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为了方便查询，我将目前能够找到的中式英语按照拼音的顺序排了出来，如下表。
1.爱他妈的谁谁谁：lovehemother’swhowhowho2.白痴：Whiteeat!3.板门弄斧：playanaxbeforeLuban4.班长：classlong5.彼此彼此：youmeyoume6.表妹：watchsister7.别唬我：don’ttigerme8.不管三七二十一：nocarethreeseventwotenone9.不入虎穴，焉得虎子：Bluewhosay，andwhose10.不三不四：nothreenofour11.不要开黄腔：donotopenyellowgun12.车祸现场描述：onecarcome，onecargo,twocarpeng－peng,people die13.呈现强烈的企图心：De monstrate the strong attempt heart14.吃白食：eatwhitefood15.春江水暖鸭先知：spring river water warm duck first know16.大人不计小人过：Bigpeople donot think of small people’smistake17.第一眼看到你，我就爱上你了：first eye see you, i shit love you18.电源线：powerline19.放马过来，给你点颜色看看：release your horse and come,I’ll giveyou some color to see see20.蜂拥而至：go out like bee21.给你点颜色看看：I’ll show you some color22.给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸：I give you face you don’t wannaface,you lose you face,I turn my face23.恭喜发财：go highfuck try24.狗娘养的：dog mother born25.关公面前耍大刀：play a big knife before Guangong26.好多人死了，你怎么不去死！：Howmanypoplegotodie,whydonot you go to die27.好好学习、天天向上：good good study,day day up28.好久不见：longtimenosee（这个用法已经被当地的美国口语，尤其是被文化程度不高的群体所接受）29.红颜知己：red face know me30.加油：add oil31.救人一命，胜造七级浮屠：savemanonelife,bettherthanbuilding up7-floor tower32.开水：open water33.看不看：see no see?34.抗日游行：resist sun swim go35.课间操：lesson between fuck36.老表：old watch37.龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞：dragon born dragon,chickenborn chicken,mouse’s son can make hole38.马马虎虎：horse horse tiger tiger39.没脸见人：haveno face see person40.美中不足：American Chinese not enough41.面试：face try42.明天谁起得早谁叫谁：tomorrowmorningwhogetupearly,whocall who!43.哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay!44.你爱我吗：you love I?45.你不鸟我，我也不鸟你：you don’t bird me,so I don’t bird you46.你给我等着：you give me wait47.你给我滚出去：you gave me get out48.你给我记住：you give meremember49.你给我站住：you give me stop50.你没看，我现在非常忙，一边玩去：You no see,I now very busy.Oneside play go51.你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里：your wife is beautiful /where where52.你去不去？你不去我去！：You go no go?You no go I go!53.你认为你是谁？：What do you think,who are you?54.你他妈的：you he mother’s55.你问我，我去问谁：you ask me,me ask who56.你丫要敢唬我，我他妈扇你！：IF you tiger me,I will mountain you!57.你有两下子：you have two downson58.你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上：youhave seed，I will give you some color to see see, brothers！together up！59.你真有两下子：you really have tow downson60.骑驴看唱本，走着瞧：riding a donkey reading play, go and see61.七上八下：seven up eight down62.亲爱的王小姐：dear wang little girl63.請別碰行李：Please not ouch the move the lee64.青翠欲滴：It`s so green a swill dropped65.去你妈：goyou mother66.让世界充满爱：let"s make love all over the world67.人山人海：people mountain people sea68.人之初，性本善：people first born,sex is kind69.三人行，必有我师：three people go, one is my teacher70.三心二意：three heart two meaning71.色狼：colour wolf72.生日快乐：birthday happy73.上网：up net74.上学：up school75.胜败乃家常便饭：win lost milk house long poopoo rice76.是不是：yes no yes77.十全十美：ten all ten nice78.十三点：ten three point79.试试看：try try see80.耍帅：play handsome81.死猪不怕开水烫！：die pig not pahot water tang!82.谈朋友：talk friend83.体壮如牛：body strong a sacow84.万紫千红：ten thousand purple one thousandred（我在中国的某一个挂历中看到）85.王八：king eight86.王八蛋：wang eight eggs87.