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三顾茅庐剧本旁白：IntroductionIn this presentation, we will outline for you the traditional story of Three Visits to the Cottage. This is a story from one of the Four Great classical Chinese novels——the Romance of the Three Kindoms.ZhuGeliang, a famous military advisor, politician and symbol of wisdom in Chinese history is one of the main characters in the story. Another important character is Liu Bei, who visits ZhuGeliang three times to invite him to become his military strategist. Zhu Geliang is so moved by Liubei' sincere request that he agrees to help the three brothers——Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei establish the Shu Kindom.Now, we would like to present to you our revised version of this traditional tale!Scene One 第一幕This is Zhu Geliang’s cottage. The three brothers will be coming.屋子中，诸葛亮和猪不亮上场...(Tables in the room)Zhu Geliang：Eh? This room is so dirty. Bu Liang, Go and clean the room. Buliang：ok，ok，I will clean the room，I 'll clean it right now！诸不亮扫地···(sweeping the floor)三兄弟上场，关羽（头巾），刘备（墨镜），张飞（不停打嗝）(three brothers getting on stage)刘：饭后一支烟，赛过活神仙Liu Bei: A Cuban cigar is what I look forward to after dinner, it's really satisfying. The best cigar in the world.（伸手，张飞点烟，刘深吸一口，长舒一口气）刘：嗯？没点着Liu Bei: Eh? It won’t light?张飞：凑合着吧，老师不让抽烟Zhang Fei: Right, but this is the only one we have left.Liu Bei: Are you kidding me?Zhang Fei: Actually I lost them when I went to the toilet, and I tried very hard to get this one out.关羽：此番前来，定要邀请的卧龙先生Guan Yu: Skip the crap! Let's get down to business! Remember what we're doing here? We must persuade Zhu Geliang to come with us!张飞：必须的，老曹太欺负人了Zhang Fei: You’re right, we desperately need Zhu Geliang, because Cao of Wei Kingdom poses a huge danger to us all.三人来到门前，石头剪子布(3 brothers at the door)Zhang Fei: Who will knock on the door?Liu Bei：Let's do it according to our custom？Guan Yu：OK.Zhang Fei：No problem.刘备三人进行石头剪子布，刘备输了，其余两人把刘备推到前面。

(Rock/Scissors/paper, Liu Bei loses)刘备作出一幅英勇就义的姿态，（上海滩响起）(Music)刘备作按门铃状，（门铃声响起）。

(Doorbell)Zhu Geliang：Bu Liang, go and see who’s at the door? /open the door.Bu Liang：OK! Alright!仆人板着个脸到了门口，做了一个甩头的动作，并呼啦呼啦头发，然后深呼吸，放平稳，保持微笑。

然后打开门，举了个躬。

仆人：안녕하세요(发音a ni ha sai yao~~~，中文意思：你好)Liu Bei：Can you speak any English?Guan Yu：（紧接着刘备）Can you speak any Chinese?Zhang Fei：（紧接着）Can you speak any Japanese?Liu Bei：（紧接着）Spanish?Guan Yu：（紧接着）Congolese?Zhang Fei：（紧接着）Egyptian?Bu Liang：（紧接着）Shut up! Who are you people?Liu Bei：(摆个pose)I am Liubei.Guan Yu：(也摆个pose)I am Guanyu.Zhang Fei：(同样摆个pose，把仆人碰倒了Bu Liang falls down)I am Sorry.刘备三人赶紧把仆人扶起来。

(3 brothers help Bu Liang up)猪不亮：你们带什么来的啊？Bu Liang: What have you brought us?3 brothers: (Embarrassed) Nothing.Bu Liang: The boss is not home.三人面面相觑，猪不亮关门刘备突然明白了Liu Bei: Oh, money! ????张飞关羽耸肩都没带钱，下台(Shrug, get off stage)Scene Two 第二幕After the three brothers’first visit, they returned to Zhu Geliang's cottage.三兄弟上台，张飞关羽手提礼品(3 brothers on stage with gifts)关羽说:这次应该可以了吧，上次也怨我们Guan Yu: I think we’ll manage to convince him this time.张飞：啥啊，如果你不是拉着我，老子一嗓子吼死他（做咆哮状，老虎声音）Zhang Fei: What? If you hadn't stopped me last time, I would have killed him with my roar!(Roaring)You know how deadly my roar is.刘备：行了，行了，我们来干啥来了稍息。

