1--All I ever wanted was for Juli Baker to leave me alone.我只希望朱莉·贝克能离我远点2--It all began in the summer of1957,before the start of second grade.故事始于一年级暑假1957年的夏天3--Here we are.我们到家啦4--What do you guys think?I like this place.你们觉得这里怎么样?我挺喜欢的5--It's cool.Uh,what color is my room?很赞呢我的房间是什么颜色?6--Just you wait.别急嘛7--Let's see what's inside.Hey,come on,buddy Bryce.咱们进去瞧瞧嘿布莱斯8--Why don't,uh,you and I go help unload the van过来给我搭把手搬东西9--and the womenfolk here can get in the kitchen and start setting up.让姑娘们去整理厨房吧10--Okay,Dad.好的老爸11--For me,it was the beginning of what would be于我而言这意味着我从此步入了12--more than half a decade of strategic avoidance and social discomfort.长达五年的不安与逃避生涯13--Hi,I'm Juli Baker.Hey,hey,what are you doing?嗨我是朱莉·贝克喂喂喂你干嘛呢?14--Don't you want some help?要我帮忙吗?15--No.There's some valuable things in there.不必了那里面都是贵重物品16--How about this one?No,no,no.那我就搬这个吧不用了17--Run home.Your mother's probably wondering where you are.赶紧回家吧你妈妈没准在找你呢18--Oh,no,my mom knows where I am.She said it's fine.没关系我妈妈知道我在哪她同意我过来19--It didn't take long to realize this girl could not take a hint.显然这姑娘也太不识趣了20--It's crowded in here with three people.I don't mind.咱们仨在这儿有点挤吧不要紧啊21--Of any kind.You wanna push this one together?毫无自知之明我们一起推吧?22--Bryce,isn't it time for you to go help your mother?布莱斯你妈妈还等着你去帮忙吧?23--Oh,yeah.是啊是啊24--I mean,nothing would stop her.我真是拿她没辙25--I was about to tell her to get lost when the weirdest thing happened.我终于忍无可忍这时候诡异的事情却发生了26--I couldn't believe it.我真是难以置信27--There I was holding hands with this strange girl.我居然会牵着陌生女孩的手28--How did I get into this mess?Well,hello.我咋就惹上了这种麻烦?你好呀29--I see you've met my son看来你已经认识我儿子了30--Finally,I did the only manly thing available when you're7years old.我不得不使出7岁男生仅有的气概31--However,my troubles were far from over.然而还有一大串的麻烦等着我32--The minute I walked into Miss Yelson's classroom就在我走进叶尔森老师的教室时33--Bryce?You're here.布莱斯?你也在这啊34--it was clear:很显然35--School would not be a sanctuary.即使在学校也无法逃脱她的魔掌36--Hey,Bryce,where's your girlfriend?嘿布莱斯你女朋友呢?37--I was branded for life.枉我一世英名啊38--Hey,Bryce,why don't you ask her to marry you?嘿布莱斯你咋不向她求婚呢?39--Bryce and Juli sitting in a tree布莱斯和朱莉爬上树梢40--K-l-S-S-l-N-G卿卿我我甜如蜜41--My first year in town was a disaster.搬来镇上的第一年简直就是场灾难42--Look at them.瞧那小两口呀43--And the next three weren't much better.接下来的三年也不尽如人意44--But finally,in the sixth grade,I took action.就这么捱到了六年级我总算不再坐以待毙45--I hatched the plan.想到了一个大狠招46--Sherry.雪利47--Sherry,wait up.雪利等一下48--Hi,Bryce.Heh.嗨布莱斯49--I asked out Sherry Stalls.我向雪利·斯道尔斯展开攻势50--I was wondering if you wanted to go我想问你愿不愿意...51--To full appreciate the brilliance of this plan这个招数的绝妙之处在于52--you have to understand that Juli hated Sherry Stalls雪利·斯道尔斯是朱莉的眼中钉53--though I never understood why.但我始终想不通其中的缘由54--Sherry was nice,friendly and she had a lot of hair.雪利长发飘飘为人和善55--At first,my mother wouldn't let me get my ears pierced,but I begged我妈之前一直不让我打耳洞后来我拼命求她56--The idea was that Sherry would eat with me我原本一心指望只要和雪利吃吃饭57--maybe we'd walk around together,and hopefully Juli would lose interest.