高中英语BeaGoodLover课堂活动表演剧本素材

真命天女A:你们都知道，我已经不小了，我已经25岁了哎呀在过去的25年里面，我白白浪费了25 ，我一直都没有碰到我的真命天女，我一直都没有女朋友，我活着还有什么意义，我活着还有什么意义，我要自杀You know, I have no, I am 25 years old, in the past 25 years, I have wasted 25 years, I have not met my destiny, I have no girlfriend all the time, what's the meaning that I live here, what's the meaning that I live here, I want to commit suicideB:哎呀OhA:你谁呀，干什么的你怎么进来了啊Who are you, what are you doing why do you come inB:为什么要轻生呢Why do you want to commit suicideA:你干啥的为什么你要管我呀What you are doing Why do you tube meB:我当然管得了你啊Of course I do to youA:你谁啊Who are youB:我是月老I am the matchmakerA:哦你是月老是吧你就是月老是不是 (打人)Oh you are right you are matchmaker matchmaker Is it right?B:别动手不带急眼的那个有话慢慢说你说怎么了你Don't be angry don't be angrt That ,say slowly You say ,what's upA:我25年了我都没有女朋友为什么我25年了我都没有女朋友你为什么不给我整个对象I am 25 years I have no girlfriend why I for 25 years I have no girlfriend why don't you give me a girlfriendB:说实话多大实话To tell you the truth many truthA:28 唉唉32 虚岁虚岁28 ar 32 nominal ageB:我给每个人都安排了属于他们自己的姻缘，你也不例外I have arranged their marriage to everyone, and you are no exception A:那我没有啊I do not ahB:肯定有，每个人都有，不信你看Sure, everyone has, if you do not believe, you can see(一对情侣走过)A:嗯真甜蜜Oh so sweetB:你看每个人都有，而且姻缘是能看得见的Do you think everyone has, but marriage is a visibleA:我看不见啊I can't seeB:我帮你好看吧I help you OK seeA:我什么都看见了吗What I seeB:这回可以看见姻缘了This can be seen in marriageA:真看见了他们身上有红绳I saw a red rope themB:当然了这就是他们的姻缘Of course this is their marriageA:但红绳没绑在一起啊But the red rope is not tied togetherC:哎呀你天天别总靠我Oh you don't always rely on meD:我天天我这样我怎么了I have been this day and day what’s upC:你看哪个男的天天靠着一个女的You see that man every day with a womanD:那我平时就这样啊I usually like thisC:那不行我喜欢男人一点的Done be this I love a manD:你看我多男人啊我哪不男人啊You see how man I am ,am I no mamC:那只能说明咱俩理解不同不行了分了吧It only shows that our understanding of different not divideD:分啥啊不能分手（女走男追）why divided it ,it can not break upB:红绳没有系在一起说明他们有缘无分The red line not tied together it prove thatthere isn't a marginA:别说了那个男的是有点Don't say that man is a littleB:所以说如果连在一起的就是有缘有份你像这一对（走过来一对情侣）一看就是百年好合So there is a margin if together with you , just like this pair That is a harmonious union lasting a hundred yearsA:他们就在这气我呢是不是他们刚才这么了一下They have made me angry. Is it right? They done this just onceB:人家自己终成眷属你看每一个人都有红绳你也不例外一定有Others get married . you see, everyone has a red rope and you are no exception,you must have itA:我没有红绳I have no red ropeB:你仔细找找You look for it carefullyA:我肯定Yes, I'm sureB:你找吧You find itB:你上里面掏什么玩意啊Why do you find it in your pants? A我没有红绳啊I have no red ropeB:肯定有Must have itA:我真没有I really don't have itB:不能啊Can not ahA:我有没有，我自己不知道吗？I have not, do not I know?B:哎呀OhA:怎么了What's upB:是不是我给疏忽了？我给忘了啊Is it my negligence? I forgot it A:你给忘了是不是？You forgot Is it right??B:可能是MaybeA:你给忘了是不是（揪发要打人）You forgot, Is it right?B:不是不是Not notB:别急眼，不带急眼的，别动怒啊，没事啊，那什么，忘了不怕，我可以给你弥补，弥补这个过失Don't be angry, not angry, not angry ah, nothing, forgetting it is nothing, I can make up it, make up for the negligenceA:你有解决的办法吗？Do you have any solutions?B:当然啊，我给你找，我现给你安排一个不就完了吗Yeah, I'll find for you, I now arrange one for you OK?A:可以可以OKB:你别动啊You don't moveA:找个好看的Find a good oneB:没问题有了有了就这根（牵进一根红绳）No problem OK the root (pull into a red rope)A:等会儿等会儿，别闹，说来就来了啊Wait wait, come on, Said to come?B:我跟你说，幸福来的往往比较突然呐I say to you, happiness often comes suddenlyA:这么快就有个姑娘了啊，哎呀妈呀So soon there is a girl , oh my GodB:抓牢，抓牢了做好准备啊属于你的幸福Hold on, hold on. Prepare for your own happinessA:来吧（拉绳）Come (rope)B:哎呀，怎么样？Oh . How's it going?A:好GoodB:是挺好(剪绳女走)YesA:你干什么呢？What are you doing now?B:不是不是，那个，是这样的No, that, that isA:你给我剪了干啥，她走了，她走了（着急）Why you cut it off , she's gone, she's goneB:没事儿没事儿，因为什么呢，我刚瞅了一眼，可能过于漂亮，过于漂亮给剪的，不能是你的Okay okay, because I just glanced at her, may be too beautiful,it's beautiful so that I cut it off, it can't be yoursA:过于漂亮你给剪的（打人）It's beautiful so that you cut it offB:我再给你安排一个I'll give you oneA:你懂我You understand meB:对YesA:我喜欢可爱的I like the lovelyB:对对对OKtB:漂亮不能是你的，我再给你安排一个，好不好Beautiful is not for you, I'll give you one, OK?A:赶紧的吧，你赶紧安排（抓住手，抢剪刀）Hurry, you hurriedly arrangedB:这是我的This is mineA:松手，揍你，快去啊Let go, beat you, go quicklyB:月老都敢打，这家伙脾气太大了啊They dare to play matchmaker, this guy was too bigB:这个好，这个你肯定满意This is good, this you must be satisfiedA:真的假的？Really?B:咱们一起拉好吗？Let's pull?A:走走走，起开Go go go, go awayB:可好看了A good-lookingA:哎呀，我们以后就得过一辈子了，初次见面请多关照，那个我叫（女剪断红绳，拉另一端）Oh, we have a lifetime, please take care of the initial meeting, that I called B:她咋给我剪了why did she cut me offA她给你剪了还有一个人（出来一个人，看到了，剪断了红绳）She cut you off there is a personB:我跟你说，这可是真爱，搞基才是真爱I tell you, this is true love,gay is true love .A:别别别不要啊Don't NoB:没事儿没事儿，醒醒Okay okay, wake upA:我的初吻还在吗？Is my first kiss here?B:在在在YesA:吓死我了Scared the shit out of meB:那么油腻，别人也不会要So greasy, others will not acceptA:口味怎么这么重啊，吓死我了The taste is so heavy, I was scared to deathB:我以为是真爱来了呢I think that love is hereA:你到底有没有正经事啊Did you workB:有有有YesA:我跟你闹着玩是吧I'm just messing with youB:是这样的，我们这个缘分神仙界讲究再一再二不再三，这个肯定有This is it, we stress the fate then again two not three in God celestial, it must have A:你能不能把我真真切切的缘分给我拿过来Can you take me the true fateB:这个是真真切切，别动啊This is true, don't moveB:哎呀，太带劲了这个 XXX是你吗，你是叫XXX吗Oh, too. The XXX is for you, your name is XXXA:是我是我Yes I amB:你的，绝对错不了，你的缘分，刚才我替你看了一眼，哎呀，长得老漂亮了，跟徐若瑄似的Your, it must be your fate,it can't be wrong. I just give you a look, oh, she is too beautiful, with Vivian Hsu likeB:来了ComingA:瑄瑄，瑄瑄哎呀Xuan Xuan, Xuan Xuan ohA:我刀呢where is my knifeA:我先剪了她，一会儿再剪你，月老啊，给我闹，是不是I'll cut her, then cut your ,matchmaker, give me trouble, Is it right?A:哎呀（剪绳）呦调皮Oh you are naughtyB:告诉你是真爱I tell you that it is true loveA跟我调皮是不是，我告诉你，大家不合适，不要再拉我手是几个意思啊，还动手了干什么干什么You are naughty Is it right?, I told you, we aren't suitable , don't pull my hand , what's your meaning? Act also,what are you doing?E:XXX，这是命啊XXX, this is lifeA:救命啊HelpB:缘分有的时候就是这样，妙不可言This yi the fate sometimes, too wonderful for words。

