成长的烦恼6季剧本(中英对照)a001

Growing Pains 201Jason and the Cruisers V2.0Carol: We need the TV, Mike.Mike: Can’t you see I'm in the middle of a show here.Carol: Yeah, well, I got a better show. Mom took all the old movies and put them on tapes so that we can see them.Mike: Why?Jason: Well, this ought to be fun.Maggie: Hurry up, Ben.Jason: Front row.Mike: Dad, you are embarrassing me.Jason: What? You're not excited about seeing yourself in diapers with drool running down your chin?Carol: He can just look in the mirror to see that.Maggie: Oh, Mike was such a cute little baby.Mike: Alright. Look, I have to go to study, OK?Jason: What’s the matter, there's a full moon?Mike: Yeah, I am really very sorry I'm going to miss out on all this family fun. Gee I do really love it too. You know when we pal around like this. But hey, I have to stu....Jason: your mother has gone to a lot of trouble putting these films on tapeMaggie: It's OK. If he doesn’t want to see them.Jason: He does.Mike: Dad, you are suggesting that I shouldn’t study?Jason: Yes, I am. Mike, I think you are spending far too much time studying and too littletime staring blankly at the TV.Carol: Ben, we are not waiting for you, your tape is first.Ben: Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go!Maggie: Ben, you just ate a full dinner.Ben: This is not for me, this is for my family who I love.Carol: Here we go!Ben: Hey. You said the first tape was me, this is Mike.Ben: Gee, Mike, you sure look like a lady.Mike: Guy alright, I’m staying. All right, and the least you could do is put off my humiliation until he's asleep.Jason: Well, this sure cuts into my fun., and how about you, Maggie?Maggie: Yes, humiliating Mike was one reason I had these movies transferred. But if he'll stopmake snide comments and join in the fun by playing a little background music, just so 5 years of piano lessons don’t go down the drain.Mike: All right, look, I know this family fun is going to kill me.Carol: This is my tape.Mike: She’s a maniac, maniac I know. As she's dancing like she’s never danc ed before. Carol: I'm not playing this while he’s here.Jason: can you guys be a little bit mature and just let a tape play?Carol: what is this? Who is this?Maggie: I bet you even forgot you had these.Mike: hey, dad you never told us you had a brother who was a geek.Ben: That’s dad, he’s the geek.Mike: Oh, come on , after all mom went to a lot of trouble putting all these movies on tape. Maggie: Ok, if he doesn’t want to see them, that’s OK.Jason: Oh, Maggie, I want to see my tape, yes.Ben: Hi, I kno w, let’s watch my tape.Jason: Oh, no, no. I will be proud to show my tape.Mike: YeahJason: Thank you, Mike.Carol: This is the far out group you led in college?Jason: That’s us---the Wild Hots.Maggie: Come on guys, that was the perfect name. They were wild and they were hot. Mike: and they were all babies.Carol: You were on TV?Jason: Yes, the rock and roll talents which we were the state finalist from Road Island. Maggie: I still remember my dad’s reaction when you came to pick me up in that costume. He said you look like a vietcong.Jason: Yeah, I was younger than him like we were.Maggie: He was the same age you are now.Jason: No.Maggie: Yes.Jason: Really?Maggie: Really.Jason: No. He was pushing forty odd...Carol: Ah, they're doing the twist.Jason: Well, I think we're low on popcorn and I’ll get a little more.Maggie: Oh, honey, I’m sorry.Mike: Alright, I'm out of hereBen: Hey, I know. Let’s watch my tape.Carol: Ben, the party is over.Ben: Ah….Maggie: You are very quiet tonight. In fact, you are so quiet it's like you are not even here. Jason, honey I was talking to you.Jason: Sorry.Maggie: I think seeing yourself that young has made you feel a little old.Jason: Old? Ha!Maggie: In fact I would guess you were in that bathroom staring in the mirror probably looking for gray hairs.Jason: well, you couldn’t be more wrong. I'm hardly the kind of guy who goes looking for gray hairs.Maggie: I’m sorry, you are right. That’s ridiculous. Of course you weren't looking for gray hairs.Jason: I’m a young man.Maggie: Ok, I’m sorry. It's just that you’ve never been so sensitive about your age before. Jason: I’m not now, either. Even know as you pointed out, I am the same age as your parents were when we met , which is not even true because your dad was six months older.Ben: Bye, mom.Maggie: Ben, where are you going?Ben: Stinkey’s, I told dad.Maggie: Ben!Ben: Mom.Maggie: I’m glad you told your father that you were going to Stinkey’s. but your father doesn’t know that I wanted you to clean your r oom this morning.Ben: But mom I promised Stinkey he could see the tape of dad looking funny.Maggie: No, absolutely not.Ben: Then I don’t get to see the pictures of Stinkey’s mom before she got fat.Maggie: Ben, go to your room and don't come out until it's clean.Mike: See you later mom. I'm going to go over to the school yard and shoot some hoops. Ok? Maggie: OK. Hoops? Mike, wait.Mike: No, my room’s already cleaned mom.Maggie: No.Mike: No my clean clothes are in the drawer and my dirty clothes are in hand.Maggie: No, Mike, that’s not what I want to talk about.Mike: You mean I did all that for nothing?Maggie: Mike, I want to ask you a favor.Mike: What?Maggie: you see after watching all those old movies last night, well your father started feeling old.Mike: Well he is.Maggie: No, I mean old as in out of it, over the hill.Mike: Yeah.Maggie: Michel please, I want you to help me make your father feel a little younger. Is that so hard for you to understand?Mike: hey, mom. How can he feel old when he's married to a young fox like you?Maggie: Oh, Michel, would you please play a little basketball with your dad? And..Mike: Throw the game?Maggie: Well.Mike: Take a dive.Maggie: Yeah.Mike: and no one will know about it.Maggie: Right.Mike: OK. No problem. I'm an old hand at fooling dad. Oh, dad!Maggie: Such a nice boy. Such a foxy young mother.Mike: Hay, nice drive dad.Jason: what can I say. I’m good.Mike: Here we go!Mike: Here you are, you are so quick today here.Jason: Yes. You wouldn’t by a ny chance be letting me win, would you?Mike: Letting you win? Are you kidding, Why would I want to do that?Jason: For one thing your mom doesn’t like to admit when she’s wrong.Mike: Mom? And why would she think that you feel old. I mean…Jason: I’m warn ing you Mike. Don't start patronizing your old man, I mean father. Because I can still keep up with you.Mike: Yeah right dad.Jason: Oh, really. Come on, take your best shot, let’s see who sucker and winner at the end of this one. OK?Mike: All right?Jason: Sure. None of that hot dog stuff. Real game, real game. Unless you are afraid to be humiliated? I'll understand. are you going to try out for the girls team this year?Mike: NoJason: OK, lucky shot.Mike: Come on dad, it’s twenty-eight. Am I bankedJason: OK, all right, I let you off the hook this time.Ben: Come on, dad. Only twenty-five more points and you're right back in it.Mike: Come on, Ben. Can’t you see the man is tired.Jason: Oh, what's the matter? Afraid I'm going to catch up? I was just getting my second wind.Ben: all right, dad. Come on, you can do it, shut him down.Jason: Ah..(falling down.)Mike: Come on dad. Hey dad, are you all right?Jason: I slipped on something.Ben: What is it?Jason: I turned my ankle.Mike: Look, I knew you couldn't play too long. You know parents never listen.Jason: No, I’m fine. All right. Just give me a minute, I can walk it off.Mike: Hey look dad, I am really bushed. I couldn’t play another second. I…Jason: OK.Mike: OK.I am going to go over to the school yard and get a game, right? See you later. Ben: Dad, I think you are a rock player.Jason: Yeah, I know how to playBen: Especially for a guy of your age.Jason: Ah!Ben: Don’t worry, dad. I’ll take care of you.Mike: Ben, what are you doing here?Ben: I live here.Mike: You're supposed to have dad out of the house by now?Ben: What do you want from me? The man has to go to the bathroom.Maggie: Ben, where’s your dad?Ben: In the bathroom I hope.Maggie: So what do you think, Ben?Ben: I think this is going to make him even more depressedMaggie: Oh, no. Ben. Once he starts to play rock and roll, he's going to start to feel like this again.Ben: That’s good?Maggie: You bet!Mike: Where do you want to stash this thing until the party?Maggie: OK, in the kitchen. I'll have your father go out the front doorCarol: I’ll get it.A Man: I’m David Sax from party animal party rentals.Carol: You are early.Man: That’s our policy.Carol: No.Man: Yes, it is.Carol: No. It's supposed to be a surprise for my dad and my dad is still hereMan: Bummer.Jason: Let’s go, Ben.Man: No, maybe I can….Jason: Come on, Ben. This is your idea to go to the zoo, let’s go!Ben: This is going to be great. I want to spend the whole day at the snake house.Jason: Anybody else want to come?Maggie: No, I’ve got things to do.Jason: Carol?Carol: Oh, no. Darn it! You know how I love to see Gods creatures in cages, but I have to studyBen: Let’s roll!Carol: No, you have to go to the kitchen.Maggie and Ben: No!Maggie: Carol, the kitchen floor is wet.Carol: Well so is the porch.Maggie: Carol.Carol: Mom.Jason: Well, apparently there’s no way out, Ben, I guess we’ll have to stay here.Maggie, Carol and Ben: No!Jason: What’s going on here?Maggie: Oh, I know. The kitchen floor is probably dry by now. If you go out that way, Jason. Jason: Thanks Maggie!Maggie: So, the kitchen, it is then.Mike: Are you four all right?Jason: Mike, what’s this?Mike: What’s what, dad?Jason: What’s the mess you are making?Mike: This mess as you call it, j ust happens to be my project for art class. I call it “hold the onions or I'll kill you"Ben: Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go!Mike: Seavor, you're good! And the kid can paint.Mike: Hello, testing one two three. Louder Carol. Ladies and gentlemen...Bruce Springsteen!Maggie: Mike!Mike: Mom?Maggie: Can you hold it down we still have a lot to do.Mike: OK, mom. No problem.Maggie: Oh, we have less than an hour left. Is everything ready?Man: Wola!Carol: Ladies and gentlemen! Madonna!Maggie: Carol, not you too!Mike: mom. If this doesn't cheer dad up I think you'll have to divorce him.Maggie: Of course it’ll work. He'll be seeing his old friends, his old band, it will give him a whole new outlook.(The door bell rang.)Maggie: I’ll get it. Oh, Carol, would y ou and Mike put up some more balloons?Mike: OK.Maggie: Rick!Rick: Oh, Maggie!Maggie: How are you!Rick: Wild and hot!Maggie: You look sensational. You haven’t changed a bit.Rick: Oh, maybe just a little bit. Oh, wow! The Wild Hots never played in a place this classic before.Maggie: Kids, this is Rick. Rick, this is Carol and Mike.Mike and Carol: Hi!Rick: Oh….Maggie. By the way, Maggie. The Wild Hots is going to sound a little thin tonight. We don't have a keyboard manMaggie: Warren said he'd be hereRick: Well, he’s had a little coronary.Maggie: Oh dear!Rick: Nothing serious. He’s going to be up in about a week or so.Maggie: Wait a minute. Mike can fill in on keyboards.Mike: Hay, Mom. I don’t know those stupid, fol....classics.Rick: If you know five chords then you know two more than we do.Man: Radical?Mike: Mom, I think we go through with this, there's a good chance that dad is going to drown himself.Maggie: No, I don’t think it sounded that badWo Man: Maggie, do you have any aspirin?Mike: I rest my case!Maggie: Ok, Mike. You're right, but what am I supposed to do? I can't just throw all these people out.Mike: I don’t know mom, but we can handle this. I can set the kitchen on fire.Maggie: No, I like the kitchen.Mike: Oh, I know. How abo ut dad’s office?Maggie: No, it’s OK. I'll handle thisMaggie: Rick? Rick? Hay! Excuse me, everyone. We’ve had a slight change of plans and I've just learned that Jason has been called to the hospital on an emergency, in another state. I know, I'm as disappointed as you are, but he won't be back for daysBen: Surprise! What’s with you people?Jason: What’s this? How are you? Oh it’s been years. Maggie, what's the occasion?Rick: Ladies and gentlemen,. The founder of Wild Hots Jammins Jason SeavorJason: Hay, how are you, nice to see you!Maggie: I think it’s going well, do you think it’s going well? I think it’s going well.Jason: This is great, oh, where’s Warren?Rack: Oh, he had a, he had a heart attack.Jason: What?Rack: OK, he’ll be fine.Jason: He’s t hirty-eight years old.Rick: I guess he's finally learned that he can't keep up with the youngsters.Maggie: Excuse me, Jason, can I talk with you for a minute?Jason: Better make it quick.Jason: Can you imagine that? A heart attack at thirty eight!Maggie: Oh, honey, I had no idea when I planned this.Jason: What about Rick’s crone dome?Maggie: Well, a lot of men lose their hair early.Jason: Yeah, if they had nuclear waste in their shorts!Maggie: The last thing I wanted to do with this party is depress youJason: I'm not depressedMaggie: No. you are too.Jason: No, I’m not.Maggie: Seeing how these guys look now even depresses meJason: Oh, they do have a few miles on them, don’t they?Maggie: A few miles? How about the entire inner state high way system?Jason: And they are the same age as I am.Maggie: Oh, honey, compared with them you look like Rickey Shrouder.Jason: Yeah, yes, I do. Younger than Rickey Shrouder. And I’m the same age as these guys, not that that matters.Maggie: Jason, I’ve been trying for two weeks to tell you that you weren’t old.Jason: But would I listen?Maggie: No.Rock: Hey Dude. We knocked the rust off the edges and we are really cooking but we need the jammer.Jason: This songs for you. It's going to make you wild and hot.Jason: One, two, three, four.Let’s take those old records off the shelf. Sit and listen to them by myselfToday’s music ain’t got the same soul as that old time rock and roll,call me a rebel call me what you will. Say I'm old fashioned say I'm over the hillToday’s music ain’t got the same soul as that old time rock and rollI love that old time rock and roll. That kind of music does soothe my soulI reminisce about the days of old, and that old time rock and roll.Mike: dad, I can’t keep up with youJason: don’t you forget it, kidJason: I love old time rock and roll, that kind of music to smooth a sole,I reminisce about the days of old, and that old time rock and rollJason: If I give my heart to you, I must be sure from the very start, that you would love me moreMaggie: Jason, how long are you going to play guitar?Jason: Just a few minutes, I promise. If I trust in you, oh please. Hey Maggie, I can't play in the darkMaggie: Well, I can.。