散散步就能让朱莉知难而退58--But I still can't get the hoops till I'm16.她还是不允许我16岁前打耳洞59--Oh,that's a shame.太可惜了60--So Melanie wanted to get her ears pierced,米娜妮也想打耳洞61--but of course her mother said no.但她老妈也不是省油的灯62--So she threw a fit她就在家大发雷霆63--and smashed her Johnny Mathis Greatest Hits album把约翰尼·马蒂斯的精选辑给砸了64--and she got grounded,结果就被禁足了65--so now she can't come to my pajama sleepover party.连我的睡衣派对都来不了66--Things were unfolding quite nicely.事情进展相当顺利67--What are you doing for your science project?你的科学实验打算怎么做?68--That is,until my supposed best friend,Garrett Einbinder直到我所谓的挚友加利特·埃恩德69--took an interest in Sherry himself.开始打起了雪利的主意70--I was thinking of showing how split ends react我想展示各种护发素71--with different hair conditioners.如何修复头发分叉72--That's fascinating.太棒了73--Loyalty gave way to desire and Garrett,the turncoat俗话说得好重色必轻友加利特这个叛徒74--told Sherry what I was up to.向雪利全盘托出我的计划75--Jerk.混蛋76--She didn't take it well.她自然很是生气77--Word got back to Juli,至于朱莉78--and pretty soon she started up with the goo-goo eyes again.她自然又开始对我故技重施79--Only this time it was worse.而且还变本加厉80--She started sniffing me.居然开始嗅我81--That's right,sniffing me.你没听错她居然用鼻子嗅我82--What was that all about?搞什么飞机啊?83--My only consolation was that next year would be different.我只能期望来年能摆脱魔掌84--Junior high,bigger school.但愿升入初中后85--Maybe we'd be in different classes不用再和她同班86--and it would finally,finally be over.彻底结束我的噩梦87--The first day I met Bryce Loski,I flipped.见到布莱斯·罗斯基的第一眼我便怦然心动了88--It was those eyes,something in those dazzling eyes.他的双眸让我如痴如醉89--You wanna push this one together?我们一起推吧?90--His family had just moved into the neighborhood那时候他们刚搬到我家隔壁91--and I'd gone over to help them.我过去帮他们搬东西92--I'd been in the van all of two minutes我在车里刚呆了2分钟93--when his dad sent him off to help his mom.他老爸就让她去帮他妈妈94--I could see he didn't wanna go.我知道他并不想离开95--So I chased after him to see于是我追上前去96--if we could play a little before he got trapped inside.问他能不能先玩一会再进屋97--The next thing I know,he's holding my hand接着他便用力握着我的手98--and looking right into my eyes.与我深情凝视99--My heart stopped.那一刹那我的心停止了跳动100--Was this it?这一刻到来了吗?101--Would this be my first kiss?是时候迎来我的初吻了吗?102--But then his mother came out.Well,hello.没想到他妈妈却出来了你好呀103--And he was so embarrassed,his cheeks turned completely red.他感到无比羞愧脸都红了104--I went to bed that night thinking of the kiss that might have been.那晚我躺在床上不停幻想初吻的场景105--I mean,it was clear he had feelings for me,我知道他对我动心了106--but he was just too shy to show them.只是怯于表达爱意107--My mother said boys were like that.妈妈说过男孩子都会这样108--So I decided to help him out.我决定帮他克服心中的恐惧109--Bryce?You're here.布莱斯?你也在这啊110--I would give him plenty of opportunity to get over his shyness.我会竭尽所能帮他彻底释放自我111--By the sixth grade,I'd learned to control myself.六年级那年我学着有所收敛112--Then Sherry Stalls entered the picture.没想到半路却杀出个雪利·斯道尔斯113--Sherry Stalls was nothing but a whiny,gossipy,backstabbing flirt.