立正。

（张飞关羽照做）Liu Bei: Stop,stop this nonsense! Let's focus on the task at hand. Attention!刘备：都给我机灵点（张飞关羽点头答应）Liu Bei: You two! Be clever this time!(Guan and Zhang nodding)屋子中……（英文歌，诸葛亮正喝酒，猪不亮哼着英语歌）(In the cottage, Zhu is drinking wine, his servant is singing English songs )诸葛亮：MY GOD！！上天你为什么这么惩罚我Zhu Geliang: My God!! Why do you punish me?!猪不亮：老大别难过，大部分人都过不了四级Bu Liang: Don’t be so upset, boss. Many people don't pass the TOEFL诸葛亮：我的烂英语啊，为什么我们要学这门糟糕的语言？(starts to cry)Zhu Geliang: My poor English! You're killing me. Why do we have to study this awful language?（换背景音乐，猪不亮跟着哭，门铃响，猪不亮去开门）(Doorbell, Bu Liang goes to the door)猪不亮：谁啊Bu Liang: Who’s that?张飞：收电费的Zhang Fei: I've come to read your electricity meter.（开门，三人一脸嬉笑）刘备：我们又来了，麻烦小弟通报一下Liu Bei: Here we are again, please tell your boss that we need to see him. (gives the gifts to Bu Liang)（猪不亮四下环顾，把礼品接过来了）(Bu Liang catches the gifts)（屋子里传来悲伤的气息，张飞和关羽抹眼泪）(sad background music)张飞：怎么突然一阵感伤涌上心头（自言自语）Zhang Fei: I feel so very depressed.关羽：请问卧龙先生在家吗，我们想见一下（SEE）Guan Yu: Is Mr Zhu Geliang home? We want to have a talk with him, please.猪不亮：吟诗，见与不见。

Bu Liang:（你见，或者不见我It doesn’t matter whether you see me or not我就在那里I am standing right there不悲不喜With no emotion你念，或者不念我It doesn’t matter whether you miss me or not情就在那里The feeling is right there不来不去And it isn’t going anywhere你爱或者不爱我It doesn’t matter）（猪不亮转身关门，站不稳）(Bu Liang shuts the door)Liu Bei：What?！！关羽：是不是家里死人了，下次再来吧Guan Yu: I’m afraid someone important died here.Let’s go. Maybe we should come back another time.张飞：希望死的不是诸葛亮Zhang Fei: Oh, Maybe Zhu Geliang is dead..（关羽，刘备打张飞，下台。

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《三顾茅庐》课本剧（优秀范文五篇）

《三顾茅庐》课本剧（优秀范文五篇）

《三顾茅庐》课本剧（优秀范文五篇）第一篇：《三顾茅庐》课本剧课本剧《三顾茅庐》(刘备，关羽，张飞，小童，诸葛亮)(帽子，扇子，马鞭，茶杯)序幕：一段优美的笛声拉开序幕。

旁白：东汉末年，天下大乱，群雄四起，百姓身处水深火热之中，苦不堪言。

为了天下太平，刘备领兵出战，但是因为缺乏谋士，屡战屡败。

经过徐庶的推荐，决定请名士诸葛亮做军师。

可是，刘备连着去了两次诸葛亮在隆中的家里，却都没见着，便决定再去第三次，于是留下了一段三顾茅庐的佳话……张飞：诸葛亮不过一个村夫，值得大哥你亲自去三次吗？叫个人把他绑来不就行了。

