It's Not What You Do, It’s How You Got There

第一册一、 Greetings 问候语1. Hello! / Hi! 你好！2. Good morning / afternoon / evening! 早晨（下午/晚上）好！3. I'm Kathy King. 我是凯西·金。

4. Are you Peter Smith? 你是彼得·史密斯吗？5. Yes, I am. / No, I'm not. 是，我是。

/ 不，我不是。

6. How are you? 你好吗？7. Fine, thanks. And you? 很好，谢谢，你呢？8. I'm fine, too. 我也很好。

9. How is Amy / your wife / your husband? 爱米好吗？/你妻子好吗？/你丈夫好吗？10. She is very well, thank you. 她很好，谢谢。

11. Good night, Jane. 晚安，简。

12. Good-bye, Mike. 再见，迈克。

13. See you tomorrow. 明天见。

14. See you later. 待会儿见。

15. I have to go now. 我必须走了。

二、Expression In Class 课堂用语16. May I come in? 我能进来吗？17. Come in, please. 请进。

18. Sit down, please. 请坐。

19. It's time for class. 上课时间到了。

20. Open your books and turn to page 20. 打开书，翻到第20页。

21. I'll call the roll before class. 课前我要点名。

22. Here! 到！23. Has everybody got a sheet? 每个人都拿到材料了吗？24. Any different opinion? 有不同意见吗？25. Are you with me? 你们跟上我讲的了吗？26. Have I made myself clear? 我讲明白了吗？27. Could you say it again? 你能再说一遍吗？28. Any questions? 有什么问题吗？29. That's all for today. 今天就讲到这里。

专科英语复习资料一. 单项填空从A、B、C、D四个选项中，选出可以填入空白处的最佳选项。

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I have ___B____ question to ask you。

A。

\ B.a C. the2。

I didn’t think maths __ A____ difficult for Tom.A。

is B. are C. was D。

were3. _B___do you go to see your Granny？Four times a month.A。

How long B。

How often C. How soon D. How many4. I think foreign languages are ___C _____ than science.A. interesting B。

the interestingC. more interestingD. most interesting5。

Her parents are __A_____ professors.A。

both B。

all C. any D. some6. I didn’t know __A __to do with it。

A。

What B。

Which C. Why D. When7。

___A___ expensive the sweater is ！A。

How B. What C。

How a D。

What a8. —-——__B_ have been in this city?-——- For about two weeksA. How often B。

How long C。

How soon D. What time9. —Is John coming by train?—He should, but he ____d___ not。

He likes driving his car.A. mustB. canC. needD. may10. --——Whose advice do you think I should take?--——-。

