妙语短篇B3翻译
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妙语短篇A2翻译1.饮食2.担心她的体重。
3."我太胖" ,她告诉她的朋友,"我要减去很多的重量,但我不知道怎样做" 。
4."去看看" ,她的朋友说,"他会告诉你如何减轻体重" 。
于是就去5.访问,并告诉他,她的问题。
6."这有什么难的" ,他告诉她,"你需要做的就是节食.”7.,我会给你一个规定的饮食。
8.他开始写在一张纸上。
9."多吃水果和蔬菜,还有瘦肉和谷物。
10.当他完成时,他交给她一张纸。
11."给你. "他说,"吃这些东西,你将很快减轻重量" 。
12.几周后,的朋友来看望她。
13.她的朋友惊讶地看到,她甚至比以前还要胖!她在吃一个巨大的巧克力夹心蛋糕和冰淇淋。
14."我以为你在节食" ,她的朋友说。
15."哦,对."她回答说, "我现在已经有了规定的饮食里的所有的食物,现在,我在吃我的晚餐" 。
16.17.2. 休假18.汤姆讨厌上学,总是找借口不去上学。
19.如果他打喷嚏,他就叫他妈妈写个纸条说他感冒了。
20.如果他头痛,他就叫他妈妈在上课时间带他去看病。
21.他呆在家里的时间比在学校的时间要多。
22.在他的确去上学的日子里,他就找借口早点回家。
23.一天早上他上了一半课就从学校回来了。
24.他爸爸很惊讶。
25.“你回来很早,”他爸爸问,“今天学校放学了吗”26.“没有,爸爸,”汤姆说,“还没放学。
我提前回来了。
”27.“你怎么会提前回来了”爸爸问,“你对老师说什么了”28.“我告诉她我有了一个小弟弟,我得回家帮你。
”29.“但是你妈妈生了一对双胞胎,”爸爸说,“一个男孩,一个女孩。
你有一个小弟弟和一个小妹妹。
”30.“是的,我知道,爸爸,”汤姆说,“我要等下个星期再说我有个小妹妹了。
1.饮食mrs.tan担心她的体重。
"我太胖" ,她告诉她的朋友,"我要减去很多的重量,但我不知道怎样做" 。
"去看看dr.wei " ,她的朋友说,"他会告诉你如何减轻体重" 。
于是mrs.tan就去访问dr.wei ,并告诉他,她的问题。
"这有什么难的" ,他告诉她,"你需要做的就是节食.”,我会给你一个规定的饮食。
他开始写在一张纸上。
"多吃水果和蔬菜,还有瘦肉和谷物。
当他完成时,他交给她一张纸。
"给你. "他说,"吃这些东西,你将很快减轻重量" 。
几周后,mrs.tan的朋友来看望她。
她的朋友惊讶地看到,她甚至比以前还要胖!她在吃一个巨大的巧克力夹心蛋糕和冰淇淋。
"我以为你在节食" ,她的朋友说。
"哦,对."她回答说, "我现在已经有了规定的饮食里的所有的食物,现在,我在吃我的晚餐" 。
2. 休假汤姆讨厌上学,总是找借口不去上学。
如果他打喷嚏,他就叫他妈妈写个纸条说他感冒了。
如果他头痛,他就叫他妈妈在上课时间带他去看病。
他呆在家里的时间比在学校的时间要多。
在他的确去上学的日子里,他就找借口早点回家。
一天早上他上了一半课就从学校回来了。
他爸爸很惊讶。
“你回来很早,”他爸爸问,“今天学校放学了吗?”“没有,爸爸,”汤姆说,“还没放学。
我提前回来了。
”“你怎么会提前回来了?”爸爸问,“你对老师说什么了?”“我告诉她我有了一个小弟弟,我得回家帮你。
”“但是你妈妈生了一对双胞胎,”爸爸说,“一个男孩,一个女孩。
你有一个小弟弟和一个小妹妹。
”“是的,我知道,爸爸,”汤姆说,“我要等下个星期再说我有个小妹妹了。
”3. 情书珍妮戈登是一个善良又美丽的女人,在她结婚之前,很多男人都很喜欢她。
妙语短篇翻译31.3 只乌龟一次午餐的时间,有三个乌龟是朋友。
其中一人是一个大龟,一个是中型龟和第三个是一个小乌龟。
一天,他们走进一间餐厅,并买一些蛋糕。
同时,他们正在等候蛋糕,他们还记得,他们没有带来任何金钱。
“嘿,我们忘了把支付我们的蛋糕的带来了!”大龟说。
“小乌龟可以回家,并得到它,”中型龟说。
“他的最年轻的,所以他应该成为一去”。
小乌龟是不是很高兴在这一点,但他知道他不应该说,与他的长者,所以他说:“所有的权利,我会去,但你必须发誓,不要吃我的蛋糕,虽然我远离。
”大乌龟和中型龟同意,等小龟启程回家得到一些钱。
几天后,大乌龟对中型龟说:“让我们吃掉小乌龟的蛋糕吧,我又饿了。
”“我也是”中型龟说,并吃掉了蛋糕。
当他这样做时,小乌龟边叫边从餐厅的门后窜出来:“如果你碰我的蛋糕,我就不会去拿钱了”2.一个老朋友卡罗尔埃文斯恨错误的。
如果她犯了一个错误,她可从来没有承认它。
一天,她走在街上时,她遇到了另一名女子。
她期待在该名女子非常小心。
然后她说:“凯特寄养!好,好,好,我还没有看到你为十年”。
她希望该名女子的向上和向下。
“但您改变,凯特,”她接着。
“你曾经是脂肪,但现在您薄”。
她微笑着在她的,“但你看看,以及和it'的好地看到你再次”。
她采取了woman'的手摇头。
“但是,哦,你已经改变,”她说。
“我从来没有已知的任何人都改变了这么多,你用有厚厚的头发,但现在it'的非常薄。
你没有用来戴眼镜,但现在,您真的穿厚的”。
她微笑着,在该名女子再次。
“但您仍相同的凯特促进我曾经有咖啡与每星期,我们有一些好的时候,没有我们,凯特”?“对不起,ma'am ,”该名女子说,“但是我的名字是不是凯特促进”。
卡罗尔的思考一分钟,然后她说:“所以您改变您的姓名,以及。
没有你”?3.不在这里Kathy 和Polly 是虎朋狗友。
一天Kathy 在街上碰到Polly,她说:“Hi,Polly 见到你真好。