雪利·斯道尔斯就是一人尽可夫的长舌妇114--All hair and no substance.头发长见识短115--And there she was而且她竟然...116--holding hands with Bryce.My Bryce.和布莱斯十指紧扣那可是我家布莱斯117--The one who was walking around with my first kiss.我的初吻白马王子118--My solution was to ignore her.I knew a boy of Bryce's caliber我决定对她视而不见依照布莱斯的品性119--would eventually see through a shallow conniver like Sherry Stalls.总有一天能意识到雪利有多浅薄无知120--It took all of a week.They broke up at recess.如我所料他俩一周后便分手了121--She didn't take it well.她也不看看自己几斤几两122--Now that Bryce was outof Sherry's evil clutches,自从布莱斯摆脱了朱莉的魔掌123--he started being nicerto me.对我也变得更为友善124--Hi,Juli.Hi,Bryce.嗨朱莉嗨布莱斯125--He was so shy and so cute他如此腼腆可人126--and his hair,it smelled like watermelon.他的发丝间弥漫着西瓜的香氛127--I couldn't get enough of it.我简直如痴如醉128--I spent the whole year secretly sniffing watermelon整整一年我都沉浸在这迷人的芬芳里129--and wondering if I was ever going to get my kiss.期盼着何时能迎来我的初吻130--Seventh grade brought changes,all right.升入初一后生活开始有所改观131--But the biggest one didn't happen at school.但最大的变化并非学校132--It happened at home.而是出现在家中133--My grandfather came to live with us.外公搬来与我们同住134--Mom said he stared like that because he missed Grandma.妈妈说他是过于思念外婆才会如此迷惘135--That was not something Grandpa would ever talk about with me.但他怎么可能对我推心置腹呢136--As a matter of fact,he never talked about much of anything with me.其实他在我面前总是沉默寡言137--That is,until Juli appeared in the local newspaper.直到朱莉的名字登上了当地报纸138--Oh,Bryce.May I speak with you?What?布莱斯能和你聊聊吗?有事吗?139--Have a seat,son.坐吧孩子140--Tell me about your friend Juli Baker.跟我说说你的朋友朱莉·贝克吧141--Juli.She's not exactly my friend.其实朱莉算不上是我朋友142--Oh.Why's that?为什么呢?143--Why do you wanna know?你怎么突然问这个?144--Now,Juli Baker did not wind up in The Mayfield Times朱莉·贝克登上梅菲尔德时报145--for being an eighth-grade Einstein.可不是因为她天赋异禀146--No,she got front-page coverage because she refused而是因为她赖在无花果树上147--to climb out of a sycamore tree.死活不肯下来148--Juli Baker and that stupid sycamore tree.朱莉·贝克和那棵白痴无花果树149--She always thought it was God's gift她认为那棵树150--to our little corner of the universe.是上帝对我们的恩赐151--Hey,Bryce.Wanna come climb the tree with me and my brothers?嘿布莱斯过来和我们一起爬树不?152--No,thanks.不了谢谢e up here.It's fun.布莱斯快上来嘛很好玩的154--You can see everything.I can't.可以看到全世界呢我没空155--My dad needs me to help him fix我爸爸让我帮他去修...156--a thing.修东西157--That's all I needed.拉倒吧158--Climb up a tree with Juli Baker.我才不要和朱莉·贝克一起爬树呢159--I'd be dragged right back into the second grade.我可不想重温二年级的噩梦160--Bryce and Juli sitting in a tree.布莱斯和朱莉爬上树梢161--Why don't you just make me eat lima beans for the rest of my life.我宁可下半辈子吃青豆度日162--It's three blocks away.还有三个街区就来了163--Two blocks.只剩两个喽164--One block away.还有最后一个165--Like that's valuable information.I hate it when she does that.还真把自己当回事最受不了她这种人了166--I like to think there's at least a chance the bus won't show.真希望校车哪天能罢工167--I think the tree looks particularly beautiful in this light.Don't you?这棵树在晨曦中显得尤为美丽你说对么?168--If by"beautiful"you mean"unbelievably ugly,"如果你所谓的美丽是指奇丑无比169--then,yes,I would agree.