《花木兰》短剧剧本中英文

《花木兰》课本剧剧本1角色：1. 花木兰：一位性格坚毅、孝顺且勇敢的女子，替父从军，在军中表现出色。

2. 花木兰之父：年老体弱，曾是军人，对国家有忠诚之心，因被征入伍而忧愁。

3. 花木兰之母：温柔善良，担忧丈夫与女儿。

4. 花木兰之弟：年幼天真。

5. 皇帝：威严且有谋略，为国家大事操劳，重视人才。

6. 将军：花木兰所在军队的将领，有勇有谋，赏识花木兰的才能。

7. 士兵甲、乙、丙等：花木兰的战友，性格各异，起初对花木兰有所怀疑，后结下深厚情谊。

8. 柔然首领：野心勃勃，妄图侵犯北魏边境。

第一幕：征兵之扰时间：早晨地点：花木兰家院子场景：阳光洒在宁静的小院，屋内传来轻微的叹息声。

花木兰的父亲从里屋缓缓走出，他虽身姿仍有几分军人的挺拔，但已现老态，头发花白，脸上带着忧虑。

花木兰正在院子里练武，剑法凌厉，身姿矫健。

对话花木兰父：（看着天空，喃喃自语）又要征兵了，这国家不安宁啊。

花木兰：（收剑入鞘，走到父亲身边）爹，您在担心征兵之事吗？花木兰父：（轻轻点头）我虽曾为军人，但如今老了，这把老骨头，不知还能否经得起征战。

可若不应征，便是逃避国法。

花木兰：（眉头紧皱，眼神坚定）爹，您年纪大了，身体又不好，不能再去打仗了。

花木兰父：（无奈地叹口气）那又能如何？这是朝廷的旨意。

第二幕：代父从军时间：夜晚地点：花木兰房间场景：花木兰坐在床边，望着窗外的明月，心中思绪万千。

桌上的烛光摇曳，映照着她坚毅的面容。

对话花木兰：（内心独白）爹去打仗，必定凶多吉少。

我虽为女子，但自幼习武，难道就不能替父从军，保家卫国吗？可女子从军，一旦被发现，便是欺君之罪。

但为了爹，为了这个家，我甘愿冒险。

（花木兰起身，开始收拾行装，将自己的男装找出，仔细穿戴整齐）第三幕：离别时间：清晨地点：花木兰家门外场景：花木兰背着行囊，牵着马，与家人告别。

母亲早已泣不成声，父亲强忍着泪水，弟弟一脸懵懂地拉着她的衣角。

对话花木兰母：（边哭边说）兰儿，此去千万要小心，照顾好自己。

Summary:Long time ago, there was a war in China. The natives wanted to get the land back, which had belonged to them before. However, the king of the nation didn't allow such a ridiculous thing, and the war finally broke. Unfortunately, the odds were against China. So the king decide to recruit soldiers.Unexpectedly, Mulan's father, who was old and weak, was chosen. Know that her father was not equal to the mission, Mulan decided to dress gerself as a man to join the army instead of her fater.During the time in the army, she became acquainted wiht the captain, Li Shang, and she was deeply moved by his care for her. After they won th ewar, she told the truth frankly to him, and Li Shang asked the king to spare her life for disguising herself as a soldier.In time, they fell in love with each other, got married and lived happily hereafter.Scene INarrator:Long time age, ther was a war in China.....德首:Get out. The land doesn't belong to you.土酋:Your land?......Hey , he says this is his land.土酋:We just get our land back.德首:Go to hell, you barbarians.土酋:Attack!德首:Fire! Kill them all.Just wait and see. My son, Li Shang, will revenge himeself on you.路人甲:Your majesty, we are losing. What can we do?陛下:Even if the odds are against us, we must keep going on. Now, what we can do is recruit soldiers.使者:Pat.......Ouch, what are you doing? Are you Pat?Pat:Yes.使者:O.K. I am the messenger from our great general, Li Shang. This letter is confidential. Please read it carefully.Mulan:What's up? Daddy, you look so pale,Pat:Nothing....Mulan:Look!Pat:What......Mulan:My father is dying. My brother is too young. What can I do?路人甲乙丙丁:What can she do?What can I do?Voice:You can go to the army instead of your father.Mulan:But I'm a girl.Voice:Why not? You look like a man.Mulan:Right! Good idea! I can't see the reason why a girl can't be a soldier to defend her own country.Scene IINarrator:Mulan began her life in the army.報到士兵:Hey, don't cut in. Line up.士兵:Attention! This is our general, Li Shang.Li Shang:I just want you to follow three "A"s. Thell them what three "A"s.士兵:The three "A"s are "Apple, airplane, adult video."Li Shang:The three "A"s are "Action, ability, and agility."-----understand?Yes!Li Shang:Good!....Dismissed.士兵領隊:Soldiers, follow me!士兵:嘿咻.....Mulan:Ouch!士兵:Are you out of breath for running for a short time?士兵:You are a sissy boy.-------眾:Sissy boy.士兵:Look! He is so thin and so weak. How can our country depend on him?眾:Ha, ha, ha!Li Shang:Hey, men! There is no time for you to chat!Li Shang:Are you O.K.?Mulan:I'm all right.Li Shang:Go to see the doctor and then take a rest under the tree.Mulan:He is really a good guy. I am wondering which girl will be lucky enough to marry him.士兵:Hey! Soldiers. It's time for dinner.士兵:Oh....food! Food!---Hey, here is nothing for you. Get away!Li Shang:唉...You are inferior to others in all aspectsLi Shang:This is for you.Mulan:Thank you. Sir!Li Shang:Go and eat there.Mulan:He is really a good man. In order not to disappoint him, I'll do my best to become stronger.(士兵舉重比賽)Narrator:After being humiliated and insulted by others, she was ashamed of her weakness. So Mulan tried every way to strengthen herself. She lifted weights and did push-ups.Narrator:After a few months of hard training........羅蔔兵:Sir! Sir! Our enemies are coming back again.Li Shang:What? Those barbarians are returning? hey, soldiers! Take up your weapon and follow me. It's time to fight.兵:Fight!Mulan:Hey! Wake up! Don't sleep! Where are the other guys?羅蔔兵:They....are...fighting!Mulan:What!--Guys! Wait for me!Scene IIILi Shang:Do you still remmeber General Lee? You killed him ruthlessly. I'm his son, Li Shang.土酋:I've killed too many people. It doesn't bother me to kill one more so that you can see your father in the hell soon.Li Shang:Ha! You talk too much, you ugly barbarian. Now it is my chance to take revenge on you.土酋:You? Ha, ha, ha. impossible!Li Shang:Watch out, I'll kill you all.土酋:Oh yeah? You're still wet behind the ears. How can you bear us and kill us all? You are dreaming.Li Shang:Just wait and see if I can't. Soldiers, fire!土酋:My brave soldiers, go! Ha, ha, ha. Now you are under my control. Surrender?Li Shang:Just kill me. I'd rather die thatn surrender.Mulan:Are youall right?土酋:Do you look down uponme? Ge him! Get him now!土酋:It...it is impossible.Mulan:Li, I'm sorry.Li Shang:Why did you kiss me? Are you a gay?Mulan:No. In fact, I am a girl.Li Shang:According to the law, a woman can't be a soldier. What you have done is a big crime! Have you ever thought of that?Mulan:I know, but for my old father and young brother, I have to make such a decision.Li Shang:Hum.....I'll try to save you.陛下:My brave soldiers. Congraduations! We are brought to glorious victory by my captain, Li Shang. You deserve a good reward. Come ahead, my hero! Tell me what you want.Li Shang:I want nothing except the soldier's life. She is a girl, but she has saved us and the whole country.陛下:She is heroine. Oh, I just can't wait to see her.Li Shang:This is her. She asks for your mercy because of her violation against the law.陛下:Why should I kill her? She has beome a good example for our people. I should reward her instead of killing her.Mulan:Thank you, your majesty.Li Shang:Though this is a sudden proposal, would you mary me?Mulan:I'm so glad to hear that. But I have to go back home to ask my father first. will you go to my hometown with me?Li Shang:Of course, dear.Mulan:Let's go.Mulan:Father, I'm back.Pat:Mulan, it's really you?Mulan:Yes, it's a long time.Kid:Sis, we are missing you everyday.Mulan:Oh, my brother. You are grown up.Pat:Who is the gentleman?Mulan:This is General Li.Li Shang:Sir, can I have the honor to ask your permission to marry your daughter?Pat:Of course. When are you going to get married?Li Shang:Soon.Pat:How soon?Li Shang:How about now?眾:Great!。