2.Dog for SaleA man walked into a pet shop one day with a largeand very ugly dog ・It had long hair, short legs, no tail and a very wet nose・”Good morning, sir," the owner of the pet shopsaid. ”How can I help you?'*”1 want to sell this dog/'The pet shop owner looked at the dog and shook his head ・"I'm sorry. I can't give youany thing for that an imal. No one will want to buy him.""Why not?** asked the man. "He's clean, well-behaved and healthy."” Look at him, sir,** said the pet shop owner. "He has n't got a tail, his legs are too short and his hair's too long. Who would want to buy such a dog?'*”Well, I guess you're right," the man said ・ ”But he can talk.**”What do you mean he can talk?” the pet stop owner asked ・“Yes, he can speak perfect Eng lish. Just listen ;1 the man answered ・ The dog then spoke ・"It's true, sir ;' he said ・ ”1 am the world's greatest talking dog ・ I'vebeen to America and talked to the President at the White House inWashington. I've talked to the Queen of England and the Emperor ofJapan. Please buy me,sir. This man is very cruel to me. He makes me work too hard and doesn't feed me very well. He never takes me for a walk orgives me a bath. Sometimes he leaves me alone for weeks .rm so unhappy, sir. Please buy me and find a good home for me.”The pet shop owner could hardly believe what he was hearing."Thafs amazing/* he said ・ ”You're right. He is a talking dog. But tell me, why do you want to sell him?""Because I'm tired of all his lies," the man said ・New Words and Expressions皇后,女王 皇帝,天皇 残忍的 Pet well-behaved宠物 行为端庄的quee n emperorcruelamazing 令人惊异的,惊人的EXERCISE I1 ・ Choose the best answer a, b, c, d or e, to these questions about thestory.在a, b 5 c, d, e 中选出一个最合适本故事的答案。
1. counting chickensIt was Mary's birthday.she received a letter from her uncle who was a farmer."dear Mary,"the letter said."happy birthday."I am sending you some chickens.they will arrive tomorrow.I hope youlike them.Best wishes,uncle toby."Mary was very pleased.she liked eating eggs and she liked eating chicken."I can keep the chickens for their eggs or eat them,"she thought.When the chickens arrived the next day,they were in the box.Mary was very excited.she took the box off the back of the truck and began to carry it into her garden.However,the box of chixkens was heavy and she dropped it.The box fell to the ground and brock.the chickens all ran out.They ran everywhere-into neighbors'gardens,into the road,into shops,eveninto the next street.Mary spent hours trying to find them and take them back to her garden.A few days later her uncle came to visit her."Did the chickens arrive salfly?"he asked Mary."Yes,Uncle Toby,"Mary said."But I had a lot of trouble with them.I dropped the box.It brockopen and the chickens ran everywhere.I spent the whole morning looking for them.""Did you find them all?"her uncle asked."I hope so,"Mary replied."I caught eleven of them.""That's very interesting,"her uncle said with a smile,"because I only sent you six."趣话短篇 b1 翻译1.计算小鸡那一天是玛丽的诞辰。