Growing Pains 111 V2.0mike: And he's tearing up the board folks, this man cannot be stopped! Alright give me your best shot here Carol, I feel hot, I feel ready.carol: Ok. Ha ha ha! What nineteen fifty seven, Roger Coreman film, starred Pamela Duncan and Richard Garland?mike: What are they serious?carol: Aha.mike: "Attack of the Crab Monsters". Come on, give me a hard question Carol.carol: I don't believe it.mike: Oh wow, Carol! You remember this song? (song on the radio plays)carol: Oh yeah! Mom and Dad used to play this to us all the time when we were little! mike: Yeah! remember what we used to do? (Mike and Carol sing and dance together) ben: I hope this isn't hereditary.maggie: Hey guys report cards came!carol: Oh yeah! Report cards came!maggie: Yeah. Here's yours.jason: Maggie, we have a child who actually likes getting report cards; where did we go wrong?carol: I don't even know why I'm so nervous...I mean I already know what I got...Yep A, A, A, A, A, A....woooo!!!jason: Woooo!!maggie: Oh, that's great sweetie. Mike!maggie: C, C, C, C, C....D, B.jason: Well he did get one B. Phys Ed?maggie: You got it. What drives me crazy is that...jason: I know. He's not dumb.maggie: In first and second grade he got B's and B pluses.jason: Well that was before Carol came along and started getting all A's...the nerve! maggie: Yeah.jason: Well at least he had two great years. That's better than that poor guy a couple of Popes ago.maggie: Jason!jason: Maggie, maybe we're being a little too hard on him, you know not all kids have to get A's.maggie: But for the last couple of years it's been getting worse. Well that's what puberty's for; you take a difficult situation and you make it impossible.maggie: Where you been Mike?mike: Oh, I thought I'd go look for Duke.jason: Mike, Duke ran away six months ago.mike: So!。

Growing Pains 120Be a Man V2.0Jason: I still think we should call first before we go all the way on the bus to see your folks. Maggie: Jason, they'd just tell us not to come.Mike: Oh, here, let me get all those for you, dad.Maggie: Carol honey, we are almost ready.Carol: Were you speaking to me? No one spoke to me when this trip was being planned. Maggie: Honey, we didn’t know we were going until last night. Carol, we are worried about grandpa and grandma.Jason: oh, Maggie, I think you are overreacting.Maggie: Then why did they call to cancel the trip at the last minute? And why did my dad say everything was swell?Jason: Ah…because it is.Maggie: No, Jason, my father doesn’t use words like 'swell', 'good' or 'nice'..Jason: Certainly not when I'm in the room.Ben: Let’s go! Let’s go! Let’s go!Maggie: Well you sure are excited about this, Ben?Ben: Are you kidding? Grandpa is going to let me use his night stick, and his handcuffs, and even wear his badge.Jason: Hey, maybe you'll get finger printed, too.Ben: Wow!Mike: Well, Dad, again I just want to thank you for letting me stay home and earn some extra money helping Mr. Sacks fertilize his lawn. I am sure that earning money will teach me a new respect for the dollar, and help me grow as a person.Jason: But you'll be pretty good at spreading manure too.Mike: I’m so sorry that I'm gonna miss that sing along around grandma’s piano.Jason: Well, just remember if you have any problems you can call the Crusons next door. And only one guest stays over tonight.Carol: This is not fair. No one thought that old Carol might have other plans. No one in this entire house treated me as a real living breathing human person.Maggie: Carol, get in the car. Bye, sweetheart. Oh and Mike, I know everything will be fine, because if it is...you’ll be grounded until you are 35.Mike: Enough said. Bye mom, bye dad.Jason: See you tomorrow Mike.Mike: Alright, bye-bye ....Yeah!。

成长的烦恼第六季606大耳朵英语2005-11-23 20:52:32【打印】TV: The Saturday sports spectacular continues with the national junior collegiate cheerleadersquarter finals. Blonde division.Ben: Alright!TV: Don't touch that dial.Ben: I ain't touching nothing.Chrissy: What are you watching Ben?Ben: Chrissy, do you have to eat your breakfast in here?Carol: Yes she does. What are you watching?Ben: Cartoons apparently.Mike: Hey dad!Carol: He's upstairs.Mike: Hey Dad!Carol: Must you yell?Mike: How else is he going to hear me? Hey dad, if you want me to go to the gym with you,I'm already. I didn't shower and everything.Carol: He's in bed Mike.Mike: What's he doing asleep? Its nine thirty.Carol: I didn't say he was sleeping.Mike: Oh! One of those Saturdays.Ben: One of what Saturdays?Mike: You know...Carol: Mike, do you mind.Chrissy: Like I haven't heard worse around here!Ben: What are you guys talking about?Mike: Hey Ben, go back to your cartoons.Ben: They're not my cartoons. If it was up to me I'd be up to here in the blonde division. Nowwhat are mum and dad doing upstairs?Mike: You seriously don't know? Come on Ben.Carol: Chrissy.Mike: We've met.Carol: No, what we are talking about.Mike: Look Ben, what do little horn balls your age think of every waking hour of their lives?Chrissy: food.Ben: Hey, she took my answer.Carol: I think it's safe to let go of Chrissy's ears.Ben: Its not food, what else ids there?Mike: It makes you want to puke hu?Ben: So stupid.Chrissy: So he knows too.Mike: You know dad. This is what life is all about. Sweating with your father.Jason: It took me a year to get you here.Mike: You wait. It sure won't be a year until I come back.Jason: What are you after Mike?Mike: Come on. You honestly think I'm saying all this just to hit you up for a few dollars? Jason: How few?Mike: Two hundred. Eddie and I want to go in on a beach house.Jason: Where?Mike: Well, it kind of depends on how this goes.Jason: You are nowhere near the sand Mike.Mike: Wow! Wow!Lady: Hey Jase. Look at you!Jason: I'd rather look at you Gretchen.Gretchen: You are really coming along.Jason: Thank you. Thank you.Gretchen: Your chest looks strong.Jason: Yeah, want to see it dance.Gretchen: You are really firming up.Jason: Well hello there.Gretchen: I'll see you later.Jason: See you.Mike: Alright dad.Jason: What.Mike: That was a woman.Jason: No.Mike: And she was actually coming on to you.Jason: It happens occasionally.Mike: And you were coming on to her.Jason: Come on. Are you kidding. I barely noticed she was attractive.Mike: Oh come on dad. You do exactly what I do with women. Only not so well. Jason: I don't know what you are talking about Mike. I was just being nice to her.Mike: Nice! Dad you were flirting. And you're a married man.Jason: Since when did being married mean that you can't talk to a woman.Mike: Dad, I'm not saying that. All I'm saying is that for just two hundred dollars, mum may never need to answer that question.Jason: Mike, Mike. You have no idea what a worthwhile relationship is all about.Mike: One seventy-five?Jason: For your information, not only would your mother not mind if a young lady and I shotthe breeze, but it is my opinion, and this is my professional gut instinct, my guess is that yourmother would think it's kind of cute.Mike: Cute!Jason: Yeah cute. Cos what happens you see, is that when your mother sees me, you know...Mike: Shooting the breeze.Jason: Shooting the breeze, with another woman, it reminds her that I belong to her and shehas something of value.Mike: One fifteen this never happened.Maggie: Ben.Ben: Yes.Maggie: Ben, you are supposed to be entertaining Chrissy.Ben: I am.Chrissy: Ben, the commercial's over. You are missing a blonde pyramid.Ben: Its ok, I'm taping it.Maggie: Is anything wrong?Ben: No.Maggie: Did you want to talk about something?Ben: Did you want to talk to me about something?Maggie: Ben do you have a problem? You look more lost and confused than usual. Ben: Let's just say I'm stunned.Maggie: About what?Ben: Nothing I can talk to you about. I need my space.Maggie: Well ok. Well whenever you want to talk about whatever's on your mind, I'm available.Ben: That's what I hear.Maggie: Ben, Ben. Come here. You know honey, you can ask me anything. I was once yourage. I was once a confused kid with bad skin too.Ben: What's wrong with my skin?Maggie: oh nothing sweetheart. I just meant that I'm human.Ben: Human. She's human! Since when? She's human. So is dad. They have needs. They taketheir pants off one leg at a time. Parents are people!Carol: Ben, how dare you have our little sister watch a blonde pyramid. Oh and now you hitme on the head with a banana. How did you do that?Maggie: Oh Chrissy!Chrissy: I didn't do it.Maggie: Ben, I thought you were supposed to be watching your sister.Ben: I am.Mike: Dad, I just want to know why you weren't as nice to the towel guy as you were to thejuice bunny.Jason: Ok, ok. Alright. I admit. Maybe I was a little nicer to the juice girl than I was to the towel guy. I don't think your mother would mind that I'm a little nice to people who are a littlenice to me. Nough said.Mike: Like mum's dumb enough to buy that.Maggie: Like mums dumb enough to buy what?Chrissy: Hi daddy.Jason: Hi sweetheart. Isn't that a bit too much make up?Maggie: Don't change the subject. Mum's not dumb enough to buy what.Jason: I'm glad you're here Maggie. I need you to help me demonstrate something to the boy.Maggie: Ok.Jason: It seems that Mike here, has the mistaken impression that you, as a woman would beupset if I, as a man, were to speak to another woman.Mike: Speak! Ha ha.Maggie: Pardon me?Jason: Nothing honey. Come on. All we did was talk.Maggie: Who?Mike: Well apparently she likes to talk with her hands.Maggie: Who?Jason: Come on. She merely patted my stomach and tapped my chest.Mike: And grabbed your butt.Maggie: Who are you talking about?Mike and Jason: Gretchen.Maggie: Oh Gretchen. Who in the hell is Gretchen, and where did she grab you again? Jason: In the gym. Mike has the mistaken impression that you as a woman would be upset ifme, as a man...Maggie: Jason, just tell me what you are trying to say?Mike: Yeah dad. I'd kind of like to hear how you explain this babe too.Jason: Let's not be chauvinistic here. A babe did not grab me Mike. A woman. Maggie: What?Mike: And to think we could have avoided all this ugliness.Jason: It's not fair. Now all I did was to be nice to her.Maggie: How nice?Jason: Let me put it this way. I was basically the same to the towel guy.Mike: Come on dad. The towel guy didn't pat you on the behind.Jason: He could have. Nobody was stopping him.Maggie: now, now wait a minute.Jason: It's very simple. I was just as a man, to a woman...Maggie: Not you Jason. Mike?Mike: Mum, this babe goosed dad.Jason: Oh, that's such an exaggeration. It was so innocent. And it all developed out of a conversation about my body.Maggie: Ha ha ha. And I bet your dad went "well hello there".Jason: You know me too well Maggie.Maggie: Yes I sure do honey.Mike: You really don't mind, do you?Jason: And hope that one day you will have a mature relationship like your mum and me do.Mike: Well I don't. I think this is kind of sick. Mum, if I had a husband and he was flirting around with other women, I would be pretty upset.Jason: So would we.Mike: Mum, how can you think this is cute?Maggie: Pardon me?Mike: Yes, dad thinks that you think it's cute when he flirts with other women because it makes you feel like a lucky doll. How dad, why don't you give mum a real hoot and take thisbabe out for a spin?Jason: Boy, he's got a lot to learn, hu?Jason: Maggie, dinner reservation's in ten minutes. Carol, make sure Chrissy's in bed by eight.Chrissy: Nine.Jason: Eight fifteen.Chrissy: Eight forty five.Jason: Eight thirty.Chrissy: Done.Jason: I'm getting too old for this.Mike: Hey dad, am I still covered by your auto insurance?Jason: Yeah.Mike: Good.Jason: What? Good! Why?Mike: No, no. I didn't get in an accident. It's just that well, since I am now financially unable toafford a beach house, I'm going to be doing a lot of driving this summer.Jason: Sorry I asked. Reservations in eight minutes Maggie.Mike: So, you are all dressed up.Jason: Yes. I'm taking your mother out for a little dinner this evening.Mike: In your groveling suit.Jason: I'm not groveling. This isn't groveling. No I just carefully planned a spontaneous evening.Mike: well mum must be pretty upset about your flirting, hu?Jason: No she isn't and I didn't. You know, women can be strange. Who knows what isreallythe matter. Maybe one of her dresses didn't fit this morning. Maybe it's the age thing. Maybeshe feels that her best years are behind her. Maybe...Maggie: Maybe it's my marriage.Jason: Maybe. Mike, don't ever talk to me again.Mike: Ever?Jason: Ever. EverWaiter: An excellent choice of wine.Jason: Thank you Marcus.Waiter: Enjoy. Isn't it fun to spend money?Jason: I may even order soup tonight. Good idea though, you and I being out alone, don't youthink? Just a spare of the moment kind of thing. A special occasion with no special occasion. Ijust wanted a chance to tell you how I truly feel about you.Maggie: I'm happy.Jason: And you are beautiful. Did I mention that?Maggie: About sixteen times.Jason: Well for the seventeenth, you are beautiful.Maggie: Well thank you again, again.Jason: So, what shall we start off with here?Maggie: Well everything looks so good. Oh, I think I'll have the goose liver pate. Jason: Fine, ok, ok. Let's just deal with.Maggie: What?Jason: Goose Maggie. You said goose. I know what you are aiming at here Maggie. Come on.Maggie: Jason, what in the world are you talking about?Jason: What am I talking about Maggie? Pate, the goose.Maggie: Oh lets see, stuffed chicken breast. No. Oh see lobster with drawn butter, that a possibility.Jason: Very smooth.Maggie: What?Jason: Maggie, come on. You've been on my back ever since Mike said about the gym. Maggie: Jason, I haven't said a word.Jason: Well you don't say a word louder than any woman I know.Maggie: Jason!Jason: Maggie, you just didn't use those words on purpose? Come on. Goose, breast, drawnbutter.Maggie: Drawn butter?Jason: That's right. Drawn butt er. If you've got something to say just say it honey. Maggie: Honey, it's ok. I understand. I am not upset.Jason: You're not?Maggie: No.Jason: Ok. To us.Maggie: Just don't do your flirting around me.Jason: Maggie, I wasn't flirting.Maggie: Then what would you call it?Jason: I don't know. But I didn't flirt.Maggie: Ok honey, how would you like it if I didn't flirt, like you didn't flirt?Jason: I wouldn't mind at all.Maggie: oh you wouldn't mind if I said to the waiter "nice buns"?Waiter: Why thank you.Maggie: You're welcome.Jason: Do you think I'm walking around saying that kind of thing to women Maggie? Cos I'mnot.Maggie: Well Jason, they are saying it to you.Jason: Do you think it's easy walking around with a rear end like this? From this jocularity agood time will grow.Maggie: Fine, fine, we wont have a serious conversation about you middle aged insecurity.Jason: I'm not middle aged.Maggie: Oh, you plan to live to be eighty-six?Jason: Not happily. Come on Maggie, I know men who flirt. I've seen men who flirt. I've evenhad a fellow or two flirt with me, ok. And I'm telling you that what I do isn't flirting. Maggie: Fine. If you can live with that.Jason: If I make eye contact with a woman and I imply that maybe I would like to be intimate,and then she, there's some intimacy that, uh, um, some, ...Well where was I?Maggie: Oh Jason.Jason: I was not flirting. See that was just noticing Maggie. I'm a doctor. She was very healthy.Maggie: Jason, for me cant you just apologize?Jason: Ok, I'm sorry. I am sorry. And as soon as I figure out what I did wrong I'll never do it again. Now let's eat.Jason: Lets dance.Ben: Well Carol, if mum and dad are just people, that change everything.Carol: There's a thought there Ben.Ben: Carol, you are not listening to me.Carol: There's a thought there Ben.Ben: Carol!Carol: Ok. Of course they're people Ben. Look, these may be giant discoveries forsomeonewith a sloped forehead, but they don't interest me. I had those thoughts when I was six. Ben: You mean you knew that mum and dad were human being all along and you never toldme?Carol: Well would you have believed me?Ben: No. So dad's just like me?Carol: Unfortunately.Ben: You've actually seen the magazines under his bed?Carol: I'm going to wake Chrissy up so we can do a happy dance that we are girls. Maggie: Goodnight Ben.Jason: Mum and I are a little tired, so we are going to go up to bed.Ben: Alright dad!Jason: Well, you certainly made a spectacle of yourself tonight.Maggie: Oh, you minded me doing the Lambada with a handsome man?Jason: Maggie, there was no dance floor. And just to be picky about it, there was no music.Maggie: There wasn't?Jason: Uh hu. And for your information, the Lambada is a forbidden dance. These are the thanks I get Maggie? I have been true to you for every second of the twenty-two years we'vebeen married Maggie. And I can say this to you, I've never had a serious thought, I can saythis, I have never had a serious thought about cheating on you.Maggie: Well then let's deal with your frivolous thoughts.Jason: I'm disappointed in you Maggie.Maggie: Oh. You're disappointed in me.Jason: Yeah, after all these years of you saying you don't mind if I exchange pleasantries withwomen. Now I found out you were lying. What else have you held from me Maggie? Maggie: Jason, if it wouldn't be too much trouble, could we please deal first with your midlifecrisis, before we deal with your insanity?Jason: Oh yeah. Just as long as we keep enough time open to deal with your outrageous behavior at that expensive restaurant.Maggie: There were no bottoms grabbed, except when the dance called for it.Jason: Well I didn't do anything to her.Maggie: Oh right.Jason: Oh Maggie, come on. Look at the subconscious facts here. I talked to a woman yourheight, your hair color, your eye color, except little flecks of amber in hers. But what does thattell you?Maggie: It tells me that you were too stinking close to her.Jason: No Maggie. What it says is that symbolically I am really flirting with you. Not only should you not be mad, you should be honored.Maggie: I should have listened to Oprah. You cant count on a marriage even when it has lasted for twenty two years and four months.Jason: Oprah didn't do a show on that.Maggie: Her point being that a woman shouldn't trust her marriage when it's built on the fragile psyche of the aging male.Jason: Oh yeah, well what does Phil Donohue say?Maggie: Oh Jason, what's wrong with me?Jason: What makes you think anything's wrong with you Maggie?Maggie: Don't I excite you anymore?Jason: Not any more. Not any less either. Ho ho, where does he come up with these? Maggie: Admit it Jason, you find a twenty-year-old woman with a fully conditioned body andbeautiful hair and eyes attractive?Jason: Maggie sweetheart. What do I need with a beautiful woman when I've got you? Maggie,I mean, you were so beautiful, you're not young. You're not old, I didn't mean that. Maggie: Oh save it Jason. Don't you see what happened today was simply a reflex ion of yoursubconscious need?Jason: No sweetheart. I don't. I'll tell you what I do see. I see a woman going through middleaged crisis for no reason what so ever.Maggie: You really don't think I have a reason?Jason: Come on honey. You're gorgeous. You're intelligent. You're better today than the day imet you.Maggie: Oh Jason.Jason: Why are we arguing?Maggie: I don't remember.Jason: Good.Maggie: Yes I do. Honey it's not your flirting. It's your attitude. It's your unrelenting surenessthat you have done nothing wrong.Jason: Are you sure? Are you sure about that? Because what I thought.... it doesn't matterwhat I thought.Maggie: Jason, you just don't get it, do you?Jason: Maggie, tell me what you want?Maggie: I want you to have some guilt.Jason: Done.Maggie: And some awareness too.Jason: You got it Maggie.Maggie: Jason, sometimes you are so thick. I mean whether you flirted or not, right or wrong,think for a second if it might appear to me that you might have flirted. Then how would I feel?Jason: So if you thought that nothing was something, even, even if nothing was nothing, then,the fact that you think that nothing was something means that I hurt you. Maggie, I'm a slopeheaded jerk. I feel terrible.Maggie: Great.Jason: You think it's great I feel terrible?Maggie: Yes I do.Jason: How could I be so insensitive? I am the worse person. Please forgive me. Maggie: Honey it's ok.Jason: How can it be ok?Maggie: Because I just found out that your midlife crisis is worse than my midlife crisis. Jason: You know somewhere in the world it is still Saturday morning.Gretchen:: Your parents don't mind us taking all this food?Mike: Oh no. Just as long as I don't touch their fiber.Maggie: Jason, I'll get the fiber.Mike: Ah mum, meet Gretchen.Gretchen: Hi.Maggie: I feel like I already have. Damn, they are amber.Jason: Oh, I'm starved. Oh hi.Gretchen: Hi.Jason: get out.Mike: Oh, we'll see you later.Gretchen: Nice to meet you...Maggie: Mrs. Seaver.Gretchen: That's funny. Before you called me up for a date, I didn't have a clue your dad wasmarried.Jason: She could have asked.。