Hold on a second. 等一下Nice. 好球…I got you something. 有东西给你What's this? 这什么东西？Eight hundred and twelve bucks. 812块钱Didn't Big Leon tell you? It's a thousand... 我不知道老李跟你怎么说的跟我过夜…...to have me for the whole night. …可要一千大洋才够What's this for? 这是干什么呀？Well, I'm making money now. 我现在有赚钱了I'm paying you back for headshots, electric bills, all that pizza.... 这是要还你帮我付的电费跟数不清的披萨的钱I love you, man. 我爱你Well, thanks, man. Now I can get my pony. 谢了，老兄我有钱可以买小马了This is a little extra something for... 这是我小小的心意…...always being there for me. …谢谢你平日的照顾Wow, I don't know what to say. 我不晓得该说什么了Wow, I don't know what to say. 我不晓得该说什么了What do you say? 怎么样？I don't know. 我不知道It's a bracelet. 这是个手镯吧？Isn't it? It's engraved, too. Check it out. 上头还刻了字，你看看"To my best bud." “我的好兄弟”Thanks, best bud. 谢了，好兄弟Put it on. 戴上去啊Now? 现在吗？No, it should be saved for a special occasion. 不…这么美的东西应该留到特殊的场合再戴No, that's the beauty part. It goes with everything. 不…妙就妙在这里这配什么都好看When you put this on, you're good to go. 老兄，你戴起来简直好看啊Oh, man! 天啊You are so wearing that bracelet! 真是太配你了I so am! 可不是嘛！Any idea what this will do for your sex life? 你知道这对你的性生活有什么样的影响吗？It might slow down at first, but... 刚开始时说不定会让我慢半拍...once I'm used to the extra weight, I'll be back on track. 等到习惯这个重量之后就会让我重振雄风了...once I'm used to the extra weight, I'll be back on track. The One With the Prom Video ...once I'm used to the extra weight, I'll be back on track. 六人行第2季第14集高中舞会录影带-This all looks good. -Great. 看起来很好那就好了If I want to call for a reference on your last job...? 如果我要打电话询问你以前的经验呢？That's right there, see? The manager, Chandler Bing? 就写在下面了我经理叫做钱德宾All right. 好吧Let's see if you're as good in person as you are on paper. Make me a salad.来看看你是不是跟你写的一样好，做一份沙拉来瞧瞧A salad? I could do something more complicated. 沙拉？其实我可以做些难度比较高的No, just the salad will be fine. 不用，沙拉就行了You got it. 没问题Now I want you to tell me what you're doing while you're doing it. 可是我要你一边做一边告诉我你正在做什么All right. Well, I'm tearing the lettuce. 好，我在撕生菜Is it dirty? 菜脏吗？Oh, I'm gonna wash it. 不…别担心，我待会儿会洗Don't. I like it dirty. 别洗，我喜欢脏的That's your call. 悉听尊便了So, what are you going to do next? 好，你接下来要做什么？I thought that l'd cut up the tomatoes. 我想，我接下来要切蕃茄了Are they firm? 蕃茄结实吗？They're all right. 还可以啦You sure they haven't gone bad? 你确定蕃茄没坏？You sure they're not very, very bad? 你确定没有非常非常的坏？No, really, they're okay. 是啊，还可以啦You gonna slice them up real nice? 你会切得很漂亮吗？I was going to do them julienne. 事实上，我打算切成丝状I'm out of here! 我走了Hello? 喂？Rachel's not here. Can I take a message? 不，瑞秋现在不在你要不要留话？How do we spell Casey? 好，哪个凯…哪个西…？Is it like "at the bat" or "and The Sunshine Band"? 打棒球那个还是乐团的那个？Hey, who's this Casey? 这个凯西是什么人啊？A guy she met at the movies. 她看电影认识的人What does he want with her? 真的？他找她干什么？I guess he wants to do a little dance... 我猜他想跟她跳点小舞…...you know, make a little love.... …做一点小爱…Well, get down tonight. 今天晚上就把她“解决”掉I don't know. I don't 我不知道，我不懂…I don't get it! Two months ago, Rachel and I were this close. 两个月前我们就差这么一点点了Now I'm taking messages from guys she meets at the movies? 现在呢我在替她看电影认识的人留言I mean, this Casey should be taking down my messages, you know? 应该是这个凯西替我留言才对呀Or Rachel and I should be together... 或…或是… 或是我跟瑞秋应该在一起…...and we should get some kind of message service. …然后我们… 我们一起请电话秘书Hang in there. It's gonna happen. 耐心点吧，会有那一天的Now, how do you know that? 好，你怎么知道呢？Because she's your lobster. 因为她是你的龙虾Oh, she's going somewhere. 她有话要说的It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. 谁不晓得龙虾一旦恋爱就会白头偕老呢You know what? You can actually see old lobster couples... 你真的可以看到老龙虾夫妻…...walking around their tank, holding claws, like.... …在水缸里爪子牵着爪子散步Hey, you feeling better? 好点了吗？Yeah, I think that fifth shower got the interview off me. 我想我的第五次澡终于洗掉那个面试了Do you have other possibilities? 你还有其他的机会吗？There is the possibility that I won't make rent. 有，我很可能会付不出房租来If you want, I can lend you money. 