【英语学习资料】老友记字幕Word版第一季第四集

104 The One With George StephanopoulosMonica: Alright. Phoebe?Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs! 如果有一天我变得全能，我要世界和平，不再有饥饿，雨林不再遭受破坏，还有更大的胸部 [ɑ:mˈnɪpətənt] 全能的，权力无限的Ross: Yeah, see.. you took mine. Chandler, what about you?Chandler: Uh, if I were omnipotent for a day, I'd.. make myself omnipotent forever. Rachel: See, there's always one guy. (Mocking) "If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes." “给我一个愿望，我就要更多的愿望”All: Hey Joey. Hi. Hey, buddy.Monica: Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?Joey: Probably kill myself!Monica: ..Excuse me?Joey: Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live!Ross: Joey, uh- OMnipotent.Joey: You are? Ross, I'm sorry..Monica: How does she do that?Ross: I cannot sleep in a public place.Monica: Would you look at her? She is so peaceful.Phoebe: (waking and startling them) Oh! What what what! (i)Ross: It's okay, y'know, you just nodded off again. 你只是又打瞌睡了Monica: What's going on with you?Phoebe: I got no sleep last night!Ross: Why?Phoebe: My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed. Oh, and deaf. So they're constantly, like, having to reassure each other that they're having a good time. You have no idea how loud they are! 我祖母交了一个新男友，他们俩在床上翻来覆去，还有耳聋…于是两人不断确定彼此是否尽，兴简直是吵死人了Monica: Well, if you want, you can stay with Rachel and me tonight.Phoebe: Thanks.Joey: ...Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven. See, I told you! Less than a hundred steps from our place to here.Chandler: You got waaaay too much free time.Joey: Hey! Here's the birthday boy! Ross, check it out: hockey tickets, Rangers-Penguins, tonight at the Garden, and we're taking you.他就是今天的寿星？瞧，冰球赛门票,骑兵队与企鹅队，今晚在花园球场，我们要带你去看Chandler: Happy birthday, pal!Joey: We love you, man. (Kisses Ross)Ross: Funny, my birthday was seven months ago.Joey: So?Ross: So, I'm guessing you had an extra ticket and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date? 一定是你们多了一张票，找不到人一起去看Chandler: Well, aren't we Mr. "The glass is half empty." 我们不是悲观之人Ross: Oh my God, oh- is today the twentieth, October twentieth?Monica: Oh, I was hoping you wouldn't remember.Ross: Ohhh.Joey: What's wrong with the twentieth?Chandler: Eleven days before Halloween.. all the good costumes are gone? 万圣节的前十一天？所有的好服装都被抢走？Ross: Today's the day Carol and I first.. consummated our physical relationship. Sex. ..You know what, I-I'd better pass on the game. I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover. 今天是我第一次和卡萝…进行肉体接触…作爱，我不去看球赛了，我还是回家，想着我的前妻和她的爱人吧[ˈkɑ:nsəmeɪt]圆房; 使完成; 使完美Joey: The hell with hockey, let's all do that! 去他的曲棍球，我们回去一起想吧Chandler: C'mon, Ross! You, me, Joey, ice, guys' night out, c'mon, whaddya say,big guy, Huh? Huh? Huh? 你，我和乔伊，冰人夜游怎样，大个儿Ross: What are you doing?Chandler: (stops) I have no idea.Joey: C'mon, Ross!Ross: Alright, alright, maybe it'll take my mind off it. Do you promise to buy me a big thumb finger?Chandler: You got it.Rachel: Look-look-look-look-look, my first pay check!薪水 Look at the window, there's my name! Hi, me! 大家看，我的第一份薪水，看看这框框，上面有我的名字，是我Phoebe: I remember the day I got my first pay check. There was a cave in one of the mines, and eight people were killed. 我记起拿到第一份薪水的那一天，矿场塌陷八人惨遭活埋 cave（使）塌陷，倒塌，n洞穴Monica: Wow, you worked in a mine?Phoebe: I worked in a Dairy Queen, why? 不，我在黛莉冰淇淋工作，干嘛问？Rachel: God, isn't this exciting? I earned this. I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally—not worth it. Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money? I mean, what- Chandler, look at that. 真叫人兴奋，我赚来的,每天擦桌椅蒸牛奶,这真是太…不值得了,谁是FICA？,为何他拿走我所有的钱？钱德，你看Chandler: (looking) Oh, this is not that bad.Joey: Oh, you're fine, yeah, for a first job.Ross: You can totally, totally live on this.Monica: Yeah, yeah.Ross: Oh, by the way, great service tonight. 对了,优秀的服务员All: Oh! Yeah!Guys: Hockey!Leslie: Rachel?Rachel: Oh my God!.Monica: I swear I've seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom. 我发誓我在动物园,也看过这种场面Rachel: What are you guys doing here? 什么风把你们吹来的？Kiki: Well, we were in the city shopping, and your mom said you work here, aaand it's true! 我们到市区逛街,又听你妈你在这儿工作结果是真的Joanne: Look at you in the apron. You look like you're in a play. 瞧你的围裙,好像在演戏一般[ˈeprən] 围裙; [航] 停机坪Rachel: Look at you, you are so big I can't believe it!Leslie: I know. I know! I'm a duplex. 我知道，我变成两倍大.[ˈdu:pleks] 有两部分的Rachel: So what's going on with you?Joanne: Well, guess who my dad's making partner in his firm?Kiki: And while we're on the subject of news..还有我们的话题Phoebe: Look, look, I have elbows! 看，我有手腕Chandler: ...Poulet passes it up to Leetch!Joey: Leetch spots Messier in the crease- there's the pass! 李奇看见纳斯有空档,一记妙传Chandler: We'll take a brief time out while Messier stops to look at some women's shoes. 我们先暂停一下,纳斯正停下来看女鞋Ross: Carol was wearing boots just like those the night that we- we first- y'know. Fact, she, uh- she never took'em off, 'cause we-we- Sorry. Sorry. 那一夜卡萝穿着那种靴子,在我们的第一次...老实说她没脱下,因为我们…Joey: What?Ross: Peach pit. 桃核Chandler: Yes, Bunny?Ross: Peach pit. That night we, uh- we had-Joey: -Peaches?Ross: Actually, nectarines, but basically... 事实上是蜜桃 [ˌnɛktəˈrin]Chandler: (to Joey) Could've been a peach.Ross: Then, uh, then we got dressed, and I-I... I walked her to the- -the bus stop... I'm fine.Joey: Hey, that woman's got an ass like Carol's! What? Thought we were trying to find stuff. 那女人的臀部和卡萝的一样,什么？我以为我们在找东西Rachel: So c'mon, you guys, tell me all the dirt! 好了，你们快点跟我讲八卦, Kiki: Well, the biggest news is still you dumping Barry at the altar! 最大的八卦,还是你在圣坛前抛下巴瑞[ˈɔltɚ] 祭坛，圣坛Joanne: Alright. Let's talk reality for a second. 好了，我们来谈点正经的Rachel: Okay.Joanne: When are you coming home?Rachel: What? Guys, I'm not.Joanne: C'mon, this is us. 拜托，我们是好姐妹Rachel: I'm not! This is what I'm doing now. I've got this job-Kiki: Waitressing?Rachel: Okay, I'm not just waitressing. I'm.. I, um... I write the specials on the specials board, and, uh... and I, uh... I take the uh dead flowers out of the vase... Oh, and, um, sometimes Artelle lets me put the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies. 我不只是当女服务生,我...写下每日特餐,摘下瓶中枯死的花朵,有时老板还会让我,在饼干上涂上巧克力酱 [b'lɒbɪ] 巧克力酱Leslie: Well. Your mom didn't tell us about the blobbies.Monica: Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends? Okay! How would you like some Tiki Death Punch? 瑞秋，和朋友聊得如何？想喝杯鸡尾酒吗？Rachel: What's that?Monica: Weeeell, it's rum, and-是郎姆酒,还有Rachel: Okay.Monica: We thought since Phoebe was staying over tonight we'd have kinda like a slumber party thing. We got some trashy magazines, we got cookie dough, we gotTwister... 既然菲此要来过夜谈通宵,我们就买了一些八卦杂志,饼干面团和扭体游戏slumber party睡眠派对[ˈslʌmbɚ] 微睡，睡眠[ˈtræʃi] 蹩脚的，无价值的trashy magazines 八卦杂志dough [doʊ] 生面团Phoebe: Ooh! Ooh! And I brought Operation! But, um, I lost the tweezers, so we can't operate. But we can prep the guy! 我带了”手术”游戏来,不过我把镊子弄丢了,所以玩不了了,不过我们可以演练下 prep预备，准备;Monica: Uh, Rach, it's the Visa card people. 瑞秋，是信用卡的人打来的Rachel: Oh, God, ask them what they want.Monica: Could you please tell me what this is in reference to? Yes, hold on. Um, they say there's been some unusual activity on your account. 请问有什么事吗？好，稍待,他们说你的账户有问题 in reference to关于Rachel: But I haven't used my card in weeks!Monica: That is the unusual activity. Look, they just wanna see if you're okay. 问题就出在这儿,他们想知道你是否没事Rachel: They wanna know if I'm okay. Okay.. they wanna know if I'm okay, okay, let's see. Well, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregnant, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me! So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay, okay?Monica: Uh- Rachel has left the building, can you call back?Rachel: Alright, c'mon! Let's play Twister!Ross: Sorry, sorry... Uh-oh.Chandler: What? There was ice there that night with Carol? Plastic seats? Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans? 你和卡萝那一夜有冰？塑胶座位？四千名愤怒的匹兹堡球迷？Ross: No, actually I was just saying it looks like we're not sitting together. But now you mention it, there was ice there that night... It was the first frost...不，我是说,我们可能不会坐在一起,既然你已提起,没错，那一夜有结冰,第一次结霜frost[frɔ:st]霜冻，结霜Joey: C'mon, sit. Just sit down, sit.Monica: You should feel great about yourself! You're doing this amazing independence thing!Rachel: Monica, what is so amazing? I gave up, like, everything. And for what? Phoebe: You are just like Jack.Rachel: ...Jack from downstairs?Phoebe: No, Jack and the Beanstalk. 不，是杰克与魔豆[ˈbinˌstɔk]魔豆Monica: Ah, the other Jack.Phoebe: Yeah, right! See, he gave up something, but then he got those magic beans. And then he woke up, and there was this, this big plant outside his window, full of possibilities and stuff.. And he lived in a village, and you live in the Village.. 些东西，但是得到了魔豆，他起床后，发现窗外有棵大树，充满一切可能，他住在一个村庄，你住在一个村庄…为此，Rachel: Okay, but Pheebs, Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow, I gave up an orthodontist. [ˌɔ:rθəˈdɑ:ntɪst] Okay, I-I-I know, I know I didn't love him-另一个杰克，对，他放弃某杰克放弃了牛，我放弃了一个整牙医生Phoebe: Oh, see, Jack did love the cow.Rachel: But see, it was a plan. Y'know, it was clear. It was figured out, and now everything's just kinda like... 那是有预谋的，一切都很清楚。