望穿秋水：look through autumn water88.王老五：wang old five89.唯小人与女人难养也：only small people and women hardt of eed90.我的天呀！：my sky!91.我服了你！：I follow you!92.我感到很难过：I feeld if ficult topass93.我叫李老大，今年25：I call Li old big.to year 2594.我容易么我？：am I easyI？95.我是大儿子：I am a big son96.我是独一无二：I am olny one no two97.我是流氓我怕谁：I’m a scamp,I’m afraid of whom98.我是中国人：I am in China99.我要给你点颜色看看：I will give you some color to seesee（好像也被黑人群体最近所采用）100.五讲、四美、三热爱：five talk, four beauty, three lover101.无钱无得：No money,no talk102.笑里藏刀：A knife in the smile103.心花怒放：heart flower an gry open104.眼看手勿动：look,see OK,no touch105.要钱不给，要命有一条：want money no, want life one106.要钱还是要命：money or life?107.一分耕耘一分收穫：EVENG AMEWIN,EVENSOWHOLE108.一见钟情：One look clock love109.意思意思：meaning meaning110.一言既出，驷马难追：one word is out, four horses cannot chase111.一元复苏，万象更新：onedollarrestart,tenthousandelephantupdate112.远水解不了近渴：Far watercar not save near thirsty113.咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊：we brothers,who and who ah114.怎么老是你：how old are you?115.怎么是你：how are you?116.朝三暮四：morning three night four（感谢台湾卡通，好像这个用法在孩子们中开始流行）117.这样也行？：this too good?118.知之为知之，不知为不知：know is know，no know is no know119.中国人民万岁：China people ten thousand year120.猪狗不如：PIG DOG BLUE121.猪肉面条：pig noodle122.猪头三，去死吧：pig 3 head,go dead!123.走过路过，不要错过：go past no mistake past124.走着瞧：go and look!125.钻石王老五：diamond wang old five126.作早操：do early fuck应用例之一话说一个国内知名企业，一天来了一个重要的外宾，下面是前台的对话。
搞笑中英文翻译【篇一：搞笑中英文翻译】您的位置: > > > 文章内容神一般的20句英文翻译时间:2014-08-29 22:26 来源:搞笑大小王作者:大王点击:次1.i never change whatever u change电流不随电压改变而改变，当时就把这句话死死的记住了。
2.if you think you can, you can.如果你认为你是个罐头，你就是个罐头。
3.one apple a day,keep the doctor away.每天听一遍小苹果，医生都不敢治我。
4.you are the apple of my eye.腻是窝的小丫小苹果~~5.an apple everyday keeps a doctor awayno.1 原始版本。
一天一苹果，医生远离我~no.2 进击版本。
一天一个app，博士学位远离我…no.3 神经版本。
一天一遍小苹果，医生也救不了我…-_-#6.r u kidding?no,i am serious.你是凯迪吗？不，我是塞洛斯。
7.i want to see you我想要两颗西柚8.student today，husky forever.一天是学生，永远都是狗。
9.you share rose get fun.鱼香肉丝盖饭。
10.i saw a saw saw a saw我看到一把锯锯一把锯11.a saw saw a saw.英雄识英雄。
12.young faults last for a life一见杨过误终生13.if you do not leave me, i will by your side until the life end.翻译一：如果你不离开我，我们会死在一起。
（中学水平）翻译二：如果不滚开，我就和你同归于尽。
（四级水平）翻译三：你若不离不弃，我必生死相依。
（六级水平）翻译四：问世间情为何物？直教人生死相许。
幽默、搞笑的中英文翻译大全~本人见过的最邪门的翻译电影《国产007》=《From Beijing with Love》——从北京带着爱《唐伯虎点秋香》=《Flirting Scholar》——正在调情的学者《鹿鼎记》（黄晓明版陈小春版梁朝伟版）=《Royal Tramp》——皇家流浪汉《英雄本色》=《A Better Tomorrow》——明天会更好《神雕侠侣》(内地版古天乐版刘德华版)=《Saviour of the Soul》——灵魂的救星《三国演义》=《Romance of Three Kingdoms》——三个王国的罗曼史《赤壁》＝《Red Cliff》——红岩《霸王别姬》=《Farewell My Concubine》——再见了，我的小老婆《东邪西毒》=《Ashes of Time》——时间的灰烬（这个译名意味深长，无论你是东邪还是西毒，武功再高还不是最后都成了时间的灰烬？）《甲方乙方》=《Dream Factory》——梦工厂《烈火金刚》=《Steel Meets Fire》——钢遇上了火《刘三姐》=《Third Sister Liu》——第三个姐姐刘《花样年华》=《In the Mood for Love》——在爱的情绪中五讲、四美、三热爱大学校园里，流行"五讲、四美、三热爱"，中国人把其翻译成："five talks ,four beauty ,threelovers".美国人一听迷惑了"five talks"敢情是谈了五个，"four beauty"敢情是谈了五个，其中有四个是美人，那么"three lovers"一定是爱上了四个美人中的三个（笑声不断）。
武林秘籍的英文翻译冲灵剑法GG and MM ’’s soul sword (GG和MM的灵魂之剑，听起来好像很熟悉)九阳神功nine man’’s power (九个男子的力量)九阴真经nine woman’’story (九个女人的故事)九阴白骨爪nine woman catch a white bone(九个女人抓著一个白骨，老外看了还以为会出现召唤兽呢)历史上最强的翻译1．we two who and who？咱俩谁跟谁阿2．how are you ? how old are you?怎么是你，怎么老是你？3．you don't bird me, I don't bird you你不鸟我，我也不鸟你4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！5．hello everybody! f you have something to say, then say! if you have nothing to say, go home!!有事起奏，无事退朝6．you me you me彼此彼此7．You Give Me Stop!!你给我站住！8．know is know no know is no know知之为知之，不知为不。
