守株待兔剧本
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守株待兔农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A modern farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）When I was young,I studied in Harrow School. So I’m rich now！Look！This is my cell phone——iphone 6！This is my watch!This my ipad! This is… [不经意地掏出一个臭袜子]Oh,sorry.And look at this!Do U know what’s this？a stick？No no no~~It’s my modern hoe~ [看下表]It’s time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作，锄了两下，突然] Oh yes! I think farming should be combined with music![树走上前台] 树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing!I can dance! I’m tall!And I’m Strong!IF you hit me,you will dead！Oh? There comes a rabbit!兔子A：Hey everybody, look, I’m a rabbit. I just had my breakfast. Now I’m just walking around here. I think walking after meals is good for my health. [在场上转圈，悠闲散步][农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！I will catch it！[偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走] [农夫跟在兔子后面。
两个人走啊走。
兔子突然回头。
农夫假装看手表。
两人继续走。
兔子回头。
农夫假装看天气。
两人继续走。
兔子回头。
农夫假装打手机。
两人继续走，兔子回头。
这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。
]兔子A：Wahhhh~!（吓一跳）What’s this！农夫：Hnnnn…！I will kill U for lunch!兔子A：But your gun… [帮农夫把枪头调转过来（农夫一开始把枪对着自己）]农夫：Thank you!兔子A：My pleasure. （突然想起来农夫要杀自己）Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑，躲到树后面，农夫追到树前]农夫：Where to go? Haha![农夫开了一枪“砰”。
兔子在树后惊慌躲闪，没被打到。
树做出受伤中弹状。
农夫又开枪，同上。
农夫开始加快频率，火力密集地开枪。
兔子开始时惊慌躲闪，躲着躲着跳起舞来。
树继续痛苦中弹状。
]兔子A[自我陶醉中，边跳边说]You didn’t hurt me! You didn’t hurt me！树：[痛苦万分地]But…U…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后][兔子继续兴奋地跳舞。
农夫停止开枪，走到兔子面前，看着它。
兔子猛然抬头发现]农夫：Ah ha~! Bye bye ![举枪对准兔子，开枪，没声音，看看枪，示意没子弹了。
兔子见状，非常兴奋地大笑起来]兔子A：Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now！[兴奋大笑，突然头撞倒了后面的树] Wa ！农夫：OH! My lunch , I say I will catch you !!![想一下] But I’m still full now. Let me tie it to the tree and have a sleep.I will eat it after sleeping.[把兔子绑到树上。
倒地睡到树旁边] ……兔子A：[兔子很快醒了，看看四周，发现自己被绑了，很惊讶]Where am I? What hap pened?树：[指着农夫]He caught you and wanted to eat you.兔子A：What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape？咦？What’s this？[捡起来看]Oh,a mobilephone . It’s beautiful.Hey，A mobile！Maybe I can call some one to help me！But how to use i t？？？树：[走上前]Let me tell U. Look,press this button!兔子A：Oh I see. Hello？路人甲：您好，欢迎致电中国电信。
话费积分查询及密码服务请按1……兔子A：（很冷漠地）Sorry，wrong number.兔子A：Now let me call again.[拨打] hello？兔子B：hello？兔子A：Hey Tom！This is Jerry.兔子B：Hey Jerry!兔子A：How are you doing?兔子B：Fine,thank you.And U?兔子A：I’m fine too!How are your parents doing?兔子B：They are fine,thank you.And U?兔子A：They are fine,too!How is your uncle doing?兔子B：He’s fine,thank you!And U?兔子A：He’s fine , too!兔子B：But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from me…NO WAY!!!兔子A：No no no! I’m in danger now!Come and help me!!!兔子B：But where are you?兔子A：I’m under a tree!兔子B：[边打电话边在附近走，经过兔子A面前，两个人还没发现]What can you see around you?兔子A：I see a rabbit ,rather like you!兔子B：A rabbit…rather like me… OK! I’ll soon come!Wait for me! I will helpyou! [匆匆离开][兔子A 打完电话，小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处，还很有礼貌地说了句“Thank you. 兔子A：Hahaha!My friend will come and save me,yeah! [兴奋过度，后仰，头又撞倒树上，昏眩中…[兔子B上。
]兔子B：Hey everyone. I’m also a rabbit！I’m clever! I’m brave ! And I’m strong! [展示肌肉]OH！My friend is here!Let me help him out!It’s too tight!I must think of a good way! Let’s see,what’s this！A hoe！[装作打高尔夫球，试了试锄头手感]Oh,it’s nice.[走到树面前，正要砍]树：Stop！！！What will you do?兔子B：I will cut you down to save my friend.树：Oh …What?! Cut me down?! Teachers told us that we should protect the environment! Understand?!兔子B：Oh yes！You are right! [扔掉锄头] I have to think of another idea! Maybe I should try to divert his attention.[想了想] Oh!![看了看手表] Oh it’s time to do morning exercise ！Come on![开始带头做早操。
做着做着对树说“Follow me！”树也开始跟着做起早操。
兔子B轻轻上前，想救出兔子A。
但是树的广播操动作恰好都是会挡住营救的.兔子B: … -_-b 广播操毕。
树继续绑着兔子A]兔子B：Why?! Maybe I need a nother idea. Oh!I’v got it！Music！[音响放起泰坦尼克号主题曲高潮前奏。
兔子B抱住树，企图引导树像女主角一样张开双臂，放出兔子A。
树渐渐陶醉，手缓缓松开。
兔子B正要搭救同伴，突然兔子A两只手张开，成了女主角动作。
树又抱住了兔子A 的腰，成了男主角动作。
树和A陶醉其中。
B要唤醒A：“Wake up!Wake up!” 兔子A沉醉其中，完全不理它，还用脚踹走要救它的B：“Don’t disturb me！”继续陶醉。
]兔子B：（无奈ing…）Stop！！！（音乐停）（沮丧）I can’t save my friend…[掏出纸巾想要擦汗，带出10块钱，掉在地上]树：Money！[一个箭步冲上去捡起钱，回到原位并且对着太阳验钞。
]兔子A：[看四周] I’m free!!!Oh yes,I’m free!Thank you,Tom! Tom ~~~~ [突然兔子B低头系鞋带。
兔子A控制不住一下子撞在树上，晕两下说：“暴头！”[兔子B见状冲上去，深情地搂住A：“Jerry Jerry！”[伤心地俯下身子，紧紧抱住A] [这时睡觉中的农夫突然一个翻身，又把B压在了下面]兔子B：I…can’t….breath……I’m dying!!!!农夫：[农夫这时候醒了。
擦了下口水，看见两只兔子] En..?Two rabbits! I rememer I have caught just one?! Oh,maybe I drank too much. [兴奋地一手提一只兔子，哼着小曲下场]树：[还在验钞的树正在高兴，突然发现是假钞]Ah！It’s a fake！Wait for me！[追下去]。