607万圣节(上)怎么样了Dwayne？很好，我已经呕吐了三次了。

妈妈，爸爸，咱们走吧，人家糖都发完了，开始发倒霉的水果了。

马上走，Chrissy。

你们换衣的那一小会儿，我都变成男的了。

Chrissy，你都跟Ben学坏了。

快说是听Mike说的。

Ben说我是听Mike说的。

咱们要分发的糖果在哪儿呢？今年咱们没糖果，因为家里没留人。

哦，我可不需要糖果，我在家。

这不是我说了吗？不是。

嘿，伙计们，哦，Chrissy，多漂亮的衣服啊，嘿，化妆的挺有特点的，Ben，化得挺帅的啊？脸上子弹多得吓人。

可我并没有化妆。

要是换了我，我戒了巧克力。

Mike，你带我去要糖果好吗？不行，Chrissy，我要去见Amy，我要去参加party。

我只能守着爸爸妈妈了。

我们也是。

96、97、98、跟昨天一样。

嘿嘿，你们发抖吧，我是Hook船长。

呦吼。

Jason，你还没评论过女儿的胡子呢。

她，长早了点，哪怕是Even家的女人。

咱们走，咱们走。

不，哦，哦，我得拍一张照片。

爸爸，浪费一秒钟就等于少拿一块糖。

来吧。

来吧，Ben。

什么？我们派要糖果的人。

你们究竟是怎么了？我可没有化妆，而且我还有一脸的青春痘。

你没按时吃药？吃了，我不需要糖果，我从小就不出去要。

要了，上一次万圣节。

那不是去要糖果，我是去撒卫生纸了。

哦，今天我出不了这倒霉的家了。

Ben，我清楚地记得去年你说。

Carol的胸部露出来了。

你Carol别去管的胸部，哦，天呐，怎么你也不觉得太低了点。

一点？我连手都没法举，啊。

Carol，你想扮什么人？我是一个女人，是以智慧吸引人，而不是靠体型，我知道，开个玩笑。

人家帮我介绍了一个帅哥，我要穿着这个去跳舞。

你怎么知道他是帅哥？因为介绍的那个朋友对帅哥说，我智力低下，是个啦啦队员。

他要是发现你是个聪明博学的姑娘，那又会怎么样？呵呵，别发愁，我才不疯癫呢，我从来都不那样，正因为不知道疯巅，所以造成了我的悲剧。

有道理。

我要去等那个人了。

Carol没来之前，我们在谈……Ben，哦，嗨，Ben。

608万圣节(下)上次在成长的烦恼中…爸爸我们每次都吃糖果消磨时间。

我想有了雨，这才像一个古老的清教徒的节日。

他们做什么？他们讲恐怖故事。

如果是关于愚蠢的约会告诉他我不在家。

喂！告诉他我和一个很迷人的帅哥出去了。

是Eddie，Mike该半个小时前接他去的结果现在还没到。

雨小了。

把门关上，Chrissy，你哪也别去。

该死，真掉了。

来吧，把门关上，把灯打开，再讲一些恐怖的故事。

我的脸还没化好妆。

对，也许到明年奥运会，你就会化好妆了。

好了，谁接下去说，Carol。

我不说什么故事，我在等那个傻瓜。

看来她请谁来帮忙了，Ben。

Carol，你快点讲个故事，快点。

不，Ben，我是说你来讲一个。

好吧，从前有个万圣节，人们穿湿衬衫比赛。

Ben，万圣节的故事要恐怖。

好吧，恐怖。

有一个万圣节，我放学回到家里，妈妈爸爸，儿子回来了，是Ben。

算了，我回我的房间复习功课去了，非常奇怪，没人招呼我，没人摸我的头发，忽然我听到有声音，声音很奇怪，从来没听到过。

怎么了，我又怎么了。

Ben，我要听恐怖故事，真正的恐怖。

好，这下我明白了。

我听南瓜的故事，Ben。

谢谢你，Chrissy，可是这个故事很好听，这故事说明我为什么不再去要礼物了，过万圣节，我跟别的孩子差不多，你知道有好孩子，也有坏孩子，我在附近转悠过几次，我是说我也去要过糖果，当时还没号召少吃糖，我要了那么多年，有家人家我从来没去过，大家都说别去伯威克的家，谁也没有看过他，可大家都听到传说，你一走进去就出不来了，朗威特一家就在那失踪了，一家十口人，各个都无影无踪，我必须弄清楚，即便这是我一生最后的事。

我不弄出声音，我可以奔跑，我可以吓个半死，可是我决心勇敢地面对他，我非常奇怪，我的心嘣嘣直跳，可我心里非常平静，我想这是因为那种气味，这气味我在哪闻到过，那很温暖，诱人，带点奶酪香，还带点酒味，耐心听完结尾。

Carol，你有故事要讲吗？我不想讲什么愚蠢的万圣节故事。

不一定讲万圣节，只要恐怖就行。

Growing Pain: season 01Episode 01: “ Pilot ”CHARPTER 01Jason: Hi, I'm Jason Seaver. I'm a psychiatrist. 嗨，我是Jason Seaver.我是个心里医生。