中央咖啡馆这没什么好说的There's nothing to tell!他不过是我的同事He's just some guy I work with!少来了你们都在约会了C'mon, you're going out with the guy!这个男人一定有什么问题There's gotta be something wrong with him!他是驼背吗戴着假发的驼背So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?等等他吃粉笔吗Wait, does he eat chalk?我只是不想你Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙what I went through with Carl拜托各位放松点这甚至不算是约会Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date.只不过是两个人出去吃个饭It's just two people going out to dinner而且不会上床and not having sex.听起来像是和我约会Sounds like a date to me.于是我回到了高中学校Alright, so I'm back in high school,我站在食堂中间I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria然后发现自己全身赤裸and I realize I am totally naked.噢做过那种梦Oh, yeah. Had that dream.然后我低下头看见那里有一部Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone大哥大there.-那话儿变成了 -没错- Instead of...? - That's right.-这种梦倒从未做过 -没有- 《比利别逞英雄》 70年代反战歌曲还有个问题Y'know, here's the thing.就算我鼓足了勇气想约个女人出来Even if I could get it together enough to- to ask a woman out,...我又能约谁呢who am I gonna ask?不可思议吧Isn't this amazing?我这辈子从没泡过咖啡I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life.-真不可思议 -恭喜你了- That is amazing. - Congratulations.既然你现在正进入角色While you're on a roll有没有想做个煎蛋卷之类的东西If you feel like you have to make a Western omelet or something..不过事实上我还不太饿Although actually I'm really not that hungry...-早安 -早安- Morning. - Good morning.-早安 -早安保罗- Morning. - Morning, Paul.-你好保罗 -嗨保罗是吧- Hello, Paul. - Hi, Paul, is it?-谢谢太感谢你了 -不要这样- Thank you. Thank you so much. - Stop.晚点联系We'll talk later.谢谢你Yeah. Thank you.那还不叫真正的约会That wasn't a real date?!那你真正的约会到底要干些什么What the hell do you do on a real date?-闭嘴把桌子抬回去 -好啦- Shut up, and put my table back. - Okayyy!好了孩子们我必须上班去了All right, kids, I gotta get to work.但如果我不输入那些数字If I don't input those numbers...也没什么关系it doesn't make much of a difference...你们大伙儿都有工作So, like, you guys all have jobs?对我们都有工作Yeah, we all have jobs.这样才有钱买东西See, that's how we buy stuff.对我是个演员Yeah, I'm an actor.你演过什么我看过吗Wow! Would I have seen you in anything?难说大部分范围都挺小的I doubt it. Mostly regional work.等下除非你碰巧看过Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch the《匹诺曹》的重播Reruns' production of Pinocchio."瞧盖佩多我是真正的小男孩了"'Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live boy.'{\an3\fs16\bord0\fn微软雅黑\fad(0,0)\b0\pos(374,247)}《匹诺曹》的剧中台词-别这么侮辱人 -你说得对对不起- I will not take this abuse. - You're right, I'm sorry."我曾是个小木偶小木偶""Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy..."今天感觉如何So how you doing today?睡得还好吧跟巴瑞谈过了吗Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry?我无法停止笑I can't stop smiling.看得出来I can see that.你活像昨晚睡觉时嘴里放了个撑衣架You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.我知道他是那么I know, he's just so, so...还记得你和托尼·德马科吗Do you remember you and Tony DeMarco?记得啊Oh, yeah.就像那样那种感觉Well, it's like that. With feelings.-哇你真是有麻烦了- Wow,are you in trouble!好啦好啦我要站起来去工作Okay. Okay. I am just going to get up, go to work而且一整天都不要想他and not think about him all day.或者只是站起来去工作Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work.-祝我好运 -为什么- Oh, look, wish me luck! - What for?我要去找那个工作什么的东西I'm gonna go get one of those job things.嘿莫妮卡Hey, Monica!嘿弗兰妮欢迎回来Hey Frannie, welcome back!在佛罗里达过得如何How was Florida?你做爱了对不You had sex, didn't you?-你怎么知道的- How do you do that?那么和谁So? Who?你认识保罗吧You know Paul?保罗那个调酒的Paul the Wine Guy?对我认识保罗Oh yeah, I know Paul.你是说你认识他就像我认识他一样You mean you know Paul like I know Paul?开玩笑吧保罗还欠我一个人情呢Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul.遇到我之前他已有两年无法过性生活Y'know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.显然他是骗你的Of course it was a line!为什么为什么会有人那样做Why?! Why? Why, why would anybody do something like that?我想你是想让我们拿出一个I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated比"想和你上床"更为复杂的回答than 'to get you into bed'.问题出在我身上Is it me?难道我身上带着某种味儿Is it like I have some sort of beacon只有狗和有严重情感问题的男人才会发觉吗that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?好啦过来把你的脚给我All right, c'mere, gimme your feet.我只是以为他是个好男人I just thought he was nice, y'know?我真不相信你不知道那是个谎言I can't believe you didn't know it was a line!-猜猜怎么了 -你找到工作了- Guess what? - You got a job?开玩笑吗我什么都不会Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing!今天十二个面试我都是被嘲笑轰出来的I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.不过你却异常兴奋And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.如果你遇见"约翰&大卫"的皮靴打五折You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale,也会跟我一样的fifty percent off!是呀你多了解我啊Oh, how well you know me...这就是我不需要工作They're my new 'I don't need a job,不需要父母一双好皮靴足矣I don't need my parents, I've got great boots' boots!你怎么付的款How'd you pay for them?用信用卡Uh, credit card.那谁付账单And who pays for that?我爸啊Um... my... father.拜托你不能靠你爸一辈子C'mon, you can't live off your parents your whole life.我知道这就是为什么我要结婚I know that. That's why I was getting married.饶了她吧第一次独立并不轻松Give her a break, it's hard being on your own for the first time.谢谢Thank you.不客气我记得我第一次来纽约时的情景You're welcome. I remember when I first came to this city.当时我十四岁I was fourteen.我妈刚自杀我继父再度入狱My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison,我来到这里举目无亲and I got here, and I didn't know anybody.最后我和一个白化病患者住在一起And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like,他给港务局的人清洗车窗玻璃cleaning windshields outside port authority,后来他也自杀了and then he killed himself,然后我成了按摩师and then I found aromatherapy.所以相信我我完全了解你的感受So believe me, I know exactly how you feel.你想要说的话是The word you're looking for is"无论如何""Anyway"...好了准备好了吗All right, you ready?-我不这么想- I don't think so.剪掉剪掉剪掉C'mon, cut. Cut, cut, cut,...欢迎来到现实世界Welcome to the real world!它糟透了但你会喜欢的It sucks. You're gonna love it!好啦你要睡在沙发上吗Well, that's it. You gonna crash on the couch?不我要回家老友记\第一季第一集没人告诉你生活会是这样\So no one told you life was gonna be this way 你滑稽的工作你的差劲\your jobs a joke, you're broke,你半途而废的爱情\your love life's D.O.A.就像开车卡在二档\It's like you're always stuck in second gear,每日每周每月\And it hasn't been your day, your week, your month,甚至每年都是如此\or even your year, but大雨倾盆时\I'll be there for you,我会陪伴你\when the rain starts to pour.我会陪伴你\I'll be there for you,像我以前那样\like I've been there before.我会陪伴你\I'll be there for you,因为你也陪伴着我\'cause you're there for me too.（注：可编辑下载，若有不当之处，请指正，谢谢!）。

你们男生不懂的是What you guys don’t understand is，接吻对女生的重要性for us， kissing is as important as any part of it。

是嘛Yeah, right！.。

当真吗Y'serious?当然Oh， yeah！初吻可以让人明白一切Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.没错Absolutely.对我们而言Yeah， I think for us,接吻就像是暖场序幕kissing is pretty much like an opening act, you know？｛\an3\fs16\bord0\fn微软雅黑\fad（0，0)\b0\pos（374，247）｝摇滚乐队就像平克·弗洛伊德出场前I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through你得耐着性子先看完暖场搞笑秀before Pink Floyd comes out.对而且我们并非Yeah， and-and it’s not that讨厌搞笑表演而是因为we don’t like the comedian, it's that—that...只是我们买票又不是为了看搞笑秀that’s not why we bought the ticket。

问题在于演唱会结束后The problem is, though, after the concert’s over,不论表演有多精采no matter how great the show was，你们女生总还想再重温暖场搞笑秀you girls are always looking for the comedian again, you know?我们在车中奋力杀出车阵I mean， we're in the car， we're fighting traffic.。