幽默、搞笑的中英文翻译大全~本人见过的最邪门的翻译电影《国产007》=《From Beijing with Love》——从北京带着爱《唐伯虎点秋香》=《Flirting Scholar》——正在调情的学者《鹿鼎记》（黄晓明版陈小春版梁朝伟版）=《Royal Tramp》——皇家流浪汉《英雄本色》=《A Better Tomorrow》——明天会更好《神雕侠侣》(内地版古天乐版刘德华版)=《Saviour of the Soul》——灵魂的救星《三国演义》=《Romance of Three Kingdoms》——三个王国的罗曼史《赤壁》＝《Red Cliff》——红岩《霸王别姬》=《Farewell My Concubine》——再见了，我的小老婆《东邪西毒》=《Ashes of Time》——时间的灰烬（这个译名意味深长，无论你是东邪还是西毒，武功再高还不是最后都成了时间的灰烬？）《甲方乙方》=《Dream Factory》——梦工厂《烈火金刚》=《Steel Meets Fire》——钢遇上了火《刘三姐》=《Third Sister Liu》——第三个姐姐刘《花样年华》=《In the Mood for Love》——在爱的情绪中五讲、四美、三热爱大学校园里，流行"五讲、四美、三热爱"，中国人把其翻译成："five talks ,four beauty ,threelovers".美国人一听迷惑了"five talks"敢情是谈了五个，"four beauty"敢情是谈了五个，其中有四个是美人，那么"three lovers"一定是爱上了四个美人中的三个（笑声不断）。
武林秘籍的英文翻译冲灵剑法GG and MM ’’s soul sword (GG和MM的灵魂之剑，听起来好像很熟悉)九阳神功nine man’’s power (九个男子的力量)九阴真经nine woman’’story (九个女人的故事)九阴白骨爪nine woman catch a white bone(九个女人抓著一个白骨，老外看了还以为会出现召唤兽呢)历史上最强的翻译1．we two who and who？咱俩谁跟谁阿2．how are you ? how old are you?怎么是你，怎么老是你？3．you don't bird me, I don't bird you你不鸟我，我也不鸟你4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！5．hello everybody! f you have something to say, then say! if you have nothing to say, go home!!有事起奏，无事退朝6．you me you me彼此彼此7．You Give Me Stop!!你给我站住！8．know is know no know is no know知之为知之，不知为不。
说说搞笑英文带翻译Title: Let's Talk About Funny Things。
Today, let's talk about something that can make us all laugh funny things! We all need a good laugh every now and then, and what better way to do it than by sharing some hilarious stories or jokes?One time, I was walking down the street and I saw a man walking his pet turtle. Yes, you read that right a pet turtle! The turtle was walking so slowly that the man had to keep stopping and waiting for it to catch up. It was the funniest thing I had ever seen!Another time, I was at a party and someone brought a cake that looked like a giant hamburger. It had all the toppings and everything! When it was time to cut the cake, everyone was so surprised to find out that it was actually a cake and not a real hamburger. It was definitely a conversation starter!And of course, who can forget about all the classic jokes? Here are a few of my favorites:Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!I know, I know these jokes are cheesy. But that's what makes them so funny! Sometimes, the silliest things can make us laugh the hardest.In conclusion, let's all take a moment to appreciate the funny things in life. Whether it's a silly joke or a ridiculous sight, laughter truly is the best medicine. So go ahead and share your favorite funny stories and jokeswith your friends and family you never know who might need a good laugh!。
20个英语笑话爆笑超短 [有关英语笑话故事带翻译]英语笑话作为一种城市化的民间口头创作体裁,是一种重要的交际手段。
本文是有关英语笑话故事带翻译，希望对大家有帮助!Two old friends got together after many years and soon fell to discussing their husbands' faults."We've been married fifteen years," one woman said, "and every night after dinner my husband always complains about the food.""How terrible!" exclaimed the other. "Does it bother you?""Why should it bother me?" her friend replied. "if he can't only stand his own cooking?"现代生活两个老朋友分别多年之后又见面了，很快就开始谈起各自丈夫的缺点。