《花木兰》剧本（一）【长城】卫兵在长城上巡逻。

单于的猎鹰袭击并叼走守卫头上的钢盔。

猎鹰落在一个圆月前面的旗杆顶上，放声鸣叫。

一个个铁钩挂在长城之上。

守卫：匈奴入侵！点燃烽火信号！守卫跑向塔，突然一个匈奴秃头男人阻止了他。

守卫拾起火把，看见单于跳过塔的边缘，守卫将火把丢在烽火台里。

长城上的烽火台一个一个点燃。

守卫：现在所有的中国人都知道你在这里。

单于把旗子放到火中。

单于：好极了！【宫殿】大门推开，李将军带着他的士兵走向皇帝。

他跪下报告。

李将军：启禀陛下，匈奴越过了我们的北方边界。

赐福：不可能的！没有人能通过长城。

李将军：领兵的是单于。

我们将立刻在皇宫的周围布下重兵。

皇帝【有力的】：不！派遣你的军队保护我的子民。

赐福……赐福：是的，臣在。

皇帝：通令全国各地进行征兵。

紧急召集所有军人服役。

李将军：陛下，恕臣直言，我相信我的军队能阻止他。

皇帝：朕不能冒这个险。

将军，一粒米可以改变重心，有时候，一个勇士可以决定胜败。

【木兰家】木兰：妇德是一种品格……妇言是要注意辞令……妇容……木兰端起一些饭吃一口。

木兰：……要端庄的……木兰在右手臂上写下她最后一个字。

公鸡叫。

木兰：糟了。

木兰：小白！小白？木兰发现小白在睡觉。

木兰：啊——，你在这里。

你可是世界上最聪明的小狗！来吧！你今天露一手！帮我干点活吧。

木兰在小白的腰部系了一个放着谷粒的麻布袋。

她在小白的前面绑了一根骨头。

小白追着那个永远追不到的骨头，冲了出去。

一路留下的谷粒，正好给鸡喂食。

花狐在花家祖先牌位前祈祷。

花狐：列祖列宗，求您保佑木兰今天给媒婆一个好印象。

小白的吠声。

花狐：求您了，保佑她。

木兰端茶来见父亲。

顺便把骨头送到小白嘴巴里。

小白在地上快乐地咬着骨头。

木兰：父亲！我带来你的……木兰和花狐不小心撞击。

撞飞了杯子和茶壶，茶壶被花狐的杖接住。

花狐：木兰……木兰：我还带来了一个。

花狐：木兰……木兰：记得医生说的吗？早晨三杯茶……花狐：木兰……木兰：……晚上三杯茶……花狐：木兰，你早应该进城了。

MulanGuard: We're under attack! Light the signal!Guard: Now all of China knows you're here.ShanYu: Perfect.General Li: Your Majesty, the Huns have crossed our Northern border.Chi Fu: Impossible! No one can get through The Great Wall. General Li: ShunYu is leading them. We'll set up defenses around yourpalace immediately.Emperor: No! Send your troops to protect my people. Chi Fu, Chi Fu: Yes, your highness.Emperor: Deliver conscription notices throughout all the provinces. Call upreserves and as many new recruits as possible.General Li: Forgive me your Majesty, but I believe my troops can stop him.Emperor: I wont take any chances, General. A single grain of rice can tipthe scale. One man may be the difference between victory and defeat.Mulan: Quiet and demure...graceful...polite...[picking up some rice with herchopsticks and eating a mouthful] delicate...refined...poised... [She setsdown her chopsticks and writes down a final word on her right arm] punctual.Aiya. Little brother. Little brother. Litahhh, there you are. Who's the smartest doggie in the world? Come on smartboy, can you help me with my chores today?Fa Zhou: Honorable ancestors, please help Mulan impress the matchmaker today.Little Brother: Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark.Fa Zhou: Please, PLEASE, help her.Mulan: Father I brought yourwhoop! [Fa Zhou bumps into Mulan.The cup falls to the ground and Fa Zhou catches the teapot with the handle ofhis cane]Fa Zhou: MulanMulan: I brought a spare.Fa Zhou: MulanMulan: Remember, the doctor said three cups of tea in the morningFa Zhou: MulanMulan: And three at night.Fa Zhou: Mulan, you should already be in town. We're counting on you to upMulan: uphold the family honor. Don't worry father. I wont let you down.Wish me luck.Fa Zhou: Hurry! I'm going to...pray some more.[Fa Zhou turns and walks back into the temple]Bath Lady: Fa Li, is your daughter here yet?The matchmaker is not a patient woman.Fa Li: Of all days to be late. I should have prayed to the ancestors forluck.Grandma Fa: How lucky can they be,they're dead. Besides, I've got all the luck we'll need.This is your chance to prove yourself. Grandma Fa covers her eyes steps into a busy street]Fa Li: Grandma No!Grandma Fa: Yep, this cricket's a lucky one.Fa Li: Hai.Mulan: I'm here. What? But Mama I hadtoFa Li: None of your e'xcuses. Now let's get you cleaned up. Bath Lady:This is what you give me to work with?Well, honey, I've seen worse.We're gonna turn this sow's earInto a silk purse.Mulan: It's freezing.Fa Li: It would have been warm if you were here on time. Bath Lady:We'll have youWashed and driedPrimped and polishedtill you glow with prideTrust my recipe forinstant brideYou'll bring honor to us allFa Li: Mulan, what's this?Mulan: Ahh, notes,in case I forget something? Grandma Fa: Here, hold this. We'llneed more luck than I thought.Hair Dresser 1:Wait and seeWhen we're throughHair Dresser 2:Boys will gladly go towar for youHair Dresser 1:With good fortuneHair Dresser 2:And a great hairdoBoth:You'll bring honor to us allFa Li and others:A girl can bring her familyGreat honor in one wayBy striking a good matchAnd this could be the dayDresser 1 [Dresser 1, Dresser 2, and Fa Li dress Mulan]:Men want girls with good tasteDresser 2:CalmFa Li:ObedientDresser 1:Who work fastpacedFa Li:With good breedingDresser 2:And a tiny waistMulan: huh.All Three:You'll bring honor to us allChorus:We all must serve our EmperorWho guards us from the HunsA man by bearing armsA girl by bearing sonsMakeup Lady/Fa Li:When we're throughyou can't failLike a lotus blossomsoft and paleHow could any fellowsay "No sale"You'll bring honor to us allFa Li: There, you'reready.Grandma Fa: Not yet! An apple for serenity...A pendant for balanceBeads of jade for beautyYou must proudly show itNow add a cricket just for luckAnd even you can't blow itMulan:AncestorsHear my pleaHelp me not to make a fool of meAnd to not uproot my fam'ly treeKeep my father standing tallMaidens and Mulan:Scarier than the undertakerWe are meeting our matchmakerAll Townspeople:DestinyGuard our girlsAnd our futureas it fast unfurlsPlease look kindly onthese cultured pearlsEach a perfect porcelain dollMaiden #1: Please bring honor to usMaiden #2: Please bring honor to usMaiden #3: Please bring honor to usMaiden #4: Please bring honor to usMulan and Maidens: Please bring honor to us all! Matchmaker [looking at her clipboard]: Fa Mulan Mulan: Present.Matchmaker: Speaking without permission.Mulan: Oops.Grandma Fa: Who spit in her bean curd? Matchmaker: Huh, Hmm, too skinny. Hmph, not good for bearing sons.Recite the final admonition.Mulan: MmmHmm. PtuMatchmaker: Well...Mulan: Fulfill your duties calmly and re...f[looking at her arm with smeared writing] spectfully. Reflect before you snack act. This shall bring you honorand glory. Huh.Matchmaker: Hmmm, this way. Now, pour the tea. To please your future inlaws you must demonstrate asense of dignityand refinement. You must also be poised.Mulan: Um, pardon me.Matchmaker: And silent!Mulan: Could I just take that back...onemoment. Matchmaker: Why you clumsy Wooo, woooo, wooooooo, AhhhhhhhhhhhGrandma Fa: I think it's going well, don't you? Matchmaker: Put it out! Put it out!Put it out! You are a disgrace!You may look like abride, but you will never bring your family honor!Mulan:Look at meI will never pass for a perfect bride Or a perfect daughterCan it beI'm not meant to play this part? Now I seeThat if I were to trulyTo be myselfI would break myfamily's heartWho is that girl I seeStaring straightBack at me?Why is my reflection someoneI don't know?Somehow I cannot hideWho I amThough I've tried [Mulan bows to the ancestors]When will my reflection showWho I am inside?When will my reflection showWho I am inside?Fa Zhou: My, my, what beautiful blossoms we have this year. But look, this one's late. But, I'll bet that when itblooms, it will be the most beautiful of all.Mulan: What is it?Fa Li: Mulan, stay inside.Chi Fu: Citizens I bring you a proclamation from the ImperialCity: theHuns have invaded China!Townspeople: No!Chi Fu: By order of the Emperor, one man from every family must serve in theImperial Army. The Xiao family. The Yi family.Yi's Son: I will serve the Emperor in myfather's place.Chi Fu: The Fa Family.Mulan: No.Fa Zhou: I am ready to serve the Emperor.Mulan: Father, you can't go.Fa Zhou: Mulan!Mulan: Please sir, my father has already fought bravelyChi Fu: Silence! You would do well to teach your daughter to hold her tonguein a man's presence.Fa Zhou: Mulan, you dishonor me.Chi Fu: Report tomorrow at the WuShu camp.Fa Zhou: Yes, sir.Chi Fu: The Chu family. The Wen family.The Chang family. The...Mulan: You shouldn't have to go.Fa Li: Mulan!Mulan: There are plenty of young men to fight for China.Fa Zhou: It is an honor to protect my country and my family. Mulan: So you'll die for honor!Fa Zhou: I will DIE doing what's right.Mulan: But if youFa Zhou: I know my place, it is time you learned yours.Grandma Fa: Mulan is gone.Fa Zhou: What? It can't be. Mulan! No.Fa Li: You must go after her. Shecould be killed!Fa Zhou: If I reveal her, she will be. [Fa Zhou embraces Fa Li] Grandma Fa: Ancestors, hear our prayer: Watch over Mulan. First Ancestor: Mushu, awaken!Mushu: I live! So tell me whatmortal needs my protection Great Ancestor. You just say the word and I'mthere.First Ancestor: Mushu!Mushu: Hey, let me say something. Anybody who is foolish enough to threatenour family, vengeance will be MINE. Hrrrrr.First Ancestor: Mushu! These are the familyguardians. They...Mushu [dejectedly]: Protect the family.First Ancestor: And you, oh demoted one.Mushu: I...ring the gong.First Ancestor: That's right, now, wake up the ancestors. Mushu: One family reunion coming right up. Okay people, people look alive, lets go! C'mon get up. Let's move it, rise and shine.You're way past the beauty sleep thing now trust me! Ancestor 1: I knew it, I knew it. That Mulan was a trouble maker from thestart.Ancestor 3: Don't look at me, she gets it from your side of the family.Ancestor 2: She's just trying to help her father.Ancestor 4: But, if she is discovered, Fa Zhouwill be forever shamed.Dishonor will come to the family. Traditional valueswill disintegrate.Ancestor 5: Not to mention they'll lose the farm.Ancestor 1: My children never caused such trouble. They all becameacupuncturists.Ancestor 3: Well, We can't all be acupuncturists.Ancestor 6: No, your great granddaughter had to be crossdresser!Ancestor 7: Let a guardian bring her back.Ancestor 8: Yeah, awakenthe most cunning.Ancestor 4: No, the swiftest.Ancestor 9: No, send the wisest.First Ancestor: Silence! We must send the most powerful of allMushu: Ho, ho, heh, heh. Okay,okay, I get the drift, I'll go. You all don't think I can do it. Watch this here. Ah, ha, Jump back, I'm prettyhot huh.Don't make me have to singe nobody to prove no point.First Ancestor: You had yourchance to protect the Fa family. Ancestor 6: Your misguidance led Fa Deng to disaster.Fa Deng: Yeah, thanks a lot.Mushu: And your point is?First Ancestor: The point is we will be sending a real dragon to retrieveMulan.Mushu: What? But I'm a real dragon.First Ancestor: You are not worthy of this spot. Now, awaken theGreat Stone Dragon.Mushu: So you'll get back to me on the jobthing.Mushu: Just onechance is that too much to ask? I mean, it's not like it'll kill ya.Mushu: Yo rocky, wakeup! You gotta go fetch Mulan.C'mon boy, go get her, go on, Come on. Grrr, Grrrr. Hello, helloooooo. Hello. Uh oh. Uh, Stoney, Stooooneeey. Oh man, they're gonna kill me!First Ancestor: Great Stone Dragon,have you awaken? Mushu: Uhhh, Yes, I just woke up. And Iam the Great Stone Dragon, good morning. I will go forth andfetch Mulan. Did, did I mention that I was the Great Stone Dragon?First Ancestor: Go, The fate of the Fa Family rests in your claws.Mushu: Don't even worry about it, I will not lose face. Mushu [muffled]: Ow, my elbow. Aw, aw, I know I twisted something.That's just great. Now what? I'm doomed! Andall 'cause miss man decides to take her little drag show on the road. CriKee: Chirp, Chirp.Mushu: Go get her? What's the matter with you? After this great stoneHumpty Dumpty mess, I'd have to bring her home with a medal to get back in thetemple. Wait a minute, that's it! I make Mulan a war hero, then they'll bebegging me to come back to work. That's the master plan. Oh, you've gone anddone it now.CriKee: Chirp. Chirp Chirp Chirp.Mushu: Hey, what makes you think you're coming?CriKee: Chirp, Chirp.Mushu: You're lucky? Ho, ho, heh. Do I look like a sucker to you?CriKee: Chirp. Chirp.Mushu: Whach' you mean loser? How 'bout I pop one of your antenna's off andthrow it across the yard. Then who's a loser, me or you?Hun LongHair Guy: Imperial scouts.Scout #1: ShanYu.ShanYu: Nice work, gentlemen. You found theHun army.Scout #2: The Emperor will stop you.ShanYu: Stop me? He invited me. By building his wall, he challenged my strength.Well I'm here to play his game . Go! Tell your emperor to send his strongest armies. I'mready.ShanYu: How many men does it take to deliver amessage. Archer Guy: One.Mulan: Okay, okay, how 'bout this? Ahem, excuse me,where do I sign in? Hah, I see you have a sword. I have one too. They'revery manly and tough. I'm working on it. Who am I fooling? It's going to take a miracle toget me into the army. Mushu: Did I hear someone ask for amiracle!? Let me hear you say aye!Mulan: Ahhhhhh.Mushu: That's close enough.Mulan: Ghost.Mushu: Get ready Mulan your serpentine salvation is at hand. For I havebeen sent by your ancestors to guide you throughyour masquerade. C'mon, you're gonna stay you'regonna work. Heed my word, 'cause if the army finds outthat you are a girl, the penalty is death.Mulan: Who are you?Mushu: Who am I? Who am I? I am the guardian of lost souls. I am the powerful, thepleasurable, the indestructible Mushu! Oh hah, hah, pretty hot, huh?Mulan: Ah, my ancestors sent a little lizard to help me? Mushu: Hey, dragon, dragon, not lizard. I don't do that tongue thing.Mulan: You're uh...Mushu: Intimidating? Awe inspiring?Mulan: Tiny.Mushu: Of course. I'm travel size for yourconvenience. If I was my real size, your cow here would dieof fright. Down Bessy. My powers are beyond your mortal imagination. For instance, my eyes can seestraight through your armor. Ow. All right, that's it! Dishonor!Dishonor on your whole family. Make a note of thisDishonor on you. Dishonor on your cow. DisMulan: Stop! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just nervous. I've never done thisbefore.Mushu: Then you're gonna have to trust me. And don't you slap me no more, weclear on that? . All right. Okey dokey, let's getthis show on the road. CriKee, get the bags Let's move it heifer.Mushu: Okay thisis it, time to show 'em your man walk. Shoulders back, chest high, feetapart, head up ...and strut 2, 3, break itdown, 2, 3 and work it, Beautifulisn't it?Mulan: They're disgusting.Mushu: No, they're men. And you're going to have to act just like them, sopay attention.Tattoo Soldier: Look, thistattoo will protect me from harm. Ling [laughing]: I hope you can get your money back. Mulan: I don't think I can do this.Mushu: It's all attitude. Be tough like this guy here.Yao: What are you looking at?Mushu: Punch him, it's how men say 'hello.'ChienPo: Oh Yao, you made a friend.Mushu: Good, Now slap him on the behind, they like that. Yao: Wu hoo hooooo. I'm going to hit you sohard it'll make your ancestors dizzy.ChienPo: Yao, relax and chant with me.Yaaaaaaa Moouuuu Ahhhhhh Doooou Fuuuu Daaaaa.Yao: Ya Mi Ah To Fu Da.ChienPo: Feel better?Yao: Yeah. Aaaaa, you ain't worth my time chicken boy. Mushu: Chicken boy!? Say that to my face ya limp noodle! Yao: Oh, sorry Ling. Hey!Ling: You're dead. Oh, there he goes.Mulan: Hey guys.General Li: The Huns have struck here, here and here. I will take the main troops up tothe TungShaoPass and stop ShanYu before he destroys this village.Chi Fu: Excellent strategy, Sir. I do love surprises, Ha ha, ha, ha.General Li: You will stay here and train the new recruits. When Chi Fu believes you're ready, you will join us...Captain. Shang: Captain?Chi Fu: Oh, this is an enormous responsibility, General. Uh, perhaps a soldier with more experienceGeneral Li: Number one in his class, extensive knowledge of training techniques, an impressivemilitary lineage. I believe Li Shang will do an excellent job. Shang: Oh, I will. I wont let you down. This is, I mean, I... yes sir.General Li: Very good then. We'll toast China's victory at the ImperialCity. I'llexpect a full report in three weeks.Chi Fu: And I wont leave anything out.Shang: Captain Li Shang, Hmmm, leader of China's finest troops. No, the greatest troops of all time. Heh, heh, heh, heh. Chi Fu: Most impressive.General Li: Good luck Captain.Shang: Good luck, Father.Chi Fu: Day one.Shang: Soldiers!All Recruits: He started it!Shang: I don't need anyone causing trouble in my camp! Mulan: Sorry, Uhh, I mean, sorry you had to see that. You know how it iswhen you get those, uh manly urges and you just have to kill something, fix things, uh, cookoutdoors.Shang: What's your name?Mulan: Ahh, I, uhhh, I, uhChi Fu: Your commanding officer just asked you a question. Mulan: Uhh, I've got a name. Huh. And it's a boys name too. Mushu: Ling, How 'bout Ling?Mulan: His name's Ling.Shang: I didn't ask for his name. I asked for yours. Mushu: Try, uh, ahh, Chu!Mulan: Ah Chu.Shang: Ah Chu?Mushu: Gesundheit. He He, I kill myself.Mulan Mushu.Shang: Mushu?Mulan: No.Shang: Then what is it!Mushu: Ping! Ping was my best friend growing up!Mulan: It's Ping.Shang: Ping.Mushu: Of course Ping DID steal my girMulan: Yes, my name is Ping.Shang: Let me see your conscription notice. Fa Zhou, *the* Fa Zhou?Chi Fu: I didn't know Fa Zhou had a son.Mulan: Um, he...doesn't talk about me much.Chi Fu: I can see why, the boy's an absolute lunatic. Shang: Okay gentlemen, thanks to your new friend Ping, you'll spend tonight picking up every single grain of rice. Andtomorrow, the real work begins.Mushu: You know, we have to work on your people skills. Mushu: All right, rise and shine sleeping beauty. C'mon hup, hup,hup. Get your clothes on.Get ready. Got breakfast for ya. Look, you get porridge, and it's happy to seeyou. Hey,get outta there, you gonna make people sick! Mulan: Am I late?Mushu: No time to talk. Now remember, it's your first day of training so listen to your teacher and no fighting. Playnice with the other kids, unless of course one of the other kids wanna fight, then you have to kick the other kid's butt. Mulan: But I don't wanna kick the other kid's butt.Mushu: Don't talk with your mouth full. Now let's see your war face.I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover. C'mon scare me, girl!Mulan: Rrrrrrr!Mushu: Oh, that's my tough looking warrior. That's what I'm talking about. Now get outthere and make me proud.Mushu: What do you mean the troops just left?Mulan: They what!?Mushu: Wait, you forgot your sword. My little baby off to destroy people.Chi Fu: Order people, order!Recruit #2: I'd like a pan fried noodle.ChienPo: Oh, oh, sweet and pungent shrimp.Recruit #3: Moo goo gai panChi Fu: That's not funny.Ling: Looks like our new friend slept in this morning. Hellooo Ping,Are you hungry?Yao: Yeah, 'cause I owe you a knuckle sandwich.All Soldiers: Yeah.Shang: Soldiers! You will assemble swiftly and silently every morning. Anyone whoacts otherwise will answer to me.Yao: Ooooo, tough guy.Shang: Yao. Thank you for volunteering. Retrieve the arrow. Yao: I'll get that arrow pretty boy. And I'll do it with my shirt on.Shang: One moment, you seem to be missing something. This represents discipline and this represents strength. You need both to reach the arrow.Shang: We've got a long way to go.Shang:Let's get down to businessto defeat the Huns. Recruits: HuaShang:Did they send me daughterswhen I asked for sons?You're the saddest bunchI ever metBut you can betbefore we're throughMister, I'll make a manout of youTranquil as a forestBut on fire withinOnce you find your centerYou are sure to winYou're a spineless, pale,pathetic lotAnd you haven't got a clueSomehow I'll make a manout of you!ChienPo:I'm never gonna catchmy breathYao:Say goodbye to thosewho knew meLing:Boy I was a fool in schoolfor cutting gymMushu:This guy's got 'emscared to death Mulan:Hope he doesn't see right through me ChienPo:Now I really wish that I knew how to swim! Shang and Chorus: (Be a man)We must be swift asthe coursing river(Be a man)With all the forceof a great typhoon(Be a man)With all the strengthof a raging fire Mysterious as thedark side of the moon Shang:Time is racing toward us till the Huns arrive Heed my every order and you might survive You're unsuited forthe rage of warSo pack up, go home, you're throughHow could I make a man out of you?Shang and Chorus: (Be a man)We must be swift asthe coursing river(Be a man)With all the forceof a great typhoon[As the sun begins to rise the recruits come out of their tents to cheer on Mulan](Be a man)With all the strengthof a raging fire[As Shang comes out of his tent, the arrow he shot up onto the pole comes down to his feet. He looks up and sees Mulan sitting on top ofthe pole]Mysterious as thedark side of the moon(Be a man)We must be swift asthe coursing river(Be a man)With all the forceof a great typhoon(Be a man)With all the strengthof a raging fireMysterious as thedark side of the moon[End Song][Interlude]ShanYu: What do you see?Hun Strong Man: Black pine, from the high mountains. Bald Hun Man #1: White horse hair. Imperial stallions. Long Hair Hun Man: Sulfur, from cannons.ShanYu: This doll came from a village in the TungShaoPass, where the Imperial Army's waiting for us.Hun Archer: We can avoid them easily.ShanYu: No, the quickest way to the Emperor is through that pass. Besides, the little girl will be missing her doll. Weshould return it to her.[End Interlude]Mushu: Hey, oh, ah, no, this is not a good idea. What if somebody sees you?Mulan: Just because I look like a man doesn't mean I have to smell like one.Mushu: So a couple of guys don't rinse out their socks, picky, picky, picky. Well myself Ikinda like that corn chip's smell.Mulan: Ahhhhhhh.Mushu: Okay, all right, all right, that's enough. Now, c'mon, get out before you get all pruny and stuff.Mulan: Mushu, if you're so worried, go stand watch. Mushu: Yeah, yeah, stand watch Mushu while I blow our secret with my stupidgirly habits. Humph, hygiene.CriKee: Chirp, Chirp.Yao: Me first! Me first! Me First!Mushu: Ah. We're doomed! There a couple of things I know they're bound to notice!Yao [calling]: Hey, Ping.Mulan: Oh hi guys, I didn't know you were *here*. I was just washing, so now I'm clean and I'm gonna go. Bye, bye. Ling: Come back here. I know we were jerks to you before so lets start over. Hi, I'm Ling!Mulan: Heh, heh.ChienPo: And I'm ChienPo.Mulan: Hello ChienPo.Yao: And I am Yao, king of the rock. And there's nothin' you girls can do about it.Ling: Oh, yeah? Well, I think Pingand I could take you. Mulan: I really don't want to take him anywhere.Ling: Ping, we have to fight!Mulan: No we don't. We could just close our eyes and swim around.Ling: C'mon don't be such a gOuch! Something bit me. Mushu: What a nasty flavor.Ling: Snake!ChienPo: Snake, snake.Ling: Some king of the rock!Mulan: Boy, that was close.Mushu: No, that was vile! You owe me big!Mulan: I never want to see a naked man again.Mushu: Hey, don't look at me. I ain't biting any more butts. Chi Fu: You think your troops are ready to fight? Hah! They would not last a minute against the Huns.Shang: They completed their training.Chi Fu: Those *boys* are no more fit to be soldiers than you are to be Captain. Once the general reads my report, your troops will neversee battle.Mushu: Oh no you don't. I've worked to hard to get Mulan into this war. This guy's messing with myplan.Shang: We're not finished.Chi Fu: Be careful, Captain. The General may be your father, but I am the Emperor's council. And, oh, by theway, huh, I got that job on my own. You're dismissed.Mulan: Hey, I'll hold him and you punch, heh, heh... or not. For what it's worth, I think you're a great captain.Mushu: I saw that!Mulan: What?Mushu: You like him don't you?Mulan: No, IMushu: Yeah right, Yeah sure. Look, go to your tent. I think it's time we took this war into our own hands.Mushu: Okay, okay, let me see what you've got. From General Li, dear son, we're waiting for the huns at the pass and it would mean a lotif you'd come and back us up. That's great except you forgot, "and since we're all out of potpourri, maybeyou wouldn'tmind bringing up some." Hellooooo, this is the army! Make it sound more urgent, please! You know whatI'm talkin' about? That's better, much better. Okay, Let's go. Mushu: Khanie baby, hey, we need a ride.Chi Fu: Insubordinate ruffians. You men owe me a new pair of slippers. And I do not squeal like agirl. Aaaaaahhhhhh! Mushu: Urgent news from the general! What's the matter, you've neverseen a 'black and white' before?Chi Fu: Who are you?Mushu: Excuse me! I think the question is: who are you? We're in a war man! There's no time for stupid questions. I should have yourhat for that, snatch it right off of your head. But I'm feeling gracious today, so carry onbefore I report you. Chi Fu: Captain. Urgent news from the General. We're neededat the front.Mushu: Pack your bags CriKee, we're movin' out.Army Chorus:For a long time we've beenmarching off to battleYao:In a thundering herdwe feel a lot like cattleCow: MooArmy Chorus:Like the pounding beatour aching feet aren'teasy to ignoreLing:Hey, think of instead,A girl worth fighting forMula: Huh?Ling:That's what I said, a girlworth fighting forI want her paler than themoon with eyes thatshine like starsYao:My girl will marvel atmy strength, adore mybattle scarsChienPo:I couldn't care less what she'llwear or what she looks likeIt all depends on whatshe cooks like:Beef, pork, chicken...All Three:Mmm...Yao:Bet the local girls thoughtyou were quite the charmerLing:And I'll bet the ladies lovea man in armorArmy Chorus:You can guess what wehave missed the mostsince we went offto warWhat do we want?A girl worth fighting for!Yao:My girl will think I haveno faultsChienPo:That I'm a major findMulan:[spoken] Uh, [singing] How about a girl who's got a brain, Who always speaks her mind?Ling, Yao and ChienPo: Nah!Ling:My manly ways and turns ofphrase are sure to thrill herYao:He thinks he's such aladykiller!Chi Fu:I've a girl back home who'sunlike any other.Yao:Yeah, the only girl who'dlove him is his mother!Army Men:But when we come homein victory they'll line upat the door!Ling:What do we want?Army Chorus:A girl worth fighting for!Ling:Wish that I hadArmy Chorus:A girl worth fighting for!(whistle) A girl worth fighting[End Song]Shang: Search for survivors.Shang: I don't understand. My father should have been here. Chi Fu: Captain!Chienpo: ...the General.Mulan: I'm sorry.Shang: The Huns are moving quickly. We'll make better time to the ImperialCity through the Tung Shao Pass. We're the only hope for theEmperor now. Move out!。