英语戏剧——爱情公寓之二（现场有唐悠悠，关谷神奇，曾小贤，吕子乔，张伟五人围坐在一起，曾小贤，吕子乔，张伟狂笑。

）吕：关谷，我跟你说啊。

（哈哈大笑状）[关谷,let me tell you~~]关谷：你们到底要跟我说什么！（不耐烦状）[what do you want to tell me?]曾：好好好，我来说。

就是...(又爆笑)[well,i tell you ,it’s~~~~]关谷：我已经在这里坐了10分钟了，你们一直笑，什么都还没说。

（愤怒状）[I had already sat 10 minutes in here, you have smiled, are assorted had not said.] 唐：对啊，你们有什么好高兴的快说啊。

要不，张伟你说。

[Right, you had anything happy to say quickly well. Or, Zhang Wei you said.]张：我们今天晚上...[We tonight…]曾和吕：扮鬼吓了胡一菲（又狂笑）[we Played the role of the ghost to frighten 胡一菲]张：不是让我说吗？（不爽状）[Was not lets me say?]唐：难道你们不怕她报复？[Didn't you fear that she retaliates?]吕：切，怕什么啊[ 切fears anything]曾：对啊，难道我们会怕她？[Right, we will fear her?]张：就是说啊[of course]（关谷和唐做惊悚状，指着其他三人背后，此时胡一菲上场。

三人回头一看，看见是胡，吓得一起向后猛跳一步）。

胡：我很佩服你们居然有向我挑战的勇气，虽然你们的把戏太弱智了一点。

不过我还是很高兴。

可是，游戏既然开始了，就千万~~别停下来。

[I admire you to have the courage which unexpectedly very much challenges to me, althougha your acrobatics too retarded point. However I am very happy. But, game, since started, surely ~~ do not stop down.]吕：你说了这么多，我还是不明白。

A boy and his treea long ago,there was a huge apple tree. a little boy love to come and play around it everyday.he climbed to the tree top,ate the apples,took a nap under the shadow…he loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him.time went by…the li ttle boy had grown up and he no longer played around the tree everyday.one day,the boy came back to the tree and he looked."come and play with me ,"the tree asked the boy ."i am no longer a kid, i don't play around trees anymore."the boy replied,"i want toys.i need money to buy them.""sorry,but i don't have money…but you can pick all my apples and sell them.so,you will have money."the boy was so excited .he grabbed all the apples on the tree and left happily.the boy never came back after he picked the apples.the tree was sad.one day,the boy returned and the tree was so excited."come and play with me ,"the tree said."i don't have time to play.i have to work for my family.we need a house for shelter.can you help me?""sorry,but i don't have a house .but you can chop off my branches to build your house."so the boy cut all the branches of the tree and left happily.the tree was glad to see him happy but the boy never came back since then.the tree was again lonely and sad.one hot summer day,the boy returned and the tree was delighted."come and play with me !"the tree said."i am sad and getting old.iwant to go sailing to relax myself.can you give a boat?""use my truck to build your boat.you can sail faraway and be happy."so the boy cut the tree truck to make a boat .he went sailing and never showed up for a long time.finally, the boy returned after he left for so many years."sorry,my boy.but i don't have anything for you anymore.no more apples for for you…“the tree said."i don't have teeth to bite."the boy replied."no more truck foe you to climb on.""i am too old for that now."the boy said."i really can give you anything…the only thing left is my dying roots."the tree said with tears."i don't need much now,just a place to rest.i am tired after all these year" the boy replied."good!old tree roots is the best place to lean on and rest. come,come sit down with me and rest."theboy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled with tears……this is a story of everyone. the tree is our parent. when we were young, we loved to play with mom and dad……when we grown up, we left them…only came to them when we need something or when we are in trouble.no matter what,parents will alway be there and give everything they could to make you happy.you may think the boy is cruel to the tree but that how all of us are treating our parent.time is too slow for those who wait,too swiftfor those who fear,too long for those who grieve,too short for those who rejoice,but for those who love,time is eternity.。

