there. Let's go. Get in there. 哎呀! 把他拉出来来吧进那去了- Where are these people coming from? Come on! - Upsy-daisy.- 这些人都是从哪里冒出来的? 使劲! 起来没事了Get him up.拉他起来- Hey, pal. - Yow!- 嘿伙计 - 啊哟!Let me guess. You're, uh, looking for a beautiful girl too.我来猜猜你是呃也是在找一位漂亮的姑娘的No.不I'm looking for a prince, actually.实际上我是在找一位王子Right.好吧You've met your match, you foul bellowing beast! 这回你碰到对手了吧你这个恶心的怪物!- Everybody, stay on the bus. - Giselle? My love? - 大家坐在车里别动 - Giselle?亲爱的?Drat!可恶!The steel beast is dead, peasants. I set you all free.这个钢铁怪兽已经死了人民们我放你们自由- Move that bus! - Come on, already!- 把车开走! - 快点儿赶紧的- Get that bus out of there! - Are you crazy? - 把车开走! - 你疯了吗? Nobody stabs my bus! I'll tear you apart!没有人敢刺破我的汽车! 我要把你碎尸万段!Do you hear me?你听到我说的话没?- You get down here! - Madam, if you'll allow me...- 你下来! - 女士如果允许...- Nathaniel, old friend! - Sire, may I suggest that you...- Nathaniel 老朋友! - 陛下我能请你...You? A friend of his? Crazy tight-wearing... 你? 他的朋友? 这个穿紧身裤的疯子Come here and mess up my route? I'll tear you both apart!到这儿来我的公车路线捣乱? 我要把你俩都撕碎! Don't you roll your eyes at me!你的眼球不要朝着我乱转!A rat! Get it away from me!一只老鼠! 离我远点儿!Well, strictly speaking, he's a chipmunk.呃严格的说他是一只花栗鼠Sire, may I suggest we seek elsewhere陛下我们到周围找找for your bride?你的新娘吧?- What are you looking at? - She's beautiful. - 你在看什么? - 她真漂亮It's just a statue!那只是个雕像!Come quickly. Quickly.快点儿过来快点儿Sam? Sam, please don't tell me Mrs. Banks is already here.Sam? Sam 不要告诉我Banks夫人已经到了- Mrs. Banks is already here. - Great.- Banks夫人已经到了 -不错- With Mr. Banks and his lawyer. - Perfect.- 还有Banks先生和他的律师 - 很好- How long? - Do you want to know?- 多长时间了? - 你想知道吗?No, I don't. I need you to handle something for me, OK?不我不想我需要你帮我处理点儿事儿好吗?- See this girl over here? - Who is she?- 看到那边的女士了吗? - 她是谁啊?No idea. I'm pretty sure she's from out of town. 说不清楚我只知道她从其他地方来的- What do you want to do? - Find out where she's。
612 The One With The Joke
612 笑话
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there. Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand.]
蒋雨晨:Hey, you’re not going to believe this. I made up a joke and sent it in to Playboy. They printed it!
嘿,这真不可思议。
我把我编的笑话寄给《花花公子》,他们竟然登出来了!
薛思强:I didn’t know Playboy prints jokes.
真不知道《花花公子》还登笑话。
蒋雨晨: Yeah, they print jokes, interviews, hard-hitting journalism. It’s not just about the pictures.
没错,他们登笑话,采访稿,有力的新闻,并不只是那些照片。
蔡海瑞:That didn’t work on mom, it’s not going to work on us.
反正不会说服妈妈看,我们也不看。
蒋雨晨:(showing them the page) Here, check it out. It’s the first one, too.
(They all laugh indifferently, except Chandler, who’s a little angry.)
瞧这,头一条就是我的。
李刚: That is funny. It was also funny when I made it up.
很有趣,更有趣的是,这笑话是我编的。
蒋雨晨: What?
什么?
李刚: I made that joke up.
这笑话是我编的
Ross: Uh, oh-oh, no you didn’t. I did.
不,不,不对,这是我编的。
Chandler:Yes, I did. I told it to Dan at work, and he said it was the funniest joke he’d ever heard.
是我编的。
我在上班的时候把它讲给DAN,他说这是他听过的最好的笑话。
Ross:Hey, tell Dan, ‘Thanks.’
(Rachel is looking at the magazine and laughing.)
嘿,替我谢谢DAN。
Ross: What?
怎么了?
Rachel:I’m sorry, I was just reading the joke below it. Man, that one is funny. (Ross grabs the magazine away from her.)
对不起,我在看下面那则笑话,啊,它真搞笑。
Chandler: Monica, you remember me telling you that joke, right?
莫尼卡,你记得我给你讲过这个笑话,对吗?
Monica: No.
不记得。
Chandler: Seriously?
真的?
Monica: Well, you tell a lot of jokes!
你的笑话讲的太多了!
Ross:Look, Chandler, it’s my joke. But, hey, if it makes you feel any better they don’t print the name, so it doesn’t really matter who gets credit, right?
听着钱德,这是我的笑话。
但是,嘿,他们没有印我的名字,也许这让你好过一点。
所以究竟该归功于谁并不重要,对吧?
Chandler: Yeah, I guess.
对,我想是。
Joey: (entering) Hey guys.
嘿,诸位。
Chandler: (jumping up from his chair) Hey, Joey, Playboy printed my joke.
嘿乔依,《花花公子》登出了我的笑话。
Ross:No, it’s my joke, it’s mine. You can call them, they’ll tell you.
不,这是我的笑话,是我的。
你可以给他们打电话,他们会告诉你的。
Chandler:It’s my joke.
是我的笑话。
Ross:It’s my joke.
是我的笑话。
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa. Jokes? You guys know they have naked chicks in there, right?
哇呜!笑话?你们肯定知道里面有裸体小妞,对吧?。