I've spent the last 15 years 我花费过去的15年helping people with their problems. 帮助人们解决他们的问题。

Maggie: And I'm Maggie Seaver. 我是Maggie Seaver.I've spent the last 15 years 我用过去的15年helping our kids with problems 帮助我们的孩子解决问题even Jason wouldn't believe. 即使Jason不相信。

Jason:Now Maggie has gone back to work 现在Maggie回去上班as a reporter for the local newspaper. 作为一个记者为当地报社。

Maggie:And Jason has moved his practice Jason 搬动他的诊所into the house 到（他家）房子里so he could be there for the kids. 因此他就能在这里，为了孩子们。

Jason: - They're great kids. 他们是很棒的孩子。

Maggie: - Most of the time. 大部分时间。

Jason: And the rest of the time 而剩余的时间Maggie:- You'll love them anyway. 你会爱他们的，无论如何。

Jason: - Yeah. 耶。

605本的艳遇今晚还将播出Steven的摇滚警察。

Chrissy，我和你爸要走了。

妈妈，我是不是又不能看摇滚警察了。

你该去睡觉了。

可这电视很吸引人。

睡觉，晚安。

Chrissy，你不需要那个。

Carol这交给你了，要保证……让Chrissy八点半上床，好好好。

Carol，为什么你要唉声叹气的，今天晚上你又没约会。

快走吧。

好了，我把碗碟都洗干净了，尽管不是轮到我。

做得对Ben。

豌豆莎拉好极了，妈妈，既有营养，又很好吃。

谢谢，Ben。

你能教我怎么做吗？这没用，我们还是要去开家长会的。

是今晚吗？我们该关他禁闭了。

我现在不像从前那样闯祸了，那是什么时候？哦，那是上学期。

我是说我已经成熟了，你们什么时候见过我用鼻子吹牛奶了。

是吗？那次不算数，那次不是牛奶。

那天我得了个优也没去到处宣扬，告诉别人。

Ben？告诉的人不算多。

哦，好了，宝贝，我们注意到你成熟了，你有几个星期没闯祸了，成绩也不错，我猜你是把所有的老师都迷惑了。

你猜中了。

快走Maggie。

老师的收入不多，他们都憋着一肚子火呢。

Crockmyer太太，谢谢你的接待。

对，和你交谈知道Ben这样专心，真是太好了。

我喜欢教孩子们，也喜欢解剖青蛙。

可你是教英语的。

是的。

Crockmyer……好了Maggie，我们今天过得非常愉快，那是第六个表扬Ben的老师了。

自从Mike进了这，它们一定降低了标准。

家长们请注意，墙上画的是你们亲爱的校长，Willis Dewitt。

下面是午餐时间，欢迎你们到我办公室来，拿孩子更衣箱的密码，这样就可以对他们的个人物品来个大清查。

哦！嗨！Maggie，算了，别去检查Ben的衣箱了。

当然不用了，可非去不可。

Ben是不会隐藏什么的？因为他是个好学生？不，因为他再狡猾，也骗不了我们。

哦，那你站在这什么都不干。

不，我去洗手间干点事情。

嘿！当心，习惯成自然。

人呐，人人人……，如果我们自己都以身作则，那叫孩子们向我们学些什么东西呢？行了，别把医生的警告当成耳旁风，你是不是要向我借个火。

成长的烦恼英语作文中英对照成长的烦恼英语作文（中英对照）In our growth path, can't be smooth sailing, there will always be some troubles, as if the sky is dark clouds covered, I became enveloped in troubleRemember when I was 6 years old, I was a carefree kid. Will only eat sleep and sleep after eat, is in addition to eat and sleep. But after I in the primary school, I have never had no trouble, but trouble is getting moreIn school, the worry is to test and composition. Every time when I didn't get good grades, I will be unhappy. In the home, the worry is endorsed and assignments. With age growing up, back in the more and more, every time back, the language of words in the book is like moving elf, hovering around me, let me dizzy, homework is needless to say, have no more, more homework is like a mountain, pressed my breath, as if in the books, I can't escape out. But that's not all, every time I test is bad, because this home can I get the mother comfort, can backfire, mother was furious, also give me the sixth grade problem. Oh my god! In that way, I can quickly become a nerd!In life growing up, there are a lot of joy, nor without trouble, with the passage of time, gradually also let me understand: but you have had a trouble of "attacks" that you are one step closer to success!在我们成长的道路上，不可能一帆风顺，总会有一些烦恼，就好像天空被乌云罩住，我也被烦恼笼罩住了记得在我6岁时，我还是一个无忧无虑的小屁孩。

《成长的烦恼》第一幕背景介绍：一家三口，爸爸妈妈是公司的职员，他们有一个可爱的小公主叫朵朵。

妈妈说给孩子取名为朵朵，是希望她像花朵一样美丽，像云朵一样自由，长大后更能像天上的云朵一样载着梦想自由飞翔。

朵朵是一名10岁、三年级的小学生。

这段时间，爷爷奶奶因身体不适回老家去静养了，现在每天放学都是朵朵独自回家。

爸爸妈妈虽然很不放心朵朵，但是也很无奈，所以每天下班后，妈妈总是急急忙忙地去买菜，再急急忙忙地往家赶……这一天，妈妈下班了……剧情：妈妈刚到家门口，拿着钥匙正准备开门，忽然听到里面隐隐约约传来的动画片的声音。

“哎，这孩子又在看动画片了！”妈妈深呼吸了一口气，默念了三声亲生的，梳理好自己的情绪后，边开门边温柔地说，“朵朵，妈妈回来了！”只见朵朵坐在客厅的沙发上，边吃着零食边看着电视，很是入神，对妈妈的归来浑然不觉。

妈妈到厨房放下了手中的菜后，拿着朵朵专属的杯子，倒了一杯热茶，端到了客厅的茶几上，静静地坐在了朵朵的身旁。

而朵朵对身旁的妈妈依然是视而不见，眼睛还是眨也不眨地盯着她那最喜欢的巴拉巴拉小魔仙……看看茶几上的一包薯片已经被吃了大半，再看看正要伸手再去拿的朵朵，妈妈再也坐不住了。

“朵朵，零食少吃一点，不然待会儿晚饭就吃不下了！”，妈妈边说边把茶几上的茶杯递到了朵朵的手上，“总吃这些垃圾食品不好，要多喝点水。

”而朵朵在接过妈妈手上的茶杯时，目光依然没有舍得离开电视。

朵朵啊朵朵，我该拿你怎么办？从下班进门的那一刻，妈妈就一直在忍，但是朵朵这样的表现实在是让妈妈没办法再忍了！看着仍没有意向要去做作业的朵朵，妈妈说，“朵朵，我们每个人都有自己该做的事。

接下来，妈妈要做的——是去做晚饭，而你要做的——就是去做作业，知道吗？”“妈妈，我知道！我把这杯水喝完就去做，还不行吗？”这一幕被刚下班进门的爸爸全都看在了眼底。

爸爸走到了客厅的沙发旁，站在了朵朵和妈妈面前，不怒自威地说，“我们的朵朵长大了，上了三年级，果然不一样！我们相信你会说到做到！”说完，爸爸拉着妈妈的手，一起走进了厨房。

610 欧洲之行(中)你好，Seaver太太，再次充满激情吗？去欧洲旅行吧，价格绝对便宜。

要想你爸去欧洲，除非猪能够飞起来。

Jason，头等舱，真没想到。

不，不，伙计们，你们还没到，这是我的。

Mike要去欧洲旅行？你有没有发现，根据日程安排，我们不去凭吊梵高墓了。

祝他健康。

你瞧，埃菲尔铁塔，哦，亲爱的，我还想住凯瑞饭店。

哦，对，我也这么想，上哪去找这么价廉物美的饭菜。

你就是在那向我求婚的。

你为什么到欧洲来？因为这六千八百万妇女对说的话一窃不通，我想这个挺有趣的。

（非英文）结婚纪念日快乐。

哦Jason，哦，哦，哦。

我们现在被困在欧洲了，只有两张六天以后从巴黎起飞的回程票，而且是在500英里以外。

是阑尾炎，亲爱的，去了医院一切都会好的。

我妈要是知道他的乖儿子在受苦，可以想象她有多着急啊。

哦……哦，哦。

呼吸亲爱的，呼吸，呼，呼。

Jason我又不是生孩子。

啊，孩子？快来，快来呀。

哦，根本没人，你别犯傻了。

犯傻？嘿！我又不是诈骗他们的储蓄来这旅游的，我是免费来的。

Amy，嘿！Amy，行了，你去哪儿啊？巴黎。

怎么去？步行去。

你有两条腿？不过是500英里，我有一周时间就能走到，尽管还会遇到一些小山。

好，有什么了不起的，你只会给我添乱，你给我记住，我真不该对你那么好。

我不需要她，我会很好的，可是我又没钱，现在情况又那么糟，怎么办呢？凭我的口才，什么也难不倒我。

哦，先生。

怎么？哦，哈。

法国。

谢谢你。

看来我可以上路了。

哦，嘿Amy，嘿Amy，等等，我不能这样让你一个人走啊，嘿，慢点，你需要我。

外婆，现在是早上两点，这玩意儿还得敷多久？哦，亲爱的，这是密西西比河的瘀泥，敷只要一分钟，干要一小时，它能把皮肤里的垃圾都吸出来，到早晨你的脸就像Ben的屁股一样的光滑。

这比喻真让人恶心。

哎，你就在沙发上稍歇一会儿，我去准备一把电动镊子。

好，臭蛋，明天晚上老时间，我父母都不在，我杀人也没关系。

你们刚才是在干什么？Ben杰米，你怎么到这个时候才回来，你才9岁是吗？我14了外婆，可以应征入伍了。

成长的烦恼人物介绍江源：初一顽劣的男孩子，性格乖张，其实内心自卑没有安全感。

杨琳的弟弟江雯：初三备战中考的学生，成绩中等，学习压力大，神经紧绷。

杨帆的姐姐江父：望子成龙，望女成凤，缺少对孩子关心，却常常给孩子施加压力江母：操心孩子的生活起居，但从不关心孩子的内心，常常误解孩子余浩：江雯同学胡茜：江雯同学;王老师：杨琳的班主任，语文老师，也是学生心理辅导中心的主任乔悠：江雯的同桌、一起长大的闺蜜，尖子生。

剧本正文第一幕:姐弟被训【开场: 江父坐在沙发上单手刷手机，时不时发出笑声、拍大腿（配乐抖音经典音乐）】江父:嘘，别笑！今天终于不用加班。

我好好放松一下！话说啊，现在的家长真不容易。

说说我，俩孩子。

都上初中，那跟小学完全不一样……【江父话音未落，江母揪着江源耳朵进场】江源:妈，轻点轻点轻点"江父:哎哟哟，这是怎么回事！江母:你自己看看！(甩给江父一张试卷，一屁股坐在沙发上，瞪着江源江父:呀，90分！这不挺好嘛，上次才6分，有进步啊儿子江母:你再仔细看看，你乖儿子是改了分数！江父:你个小兔崽子，自己添了个0啊。

江源弱弱的说道:爸，我是加了个9……江父:什么！你竟然考零分！看来你是想尝尝竹笋炒肉的味道了。

我的鞭呢，你给我等着。

江源:爸，爸，别激动。

您好歹也是受过高等教育的人，怎么能动不动就使用蛮力呢！您一大学生跟我一初中没毕业的孩子计较什么息怒息怒！江母:嘿，这孩子～想当年你爸就是翩翩公子，世上无双，你妈我温柔贤惠，大家闺秀。

就你，自从你上了初中，整得我俩跟基因突变了似的，你爷爷奶奶外公外婆都不认得我们了！【江母插腰准备要揪江源耳朵，江雯入场】$江雯:爸、妈我回来了。

这……硝烟弥漫的战场，我是走错地方了吗江母:小雯啊，回来了。

给你煮了好吃的红烧猪蹄。

锅里热着呢。

赶紧去吃。

江源:宝贝女儿回来了。

我这没用的儿子就先撤了。

忘记告诉你们，听说你们宝贝女儿的成绩下滑了呢，你们不关心关心！(溜回自己房间)江父:小兔崽子，躲得了初一，躲不了十五！雯雯，你成绩单呢怎么你弟知道，你也不主动告诉我们。