13.A Voice from HeavenMrs. Chen and her mother lived together inAmerica・ Mrs. Chen had been there many years,but her mother had only recently arrived・ After justtwo months, Mrs・ Chen's mother died・ Mrs・Chen was very unhappy. She loved her mother verymuch and missed her.One day, Mrs. Chen was walking along the street when she saw a notice outside a building.The notice said, n Madame Rita, Spiritual Medium. Room 454. Fourth floor. I can help you contact your departed loved ones.”Mrs・Chen thought, ”l'd like to ask mother how she is. Perhaps I should visit this Madame Rita."She went into the building and took the elevator to the fourth floor. She soon found Room 454 and went inside・Madame Rita said, ”How can I help you?*'"I want to speak to my mother. She died last year.""What was her name?1' Madame Rita asked・”Mei Ling," Mrs. Chen said.”1 can help you," Madame Rita said. n lt will cost $200.""All right," Mrs. Chen said.Madame Rita closed her eyes・ She was silent for several minutes. Then she spoke・"Mei Ling, can you hear me?” she said・A voice came out of nowhere•”Yes, I can hear you/'”Your daughter wants to know if you are happy.""Yes, I am very happy,n the voice said・Madame Rita opened her eyes・“Did you hear what your mother said?" she asked Mrs・ Chen.”Yes,” Mrs. Chen said.”Then that will be two hundred dollars," Madame Rita said・"Fine," Mrs・ Chen said・”1 will pay you if you can explain how my ninety-year-old mother lear ned to speak such good English. She could n't speak it when she was alive.”New Words and ExpressionsHeaven 天空,天Recently 最近,近来Spiritual 精神的Medium 媒介,巫师Departed 死去的,过去elevator 电梯nowhere 不知名的地方alive活着的EXERCISE I1 ・Choose the best answer a, b, c, d or e, to these questions about the story.在a. b. c, d. e中选出一个最合适本故事的答案。
2.Dog for SaleA man walked into a pet shop one day with a largeand very ugly dog ・It had long hair, short legs, no tail and a very wet nose・”Good morning, sir," the owner of the pet shopsaid. ”How can I help you?'*”1 want to sell this dog/'The pet shop owner looked at the dog and shook his head ・"I'm sorry. I can't give youany thing for that an imal. No one will want to buy him.""Why not?** asked the man. "He's clean, well-behaved and healthy."” Look at him, sir,** said the pet shop owner. "He has n't got a tail, his legs are too short and his hair's too long. Who would want to buy such a dog?'*”Well, I guess you're right," the man said ・ ”But he can talk.