绝望的主妇-02-02剧本

Desperate Housewives 202: You Could Drive a Person Crazy

Mary Alice Voiceover: Previously on Desperate Housewives-

Lynette: Why on earth would you let them finger paint before breakfast?

Tom: It's my job to clean that up,so it's my call.

Mary Alice Voiceover: Some households reversed roles.

Karl: Let's give this another shot.

Mary Alice Voiceover: Some old flames...

Susan: You want me back?

Karl: Yeah.

Mary Alice Voiceover: ...were put out...

Dr. Craig: It has to be something you're ingesting. Who prepares your meals? I understand you've been having some marital problems.

Mary Alice Voiceover: ...and while some learn to forgive...

Mike: Deirdre got pregnant before I went to jail.

Susan: Zach is your son,isn't he?

Mike: Yep.

Susan: Wow.

Mary Alice Voiceover: Others could not bring themselves to forget their past.

[Wisteria Lane -Daytime]

(A young boy on a bicycle in the middle of the street delivers newspapers.)

Mary Alice Voiceover: "The remarkable thing about Danny Farrell was that he had only been a paperboy for six months. And in that time, he had become the enemy of every woman on Wisteria Lane. If there was a puddle on someone's property, he found it."

(Flashback to Danny tossing a newspaper into a small puddle. Gabrielle looks down at the paper in the water and looks toward Danny in anger.)

Mary Alice Voiceover: "If a new rosebush had just been planted, he destroyed it."

(Flashback to Danny tossing a newspaper directly into a rose bush with yellow flowers bending the blooms. Bree sees the destroyed flowers and looks toward the retreating Danny with disgust and anger.)

Mary Alice Voiceover: "If a cat was enjoying a moment in the sun, he ended it."

(Flashback to Danny tossing a newspaper right next to a cat on the lawn. The cat is startled and takes off. Ida Greenberg sees the newspaper on the lawn that frightened her cat and looks toward the paperboy in anger.)

Mary Alice Voiceover: "People wondered if Danny would ever change."

(Danny pulls a paper out of his vest, and it falls into the street. He looks at it, shrugs, and continues biking down the street.)

Mary Alice Voiceover: "They should have talked to Susan Mayer."

(Susan comes out her door in her robe holding a cup of coffee. She sees her newspaper lying in the middle of the street where Danny had dropped it. She sets her coffee down and starts toward the middle of the street.)

Mary Alice Voiceover: "She could have told them: obnoxious boys tend to become obnoxious men."

(Susan bends to pick up her paper and hears a door open. She looks up at Edie's newly built house and sees her ex-husband Karl come out in his boxer shorts and a robe, searching for the paper.)

Mary Alice Voiceover: "Just like the one she had been married to."

(Susan rushes over to Edie's house.)

Susan: "Hey! Karl, I see you. Just stop right there!"

(Karl picks up the newspaper and begins walking back to the house. He stops when he hears Susan yelling.)

Karl: "Hey, Susie Q."

Susan: "What are you doing?"

Karl: "Just gettin' the paper".

Susan: "That's Edie's paper, and this is Edie's house!"

Karl: "Do we have to do this now? I haven't had my coffee yet."

Susan: "Did you spend the night with Edie? Oh, my god!"

Karl: "Susie, just calm down."

Susan: "You are forbidden from ever seeing her again. Do you hear me? Forbidden!" Karl: "We're divorced. You can't tell me who I can date."

Susan: "I live on this street. Your daughter lives on this street. I will not have you flaunting your sexcapades in front of us."

Karl: "Sexcapades?"

Susan: "Forbidden!"

Karl: "I, I, I would love to continue this, but it's time for breakfast, and Edie is making me a Frittata."

Susan: "Well, I just bet she is!"

(Susan storms back toward her house as Karl goes back into Edie's house. Danny pulls up behind her on his bicycle. )

Danny: "Mrs. Mayer, I gotta talk to you!"

Susan: "Oh, now is not a good time, Danny."

Danny: "You're a month behind in your payments."

Susan: "I'll take care of it, I promise."

Danny: "My dad says, if you read something and don't pay for it, that's the same as stealing."

(Susan continues storming back to her house as Danny pedals beside her yelling. Ida Greenberg, across the street pushing her grocery cart, stops to watch the scene.)

Susan: "Hi, Ida." (to Danny)"Can we talk about this later? I just found out my ex is dating my neighbor, and I'm really ticked off."

Danny: "Save it! I provide you a service, and I deserve to be paid for that service."

(Susan watches Danny bike away.)

Mary Alice Voiceover: "Yes, the women of Wisteria Lane believe Danny Farrell to be the enemy."

(Danny turns back toward Susan as he bikes away and yells. )