All right, Phoebe? 菲比If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want world peace... 如果有一天我变得全能,我要世界和平...no hunger, good things for the rain forest. ……不再有饥饿,雨林不再遭受破坏And bigger boobs. 还有更大的胸部Well, see, you took mine. 你说了我的愿望What about you? 钱德，你呢?If I were omnipotent for a day, I'd make myself omnipotent forever. 如果有一天我变得全能我要让自己变得永远全能There's always one guy. "lf I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes. " 看吧，总有这样的人. "给我一个愿望,我就要更多的愿望"Hey, Joey. 乔依，What would you do if you were omnipotent? 如果你变得全能,你希望做什么Probably kill myself. 大概是自杀吧Excuse me? 什么?If little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live. 如果小乔依死了我就没再活下去的理由Joey, omnipotent. 乔伊，无所不能，不是无能You are? 你是?Ross, l' m sorry. I had no idea. I thought it was a theoretical question. 罗斯,对不起.我以为是一个理论问题The One With the George StephanopoulosHow does she do that? 她是怎么办到的I can't sleep in a public place. 我在公共场合根本睡不著Libraries, airplanes, movie theaters.... 图书馆，飞机上，电影院……You slept at the Grand Canyon. 你居然在“大峡谷”睡着了Hello, Mom and Dad never took us to the Grand Canyon. 父母从来没有带我去过大峡谷Mom and Dad took us to the Grand Canyon? 难道父母带我去过大峡谷吗？Would you look at her? She is so peaceful. 你看她，睡得那么安祥Yeah. 真的也What? What? What? 什么事?什么事?什么事?-Hi. -It's okay. You just nodded off again. -没事，-你只是又打瞌睡了What's going on? 你是怎么了?I got no sleep last night. My grandmother has a new boyfriend... 我昨晚没睡好,我祖母有新男朋友了……...and they' re both kind of insecure in bed, so And deaf. ……他们俩在床上翻来覆去,还有耳聋…They reassure each other that they' re having a good time. 於是两人不断确定,彼此是否尽兴You have no idea how loud they are. 简直是吵死人了-You can stay with Rachel and me. -Thanks. -如果愿意你今晚可以和我及瑞秋睡-谢谢95, 96, 97. See, I told you. 95，96，97.我说得没错吧Less than 1 00 steps from our place to here. 从我的住处到这儿不到一百步You got way too much free time, man. 你浪费的时间太多了There's the birthday boy. 他就是今天的寿星?Hockey tickets. Rangers-Penguins tonight and we're taking you. 瞧,骑兵队与企鹅队今晚的曲棍球门票我们要带你去看-Happy birthday, pal! -We love you, man. -生日快乐，老兄-我们爱你It's funny. My birthday was seven months ago. 你们真幽默,我的生日在七个月前-So? -So you had an extra ticket... -所以呢? -一定是你们多了一张票...and couldn't decide who got to bring a date? 找不到人一起去看Well, aren't we Mr. The-Glass-ls-Half-Empty? 我们不是悲观之人Oh, my God! Is today the 20th? October 20th? 天啊，今天是10月20号-I hoped you wouldn't remember. -What's wrong with the 20th? -我正希望你没记起来-20号有什么不对劲吗?Eleven days before Halloween. All the good costumes are gone? 万圣节的前十一天? 所有的好服装都被抢走?Today's the day Carol and I first... 今天是我和卡萝…...consummated our... ……第一次进行……... physical relationship. ……肉体接触…Sex. 作爱-You told your sister that? -Believe me, I told everyone. -你告诉你妹妹了？-相信我，我告诉了所有人I better pass on the game. 我不去看球赛了I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover. 我还是回家,想著我的前妻和她的爱人吧The hell with hockey! Let's all do that! 去他的曲棍球,我们回去一起想吧Come on, Ross! You, me, Joey, ice! Guys' night out! 罗斯，别这样你，我和乔伊，冰人夜游怎样Come on, what do you say, big guy? 怎样，大个儿?-What are you doing? -I have no idea. -你打算干吗? -我不知道-Come on, Ross. -Maybe it will take my mind off it. -拜托，罗斯-好吧，或许能让我忘记伤痛-Promise to buy me a big foam finger? -You got it. -但你要帮我买个大手指-一定Look, look, look! My first paycheck! 大家看，我的第一份薪水Look at the window! There's my name! Hi, me! 看看这框框，上面有我的名字是我I remember when I got my first paycheck. 我记起拿到第一份薪水的那一天There was a cave-in in a mine, and eight people were killed. 矿场塌陷八人惨遭活埋-You worked in a mine? -No, I worked at a Dairy Queen. Why? -你在矿场工作? -不，我在黛莉冰淇淋工作，干嘛问?Isn't this exciting? I earned this. I wiped tables for it. I steamed milk. 真叫人兴奋，我赚来的每天擦桌椅蒸牛奶And it was totally... 这真是太…... not worth it. 不值得了What's FlCA? Why's he getting all my money? 谁是FICA? 为何他拿走我所有的钱?I mean, what? Chandler, look at that. 我说，这是怎么回事钱德，你看This is not that bad. 没那么糟You're fine, yeah, for a first job. 就第一份薪水而言,你已经算不错了You can totally, totally live on this. 单靠它就够你过日子了Oh, yeah. Yeah. 没错-By the way, great service today. -Yeah. -对了，优秀的服务员-没错-Hockey! -Hockey! -曲棍球-曲棍球-Hockey! -Hockey. -曲棍球-曲棍球Rachel? 瑞秋?Oh, my God! 天呀I swear I've seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom. 我发誓我在动物园也看过这种场面What are you doing here? 什么风把你们吹来的?We were in the city shopping, and your mom said you work here, and it's true! 我们到市区逛街,听你妈说你在这儿工作结果是真的Look at you in the apron. You look like you're in a play. 瞧你的围裙好像在演戏一般God, look at you! You're so big! I can't believe it! 看看你，你的肚子好大我简直不敢相信我知道，I know, I know! I'm a duplex. 我知道，我现在可是双人份的IKiki, you look phenomenal. I mean, you've lost, like, a ton of weight. IKiki,你看起来不错. 你看来好像减了一吨重And you should... 你真的是……... really, really It's time to stop, you look perfect. ……真的是,是时候停下来了你看起来很不错What's going on? 发生什么事情拉？Well, guess who my dad's making partner in his firm? 你猜我爸和谁合夥?And while we're on the subject of news.... 还有我们的话题.Look, look! I have elbows! 看，我有手腕Passes it up to Leetch. 将球传给李奇Leetch spots Messier. Here's the pass! 李奇看见纳斯有空档.一记妙传We'll take a time-out while Messier looks at some women's shoes. 我们先暂停一下！让纳斯看看女鞋先……Carol was wearing boots just like those the night that we first.... 那一夜卡萝穿著那种靴子You know? In fact, she.... 你知道的?事实上，她……She never took them off. 从没脱下来过It's because we Sorry, sorry. 因为我们…对不起I can't believe 我实在是无法相信-What? -Peach pit. -什么? -桃核Yes, bunny? 怎么样?Peach pit. That night, we had 那天晚上，我们吃了桃子-Peaches? -Actually, nectarines but.... -桃子-事实上，是油桃，但是……Could've been a peach. 也可能是蜜桃Then we Then we got dressed and I walked her to... 然後我们穿上衣服然后我和她一起……...the bus stop. I' m fine. ……走到公交车站.我没事Hey, that woman's got an ass like Carol's. 那女人的臀部和卡萝的一样What? I thought we were trying to find stuff. 什么?我以为我们在找东西Come on, you guys. T ell me all the dirt. 好了，你们快点跟我讲八卦Well, the biggest news is still you dumping Barry at the altar. 最大的八卦,还是你在圣坛前抛下巴瑞-Let's talk reality for a second. -Okay. -好了，我们来谈点正经的-好吧-When are you coming home? -What? Guys, l' m not. -你打算何时回家? -什么?我不回家-Come on. This is us. -l' m not. -拜托，我们是好姐妹-我不回家This is what l' m doing now. I've got this job. 这就是我现在做的,我得到了这份工作I even do my own laundry. 我甚至自己洗衣服了-This is what l' m doing now. -Waitressing? -这就是我现在做的-当女服务生I' m not just waitressing. I mean, l' m.... 我不只是当女服务生我是说……I write the specials on the specials board. 我写下每日特餐And I take the dead flowers out of the vase. 摘下瓶中枯死的花朵Sometimes Arturo lets me put the chocolate blobbies on the cookies. 有时老板还会让我在饼乾上涂上巧克力酱Well, your mom didn't tell us about the blobbies. 你妈没有提起巧克力酱Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends? 瑞秋，和朋友聊得如何?Okay, how would you like some Tiki Death punch? 想喝杯鸡尾酒吗?-What's that? -Well, it's rum and -那是什么? -是郎姆酒,还有.Okay. 知道了Since Phoebe's staying, we'll have a slumber party. 既然菲此要来过夜谈通宵We got trashy magazines. We got cookie dough. We got Twister. 我们就买了一些八卦杂志饼乾面团和扭体游戏And I brought Operation. But I lost the tweezers so we can't operate. 我带了”手术”游戏来不过我把镊子弄丢了,所以.But we can prep the guy. 不过我们可以演练下-Rach, it's the Visa card people. -Oh, God. Ask them what they want. -瑞秋，是信用卡的人打来的-问他们想干什么Could you please tell me what this is in reference to? 请问有什么事吗?There's been unusual activity on your account. 他们说你的帐户有问题I haven't used my card in weeks. 可是我已好几个星期没刷卡了That is the unusual activity. 问题就出在这儿They wanna see if you're okay. 他们想知道你是否没事They wanna know if I'm okay? Okay, let's see. 他们想知道我是否没事? 我想看看Well, let's see. The FlCA guys took all my money. 好吧，让我看看. FICA把我的钱全拿走了Everyone is getting married or pregnant or promoted. 我认识的朋友不是怀孕就是升职And I'm getting coffee. And it's not even for me! 而我只是端咖啡而且还不是端给自己喝If that sounds like I'm okay, then tell them I'm okay. Okay? 如果这样叫没事的话就告诉他们我没事，好吗?Rachel has left the building. Can you call back? 瑞秋刚出去，你能再打来吗?All right! Come on! 好吧，Let's play Twister! 我们来玩扭体游戏吧-Sorry. -Sorry. Sorry, sorry. -对不起, 对不起,对不起,对不起There was ice that night with Carol? Plastic seats? 你和卡萝来的那一夜有冰? 塑胶座位? Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans? 四千名愤怒的匹兹堡球迷?No, I was just saying we're not sitting together. 不，我是说我们可能不会坐在一起But now that you mention it, there was ice that night. 既然你已提起,没错,那一夜有结冰It was the first frost. 第一次结霜Sit. Just sit down. Sit. 坐下吧You're doing this amazing independent thing. 你应该感到自豪你正在学习了不起的独立Monica, what is so amazing? 摩妮卡，有什么了不起可言?I gave up, like, everything. And for what? 我放弃一切到底是为了什么?-You are just like Jack. -Jack from downstairs? -你和杰克没两样-楼下的杰克?No, Jack and the Beanstalk. 不，是杰克与魔豆Ah, the other Jack. 另一个杰克Right. He gave up something but then he got those magic beans. 对，他放弃某些东西但是得到了魔豆And then he woke up and there was this big plant... 他起床后发现有棵大树……...outside of his window, full of possibilities. ……在他的窗户外面充满一切可能He lived in a village, and you live in the Village. 他住在一个村庄你住在一个村庄…Okay. But, Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow. I gave up an orthodontist. 菲此，杰克放弃了牛我放弃了一个整牙医生-Okay, I know I didn't love him.... -Oh, see, Jack did love the cow. -我知道我并不喜欢他-杰克深爱著那头牛But, see, it was a plan. It was clear. 