**”What do you mean he can talk?” the pet stop owner asked ・“Yes, he can speak perfect Eng lish. Just listen ;1 the man answered ・ The dog then spoke ・"It's true, sir ;' he said ・ ”1 am the world's greatest talking dog ・ I'vebeen to America and talked to the President at the White House inWashington. I've talked to the Queen of England and the Emperor ofJapan. Please buy me,sir. This man is very cruel to me. He makes me work too hard and doesn't feed me very well. He never takes me for a walk orgives me a bath. Sometimes he leaves me alone for weeks .rm so unhappy, sir. Please buy me and find a good home for me.”The pet shop owner could hardly believe what he was hearing."Thafs amazing/* he said ・ ”You're right. He is a talking dog. But tell me, why do you want to sell him?""Because I'm tired of all his lies," the man said ・New Words and Expressions皇后,女王 皇帝,天皇 残忍的 Pet well-behaved宠物 行为端庄的quee n emperorcruelamazing 令人惊异的,惊人的EXERCISE I1 ・ Choose the best answer a, b, c, d or e, to these questions about thestory.在a, b 5 c, d, e 中选出一个最合适本故事的答案。
1.A Fishy StoryA man named Li went on a fishing holiday. Fishingwas his favorite sport, and he had many prizes for fishhe had caught.This summer the weather was beautiful and thefishing was supposed to be good, so he decided totravel around the country, spending a few days fishingin each of the rivers.Unfortunately, he didn't have much luck, and hecaughtonly a few small fish. He was quite disappointed and was going to go back home, when he heard of a large river that was full of fish nearby.He found the river quite easily and followed it through the country to a place where it flowed through a farm. He decided to ask the farmer's permission to fish in the river."You have my permission," the farmer said, "but you should be careful. For years I stopped my kids from going near that river.""Is the river dangerous?" Li asked."It's not the river," the farmer said, "it's the fish. They're huge. They're so big that my kids couldn't hold them."Li was very excited. All fishermen want to catch really big fish."How big are they?" he asked."Well," the farmer told him, "last week I lost one over three feet long, and yesterday I lost one just over four feet long.""What bad luck," Li said. "I hate losing a big fish once I've hooked him.""Who's talking about losing a fish?" the farmer said. "It's two of my kids that I lost!"New Words and ExpressionsFavorite 特别喜爱的Disappointed 失望的Flow 流,流动Permission 许可,准许Hook 钩EXERCISE I1. Choose the best answer a, b, c, d or e, to these questions aboutthe story.在a, b, c, d, e 中选出一个最合适本故事的答案。