五人英语短剧剧本-The Lost Youth(迷失的青春)这是一个五人英语短剧剧本，剧本简短，但是情节生动！人物:Jack Sean Kevin Claire Kiki--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene I(In the classroom)Sean Hi! How are youKevin Bad! Really bad!Sean Do you want to try something to make you feel happyKevin OK! Do you have any ideasSean I know a pub which is popular.Kevin Oh! Sounds great!Sean Hm! Let’s go right now.Sean You looked so blue recently. I have something good. It can make you feel high. Kevin If I take that, how will I feelSean You will forget everything that bothers you, and you will feel so carefree. Kevin Won’t there be dangerSean Trust me! I can sell drugs to you if you want to try some!Kevin But…but I have no money.Sean Don’t worry! You can be a drug dealer. It’s a good business.Kevin Hm…But…Sean Take it easy. Let’s take some drugs to make us happy tonight!Kevin OK…(Sean and Kevin go to the pub)Kevin Oh! So relaxing! Do you have any extra drugsSean No, but we can earn money by selling drugs, and use the money to buy more. Kevin Really It’s a good idea.Sean That’s right. But I don’t know who I can sell to.Kevin It’s a big problem.Sean Oh! I have an idea! I have two friends. Maybe they will buy them.Kevin Hm…Let’s try.Sean Let me call my friends.Kevin I can lend you my cell-phone.(On the phone)Sean Hey! This is Sean, Where are youKiki I’m in the dormitory.Sean I want to show you something wonderful.Kiki WhatSean I can’t tell you now. It’s a secret. Come and I’ll show you.Kiki Let me think.Sean I’ll wait for you. Don’t hesitate. Hurry up! Bye!(Sean turns off the phone)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene Ⅱ(Kiki and Claire are in the dormitory.)Kiki Sean called me!Claire What happenedKiki They went to a pub. It is noisy there.Claire Oh! Pub. I always hear bad news about pubs from TV.Kiki Yes, me too. I don’t know what they are doing there. Sean tells me he wants to show something to us.C laire What What’s thatKiki I don’t know. He said it’s a secret.Claire It’s very strange.Kiki Claire, I have a bad feeling, they might be doing something illegal. They might be using drugs. Claire Oh! I don’t believe it.Kiki I’m just guessing.Claire But maybe it’s true.Kiki If they take drugs, they will get addicted. They might take drugs again and again.Claire And they will spend a lot of money on buying drugs.Kiki What will they do if they do not have moneyClaire They might rob a bank.Kiki If they rob a bank…Claire They will be arrested.Kiki If they are arrested…Claire Their parents will be very sad, and we will lose two good friends.Kiki I can’t imagine how serious it will be.Claire Me, either.Kiki So… we should go find them, and tell them how serious it is.Claire Wait… It’s all our imagination. Maybe they just go to the pub to make friends with b eautiful girls. And I think it’s dangerous for us to go to the pub by ourselves.Kiki Oh! I don’t know. We won’t understand what’s going on unless we are there. Maybe they are… in a dangerous situation.Claire Mm…, I am also worried.Kiki Okay! I think we should go there to see what’s going on there. If they are safe, we can come back quickly. If they do something they shouldn’t do, we’ll bring them back. Don’t leave them there.Claire Okay! Let’s go.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene III(Sean, Kevin, Kiki and Clair in a pub)Sean Hello! Let’s relax all night.Kiki What are you doing now You are taking pills.Kevin You are over reacted. Don’t worry.Cl aire I think it’s so dangerous. Kiki, let’s go right now.Kiki That’s right, I also feel scared.Claire Me too.(Kiki and Clair got out of the pub)Kevin Oh! They are gone.Sean Don’t worry about it. Let’s go on relaxing.(Bi! A lot of policemen enter the pub.)Police Freeze!Sean Oh! Terrible things happened.Police You are taking illegal drugs.Sean They are not dangerous. They make me comfortable.Police Don’t you know the drugs will destroy your healthSean Really! But I didn’t feel bad or sick.Police Drugs create hallucination for people who take them. If you try once, you will be addicted to them. Without them, you will be sick and sometimes you will even hurt yourself. It’s not a smart thing to do.Kevin I really feel unhappy at school. I usually got bad grades. My mother always criticizes me. My girlfriend broke up with me last month. (Crying………)Police I really sympathize at you, but you can do something healthier to help you feel good about yourself, like doing sports, or traveling. They are good for both your body and mind.Sean Sorry. I made a mistake. I shouldn’t sell drugs for my friends.Police It is not too late to quit using. And you can start a new life.Kevin It’s really a bad experience in my life. I wouldn’t take drugs anymore. I shouldn’t run away from my problems.Sean I feel the same way as you do.Police Go to the police station with me. (Sean and Kevin are arrested.)4人-6人英语话剧剧本Be a Good LoverBe a Good Lover又是关于爱情的。