刘备：胡说!诸葛先生是旷世奇才，怎么可以绑来？你如此无礼，今天不必跟着我去了。

关羽：大哥不必生气，三弟只是见你日夜操劳，担心你太过劳累罢了。

刘备：三弟，你得答应我不再无礼，否则今天不再让你跟去了。

张飞：(无奈地点头)我不开口便是。

(三人骑马前往隆中)张飞：(跑在最前面，手指前方)再有半里就到了。

刘备：(赶忙下马)。

关羽：(下马)大哥，怎么了？(张飞也下马了)刘备：诸葛先生乃高人名士，笔者诚心相请，不能再像前两次一般骑马直闯了，辛苦两位贤弟，跟着我步行这一段路吧。

(关张二人极不情愿地“嗯”了一声，跟在刘备身后步行。

来到门前，刘备敲门，小童开门。

）刘备：今天先生在家吧？童子：刘皇叔您又来啦，先生正在睡觉，我去叫醒他吧。

刘备：(急忙压低声音，摇手)不要吵着先生休息，我在这儿等等！（刘备转身对向关羽、张飞）刘备：你们在门外守着吧，没事不要进来。

旁白：过了好长时间，诸葛亮还没醒。

张飞：什么人啊，这么傲慢!我大哥站在门外，他竟然高枕长眠，我去后门放把火，看他醒不醒。

刘备：不得无礼，退下。

（张飞退去）关羽：大哥，这人如此傲慢，我看他是无德无才，不值得您在这儿浪费时间，还是快快回去吧！刘备：连徐庶都自叹不如，必定是有真才实学之人，你不必多说，和三弟做伴去吧！旁白：三四个小时过去了，诸葛亮终于醒了。

诸葛亮：大梦谁先觉，平生我自知。

初一剧本：三顾茅庐

初一剧本：三顾茅庐

三顾茅庐旁白:话说东汉末年乱世,汉景帝玄孙刘备仁义天下,只因受迫于曹操,因而避难于江南.闻徐庶与水镜先生言孔明奇才,遂欲请其为军师,率关羽张飞亲请诸葛亮,但两次均未能谋其面,本剧从第三次开始.人物:刘备诸葛亮关羽张飞侍者刘备:红军不怕远征难啊!万水千山只等闲啊!(“啊”声拉长)关羽:大哥,再过一座桥就到了.刘备:好!咱们继续走.(走几步)张飞:终于到了,可累死某家了!(挥汗如雨)刘备:(走到门前,用手敲门)当!当!当!侍者:谁呀?刘备：刘德华（关张二人齐惊，侍者出来）侍者：你们有什么事呀？刘备：（急上前）啊！有这么个事，我们想拜见卧龙先生。

侍者：噢！那太对不起了，我家先生昨晚和几位好友喝酒，一不小心又喝多了，我家先生养的小猫吃了他吐的东西，到现在还没醒呢！何况人乎？刘备：没关系！没关系！我们可以等么！（眼视关张）关张：（齐声）没关系！（这时只听到有人唱歌：小和尚下山去化斋，老和尚有交代……）刘备：恩！好听！真是太好听了！侍者：噢！我们家先生醒了，你们可真走运。

刘备：那对呗！（诸葛亮晃晃悠悠走了出来）诸葛亮：二子啊！今天来客人啦？侍者：先生，有人来，是天下闻名的刘皇叔携其义弟关羽张飞拜见。

诸葛亮：啊！是么？在哪？（用眼睛四处猛看，看到刘备的鞋，从鞋猛的看到头）您就是刘皇叔吧？您好！刘备：（急握住诸葛亮的手）你好！久仰您的大名，无缘一见啊！我来了两次，都没见到您，我是盼星星，盼月亮，终于盼见您了！（握住手上下摆动）侍者：（偷偷的碰了碰诸葛亮，拉到一边说）先生，怎么？您两只脚上的鞋不一样啊？诸葛亮：（一拍大腿）那有什么办法，剩的那双鞋也是两只脚不一样的！刘备：（上前很有诚意的）先生，备早闻您的大名，听人赞叹您“一笔好字，二等才情，三斤酒量，四季天时，五子围棋，六出昆曲，七字歪诗，八卦遁甲，酒量无限，十面埋伏”可敬可敬啊！诸葛亮：皇叔过奖了，刘皇叔乃当世英豪，谁人不知谁人不晓呀！（反正我不知道）百姓都说您是“一尘不染，两袖清风，三思而行，四方赞誉，五湖四海，六神无主，七窍不通，八面威风，久坐不动，十分无用”啊！刘备：彼此，彼此。

英文短剧剧本--Three visits to the cottage(三顾茅庐)

英文短剧剧本--Three visits to the cottage(三顾茅庐)