那我绝对赞成170--You're just visually challenged.I feel sorry for you.你眼神不太好吧我真同情你171--"Visually challenged"?眼神不太好?172--"Visually challenged"?眼神不太好?173--This from the girl who lived in a house她家不也是街坊邻里的笑柄么174--that was the joke of the neighborhood?居然敢这么说我?175--They had bushes growing over windows and weeds all over the place.灌木爬满了窗台门前杂草丛生176--It bugged my dad bigtime.我老爸为此很是不爽177--Oh,there he is.哟快瞧瞧178--The bricklayer who thinks he's a painter.砌墙工当自己是大画家呢179--That truck's not ugly enough in real life?嫌那破车不够寒碜180--He's gotta make a painting of it?还得画幅画裱起来?181--No,he does landscapes.Sells them at the county fair.人家的风景画可是集市上的抢手货182--People say they're beautiful.大家都夸赞他呢183--Landscapes?Let me tell you something.风景画?要我说吧184--The world would have more beauty in it他要是能把院子拾掇拾掇185--if he'd do a little landscaping on that piece of crap he calls a yard.这个世界一定会更加美好186--I feel bad for his wife.She married a dreamer.我真同情他老婆嫁了这么个幻想家187--Because of that,one of the two of them will always be unhappy.梦想与现实间的冲突总得有一个人来承受188--Yeah,fine.But why do we have to be unhappy?没错可为啥要殃及无辜呢?189--As annoying as the yard was to my dad和朱莉·贝克成天赖在树上相比190--it was nothing compared to how annoying Juli Baker was in that tree.她家那院子其实也不见得有多惹人生厌191--Three blocks away.还有三个街区哦192--Every morning we had to listen to the sound每天早上我们都不得不忍受193--of her blow-by-blow traffic report.她极为啰嗦的交通播报194--Two blocks.还有两个了195--There you go.到喽196--Why do they call it The Three Stooges?为什么要叫"三个臭皮匠"呢?197--I mean,there's five of them.What?明明有五个人啊什么?198--Well,yeah,there's Moe,Larry,Curly,Shemp and Curly Joe.你看啊莫伊拉里克里谢普和卷毛乔伊199--Yeah,but they only have three at a time.Yeah.可每场戏却只有三个人是啊200--You know,I hate Curly Joe.I mean,he shouldn't even be a Stooge.我讨厌卷毛乔伊他哪算得上臭皮匠呢201--Listen,girl,I'm this close to calling the police.姑娘我可要报警了202--You are trespassing and obstructing progress on a contracted job.你侵犯私人土地妨碍施工203--What's going on?Either you come down怎么了?你最好自己下来204--or we're gonna cut you down.You guys,come up here with me.要不我们就砍树了你们赶紧上来吧205--They won't cut it down if we're all up here.咱们人一多他们就不敢砍了206--Bus,bus,bus.Juli was frantic.车来了朱莉真是疯了207--They wanted to cut down her tree.他们想把树给砍了208--I couldn't understand why that mutant tangle of gnarly branches真不明白那无比畸形的树209--meant so much to her.Bryce,please.在她心里怎么就那么重要布莱斯求你了210--Ifelt bad for her.Leave her.我很同情她别管她211--But I wasn't about to cut school over it.但我可不至于为此旷课212--Come on,bro.走吧哥们儿213--Why isn't she your friend,Bryce?你为什么不把她当朋友呢布莱斯?214--You'd have to know Juli.等你真正了解朱莉就明白了215--Well,I'dlike to.我倒真想认识她216--Why?为什么?217--That girl has an iron backbone.这姑娘挺有骨气的218--Why don't you invite her over sometime?要不你抽空请她来家里玩?219--An iron backbone?有骨气?220--She's just stubborn她那是一根筋221--and she's pushy beyond belief.而且还很自以为是222--Is that so?是这样吗?223--And she's been stalking me since the second grade.她从二年级起就老是缠着我224--Well,a girl like that doesn't live next door to everyone.这种女孩可是可遇不可求的225--Lucky them.