LOVE AT CHRISMAS EVEACT ONEV oiceover: As the financial crisis is sweeping across the world, The Santa Claus who used to be rich became so pool recently. For him, it’s doubt how tocelebrate the Christmas Eve tonight. Look, his three reindeers are walkingin front of the house. Let’s listen to what they will say.Linden: I hope to eat turkey!Scott: Oh, darling, tonight is Christmas Eve, not Thanksgiving Day. We’re stars tonight!Linden: Star? No, no, tonight the stars are those kids and that guy ----- the boss. You know, we haven’t touched meat since last Thanksgiving Day. Now, everydayeats potato, and potato and potato, I hate potato! Now anything is turkey inmy eyes.You, and you, are all turkeys.Oh, my turkey.Baker: You're crazy!Linden:I can't bear it any more, so, I plan my job hopping.Baker: You? Job hopping? Serve Obama, I believe he has never eaten a reindeer. Linden: Shut up! You fatty!Scott: Linden is right. Boss owes us so much salary, moreover, I have a big family to support. I think we should take a measure by now.We need to get a life, a classy life.Baker: But it’s due to the financial crisis.Linden: Stop!Scott: Sh~ boss is coming.ACT TOWV oiceover: The Santa Claus is coming to us. Oh, I have never seen such a pool Santa Claus. Have a look, he is so pool that only has an egg. Oh, my dear, Letme bless you in the name of Jesus.Santa Claus: Year, look into my bag. There just leaves an egg, and that’s my breakfast today. But God just made only a Santa Claus. My dear kids!Hey! Boys! Go to work, it's our day.ACT THREESanta Claus: Oh, my lady gaga!Policeman: Ser, please show me your driving license.Santa Claus: What? My driving license? But I’m, I’m just a Santa Claus.Policeman: I know, everybody can guess it through your dress. And you are a kind old man. But it’s important that, your driving license.Santa Claus: No, I’m just a simple Santa Claus.Policeman: Oh, it’s so serious.Destroy public property.What’s your name?Santa Claus: Santa Claus.Policeman: Santa Claus? Year, I know you, since I was a baby.Is the sled yours in the tree?Santa Claus: Yes.Policeman: Are you sure you haven’t had a drink?Santa Claus: Year, my mum never allow it.Policeman: OK. Very good boy. I’ll detain your sled. Tonight is Christmas Eve, you can dress up as a Santa Claus, but your sled should be parked in yourown garden, not in the tree. And, take your pets to go back home. Theywill scare kids.Happy Christmas Eve!Santa Claus: Happy Christmas Eve.ACT FOURV oiceover: The crows have broken up in the cold midnight. Santa Claus and the reindeers are walking in the street alone. They have no sleds, no food,they just have sorrow and hunger.Baker: I hate Franklin Raines!Linden: I hate all the Americans!Linden: No, it’s my fault.V oiceover: On the other side of the road. A little match-girl is also walking forward.She has no hat, no gloves, and no sweater. She just has a couple of largeslippers and a pile of matches. She stares at the chicken in theshow-window, only finding she didn’t touch any food for one day.Little match-girl: Wow~ Smell so delicious.Who needs match?Little match-girl: Ser, do you need some matches?Little match-girl: It should be so nice if I can use a stick of match from them for warmth. But my dad can’t allow me do that.Grandma, I miss you. Where you are? I remember you would giveme a warm egg every Christmas Eve in the past. You said the SantaClaus would tuck some gifts into my socks. But, I have no even apair of socks. How will the Santa Claus get in touch with me? Little match-girl: You are…Santa Claus: Year, I’m Santa Claus. Oh, my son. Why do you stay in the cold cornerby yourself in the midnight? Where are your parents?Little match-girl: I…Santa Claus: I see, I’m your grandpa.Oh, son, you must be very hungry.Little match-girl: Egg? It’s really egg?Santa Claus: Year.Little match-girl: Oh, hooray, I also got a gift from the Santa Claus!My grandpa, are you hungry, too?Santa Claus: No, no, it’s your only food.Little match-girl: No, I ----- I have an egg.Santa Claus: Thank you!The reindeers: Thanks!Santa Claus: Son, why don’t you eat it?Little match-girl: I want to save it to my mum.Santa Claus: Son, you are my good son!V oiceover: This is a lonely Christmas Eve but be full of love. How can you say a perfect Christmas Eve should be a gifts’Christmas Eve? SantaClaus also has a bad time, but a truth tells us: The one is full oflove, the one has a full life. Happy Christmas Eve! HappyChristmas!。