摩妮卡，你要的话我可以借你钱If I couldn't pay you back right away, I'd feel guilty and tense around you.因为如果我没有办法马上还看到你就会内疚跟紧张Then why not borrow it from Mom and Dad? 好吧那你为什么不跟爸妈借呢？You feel guilty and tense around them already. 反正你看到他们就会内疚跟紧张Might as well make some money off of them. 还不如趁机会跟他们刮点钱The man's got a point. 他说得很有道理What is that sparkly thing? 什么东西亮亮的？That thing? 那个？那个是…Yeah, it's a little flashy. 是…有点俗气啦No, no. 不俗气No, no. It's not flashy. Not for a goodfella. 不会…对道上兄弟来讲不会Man, that is sharp! That must have cost you quite a few doubloons. 够帅的你一定撇了不少榔吧？Hi, darling. 亲爱的What's this? 这是什么？Some of your old stuff. 你以前的东西Well, sweetie, we have a surprise for you. 亲爱的，我们要给你一个惊喜We're turning your room into a gym. 你房间要改成健身房了Wow, that is a surprise! 的确是个惊喜Just one question. Why not Ross's room? 只有个小问题为何不挑哥的房间？We talked about that... 那我们也讨论过了…... but your brother had so many science trophies, plaques, meritbadges.... …但你哥哥有那么多的科学奖杯奖牌，还有优点勋章…We didn't want to disturb them. 我们不想去惊动它们God forbid! 老天也不准We were so sorry to hear about your parents splitting up. 我们很遗撼你父母分开的消息Well, they're just separated. You never know! We'll see. 他们只是分居谁知道呢，看看吧I can't say any of us were surprised. 老实说，我们一点也不惊讶They've been unhappy ever since we've known them. 从我们认识他们开始他们就一直很不快乐Especially after that incident in Hawaii. 特别是在夏威夷那件事之后What? What incident? 哪件事啊？No, no. I must be thinking of someone else. 没什么啦… 一定是我想到别人去了Maybe me! 或许是我Don't you have some folding to do? 你不是要叠衣服吗？Fold. You fold. 快去吧，去叠呀-Want a refill? -I'm all right, thanks. 还要再加一点吗？不用了，谢谢Give me a second. I want to get this just right. 你得再给我一点时间我要学得逼真一点Dude, eleven o'clock, totally hot babe checking you out. 老兄啊，十一点方向有个惹火女郞在看着你That was really good. I think I'm ready for my penis now. 学得很不错我想我可以去变性了I know what you're thinking. Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's. 我知道你在想什么汤达夫温蒂的创办人，对吧？I'm Gail. 我叫盖儿I really have to go, but it was nice meeting you. 我真的必须走了很高兴认识你Excellent! 真是太好了He could have gotten me a VCR or a set of golf clubs. 他可以送我录影机或是一对高尔夫球杆也可以But no! He got me the "woman repeller"! 但他就送了我一个会吓走女人的东西The eyesore from the Liberace House of Crap! 看了碍眼，戴了碍事儿-It's not bad. -Easy for you to say. 没那么惨啦对，你当然说得容易了You're not sporting a reject from the Mr. Tcollection! 你又不用走来走去炫耀怪头不要的东西"l pity the fool t hat puts on my jewelry! I do! I do!" “我可怜戴着首饰的笨蛋”"l pity that fool" “我可怜戴着…”Hey, man! We were just doing some impressions. 兄弟，我们正在玩… 名人模仿秀呢Do your Marcel Marceau. 表演你的马歇马叟That's actually good. 模仿得很像呢Would you look at that guy? 你看看那个傢伙How long has he been talking to her? 他跟她已经说了多久废话了？It's like, back off, buddy! She's a waitress, not a geisha. 滚开吧，兄弟她只是服务生，又不是艺妓I think she's okay. 我想她没有关系吧Look at that! 你看看…She pushes him away and he won't budge! 你看她把他推开，他还不滚I'm gonna do something. 我要采取行动了We'll get a condo... 我们可以在山上…... right on the mountain. Ski in, ski out, it's great. …租个公寓滑进滑出，棒透了Excuse me? Are you Rachel? 对不起，你是瑞秋吗？What? 什么？Ross Geller. 我叫盖勒罗斯God, in your ad you said you were pretty, but wow! 广告里说你很漂亮，但是…哇What are you doing? 你…你在干嘛？Oh, my God, is this the wrong day? 老天，不是今天吗？I don't believe it! 我真不敢相信If it works out, we'll have something to tell the grandkids! 这件事如果成了的话将来跟孙子们就有话讲了You sure will. 对呀I've gotta go. 对了，我该走了Take care. 保重了See you later. 慢走，再见You're welcome. 不客气-What? -I was saving you. 什么？我是在救你呀Saving me from a pleasant conversation with an interesting man? 救我？让我不用跟有趣的男人愉快地交谈？From where I was 从我坐的那边看起来…Okay, Ross, listen to me. 罗斯，你现在听我说I am not yours to save. 我不是要你救的人But you are. 但是你是呀What? 什么？You're my lobster. 你是我的龙虾Are you being the blind-date guy again? 你知道吗？你又在装跟我盲目约会了No, you're my lobster. 不…你是…你是我的龙虾Lobsters.... 龙虾…In the tank, when they're old... …在水缸里，老的时候...they get with the They walk around holding the c laws. …它们会… 它们爪牵爪散步In the tank! You know, with... 