那是有预谋的,一切都很清楚.Everything was figured out. Now it's like.... 一切都会发生,就好像...-Floopy? -Yeah. -很简单的情况? -对.We don't know where we' re going. 我们也常不知自己何去何从It's all gonna come together and it's just gonna be un-floopy. 你得仔细想清楚自然就能步上轨道Yeah, like that's a word. 对，真能拼Okay. But Monica, what if it doesn't come together? 好吧，摩尼卡，但如果无法步上轨道呢? Pheebs? 菲比?Well, because you just I don't like this question. 因为你…我不喜欢这个问题See, you guys? What if we don't get magic beans? 瞧，如果我们没拿到魔豆呢?I mean, what if all we've got are beans? 如果只拿到一般的豆子呢?Get him! Get him! Get him! 宰掉他…宰掉他…Yes! You're not laughing now, are you, pal? 笑不出来了吧，老兄All you needed were guys hitting each other with sticks. 那正是你需要的群以棍子互打的无齿之徒Pass it! Pass it! 快传，快传，-He's open! He's open! -Shoot it! Shoot it! -他有空档-射门,射门Hey, look, we're on that TV thing. 瞧，我们上电视了Excuse me? 对不起？It says to call if you're not satisfied with this candy bar. 上面说不满意这条巧克力糖可以拨这个号码Well, I'm not completely satisfied. 我并不满意Well, the label promises nutty goodness. 好吧，标签上承诺的是坚果的品质It's an emergency. But you know that, or we'd be in the predicament room. 这是紧急事件,我想你很清楚否则我们就不会在这儿了Hold on. Fill these out. Sit over there! 等等，拿去填资料坐在那儿填I don't want to make any trouble but I'm in a lot of pain. 我不想惹麻烦,好吗? 我现在很疼-My face is dented. -Well, you'll have to wait your turn. -我的脸凹下去了-你得照顺序来-How long do you think it will be? -Any minute now. -大概要等多久? -快了Hey, thisI' m so sorry, you guys. I didn't mean to bring you down. 真是对不起,我不是存心让你们不开心的No, you were right. I don't have a plan. 不，你说得对我的人生毫无计划-Pizza guy. -Food! -送Pizza的-食物终于来了.-Phoebe? -What? -菲比-干吗?-Do you have a plan? -I don't even have a " pla. " -你有计划吗? -我根本毫无计划One mushroom, green pepper and onion? 磨菇，青椒和洋葱No, no, no. That's not what we ordered! -不，-不，这不是我们点的We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese! 我们点的是奶酪脆皮口味Wait. You' re not G. Stephanopoulos? Man, my dad's gonna kill me! 史先生不住这儿?没这个人惨了，我爸一定会宰掉我的Wait! Did you say G. Stephanopoulos? 等等，你是说史先生?Yeah, this one goes across the street. I gave him yours. Bonehead! Bonehead! 对，他住对街我一定是送错了，笨When you do that, you're only hitting yourself. 当你这么做的时候你不过是在打击你自己Was this a small Mediterranean guy with curiously intelligent good looks? 是不是那个矮小的地中海人一幅聪明样的帅哥?-That sounds right. -Was he wearing a stunning blue suit? -对，应该就是他-他穿著迷人的蓝色西装?-And a power tie? -No, pretty much just a towel. -打著领带? -不，他只围一条浴巾-Oh, God! -You guys want me to take this back? -上帝呀-你们忍心让我把它带回去?What, are you nuts? We've got George Stephanopoulos' pizza! 什么?开什么玩笑我们要吃史先生的PizzaPheebs, who's George Snuffleupagus? 菲此，史先生是谁?That's Big Bird's friend. 大鸟的朋友-I see pizza! -I want to see. Let me see. -我看见Pizza -让我看Hello! Who are we spying on? 我们在偷瞄谁?White House adviser, Clinton's campaign guy. 白宫顾问，克林顿的助选员The one with the great hair, sexy smile, cute butt. 他有迷人的头发性感的微笑带劲儿的屁股? Oh, him! The little guy. Oh, I love him! 是他!那个小矮人? 我好喜欢他-Wait. Wait, I see a woman. -Tell me it's his mother. -等等，我看一个女人-告诉我那是他妈-Definitely not his mother. -Oh, no! -绝对不是他妈-不Wait, she's walking across the floor. She's walking, she's walking.... 慢著，她走过地板她走著…她走著…她走著…She's going for the pizza That's not for you, bitch! 她去拿Pizza了不是给你的，臭女人We've been here for over an hour, and people less sick have gone in. 抱歉，我们已等了一个小时许多情况比我朋友轻的人都走了That guy with the toe thing, who's he sleeping with? 那个脚趾上挂东西的他和谁睡觉?Oh, come on, Dora. Don't be mad. 朵拉，别生气I know we both said some things... 我知道我们都说了些……伤害彼此的话...we didn't mean but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other. 但那不意味着我们不再爱着对方You know, I feel like I've lost her. 我想她不会再理我了-Come on, push me. -No. -来吧，推我-不-Push me. -We' re gonna get in trouble. -来吧，推我-我们碰到麻烦了Don't be a baby. Push me. Push me. 不要像个小孩子一样.推我,推我All right. I' m gonna push you, okay? How about I push you like this? 好吧,我要推了你哦,准备好了吗? 不如我像这样推你吧Now you're gonna be in a wheelchair the rest of your life, pally-wally.... 现在你将在轮椅上度过你的余生, 我亲密的朋友I am so very sorry. Can I sign you? 非常对不起,我能给你签名吗？-Lights still out? -Yeah. -灯还关着,对吗? -是的Well, maybe they' re napping. 或许他们在小睡-Please. They' re having sex. -Shut up! -拜托，他们在做爱-闭嘴So, what do you think George is like? 你们认为史先生是什么样的人?-I think he's shy. -Yeah. -我认为他很害羞-真的?Yeah. I think you have to draw him out. 你必须勾引他And then when you do, he's a preppy animal. 之后他就会渐渐显露出兽性-What do you think of the guys? -Our guys? -你们认为这些小伙怎么样? -我们的小伙们?-Yeah, our guys. -I feel funny talking about that. -是的，我们的小伙. -提到他们我就觉得很有趣-Oh, come on. -Okay. Well.... -来嘛. -好吧……I think Joey's like a little kiddie ride. 我觉得乔伊就像……一个小骑手You just have to put the quarter in and it just goes. 你只用把他放在角落里，它自然会走He might surprise you. One time, he helped me put on my coat... 他也许会给你惊喜. 有一次，他帮我穿上外套……...and he was really tender. ……他真的很体贴Come on, baby, come on. Let's go. 来吧，我们走Yes! 好的！Chandler's one of those repressed guys who you'd have to seduce. 钱德是一个感情内敛的小伙你必须劝他才能上床I think it's an act. Chandler is more sophisticated than he seems. 我觉得就像是一处戏.钱德比他实际看起来能有内涵.-You know who's kind of sexy? -Don't. -你知道谁有那种性感嘛? -我不清楚-Ross. -No, guys. Please, he is my brother. -罗斯. -不会吧，他是我哥哥I know exactly what you mean. He can be really smooth. 我完全明白你的意思他真的很沉稳Can't you just picture him in bed? 你能想象他在床上的样子吗?I really don't want to. 我一点也不想Come on, laugh. Laugh. 来吧，笑一个I remember the moonlight coming in the window, and her face had the most... 我记得月光透过窗户照进来她的脸庞露出……...incredible glow. ……无比甜蜜的微笑The moon, the glow, the magical feeling. You did this. 月光，微笑魔幻的感觉，说得好Could I get some painkillers over here, please? 谁能拿点止痛药来吗?He's right. Enough. What's the big deal about today? 他说得对，你够了没? 今天有什么大不了的?So you slept with her for the first time. 你和她第一次上床，了不起?You slept with her for seven years after that. 之后你又和她做了七年It's a little more complicated 事情没那么简单What is it, that she left you for another woman that likes women? 那么问题出在哪儿?她把你甩了? 她爱上女人?Louder. There's a man on the 12th floor in a coma who didn't hear you. 大声点，行吗? 12楼有个昏迷的人听不清楚Then, what? 然后呢?My first time with Carol was... 我和卡萝的第一次...was my.... ……是我的……What? 什么?It was my first time. 是我的第一次With Carol? 和卡萝?Oh.So, in your whole life, you've only been with one? 这么说你这辈子只和一人…Oh, boy. Hockey was a big mistake. 天啊，看曲棍球真是个错误There's a bunch of stuff we could've done tonight. 本来今晚我们可以干很多事Okay, I got one. 我有了Do you remember that vegetarian pate... 你记得我做的那个蔬菜面团吗……?...that I made that you loved so much? ……你非常喜欢的那个Well, unless goose is a vegetable! 好吧，除非鹅也是蔬菜Now I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley. 和强森上床的感觉没那么糟-What? You slept with Jason? -You had already broken up. -什么?你和强森上床? -你们已经分手了-How long? -Just a couple hours. -多久之后? -几小时-Oh, that's nice! -Okay, okay, okay, I got one! -真好-我也有了Anyway, the valentine T om left in your locker was really from me! 情人节汤姆放在你置物箱的东西其实是我放的Excuse me? 什么?Hello! Like he was really gonna send you one. 你以为他真会送你东西?She was a big girl! 她太天真了Really? Well, at least big girls don't pee in their pants in seventh grade! 真的?天真的女孩至少不会在七年级时还尿裤子I was laughing. You made me laugh! 当时我是在笑，你逗得我大笑Oh, my God! There he is! There he is! 他来了,他来了.-Where? -Where we've been looking all night. -在哪儿? -我们看了一整夜的地方-He's so cute. -George, baby, drop the towel. -他真帅-我的宝贝乔治，快拿掉浴巾-Come on, drop the towel. -Drop it. Will you please drop it? -快拿掉浴巾…-一次就好Wow!Man, can you believe he's only had sex with one woman? 你能相信他只和一个女人上过床?I think it's great. You know, it's sweet. 这样很好啊甜蜜It's romantic. 又浪漫Really? 你真的这样认为?You kidding? The guy's a freak. I judge him. 才怪,这家伙是怪胎，我要审判他-Hey, man! -Hey, buddy! -老兄-兄弟Oh, that's attractive. 真是迷人I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. 你在”沈默的羔羊”里演得真好Admit it, all things considered, you had fun tonight. 快承认吧,纵观一切，你今晚很开心Fun? Where was the fun? T ell me which part was fun. 开心?哪里开心? 告诉哪一点值得我开心?Where's my puck? 我的曲棍球在哪儿?-The kid has it. -The kid -在那小孩手里-孩子…Excuse me, that's my puck. 球是我的I found it. Finders keepers, losers weepers. 我找到的谁发现归谁，丢掉的人活该You gotta do it, man. 争气点I' m rubber, you' re glue. Whatever you 是吗?我是橡胶你是胶水…I can't do it. 我做不到-Listen, give me back my puck. -No. -还我，到底还不还我不还-我不-Yes, how about? -No. -过来，不如这样? -不行-Give me my puck. -No. -球还我-不No roughhousing in my ER! 别在我这儿闹事Give me my puck! 把球还我Now that was fun. 那才叫好玩Okay, Monica. Right foot, red. 摩妮卡，右脚红We could've played Monopoly, but no! 本来我们是要玩大富翁的?Thanks. 谢了Okay, Pheebs. Right hand, blue. 菲此，右手蓝Ross, switch with me and Phoebe could be number two. 罗斯,和我换一下菲比应该是2号Nothing. It's a Twister thing. The rules are on the back of the box. 不行,这是钮钮乐. 规则就在盒子的背后Hello?It's the Visa card people. 信用卡人员打来的-Okay. Will you take my place? -All right. This is Rachel. -好，愿意代替我吗? -我是瑞秋No! 不!Hello? Oh, yeah. No, I know. I haven't been using it much. 不，我知道，我很久没用了.Oh, well, thanks. But l' m okay, really. 谢了，我没事，真的-To the green. -Oh, no. -绿色的,到绿色那里. -Oh，不I've got magic beans. 我有魔豆No, no, never mind. 不，当我没说To the left! To the left! 左转，左转I' m fine. 我没事。