8.Three WishesThree explorers, an Englishman, an American and an Australian were lost in the jungle.They had left home six months before to explore the jungle and got lost.They had no food left, and they were weak and ill.they knew that if they did not find a village soon, they would die.Then, during the night, they were visited by a jungle spirit."I am the spirit of the jungle," it said. "I feel sorry for you. You may have three wishes.""Does that mean three wishes each, or three wishes between us?" the American explorer asked."I will give each of you one wish," the spirit of the jungle said.The English explorer, who was very polite, said to the Americanand Australian explorers, "Please, you wish first."The Australian explorer, who was almost as polite as the Eng-lishman said, "Please, you wish first.""Very well," the Englishman said. "I don't have to think for a minute. I know exactly what to wish for. I wish to be back home withmy wife and family."Immediately he disappeared."That's wonderful," the Australian explorer said. "My wish issimilar. I'd like to be back in Australia."And immediately he disappeared.The American was left alone."And what is your wish?" the spirit of the jungle asked him."Those two explorers were nice men," the American explorer said. "We became close friends. To tell you the truth, I am feeling rather lonely here without them. I wish they were back here again."New Words and ExpressionsExplorer 探险家Australian, 澳大利亚人jungle, 热带丛林explore 探险spirit 精灵disappear 消失similar 相像的,类似的EXERCISE I1. Choose the best answer a, b, c, d or e, to these questions aboutthe story.在a, b, o; d, e中选出一个最合适本故事的答案。
lS.With God's HelpOne year there was a terrible flood in thecountryside・ For a week it rained every day.The river rose and burst its banks・The wholecountryside was flooded・Most of the people escaped from the flood inboats・ One oldman, however, refused to go with them. He sat on the roof of his house and waited for the water to go down.He was very religious・"I shall stay here," he said・”God will save me."The rain continued・ The flood waters rose higher and higher. Soon the water reached the roof of the man's house.Two men rowed a boat up to the man's house, trying to save him. "Come with us," they said・”The water is still rising. You'll drown.M The old man shook his head. "No," he said・”God will save me." Sadly, the men rowed away. They thought the old man was crazy, but there was nothing they could do.Soon the water covered the roof of the old man's house・A helicopter arrived and the pilot lowered a rope・"Climb up," he shouted to the old man. "The water is still rising. You'll drow n.”But the old man refused