在水缸里…...with the holding and.... …爪子牵着爪子…Pheebs, you wanna help me with the lobster thing? 菲比，帮我解释一下龙虾的事，好不好？Do the claws again. 再表演一次爪子Rach, forget the lobsters, okay? 瑞秋，忘了龙虾的事吧Let's talk What about us? 我们…那我们呢？Ross, there is no "us," okay? 罗斯，没有“我们”No! Listen to me! 你听我说I fell for you and I get clobbered. 我爱上了你，然后我受伤了You then fall for me and I again get clobbered. 然后你爱上我结果我还是受伤了I'm tired of being clobbered, you know? 我受够了伤害It's just not worth it. 根本就不值得Well, but 但是…但…No "but," Ross. 没有“但是”了，罗斯We are never gonna happen, okay? Accept that. 我们是永远不可能的，接受吧Except that what? 除非什么呢？No. No. 不…Accept that. 接受吧Hey, man! Look, it's my best bud! How you doing? 老兄，你看，我的好兄弟你怎么了？You're getting good at that Marcel Marceau thing. 你这个马歇马叟真是模仿得越来越好了What do you say we play some ball? You and me, huh? 乔伊，我们去打球，怎么样？你跟我，你说怎么样啊？Okay, that's my bad. 是我不好If you hated the bracelet, you should have just said so. 你要是那么讨厌那只手镯你应该直说就可以了Doesn't the fact that I wore it... 我戴着这么讨厌的手镯…...say how much our friendship means to me? …那不就证明了我有多么重视我们之间的友谊了吗？But you insulted the bracelet and you made fun of me. 那你侮辱这只手镯还有你嘲笑我的那件事呢？Well, that's the part where I'm a wank. 所以说，我是个混蛋嘛I was hoping you wouldn't focus on that. 不过我希望你不要往那个方向想，好吗？Come on, man! I said I was sorry a hundred times. 你不要这样嘛我已经向你道过一百次歉了I promise, I will never take it off my... 我保证以后手镯不离…...wrist. …手But if you want to stay in there and be mad... 如果你要留在那里生气的话…...you just, you stay in there. …那你就留在里面好了You know what the 你知道吗？最…I am here, on my knees... 我向你下跪了…... holding up these couch cushions... …我举着这些沙发垫子…...as a symbol of my sorrow and regret. …表示我对你的歉意还有悔恨Much like they did in biblical times. 跟古时候的人一样Though you may haveth anger now.... 你现在虽然很生气…You know, that Steffi Graf has quite a tush. 那葛拉芙的玻璃还不错啊I'm just saying! It's right there! 说说而已嘛，就在电视上Hey, guys. 各位Hi, darling. 亲爱的You didn't bring my grandson? 我孙子呢？你没有带他来啊？He's at Carol and Susan's today. 不，他在…凯洛跟苏珊那儿A woman in my office is a lesbian. 我公司有一个女同性恋I'm just saying! 说说而已Jack, look! There's that house paint commercial that cracks you up! 杰克，你看你觉得很好笑的油漆广告来了-Where have you been? -Emotional hell. 你到哪儿去了？人间炼狱Did they lend you the money? 他们有没有借你钱？No, I haven't asked them yet. 没有，我还没有开口Come on, Monica, do it. 去呀，摩妮卡，说呀Hey, you guys. 爸，妈Monica has some news. 摩妮卡有事要找你们So listen, I'm sorry I didn't tell you this before, but... 抱歉我以前没有告诉你们…... I'm no longer at my job. I had to leave it. …我现在…并没有在工作因为我必须离职Why? 为什么？Because they made me. 公司的决定You were fired? What are you gonna do? 你被炒鱿鱼那你现在怎么办呢？Judy, relax. This is our little Harmonica we're talking about. 茱蒂，放心啦这可是我们的小妮妮宝贝儿We taught her well. 我们教导有方-Ten percent of your paycheck goes? -ln the bank. 薪水的百分之十上哪儿去了？存银行了So she dips into her savings. That's what it's there for. 就是嘛，所以她在吃她的老本存钱本来就是应急的She's gonna be fine. 她不会有事的If you need a little extra... 如果那些钱还不够用的话…...you know where to find it. …你知道哪里有钱啊Anything larger back there? 有大张一点的吗？I can't believe it! 我真不敢相信Would you stop already? 你停一下，好不好？Get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay. 不要再怨天尤人了，高兴一点Oh, you're right. I should play in the hay. 你说得对，我应该高兴一点的I just dropped $400 to replace a bracelet I hated to begin with. 忘了我刚才白花花的四百大洋去买一个我恨的手镯这件事Bring on the hay! 逗我开心啊Hey! 嘿I've got something that'll make you happy. 我这儿有个包你大乐的东西Guess what Gunther found? 猜根特刚找到什么了？Hey, now you have two! 你现在有两个了Oh, now you have two. 你现在有两个了What am I gonna do? 我该如何是好？How come you have two? 你怎么有两个？This one's for you. 这个是送你的Get out! 少来了No, I can't. 我没办法I know how much this means to you... 我知道这对你的意义重大…...and this is about more than jewelry. …我也知道不只是首饰而已It's about you and me and the fact that we're "best buds." 这是关于你跟我还有我们是“好兄弟”Is this friendship? I think so! 这叫友谊吗？我觉得应该是Check it out! We're bracelet buddies! 我们是手镯兄弟That's what they'll call us! 大家都会这样叫我们的Okay, here you go. Pay me back whenever you like. 好了，拿去吧随你什么时候还都可以You have dinosaur checks? 