Summary:Long time ago, there was a war in China. The natives wanted to get the land back, which had belonged to them before. However, the king of the nation didn't allow such a ridiculous thing, and the war finally broke. Unfortunately, the odds were against China. So the king decide to recruit soldiers.Unexpectedly, Mulan's father, who was old and weak, was chosen. Knowing that her father was not equal to the mission, Mulan decided to dress herself as a man to join the army instead of her father.During the time in the army, she became acquainted with the captain, Li Shang, and she was deeply moved by his care for her. After they won the war, she told the truth frankly to him, and Li Shang asked the king to spare her life for disguising herself as a soldier.In time, they fell in love with each other, got married and lived happily hereafter.Scene INarrator:Long time age, there was a war in China.....Get out. The land doesn't belong to you.土酋:Your land?......Hey, he says this is his land.土酋:We just get our land back.德首:Go to hell, you barbarians.土酋:Attack!德首:Fire! Kill them all.德首:Just wait and see. My son, Li Shang, will revenge himself on you.路人甲:Your majesty, we are losing. What can we do?陛下:Even if the odds are against us, we must keep going on. Now, what we can do is recruit soldiers.使者:Pat.......Ouch, what are you doing? Are you Pat?Yes.使者:O.K. I am the messenger from our great general, Li Shang. This letter is confidential. Please read it carefully.Mulan:What's up? Daddy, you look so pale,Pat:Nothing....Mulan:Look!Pat:What......Mulan:My father is dying. My brother is too young. What can I do? 路人甲乙丙丁:What can she do?Mulan:What can I do?Voice:You can go to the army instead of your father.But I'm a girl.Voice:Why not? You look like a man.Mulan:Right! Good idea! I can't see the reason why a girl can't be a soldier to defend her own country.Scene IINarrator:Mulan began her life in the army.報到士兵:Hey, don't cut in. Line up.士兵:Attention! This is our general, Li Shang.Li Shang:I just want you to follow three "A" s. Tell them what three "A"s. 士兵:The three "A"s are "Apple, airplane, adult video."Li Shang:The three "A"s are "Action, ability, andagility."-----understand?士兵:Yes!Li Shang:Good!....Dismissed.士兵領隊:Soldiers, follow me!士兵:嘿咻.....Mulan:Ouch!士兵:Are you out of breath for running for a short time?士兵:You are a sissy boy.-------眾:Sissy boy.士兵:Look! He is so thin and so weak. How can our country depend on him?眾:Ha, ha, ha!Hey, men! There is no time for you to chat!Li Shang:Are you O.K.?Mulan:I'm all right.Li Shang:Go to see the doctor and then take a rest under the tree. Mulan:He is really a good guy. I am wondering which girl will be lucky enough to marry him.士兵:Hey! Soldiers. It's time for dinner.士兵:Oh....food! Food!---Hey, here is nothing for you. Get away! Li Shang:唉...You are inferior to others in all aspectsLi Shang:This is for you.Mulan:Thank you. Sir!Go and eat there.Mulan:He is really a good man. In order not to disappoint him, I'll do my best to become stronger.(士兵舉重比賽)Narrator:After being humiliated and insulted by others, she was ashamed of her weakness. So Mulan tried every way to strengthen herself. She lifted weights and did push-ups.Narrator:After a few months of hard training........羅蔔兵:Sir! Sir! Our enemies are coming back again.Li Shang:What? Those barbarians are returning? hey, soldiers! Take up your weapon and follow me. It's time to fight.兵:Fight!Mulan:Hey! Wake up! Don't sleep! Where are the other guys?羅蔔兵:They....are...fighting!Mulan:What!--Guys! Wait for me!Scene IIILi Shang:Do you still remmeber General Lee? You killed him ruthlessly. I'm his son, Li Shang.土酋:I've killed too many people. It doesn't bother me to kill one more so that you can see your father in the hell soon.Li Shang:Ha! You talk too much, you ugly barbarian. Now it is my chance to take revenge on you.土酋:You? Ha, ha, ha. impossible!Li Shang:Watch out, I'll kill you all.土酋:Oh yeah? You're still wet behind the ears. How can you bear us and kill us all? You are dreaming.Li Shang:Just wait and see if I can't. Soldiers, fire!土酋:My brave soldiers, go! Ha, ha, ha. Now you are under my control. Surrender?Li Shang:Just kill me. I'd rather die thatn surrender.Mulan:Are youall right?土酋:Do you look down uponme? Ge him! Get him now!土酋:It...it is impossible.Mulan:Li, I'm sorry.Li Shang:Why did you kiss me? Are you a gay?Mulan:No. In fact, I am a girl.Li Shang:According to the law, a woman can't be a soldier. What you have done is a big crime! Have you ever thought of that?Mulan:I know, but for my old father and young brother, I have to make such a decision.Li Shang:Hum.....I'll try to save you.陛下:My brave soldiers. Congraduations! We are brought to glorious victory by my captain, Li Shang. You deserve a good reward. Come ahead, my hero! Tell me what you want.Li Shang:I want nothing except the soldier's life. She is a girl, but she has saved us and the whole country.陛下:She is heroine. Oh, I just can't wait to see her.Li Shang:This is her. She asks for your mercy because of her violationagainst the law.陛下:Why should I kill her? She has beome a good example for our people.I should reward her instead of killing her.Mulan:Thank you, your majesty.Li Shang:Though this is a sudden proposal, would you mary me?Mulan:I'm so glad to hear that. But I have to go back home to ask my father first. will you go to my hometown with me?Li Shang:Of course, dear.Mulan:Let's go.Mulan:Father, I'm back.Pat:Mulan, it's really you?Mulan:Yes, it's a long time.Kid:Sis, we are missing you everyday.Mulan:Oh, my brother. You are grown up.Pat:Who is the gentleman?Mulan:This is General Li.Li Shang:Sir, can I have the honor to ask your permission to marry your daughter?Pat:Of course. When are you going to get married?Li Shang:Soon.Pat:How soon?Li Shang:How about now? 眾:Great!。