206 Dream Lover(In school reading a play)Carol: "Oh swear not by by the moon, the inconstant moon, that monthly changes in her circled orb, lest that thy love prove likewise, variable."Pupil: "What shall I swear by?"Teacher: Hey! We're trying to do a little "Romeo and Juliet" here! We don't need no insensitive jerk, messing it up.Bobby: I'm sorry Coach.Teacher: Alright...err...go back to the part where Romeo was thwearing. Ok, people. Remember next week we have a major exam on all the Shakespeare Sonnets. So you better know your assonants from your elbows.Friend: Are you coming Carol, or what?Carol: Where are sensitive men, like Romeo, nowadays? Men, who aren't afraid to cry. I mean, all we have are insensitive jocks.Friend: Do you think Tom Cruise Cries?Friend 2: Tom Cruise can do anything he wants.Teacher: Seaver!Carol: Yes, Mr. Lovett.Teacher: I'm gonna say something to you that might shock you. But in this class, I consider you my equal. Well, what I mean is, if I had a question about Shakespeare, and I had a choice of either asking him or you; I'd ask you. Carol: Well thank you.Teacher: And it has nothing to do with the fact that they ran around in tights all the time. And the point is, is that I need your help. It's no big secret that I wouldn't even be teaching this class, if Mrs. Orbeaux hadn't gone a little bit flaky, if you know what I mean? But there's a kid who's flunking the class, who shouldn't be and I kind o' blame myself. So, I was wondering if, maybe you could tutor him.Carol: Well, I've never really thought of myself as a ... teacher.Teacher: Hey, who has? So what do you say?Carol: Ok, I'll give it a shot.Teacher: Ah, yeah. Hey, Bobby!Carol: The jock?Bobby: Yo, Coach!!Teacher: Now, Bobby. Seaver here's gonna help you through all that Shakespeare stuff...Bobby: Alright.Teacher: Now, look! You do everything she says, because, if you don't pass, you don't play. And it aint gonna do you no good comin' crying your eyes out to me; like you did last year.Bobby: I don't thing we ever really met. I'm Bobby Winette.Carol: I know.Bobby: And you're Carol, "The Brain".Carol: I know. You actually cried last year?Bobby: Yeah. Groin pull.Jason: Hello.Ben: It's not one of your mental patients, Dad, it's just me.Jason: Hey, you're home early, Ben.Ben: Yeah, my teacher got food poisoning from the "Tuna Surprise" in the cafeteria. She was surprised alright.Jason: Is she OK?Ben: I guess. Alls I know is that one minute Miss Cutter was reading off "The Little Fish That Could", and the next minute, she was rowfing out the window. Mike: Hey, Dad! Ask me how school went today!Jason: I'm afraid to...Mike: It went great Dad we had this pop quiz in health class and got ... Are you ready for this?... an A!!!Jason: An A?Mike: Yeah!Jason: Great news son.Mike: Yeah, Yeah. See, we had to list the four basic food groups, and I got every single one of 'em right.Jason: Wow!Mike: Those two hours of studying really paid off.Carol: Hi Dad.Jason: Hi.Carol: Mike, you're home!! Ben, you're home too!! Dad, would you make Mike take Ben some place.Jason: Any place in particular?Carol: Beijing would be good.Mike: Look! How come all of a sudden, you don't want us around?Carol: It's not sudden.Jason: Carol!Mike: Oh, no, no, no, I get it Dad. She's probably got one of her "oh so brainy friends" coming over and she's afraid that we'll embarrass her. Which of course we will.Carol: It's none of your business, who I've got coming over.Jason: Look, Carol, being ashamed of your brothers, is not nice.Ben: Yeah. (Ben burps)Jason: Could've been worse. Which one of you guys wants to come with me to pick up your Mom? Free ice-cream.Ben: Let's roll.Jason: And I don't want you to be bothering your sister when her little friend is here. Mike: Hey, no sweat Dad.Carol: Mike, why don't you go some place and count your brain cell?Mike: What is it with you? Who's coming over? The...the geek queen of Dewey High? Carol: It's none of your business.Mike: Oh. I get it. This isn't just like a she-geek, this is a he-geek, isn't it? Carol: You're scum.Mike: So, who is it? Like a hunk from the chess club? A total babe from the honors society?Carol: For your information, it happens to be the Captain of the varsity football team.Mike: Bobby Winette?Carol: Yeah.Mike: Wow...wai...wait a minute. Bobby Winette is coming over here to see you? Carol: Yeah.Mike: Why?(Door bell rings and it's Bobby)Carol: There. See?Bobby: Err...hello.Mike: Yo! Bobby! My man! How in the heck are you doing bro?Bobby: Fine. Mark, right?Mike: Yeah, yeah, that's what my close friends call me.Bobby: So, Carol, where do you wanna study?Mike: Aha. That explains why you'd be over here seeing her.Carol: Well, how about my room? There'll be fewer stupid interruptions. Bobby: Your parents won't mind?Carol: Well, we're the only ones here. Except for Mark, of course.Carol: Bobby, I don't know why Romeo didn't try CPR on Juliet before he killed himself. Bobby: I mean, the guy doesn't even check the pulse, before he does himself in.Carol: Bobby, the play is over four hundred years old. It's a Classic.Bobby: Look! To you geniuses, it may make sense that Juliet gets some drug from a priest, and pretends like she's dead, so that she can run off with a guy who's too stupid to pick up the phone and call a doctor. Well, to a guy like me, it's sheep dip!!Carol: You're calling Shakespeare, "sheep dip"?Bobby: If I was Romeo, and you were Juliet and I really had it bad for you, there's nothing nobody could say that would get in the way...not my family, not your family, not nobody. By the time those people turned around to look for you and me, we'd be in my pick-up, half way to Jersey!! I'm sorry I lost my temper. Sometimes my emotions get the best of me. I guess I'm too sensitive. Carol: It's OK. I really didn't want it anymore, anyway.Bobby: This tutoring stuff's a bad idea. My head's too thick.Carol: No, no, no, no, no. Understanding Shakespeare is a very difficult thing to do. You know, when I first read his plays I was lost for months; it ruined my entire sixth grade year.Bobby: You read this stuff in the sixth grade?Carol: I'm weird, OK?Bobby: No, no, no!! You're smart. Boy, spending this much time with me must really be boring for you, huh?Carol: Not really. So where were we?Bobby: Everybody was dead.Maggie: Dinner in half an hour Ben! Tuna SurpriBen: Aargghh!!Mike: Hey guys!Maggie: Hey Mike. Dad told me about your A in health.Jason: Yeah. Come on Mike, let's hear those four basic food groups!Mike: Yeah, maybe later Dad. I'm gonna shoot a few, OK?Maggie: Where's Carol?Mike: Upstairs in her bedroom with a football player.Maggie: Football player?Jason: Our son has a very weird sense of humour.Maggie: Yeah, little kill.Carol: Hi Mom, Dad, this is Bobby.Bobby: Please to meet you.Jason: The football player?Bobby: Yeah, you heard of me?Jason: Yeah, I just didn't believe it.Maggie: Carol, what's going on here?Carol: I'm tutoring Bobby.Maggie: Oh, well that makes sense.Bobby: Yeah. Carol's translating this Shakespeare guy into English. Maggie: Well, nice to meet you Bobby.Bobby: The pleasure was distinctly mine Mrs. Seaver. Mr. Seaver.Jason: Yo. Football.Bobby: Oh, Carol, I'll see you tomorrow. Thanks again.Maggie: Nice boy.Carol: Yeah.Maggie: Certainly was polite.Carol: Yeah.Maggie: And cute.Carol: Yeah.Jason: You're doing great Maggie.Maggie: So, what do you think of him?Carol: Oh, Mom. I'm just tutoring him. He's not my type, OK? I swear, I don't know where you'd ever get the idea I'd be attracted to body...Bobby. Jason: No reason to get excited, honey.Maggie: So, you were alone in your bedroom with a boy; so what?Jason: If there's anybody we could trust in a situation like that, it's you. Maggie: That's right, honey.Jason: You bet.Carol: What a rotten thing for you to say.Jason: I mean we have faith in you.Carol: Why does everybody always think, I'm gonna do the right thing. Maggie: So, you're saying that you're interested in Bobby?Carol: Mom. Haven't you heard a word I've said? He has none of the qualities I would look for in a boy.Jason: Well, what are those qualities?Carol: He'd have to be an intellectual; at least as smart as I am, if not smarter. He'd have to sensitive and vulnerable too, with a full understanding of the universe, and our place in it.Jason: Well, we're safe. She's eliminated everybody but Karl Sagin. Teacher: "What soft white light, through yonder window breaks? It is the..." What do you want?Pupil: Can you explain what that means?Teacher: Well, it's an analogy, wherein Shakespeare likens the presence of Juliet to that of the rising sun. You chuckle head! OK, I want you to read the first act of "Much Ado About Nothing", and be prepared to talk about what all the...err..."do" is about.Friend: Oh great, more homework. It's only Tuesday and I'm already getting behind.Friend 2: Speaking of getting behind, does anyone wanna go watch the boys' swim team practise after school?Carol: That is so dumb.Friend 2: Carol, don't you ever have any fun?Bobby: Carol, I'll see you after school at your place.Carol: OK.Friends: She does!Friend 2: So, like what is this Bobby Winette situation?Carol: There's no situation, I'm just tutoring him.Friend: Oh, well what figures.Carol: And what is that supposed to mean?Friend: Well, I don't know.Friend 2: Oh, come on Carol, don't have a cow! Everybody knows, you're immaculate.Carol: Immaculate?Friend: You know, wholesome. Well, there are worse things to be...errm...like fat.Carol: Well, for your information, Bobby and I did our studying all evening in my bedroom. And the subject was "Romeo and Juliet", if you get my meaning. You know, maybe I don't have to ogle the boys' swim team and act like a little girl, when I can be a woman, at home.Friend: Guess what? Carol Seaver spent the night with Bobby the Boy.Ben: It's me Dad, your favourite kid.Jason: Oh, well come on in Carol.Ben: Oh, hardy ha ha ha.Jason: So, how was school today?Ben: OK.Mike: Dad, we got big trouble!Jason: Mike! What happened to you?Mike: Ben, look, you're gonna have to leave; me and Dad have got some man talk alright!Ben: What am I? A Muppet?Jason: Mike, you look like you've been in a fight!Mike: Oh yeah!Jason: Well, who with?Mike: My sixth period speech class.Jason: What, you fought the whole class?Mike: Look, I don't know Dad, I was at the bottom of the pile. Look, my fight is not important right now, neither is my suspension.Jason: You were suspended?Mike: Yeah. Look, alright. At the start of the class, everybody comes up to me and asks if I've heard the news. I say, "what news?", "about Carol". Well, you know me, I'm always ready for a good Carol nerd story. Yeah, and then he starts saying this disgusting stuff about Carol. So, I keep smiling, you see, and waiting for the punch line; only he's not kidding. And I don't know what happened but the next thing I know, I was in there punching Eddie out. And then I was in there swinging and kicking, and I couldn't even figure out why I was so angry. I'm here I was, getting all busted up, protecting Carol!! I must have been delirious. Jason: Wait a minute. But, well, what were they saying about Carol?Mike: Well, that she's been...sleeping with Bobby Winette, right up in her own room!Jason: Oh. That doesn't even make any sense.Mike: Yeah, tell me about it! I mean if Bobby wants to start a rumour, why didn't he just pick someone like Sheena Birkov? Now with her...Jason: Hey, Mike! Are you sure Bobby said this?Mike: Yes Dad! Look, I don't think you should let Bobby come over here anymore.Jason: Well, he's upstairs with Carol, right now.Mike: You hold him, I'll knock him over.Jason: Mike, I'll talk to him, alright?Maggie: Hi, am I too late for the man talk? Were you in a fight?Mike: Not just a fight; a brawl.Jason: Yeah. Protecting his sister's good name.Mike: Yeah. Nobody bad-mouths that geek, when I'm around!Carol: "Then have my lips, the sin that they have took." Now, Juliet means thatRomeo's first kiss, the sin, should be taken back by Romeo.Bobby: Sounds like she's scamming him for another kiss?Carol: Exactly!Bobby: Alright!Carol: OK. Here.Bobby: "Sin from my lips, oh tre...tre...tre..."Carol: Trespass.Bobby: "...Trespass sweetly urged. Give me my sin again." So, he gets the message, right?Carol: Right! And then they kiss, restating their love, even though they are from two different worlds.Bobby: Carol.Carol: Yes.Bobby: You're really...smart.Carol: Lucky me.Bobby: Oh, no, I mean it's nice! I...I...I never hung out with a smart girl before; it's interesting.Carol: The stock market is interesting.Bobby: I mean, it's kind o' nice.Carol: Nice, is nice.Bobby: There's this theatre that's showing "Romeo and Juliet", and I was wondering if you had nothing to do, you and I could...Carol: Mom! Dad!Maggie: I sincerely hope we aren't interrupting anything.Bobby: A...a...afternoon Mr. and Mrs. Seaver.Jason: Bobby, I wanna have a word with you.Carol: Dad, what are you doing?Maggie: And I'd like a word with you, Carol.Carol: This is so embarrassing.Jason: Bobby, my office. You can take your books.Carol: Mother, do you have any idea what you have just done?Maggie: I certainly do.Carol: You have ruined my entire life.Maggie: Carol, I don't think you understand what is going on.Carol: I'll tell you what's going on. The captain of the football team, the pride of the Dewey Hooters was in the middle of asking me out. Me! Carol "The Brain" Seaver!Maggie: Oh, honey, I hate to be the one to tell you this but Bobby isn't as nice as he might seem.Carol: How would you know?Maggie: Because, he's saying terrible things about you.Carol: What are you talking about?Maggie: He's been telling people, all over school, that while you two were supposed to be studying, you slept together.Maggie: And I don't want someone who would spread those kinds of rumours about my daughter, in this house.Carol: Well, Mom...erm... I think we have a problem then.Jason: Well?Bobby: Well, what?Jason: Explain yourself!Bobby: Oh, you mean, like where I was born, what position I play!Jason: No. I'm talking about what you said at school yesterday.Bobby: What do you mean?Jason: The lie you told.Bobby: Oh. How did you know?Jason: Everyone knows.Bobby: OK. I didn't really read Moby Dick. The library has these old kind o' books, called Classic Illustrated and all I did was...Jason: I'm talking about Carol!Bobby: Oh, I bet she read it. She's read everything.Carol: I just read it to Debby and Shelly. I mean I never thought they'd go blab it all over the whole school with it!!Maggie: Oh, forget about Debby and Shelly.Carol: I'd like to. I mean, how could they do that? How could they believe something like that?Maggie: Because they heard it from you!Carol: Mom, don't defend them.Maggie: Carol, how could you start a rumour like that about... It is a rumour, isn't it?Carol: Of course it is Mom. I mean, everybody knows that, decent, responsible, immaculate Carol wouldn't dare do a thing like that.Maggie: Then, why?Carol: I don't know.Maggie: Carol, that's a Mike answer. I expect a little more from you.Carol: What am I, a saint? Why do you always have to say, "Mike, why can't you be more like your sister?" Why does every teacher I've ever had put me in charge, when they leave the class room? Why is it that I'm the one, always to be elected a recording secretary?Maggie: Oh, honey, those are all good things.Carol: I just wish, that every once in a while, it would be nice to thought of as...dangerous.Maggie: Provocative?Carol: Yes.Maggie: Sexy?Carol: Yes.Maggie: The kind o' girl that should never be allowed to study in her bedroom with a hunk?Maggie: Have you noticed...Bobby's cute bottom?Carol: Mom?Maggie: What, am I wrong?Carol: No!!!Maggie: You know honey, you're gonna have to clear up this rumour at school. Carol: Oh yeah. Do you think it could...erm...wait a couple of days?Jason: Bobby, you leave me no choice. I'm gonna phone your parents! Bobby: Why?Jason: Why? Because you told anybody who would listen, that you and Carol... Maggie: Studied together!!!Jason: What?Bobby: Was I supposed to keep that a secret?Maggie: Jason, it's alright.Jason: Hold on!!Maggie: Hold off!!Jason: But, he...Maggie: Didn't...Jason: Ah!Maggie: Do...Jason: But I...Maggie: Anything. Trust me. Bobby, Carol's waiting to finish your lesson...in the living room.Bobby: Thanks for not calling my folks Mr. Seaver. I promise the first thing tomorrow, I'm gonna read Moby Dick, cover to cover.Carol: Hi.Bobby: Hi. You have a very strange family.Carol: Oh, they seem pretty normal to me. OK, where were we? Oh yeah, you were saying something about Romeo and Juliet the movie.Bobby: I was gonna ask you, if you'd...Carol: I'd love to.Bobby: Right, well, I'm gonna go and get ready.Carol: Why? You look incredible. I mean...errm... What time are you gonna be picking me up?Bobby: An hour?Carol: Fine. I may change too.Bobby: Carol, I think you're real neat.(They kiss and Mike enters)Mike: Hey! Nobody says that about my sister!!Ben: Hmmm. Shakespeare. Macbeth. "Out, out damn spot!" Ah, so the guy had a dog.206 流言那没有常性的月亮，三十天里它竟会变上几回圆缺。