你用恐龙支票？You get your money and you learn something. 对啊，你不但得到钱还可以学到一点东西What's wrong with that? 这有什么不对的？Nothing. 没什么…Hey, you're a cheap-a-saurus! 你是小器龙I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Thank you, I'm very grateful. 开玩笑… 谢谢，我很感激你Hey, Mon, what is this? 摩妮卡，这是什么东西啊？That's my bathing suit from high school. I was a little bigger then. 我高中时代的泳衣啊那个时候比较胖I thought they used that to cover Connecticut when it rains. 我还以为是康乃狄克州雨天用的遮雨棚呢Hey, what's on this videotape? 摩妮卡，这带子里有什么？I don't know. Let's put it in. 不知道，问倒我了放来看看Over here, Jack. Okay. 这边，杰克Rachel's coming up the path. 瑞秋穿着粉蓝色出来了Doesn't she look pretty? Jack? 好漂亮，是不是？Can you get this? 过来拍她Oh, my God! 我的天啊What is with your nose? 你鼻子怎么回事啊？They had to reduce it because of my deviated septum. 我隔膜长歪了不得已，只好去缩鼻了Okay, I was wrong. That's what they use to cover Connecticut. 我错了那才是康乃狄克州的遮雨棚呢This is us getting ready for the prom. 知道这是什么吗？毕业舞会前的准备We don't have to watch. 各位，我们不用看这个Yeah, we do. 我们要看…当然要看-Come on! -It's fun! 看嘛很好玩的Get a shot of Monica. 你有没有拍摩妮卡？Where's Monica? 摩妮卡在哪儿？Over here, Dad! 这里啊，老爸Wait. How do you zoom out? 等一等，镜头怎么伸缩？There she is! 拍到了Some girl ate Monica! 那个女的吃了摩妮卡Shut up! The camera adds ten pounds. 闭嘴啦，上镜头会多十磅的So how many cameras are actually on you? 那到底有几个镜头在拍你？Oh, you look so great! 你好漂亮哦So do you! You look beautiful! 你也是好美啊-Oops. - What? 糟了怎么了？I think I got mayonnaise on you. 我想我的美乃滋沾到你了Oh, it's just the shoulder, not my dress. 没关系啦只是肩膀，没弄到衣服啊Everybody smile! 你们笑一笑Oh, Dad, turn it off! 爸，关掉啦It is off. 关了It is not! What's with the red light? 爸，你没关，那红灯亮着It's the off light. 那表示关了Right, Ross? 罗斯Looking good, Mr. IKotter. 很帅嘛- You look pretty tonight. -Oh, thanks. 你今天晚上很漂亮谢谢- What are you doing this summer? -I'm gonna hang out... 你今年夏天要做什么？你知道的，只是…... work on my music. …在家里待着玩我的音乐Is my hook unhooked? These things keep falling down. 我钩子没钩吗？袖子一直掉下来，没办法固定Let me see. I don't know. 我看看，不知道What are you gonna do... 今年夏天你要做…The guys are here! 他们来了... this summer? …什么？Work on your music? 玩你的音乐？Oh, my God! There's Roy Gublik! 天啊，你们看，是古洛伊耶You know, Roy saw Star Wars 317 times. 洛伊看“昨际大战” 看了317次He was in the paper. 他的名字还上了报Where's Chip? Why isn't he here yet? 奇普呢？他为什么还没来？He'll be here, okay? Take a chill pill. 他会来的，放心吧There. 好了I just told Rachel that Roy touched my boob. 我刚告诉瑞秋洛伊摸我的咪咪I can't go to the prom without a date. I can't! It's too late! 没男伴我去不成毕业舞会来不及了If you're not going, then I don't want to go. 你不去，我也不要去了Oh, I'm gonna kick Chip's ass! 我要奇普好看I have a wonderful idea. 我有个很棒的主意You should take Rachel to the prom. 你可以陪瑞秋去参加舞会啊Doubtful. 我很怀疑Jack, give me that. Talk to your son. 杰克，那个给我你跟儿子去谈一谈All right, go on. This thing's heavy. 这玩意儿好重Your mother's right. Take her. You can wear my tux. 你妈说得对，带她去穿我的礼服She won't wanna go with me. 爸，她不会想跟我去的Of course she would! You're a college man! 她当然会，你是大学生呀-I don't know. - Well, come on. 我不知道去呀Don't you wanna find out? 你不想弄清楚吗？I can't believe I can't go to the prom! 真不敢相信我去不成自己的毕业舞会This is so harsh! 这太残酷了-Hold my board. - Thataboy! Thataboy! 好，你帮我拿着真有你的…I think we've seen enough. 好了，各位，我想我们看够了Let's turn it off. 我们把它关掉吧Well, I'm not gonna watch. 那好吧，我就不看Come on, kid. Let's go! 来吧，孩子，我们走了-My! Are you handsome! -Let's show them! 天啊，你真帅去给她们看看Just a sec, Dad. 等一下，爸Okay, be cool. Just be cool. 要酷…Okay, Dad. 好了，老爸Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight in shining 瑞秋，准备好你的白马王子来了Oh, no. 糟了Don't wait up! 别等我们回来了Chip! 走了，奇普，快Oh, dear! 天啊哪一个？怎么按啊？How do I turn this off? 杰克，这个怎么关啊？Press the button. 按按钮Which one? Which button? Jack! 哪个钮…？The button! The button! 那个啦…I can't believe you did that. 真不敢相信你那么做了Yeah, well.... 是呀…See? He's her lobster! 瞧，他是她的龙虾Dance with him! 跟他跳Mom, I'm hungry! 妈，我饿了Dance with your father. 跟你爸跳I don't know any of your flashdances, but I'm no slouch on the dance floor. 我或许不会跳什么闪舞啦不过我也绝不是个省油的灯All right. 好吧。