花木兰Aside〔旁白〕：Long time ago, there was a war in China. The natives wanted to get the land back, which had belonged to them before. However, the king of the nation didn't allow such a ridiculous thing, and the war finally broke. Unfortunately, the odds were against China. So the king decide to recruit soldiers.Unexpectedly, Mulan's father, who was old and weak, was chosen. Know that her father was not equal to the mission, Mulan decided to dress herself as a man to join the army instead of her fater.During the time in the army, she became acquainted wiht the captain, Li Shang, and she was deeply moved by his care for her. After they won th ewar, she told the truth frankly to him, and Li Shang asked the king to spare her life for disguising herself as a soldier.In time, they fell in love with each other, got married and lived happily hereafter.Scene INarrator:Long time age, ther was a war in China.....德首:Get out. The land doesn't belong to you.土酋:Your land?......Hey , he says this is his land.土酋:We just get our land back.德首:Go to hell, you barbarians.土酋:Attack!Fire! Kill them all.德首:Just wait and see. My son, Li Shang, will revenge himeself on you.路人甲:Your majesty, we are losing. What can we do?陛下:Even if the odds are against us, we must keep going on. Now, what we can do is recruit soldiers.使者:Pat.......Ouch, what are you doing? Are you Pat?Pat:Yes.使者:O.K. I am the messenger from our great general, Li Shang. This letter is confidential. Please read it carefully.Mulan:What's up? Daddy, you look so pale,Pat:Nothing....Mulan:Look!Pat:What......Mulan:My father is dying. My brother is too young. What can I do?路人甲乙丙丁:What can she do?What can I do?Voice:You can go to the army instead of your father.Mulan:But I'm a girl.Voice:Why not? You look like a man.Mulan:Right! Good idea! I can't see the reason why a girl can't be a soldier to defend her own country. Scene IINarrator:Mulan began her life in the army.報到士兵:Hey, don't cut in. Line up.士兵:Attention! This is our general, Li Shang.Li Shang:I just want you to follow three "A"s. Thell them what three "A"s.士兵:The three "A"s are "Apple, airplane, adult video."Li Shang:The three "A"s are "Action, ability, and agility."-----understand?士兵:Yes!Li Shang:Good!....Dismissed.士兵領隊:Soldiers, follow me!士兵:嘿咻.....Mulan:Ouch!士兵:Are you out of breath for running for a short time?士兵:You are a sissy boy.-------眾:Sissy boy.士兵:Look! He is so thin and so weak. How can our country depend on him? 眾:Ha, ha, ha!Li Shang:Hey, men! There is no time for you to chat!Li Shang:Are you O.K.?Mulan:I'm all right.Li Shang:Go to see the doctor and then take a rest under the tree.Mulan:He is really a good guy. I am wondering which girl will be lucky enough to marry him. 士兵:Hey! Soldiers. It's time for dinner.士兵:Oh....food! Food!---Hey, here is nothing for you. Get away!Li Shang:唉...You are inferior to others in all aspectsLi Shang:This is for you.Mulan:Thank you. Sir!Li Shang:Go and eat there.Mulan:He is really a good man. In order not to disappoint him, I'll do my best to become stronger.(士兵舉重比賽)Narrator:After being humiliated and insulted by others, she was ashamed of her weakness. So Mulan tried every way to strengthen herself. She lifted weights and did push-ups.Narrator:After a few months of hard training........羅蔔兵:Sir! Sir! Our enemies are coming back again.Li Shang:What? Those barbarians are returning? hey, soldiers! Take up your weapon and follow me. It's time to fight.兵:Fight!Mulan:Hey! Wake up! Don't sleep! Where are the other guys?羅蔔兵:They....are...fighting!Mulan:What!--Guys! Wait for me!Scene IIILi Shang:Do you still remmeber General Lee? You killed him ruthlessly. I'm his son, Li Shang.土酋:I've killed too many people. It doesn't bother me to kill one more so that you can see your father in the hell soon.Li Shang:Ha! You talk too much, you ugly barbarian. Now it is my chance to take revenge on you.土酋:You? Ha, ha, ha. impossible!Li Shang:Watch out, I'll kill you all.土酋:Oh yeah? You're still wet behind the ears. How can you bear us and kill us all? You are dreaming.Li Shang:Just wait and see if I can't. Soldiers, fire!土酋:My brave soldiers, go! Ha, ha, ha. Now you are under my control. Surrender? Li Shang:Just kill me. I'd rather die thatn surrender.Mulan:Are youall right?土酋:Do you look down uponme? Ge him! Get him now!土酋:It...it is impossible.Mulan:Li, I'm sorry.Li Shang:Why did you kiss me? Are you a gay?Mulan:No. In fact, I am a girl.Li Shang:According to the law, a woman can't be a soldier. What you have done is a big crime! Have you ever thought of that?Mulan:I know, but for my old father and young brother, I have to make such a decision.Li Shang:Hum.....I'll try to save you.陛下:My brave soldiers. Congraduations! We are brought to glorious victory by my captain, Li Shang. You deserve a good reward. Come ahead, my hero! Tell me what you want.Li Shang:I want nothing except the soldier's life. She is a girl, but she has saved us and the whole country.陛下:She is heroine. Oh, I just can't wait to see her.Li Shang:This is her. She asks for your mercy because of her violation against the law.陛下:Why should I kill her? She has beome a good example for our people. I should reward her instead of killing her.Mulan:Thank you, your majesty.Li Shang:Though this is a sudden proposal, would you mary me?Mulan:I'm so glad to hear that. But I have to go back home to ask my father first. will you go to my hometown with me?Li Shang:Of course, dear.Mulan:Let's go.Mulan:Father, I'm back.Pat:Mulan, it's really you?Mulan:Yes, it's a long time.Kid:Sis, we are missing you everyday. Mulan:Oh, my brother. You are grown up.Pat:Who is the gentleman?Mulan:This is General Li.Li Shang:Sir, can I have the honor to ask your permission to marry your daughter? Pat:Of course. When are you going to get married?Li Shang:Soon.Pat:How soon?Li Shang:How about now? 眾:Great!。