620 Not With My Carol You Don'tMike: Alright. I'm here. We can eat.Maggie: Dinner will be a minute mike. Carol is at the store.Mike: Ah, when it's ready, will it be free?Maggie: Yes.Mike: Then I'll stay.Jason: Hmmm, boy those fish sticks sure, um, smell.Maggie: We are waiting for tartar sauce.Ben: Is Carol back yet?Maggie: Relax Ben. Dinner's going to be a while.Ben: Its not dinner. She was supposed to buy toilet paper. Mike, do you have any toilet paper?Mike: No. I never buy the stuff. I steal yours. Gosh, you guys don_t think very much of me do you?Maggie and jason: No.Carol: If you are dumb enough to do it, then you are dumb enough to tell them about it. Speak!Chrissy: Well...Carol: Oh, you think you are so cute with that curly hair, unending smile and happy disposition.You make me puke.Jason: What's going on Carol?Mike: Yeah, and more importantly, where is the tartar sauce?Carol: Mike, this is bigger than tartar sauce.Ben: Where's the toilet paper.Carol: We have no tartar sauce. We have no toilet paper. We have no groceries. And why don't we have any groceries Chrissy?Chrissy: There was a lady who was needy with a dirty face and I gave her the grocery money.Carol: How selfish can you be? What is a hungry person doing inside a supermarket?Jason: Carol, come on, we are going to be late.Maggie: Honey, in the light of day I'm not so sure this is such a good idea anymore.Jason: Oh, you're kidding. Down at the free clinic she is going to meet some people who are down on their luck, who are not freeloaders, misfits and losers. Maggie: Well that could happen, yes.Jason: I mean last night I couldn't believe the way she was talking Maggie. I mean I don't remember ever being so disappointed in one of our children. Where did she get that insensitivity?Maggie: So you are saying I'm a bad mother?Jason: No Maggie.Maggie: Well excuse me for being a little concerned about our daughter hanging out with dangerous people.Jason: Maggie, I have been working with these people for six months. Maggie: Jason, there is a reason you've been working with them for months. Jason: Maybe you ought to come down and volunteer.Maggie: Well I've thought about it and I've just been looking for the right weekend. Hey, I've got an idea. I'll just write you a check.Jason: Maggie, we do amazing things down there. It's a place I really believe in. You honestly think I'd put my daughter in danger?Maggie: No.Jason: And underneath, she's a smart enough girl. I have a gut feeling that she is going to see this as a very worthwhile experience.Carol: Alright. I'm ready. Let's get this nightmare over with.Jason: Come on Carol. This way. Right along here to the right are where all the doctor' s offices are. Here you'll see that there is, uh, what are you doing? Carol: Getting rid of all my jewelry.Jason: Come on.Webster: Excuse me. You dropped this.Jason: Thank you Webster. And what have we learned from this?Carol: They are watching me. They are all watching me.Jason: Alright. This is the main conference room. This is where all those dead beats come to fake their way through group sessions, so they can go back on the street and beg, borrow and steal from people like you.Carol: Uh hu.Jason: Carol, I was being sarcastic.Carol: I know you were dad. And I also know why you brought me here. So that I can see that there are other people worse off than me.Jason: When did you become such a Princess?Carol: Hu! I am not a Princess. Now can we just get this pointless exercise over with so that I can go home and take a nap?(Phone rings)Carol: Community health clinic. Uh hu. Uh hu. Oh I'm sorry; we can not give prescriptions over the phone. And by the way, I don't think that is a legal drug. Well you don't have to be rude about it. Excuse me but that is anatomically impossible.Man: Excuse me, is the food bank open?Carol: The hours are one to four. Sign in here. Last name first, first name last. Man: Oh, I'm not here to get food; I'm here to give food.Carol: Oh, oh I'm sorry.Man: For your information thin is in. See I put in long hours at the spa to keep my body lean and mean. You look familiar.Carol: Do you go to Columbia?Man: Only the P. Hold on. You stick your nose up in the air like you smell somet5hing bad.Carol: No.Man: Yeah, I know you. You take the number one train.Carol: Well I don't know you.Man: I sell you the New York Times every day.Carol: Oh, yes. Yes of course. How nice to see you outside of work. Webster: These black people get on my nerves too.Lady: Alright. Let's have all my juvenile delinquents this way. I'm your last hope so don't tick me off. Oh you. I said this way Princess.Webster: She's not one of your juvenile delinquents. She's a person of substance who's just slumming down here.Carol: That's right.Lady: Great. We need people like you.Webster: These white people get on my nerves too.Carol: You're making fun of me.Webster: No. That was a joke. You're Doctor Seavers daughter, aren't you? Carol: Yeah. How did you know?Webster: I returned your ear ring this morning. Carol: Oh. Oh yes. Right. Of course. Nick isn't it?Webster: No it isn't. It's Webster.Carol: Webster, Nick, they are very close.Webster: You don't notice people do you?Carol: Oh, it's nothing personal. I don_t notice important people either. Webster: Uh hu.Carol: No. I'm sorry. I'm just a little uncomfortable. I mean there is a bucket of guns right here.Webster: Well why are you volunteering right here?Carol: Oh, I'm not volunteering. My father dragged me down here so I could get some sensitivity.Webster: Still early in the day hu? Lucky for you you are here on a day I volunteer.Carol: Oh, you're a volunteer? Oh what a relief. I thought I'd put my foot in my mouth again.For a second there I thought you were one of them.Webster: Who? Oh heaven forbid no.Carol: I know what you are saying. I mean what is it with these people? Webster: I know. Can't they get a job? Can't they be respectable? I guess they just like to fool themselves with all these sessions.Carol: I know.Jason: Webster, we've got to put back your two o' clock session. They've got Doctor Miller cornered.Carol: Two o clock session. You are one of them?Webster: OOOh!Carol: No.Webster: My parole officer says I can get six months off my probation if I get a High School Equivalency Certificate.Jason: So what are you going to do?Webster: Study.Jason: Yeah. I wish my oldest son was on parole. Alright Webster. That's all the time we have for today. And uh, I'm real proud of you. Last year did you think you'd be going back to school?Webster: No way.Jason: Hey Carol, how are you doing?Carol: I gave back all the weapons, but there was one extra.Lady: That's mine.Jason: Thought we had a break through.Carol: I found this in the copy machine. I think it's an English paper. Webster: You didn't read it did you?Carol: No.Webster: Then what are all these red marks?Carol: Ok. I read it and corrected it. Force of habit.Webster: Well what did you think?Carol: It was moving and compelling.Webster: Especially for a street kid, right?Carol: Look, I'm not saying that the spelling wasn't atrocious and grammar awful. And I've never heard the word 'mother' used quite so colorfully. But the ideas behind it, when you are deciding whether or not to rob a liqueur store, I knew how you were feeling. It took me two and a half mo0nths to pick my major.I mean decisions like that can affect your whole life.Webster: Golly!Carol: You're making fun of me again?Webster: No. It's just that you are the first person who's read it.Carol: Webster, it's good.Webster: Can you help me make it better?Carol: I'm leaving now.Jason: Carol? Hey, it's Saturday night. What are you doing going out? Carol: Don't worry. It's not a date.Jason: Come on, you're nineteen. You don't have to tell me where you are going. Who you are going with. What you are going to be doing. When you are coming back.Carol: Good.Jason: Cos I'm proud of you Carol. I was real proud of you today. The way you came down to the free clinic and you saw the way those people are just like the rest of us. They just need a little trust and faith.Carol: Thank you. And not that I need to tell you but I'm meeting with Webster to help him with his English paper.Jason: Oh Webster. Are you going over to his night school?Carol: No.Jason: Library?Carol: No.Jason: No no. Just the two of you?Carol: Oh, I'm sorry. You think it's the Webster I know from the clinic, but its not. It's Webster Thornhill from Columbia.Jason: Oh yeah. Oh good. Ok great. You have a good time.Carol: Dad, I can't believe this.Jason: What?Carol: It's the same Webster.Jason: I am not a hypocrite.Carol: After all this talk about me respecting people and I want to meet with him and you are upset.Jason: It's just that you don't know everything there is to know about Webster.I mean, he is on parole and ...You're right. I am a hypocrite. And if you are going to respect somebody, you should respect them as much as y0u would somebody else. So I'm sorry. You go and help him and have a good time. OkCarol: Thank you daddy.Jason: Alright.Carol: Bye.Jason: That's what I brought her down there for. This is good. This is a good thing. I'm proud of her. I can't wait to tell Maggie. "Maggie, your daughter is going out with an ex con"."Maggie, ha ha ha, Carol is going out with an ex con". Carol!Maggie: Where's Carol going?Jason: Don't know. Don't have a clue. No honestly I don't. No.Jason: Come on Maggie. Come on. Time is running out.Maggie: This is the best I can do. E X C O N.Jason: That's ex con. Ok, just say it Maggie. Don't try to be cute. I don't like it when you're cute. You are too old to be cute.Maggie: Pardon?Jason: That word Maggie. Why did you use that word?Maggie: Because it is the triple word score.Jason: Oh, yes. It is.Webster: When I got paroled, I learned I was no longer a thief. And what I am I don't know, but I fear a dark and desperate time may come when I must define myself as something. And the only word that comes to mind is thief.Carol: So beautiful. There is such a sense of hopelessness.Webster: I'll say.Carol: Read the rest.Webster: That is all I got so far.Carol: Well what are your ideas for the ending?Webster: I don't know. I was thinking maybe after this high school thing I couldget some training and maybe be a counselor for guys like me.Carol: Really?Webster: Yeah. City College has this program where you go part time and you work part time.And there are plenty of jobs in the bad neighborhoods because nobody wants to work there, and for it would be a short commute. What are you going to do Carol?Carol: I'm not sure exactly beyond Columbia, a top Law School, Clerking for the Supreme Court Justice, and not necessarily a woman, but I wouldn't rule out a career in politics.Webster: So this will be our last meal together.Carol: No.Webster: Some more coffee over here to cut the grease.Waiter: I told you not to order the chilly. Hey, have you been in here before? Webster: No. That's why I ordered the chilly.Waiter: All night long I've been trying to place your face.Webster: Well its right here.Waiter: Maybe I saw you on Johnny Carson.Carol: Look, I want to apologize. I must have seemed like such a... Webster: Princess?Carol: Ok, ok, I was a princess.Webster: Hey don't get down on yourself. It must be kind of strange of you to be in this neighborhood.Carol: Well actually I commute to Manhattan everyday for school. I see all kinds of disgusting filth.Webster: Well here you don't get to walk over them and keep walking with a face like this.Carol: I will have you know that I have lived in the city.Waiter: That is the guy who mugged me two years ago.Jason: Thank god. Alright Maggie, your suspicions were true. I didn't want to say anything before because I knew you'd be upset. But Carol tonight has been out with an ex con.Maggie: What?Jason: Yes, somebody I have been working with down at the clinic. An armed robber.Maggie: Carol is out with him now?Jason: No, she is not out with him now. She is home safe and sound, like I knew she would be, and we think we should applaud carols new found sensitivity and awareness. Come on. Hey!Mike: Thank you, thank you. Thank you.Maggie: Jason, you were saying?Jason: Carol is going to be fine. Alright, let's just finish the game.Maggie: Carol is out with an ex con?(Phone rings)Jason: Ex con is hyphenated. That doesn't count Maggie.Mike: Telephone.Jason: Excuse me.Maggie: No, take a message Mike.Mike: It sounds pretty important mum.Maggie: So is this.Mike: Guys, how do you spell precinct?Policeman: Did you know your daughter was going out with a convicted felon? Maggie: Some of us did.Policeman: That's not good.Jason: What happened?Policeman: Well what happened was the owner of the diner recognized the suspect as the person who'd mugged him a couple of years ago. The owner called the police. Held the guy at gunpoint. Before we arrived the suspect wrestled the gun away from the guy and then, this is crazy he took ten bucks from a full cash register and fled.Maggie: It was a miracle Carol wasn't hurt.Policeman: Yeah.Jason: That just doesn't sound like Webster. Webster would be the kind... Maggie: Webster! Jason please!Jason: Carol.Maggie: Oh honey. Are you ok?Carol: I think so.Maggie: Oh my poor baby. Let's go home.Carol: daddy I don't understand what happened.Maggie: Forget about it.Carol: Mum, I don't want to forget about it. Daddy, how could this happen? Jason: I don't know.Carol: Daddy, he was telling me how he wanted to be counselor and help other kids. We were laughing. And then all of a sudden, this guy comes and pulls this gun on him and calls him a thief. "You are a thief and that's all you are is a thief". And Webster's eyes changed. It was like he'd died. And then he just grabbed the gun, took some money and left.Maggie: He's a criminal Carol.Carol: Mum, he is more than that. He was trying. I mean you should read this essay. He worked on it so hard. And then he just left it there like it didn't even matter. Daddy, I don't understand.Maggie: Jason, are you coming to bed? I'm not through yelling at you yet. Jason: Not right now.Maggie: I finally got Carol to sleep. And do you know what she said to me as she was drifting off? She actually said that she was glad that she went down to that awful clinic. Jason are you listening to me?Jason: She could have been killed.Maggie: Damn right. She could have been killed. Look Jason, I want to help thedowntrodden people just as much as you do, but when there is a chance that one of our children...Jason: Maggie, I put my daughter in danger. I know that. Yes, yes. It was a silly idea. My stupid idealism. I believe that just because I go down there and I work with people, that I can make a difference. I can change them Maggie. I'm a fool. Maggie: Oh Jason, I, I never called you a fool.Jason: If anything had happened to her Maggie. God!Maggie: Sweetheart I need a little of your stupid idealism in my life. I can be narrow minded.But you know what; together we make a pretty balanced person. Separately, I'm not crazy about either one of us.Jason: Yeah. Well I always thought, you know I believed that if you were a good person, if you treat people with respect, if you are sincere and you're fair and you're honest, if you believe in god, then nothing can harm you. Nothing can harm the people you love. Tonight Maggie I see for the first time, it's uh, I was wrong.Maggie: Oh Jason, just because Webster turned out bad doesn't mean you haven't helped out a lot of people down there.Jason: Well Maggie, how do I know that they wouldn't have gotten better by themselves? How do I know I make a difference?Maggie: You make a difference with me.Jason: That's very sweet. I just, I think I want to be alone for a bit. Maggie: Ok. Jason, I love you.Jason: I'm glad.Webster: Doc.Jason: What are you doing here?Webster: Where else can I go?Jason: Well you came to the wrong place.Webster: I made a big mistake.Jason: You made a mistake! What about me? I trusted you Webster. I trusted you with my daughter.Webster: I didn't plan for that gun.Jason: I don't want to hear about it. I'm going to call the police.Webster: Well is Carol alright?Jason: What do you care?Webster: I care alright damn it! I do.Jason: What were you doing tonight Webster?Webster: Doctor Seaver, tonight for the first time, I saw that all that stuff we talked about could really happen. Then that guy in the diner starts talking about stuff that happened years ago. Saying I was a thief and that was all I was ever going to be. Well he convinced me.Jason: Well you know better.Webster: Yeah doctor, but only because of you. And that's why I'm here. Jason: Cos of me.Webster: Yeah, I wouldn't feel so awful right now if you hadn't made me feel so good. Would you come down to the police station with me? I need you to come with me.Jason: I'll come. I'll come. I'll come with you.Webster: I didn't mean for...for any of this to happen. I'm so, I'm sorry doc. (crying) I'm sorry man.Jason: We'll get you through it. We'll get you through it.620同情与偏见好吧，我来了，吃饭吧。