大家好Hi, guys！嘿菲比嗨Hey， Pheebs! Hi!嘿对了约会怎么样Hey。

Oh, oh， how'd it go?不是很好他送我到地铁然后说Um， not so good。

He walked me to the subway and said ”我们应该再来一次”’We should do this again!'怎么啦他说要再来一次那不是很好吗What? He said ’we should do it again', that's good, right？不他说我们应该再来一次Uh，no. Loosely translated 'We should do this again’代表你将无法再见到裸体的我means ’You will never see me naked'.什么时候这样子的Since when？一直都是这样这是约会用语Since always。

It’s like dating language。

就像”不是你的问题"代表”就是你”Y'know, like ’It's not you’ means ’It is you'。

"你真的挺好的”代表Or ’You’re such a nice guy' means”我要和穿皮衣的酒鬼约会”'I'm gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics然后再跟你抱怨他们”and complaining about them to you还有还有 "我们该试试别人”代表Or，or, y'know, um, ’I think we should see other people’ means ”哈哈我已和别人约会了”’Ha, ha，I already am’.-大家都懂—对放轻松啦- And everybody knows this？ - Yeah。

116 The One With Two Parts, part 1[Scene: Ri ft’s Restaurant, as seen in Mad About You, Joey and Chandler are there.]Chandler: This is unbelievable. It’s been like a half an hour. If this was a cartoon, you’d be looking like a ham right about now. (Ursu la Buffay, Phoebe’s identical twin sister, is waiting on tables in her inimitable manner.)Joey: There’s the waitress. Excuse me, Miss. Hello, Miss?(Ursula spins around looking puzzled, quite unable to tell where the sound is coming from.)Chandler: It’s Phoebe! Hi!(Ursula notices Joey waving his hand, and comes over.)Ursula: Hi. Okay, will that be all?Chandler: Wait, wait! Wh-what are you doing here?Ursula: Yeah, um, I was over there, then you said, "Excuse me, hello Miss," so now I’m here.Joey: No, no... how come you are working here?Ursula: Right, yeah, ’cause its close to where I live, and the aprons are really cute.Chandler: Can we start over?Ursula: Yeah. Okay great. I’m gonna be over here. (She wanders away.) Chandler & Joey: No, no, no!Opening Credits[Scene: A wintry February day in New York City, snowplows are clearing the streets. Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross.]Ross: I don’t know whether he’s testing me, or just acting out, but my monkey is out of control. But, he keeps erasing the messages on my machine, "supposedly" by accident.Rachel: No, yeah, I’ve done that.Ross: And then, like three days in a row he got to the newspaper before I did, and peed all over the crossword.Rachel: I’ve never done that.(Outside in the street, Joey and Chandler arrive, to peer through the window at Phoebe, by bending down to look underneath the shop’s sign—a large steaming cup of coffee.)Chandler: All right, now look at her and tell me she doesn’t look exactly like her sister.Joey: I’m sayin’ I see a difference.Chandler: They’re twins!Joey: I don’t care. Phoebe’s Phoebe. Ursula’s... hot!(Joey and Chandler come indoors.)Chandler: You know that thing, when you and I talk to each other about things?Joey: Yeah.Chandler: Let’s not do that any more.(They hang up their coats and scarves, then approach their friends on the main sofa.) 116 双胞胎两部曲（一）真是令人难以置信已过了半个小时如果这是卡通你应该看起来像火腿一样女侍在那儿抱歉，小姐…等等是菲比!嗨好的。