MulanGuard: We're under attack! Light the signal!Guard: Now all of China knows you're here.Shan-Yu: Perfect.General Li: Your Majesty, the Huns have crossed our Northern border.Chi Fu: Impossible! No one can get through The Great Wall.General Li: Shun-Yu is leading them. We'll set up defenses around yourpalace immediately.Emperor: No! Send your troops to protect my people. Chi Fu,Chi Fu: Yes, your highness.Emperor: Deliver conscription notices throughout all the provinces. Call upreserves and as many new recruits as possible.General Li: Forgive me your Majesty, but I believe my troops can stop him.Emperor: I wont take any chances, General. A single grain of rice can tipthe scale. One man may be the difference between victory and defeat.Mulan: Quiet and demure...graceful...polite...[picking up some rice with herchopsticks and eating a mouthful] delicate...refined...poised... [She setsdown her chopsticks and writes down a final word on her right arm] punctual.Aiya. Little brother. Little brother. Lit-ahhh, there you are. Who's the smartest doggie in the world? Come on smart boy, can you help me with my chores today?Fa Zhou: Honorable ancestors, please help Mulan impress the matchmaker today.Little Brother: Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark.Fa Zhou: Please, PLEASE, help her.Mulan: Father I brought your-- whoop! [Fa Zhou bumps into Mulan.The cup falls to the ground and Fa Zhou catches the teapot with the handle ofhis cane]Fa Zhou: Mulan--Mulan: I brought a spare.Fa Zhou: Mulan--Mulan: Remember, the doctor said three cups of tea in the morning--Fa Zhou: Mulan--Mulan: And three at night.Fa Zhou: Mulan, you should already be in town. We're counting on you to up--Mulan: -- uphold the family honor. Don't worry father. I wont let you down.Wish me luck.Fa Zhou: Hurry! I'm going to...pray some more.[Fa Zhou turns and walks back into the temple]Bath Lady: Fa Li, is your daughter here yet?The matchmaker is not a patient woman.Fa Li: Of all days to be late. I should have prayed to the ancestors for luck.Grandma Fa: How lucky can they be,they're dead. Besides, I've got all the luck we'll need. This is your chance to prove yourself. Grandma Fa covers her eyes steps into a busy street] Fa Li: Grandma No!Grandma Fa: Yep, this cricket's a lucky one.Fa Li: Hai.Mulan: I'm here. What? But Mama I had to--Fa Li: None of your e'xcuses. Now let's get you cleaned up.Bath Lady:This is what you give me to work with?Well, honey, I've seen worse.We're gonna turn this sow's ear Into a silk purse.Mulan: It's freezing.Fa Li: It would have been warm if you were here on time.Bath Lady:We'll have youWashed and driedPrimped and polishedtill you glow with prideTrust my recipe forinstant brideYou'll bring honor to us allFa Li: Mulan, what's this?Mulan: Ahh, notes, in case I forget something?Grandma Fa: Here, hold this. We'll need more luck than I thought. Hair Dresser 1:Wait and seeWhen we're throughHair Dresser 2:Boys will gladly go towar for youHair Dresser 1:With good fortuneHair Dresser 2:And a great hairdoBoth:You'll bring honor to us allFa Li and others:A girl can bring her familyGreat honor in one wayBy striking a good matchAnd this could be the dayDresser 1 [Dresser 1, Dresser 2, and Fa Li dress Mulan]:Men want girls with good tasteDresser 2:CalmFa Li:ObedientDresser 1:Who work fast-pacedFa Li:With good breedingDresser 2:And a tiny waistMulan: huh.All Three:You'll bring honor to us allChorus:We all must serve our EmperorWho guards us from the HunsA man by bearing armsA girl by bearing sonsMake-up Lady/Fa Li:When we're throughyou can't failLike a lotus blossomsoft and paleHow could any fellowsay "No sale"You'll bring honor to us allFa Li: There, you're ready.Grandma Fa: Not yet! An apple for serenity...A pendant for balance Beads of jade for beautyYou must proudly show itNow add a cricket just for luckAnd even you can't blow itMulan:AncestorsHear my pleaHelp me not to make a fool of meAnd to not uproot my fam'ly treeKeep my father standing tallMaidens and Mulan:Scarier than the undertakerWe are meeting our matchmakerAll Townspeople:DestinyGuard our girlsAnd our futureas it fast unfurlsPlease look kindly onthese cultured pearlsEach a perfect porcelain dollMaiden #1: Please bring honor to usMaiden #2: Please bring honor to usMaiden #3: Please bring honor to usMaiden #4: Please bring honor to usMulan and Maidens: Please bring honor to us all!Matchmaker [looking at her clipboard]: Fa MulanMulan: Present.Matchmaker: Speaking without permission.Mulan: Oops.Grandma Fa: Who spit in her bean curd?Matchmaker: Huh, Hmm, too skinny. Hmph, not good for bearing sons.Recite the final admonition.Mulan: Mmm-Hmm. PtuMatchmaker: Well...Mulan: Fulfill your duties calmly and re...f--[looking at herarm with smeared writing] spectfully. Reflect before you snack act. This shall bring you honor and glory. Huh.Matchmaker: Hmmm, this way. Now, pour the tea. To please your future in-laws you must demonstrate a sense of dignity and refinement. You must also be poised.Mulan: Um, pardon me.Matchmaker: And silent!Mulan: Could I just take that back...one moment.Matchmaker: Why you clumsy Wooo, woooo, wooooooo, AhhhhhhhhhhhGrandma Fa: I think it's going well, don't you?Matchmaker: Put it out! Put it out!Put it out! You are a disgrace!You may look like a bride, but you will never bring your family honor!Mulan:Look at meI will never pass for a perfect bride Or a perfect daughterCan it beI'm not meant to play this part? Now I seeThat if I were to trulyTo be myselfI would break myfamily's heartWho is that girl I seeStaring straightBack at me?Why is my reflection someoneI don't know?Somehow I cannot hideWho I amThough I've tried [Mulan bows to the ancestors]When will my reflection showWho I am inside?When will my reflection showWho I am inside?Fa Zhou: My, my, what beautiful blossoms we have this year. But look, this one's late. But, I'll bet that when it blooms, it will be the most beautiful of all.Mulan: What is it?Fa Li: Mulan, stay inside.Chi Fu: Citizens I bring you a proclamation from the Imperial City: theHuns have invaded China!Townspeople: No!Chi Fu: By order of the Emperor, one man from every family must serve in theImperial Army. The Xiao family. The Yi family.Yi's Son: I will serve the Emperor in my father's place.Chi Fu: The Fa Family.Mulan: No.Fa Zhou: I am ready to serve the Emperor.Mulan: Father, you can't go.Fa Zhou: Mulan!Mulan: Please sir, my father has already fought bravely--Chi Fu: Silence! You would do well to teach your daughter to hold her tonguein a man's presence.Fa Zhou: Mulan, you dishonor me.Chi Fu: Report tomorrow at the WuShu camp.Fa Zhou: Yes, sir.Chi Fu: The Chu family. The Wen family.The Chang family. The...Mulan: You shouldn't have to go.Fa Li: Mulan!Mulan: There are plenty of young men to fight for China.Fa Zhou: It is an honor to protect my country and my family.Mulan: So you'll die for honor!Fa Zhou: I will DIE doing what's right.Mulan: But if you--Fa Zhou: I know my place, it is time you learned yours.Grandma Fa: Mulan is gone.Fa Zhou: What? It can't be. Mulan! No.Fa Li: You must go after her. She could be killed!Fa Zhou: If I reveal her, she will be. [Fa Zhou embraces Fa Li]Grandma Fa: Ancestors, hear our prayer: Watch over Mulan.First Ancestor: Mushu, awaken!Mushu: I live! So tell me what mortal needs my protection Great Ancestor. You just say the word and I'm there.First Ancestor: Mushu!Mushu: Hey, let me say something. Anybody who is foolish enough to threatenour family, vengeance will be MINE. Hrrrrr.First Ancestor: Mushu! These are the family guardians.They...Mushu [dejectedly]: Protect the family.First Ancestor: And you, oh demoted one.Mushu: I...ring the gong.First Ancestor: That's right, now, wake up the ancestors.Mushu: One family reunion coming right up. Okay people,people look alive, lets go! C'mon get up. Let's move it, rise and shine.You're way past the beauty sleep thing now trust me!Ancestor 1: I knew it, I knew it. That Mulan was a trouble maker from the start. Ancestor 3: Don't look at me, she gets it from your side of the family.Ancestor 2: She's just trying to help her father.Ancestor 4: But, if she is discovered, Fa Zhou will be forever shamed.Dishonor will come to the family. Traditional values will disintegrate.Ancestor 5: Not to mention they'll lose the farm.Ancestor 1: My children never caused such trouble. They all became acupuncturists.Ancestor 3: Well, We can't all be acupuncturists.Ancestor 6: No, your great granddaughter had to be cross-dresser!Ancestor 7: Let a guardian bring her back.Ancestor 8: Yeah, awaken the most cunning.Ancestor 4: No, the swiftest.Ancestor 9: No, send the wisest.First Ancestor: Silence! We must send the most powerful of allMushu: Ho, ho, heh, heh. Okay,okay, I get the drift, I'll go. You all don't think I can do it. Watch this here. Ah, ha, Jump back, I'm prettyhot huh.Don't make me have to singe nobody to prove no point.First Ancestor: You had your chance to protect the Fa family.Ancestor 6: Your mis-guidance led Fa Deng to disaster.Fa Deng: Yeah, thanks a lot.Mushu: And your point is?First Ancestor: The point is we will be sending a real dragon to retrieve Mulan. Mushu: What? But I'm a real dragon.First Ancestor: You are not worthy of this spot. Now, awaken theGreat Stone Dragon.Mushu: So you'll get back to me on the job thing.Mushu: Just one chance is that too much to ask? I mean, it's not like it'll kill ya.Mushu: Yo rocky, wake up! You gotta go fetch Mulan. C'mon boy, go get her, go on, Come on. Grrr, Grrrr. Hello, helloooooo. Hello. Uh oh. Uh, Stoney, Stooooneeey. Oh man, they're gonna kill me!First Ancestor: Great Stone Dragon, have you awaken?Mushu: Uhhh, Yes, I just woke up. And I am the Great Stone Dragon, good morning. I will go forth and fetch Mulan. Did, did I mention that I was the Great Stone Dragon?First Ancestor: Go, The fate of the Fa Family rests in your claws.Mushu: Don't even worry about it, I will not lose face.Mushu [muffled]: Ow, my elbow. Aw, aw, I know I twisted something.That's just great. Now what? I'm doomed! And all 'cause miss man decides to take her little drag show on the road.Cri-Kee: Chirp, Chirp.Mushu: Go get her? What's the matter with you? After this great stoneHumpty Dumpty mess, I'd have to bring her home with a medal to get back in thetemple. Wait a minute, that's it! I make Mulan a war hero, then they'll bebegging me to come back to work. That's the master plan. Oh, you've gone anddone it now.Cri-Kee: Chirp. Chirp Chirp Chirp.Mushu: Hey, what makes you think you're coming?Cri-Kee: Chirp, Chirp.Mushu: You're lucky? Ho, ho, heh. Do I look like a sucker to you?Cri-Kee: Chirp. Chirp.Mushu: Whach' you mean loser? How 'bout I pop one of your antenna's off andthrow it across the yard. Then who's a loser, me or you?Hun Long-Hair Guy: Imperial scouts.Scout #1: Shan-Yu.Shan-Yu: Nice work, gentlemen. You found theHun army.Scout #2: The Emperor will stop you.Shan-Yu: Stop me? He invited me. By building his wall, he challenged my strength.Well I'm here to play his game . Go! Tell your emperor to send his strongest armies. I'm ready.Shan-Yu: How many men does it take to deliver a message.Archer Guy: One.Mulan: Okay, okay, how 'bout this? Ahem, excuse me, where do I sign in? Hah, I see you have a sword. I have one too. They're very manly and tough. I'm working on it. Who am I fooling? It's going to take a miracle to get me into the army.Mushu: Did I hear someone ask for a miracle!? Let me hear you say aye!Mulan: Ahhhhhh.Mushu: That's close enough.Mulan: Ghost.Mushu: Get ready Mulan your serpentine salvation is at hand. For I havebeen sent by your ancestors-- to guide you through your masquerade. C'mon, you're gonna stay you're gonna work. Heed my word, 'cause if the army finds out that you are a girl, the penalty is death.Mulan: Who are you?Mushu: Who am I? Who am I? I am the guardian of lost souls. I am the powerful, the pleasurable, the indestructible Mushu! Oh hah, hah, pretty hot, huh?Mulan: Ah, my ancestors sent a little lizard to help me?Mushu: Hey, dragon, dragon, not lizard. I don't do that tongue thing.Mulan: You're uh...Mushu: Intimidating? Awe inspiring ?Mulan: Tiny.Mushu: Of course. I'm travel size for yourconvenience. If I was my real size, your cow here would die of fright. Down Bessy. My powers are beyond your mortal imagination. For instance, my eyes can seestraight through your armor. Ow. All right, that's it! Dishonor!Dishonor on your whole family. Make a note of this Dishonor on you. Dishonor on your cow. Dis-Mulan: Stop! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just nervous. I've never done this before.Mushu: Then you're gonna have to trust me. And don't you slap me no more, weclear on that? . All right. Okey dokey, let's get this show on the road. Cri-Kee, get the bags Let's move it heifer.Mushu: Okay this is it, time to show 'em your man walk. Shoulders back, chest high, feet apart, head up ...and strut 2, 3, break it down, 2, 3 and work it, Beautiful isn't it?Mulan: They're disgusting.Mushu: No, they're men. And you're going to have to act just like them, sopay attention.Tattoo Soldier: Look, this tattoo will protect me from harm.Ling [laughing]: I hope you can get your money back.Mulan: I don't think I can do this.Mushu: It's all attitude. Be tough like this guy here.Yao: What are you looking at?Mushu: Punch him, it's how men say 'hello.'Chien-Po: Oh Yao, you made a friend.Mushu: Good, Now slap him on the behind, they like that.Yao: Wu hoo hooooo. I'm going to hit you so hard it'll make your ancestors dizzy.Chien-Po: Yao, relax and chant with me.Yaaaaaaa Moouuuu Ahhhhhh Doooou Fuuuu Daaaaa.Yao: Ya Mi Ah To Fu Da.Chien-Po: Feel better?Yao: Yeah. Aaaaa, you ain't worth my time chicken boy.Mushu: Chicken boy!? Say that to my face ya limp noodle!Yao: Oh, sorry Ling. Hey!Ling: You're dead. Oh, there he goes.Mulan: Hey guys.General Li: The Huns have struck here, here and here. I will take the main troops up tothe Tung Shao Pass and stop Shan-Yu before he destroys this village.Chi Fu: Excellent strategy, Sir. I do love surprises, Ha ha, ha, ha.General Li: You will stay here and train the new recruits. When Chi Fu believes you're ready, you will join us...Captain.Shang: Captain?Chi Fu: Oh, this is an enormous responsibility, General. Uh, perhaps a soldier with more experience--General Li: Number one in his class, extensive knowledge of training techniques, an impressive military lineage. I believe Li Shang will do an excellent job.Shang: Oh, I will. I wont let you down. This is, I mean, I... yes sir.General Li: Very good then. We'll toast China's victory at the Imperial City. I'llexpect a full report in three weeks.Chi Fu: And I wont leave anything out.Shang: Captain Li Shang, Hmmm, leader of China's finest troops. No, the greatest troops of all time. Heh, heh, heh, heh.Chi Fu: Most impressive.General Li: Good luck Captain.Shang: Good luck, Father.Chi Fu: Day one.Shang: Soldiers!All Recruits: He started it!Shang: I don't need anyone causing trouble in my camp!Mulan: Sorry, Uhh, I mean, sorry you had to see that. You know how it iswhen you get those, uh manly urges and you just have to kill something, fix things, uh, cook outdoors.Shang: What's your name?Mulan: Ahh, I, uhhh, I, uh--Chi Fu: Your commanding officer just asked you a question.Mulan: Uhh, I've got a name. Huh. And it's a boys name too.Mushu: Ling, How 'bout Ling?Mulan: His name's Ling.Shang: I didn't ask for his name. I asked for yours.Mushu: Try, uh, ahh, Chu!Mulan: Ah Chu.Shang: Ah Chu?Mushu: Gesundheit. He He, I kill myself.Mulan Mushu.Shang: Mushu?Mulan: No.Shang: Then what is it!Mushu: Ping! Ping was my best friend growing up!Mulan: It's Ping.Shang: Ping.Mushu: Of course Ping DID steal my gir-Mulan: Yes, my name is Ping.Shang: Let me see your conscription notice. Fa Zhou, *the* Fa Zhou?Chi Fu: I didn't know Fa Zhou had a son.Mulan: Um, he...doesn't talk about me much.Chi Fu: I can see why, the boy's an absolute lunatic.Shang: Okay gentlemen, thanks to your new friend Ping, you'll spend tonight picking up every single grain of rice. And tomorrow, the real work begins.Mushu: You know, we have to work on your people skills.Mushu: All right, rise and shine sleeping beauty. C'mon hup, hup,hup. Get your clothes on.Get ready. Got breakfast for ya. Look, you get porridge, and it's happy to seeyou. Hey,get outta there, you gonna make people sick!Mulan: Am I late?Mushu: No time to talk. Now remember, it's your first day of training so listen to your teacher and no fighting. Play nice with the other kids, unless of course one of the other kids wanna fight, then you have to kick the other kid's butt.Mulan: But I don't wanna kick the other kid's butt.Mushu: Don't talk with your mouth full. Now let's see your war face.I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover. C'mon scare me, girl!Mulan: Rrrrrrr!Mushu: Oh, that's my tough looking warrior. That's what I'm talking about. Now get outthere and make me proud.Mushu: What do you mean the troops just left?Mulan: They what!?Mushu: Wait, you forgot your sword. My little baby off to destroy people.Chi Fu: Order people, order!Recruit #2: I'd like a pan fried noodle.Chien-Po: Oh, oh, sweet and pungent shrimp.Recruit #3: Moo goo gai panChi Fu: That's not funny.Ling: Looks like our new friend slept in this morning. Hellooo Ping,Are you hungry?Yao: Yeah, 'cause I owe you a knuckle sandwich.All Soldiers: Yeah.Shang: Soldiers! You will assemble swiftly and silently every morning. Anyone whoacts otherwise will answer to me.Yao: Ooooo, tough guy.Shang: Yao. Thank you for volunteering. Retrieve the arrow.Yao: I'll get that arrow pretty boy. And I'll do it with my shirt on.Shang: One moment, you seem to be missing something. This represents discipline and this represents strength. You need both to reach the arrow.Shang: We've got a long way to go.Shang:Let's get down to business--to defeat the Huns.Recruits: HuaShang:Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons? You're the saddest bunch I ever metBut you can betbefore we're through Mister, I'll make a manout of youTranquil as a forestBut on fire withinOnce you find your center You are sure to winYou're a spineless, pale, pathetic lotAnd you haven't got a clue Somehow I'll make a man out of you!Chien-Po:I'm never gonna catchmy breathYao:Say good-bye to those who knew meLing:Boy I was a fool in school for cutting gymMushu:This guy's got 'em scared to deathMulan:Hope he doesn't seeright through meChien-Po:Now I really wish that I knew how to swim! Shang and Chorus:(Be a man)We must be swift asthe coursing river(Be a man)With all the forceof a great typhoon(Be a man)With all the strengthof a raging fireMysterious as thedark side of the moonShang:Time is racing toward ustill the Huns arriveHeed my every orderand you might surviveYou're unsuited forthe rage of warSo pack up, go home,you're throughHow could I make a manout of you?Shang and Chorus:(Be a man)We must be swift asthe coursing river(Be a man)With all the forceof a great typhoon[As the sun begins to rise the recruits come out of their tents to cheer on Mulan](Be a man)With all the strengthof a raging fire[As Shang comes out of his tent, the arrow he shot up onto the pole comes down to his feet. He looks up and sees Mulan sitting on top ofthe pole]Mysterious as thedark side of the moon(Be a man)We must be swift asthe coursing river(Be a man)With all the forceof a great typhoon(Be a man)With all the strengthof a raging fireMysterious as thedark side of the moon[End Song][Interlude]Shan-Yu: What do you see?Hun Strong Man: Black pine, from the high mountains.Bald Hun Man #1: White horse hair. Imperial stallions.Long Hair Hun Man: Sulfur, from cannons.Shan-Yu: This doll came from a village in the Tung Shao Pass, where the Imperial Army's waiting for us.Hun Archer: We can avoid them easily.Shan-Yu: No, the quickest way to the Emperor is through that pass. Besides, the little girl will be missing her doll. We should return it to her.[End Interlude]Mushu: Hey, oh, ah, no, this is not a good idea. What if somebody sees you?Mulan: Just because I look like a man doesn't mean I have to smell like one.Mushu: So a couple of guys don't rinse out their socks, picky, picky, picky. Well myself I kinda like that corn chip's smell.Mulan: Ahhhhhhh.Mushu: Okay, all right, all right, that's enough. Now, c'mon, get out before you get all pruny and stuff.Mulan: Mushu, if you're so worried, go stand watch.Mushu: Yeah, yeah, stand watch Mushu while I blow our secret with my stupidgirly habits. Humph, hygiene.Cri-Kee: Chirp, Chirp.Yao: Me first! Me first! Me First!Mushu: Ah. We're doomed! There a couple of things I know they're bound to notice!Yao [calling]: Hey, Ping.Mulan: Oh hi guys, I didn't know you were *here*. I was just washing, so now I'm clean and I'm gonna go. Bye, bye.Ling: Come back here. I know we were jerks to you before so lets start over. Hi, I'm Ling!Mulan: Heh, heh.Chien-Po: And I'm Chien-Po.Mulan: Hello Chien-Po.Yao: And I am Yao, king of the rock. And there's nothin' you girls can do about it.Ling: Oh, yeah? Well, I think Ping and I could take you.Mulan: I really don't want to take him anywhere.Ling: Ping, we have to fight!Mulan: No we don't. We could just close our eyes and swim around.Ling: C'mon don't be such a g--Ouch! Something bit me.Mushu: What a nasty flavor.Ling: Snake!Chien-Po: Snake, snake.Ling: Some king of the rock!Mulan: Boy, that was close.Mushu: No, that was vile! You owe me big!Mulan: I never want to see a naked man again.Mushu: Hey, don't look at me. I ain't biting any more butts.Chi Fu: You think your troops are ready to fight? Hah! They would not last a minute against the Huns.Shang: They completed their training.Chi Fu: Those *boys* are no more fit to be soldiers than you are to be Captain. Once the general reads my report, your troops will never see battle.Mushu: Oh no you don't. I've worked to hard to get Mulan into this war. This guy's messing with my plan.Shang: We're not finished.Chi Fu: Be careful, Captain. The General may be your father, but I am the Emperor's council. And, oh, by the way, huh, I got that job on my own. You're dismissed.Mulan: Hey, I'll hold him and you punch, heh, heh... or not.For what it's worth, I think you're a great captain.Mushu: I saw that!Mulan: What?Mushu: You like him don't you?Mulan: No, I--Mushu: Yeah right, Yeah sure. Look, go to your tent. I think it's time we took this war into our own hands.Mushu: Okay, okay, let me see what you've got. From General Li, dear son, we're waiting for the huns at the pass and it would mean a lot if you'd come and back us up. That's great except you forgot, "and since we're all out of potpourri, maybe you wouldn't mind bringing up some." Hellooooo, this is the army! Make it sound more urgent, please! You know what I'm talkin' about? That's better, much better. Okay, Let's go.Mushu: Khan-ie baby, hey, we need a ride.Chi Fu: Insubordinate ruffians. You men owe me a new pair of slippers. And I do not squeal like a girl. Aaaaaahhhhhh!Mushu: Urgent news from the general! What's the matter, you've never seen a 'black and white' before?Chi Fu: Who are you?Mushu: Excuse me! I think the question is: who are you? We're in a war man! There's no time for stupid questions. I should have your hat for that, snatch it right off of your head. But I'm feeling gracious today, so carry on before I report you.Chi Fu: Captain. Urgent news from the General. We're needed at the front.Mushu: Pack your bags Cri-Kee, we're movin' out.Army Chorus:For a long time we've beenmarching off to battleYao:In a thundering herdwe feel a lot like cattleCow: MooArmy Chorus:Like the pounding beatour aching feet aren'teasy to ignoreLing:Hey, think of instead,A girl worth fighting for Mula: Huh?Ling:That's what I said, a girl worth fighting forI want her paler than the moon with eyes thatshine like starsYao:My girl will marvel atmy strength, adore my battle scarsChien-Po:I couldn't care less what she'll wear or what she looks likeIt all depends on whatshe cooks like:Beef, pork, chicken...All Three:Mmm...Yao:Bet the local girls thought you were quite the charmer Ling:And I'll bet the ladies lovea man in armorArmy Chorus:You can guess what we have missed the mostsince we went offto warWhat do we want?A girl worth fighting for! Yao:My girl will think I haveno faultsChien-Po:That I'm a major findMulan:[spoken] Uh, [singing] How about a girl who'sgot a brain, Who always speaks her mind?Ling, Yao and Chien-Po: Nah!Ling:My manly ways and turns ofphrase are sure to thrill herYao:He thinks he's such alady-killer!Chi Fu:I've a girl back home who'sunlike any other.Yao:Yeah, the only girl who'dlove him is his mother!Army Men:But when we come homein victory they'll line upat the door!Ling:What do we want?Army Chorus:A girl worth fighting for!Ling:Wish that I hadArmy Chorus:A girl worth fighting for!(whistle) A girl worth fighting--[End Song]Shang: Search for survivors.Shang: I don't understand. My father should have been here. Chi Fu: Captain!。