美剧【成长的烦恼】人物访谈字幕：我爱星期六早晨这么安静。

静的连树叶落下来的声音也能听见。

树叶也太大了。

你这个傻瓜。

你才是傻瓜。

你妈妈的。

你的妈妈的。

嘿，孩子们，行了行了。

你们都是同一个妈妈。

说说究竟怎么回事。

凯萝尔把水给我关了，我正在冲淋浴她就把水给我关了。

我没辙了，他不肯让我进浴室。

我这样你能进来吗。

他在浴室里都待了一个半小时了。

是一小时33分零22秒。

他想载入世界纪录大全。

什么记录，本恩，傻大哥记录？这是美国广播电视台拍摄的情景喜剧【成长的烦恼】。

从1985年9月这部家庭剧开播，直到1992年4月结束，一共播出了7季166集。

在这个其乐融融的五口之家中发生了许多妙趣横生、温馨感人的故事，让观众在开怀大笑的同时体会到家庭的温暖，体会到成长的快乐与烦恼。

这部剧一经播出就风靡世界，也走进了中国家庭，成为一代中国人不可磨灭的成长记忆。

【成长的烦恼】对我的一生有着非同一般的影响，它帮我开启了很多的大门。

许多观众都怀念【成长的烦恼】，他们说他们已经再也找不到一部像【成长的烦恼】一样，轻松幽默、温情感人，同时又发人深省的情景喜剧了。

情景喜剧起源于美国幽默诙谐、笑料百出的特点，让它自诞生之日起就受到人们的喜爱。

然而，上世纪八十年代初，曾经备受追捧的情景喜剧却进入了萧条期。

1983年，长演不衰的经典剧【陆军野战医院】因收视低迷而被迫停播，同一年，没有任何一部情景喜剧能够跻身于电视收视排行榜前十位，这是之前三年间从未发生过的。

当时，掌握着电视节目生杀大权的三大电视巨头纷纷断言情景喜剧已经陷入绝境即将消亡了。

但是决策者的判断有时也会出现重大失误。

1984年，美国全国广播公司孤注一掷推出的喜剧片【考斯比一家】居然出人意料的大获成功，从而扭转了情景喜剧的败局，【考斯比一家】叫好又叫座，它的成功给日渐暗淡的情景喜剧注入了一针强心剂。

三大广播网意识到原来情景喜剧还是有很强的生命力的。

于是，八十年代中后期，情景喜剧又成了各大公司争相拍摄的热门电视形式。

609欧洲之行(上)你好。

晚上好，您和您太太愿意花最少的钱去欧洲旅游来重温婚礼后的激情岁月么？我很喜欢。

Ben!Mike你知道的，爸爸说他不买你卖的任何东西。

好吧，我告诉你，我喜欢什么。

啊，我愿意跟这儿的主人讲话。

你等着，妈！Ben，别乱叫。

电话，讨厌的推销员。

喂，Mike。

你好，Seaver太太，我完全能够使你的婚姻再次充满激情。

都是他们教的，妈妈，这是一次巧合。

Mike，你已经向我们推销过一次了。

我还想告诉你夫人，我们将安排游览充满浪漫情调的巴黎、罗马和巴塞罗那，收费最便宜。

你父亲是铁公鸡。

求你了，妈妈，只要花一点儿，你们俩就能去欧洲了。

Mike，要想让你爸爸同意去欧洲，除非猪能飞起来。

Jason，你已经同意了，真难以相信。

我一直带吝啬的帽子，这一下总算是彻底的摘掉了。

要是叫辆出租就更好了。

好了，我只想全家一起到机场送我们，那会更有意思点儿。

你别去听他的，Jason。

当岳父母的就应该帮着照顾孩子们，开好车子。

呵呵，这话听起来不错。

啊，爸爸，机场到了，该让Carol在运货处下车了。

听着，有些人不肯带我去欧洲，已经是够残忍的了，还非得让我给臭小子Ben系在一块儿，嗯。

啊，那我把Carol绑在行李上。

我不管，反正我要去欧洲了。

Carol，这是个浪漫的假日，我要跟你爸爸单独庆祝我们的结婚纪念日。

还要忘了我们有过孩子。

希望我也能忘了。

孩子们，还有，我们将度过快乐的一周，Carol，我终于有机会教你如何化妆了，至于Ben，男人也应该学点儿针线活儿，再说，现在是80年代了。

是90年代，外婆。

Christine，别跟你外婆搞了。

外，外公，就这儿，往右靠，往右靠。

Jason，头等舱，我真没想到。

我也没想到。

啊，不，不，不，不，伙计，你们还没到，这是我的。

你的？对。

我卖了这么多票，公司决定免费给我旅游一次，是奖励。

Mike也要去欧洲旅游？你怎么没提起过？本来还想和你妈妈浪漫的旅游一次，现在有你在边上。

哦，爸爸，你别紧张，我们决不会同时出现在一个城市里，我们决不会碰头的，我乐得自由自在。

602 远走高飞他就这么走了，这个没出息的不孝的我的儿子走了，我的长子，我的小Jason，不，该把小字去掉。

我想要上这个学校。

Phillip Boynton中立师范学院？说得对。

Michael Seaver。

Seaver先生，请你大致谈谈最近演过些什么戏好吗？就在昨天我使我父母相信了，我已经放弃了表演。

你欺骗了我们。

这么说你根本就不想上Boynton学院？说得对。

这么跟你说吧，你要住这房子吗？你要吃Seaver家的饭吗？那你就得继续念书当个学生，你去哪学我不并在乎。

你的意思是，如果我不按你的意思去做，就得让我搬出去。

不，这话是你自己说的。

可为什么？你来回答我吧，我是要你住在这儿的。

我也想住爸爸，那，那我们俩还吵什么？我们不再吵了，明早听你的决定？Jason！ Jason！嗨怎么？叫Mike抓紧点，他的早饭凉了，孩子们吃早饭了。

哦天呐！我怎么去对Maggie说，瞧她穿着粉红的睡袍，不慌不忙的，还打着鸡蛋，天呐！真性感。

不对，不对，我已经跑题了，我怎么对她说呢？Jason你要干嘛？我要抱我的爱人，这不仅因为你漂亮Maggie，还因为咱俩在一块能正视发生的一切，包括Mike的出走。