老友记第一季字幕The One Where Monica Gets A New Roommate 六人行第1季第01集莫妮卡的新室友There's nothing to tell. It's just some guy I work with. 没什么好说的！他不过是我的同事！You're going out with the guy.少来了，你和那个人一起出去！There has to be something wrong with him. 和你交往的男人一定有问题！All right,Joey. Be nice.打住，乔伊，嘴下留德So does he have a hump and a hairpiece? 他驼背？既驼背又带假发？Wait,does he eat chalk? 慢着，他吃粉笔吗？I don't want her to go through what I did with Carl. 我只是不想你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙Okay,everybody relax. This is not even a date. 各位别急，这不算约会It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex. 我们不过是出去吃晚餐而且不做爱Sounds like a date to me.听起来好像是说我的约会I'm in high school,in the cafeteria.. 记得中学时代的梦，我站在自助餐厅and I realize I'm totally naked. 突然发现自己全身赤裸I've had that dream. 我做过那样的梦Then I look down and I realize there is a phone.. 我低头一看，看见有一支电话…there. 在那儿Instead of That's right! 而不是…？没错Never had that one. 我没做过那样的梦All of a sudden,the phone starts to ring.突然,那个电话响了What do I do? Everyone starts looking at me. 我不知道该怎么办,大家都看着我They weren't looking at you before? 之前他们就不看着你?!Finally,I figure I'd better answer it. 最后,我觉得应该接这个电话And it turns out it's my mother. 发现是我妈妈打来的,Which is very,very weird because she never calls me.这十分怪因为….她从来不打电话给我! Hi. 嘿He says,"Hello," I want to kill myself.这家伙说“你好”的时候,我总想杀了我自己You okay? 你还好吧?I feel like someone pulled my intestine out of my mouth.. 感觉好像某人伸手抓住我的小肠,从我的嘴里拉出来and tied it around my neck. Cookie? 再在我的脖子上打结…要饼干吗?Carol moved her stuff out today. 卡萝今天搬走了她的东西Let me get you some coffee. Thanks.我给你拿咖啡. 谢谢No,don't! Stop cleansing my aura. 不,不要! 不要清理我的灵气!Just leave my aura alone,okay? Fine,be murky. 不要管我的灵气,好吗? 好呀! 继续痛苦吧!I'll be fine. I hope she'll be happy. No,you don't. 我很好,好吧? 我希望她开心. 不,你并不希望No,I don't. To hell with her. She left me! 是的，不希望！去她的,她离开了我!You never knew she was a lesbian? 你从来不知道她是女同性恋？No! Okay? 不知道!! 行了吧?!Why does everyone keep fixating on that? 为什么每个人老是提它?She didn't know. How should I know? 她都不知道,我怎么会知道?Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.有时候我希望我是女同性恋…Did I say that out loud? 我大声说出来啦?I told Mom and Dad last night. They took it pretty well. 我昨晚告诉爸爸妈妈了,他们看起来还好Oh,really? 噢,真的吗?So that hysterical phone call from a woman sobbing.. 那我凌晨三点接到一个女人打来的可笑电话抽泣着说I'll never have grandchildren, was what? A wrong number? “我不会有孙子了,我不会有孙子了.”是怎么回事?打错电话啦?Sorry. 对不起Look,you're feeling a lot of pain right now.没事的,罗斯,瞧. 你现在感到很痛苦You're angry. You're hurting.你很生气.你感到伤心Can I tell you what the answer is? 我告诉你答案是什么?Strip joints! 脱衣舞俱乐部!Hey,you're single. Have some hormones.别这样,你单身了!有需求的!But I don't want to be single,okay?我不想单身,好吗?I just want to be married again. 我只想….再次结婚!And I just want a million dollars!而我只想要100万美金!Rachel? Oh,Monica! Thank God!瑞秋?! 噢,上帝,莫妮卡,你好,感谢上帝!I went to your building.. 我刚到你那里去,而你不在,and a guy with a hammer said you'd be here,and you are. 那个拿着大锤子的家伙说你可能在这里,你真在这里,你真在这里!Can I get you some coffee? Decaf. 你想点咖啡吗? 无咖啡因的Everybody,this is Rachel,a Lincoln High survivor. 好了,各位,这位是瑞秋,另一个林肯高中的幸存者This is everybody. Chandler and Phoebe.. 这就是各位啦这是钱德,菲比Joey. Remember my brother,Ross? 乔伊. 还有，你还记得我哥哥罗斯吗?Sure! 当然,你好! 你好You want to tell us now,or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids? 那你现在可以告诉我们了吗,还是再等等四位湿漉的伴娘?Well,it started about a half hour before the wedding. 好吧,大概在婚礼前半个小时.I was in the room with all the presents..我在礼品间里and I was looking at this really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat. 我正看着那个船形卤肉盘. 那是个非常好看的船形卤肉盘When all of a sudden 然后,突然Sweet 'N Low? 有代糖（既甜又低热量）吗?I realized I was more turned on by this gravy boat than Barry. 我发现我对这个船形卤肉盘比对贝瑞更有冲动!I got freaked out,and it hit me: 然后我吓呆了,突然想到:How much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. 贝瑞看起来多象土豆头先生呀I always knew he looked familiar,but.. 我总是觉得他眼熟,但是…I had to get out of there,and I started wondering.. 不管怎么说,我必须离开那里,我在想Why am I doing this, and "Who am I doing it for?" “我为什么这样做,我为谁这样做?”I didn't know where to go,and I know we've drifted apart.. 我不知道该去哪里,而且我知道我和你有点疏远了but you're the only person I know here.但你是我这个城市里唯一认识的人Who wasn't invited to the wedding. I hoped that wouldn't be an issue. 也是没被邀请参加婚礼的人噢,我不希望提起这件事….I guess he bought her the pipe organ,and she's really not happy about it.我猜他给她买了个管风琴,而她很不喜欢那个Tuna or egg salad! Decide! 吐拿鱼或鸡蛋沙拉?快决定!I'll have whatever Christina's having. “克莉丝汀吃什么我吃什么.”Daddy,I just I can't marry him. 爸爸,我只是…不能嫁给他!I'm sorry. I just don't love him.对不起,我只是不爱他了Well,it matters to me! 这对我很有关系!If I let go of my hair,my head will fall off.“如果我不抓着我的头发,我的头就会掉下来.”She should not be wearing those pants.噢,她真不应该穿那条裤子Push her down the stairs! 我说把她推下楼Push her! Push her down the stairs! 把她推下楼!把她推下楼! 把她推下楼!Come on,Daddy,listen! 爸爸,听我说!All my life,everyone's always told me,"You're a shoe!" 这就好像,在我一生中,所有人都告诉我,“你是鞋子!”You're a shoe! “你是鞋子,你是鞋子,你是鞋子!”What if I don't want to be a shoe? 然后今天,我不这么认为了,对我自己说,'如果我不想成为鞋子呢?What if I want to be a purse? 如果我想成为一个包?Or a hat? 或一顶帽?No,I don't want you to buy me a hat! 不,我不是让你给我买帽子It's a metaphor,Daddy! 这是个比喻,爸爸!You can see where he'd have trouble.你能发现他哪里有麻烦了Look,Daddy,it's my life. 爸爸,这是我的生活Well,maybe I'll just stay here with Monica. 也许我可以和莫妮卡住在一起I guess we've established she's staying with Monica. 我猜我们已经确定她和莫妮卡住在一起了…Well,maybe that's my decision. 也许那是我的决定Maybe I don't need your money. 也许我不需要你的钱Wait! I said maybe! 等等！我说也许!!Just breathe. That's it. 呼吸,呼吸,对啦Try to think of nice,calm things.只想着一些让你镇定的好东西…Raindrops on roses And whiskers on kittens 玫瑰上的雨滴还有猫的胡须（《音乐之声》的插曲）Doorbells and sleigh bells And something with mittens 门铃和雪橇铃还有手套…La la la something And noodles with string 啦啦啦,还有一些面条…I'm all better now. 我现在好多了I helped. 我帮上忙啦!This is probably for the best. 瞧,这也许是最好的?Independence. Controlling your life. The whole hat thing. 独立了,把握自己的生活. 就像你说的“帽子”的事情You can always come to Joey. 还有,你还需要什么,你可以来找乔伊Me and Chandler live across the hall. He's away a lot. 我和钱德就住在对面. 而且他经常不在Stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day.乔伊,不要再勾引她了! 今天是她结婚的日子! Like there's a rule,or something? 怎么啦,难道这还有什么规定吗?I got it. 我来Please don't do that again. It's a horrible sound.请不要再这么干,那是很讨厌的声音It's Paul. 我是保罗Oh,God,is it 6:30? Buzz him in. 天呀,到6:30了吗?让他进来!Who's Paul? Paul,the wine guy? 谁是保罗? 保罗,调酒师,保罗?Maybe. 也许是吧Your "not a real date" is with Paul,the wine guy? 等等,你今晚的“不是真正约会”是和调酒师保罗?He finally asked you out? Yes! 他终于约你出去啦? 是的!It's a "Dear Diary" moment. 噢,真是个可以载入日记的时刻Rach,I can cancel. Please,go,I'll be fine. 瑞秋,等等,我可以取消…. 不,别,你去吧,没什么的!Ross,are you okay? Do you want me to stay? 罗斯,你还好吧? 你希望我留下来吗?That'd be good. 那会很好的…Really? Go on! It's Paul,the wine guy! 真的? 不,去吧! 那可是调酒师保罗!Does he sell it,drink it? 那是什么意思? 他卖酒,喝酒Or he just complains a lot? 还是抱怨酒?Hi,come in! Paul,this is.. 进来,保罗,这是.everybody. Everybody,this is Paul.大家,各位,这是保罗The wine guy. I didn't catch your name. Paul? 你好! 保罗! 对不起,我没听清楚你的名字.保罗,是吗?I'll be right back. I've just gotta go 好啦,我就….我就回来,我要…….A wandering? 闲逛?Change. 换衣服!Sit down. Two seconds. 好了,坐会儿. 很快就好I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good. 噢,我刚拔掉四根睫毛. 不是个好兆头Hey,Paul,here's a tip. 你好,保罗! 告诉你个小秘密She really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot.. 