花木兰Aside〔旁白〕：Long time ago, there was a war in China. The natives wanted to get the land back, which had belonged to them before. However, the king of the nation didn't allow such a ridiculous thing, and the war finally broke. Unfortunately, the odds were against China. So the king decide to recruit soldiers.Unexpectedly, Mulan's father, who was old and weak, was chosen. Know that her father was not equal to the mission, Mulan decided to dress herself as a man to join the army instead of her fater.During the time in the army, she became acquainted wiht the captain, Li Shang, and she was deeply moved by his care for her. After they won th ewar, she told the truth frankly to him, and Li Shang asked the king to spare her life for disguising herself as a soldier.In time, they fell in love with each other, got married and lived happily hereafter.Scene INarrator:Long time age, ther was a war in China.....德首:Get out. The land doesn't belong to you.土酋:Your land?......Hey , he says this is his land.土酋:We just get our land back.德首:Go to hell, you barbarians.土酋:Attack!Fire! Kill them all.德首:Just wait and see. My son, Li Shang, will revenge himeself on you.路人甲:Your majesty, we are losing. What can we do?陛下:Even if the odds are against us, we must keep going on. Now, what we can do is recruit soldiers.使者:Pat.......Ouch, what are you doing? Are you Pat?Pat:Yes.使者:O.K. I am the messenger from our great general, Li Shang. This letter is confidential. Please read it carefully.Mulan:What's up? Daddy, you look so pale,Pat:Nothing....Mulan:Look!Pat:What......Mulan:My father is dying. My brother is too young. What can I do?路人甲乙丙丁:What can she do?What can I do?Voice:You can go to the army instead of your father.Mulan:But I'm a girl.Voice:Why not? You look like a man.Mulan:Right! Good idea! I can't see the reason why a girl can't be a soldier to defend her own country. Scene IINarrator:Mulan began her life in the army.報到士兵:Hey, don't cut in. Line up.士兵:Attention! This is our general, Li Shang.Li Shang:I just want you to follow three "A"s. Thell them what three "A"s.士兵:The three "A"s are "Apple, airplane, adult video."Li Shang:The three "A"s are "Action, ability, and agility."-----understand?士兵:Yes!Li Shang:Good!....Dismissed.士兵領隊:Soldiers, follow me!士兵:嘿咻.....Mulan:Ouch!士兵:Are you out of breath for running for a short time?士兵:You are a sissy boy.-------眾:Sissy boy.士兵:Look! He is so thin and so weak. How can our country depend on him? 眾:Ha, ha, ha!Li Shang:Hey, men! There is no time for you to chat!Li Shang:Are you O.K.?Mulan:I'm all right.Li Shang:Go to see the doctor and then take a rest under the tree.Mulan:He is really a good guy. I am wondering which girl will be lucky enough to marry him. 士兵:Hey! Soldiers. It's time for dinner.士兵:Oh....food! Food!---Hey, here is nothing for you. Get away!Li Shang:唉...You are inferior to others in all aspectsLi Shang:This is for you.Mulan:Thank you. Sir!Li Shang:Go and eat there.Mulan:He is really a good man. In order not to disappoint him, I'll do my best to become stronger.(士兵舉重比賽)Narrator:After being humiliated and insulted by others, she was ashamed of her weakness. So Mulan tried every way to strengthen herself. She lifted weights and did push-ups.Narrator:After a few months of hard training........羅蔔兵:Sir! Sir! Our enemies are coming back again.Li Shang:What? Those barbarians are returning? hey, soldiers! Take up your weapon and follow me. It's time to fight.兵:Fight!Mulan:Hey! Wake up! Don't sleep! Where are the other guys?羅蔔兵:They....are...fighting!Mulan:What!--Guys! Wait for me!Scene IIILi Shang:Do you still remmeber General Lee? You killed him ruthlessly. I'm his son, Li Shang.土酋:I've killed too many people. It doesn't bother me to kill one more so that you can see your father in the hell soon.Li Shang:Ha! You talk too much, you ugly barbarian. Now it is my chance to take revenge on you.土酋:You? Ha, ha, ha. impossible!Li Shang:Watch out, I'll kill you all.土酋:Oh yeah? You're still wet behind the ears. How can you bear us and kill us all? You are dreaming.Li Shang:Just wait and see if I can't. Soldiers, fire!土酋:My brave soldiers, go! Ha, ha, ha. Now you are under my control. Surrender? Li Shang:Just kill me. I'd rather die thatn surrender.Mulan:Are youall right?土酋:Do you look down uponme? Ge him! Get him now!土酋:It...it is impossible.Mulan:Li, I'm sorry.Li Shang:Why did you kiss me? Are you a gay?Mulan:No. In fact, I am a girl.Li Shang:According to the law, a woman can't be a soldier. What you have done is a big crime! Have you ever thought of that?Mulan:I know, but for my old father and young brother, I have to make such a decision.Li Shang:Hum.....I'll try to save you.陛下:My brave soldiers. Congraduations! We are brought to glorious victory by my captain, Li Shang. You deserve a good reward. Come ahead, my hero! Tell me what you want.Li Shang:I want nothing except the soldier's life. She is a girl, but she has saved us and the whole country.陛下:She is heroine. Oh, I just can't wait to see her.Li Shang:This is her. She asks for your mercy because of her violation against the law.陛下:Why should I kill her? She has beome a good example for our people. I should reward her instead of killing her.Mulan:Thank you, your majesty.Li Shang:Though this is a sudden proposal, would you mary me?Mulan:I'm so glad to hear that. But I have to go back home to ask my father first. will you go to my hometown with me?Li Shang:Of course, dear.Mulan:Let's go.Mulan:Father, I'm back.Pat:Mulan, it's really you?Mulan:Yes, it's a long time.Kid:Sis, we are missing you everyday. Mulan:Oh, my brother. You are grown up.Pat:Who is the gentleman?Mulan:This is General Li.Li Shang:Sir, can I have the honor to ask your permission to marry your daughter? Pat:Of course. When are you going to get married?Li Shang:Soon.Pat:How soon?Li Shang:How about now? 眾:Great!。