Man, this is weird. 老兄，这好畸形哦Ever realize Cap'n Crunch's eyebrows are on his hat? 你知不知道脆脆上尉的眉毛长在帽子上？That's what's weird? 那叫畸型？The man's been captain of a cereal for 40 years. 乔伊，那傢伙当了四十年早餐片的上尉What? 怎样？The spoon! You licked and you put. 汤匙，你舔完放回去You licked and you put. 你舔完放回去Yeah, so? 所以呢？Don't you see how gross that is? It's like you using my toothbrush! 你看不出那很恶心吗？那就像你用我的牙刷一样You used my toothbrush? 你用我的牙刷？Only because I used the red one to unclog the drain. 那是因为我用红的那只去通排水孔嘛Mine is the red one! 红色是我的Oh, God! Can open. Worms everywhere! 一发就不可收拾了Why can't we use the same toothbrush... 为什么牙刷不能共用…... but we can use the same soap? …肥皂就可以共用？Because soap is soap. It's self-cleaning. 因为肥皂是肥皂，会自我清洁The next time you shower... 好吧，下一次你洗澡的时候…...think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash. …想想我什么最后洗跟你什么最先洗...think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash. The One Where Joey Moves Out ...think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash. 六人行第2季第16集乔伊搬走了Look at you fancy lads! 瞧你们打扮的What's the occasion? 有什么大事？You know that guy on my show that's in a coma? 知道我节目里那个演昏迷不醒的？He's having a brunch. 他要请我吃饭Ready when you are. 就等你了好的I can't believe you're actually getting tattoos. 真不敢相信你们真的要去刺青了You guys are getting tattoos? 你们要去刺青？But you cannot tell Ross because I wanna surprise him. 对，不能告诉罗斯我要给他一个惊喜Wow, this is wild! What are you gonna get? 好狂野哦，你们要刺什么？I'm getting a lily. 我要刺一朵百合For my mom, because her name's Lily. 因为我妈就叫百合That's lucky. What if her name was Big Ugly Splotch? 真幸运她要是叫大污点怎么办？-Where you getting it? -On my shoulder. 那你们要刺哪里？我想在我肩上What? 什么？What's on your shoulder? 什么在你肩上？A chip. 重担-A tattoo. I'm getting a tattoo. -A tattoo? 是刺青，我要去刺青啦刺青？Why? Why would you wanna do that? 你为什么要那么做？You don't think they're kind of cool? 你不觉得那酷吗？No. Sorry, I don't. 不，抱歉，我不觉得Why would anyone pay someone to scar their body for life? 怎么会有人花钱去搞个一辈子的伤痕？What if it doesn't come out right? 万一要是刺得不好呢？It's like having a bad haircut all the time. 那不是变成永远在 “我头发剪丑了”吗？Why is everyone staring at me? 大家为什么都瞪着我？Sign this card for Dad. Richard will be here soon. 罗斯，过来签给爸的生日卡理查随时会到Richard's going to the party too? 理查也要去参加派对？He's my parents' best friend. He has to go. 他是我父母最好的朋友他必须去So is today the day you'll tell them about you two? 那你打算今天告诉他们你们的事吗？Yeah, for my dad's birthday, I decided to give him a stroke. 对，我爸的生日我决定送他中风No, I think you should tell them. 不，你应该告诉他们I don't know how serious he is. Until I do, I won't say anything. 我还不知道他对我有多认真在搞清楚之前，我什么也不说I don't think Mom and Dad would mind. 我不知道，我想他们不会介意Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, Dad said... 记得你九岁理查三十岁的时，爸常说…... "God, I hope they get together." …“天啊真希望他们在一起”Shall we? 好了，进去吧Okay, wait. 等等You know what? 你知道吗？Ross, let's switch places. You get in the middle. 罗斯，我们换位置你来站中间This looks like we're trying to cover something up. 不，这看起来像我们想隐瞒什么You could come in straddling him, they still wouldn't believe it. 摩妮卡，就算你骑着他进去他们也不会相信的We're here! 我们来了-Hi, kids! -The children! 孩子们是孩子们-Happy birthday, Dad. -Thank you. 生日快乐，爸爸谢谢Happy birthday! 生日快乐So you kids thanked Dr. Burke for the ride? 你们谢过柏大夫载你们来了吗？Actually, Mom, I think Monica thanked him for the both of us. 妈，事实上摩妮卡帮我们两个谢过了So you kids take the train in? 你们搭火车来吗？No, Richard Burke gave them a ride. 不，柏理查载他们来的Speaking of whom... 谈到他呀…... I hear he's got some 20-year-old twinkie in the city. …听说他在城里有个二十岁的幼齿Finger cramp! Oh, God! 手指抽筋，抱歉Sorry. Here, let me get that, Mom. 来，让我来，妈So Richard's shopping in the junior section? 理查在青少年部“购物”Are we still on that? 还在讲那个吗？You just know she's got the lQ of a napkin. 想也知道她的智商一定超低She's probably not even pretty. 说不定连漂亮都谈不上Just young enough so that everything is still pointing up. 只是够年轻所以一切都还没下垂Can you believe this place? 你相信这个地方吗？I know. This is a great apartment. 我知道，这个公寓很棒In the bathroom there's mirrors on both sides of you. 我刚去过浴室两边墙上都有镜子When you're in there, it's like peeing with the Rockettes. 尿尿的时候就好像有一排人在排排尿Well, there's my fantasy come true. 我的梦想实现了Seriously. 不，说真的We were just saying, great apartment! 我们正在赞美你的公寓，老兄Thanks. You want it? 谢了，你要吗？I'm moving to a bigger place. 我要搬去一个更大的You should take this one. 你真的应该租下来Can you see me in a place like this? 你看我会住这种地方吗？Why not? You hate park views and high ceilings? 有何不可呢？你讨厌公园景观跟高天花板吗？Come on, I'll show you the kitchen. 来吧，我带你去看厨房That's all right, I saw a kitchen this morning. 不用了，兄弟我今早在电视上…On TV. …看过一个厨房Stop talking. Okay! 不要再说了-Come on, tell us! -ls she really 20? 来嘛，告诉我们对，她真只有二十？I am not telling you guys anything. 你们休想逼我说什么Come on, it's my birthday. Let me live vicariously! 来嘛，理查，今天是我生日让我过一下干瘾嘛Dad, you really don't want to do that. 爸，你真的不会想那样做What's a little midlife crisis between friends? 跟朋友分享一下你的中年危机嘛Would you let it go? 杰克，你别说了，好吗？I know what you're going through. When I turned 50, I got the Porsche. 我了解你在做什么我五十时买了部保时捷You got your own little speedster. 你有自己的小“加速器”-Seriously, it's not like that. -Tell you what. 各位，说真的，不是像那样这样吧Maybe one of these weekends you can borrow the car and I could 或许找个周末我车子借你，你的小…Dad, I beg you not to finish that sentence! 爸，我求你不要说完那个句子What? I'm kidding! 怎么？