谁遇上谁倒霉226--Read this.看看这个227--Without prejudice.放下心中的成见228--Like I needed to know anything more about Juli Baker.我才没兴趣去了解朱莉·贝克229--Juli wasn't at the bus stop the next morning.第二天早上朱莉没去等校车230--Or the morning after that.第三天也不见她出现231--She was at school,but you'd never know it.不知道她怎么来学校的232--Little Joe?He's got so much makeup on He doesn't age.小乔伊?他那妆也太浓了他不显老啊233--I told myself I should be glad about it.我告诉自己应该感到庆幸234--I mean,isn't that what I'd always wanted?这不就是我日期夜盼的吗?235--But still,I felt bad for her.但我仍替她感到难过236--I was gonna tell her I was sorry,but then I thought,hey,no我想跟她说声对不起但是一想还是算了237--that's the last thing I needed:我可真不希望238--Juli Baker thinking I missed her.让朱莉·贝克以为我在想她239--I see why you like to come out here.我知道你为什么喜欢这里240--Would you mind explaining it to your mother?那你能开导开导你老妈不?241--I loved to watch my father paint.我喜欢看着爸爸作画242--Or really,I loved to hear him talk while he painted.更喜欢在他画画时和他聊天243--I learned a lot about my dad that way.这样能让我更了解他244--He told me all sorts of things他和我无话不谈245--like how he got his first job delivering hay比如他怎样得到第一份工作246--and how he'd wished he'd finished college.他多么渴望能完成学业247--Then one day he surprised me.有一天他出人意料地问我248--What's going on with you and,uh,Bryce Loski?你和布莱斯·罗斯基是怎么回事?249--What do you mean?Nothing.什么怎么回事啊?没什么呀250--Oh,okay.那好吧251--My mistake.是我想多了252--Why would you even think that?你怎么会这么想?253--No reason.其实也没什么254--Just that you只是你成天255--talk about him all the time.都把他挂在嘴边256--I do?我有吗?257--I don't know.我也不知道258--I guess it's something about his eyes.也许我被他的双眼所吸引吧259--Or maybe his smile.还有他迷人的微笑260--But what about him?那他人怎么样?261--What?You have to look at the whole landscape.什么?你得考虑画的整体效果262--What does that mean?什么意思?263--A painting is more than the sum of its parts.一幅画绝非简单拼凑就能完成264--A cow by itself is just a cow.一头牛只是一头牛265--A meadow by itself is just grass,flowers.草地也只长满了青草和花朵266--And the sun peeking through the trees is just a beam of light.阳光照进大树的枝桠亦不过缕缕薄光267--But you put them all together但你若能将它们衔接拼凑268--and it can be magic.却能收获意想不到的成果269--I didn't really understand what he was saying until one afternoon我对他的话一知半解直到一天下午270--when I was up in the sycamore tree.我爬上无花果树的枝头271--I was rescuing a kite.试图去捡风筝272--It was a long way up,higher than I'd ever been.它挂得很高我从没爬过这么高273--And the higher I got,the more amazed I was by the view.但我发现爬得越高眼前的景象便愈发迷人274--I began to notice how wonderful the breeze smelled.沁人心脾的微风迎面扑来275--Like sunshine and wild grass.夹杂着阳光和野草的芬芳276--I couldn't stop breathing it in我忍不住大口呼吸277--filling my lungs with the sweetest smell I'd ever known.让肺里溢满甜美醉人的气息278--Hey,you found my kite.嘿我的风筝被你找到了279--Bryce,you should come up here.布莱斯你真该上来看看280--It's so beautiful.太美了281--I can't.I sprained my,um不行我扭伤了...282--I have a rash.我出疹子了283--From that moment on,that became my spot.从那一刻起我彻底爱上了这里284--I could sit there for hours,just looking out at the world.我可以坐上好几个钟头静静欣赏这世界285--Some days the sunsets would be purple and pink.