to leave his house・”God will save me," he cried, and the helicopter flew away.The next day the old man drowned in the rising waters・He went to heaven.God was waiting at the door, and the old man was very angry with him. ”1 believed in you," the old man shouted・”1 told everybody you would save me. And what happened? You let me drown.””1 did not. What about the boat I sent?" God replied. M And the helicopter?1'New Wortjs and ExpressionsFlood 洪水,水Burst 冲破Bank河岸 Escape 逃脱 refuse, 拒绝EXERCISE I1 ・ Choose the best answer a, b, c, d or e, to these questions about the story.在a 3 b, c, d, e 中选择一个最合适本故事的答案。
1、钓鱼的故事一个名叫李的人开始他的钓鱼假期。
钓鱼是他最喜欢的运动,他曾多次因钓鱼而得奖。
这个夏天天气很好,看起来很适合钓鱼,所以他决定去环游全国,在每条河里花上几天的时间钓鱼。
不幸的是,他运气并不好。
他仅仅只捕到一些小鱼。
他十分失望,当正准备回去的时候,他听说附近有一条大河全都是鱼。
他很容易的找到了那条河并且沿河流穿月乡村来到了一个位置,在那里河流流过了一个农场。
他决定请求农夫允许在这条河里钓鱼。
“你已得到了我的准许,”农夫说,“但你要小心。
有好几年我都阻止我的孩子靠近这条河流。
”“这条河很危险吗?”李问。
“不是河很危险,”农夫说“是鱼很危险。
它们是巨大的。
他们太大了以至于我的孩子不能抓住它们。
”李十分兴奋。
所有捕鱼者都想抓真正大的鱼。
“他们有多大?”他问。
“是这样的,”农夫告诉他,“上周我丢了一个超过三英尺长的,昨天我丢了一个超过四英尺的。
”“运气真差,”李说。
“我讨厌钩住了一条鱼后再让他跑了。
”“谁和你说丢鱼了?!”农夫说,“我失去的是我的两个孩子!”2、卖狗有一天,一个人带着一条大又丑的狗进了宠物店。
它长毛,短腿,没有尾巴,有一个十分潮湿的鼻子。
“早上好,先生,”宠物店的主人说,“我能帮你什么吗?”“我要卖了这条狗。
”宠物店的主人看着这条狗,摇了摇头。
“抱歉。
我不能为了这个动物给你什么。
没有人会想要买它。
”“为什么不?”这个人问“他很干净,彬彬有礼以及健康。
”“看着它,先生,”宠物店的主人说,“他没有尾巴,他的腿太短了,毛太长了。
谁会想要买这种狗?”“好的,我猜你是对的。
”这个人说,“但是他会说话。
”“他会说话是什么意思?”宠物店的主人说。
“是的,他可以说一口不错的英语。
请听。
”这个人回答道。
这个狗说话了。
“这是真的,先生”他说。
“我是这个世界上说话能力最强的狗。
我去过美国,还和在华盛顿的白宫的总统交谈过。
我和英国的女王和日本的皇帝交谈过。
请把我买下来,先生。
这个人对我十分残忍。
他要我非常认真地工作但是不给我吃的很好。
他从不带我散步或者给我洗澡。
有时他把我独自丢下几个星期。
我很不幸,先生。
请把我买下来,然后为我找个好的家。
”这个宠物店的主人对他听到的难以置信。
“这太惊人了,”他说“你是对的。
他是个会说话的狗。
但是告诉我,为什么你要卖了它?”“因为我已经厌烦了他所有的谎言。
”这个人说。
3、透露消息一个很老的妇人彩票中得了一百万美元。
她的儿子和他的妻子在广播里听到了这条消息。
“我们该怎么告诉你妈妈?”妻子说“她可能因为震惊而死!”“这是真的,”儿子说“也许我们最好去问问她的医生,他应该知道怎么温和地把这条消息告诉她。
”他们向这个老妇人的医生解释了情况。
“我十分高兴你们能告诉我,”他说。
“一个震惊,哪怕是令人高兴的,也会是她心脏病发作。
把这个问题交给我。
我会找到一个把这个消息告诉她的方法。
”为了这个问题他想了好几天,然后决定他应该怎么说。
他把这个老妇人叫了过来坐在他床侧。
他把她的手放在他的手里。
“我们来玩个游戏,亲爱的,”他说“一个叫做“假装”的游戏”“哦,好的”这个老妇人说“我喜欢‘假装’游戏。
”“好。
我先问你一个问题,”医生说,“然后你可以问我一个。
”他假装想了一会,然后说,“告诉我,如果你卖彩票中了一百万美元,你想做什么?”“哦,这是个简单的问题,”老妇人说,“我会把大部分给你,医生,因为这些年你对我特别好,医生!”但是这个医生已经躺在地上了。
他因震惊而死。
4、邮递员的问题程达是个邮递员。
每周有五天他要穿梭在村庄间送信。
他认识每个人,每个人都认识他。
“程达来啦,”孩子们叫道,他们的父母来到了房门前。
每个人喜欢程达,当然每个人尤其喜欢的是收到信。
“今天你有东西,”程达会这样说,然后他跳下自行车,把一封信或一个包裹从包里拿出来。
或者他会说“抱歉,今天你没有东西。
”然后继续向前骑。
甚至狗了解也喜欢程达,虽然他们会对陌生人叫,但从来不对他叫。
除了一条狗。
它的主人,林太太,还没在这个村庄住几星期。
每时这条狗看见程达,它就会开始对他叫。
当他来到林太太的家时,程达骑的更快了。
她从来没有信,所以他不用停下来。
然后有一天,有她一封信。
程达在离林太太家还有一段距离时就停下来。
狗开始叫了,林太太到了门前。
“有你封信!”程达叫道。
“你为什么不能送过来给我?”林太太回叫道。
“你的狗呢?”程达说,“我可不想让它咬我。
”林太太笑了。
“不用怕,”她说“每个人都知道这句老话:爱叫的狗从不咬人。
”“你知道这句老话,我也知道,”程达说“但是你怎么知道你的狗知道这句老话?”5、事故王和梁在一个建筑队工作。
当这个故事发生时他们正在一幢大楼里工作。
他们的工作是捡起所有垃圾,放进独轮推车里送到垃圾场。