Two different good friendsSusan很苗条，Cathy很胖，她们是好朋友，不过却都羡慕对方……This story is about two good friends Cathy and Susan. Cathy is a very thin girl; on the other hand, Susan is a very heavy girl. Therefore Cathy and Susan want to change themselves.Scene I(Cathy and Susan encounter each other on a street.)Cathy: Hello, Susan. How are you?Susan: I’m not doing well.Cathy: Why not?Susan: I’m too fat. I want to lose some weights.Cathy: Really? But I want to bee fat.Susan: Are you crazy? Being fat is a terrible thing. Look at me. My abdomen looks like a swimming belt. It is so ugly.(Cathy touches Susan’s abdomen.)Cathy: But it is tender and makes me feel content.Susan: You’re so kind. Your words make me happy.Cathy: I’m serious, no kidding.Susan: God! (Touches her own forehead and sigh)Why are you not me and I am not you?(Susan seems to intend doing something.)Susan: We don’t like our figures and want to change ourselves, we can work hard together.Cathy: It sounds good. I can help you and you can help me. That’s wonderful. (Saying loudly) Susan: We begin planning right away.Cathy: Uh! Let’s go.Scene II(Firstly Cathy brings Susan to a famous store named Trust me.)Servant: Wele! Do you want to take part in our class?Cathy: Yes! We will.Servant: Ok!Susan: Why do you take me here?Cathy: I see that “Trust me, you can make it〞 mercial on TV. It looks great. So I want to trust it and help you bee thinner.Susan: Oh…! Why do you also particular in?Cathy: Because we are good friends, we should do it together. (Ha! Ha!)(After several days)Susan: Why? It’s no use to me, but you bee much thinner. (Crying)Cathy: I don’t want it, too. (Crying)(The two girls are very angry to look the servant.)Servant: It’s not my fault. (She escapes from the store.)Scene III(Later, Susan takes Cathy to McDonalds.)Cathy: McDonalds?Susan: Fast food has high calories. It is the best food to make you fat.Clerk: May I help you?Susan: I want to order four hamburgers, ten drumsticks, five french fries and two cokes. Clerk: What??Cathy: Sorry, give us a minute. (Talks to the waiter)(Cathy pulls Susan’s arm and moves to the side.)Cathy: I can’t eat all of them.Susan: The food is not just for you.Cathy: Don’t you want to be thin?Susan: Yes.Cathy: You can’t eat them, becaus e they will make you fat.Susan: But I can’t oppose the attraction.(Cathy gives Susan a look.)Susan: Let me think.(Suddenly, an angel and an evil appear.)Evil: You can eat it. Anyway, you have time to lose weight.Angel: If you eat them now, you would do the same thing next time. You will not lose any weight. Evil: Listen to me. I’m right.Angel: No, he’s wrong.(Evil begins to fight against the angel.)Susan: Enough! Go away! (Yells to the evil and the angel)Cathy: Are you OK?Susan: Uh! I decide to eat today.Cathy: OK!Susan: I want to order the same food that I ordered before.Clerk: OK! Please wait a minute.(They sit down and begin to eat.)Cathy: Um…It’s so greasy. Do I have to eat this?Susan: Yes, you must eat it. I can help you. (Susan takes food to stuff Cathy’s mouth.) Poor girl!!!Scene IV(Angel and Evil appear again.)Angel: Are you sure it’s good for her?Evil: If you don’t believe me, you could see the result later.Angel: I hope you are right.(Several weeks later, they walk along the street.)Susan: I’m so hungry. I want to eat.Cathy: I’m so full. I want to vomit.(They hug each other and cry loudly.)Cathy: I don’t want to be fat.Susan: I don’t want to be thin. (They say it at the same time.)(Angel takes the evil that is rope appears.)Angel: You use the wrong way to achieve your purposes. You need to ask a professional nutritionist.Cathy and Susan: So…! (They look at each other with some special meaning, and then catch the angel’s leg.)Cathy and Susan: You must know some shortcut to help us.Cathy and Susan: We won’t let you go until you help us. Angel: Oh, god!!(Cathy and Susan chase the angel. The evil stays there.) Evil: What has happened? (Shrug)。