落日时而泛着微醺的紫红286--And some days they were a blazing orange时而迸发出橙色的余晖287--setting fire to the clouds on the horizon.瞬间布满天边的晚霞288--It was during one of those sunsets that my father's idea在如此瑰丽的景象中289--of the whole being greater than the sum of its parts我终于慢慢有所领悟290--moved from my head to my heart.爸爸所说的整体胜于全部291--Some days I would get there extra early to watch the sunrise.有时我会起个大早只为去看日出292--One morning I was making mental notes一天清晨我在心里兀自揣度293--of how the streaks of light were cutting through the clouds应该如何向爸爸描绘294--so I could tell my dad缕缕曙光穿透云层的景象295--when I heard a noisebelow.下面却传来阵阵嘈杂296--Excuse me.不好意思297--Excuse me.I'm sorry,but you can't park there.That's a bus stop.抱歉你们不能停在这里这是校车站台298--Hey,what are you doing up there?你在上面干嘛呢?299--You can't be up there,we're gonna take this thing down.赶紧下来我们要砍树了300--The tree?Yeah.Now come on down.砍这棵树?没错快下来吧301--But who told you,you could cut it down?The owner.谁批准你们砍树的?树的主人啊302--Why?为什么?303--He's gonna build a house,and this tree's in the way.他想在这里建房这棵树挡道了304--So come on,girl,we got work to do.姑娘赶紧下来吧我们得开工了305--You can't cut it down.You just can't.你们不能砍这棵树不能砍306--Listen,girl.I'm this close to calling the police.姑娘你再不下来我就报警了307--You are trespassing and obstructing progress on a contracted job.你侵犯私人土地妨碍施工308--Now either you come down,or we're gonna cut you down.你再不下来我们就直接砍了309--Go ahead.Cut me down.来吧要砍就砍吧310--I'm not coming down.I'm never coming down.我不下去坚决不下去311--Bryce.You guys,come up here with me.布莱斯你们快上来帮我啊312--They won't cut it down if we're all up here.上面人一多他们就不敢砍了313--Bryce,please don't let them do this.布莱斯别让他们砍树啊314--Comeon,you guys.求你们了315--Bryce,please.You don't have to come up this high.Just a little ways.布莱斯求你了你不用爬很高的316--Bryce,please.Please.布莱斯求求你了317--What happened after that was a blur.从那之后一切都变得模糊起来318--It seemed like the whole town was there.似乎整个镇上的人都围了过来319--But still I wouldn't move.但我一直坚持不肯下去320--Then my father showed up.爸爸后来赶了过来321--He talked a fireman into letting him come up to where I was.他说服消防员架了楼梯爬上来322--Sweetie,it's time to come down.宝贝儿我们下去吧323--Daddy,please don't let them do this.爸爸别让他们砍树324--Sweetie Daddy,look.宝贝儿爸爸你看啊325--You can see everything.You can see the whole world from here.在这里可以俯瞰整个世界326--No view is worth my daughter's safety.Now,come on.万里河山也不及我女儿的安危重要下去吧327--I can't.我不走328--Julianna,it's time to come down now.朱莉安娜别耍小性子了329--Please,Daddy.求你了爸爸330--It's time.听话下去吧331--And that was it.就这么结束了332--I must've cried for two weeks straight.我整整两周都以泪洗面333--Oh,sure,I went to school and did the best I could我仍然坚持上学异常用功334--but nothing seemed to matter.却感觉生活失去了重心335--Juli?Huh?朱莉?啊?336--Do you know the answer?你知道答案是什么吗?337--Uh,the Peloponnesian War?伯罗奔尼撒战争?338--I'm sure that's the answer to something这也许是某个问题的答案339--but I was looking for the area of a rhomboid.但我问的是菱形的面积340--Somehow,rhomboids and isosceles right triangles其实菱形三角形之类的341--didn't seem so important.在我看来并不重要342--I rode my bike so I wouldn't have to pass by the stump我开始骑车上学只为避开那个伤心地343--that used to be the earth's most magnificent sycamore tree.