Three visits to the cottage（中文名三顾茅庐）Three visits to the cottage（中文名三顾茅庐）is a story from one of the Four Great classical Chinese novels——the Three Kindoms. ZhuGeliang is one of the main characters in the original. Also, he is an outstanding militarist（军事家）, politician and the symbol of the wisdom（智慧）in Chinese history. Another main actors——Liubei, who visited ZhuGeliang's thatched（茅屋顶）cottage three times and wanted to invite him to be his military（军方）adviser. Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by sincerity, helped the three brothers——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom. He devoted his whole life to the cause and died in harness. In this play, we add many modern and funny elements. For example, there are some spoken lines and actions which were copied from some classical movies like Infernal Affairs(中文名无间道), My Own Swordsman（中文名武林外传）,The Flirting Scholar（中文名唐伯虎点秋香）were combined in our play. So we present our script to you and wish you will like it. Three visits to the cottage Aside: After their swearing brotherhood(友谊) to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors（看门人）in Caocao's corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary（有名的）and mysterious character 诸葛亮who had been forced to attend CET-6（英语六级）test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.旁白话说刘关张桃园三结义之后四处奔波一时间找不到工作不得不在曹操的公司靠看大门为生而此时那个传说中的神秘人物诸葛卧龙先生正专心在家复习考试因为他的老婆黄氏逼着他参加CET-6SCENE 1: Liubei's homeActors:Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiGuanyu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic （悲惨的）life end? It's so terrible!关羽大哥咱们都饿了好几天了这种吃糠咽菜的生活我们要过到什么时候啊哎Liubei: Yu, it's impossible that I don't feel painful, isn't it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive（努力）against the Pope. Now we come down to Caocao's corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles. It's very hard to get work now. No diplomas（毕业文凭）and no job offers, what are you dreaming about?刘备二弟这大哥我怎么可能不难受嘛可是常言道人在屋檐下怎能不低头我们现在曹操的公司里给人家看大门这年头工作这么难找我们三兄弟学历又不高好不容易能有口饭吃就很不错了哪还有什么奢求呀Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang's wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with（对付）his husband‟s CET-6 fees last month, it seems that it's time for us to be debt collectors now.张飞大哥对了上个月后面山头诸葛亮的老婆来问我们借走了500块钱去给她老公交学费去了都好久没还我们是不是应该去要回来Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or we'll be as poor as church mouse.（喝西北风）关羽是啊大哥不然的话这样下去我们就得喝西北风了Liubei: Alas!（哎呀）How did I forget this? Let's go! Go~~ go~! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning（要债）!刘备哎就是我怎么这岔给忘了走走走二弟三弟随我这就上山（收拾家伙挽袖子）Aside: And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang旁白兄弟三人就此上山SCENE 2: ZhuGeliang‟s houseActors: ZhuGeliang Wife ZhugeliangZhuGeliang: Good morning! I am the genius（天才）ZhuGeliang. But I feel so morose（抑郁的）recently. Because my wife forced me to pass the CET-6. What‟s CET-6? Do you know? You?(Ask the audience) I‟ve never heart about that. And she obliged me to （对我表示感谢）read so he avy books and do so many texts. It‟s ridiculous. My major is military（军事的）advice, not English. Why should I read this?诸葛亮大叫好我就是绝顶聪明的诸葛亮可我最近却很是郁闷我那个娘子非要我去参加什么大学英语六级考试六级考试是个什么东西我怎么听都没听说过还要我看这么厚的书做这么多的题（拿起手里的金瓶梅给大家亮亮）我以后可是要当军师的！！又不是这个专业的干嘛还要要看这种书Wife: Darling!老婆相公（远处喊）ZhuGeliang：My wife is coming，she is so long-winded （啰嗦的）that I can never bear her.诸葛亮老婆上（比较啰嗦）诸葛亮娘子来了我娘子啰嗦的像唐僧一样说起话来我可受不了快老实看书（装作认真状）Wife：My dear, how about your study?老婆相公你的书背的怎么样了ZhuGeliang：These books make me want to doze（打盹儿）. I‟m dizzy（头晕的）. 诸葛亮娘子啊这些书看得我头昏眼花光想打瞌睡Wife：Darling! Now, competition is so serious. If you can‟t pass cet6 to get your master‟s degree, it is difficult to find a job. I have stayed here for half of a lifetime. But never visit a bigger place like Yangling.