Justice Is The WinnerBunny Cheng: Bunny ChenEliza Lin: DaughterCeline Tu: Reporter et AsideSano Hsieh: Small gangster [ɡæŋstə]n匪徒, 歹徒,土匪Trent Cheng: Big gangster--------------------------------------------------------------------------------SCENE IA mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ringing. And her daughter is in the school now.Mom: Hello~Caller: (A boy is crying.) Ha! Your kid is here. Do you hear his voice? If you want to save your kid, prepare the ransom. [rænsəm] n 付赎金救人，赎金Mom: Are you crazy? I don’t have a son!!! Don’t try to cheat me. Stupid guy!The mother is very angry and hung up the phone. But later… the phone is ringing again…Mom: Hello~Caller: Hello~ Are you busy now?Mom: (I recognize the voice.) You are a fraud [frɔd] n 骗子, right? Do you want to trick [trik] v 哄骗，欺骗me again? Is it fun? Don’t do such a boring thing, O.K.? I won’t believe you.Caller: Really? Listen to this.(A girl is crying on the phone, ”mom, he lp me~ help me~) Mom: Oh~ you are a good actor. This time is better but I still won’t fall into your trap [træp] v 诱骗，诱捕 to rob [rɑb] vt 抢劫，抢夺，掠夺 me of my money! If you call again, I will call the cop [kɑp] n 警察. Do you understand? (Hang up the phone more angrier.)But the voice sounds like her daughter’s and the mom is not disturbed [distə:bd] adj 扰乱. She decides to go to the elementary [elimentəri] adj 基础的，初级的，基本的，小学的 school to see her daughter. The mom got there…Mom: Eliza~Eliza: Mom~ why you are here? Are you missing me? Do you come here to pick me up? Mom: Ya~ are you happy in the school? Let’s go home. I want to tell you something on the way home.Mom tells Eliza about the phone scam and wants her to be careful from now on.SCENE IIBecause the mother didn’t believe the two gangsters really kidnapped [kidnæp] vt 诱拐，绑架，劫持 her kid, the gangsters were furious[fjuəriəs] adj 狂怒的，暴怒的. So they decided to kidnap her daughter this time.The gangsters have found the school her daughter studies in, and observed [əbzə:v] vt&vi 观察，研究 for many days. Today is the day they plan to kidnap the child.The big gangster always focuses on what he’s doing but the small gangster is usually absent-minded 心不在焉的，茫然的，恍惚的.Big gangster: Hey! Concentrate[kɔnsəntreit] vt&vi 专心于，集中注意力!! (The big gangster hit the small gangster’s head)Small gangster: Ouch! O.K. O.K.At this moment, the girl appears.Small gangster: (Check the picture.) Hey!! Buddy!! Look! Is that her?Big gangster: Ha! Ha! Ha! It’s hunting time.Small gangster: I’m so excited!! Oh~ what a beautiful girl. Just like a fair y [fɛəri] n 仙人，小仙子. My sweetheart… Buddy do you know? I feel that I get butterflies in my stomach!Big gangster: (Hitting the small gangster’s head again.) Hey! Wake up!! Stop day-dreaming. Let’s make a move!Small gangster: Oh~ my baby~ I’m coming!!Big gangster: Hey!! Lady!! Can you do me a favor?Eliza: Sure! What can I do for you?Small gangster: (Murmuring) This beautiful lady has a beautiful heart.Big gangster: Sorry. Ignore [iɡnɔ:] vt 不顾，忽视 what he said.Eliza: N ever mind!Big gangster: Thanks! I want to go to Tunghai University. Do you know how can I get there? Eliza: Oh… you should go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience [kənvi:njəns] n 方便，便利 store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.Big gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, turn right and we will see a supermarket at the end of the street. And…Eliza: No! No! No! Go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.Small gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, then turn left and go straight to the end of the street, then we can see the university.Eliza: Oh, my! No! Wrong again! You two are really a stupid guy.Big gangster: It’s too complex [kɔmpleks] adj 复杂的，难懂的. I can’t remember all the directions. I’m a foreig ner. And I have an important presentation there. Could you go with us, guide us there? Please~Eliza was confused[kənfju:zd] adj 迷乱的，糊涂的. But she is a kind person and she likes to help people.Eliza: Umm… let me think… okay!! Let’s go!Small gangster: How kind of you!! My little girl.Big gangster: Sorry. Just ignore him. Thank for your help.Eliza goes with the gangsters.In the gangsters’ car, the small gangster suddenly shows a sharp knife. And shouts, “Don’t move!” Eliza is shocked and starts screaming [skri:miŋ] adj 尖叫的，令人惊愕的，捧腹大笑的. Eliza: What are you doing?Small gangster: I’m kidnapping you!Eliza: Oh~ I am so scared [skeəd] adj 惊慌的，吓坏的.Small gangster: (Talk to the big gangster.) Did you hear that, she is scared?Big gangster: Ya~ we are professional [prəfeʃənəl] adj 职业的，专业的.Eliza: Not funny! I’m hungry. I want to go home! I want to go home!Small gangster: Shut up. Don’t be so noisy!Eliza keeps crying.Small gangster: You! Get out of the car!Big gangster: (Hit the small gangster angrily!) Idiot! I have a stupid partner. (Disappointed) Eliza: I agree! (Nod head.)Big gangster: Don’t cry baby, I give you a lollipop [lɔli:pɔp] n 棒棒糖.Eliza: Thank you. How kind of you.SCENE IIIMother is preparing dinner.Mom: Eliza! Eliza! Time for dinner! I’m hungry! Hurry up!No one answers her. And she realizes there is something wrong.Mom: Eliza, where are you? Don’t play hide and see k[si:k] vi&vt 寻找，探寻 with me! It’s not funny. I’m hungry.As the mother is finding her daughter, the phone rings.Mom: Hello~ this is Anderson. I’m busy finding my daughter. Don’t bother me!Big gangster: Are you finding your daughter? Ha! Ha! Ha… she is right here.Mom: Good job! Tell her it’s time for dinner. I’m hungry!Big gangster: Hey! You are clueless. I have already kidnapped your daughter, Eliza Anderson! Mom: Hey! Buddy! Don’t trick me!Big gangster: Sure! Listen! (The gangster takes the phone to Eliza.)Eliza: Hello! Mom! I’m here! They are so kind. They gave me a lollipop.The gangster takes the phone away.Big gangster: Do you believe me now? If you want your daughter to come back for dinner. You have to prepare the ransom of NT $ 20,000,000.Mom: Too expensive! 20% off.Big gangster: Are you buying clothes?Mom: Bargain [bɑrɡɪn] vi&vt 讨价还价 is my hobby.Big gangster: No negotiation you should bring the ransom to Tunghai Lake at 8:00 pm. And remember don’t call the cop. Or you will find your daughter in the lake.Mom: O.K. See you then!At Tunghai Lake. The gangsters and Eliza are baking fish from the lake because they are hungry. At this time, the mother is coming.Mom: Ha! (Mom shouts.)The gangsters and Eliza are shocked. And the small gangster’s fish is falling down on the floor. Small gangster: Oh,! My fish! Who’s there?Mom: It’s me, Bunny Anderson, Eliza’s mother, Anderson’s wife. Where is my daughter? Release [rɪ'lis] vt 释放，放开 my daughter.Eliza: Hi! Mom, I’m here. Do you want to come here to eat fish?Big gangster: Where is the ransom?Mom: Release my daughter first!Big gangster: Give me the ransom first!Mom: No way!And the battle begins.Mom: Justice is always the winner.Eliza: Oh~ Yeah! Mom, you win!Celine: Ha! I got it! I got it! A new…… headline [hedlain] n 新闻提要. Celine: I am at Tunghai Lake. Earlier, there was a violent fighting. A watermelon knife V.S. A B.B.Q. fork. According to the witnesses [witnis] n 目击者，证人, a mother fought with the gangsters for her daughter. And the mother won. Now, let’s interview the persons involved. Celine: Do you feel regretful? Do you feel sorry to this society?Small gangster: I……Celine: I…… I know. You are very sorry and regretful. How about you? (Turn to the big gangster.)Big gangster: None of your business. (Run to the wall.) Leave me alone.Eliza: Me! Me!Celine: What do you want to say?Eliza: Uh…My mom is so cool. She came to save me!Mom: My turn. My turn.Celine: O.K. O.K. What do you want to say after winning the fight?Mom: Well……Celine: Well, you are very happy and proud of yourself to be the winner in the battle. Mom: Yes. And the gangsters…Celine: Oh, the gangsters are very stupid and silly.Mom: Right. And they…Celine: They want to trick you, but…Mom: But… enough. I’m hungry. I want to go home with my daughter.Celine: Next time, if you receive a phone call from a scam[skæm] n 花招，欺诈，骗局 artist, here are the things you can do to avoid being tricked. First, stay clam and be skeptical[ˈskeptikəl] adj 怀疑性的，好怀疑的 about it. The caller hopes to fool you with a moving story, causing you to forget your good judgment. A little doubt can protect you. Second, verify[verifai] vt 证实，核实 the story. Call the organization to make sure the story is true. Third, report it to the police. And don’t deal with the villains [vilən] n 坏人，歹徒 on your own. One phone call will often expose [ɪkspəʊz] vt 暴露 a trap quickly. However, to tell the truth, the mother is really very brave. She is my idol偶像. I want to keep her sign. This is reporter Celine reporting from Tunghia Lake for TVAS.。