那里曾经矗立着世上最美的无花果树344--But no matter what I did,I couldn't stop thinking about it.但不管我怎么努力我对它始终心有念想345--Are you okay?你还好吧?346--It was just a tree.不就是一棵树么347--No,it wasn't just a tree.那不仅只是一棵树348--I never want you to forget how you felt when you were up there.希望你能将树梢的美好时光永存心底349--Thanks,Dad.谢谢你爸爸350--It was the first thing I saw every morning我每天醒来就会看着这幅画351--and the last thing I saw before I went to sleep.它亦每天伴着我入眠352--And once I could look at it without crying直到有一天看着它我不再泪眼朦胧353--I saw more than the tree and what being up there meant to me.我领悟到了更深层的寓意354--I saw the day that my view of things around me started changing.我的世界观开始有了细微的变化355--And I wondered,did I still feel the same things about Bryce?我不禁问自己我对布莱斯的感情是否一如往日?356--I've never been a huge fan of eggs.我向来对鸡蛋不感冒357--I mean,I could always just take them or leave them.既不喜欢也说不上讨厌358--That is,until one day in Skyler Brown's garage但那天在斯凯勒·布朗家的车库里359--when my feelings about eggs were solidified.让我对鸡蛋的厌恶根深蒂固360--Hey,hey,hey.Guys.Edna's found her breakfast.嘿伙计们艾德娜的早餐有着落喽361--I mean,if a slimy reptile found them appetizing黏糊糊软趴趴的动物喜欢的食物362--therewas certainly no place for them in my diet.我想想都觉得恶心363--Oh,man,that's so cool.天啊太给力了364--She doesn't even have to chew.I mean,think of all the time you'd save.她连嚼都不用嚼省时又省心365--I could've gone my whole life not knowing that snakes eat eggs raw都怨我姐姐丽奈特366--if it hadn't been for Lynetta.非要来找斯凯勒·布朗商量联赛的事367--She had amajor-league thing for Skyler Brown.要不我这辈子都不想看蛇活吞鸡蛋368--I think it'sgross.真够恶心的369--He and Juli's brothers,Matt and Mark,had formed a band.他和朱莉的哥哥马特和马克组了个乐队370--And Lynetta would watch them practice.丽奈特要看着他们排练371--That is so neat.太赞了吧372--How about that,huh,Bryce?你觉得呢布莱斯?373--Yeah.Neat.是啊够给力的374--So,Brycie,how do you think he's gonna digest that?布莱斯你觉得它要怎么消化?375--Stomach acid?You'd like to think that.胃酸?就知道你会这么说376--Wait,everybody quiet.Here he goes.等等别出声好戏开始了377--Eggs over easy.这才叫吃鸡蛋啊378--Gross.Gross,gross,gross.太恶心了看得我想吐379--Wait,wait.You haven't seen the best part.等等哈最精彩的还没出现呢380--Gross.好恶啊381--I tried to be casual about it,but it didn't take.我试着佯装淡定却毫不管用382--I started having bad dreams.我开始做噩梦383--I'd be trapped inside a huge egg梦见自己被困在巨型鸡蛋里384--and this monster would open his jaws and start to devour me.怪物张嘴将我吞入囊中385--I'd wake up just in time.所幸每次都能及时醒来386--Then the real nightmare began.没想到噩梦成真了387--Hi,Bryce.I brought these over for you and your family.嗨布莱斯我给你们带了些鸡蛋388--My chickens are laying eggs.What?我家养的鸡开始下蛋了什么?389--You remember Abby and Bonnie and Clyde还记得艾比邦妮克莱德390--and Dexter and Eunice and Florence?德克斯特尤妮丝和弗洛伦斯吗?391--The ones I hatched for the science fair.How could I forget?就是科学展览会上孵的小鸡当然记得啊392--It was classic Juli Baker.朱莉·贝克总是那么经典393--She totally dominated the fair.轻而易举成了全场的焦点394--And get this,her project was all about watching boring eggs hatch.