我在逗他You know I'd never let him touch the Porsche. 我才不会让他碰我的保时捷Okay, Rach. 阿秋Which lily? This lily or that lily? 哪一朵百合？这一朵或那一朵？-Well, l -I like this lily. 我… 我喜欢这朵It's more open and that's like my mom. 开得比较大，就像我妈She had a more open, giving spirit. 她有比较开放给予的精神Foghorn Leghorn! 雾号麦杆Blonde girl? You're in room two. 金发的，你去第二间Not-so-blonde girl, you're with me. 没那么金的，你跟我来Here we go! 走吧You're not going. 你不进去？Is this because of what Ross said? 怎么了？是因为罗斯的话吗？-Well, yeah, maybe. -I don't believe this. 是啦，或许我真不敢相信Is this how this relationship works? Ross equals boss? 你们的关系这样维持吗？罗斯是老板？Come on, what is this, 1922? 少来了现在是1922年吗？What's 1922? 1922年有什么？Just, you know, a long time ago. 只是很久以前嘛When men used to tell women what to do a lot. 当时是女人很多事得听男人的时代Then there was suffrage, which was a good thing. But it sounds horrible. 然后还有投票权那是件好事，但听起来很可怕Do you want this tattoo? 你到底要不要刺？Yes, I do. It's just that Ross 我要啊，只是罗斯他…Is your boyfriend the boss of you? 你男友是你的老板吗？Who is the boss of you? 那好，谁是你的老板？You? 你？You are the boss of you! 不，你是你的老板You march in there and get that tattoo on your hip! 你现在给我进去把那颗红心刺上去Go! 去How you doing? 你怎么了？I'm a twinkie! 我是个幼齿Really? I'm a hero. 真的？我是英雄This is so hard. 这好难哦Yeah, I know. I hate it too. 是呀，我知道，我也讨厌这样Look, maybe we should just tell them. 听着，或许我们应该说出来Maybe we should just tell your parents first. 或许我们应该先告诉你父母My parents are dead. 我父母死了God, you are so lucky! 你真幸运I mean Well, you know what I mean. 不，我是说… 你懂我意思Just hang in there, okay? 忍耐一下，好吗？Okay, I'll go out first, all right? 我先出去，好吗？Judy! Going to the bathroom. Good for you! 茱蒂，上洗手间呀，有你的Thank you, Richard. I appreciate the support. 谢谢，理查，很感激你的支持Honey. 蜜糖Seen my Harmon Kille brew bat? Bob doesn't believe I have one.你有没有看到我的奇哈蒙球棒老鲍不相信我有I have no idea. 我不知道Did you know Richard has a twinkie in the city? 你知道理查在城里有个幼齿吗？I know. He's a new man. It's like a scene from Cocoon. 我知道，他像个全新的男人好像进了“魔茧”一样I just never would have pictured Richard with a bimbo. 我怎么也无法幻想理查和小笨妹在一起He told Johnny Shapiro that she's quite a girl. 显然他告诉沙强尼那个女孩不错He told Johnny that he thinks he's falling in love with her. 事实上，他告诉强尼他想他爱上她了-Really? -I've never seen him this happy. 真的？告诉你，我没见他这么快乐过So, Jack... 杰克…...ever think about trading me in for a younger model? …你有没有想过拿我去换个年轻小妞儿？Of course not. 当然没有With you, it's like I've got two 25-year-olds. 你不就等于两个二五佳人？Oh, Jack, stop! 杰克，住手Come on! 来嘛It's my birthday! 今天是我生日Can we drop this? 别说了，好吗？I am not interested in the guy's apartment. 我对那傢伙的公寓没兴趣Oh, please. I saw the way you were checking out his moldings. 拜托，我看到你检查他房子装饰的样子You want it. 你想要Why would I want another apartment? 我干嘛要另外一个房子？I've already got an apartment that I love. 我已经有个我爱的房子了It wouldn't kill you to say it once in a while. 是嘛，偶尔这样说说又不会死All right. You want the truth? I'm thinking about it. 好吧，想听实话吗？我的确在考虑-What? -I'm sorry. 什么？抱歉I'm 28. I've never lived alone... 我今年28了从没自己住过…...and I'm at a place where I got enough money... …而我终于赚到足够的钱…...that I don't need a roommate. …可以让我不再需要室友I don't need a roommate either. 我也不需要室友啊I can afford to live here by myself. 自己住这里我也负担得起I may have to bring in somebody once a week to lick the silverware. 我或许一个礼拜得请一次人来舔我的餐具Why are you getting so bent out of shape? 你老兄火气干嘛那么大We didn't agree to live together forever. 我们又没说要永远住在一起We're not Bert and Ernie. 我们又不是连体婴You know what? 知道吗？If this is the way you feel... 如果你这样觉得…...then maybe you should take it. …那或许你应该搬去-That's how I feel. -Then maybe you should take it! 我是那样觉得那或许你应该搬去Maybe I will! 那或许我会-Fine with me! -Great! 那好很好You can spend more quality time with your real friends... 你就有多点时间跟你真正的朋友混…...the spoons! …你的汤匙Whose drink can I freshen? 谁还要加点饮料？Almost time for cake! 快要切蛋糕了Mon, are you okay? 摩妮卡？你还好吗？You remember that video I found of Mom and Dad? 记得我发现爸妈的那卷录影带吗？Well, I just caught the live show. 我刚看了现场秀-Hey, there. -What? 嗨怎样？Nothing. I just heard something nice about you. 没什么我刚听到你的好话Really? 真的？-Your son isn't seeing anyone, is he? -Not that I know of. 你儿子现在没女朋友吧？据我所知，没有I was thinking, why doesn't he give Monica a call? 我是在想… 他何不打个电话给摩妮卡？That's an idea. 那…是个主意Well, actually, I'm already seeing someone. 事实上，我已经有男友了Oh? 是吗？She never tells us anything. 这孩子什么事都不讲Ross, did you know Monica's seeing someone? 罗斯你知道摩妮卡有男友了吗？Mom, there are so many people in my life. 妈，我周遭有好多好多人Some are seeing people and some aren't. 有些人有男朋友，有些人没有Is that crystal? 那是水晶的吗？So who's the mystery man? 那个神秘男子是谁？Well, he's a doctor. 他是个医生A real doctor? 真正的医生？No, a doctor of meat. 不，他是研究肉的Of course he's a real doctor. 他当然是真的医生And he's handsome. 他很英俊And he's sweet, and I know you'd like him. 人很好我知道你会喜欢他Well, that's wonderful. 那太棒了Mom, it's okay. 妈，没关系It is, Judy. 没错，茱蒂Jack! 杰克Could you come in here for a moment? 请你进来一下，好吗？Now! 现在-Found it! -I'll take that, Dad. 找到了交给我，爸It seems your daughter and Richard are something of an item. 你女儿跟理查看来似乎是一对That's impossible. He's got a twinkie in the city. 那不可能，他在城里有个幼齿I'm the twinkie. 爸，我是那个幼齿-You're the twinkie? -She's not a twinkie! 你是那个幼齿？她不是个幼齿Look, this is the best relationship I've been in 好吧，听着，各位这是我有过最棒的关系…Oh, please! A relationship? 拜托，关系？Yes, a relationship! 