她很喜欢你来回在同一个地方揉她的脖子until it starts to get red. 重复来重复去,直到变红为止Shut up,Joey! 闭嘴,乔伊!What are you up to tonight? 那么瑞秋,你今晚…打算干什么?I was supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon..我本来应该到阿鲁巴度蜜月so,nothing. 所以…没事做!Right. You're not even getting your honeymoon. 是呀,你都没办法过蜜月Although,Aruba. This time of year? 不过,阿鲁巴,这个时候…?Talk about your.. 你可以谈论下.big lizards. 大蜥蜴If you don't want to be alone tonight.. 不管怎样,如果今晚你觉得寂寞的话Joey and Chandler are helping me with my furniture. 乔伊和钱德要过来帮我组装我的新家具We're very excited about it. 是呀,而且我们为此感到兴奋Thanks. But I'm just going to hang out here. 谢谢了,不过我想今晚还是呆在这里吧It's been a long day. Oh,sure. 今天可真是漫长. 是呀,没错Phoebe,wanna help? 嘿,菲比,你要来帮忙吗?I wish I could,but I don't want to. 噢,我希望我能,但是我不想Love is sweet as summer showers Love is a wondrous work of art 爱情就像夏日冲凉一样甜美,爱情是无以伦比的艺术品But your love Oh,your love,your love 但是,你的爱呀,你的爱,你的爱…Is like a giant pigeon 就好像一只巨大的鸽子…Crapping on my heart 在我心中排泄Thank you. 谢谢I'm supposed to attach a bracket y thing to the side things.. 我应该把支架固定在侧面using a bunch of these little worm guys. 用螺纹蜗轮…I have no bracket y thing. I see no worm guys whatsoever.. 我没有支架,没有看到螺纹蜗轮and I cannot feel my legs. 而且..我的腿麻了We got a bookcase. It's beautiful.我想我们弄好书架了. 看起来不错What's this? 那是什么?I would have to say that is an L shaped bracket. 我认为那应该是个L型支架Which goes where? I have no idea. 它应该安在哪里? 我完全…没有主意Done with the bookcase. All finished.搞定书架了! 完工了!This was Carol's favorite beer. 这是卡萝最喜欢的啤酒She always drank it out of the can. I should have known. 她总是倒出来再喝,我该知道的Start with that,we're out of here. Please don't spoil all this fun.你要是再开始那些话,我们就走了不要把快乐搞砸了Let me ask you. 罗斯,问你一个问题She got the furniture,the stereo,the good TV. 她得到家具,音响,电视What did you get? 你得到了什么?You guys. You got screwed. 你们呀. 天呀. 你被坑了. 上帝!Oh,my God. I know. I'm such an idiot. 我的老天! 我知道,我是个笨蛋I should've known when she went to the dentist five times a week.当她一礼拜见4,5次牙医,我就该知道了I mean,how clean can teeth get? 谁的牙齿需要这么干净呀?My brother's going through that. 我哥哥正在克服这种事呢,他糟透了How did you get over it? 你是怎么克服的?He might accidentally break something valuable of hers. 你可以试着砸烂她的一些贵重的东西Say her Leg? 比如她的……腿?That's one way of doing it. I went for the watch. 那是一个办法! 我砸了她的表You actually broke her watch? 你真的砸了她的表?The worst I ever did was shred my old boyfriend's favorite towel. 我干的最坏的一件事是…把我男友最喜欢的浴巾撕烂了Steer clear of you. That's right. 消除痛苦. 没错Barry,I'm sorry. I am so sorry. 贝瑞,对不起,对不起You probably think it's about making love with your soc ks on,but it isn't.你可能认为和那天你穿袜子做爱有关,但不是的It's about me. And I just 这和我有关,我只是…The machine cut me off again. Anyway.. 嘿,刚才答录机又把线路挂断了.I know that some lucky girl is going to become Mrs. Barry Finkel.我知道会有很幸运的女孩成为贝瑞•凡可太太的But it isn't me. It's not me.但她不会是我Not that I have any idea who "me" is right now,but you just而且我现在也不知道我到底是谁. 但你得给我机会去.I'm divorced. 我离婚了!I'm only 26,and I'm divorced! Shut up! 我才26岁就离婚了! 闭嘴! 你得停下来! That only took me an hour. 我花了一个小时才弄好那个We haven't had a relationship that's lasted longer than a Mento.我们的恋爱关系从未超过吃一颗曼妥思糖的时间You have had the love of a woman for four years. 而你已经和一个女人相爱四年了Four years of closeness and sharing,after which she ripped your heart out.四年的亲近和分享,最后她把你的心给伤透了That is why we don't do it!这就是为什么我们不这么干!I don't think that was my point! 我不认为这是我说话的重点!Know what's scary? What if there's only one woman for everybody? 最可怕的是如果每个人只有一个女人适合I mean,what if you get one woman,and that's it? 就是说如果你拥有一个女人,就成了Unfortunately,in my case,there was only one woman for her. 不幸的是,她拥有了一个女人…What are you talking about? One woman.你在说什么呀? '一个女人'?That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream. 那就好像你只有一种口味的冰激凌Let me tell you something. There's lots of flavors out there. 让我告诉你,罗斯还有很多种口味Rocky road and cookie dough and bing cherry vanilla. 有石板街（夹杂坚果、棉花糖和巧克力）,甜饼果冻和樱桃香草You can get them with jimmies or nuts or whipped cream. 还可以和糖条,果仁,或者奶油一起吃!It's the best thing to happen to you!现在是你一生中最好的事情发生了!You got married. You were like,what,8? 你难道是八岁结婚的?Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon! 欢迎回到现实里! 拿起勺子!I don't know if I'm hungry or horny. Then stay out of my freezer. 我真不知道我是饿了还是饥渴了. 离我的冰箱远点!Ever since she walked out on me..从她离开我之后,我…What? 怎么啦?You wanna spell it out with noodles? 难道你想边吃面条边讲出来?It's more of a fifth date kind of revelation. 不,不止是要和你第五次约会的事情So there's going to be a fifth date? 噢,那么会有第五次约会咯?Isn't there? 你不想?Yeah,yeah. I think there is.不,我想What were you going to say? 你要说什么?Ever since she left me.. 好吧,自从,自从她离开我之后I haven't been able to perform.. 我就一直不能,不能.sexually. 过性生活Oh,God! I'm so sorry. 噢天哪,对不起,对不起…没事,没事…Being spit on is probably not what you need right now. 我知道被人吐水应该不是你现在需要的How long? 多久了?Two years. Wow.两年. 哇哦!I'm glad you smashed her watch. 哇哦!我真高兴你砸了她的表!So you still think you might want that fifth date? 那你还希望有第五次约会吗?Yeah. Yeah,I do. 是的,我希望We are gathered here to join Joanie Louise Cunningham.. 我们今天聚在这里参加乔安妮•路易丝•坎宁安and Charles. Chachi,Chachi,Chachi.. 和查尔斯•恰棋•恰棋•恰棋•阿可勒in the bonds of holy matrimony. 的神圣婚礼See! 看!But Joanie loved Chachi. That's the difference. 可是乔安妮爱恰棋! 这就是不同!Grab a spoon. “拿起勺子..”Do you know how long it's been since I grabbed a spoon? 你知道我多久没拿勺子了吗?Do the words,"Billy,don't be a hero," mean anything to you? 难道《比利,别逞英雄》（《永不止步：戴维寇克斯的故事》插曲）Great story. But I gotta go. 真是个好故事!但是,我得走了I got a date with Andrea. Angela. No,Andrea. 我要和安坠,还是安吉拉,是安坠约会? 该死Andrea's the screamer. Angela has cats.安坠是爱尖叫的那个,安吉拉有猫Right,thanks. It's Julie. I'm out of here. 好啦.谢啦.是朱莉.我走了Here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough.. 问题来了.. 就算我想.to ask a woman out.. 约一个女人出来who am I going to ask? 我该约谁?Isn't this amazing? I've never made coffee in my life. 是不是很不可思议? 我以前可从来没冲过咖啡That is amazing. Congratulations. 是很不可思议. 恭喜你If I can make coffee,there isn't anything I can't do. 我认为如果我能冲咖啡,我就什么事都可以做了I think it's,"If I can invade Poland,there's nothing I can't do." 我认为应该是,“如果我能入侵波兰,我就什么事都可以做了.”If you feel like you have to make a Western omelet or something.. 你现在正进入角色,有没有想做个煎蛋卷之类的东西…Although,actually I'm really not that hungry. 不过我还不太饿…Oh,good. Lenny and Squiggy are here. 不错,莱尼和斯奎基在这里Good morning. Good morning. 早上好早上好Morning. Morning,Paul. 早上好. 早上好,保罗Hello,Paul. Hi. Paul,is it? 你好,保罗. 嘿,保罗,对吗?Thank you so much. Stop.谢谢你! 太感谢你了! 不要这样!Last night was like all my birthdays,both graduations.. 昨晚上我就好像我所有生日、两次毕业典礼plus the barn raising scene in Witness.再加上《目击者》电影里盖起谷仓的庆典那种快乐We'll talk later.我们过会再说Thank you. 好的,谢谢你That wasn't a real date. 那不是真正的约会?!What the hell do you do on a real date? 你真正的约会干什么?Shut up and put my table back. 闭嘴,把我的桌子搬回去. 好的!I've got to get to work. 好啦,孩子们,我要去工作啦If I don't input those numbers,it doesn't make much of a difference.不过如果我不把那些数字输入,…也不会有什么区别So,like,you guys all have jobs? 你们都有工作吗?Yeah,we all have jobs. That's how we buy stuff.对,我们都有.. 这样我们才有钱买东西Yeah,I'm an actor. Have I seen you in anything? 对,我是演员. 哇!我有见过你的作品吗?I doubt it. Mostly regional work.我不认为.大部分是地方性节目Unless you saw the Wee One's production of Pinocchio.. 等等,除非你在公园小剧场at the little theater in the park? 看过重排的木偶奇遇记It was a job! 那还是份工作吧?Look,Geppetto. I'm a real live boy.瞧,盖比特（匹诺曹的制造者）,我是个真正的小男孩.I will not take this abuse. You're right,I'm sorry. 别这样羞辱我. 