她的课题是观察无聊的鸡蛋孵化过程395--I mean,here I had a live-action erupting volcano我的可是现场模拟火山爆发396--and all anyone cared about was Juli's boring chicks可大家显然对朱莉孵出的鸡仔397--breaking out of their boring shells.更感兴趣398--Oh,I think the last one's hatching.最后一只出来了399--It's hatching.Oh,it's hatching.出来了出来了啊400--Kids,come over here.孩子们快过来401--But hey,she won.I lost.好吧我输给她了402--I've never been one to dwell.我彻底被无视了403--Here it comes.孵出来了404--But that didn't mean I had to eat her lousy eggs.但我可不会吃她送来的鸡蛋405--I think it was very sweet of Juli to bring us those eggs.朱莉这姑娘真乖巧还给我们送鸡蛋406--I don't care.I'm still having cereal tomorrow.我才不吃呢我明早还是喝燕麦粥407--Yeah,how do we know there's no chicks in one of those eggs?我们怎么能确定这蛋不是孵了一半呢408--I used to eat farm-fresh eggs when I was a kid.They were delicious.我小时候常吃刚下的蛋很是可口409--Yeah,well,that's all well and good刚下的蛋当然美味了410--but what if we crack one open and a dead chick falls out?可万一敲开鸡蛋掉出一具尸体咋整? 411--Do they have a rooster?他们家有养公鸡吗?412--If they don't have a rooster the eggs can't be fertile.如果没有就不是受精蛋413--And if they had a rooster,we'd know.如果养了公鸡我们也会知道414--The whole neighborhood would know.街坊邻居都能听到415--Maybe they got it de-yodeled.万一人家把公鸡变声了呢416--"De-yodeled"?变声?417--You know.De-cock-a-doodle-doo'd.就是把声带给割了418--What the hell are you talking about?瞎说什么呢你?419--Like they de-bark dogs.就像给狗禁声那样420--Bryce,why don't you just ask Juli?布莱斯你直接问问朱莉不就行了?421--I don't think that What?还是不要吧什么?422--You afraid to talk to her?I'm not afraid to talk to her.你不敢跟她说话?谁说我不敢跟她说话423--I know you are,but what am I?我看是你不敢吧424--Okay.Just talk to her and find out.Bryce.好了你去找她问问清楚吧布莱斯425--How do you tell if one's a rooster?你会如何识别公鸡?426--Well,a rooster's bigger.Longer feathers.公鸡体型较大羽毛更长427--They've got that red stuff growing out of their head.头上长有红色的鸡冠428--And around their neck too.That shouldn't be too hard to spot.脖子上也长有红毛那应该挺好鉴别的吧429--Although,come to think of it,chickens have the rubbery red stuff too.你想想啊鸡通常都长有鸡冠430--Just not as much.只不过不太明显罢了431--Garrett's expertise in roosters加利特是公鸡专家432--was the cornerstone of our plan to avoid contact with Juli Baker.他能让我避免直接和朱莉·贝克对峙433--The balance of which involved spying over her back fence.我们偷偷溜去她家后院434--Come on,come on.Shh.Shh.快点快点嘘435--Over here.就在这436--I can't see the stupid chickens.我看不清那些鸡啊437--We gotta get them out of the coop.得把它们从笼子里弄出来438--Is that a rooster?那是公鸡吗?439--No,it looks like a chicken.不是看起来不像440--How can you tell?你怎么知道?441--It just does.只可意会不可言传442--See what I mean?Expertise.瞧见了吧?什么叫做专家443--Shh,shh!What?嘘干嘛?444--Juli.朱莉445--Here,guys.开饭啦宝贝们446--Go on,there you go.出来吧吃饭喽447--Here,guys.Go on.Yeah,they're all chickens.来来来吃饭哦没错都是鸡448--There's no rooster?What did I just say?一只公鸡都没有?非得让我再说一遍?449--How can you tell?你怎么看出来的?450--Well,none of them are strutting.Here,come on.它们走路没有昂首阔步来来来多吃点451--Roosters strut?Come on,guys.公鸡也懂昂首阔步?快吃呀452--What did I just say?Here.你不懂就别问了行不?吃吧吃吧453--Plus,hardly any of them have any rubbery red stuff.再说了也没看见有红鸡冠的454--What are you doing?Yeah.They're definitely all chickens.你在干嘛呀?绝对都是鸡。