这个工作不难,但有点危险。
人们在上面工作,他们必须在下面走动。
有时人们会弄掉了他们的工具。
然后工具从很多英尺高的楼顶掉下来。
一天早上正当王推着独轮车走向垃圾场时,一个声音叫道“小心!”但是王没有注意。
他向上看了一眼,正在这时,一把锯子从楼顶掉了下来。
锯子从他头旁落下,切掉了他的一只耳朵。
他立刻用手捂着耳朵,叫道,“我的耳朵。
救命!救命!”梁跑过去帮助他的朋友。
“找找我的耳朵,”王告诉他,“它掉在地上。
”当王用一块手帕在头上止血时,梁在到处找这只丢失的耳朵。
最后他在地上找到了一只耳朵。
他把它捡起来拿给王。
“给你,”他说,“我找到了。
”王看着它。
“不,这不是我的耳朵,”他说,“我的耳朵后面夹有一根香烟。
”6、多功能的温度计李成结婚时,岳母过来和他们一起居住。
岳母可不是容易相处的人,她总是在不停的唠叨,从来没有要停止说话的迹象。
李成爱他的妻子,可是岳母使他的日子变得很难过。
糟糕的是,他的妻子毫不理会李成的抱怨。
她说:“她是我妈,我必须尊重她,你也一样”。
几个月过去了,李成越来越不开心。
他想:要是有什么办法能让岳母不再唠叨该有多好!有一天岳母病了,她唠叨着:好热啊,好冷啊,腿疼啊,头疼啊。
她吃不下,她睡不好。
最捂,李成让人请来了大夫。
大夫来了,做了检查,把一支温度计放进岳母的嘴里,说:“安静,不要张嘴。
”李成吃惊地看到岳母躺在床上,不再说话。
自从结婚以来,他第一次听不到岳母的声音.他走近大夫,指着温度计在大夫旁耳语。
“你这个温度计卖多少钱?”7、意料之外的爱好金峰住在乡下,但是有一年她决定到首都去购物,看风景。
她住在一家离中心市场很近的一家宾馆里。
她之前很少来到大城市,所以对于她看到的东西都很兴奋。
在她到达的第一个早上,像往常一样她从宾馆走到市场,她经过了一个乞丐。
他正拿着一个写着:“先天性失明,请慷慨施舍。
”金峰对乞丐感到同情,她弯下身,在他的碗里放了1美元硬币。
“谢谢,”他说。
然而,第三天,金峰没有1美元硬币了。
她只有五十美分,所以她把这枚硬币放进了乞丐的碗里。
“我做错了什么?”乞丐说,“你为什么你今天那么小气?”金峰对乞丐说的话十分吃惊。
“你怎么知道我没给你1美元?”她说,“如果你是瞎子,你不知道我在碗里放了什么硬币。
”“啊,”乞丐解释道,“其实我没有失明。
我仅仅是为经常在这的乞丐照看摊位的,他去度假去了。
”“度假?”,金峰叫道,“那么,你的盲人朋友在度假时做什么?”“他去乡村了,”这个人说,“去拍照,他是个不错的摄影师。
”8、三个愿望三个探险家,一个英国人,一个美国人,一个澳大利亚人在热带丛林里迷路了。
六个月前他们离家去热带丛林探险,并迷路了。
他们已经没有食物了。
他们身体很虚弱,并且生了病。
他们知道如果不能尽快找到一个村庄,他们就会死亡。
然而,在一个晚上,一个热带丛林的精灵来探望他们。
“我是这个热带丛林的精灵,”它说,“我很同情你们。
你们可以有三个愿望。
”“你的意思是说每人三个愿望,还是我们一共三个愿望?”美国探险家问。
“我会给你们每个人一个愿望。
”热带丛林精灵说。
英国探险家非常绅士,他对美国探险家和澳大利亚探险家说“请,您们先许愿。
”澳大利亚探险家,几乎和英国探险家是同样绅士,“请,您们先许愿。
”“好吧,”这个英国人说。
“我不用考虑了,我准确地知道想要什么。
我希望可以回家,和我的妻子和家庭在一起。
”他马上消失了。
“太好了。
”澳大利亚探险家说,“我的愿望很类似的。
我要回到澳大利亚。
”他马上也消失了。
美国人独自留在这里。
“你的愿望是什么?”热带丛林精灵问他。
“这两个探险家是好人,”美国探险家说。
“我们成为了亲密的朋友。
实话告诉你吧,如果没有他们我会感到很孤独。
我希望他们再次回到这里。
”9、颈子疼埃里克在一个农场工作了好多年,但是后来他的叔叔死了,把他在城市里的公司留给了他。
埃里克离开了农场去城市工作了。
他在人生中的第一次穿着像一个商人。
他叔叔穿的衣服尺码和他差不多,所以他穿上了他的衣服。
但是城市生活对于埃里克来说并不好,因为几天后他的颈部开始疼痛。
以前他的颈部从来没有痛过,所以他十分担心。
颈部的疼痛一天天厉害起来,最后他去看医生。
他脱光衣服,医生检查了他。
当检查结束后,医生叫他坐下。
“我要告诉你一个非常坏的消息,”他说,“你只有六个月的时间了。
过一段美好的时光吧。
尽量享受吧。
”埃里克接受了医生的建议。
他把叔叔的公司卖了,然后决定去环游世界。
但首先他得为自己买一些漂亮的衣服。
他去这个城市最贵的裁缝店。
“我要一打你们最好的衬衣。
”他说。
“当然可以,先生。
我要量下你的尺码。
”这个裁缝师测量了埃里克,然后记下了尺码。
埃里克看见他写的颈部尺码是16码。
“你弄错了,”他告诉他,“我颈部的尺码是14码。
我所有的衬衣都是14码。
”“不,先生,”裁缝师说,“你穿着的可能是14码,但是你颈部尺码是16码。
如果你继续穿14码的衬衣,迟早你的颈部会很疼痛。
”10.安全赌注快7点时,一个人走进酒吧,点了一杯饮料,然后转过身看电视。
7点钟时新闻开始了。
电视里放一个短片,有个人站在楼顶,他看着底下的人群。
地面上,有一个警察拿着扩音器,试图劝说他不要跳楼。
“让我们一起来谈谈你的问题,”这个警察正说着“也许我们可以帮助你。
”这个人转向酒吧侍者说,“我和你赌100美元,赌他不会跳下去。
”酒吧侍者看着他。
“如果他跳下去你就给我100美元?是为样吗?”“是的。
我认为他不会跳下去。
”酒吧侍者笑了,“好的,我和你赌。
”这个人转向电视机,认真地看着。
然而,酒吧侍者看起来好像并不很感兴趣。
他继续洗洗杯子,为其他顾客服务。
然后,大约五分钟后,楼顶上的那个人从屋顶跳下去,摔在了地上。
在酒吧里的这个人转向酒吧侍者。
“他跳了,”他说,“你赢了。
”他拿出100美元给这个酒吧侍者,但是酒吧侍者不要。
“我不能要你的钱。
”他说,“我知道我不会输。
这个事件在6点就播放过。
我看见他跳了。
”“是的,我也看了。
”这个人说,“但是我想他不会把这种傻事做两次。
”11.飘扬的旗子史提芬·何和弗兰克·王想要成为英雄。
“我要让人们在历史书中读到我们的故事。