对，关系For your information, I'm crazy about this man. 你们请听好我为这个男人疯狂Really? 真的？Am I supposed to stand here and listen to this on my birthday? 我生日还要站在这里听你说这些鬼话吗？This is a good thing. You said you've never seen Richard happier. 这是件好事，你自己也说你没见理查那么快乐过When did I say that? 我何时说的？Upstairs in the bathroom, right before you felt up Mom! 楼上的浴室啊，你摸妈之前Happy birthday to you 祝你生日快乐Happy birthday to you 祝你生日快乐Happy birthday, dear Jack 祝你生日快乐，杰克Happy birthday to you 祝你生日快乐It looks so good! Oh, I love it. 好漂亮哦，我好喜欢I know, so do l! I'm so glad you made me do this. 我知道，我也是菲比，我好高兴你逼我刺Okay, let me see yours. 让我看你的Let's see yours again. 再瞧瞧你的We just saw mine. Let me see yours. 菲比，我的才刚看过让我看你的Oh, no! 不…It's gone! That's so weird. 不见了，好古怪哦I don't know how, where it went. 不知道去哪里了You didn't get it? 你没刺？Why not? 你为什么没刺？I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 对不起…How could you do this to me? This was your idea! 菲比，你怎么可以这样对我？这全是你的主意I know! I was gonna get it, but he came in with this needle. 我知道…我本来是要刺的可是他拿着针走进来And did you know they do this with needles? 你知道他们是用针刺的吗？Really? You don't say? 真的？真的吗？Because mine was licked on by kittens! 因为我的是猫舔上去的I'm sorry about what 听着，今天的事我很抱歉…-Yeah, me too. -I know. 我也是我知道Do we need to hug? 我们需要抱一下吗？No, we're all right. 不，没关系So I got you something. 我有东西送你Plastic spoons! 塑胶汤匙-Great! -Lick away, my man! 太棒了舔吧，老兄These will go great in my new place till I get real ones. 这在我的新家会很好用先应付应付What? 什么？I can't use these forever. They're no friend of the environment. 我不能永远用塑胶汤匙这不环保No, I mean what's this about your new place? 不…我是说… 你说什么新家？I'm moving out, like we talked about. 我要搬出去，像我们谈过的I didn't think that was serious. 我不知道你是认真的You know, I thought that was just a fight. 我以为我们只是在吵架Well, it was a fight... 我们是吵架了…... based on serious stuff, remember? …有根有据的，记得吗？About how I never lived alone or anything? 关于我从没一个人住过I think it would be good for me. Help me to grow... 我只是想，这对我有好处帮我成长…...or whatever. …之类的Well, there you go. 那就是了Hey, are you cool with this? 这你没问题吧？I don't wanna leave you high and dry. 我不想让你觉得被遗弃了I've never been lower or wetter. 不，我也不会觉得更愉快的I'll be fine. I'll just turn your... 我不要紧的我就把你的房间…... bedroom into a game room. …改成游戏室之类的好了Put the foosball table in there. 把足球桌放在里面Why do you get to keep the table? 那桌子为什么该归你？I did pay for half of it. 我付了一半的钱I paid for the other half. 对，我付了另一半I'll tell you what. I'll play you for it. 这样吧，谁赢谁的All right, you're on. 好呀，没问题I can take two minutes out of my day to kick your ass. 我可以抽出时间来痛宰你一顿Your men will get scored on more times than your sister. 我得的分会比你妹被上过的次数还多Which sister? 哪一个妹妹？So are you sorry that I told them? 你后悔我告诉他们吗？No. It's been a long time since your dad and I went running. 不，我跟你爸好久没去跑步了Did you get it? 你们刺了吗？给我看-ls Ross here? -He went out for pizza. 罗斯在吗？不在，他去买披萨Okay, really quick. 一下就好That's great! 好漂亮Very tasteful. 很有品味Wanna see mine? Wanna see mine? 要看我的吗？…What? You didn't get one. 什么？你又没刺Okay. Well then, what is this? 那这是什么？What are we looking at? 我们在看什么？That blue freckle? 那颗蓝雀斑？That's my tattoo. 那是我的刺青That is not a tattoo. That is a nothing. 那不是刺青，那什么也不是I got her in the chair... 我终于逼她回去再刺…...he barely touched her with the needle, she screamed and that was it. …针根本都还没碰到她她就跳起来尖叫逃走Okay, hi! 嗨For your information, this is exactly what I wanted. 这正是我想要听到的This is a tattoo of the Earth as seen from a great, great distance. 这是个从很远的地方看到的地球It's the way my mother sees me from heaven. 我妈从天堂看到我就是这样的Oh, what a load of crap! 真是狗屁一堆That is a dot! 那是一个点Your mother's in heaven going, "Where the hell's my lily, you wuss!" 你妈正在天堂上大叫“我的百合在哪里？狗熊”That is not a tattoo! This is a tattoo! 菲比，那不是个刺青这才是个刺青You got a tattoo? 你去刺青了？Maybe. 或许But just a little one. Phoebe got the whole world! 只是个小的啦菲比刺了全世界Well, let me see. 让我看看Well? 怎样？Well, it's really... 这非常的…...sexy. 性感I wouldn't have thought it would be, but... 我没想到会这样，但…...wow! …哇Really? 真的？So is it sore? Or can you do stuff? 对，所以会酸痛吗？你可以活动吗？I guess. 可以吧Save us some pizza. 留些披萨给我们Get it out of the corner! 别窝在角落Pass it! Pass it! 传球…Stop talking to your men! 别跟你的人讲话And the table is mine. 帅，桌子是我的了Congratulations. 恭喜了You guys will still come visit me, right? 你们还是会来看我，对吧？Oh, yeah! You got the big TV. 会呀，你有大荧幕电视We'll be over there all the time. 我们会常常去的Except when we are here. 除了在这里时I know you're just moving uptown, but I'll really miss you. 我知道你只是往北搬我还是会很想你的How can you not be across the hall anymore? 你怎会不再是我的对门芳邻了？Who's gonna eat all of our food and tie up our phone lines 是呀，谁来吃光我们的东西占用我们的电话…Is that my bra? 那是我的胸罩吗？-What are you doing with my bra? -It's not what you think. 你拿我的胸罩去干嘛？不…你想歪了We used it to fling water balloons off the roof. 我们用那个来在屋顶上弹水球Remember? Those kids couldn't even get theirs across the street. 记得吗？那些初中生连弹到对面都办不到Yeah, I remember. 是呀，我记得Let's bring the rest of these down to the truck. 咱们把剩下的搬上卡车You want me to... 你要我…...give you a hand with the foosball table? …帮你搬这个足球桌下去吗？You keep it. You need the practice. 不了，你留着，你需要练习Thanks. 谢了So... 所以…... I gue ss this is it. …我猜就这样了Yeah, right. 是呀，对I guess so. 大概吧When am I gonna see you? 我不知道我们何时会再见？I'm guessing tonight at the coffeehouse. 我猜今晚在咖啡馆？Right. Yeah. Okay. 对呀。