Mike出走了？这个。

哦！肯定是你逼的，你那种愚蠢的唠叨，把我们的大儿子逼走了。

记住亲爱的，重要的是咱俩的爱情能继续存在。

也许我太多虑了，她是个大人，她会理解的。

听着Maggie！把打蛋器放下。

你说什么？我有一个坏消息，Mike他出走了。

哦！那很好。

你一点都不担心？那有什么？再生他几个，其实我现在就想再生一个。

好样的，我该怎么办？我就走进去鼓起勇气，哦上天，勇敢点。

快叫Mike下来，不然的话，他的蛋要煎老了。

得了，Mike今天不吃早饭了。

你是否想用饥饿来制服他。

他出走了？什么？走了、跑了，他的车、他的衣服，一切全都带走了，他去演那该死的戏了。

哦！我不相信，说不定他又在搞什么鬼。

亲爱的！他连卫生纸都带走了。

我的孩子，我还以为你说服了他，问题全都解决了呢。

Growing Pains S1_E01Jason: Alright lady drop that spatula or you're scrambled.Maggie: Go ahead, make my day. Well, I guess I showed you.Jason: Show me moreMaggie: Oh Jason, the kids.Jason: I can kiss the kids later. You know I read an article that s aid that two career couples should really make a special effort to always remain...frisky.Maggie: At breakfast?Jason: At all meals.Mike: What's the matter? You guys aren't gettin' enough?Jason: Michael, a lot of kids would get smacked for a remark like thatMike: Come on dad, you can't hit me you're a liberal humanist.Jason: Could be an accident.Carol: Could be a dream come true.Mike: Mom, can't we sell Carol and get a tape deck for the Volvo?Carol: Mike, you give new meaning to the word vacuous.Mike: Oh yeah? What was the old meaning?Carol: I rest my case.Jason: Ben! Ben! What's so funny Ben?Ben: That Phyllis George, she's screwed up again.Maggie: Hey, what's that you're reading about?Carol: Well it says here that as the universe expands, all matter is degenerating into a state of total disorganization.Maggie: Thank god I thought it was just me.Mike: So what are you guys doing tonight? "The House of Sweat", yeah great! Hey look can I talk to you guys later, yeah, bye.Maggie: Mike, what is "The House of Sweat"?Carol: It's that new under twenty dance club on Geravo Turnpike.Mike: Yeah, and it sounds like a great idea mom. It's a safe, wholesome place for teens to congregate.Maggie: And the larger the group, the smaller their brains get.Jason: Oh come on Maggie!Mike: Yeah, come on Maggie! Yes well time to go wait for that school bus; you know if I hurry I can still get a seat in the non-smoking section.Maggie: Good day! Bye sweetheart. Bye Ben, love you!Jason: Catch you later Ben! I still have some paper work to do before my nine o' clock gets here, and if you start feeling frisky and you have eight of ten seconds before work, you know where to find me.Maggie: Ben, what are you doing here you'll miss the bus. What's the matter honey?Ben: Dad didn't know how to do my elbow.Maggie: Oh? Let me see. Oh dad did a great job on these cuts...Superman bandaids- the works. Oh I get it, he didn't kiss it better...and say I love you little pumpkin head.Ben: It was all so clinical. Mom, how come you had to go back to work?Maggie: I didn't have to Ben, I wanted to. Come here. Ben, imagine you had to spend fifteen years in this house, without ever going out to play. You'd go crazy wouldn't you? Well believe it or not, alot of grown-ups feel the same way about work.Ben: That's sick mom.Maggie: Ben, I know this has been a big change for all of us, and I worry about not being here for you because...well...you're the youngest. And I worry about not being here for Carolbecause she's a girl, and she needs her mother. And I worry about not being here for Mike, to keep him from accidentally blowing som ething up. And believe me I worry about leaving your father here to cope with all you monsters.Ben: You shouldn't worry so much mom, you'll make yourself crazy.Maggie: I love you.patient: It's always the same dream Doc. I on a subway, and this wom an sits across from me...beautiful woman! And I look at her, she looks at me. I lick my lips, she licks her lips. This goes on, and finally she leans across and she whispers to me: "you have huge knees". Does that mean anything Doc?Mike: I should be good for about five bucks a piece.Jason: Good visit Waller, and hey don't worry too much about this thing, ok? See you next week. Bye bye!Mike: Can I talk with you for a second dad?Jason: Sure.Mike: In your office. Kids!Jason: So, you wanted to talk about something...Mike: Yeah, erm, mostly I just wanted to mention how smoothly things have been running, since the wife went back to work, and you moved your practice back into the house.Jason: Well thank you.Mike: Dad, we've been friends now for a long time...right?Jason: Off and on, yesMike: I know, I love that. See dad, you know that dance hall place I mentioned this morning...Jason: "The House of Sweat".Mike: Yeah, yeah. Jerry and I were talking and we decided...Jason: Jerry?Mike: Yeah, Jerry Delish. He's an older friend of mine, an excellent driver, with two years of drivers A.Jason: Two years of drivers A?Mike: Yeah, you see in his first class he ran over a dog...but he drove beautifully after that, and we're talking one tiny, wreckless little dog here dad.Jason: tough break.Mike: So anyway I was thinking that maybe we could go down there tonight, and Jerry would drive so you wouldn't have to....Jason: what would your mother say?Mike: Mom? I guess she would say...what's the phrase I'm looking for here dad?Jason: NO!!Mike: Yeah that's it. I guess that means I can't go, right?Jason: Well, it just means I don't like you coming in, and trying to get away with something. That's not the relationship I wanna have with you.Mike: I'm sorry dad.Jason: Alright now look. Now that I'm in charge at home, we can try things my way.Mike: Alright!!Jason: You don't even know what "my way" is?Mike: Sure I do dad, it's a Sinatra song.Jason: You're workin' a fine line here Mike. Ok look, here's the deal. I'll give you a little more freedom, you've got to promise me alot more responsibility.Mike: Hey, no problem dad. I swear, I am ready for total responsibilityJason: Mike, I'm not ready for total responsibility.Mike: You're right, sorry.Jason: Ok? You go out and have a good time. Just remember what we talked about.Mike: Absolutely dad, thanks, I promise. Wait, what about mom, what if she's mad?Jason: Mike, your mom's not an ogre...I'll talk to her she'll understandMaggie: You let him do what?Jason: Maggie, he's fifteen years old now.Maggie: So what! He's fifteen! It's completely arbitrary to just pick an age like that, and say that is when a kid is mature.Jason: You know that by the time Mozart was fifteen, he'd written seven symphonies. Maggie: That's because Mozart's father didn't let him go to "The House of Sweat". Who did he go with?Jason: I don't know. Some kid...Jerry Dolish, Dellish.Maggie: Jerry "dog killer" Dellish.Jason: Maggie, he hit one dog.Maggie: Yeah, but he hit it four timesJason: Ok, well, err, Mike isn't Jerry, and a kid needs some freedom in order to learn responsibility.Maggie: Ah Jason I know you believe in this unlimited human potential...stuff. And that's great for your patients, but when...maggie and Jason: ...it comes to your own children...Maggie: ...I believe in original...Jason: ...sin.Maggie: Sin. Oh I don't know, maybe I shouldn't have gone back to work.Jason: Now come on Maggie, don't say that. Now you took fifteen years off, to raise a family, and you deserve to go back to work now. You just have to have a little more faith in me and the kids.Maggie: Oh, maybe you're right.Jason: Course I'm right. We shouldn't be worrying, we should be...celebrating. Which is why I've taken the liberty of placing a little chilled Champagne in a bucket beside the bed...slipped som e satin sheets on the old bouncer.Maggie: satin sheets, you?Jason: yeah, well the gut in the store showed me some before and after pictures of a couple who tried them and....they looked very...satisfied.Maggie: And what about Ben, and Carol?Jason: Well I slipped some sleeping pills into their Gatorine. They'll be asleep for about three weeks.Maggie: Jason!Jason: Well I didn't really, but they are fffrrrr, and we can frrefderrtt!!!! Hello. Yeah this is Jason Seaver. No you must be looking for som eone else because....take your clothes off...no, no, our Mike is only fifteen, so he wouldn't be driving a car..I see.Maggie: What did he say?Jason: He said, that's why your Mike is in our jail.prisoner: What are you in for kid?Mike: I killed a man, just to watch him die. You?prisoner: Unpaid parking tickets.Mike: Oh no it's my mom!Jason: Come on Maggie, we don't even know the facts yet. I mean it's not so unusual for a teenage boy to have a minor run-in with the police. Some of these guys can be real macho headbangers.policeman: Hiya! You folks care for some hot cocoa? I just made a fresh pot.Jason: look, we're the Seavers. You've locked up our son. An officer claimed he was driving a car.policeman: Ah yes sir, we...er...picked him up in the "House of Sweat" parking lot. He wasdriving in circles for approximately twelve minutes.Jason: Ok, so a fifteen year old boy drives his friends car around the lot a few times. policeman: Oh did I mention, he side swerved a police car on the way out?Jason: he what?policeman: He tore that bumber off like he was peeling an orange. A three hundred and fifty dollar orange.Mike: Hiya dad...mom. You look good tonight. You look young!prisoner: Come on son.Mike: Mom, dad, this is J erry. I guess it's kind of hard to see the basis of our friendship, huh? Jason: I dunno, he has a certain...care free charm.Mike: you should see him when he's sober.Maggie: Mike! You will be grounded for two months.Mike: Two months!?! Dad can't you talk to her?Jason: Oh I did Mike. Originally it was one month.Mike: That means you added a month.Ben: Nothing gets by you does it.Mike: Dad you said you'd talk to her.Jason: Damn it Mike!!! You said you'd act responsibly, now I don't wanna hear another word out of you is that clear?ben and Carol: Wow.Maggie: Oh yeah, our romantic evening. Anyone who's not used to satin sheets could easily have an accident.Jason: Maggie, don't patronize me!! Ok?! And where the hell are my pyjamas?Maggie: Gee I'm sorry I'm really not sure.Jason: Well you wouldn't think it would be so damned tough to keep tabs on a pair of pyjamas around here!!!!Maggie: Jason, I don't understand why you're so upset. I mean it's not like this is the first time he's screwed up.Jason: Who's screwed up?Maggie: Mike.Jason: Who said anything about Mike. I'm upset because I can't find my pyjamas. I mean if you'd left a pair of pyjamas around...and these are big pyjamas I'm talking about...and they just vanished into thin air...well wouldn't you be pretty upset???!!!!!Maggie: Absolutely. In fact I'm amazed at the way you're holding it together.Mike: What?Carol: I...I've never seen dad, actually too mad to talk.Mike: Well thanks for your support, you know I feel like a new m an now.Carol: I'm sorry. Look it's not so bad, I bet in a year he'll look back on this whole thing and laugh. Ok, maybe chuckle.Jason: Ok, I admit it...I'm upset with Mike.Maggie: Oh?Jason: Aren't you?Maggie: Absolutely, I'm furious...but no more furious at him than I've been a dozen times before. I mean he's a kid Jason, what did you expect?Jason: Yeah, but he said, not three feet away from me, and he said "dad I swear it, I'm ready for total responsibility."Maggie: Jason, you are not ready for total responsibility. I mean face it, the boy's fifteen.He's a hormone with feet.Jason: I know, I know I know but someday that hormone will be a man, and I want that man to have a sense of responsibility.Maggie: Go talk to him. You won't sleep if you don't. Don't worry, I'll continue the search forthe pajamas.Mike: What?Jason: You were asleep.Mike: I was? I was and it was a dream...Jason: Uh-uh.Mike: Oh, still angry? Hey dad, I know this is no excuse, but Jerry's car handles really badly. And I was the one who decided that Jerry was too drunk to drive.Jason: Mike he was unconscious.Mike: I know.Jason: and what are you doing with a kid who drinks like that?Mike: I should have called you.Jason: Why didn't you?Mike: Well dad there were these girls there...Jason: Ah course! wouldn't want them to think you had parents. Mike what kind of relationship are we gonna have if I can't trust you?Mike: I guess I'm just a jerk, maybe you shouldn't trust me.Jason: Well that's certainly one way to go. That's the way my father went with me. I guess I hoped that when I had a son it would be different.Mike: I know dad.Jason: Mike you probably don't remember this but, when you we re three weeks old, I took you to the Mets hom e opener, cradled you in my arms...up comes Don Clendenin...hits a shot of the left field score board to win in the twelfth. I hugged you real tight, jumped you up and down, and you, you threw up in your complimentary Mets batting container.Mike: I'm sorry dad.Jason: It was my fault, I never should've let you suck that beer off my finger.Mike: No dad, I meant about tonight, I'm sorry.Jason: Well, thankyou.Mike: You know dad, I try, I really try, but sometimes, almost without wanting, I just find myself doing something really stupid.Jason: Sort of an uncontrollable impulse huh?Mike: yeah!Jason: Or is it more like you think you're doing something really stupid, and then you weigh you chances of getting away with it and if they're better than ten percent, you go for it. Mike: Yeah!Jason: That's why you're grounded for two months.Mike: yeah.Jason: Well if it makes you feel any better, I did som e pretty lamo things in my day.Mike: You?Jason: Yeah!Mike: like what?Jason: Well like I remember when I was sixteen, me and som e buddies, we drove around town one night, mooning everybody. We even mooned the mayor's wife.Mike: you dad?Jason: Uhu. Yeah we got arrested for indecent exposure. Had to let us off though...mayor's wife refused to make an identification.Mike: You dad?Jason: Will you stop saying that!Mike: Does mom know about this?Jason: You kidding? How do you think we met?Mike: Alright dad! Hey dad you ever get the urge to do dumb stuff now?Jason: No. No, no I don't Mike. I think that's what being an adult is all about.Mike: Oh. Alright, good night dad.Jason: Night son. Hey! Come back in here for a second.Maggie: (singing) I feel the earth move under my feet, I feel the sky tumbling down, a tumbling down. I feel my heart start to tremble whenever you're around...ooohh baby when I see your face.ben, carol and Mike: (singing) Blue river, wider than the.....。

Growing Pains 122 V2.0Jason: Maggie! What's Uncle Bob doing sleeping in my office?Maggie: Oh...He and Mike played Poker last night. Mike won his room back.Jason: Really? Well, I'm glad to see Mike getting the upper hand for a change.Maggie: Me too. Too bad he lost your car.Jason: Well maybe Uncle Bob wouldn't mind giving us a lift to the store later.Mike: Where's Uncle Bob?Maggie: Still asleep I guess.Mike: You mean he's not up yet? Oh thank you, God! Dad can I borrow some of your shaving cream?Jason: I'd give it a while.Mike: Come on Mom! I mean I may never get another chance like this again, he's sprayed me four mornings in a row.Maggie: Four mornings in a row? Take no prisoners.Mike: Yes sir!Jason: You're bad!Maggie: Always support the home team.Carol: Ok. Ben and I have ten Bucks saying Uncle Bob beats Mike in the Limbo contest. Ben: Want a piece of the action?Maggie: You two ought to be ashamed of yourselves betting against your own brother Jason: You're mother's right kids.Carol: It was Mike's idea. He said he'd cover any bet against him.Mike: And he's giving three to one odds.Jason: Three to one! Wow!Maggie: Jason!Jason: I'm just scratching.Jason: Mike!Mike: He's dead.Maggie: Oh my God!Maggie: For those of you that cried at the funeral, I just want to say that it's nothing to be ashamed of.Jason: Thank you Maggie.Maggie: Well! Are we all ready?Carol: This feels kind of strange Mom.Maggie: Oh it won't after we get started honey. Uncle Bob called this a "remembering session". When someone in my family passed on, Uncle Bob would lead us all in sharing fond memories of that person.Jason: Who he would lovingly refer to as "the dearly defunct".。