老婆哎相公呀你有所不知你看现在外面竞争这么激烈你要是不好好考六级将来拿个硕士文凭以后找不到工作可怎么办呀我们在这个小村子里都呆了小半辈子了你看我连稍微大一点的城市像铁岭都没去过ZhuGeliang：Don‟t worry, these books are too easy for your husband and don‟t need to learn.诸葛亮娘子你看老公我这么有才华以后还愁找不到工作么这些书太简单了统统不用看（扔书）Wife：Are you sure? let me have a test to you. Listen，read and see!老婆哼！！你说简单那我考考你ZhuGeliang：A piece of cake（小菜一碟）!诸葛亮怎么还要考我舌战群儒我都不怕小小考试焉能难道我（对观众说）Wife：Listen, can you spell apple? Desk?老婆我要考你听写（诸葛亮郁闷状）听着apple怎么写desk怎么写ZhuGeliang: Sorry I can‟t.诸葛亮（不会抓耳挠腮）Wife：You can‟t? Oh, how unfortunate I am! (crying) I'm wrong, I'm really wrong, I'm wrong from the beginning. I shouldn't marry here. If I didn‟t marry here, I'll never in this heartrending（使人极度伤心的）place now,老婆相公啊你连这都不会可怎么办呀哎呀我错了我真的错了我从一开始就不应该嫁过来如果我不嫁过来就不会流落到这么一个伤心的地方我好后悔呀ZhuGeliang：Don‟t cry, don‟t cry, stop! I …m going to study hard at once.诸葛亮崩溃了（捂耳朵忙劝）诸葛亮娘子莫哭娘子莫哭相公好好看书就是Wife (laugh): That's the spirit （这还差不多）! Do you know? We are in the red for （负债）your Cet6. I even borrowed money from the gate keeper. What can I do when they dun（要债）for debts.老婆（马上变脸）这还差不多你知道么为了供你读书咱们家已经欠了外面一屁股债连看大门的我都借过如果这些人上门来逼债我可怎么办呀ZhuGeliang: Are you pointing to that gatekeeper Liubei?诸葛亮娘子你说看大门的？莫非就是呢个看大门的刘备（抓胡子兴奋点头）Wife: Oh! Yes! Come on quickly! Boy!老婆正是此人书童你快过来Keeper: What is the matter? Madam?书童上书童主人有何吩咐Wife: Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, so you will tell the people who calls on him that boss has went to study in England.老婆书童听着相公近日温习功课外人一律不见来人就说去国外游玩讲学去了Keeper: Yes! Madam!书童遵命Aside: While it is going on, liubeiGuanyu Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliang‟s house.旁白话正说着刘关张三人已经到了诸葛亮家门口SCENE3 Outside ZhuGeliang‟s houseActors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Let me strike the door! Open! Open!!!刘关张上张飞大哥我来叫门（气愤敲门咚咚咚）Keeper: (Check from the peep hole（猫眼）) Are these men asking for the debt? (Open the door)书童（从猫眼里看看跟张飞头对上幻灯片配李逵的黑脸吓一跳）莫非是来讨债的（思考开门）Liubei: This is liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife.刘备在下刘备特来拜访诸葛卧龙先生和她老婆Keeper: Zhu said he is not in.书童主人说他不在家Liubei: En????刘关张恩？？？Keeper: Oh! No!...I mean …I mean my boss is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6,and he may not be come back this month.书童哦不是主人主人出去游玩了可能很快回来也可能十多天不回来Liubei: OK! We are waiting for him here!刘备那我们就在这等他Guanyu: Nobody knows that when he will come back, thus, let‟s go home!关羽他呢么贪玩谁知道他什么时候回来大哥我们还是走吧Aside: The three men went away with disappointed. After a month, the deeply autumn came! They came here at the second time. Unfortunately, they didn‟t see Zhugeliang again. Two month passed, the cold winter is coming! It is heavy snow and very cold outsides. ZhuGeliang knows the reason that why they come here threetimes, and orders the keeper to let them come in whiles his wife is outside.旁白三人离去又过了一个月已是深秋三人第二次登门拜访可是仍然没有见着第三次已经是冬天屋外下着鹅毛大雪诸葛亮知道了刘备上门讨债的事情趁这会老婆黄氏不在赶紧命书童前去开门SCENE4 Outside ZhuGeliang‟s houseActors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Please tell me in time when you would see him next time, let me bind him up （绑起来）for you. It really should not trouble you to come here time and time again.刘关张书童上张飞大哥下次要见诸葛小儿你先给我老三说一声我把他绑来见你如此劳烦哥哥甚是无礼Liubei: These days, the borrower is the god! Let‟s go there again and show our the warmest heart to move them.(Knock the door)刘备哎二弟三弟现在欠钱的都是大爷我们还是再去一回吧一定要诚心诚意才能打动人家（抹眼泪幻灯片放杨白劳与黄世仁咚咚咚敲门）Keeper：My boss is at home today, but he is reading books about CET-6. Please wait for a moment!书童主人今天在家（诸葛亮拿着金瓶梅从身后走过）但是正在看书请你们等一等Zhangfei：Xiao Zhu! Come out! Brothers, help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece（侄女）. Get out, or I will burn your house down!张飞（等不及了）诸葛小儿快出来大哥二哥帮我照顾好我七舅老爷他上外甥女。