你是对的,对不起Once I was a wooden boy A little wooden boy “当我还是个小木头人,小木头人…”You should both know that he's a dead man.你们该知道,他快死了Oh,Chandler! 噢,钱德?How are you doing today? Sleep okay? 你今天怎么样? 睡得好吗?Did you talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling. 和贝瑞谈过了吗? 我笑个不停I see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.看得出来,你就好像睡觉时有个衣架在你嘴里I know. He's just so.. 我知道,他只是太…..Remember you and Tony Demarco? Oh,yeah. 你还记得你和托尼•迪马克吗? 是的,记得Well,it's like that. With feelings. 就像那个..我是说感觉Wow,are you in trouble! Big time! 哇,你有麻烦了. 没错!Want a wedding dress? Hardly used. 想要婚纱吗? 几乎没用过I think we're getting a little ahead of ourselves. 我想我们谈的远了点I'm going to get up,go to work,and not think about him all day.好啦,我要站起来,去工作了,而且不整天想着他Or else I'm going to get up and go to work. 或者只是站起来工作Wish me luck! What for? 那么,祝我好运! 为什么?I'm gonna go get one of those job things.我要去找那个工作的什么东西Hi,Monica. Franny,welcome back. 嘿,莫妮卡!. 嘿,弗兰妮,欢迎回来!How was Florida? You had sex,didn't you? 佛罗里达怎么样? 你做爱了,是吗?How do you do that? I hate you.你怎么知道的? 我恨你I'm pushing my aunt through Parrot Jungle,you're having sex. 我在和我的罗兹阿姨穿过鹦鹉丛林,你却在做爱!So,who? 那么,是和谁?You know Paul? 你认识保罗吗?Paul,the wine guy? Yeah,I know Paul. 保罗,调酒那个? 是呀,我认识保罗You mean,you know Paul like I know Paul? 你认识他就好像我认识他一样?What? I take credit for Paul. 开玩笑吧? 保罗还欠我人情呢Before me,there was no snap in his turtle for two years. 在我之前,他两年都没办法过性生活Of course it was a line. 当然那是个谎言!Why would anybody do something like that? 为什么?为什么有人会做这样的事情?I assume we want an answer more sophisticated than:我想更复杂的答案是To get you into bed.“和你上床”I hate men. 我恨男人,我恨男人!Don't hate. You don't want to put that out into the universe. 不,不要这样,你不会希望把他们赶出宇宙的Is it me? 是因为我吗?Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs.. 是因为我有某种导向类的东西,只有狗和…and men with emotional problems can hear? 有感情问题的男人才会发觉?Come here. Give me your feet. 好啦,过来这里,把你的脚给我I just thought he was nice,you know? 我只是以为他是个好人I can't believe you didn't know it was a line. 我真不敢相信你不知道那是个谎言!Guess what? You got a job? 猜猜怎么样? 你得到工作啦?Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing. 开玩笑吗?我一点经验都没有!I was laughed out of 12 interviews. You're surprisingly upbeat. 我今天被十二个招聘的嘲笑.. 而且你还这么高兴.You'd be too,if you found these boots on sale.. 你也会高兴的如果你发现约翰•大卫的皮靴打…!50 5折How well you know me.是呀,你多了解我啊…They're my "I don't need a job.. 这就是我的新皮靴我不需要工作，我不需要父母I've got great boots" boots.我有我的新皮靴!How did you pay? Credit card. 你用什么付帐的? 嗯,信用卡And who pays for that? 那谁付帐单呢?My father. 嗯…我…爸爸Is this really necessary? I can stop charging any time. 天呀,各位,这真的必要吗? 我随时都可以停止使用的You can't live off your parents.你不能靠你爸爸过一辈子I know that. That's why I was getting married. 我知道,这就是为什么我要结婚Give her a break. It's hard being on your own. 给她点时间,第一次独立生活是很困难的Thank you. 谢谢你I remember when I first came to this city,I was 14. 不客气,记得我第一次来这个城市我才十四岁Mom had killed herself,stepdad was in jail.我妈妈刚自杀,我的继父进了监狱I didn't know anybody here. 然后在这里我不认识任何人I ended up living with this albino guy who was cleaning windshields.然后我和一个擦车窗的白化病人住在一起And then he killed himself.最后他也自杀了Then I found aromatherapy. So I know exactly how you feel. 然后我找到按摩这份工作. 所以相信我,我完全了解你的感受The word you're looking for is: 你接下来的意思是:Anyway.. 总之'…You ready? No,how can I be ready? 准备好了吗? 不,我怎么能准备好?Ready to jump out of the plane with no parachute? “嘿,瑞秋! 你没带降落伞就跳出飞机了?”I can't do this. I know you can. 不要这样,我做不到! 你行,我知道你行!No. You made coffee,you can do anything. 我不这么想. 来嘛,你会泡咖啡!你能做任何事!Cut. Cut. Cut. 来吧,剪掉,剪掉,剪掉,剪掉,剪掉,…You know what? I think we can leave it at that. 知道吗? 我想我们可以就把它们放在这里Kind of a symbolic gesture. Rachel,that was a library card. 这就好像某个肢体符号…瑞秋!那是图书卡!If you listen closely,you can hear a thousand retailers scream. 知道吗,如果你仔细听,你可以听到店主们在尖叫Welcome to the real world!欢迎来到真实世界!It sucks. You're gonna love it. 它很糟糕,但是你会喜欢的!That's it. Are you going to crash on the couch? 好啦,够啦. 你要在沙发上睡?No,I gotta go home sometime. Are you gonna be okay? 不,我要回家. 你还好吗? 是的Look what I just found on the floor. 嘿,莫妮卡,瞧我刚在地板上发现了什么What? 什么?That's Paul's watch. Just put it back where you found it.那是保罗的手表. 你就把它放回原处吧Oh,boy! All right. 哦，孩子们，好啦Good night,everybody. Good night. 好吧,晚安,各位. 晚安I'm sorry. Have it,I don't want it. Split it? 对不起,你拿吧不,你吃吧分着吃? 好You probably didn't know this,but in high school..好吧,你可能不知道,在高中,我曾I had a major crush on you. 暗恋过你I knew. 我知道You did? 你知道!噢….I figured you thought I was Monica's geeky brother. 我还以为你一直认为我是莫妮卡的怪哥哥呢I did. 我是这么认为的Listen,do you think..? 听着,你是不是认为..?Try not to let my vulnerability become a factor here. 噢,你不要太在意我的脆弱Do you think it would be okay if I asked you out sometime?但是你认为我可以约你出去吗?有时?可能?Yeah. 当然Maybe. 可能Okay. 好吧Okay,maybe I will. 好吧,可能我会…Good night. Good night.晚安. 晚安See you. 再见….Wait,wait. What's with you? 等等,你怎么啦?I just grabbed a spoon.我只是刚刚拿起勺子I can't believe what I'm hearing. Can't believe what I'm hearing 我真不敢相信我的耳朵. 我真不敢相信我的耳朵.What? I said What? I said 怎么啦,我说你有个我说你有个…Would you stop? Was I doing it again? 你能不能不那么干? 噢,我又学人讲话了? Yes! 没错!I said you had a nice butt. It's just not a great butt. 我说你有个好臀部. 但不是个很棒的臀部.You won't know a butt if it bit you. There's an image. 如果你不打一下是不了解一个臀部的可以想象Would anybody like more coffee? 有人要咖啡吗?You made it,or you're serving it? 你冲的,还是你端的?I'm just serving it. I'll have a cup of coffee.我端的. 好吧,我要杯咖啡Kids,new dream. 孩子们,新的梦…I'm in Las Vegas. 我在拉斯维加斯Miss,more coffee? 小姐?能再来点咖啡吗?Could you give this to that guy over there? 哦,对不起,你能把这个给拿到那边吗?Go ahead. Thank you. 快点呀.. 谢谢Sorry. Okay,Las Vegas. 对不起. 继续吧,拉斯维加斯I'm in Las Vegas. 我在拉斯维加斯I'm Liza Minnelli.. …我梦见自己是丽莎•明妮莉（电影演员）You don't understand. 你们男生不懂亲吻对女生的重要性For us,kissing is as important as any part. 对我们而言，亲吻和其他任何部分一样重要Yeah,right! 没错You serious? 当真?Oh,yeah. 当然Everything is in that first kiss. Absolutely. 你想了解的一切全在初吻之中没错For us,kissing's an opening act.. 对我们而言亲吻就像是开场like the comedian you have to sit through.. 就像平克•弗洛伊德乐队出场前before Pink Floyd comes out. 你得耐着性子先看完滑稽表演And it's not that we don't like the comedian.对，我们并非讨厌滑稽表演It's just that that's not why we bought the ticket. 只是那不是我们买票的原因The problem is,no matter how great the show was.. 问题在于演唱会结束后不论表演有多精采you girls are looking for the comedian again. 你们女生总还想再看滑稽表演We're in the car,fighting traffic,just trying to stay awake. 我们在车上奋力与交通阻塞战斗只是拼命保持清醒Word of advice: Bring back the comedian. 给你一个建议回去拉上滑稽表演者Or next time you'll find yourself listening to that album alone. 否则下次，你们只能坐家里听唱片Are we still talking about sex? 我们还在谈论性吗?The One With the Sonogram at the End六人行第1季第02集超声波检查No,it's good. It is good. 不，这样很好It's just that Doesn't she seem a little angry? 只是她看起来是不是有点生气吗?Well,she has issues.她有麻烦事Does she? 她有吗?Try to live with "Mr. I'm Evolving." 她尝试和“参与者先生”生活在一起He's out while she's home getting the mastodon smell out of the carpet. 他在外头乱搞女人而她在家里设法去除地毯上乳齿象的味道Marsha,see,these are cave people. 玛莎，他们是穴居人Okay,they have issues like: 他们关心的问题是Gee,that glacier's getting kind of close. 吉，那条冰河愈来愈接近了Speaking of issues,isn't that your ex wife? 谈到麻烦事，那不是你前妻吗?No. Yes,it is. Carol,hi! 不，那不是是的，是卡萝，嗨Okay. Yes,it is. I'll catch up with you in the Ice Age. 好吧，是她我会到冰河期去找你Can I stay? No.我可以留在这吗？不Hi. Hi. 嗨. 嗨Is this a bad time? No,it's.. 我来的时间不对？不，这里是…the Stone Age. 石器时代You look great. I hate that. 你的气色好极了，我讨厌看到这样。