爱情公寓胡一菲Fei曾小贤Zeng关谷神奇Qi毛利Mao唐悠悠Tang热线顾客ABC吕子乔Qiao1.魔术表演Magic performanceFei: Please write a number on the card. (Qi 写下数字,倒扣在桌面上)Don’t let me see it. Now focus your thoughts, close your eyes slowly. (抓紧时间翻看桌上的卡片,早已被其他人看在眼里)OK. Now you can open your eyes. I have known the number which you thought. Because I have a skill called ‘Read minds’.(读心术)(一连串自由发挥的伪装动作后)It’s 49.Qi and Zeng: (鼓掌) Oh, this original is ‘Read minds’. Feifei Master, you have ESP.(特异功能) How powerful!!!Fei: In fact,this is a magic. We experts call it Close-range(近景) magic. Although you are close to me, you couldn’t understand the truth. Because I am too fast! (闪亮的眼神)Qi: (郁闷的眼神) So fast.Zeng: Very fast.Qi: Er, I know a man called Maoli, he is my idol, a fantanstic ‘Read minds’ master, I can invite him here one day.2.毛利大师的到来Maoli Master is comingQi: Please in.Mao: Wow, what a big room!Tang: Oh,you are the mysterious(神秘的) man, aren’t you?(激动地握住毛利大师的手)Mao: Hi, beautiful girl, I’ll give you a present.(变变变出something)Tang: Wow, thank you.(毛利大师转过身对关谷)Mao: Why do you call me to come here?Qi: Hey hey, guess.Mao: Ah~(惊讶状态)Qi: I know you have undertstood me.Mao: Why do you know I have understood you? I don’t know what I should understand.Qi: Ha~ha, I know you know others didn’t know you have understood. But I have ever seen your performance, you ought to know I know you have understood.Mao: I really couldn’t understand you! I know others didn’t know I have understood, I only want to know, you said I have known, what did you know?Qi: Ha ha ha ha ha, you have known.(注释:我知道你知道的; 你怎么知道我知道,我都不知道我应该知道什么; 哈哈,我知道你知道别人不知道你知道,但是我曾经看过你的表演,你应该知道我知道你知道;我真的不知道你在说什么,我知道别人不知道我知道,我只想知道,你说我知道,你知道些什么;啊哈哈哈哈,你知道的.)Tang: Mao Master, didn’t he tell you why he invite you?Mao: I have asked.(切换镜头到毛利大师来公寓之前)Mao: Where will we go?Qi不语,干笑Mao: What would you want me to do?Qi不语,干笑Mao: (担忧害怕) I am decent entertainer(正经的艺人). I only sell art not sell body.Qi不语,干笑Mao: (鸟语)&%$#*@^^>> @#&%%*(……@#--$^&?呀咩嗲@#$!!!Qi 不语,干笑(Mao 极其惊悚态)3.餐厅的对话Dialogue in restaurantsQiao: Xiao yima, what would you like to eat today?Tang: (腼腆) Casual.(随便)Qiao: Would you like to eat hot pot?Tang: No, hot pot does harm to my face.Qiao: And what about Sichuan food?Tang: We have just eaten Sichuan food yesterday, and…Qiao: We can eat seafood, can’t we?Tang: Seafood is bad for our bodies, I will get stomachache.Qiao: Er… What would you like to eat,? You decide.Tang: (腼腆的微笑)Casual.Qiao: And we go out to do something fanny first, OK?Tang: Anything is OK.Qiao: How about watching movie? We haven’t seen movie for long time.Tang: No~ Watching movie waste our a lot of time.Qiao: Er…What about doing sports? Let’s playing Bowling?Tang: I don’t like. The weather is so fine, we ought to doing something more interesting. Qiao: We drink some coffe?Tang: Coffe can make me active, I will not sleep well.Qiao: (烦恼) What do you want to do?Tang: (迷人的微笑)Anything is OK.Qiao: We go home together?Tang: (秒杀人的微笑) If you like, I will follow you.Qiao: We go by bus. I’m with you.Tang: I don’t like taking bus, so crowded.Qiao: We go by taxi?Tang: It’s too expensive to take it for few distance.Qiao: We go on foot?Tang: We eat nothing, and I feel a little tired…Qiao: Oh, what would you like to do!!!Tang: Anything you like, I will follow you~Qiao; We have dinner first.Tang: Casual.Qiao: What shall we eat?Qiao: (善解人意的微笑) Anything is OK.(Qiao扭曲的笑容)4.曾小贤广播室Zeng is in his studioZeng: Welcome to listen, the moon stand my heart. Good man is me, my name is Zeng xiaoxian. Next is your time, a prize competition, today’s topic is about history, (ling ling ling电话响,Zeng 接起电话) Wei, nihao, how to call you?A: My family name is Lee.Zeng: Mr.Lee, please listen the title,Accroding to historical records, Huangtaiji’s death is died suddenly(暴毙), but it usually be considered as assassinate(暗杀). What do you think…A: Oh,no. What a difficult problem!! How do I know the answer, I am nor the murder, I do not kill Huangtaiji!!Zeng: I believe you are innocent(无辜的). Thank you very much.(ling ling ling 电话响,Zeng 再次接起电话)Zeng: Wei, nihao, how to call you?B: My family name is Wang.Zeng: Oh, hello~Ms.Wang. Listen carefully,Eastern Han and Western Han, which one is the ahead?B: Eastern Han.Zeng: (挑了挑眉) Could you tell us why you choose the answer?B: Because… Dongnanxibei~ East is the firt one.Zeng: (尴尬) OK, thanks, but the right answer is Western. See you…(ling ling ling电话响,应该是最后一个了吧= =)C: Wei, nihao.Zeng: Wow, that is a girl whose voice is very sweet. How to call you?C: Wei^ wei ^wei…Zeng: Madam, I just ask you how to call you.C: Wei,^wei wei^ wei…Zeng: Madam, can you hear me?C: OK. My family name is Wei~（Zeng 冷汗状态）。