三顾茅庐课本剧

三顾茅庐课本剧

《三顾茅庐》旁白：东汉末年，天下大乱，群雄四起，百姓身处水深火热之中，苦不堪言。

为了天下太平，刘备领兵出战，但是因为缺乏谋士，屡战屡败。

经过徐庶的推荐，刘备决定请诸葛亮做军师。

刘备连着去了两次诸葛亮的家，却都没见着，便决定再去第三次。

张飞：诸葛亮不过一个村夫，值得大哥你亲自去放三次仁德吗？叫个人来张铁锁连环，把他绑来不就行了。

刘备：胡说！诸葛先生是旷世奇才，怎么可以绑来？你如此无礼，今天不必跟着我去了。

关羽：大哥不必生气，三弟只是见你日夜操劳，担心你太过劳累罢了。

刘备：三弟，你得答应我不再无礼，否则今天不再让你跟去了。

张飞：我不开口便是。

刘备：不行！我怕你鲁莽，先给你一张兵粮寸断！旁白：三人骑马前往隆中。

张飞：（跑在最前面，手指前方）再有半里就到了。

旁白：刘备赶忙下马。

关羽，张飞也随之下马关羽：大哥，怎么了？刘备：诸葛先生乃高人名士，我们诚心相请，不能再像前两次一般骑马直闯了。

前两次人家一定是看我们有马，攻击距离太远，才不来见我们。

辛苦两位贤弟，跟着我步行这一段路吧。

旁白：关张二人极不情愿地“嗯”了一声，跟在刘备身后步行，来到门前。

刘备：今天先生在家吧？童子：刘皇叔您又来啦，先生正在睡觉，我去叫醒他吧。

刘备：不要叫醒他，这样不礼貌！你们在门外守着吧，没事不要进来，我先来点万箭齐发，希望能够让他早点自己醒来。

（……）旁白：过了好长时间，诸葛亮还没醒。

张飞：什么人啊，这么多闪！我大哥站在门外万箭齐发，他竟然高枕长眠，我去后门放张火攻，看他醒不醒。

刘备：不得无礼！一来要尊重对方，二来你现在连马都没有，攻击距离够吗！张飞：……那我进去把他绑了！（破门而入）刘备：休得无礼！啊，拉不住了！酒！火杀！张飞：啊！我的藤甲！……关公，有桃么？关羽：呃，没有……桃都在大哥那里呢。

张飞：额。

（退下）刘备：兄弟，对不起呀！待我请到诸葛亮就拿桃救你！关羽：大哥，这人如此傲慢，我看他是无德无才，不值得您在这儿浪费万箭齐发，还是快快回去吧！刘备：连徐庶都自叹不如，必定是有真才实学之人，你不必多说，和三弟做伴去吧！酒，火杀！关羽：啊！我也是藤甲！三弟我去陪你啦！（……）旁白：三四个小时过去了，诸葛亮终于没闪了。