“我们结婚十五年了，”一个妇女说道，“每天晚饭后，我丈夫总要抱怨饭菜。
”“真可恶!”另一个惊呼道。
“难道你不烦吗?”“我烦什么?”她的朋友答道。
“他不过是忍受不了自己的烹调技术。
”When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep,and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!""I wasn't asleep," the man answered."Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed.""I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."我没有睡着当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。
搞笑的中式英语翻译前一段时间在微博上看到了类似“to male business”对公业务之类的爆笑中式英文，忍俊不禁之余也想和大家分享一些来中国人更加常用常见的中式英语。
扇贝叔希望大家笑过之后可以学会用英文的思维去说英文。
这里附上一篇从前的周刊文章：如何避免说中式英语1 Good good study, day day up. 好好学习，天天向上2 How are you ? How old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？3 You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brothers！Together up! 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！4 You ask me，me ask who？你问我，我问谁5 We two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁？6 No three no four. 不三不四7 Horse horse tiger tiger. 马马虎虎8 One car come,one car go,two car pengpeng,one car died! 关于一场车祸的描述9 people moumtain people sea 人山人海10 If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条11 Know is know, noknow is noknow. 知之为知之，不知为不知12 watch sister 表妹13 As far as you go to die. 有多远，死多远14 Four Glad Meatballs 直译：四个开心的肉球被用为：四喜丸子15 Chickens That Did Not Have Sexual Experience 童子鸡16 Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse"s son can make hole! 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！17 Heart flower angry open. 心花怒放18 Go past, no mistake past. 走过路过，不要错过19 fire big 火大20 Wash after relief 用过请冲水解释：中国的厕所光冲（flush）不行，居然还要“洗”（wash）！。
搞笑英文翻译在北京工作时有一次去了东三环边的“辣婆婆酒家”，里面的菜以川菜为主，菜的味道确实不错。
因为地点靠近北京的使馆区，为了方便老外，所以附近的酒店的菜单一般都配有英文说明。
因为我们公司是印度独资企业，印度人的口味也挺重的。
第一次带他们到川菜馆用餐，我点了几个有代表性的菜：干炒童子鸡：Fuck take chickenwithout sexual life夫妻的肺片：Man and wife lung slice 干锅鱼头：Fuck pan with a fat fish head麻婆豆腐: Beancurd made by a pockmarked woman主食是驴打滚：Rolling donkey酒水是长城干红：Great wall fuck red同去的老印的英文已经很难听懂了，可要为他们解释这个菜单上的英文说明，实在是难为我了，越说越复杂，越说越不明白, :后我只能说: Let we see see they give we what food 吃完后老外才知道原来中国的厨艺那么好，他们只说了一句: Chinese food is very good, the restaurant menu isso so .中国人学英语学了200多年了,现在究竟是中国人在影响英语的语法和词组还是英语在改变中国的汉语？据报到今铺月，美国“全球语言监督”机构发布的报告称，上世细0年代逐字翻译的中式英语Long time no §©©（很久不见）已经进入英语的标准词组。
而今天中国2.5亿的英语学习者,正在让国际英语经历前所未有的中国式英语的强烈冲击。
有兴趣的话你可以试着互译下面的句子，在我的评论里即可，在下先在此谢谢了。
You Give Me Stop！你给我站住！Let me see see !让我瞧瞧！we two who and whG咱俩谁跟谁啊？how are you how old are yoi?怎么是你，怎么老是你？you don’t bird me I don't bird you你不鸟我，我也不鸟你you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers! together up!你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上!hello everybody！if you have something to saythen say！if you have nothing to say go home！有事起奏，无事退朝you me you me彼此彼此dragon born dragon，chicken born chicken，mouse' son can make hole ！龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子打地洞American Chinese not enough美中不足one car come one car go , two car pengpeng people die.车祸现场描述heart flower angry open心花怒放go past no mistake past走过路过，不要错过小强：I am sorry!老夕卜：I am sorry tod小强：I am sorry three老外：What are you sorry for小强：I am sorry five!If you want money I have no ；if you want life I have one!要钱没有，要命一条I call Li old big. toyear 40.我叫李老大，今年40。
you have two down son你有两下子。
as far as you go to die有多远，死多远！！I give you face you don''t wanna faceyou lose you face , I turn my face.给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸老外：“Hi,”前台小姐："YO U have what thing”老夕卜："Can you speak English ”前台小姐："If I not speak English, I am speaking wha?”老外："Can anybody else speak English ”前台小姐："You yourself look.All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, again wait, if you not wait, you can gO'老夕卜："Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”前台小姐:"Shout what shout, quiet a little, you onearth have what thin? ”老外："I want to speak to your head.前台小姐："Head not here. You can tomorrowcome! ”九阳神功nine man' 'power九个男子的力量九阴真经nine womai f' story九个女人的故事）干果区:Fuck the fruit area干货:Fuck Goods一次性用品:A Time Sex Thing老虎菜:Tiger dish残疾人公厕Deformed man Toilet go and look!走着瞧good good study,day day u的好学习，天天向上no maoze dong ,no new china,没有毛泽东，没有新中国go a head!去个头！people mountain people sea A山人海no three no four 不三不四u ask me,i ask who?你问我，我问谁?if you old three old four,i will give you color see see如果你老三老四，我就给你点颜色看看dog da/ s狗日的poor light egg 穷光蛋do early fuck 做早操go to your mother 去你妈的full clear ten big cool punishmen满清十大酷刑after i do something! aid爱滋病!day day do morning fuck!天天做早操night night dosucceed class 夜夜做功课i saw a man saw a saw with a saw〜〜〜〜我看到一个男人拿一把锯子在锯一把锯子kill one police hundred杀一警百give your face,you don t sport!给你脸，你不会运用！gold basih washes my hands!金盆洗手fuck do system.操作系统horse horse tiger tiger马马虎虎where cool where you stay!!哪儿凉快哪儿呆着fish yes于（鱼）是see you tomorrow 谁又偷猫肉sir, you going down?先生，你够淫荡eyes keep healthy fuck 眼保健操across knifei take out love 横刀夺爱king eight egg 王八蛋5 talks, 4 beauties & 3 love五讲四美三热爱you ask me, i ask who你问我，我问谁啊look through autumn water嚏穿秋水we two be four be four ！咱俩比试比试why?为什么no why!不为什么why no why?为什么不为什么no why no why!不为什么不为什么you have painting hurry say, you have ass hurryfart!有话快说，有屁快放！give you a colour see see给你点颜色瞧瞧！fuck do computer 操作电脑watch sister 表妹blue whose and whose不入虎穴，焉得虎子ice snow clever 冰雪聪明blake new new 黑猩猩save water. shower with your girlfriend要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡love the neighbor. but doh t get caught.要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道“your future depends on your dreams." so go to sleep.“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”所以还是再睡一会吧。
"hard work never killed anybody." but why take the risk? “努力工作不会导致死亡?不过我不会用自己去证明。
"work fascinates me." i can look at it for hours!" “工作好有意思耶”尤其是看着别人工作。
the more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget. the more you forget, the less you know. so why bother to learn.的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多, 忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？！一位学生在美国加州目睹了一起交通事故由于好奇，一直没有离开，警察来了以后问他知不知道事情的经过。
he said ：one car come one car gotwo car peng peng one man die一个小强去看电影,到了电影售票处,发现一个老外和售票小姐连说带比得好半天就自告奋勇的上前做翻译，售票小姐说:麻烦你告诉她,现在坐票售完了只剩下站票，如果要看要站着看。
小强转头就对老外说:no sit see,stand see. if see stand see.老外回答说：sorry i don’ t understand your english.小强就对售票小姐说：哦，他说他不懂英文One should love animals. They are so tasty.每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