花木兰Mulan匈奴入侵;快点烽火We're under attackLight the signal现在全中国的人都知道你来了Now all of China knows you're here.好极了Perfect.启票皇上Your Majesty匈奴已越过北方边界the Huns have crossed our northern border. 不可能;无人能越过长城lmpossible. No one can get through the Great Wall.他们由单于领军Shan-Yu is leading them.我们将保卫你的皇宫We'll set up defenses around your palace immediately.不;派你的军队保护朕的子民No. Send your troops to protect my people.赐福Chi Fu.是皇上Yes; Your Highness通令全国各地征召壮丁Deliver conscription notices throughout all the provinces.紧急召集所有军人回营服役Call up reserves and as many new recruits as possible.皇上;恕臣直言Forgive me; Your Majesty;我相信我的军队就能阻挡单于but I believe my troops can stop him.朕不能冒这个险;将军l won't take any chances; General.小兵也会立大功A single grain of rice can tip the scale.有时候;一个人就是胜败关键One man may be the difference between victory and defeat.妇德就是文静;谦虚Quiet and demure.文雅……Graceful.礼貌Polite.雅致Delicate.举止优雅…小心…Refined. Poised.Punctual.'守时糟了Ai-yah小白Little Brother小白Little Brother小……Lit...你在这儿啊Ah There you are.谁是世上最聪明的小狗狗Who's the smartest doggy in the world来吧;小家伙Come on; smart boy.今天你能帮我做家务吗Can you help me with my chores today列祖列宗Honorable ancestors;让木兰今天给媒婆一个好印象please help Mulan impress the matchmaker today.求求您;请帮帮她吧Please.Please help her.爹爹;我给您带来……Father; l brought your... Whoa木兰Mulan.我多准备了一个l brought a spare.医生说清早三杯茶The doctor said three cups of tea in the morning...还有晚上上三杯哦and three at night.木兰;你早该进城了Mulan; you should already be in town.我们都指望你……We are counting on you替花家光宗耀祖啊to uphold the family honor.别担心;爹Don't worry; Father.我不会让您失望l won't let you down.祝我好运Wish me luck.快去吧Hurry我要求祖宗多多保佑木兰l'm going to... pray some more.夫人;你女儿来了没Fa Li; is your daughter here yet媒婆可不是个有耐性的人哦The matchmaker is not a patient woman.她怎么老是迟到啊Of all days to be late.我早该求祖宗保佑的l should have prayed to the ancestors for luck. 他们能保佑什么How lucky can they be他们死了啊They're dead.除此之外……我有Besides; l've got..我们需要的幸运符all the luck we'll need.你该有点用处了This is your chance to prove yourself.奶奶;小心啊Grandma; no哇塞Yep;这只蟋蟀真是幸运this cricket's a lucky one我来了l'm here.怎么了What娘;我必须..But; Mama; l had to...不要找借口None of your excuses.你先要打扮一下Now; let's get you cleaned up.@ This is what you give me to work with@ Well; honey; I've seen worse@ We are gonna turn this sow's ear@ Into a silk purselt's freezing.好冷哦lt would have been warmif you were here on time.@ We'll have you washed and dried@ Primped and polishedTil you glow with pride@ Trust my recipe for instant bride@ You'll bring honor to us allMulan; what's thisUh; notes.ln case l forget something.Hold this.We'll need more luck than l thought. @ Wait and see when we're through @ Boys will gladly go to war for you- @ With good fortune- @ And a great hairdotogether @ You'll bring honorTo us all@ A girl can bring her family@ Great honor in one way- @ By striking a good match- Huh- @ And this could be the day- laughs@ Men want girls with good taste- Calm.- Obedient.@ Who work fast-paced@ With good breeding- @ And a tiny waist- gasps@ You'll bring honor to us all@ We all must serve our emperor@ Who guards us from the Huns@ A man by bearing arms@ A girl by bearing sons@ When we're through you can't fail @ Like a lotus blossom soft and pale @ How could any fellow say no sale@ You'll bring honor to us all@ You'll bring honor to us all There. You're ready.Not yet.An apple for serenity.A pendant for balance.@ Beads ofjade@ For beauty@ You must proudly@ Show it@ Now add a cricket@ Just for luck@ And even you can't blow it@ Ancestors; hear my plea@ Help me not to make a fool of me @ And to not uproot my family tree @ Keep my father standing tall@ Scarier than the undertaker@ We are meeting our matchmaker townspeople @ Destiny guard our girls @ And our future as it fast unfurls@ Please look kindlyOn these cultured pearls@ Each a perfect porcelain doll@ Please bring honor to us@ Please bring honor to us@ Please bring honor to us@ Please bring honor to us@ Please bring honor to us all @花木兰Fa Mulan.在Present.不要随便开口Speaking without permission.哦Oops.她火气这么大干嘛Who spit in her bean curd太瘦了Mmm. Too skinny.不容易生出儿子Hmph Not good for bearing sons.妇有四德指的是什么说呀妇德指导的是谦虚而妇言是少说话妇容是和悦;还有妇力……是妇功妇功意思是服从跟我来Hmm. This way.现在呢Now;倒茶pour the tea.取悦你未未的公婆To please your future in-laws;一定要谨慎望而却步、优雅you must demonstrate a sense of dignity... 还要心存恭敬and refinement.你也必须注意仪态You must also be poised.对不起Um; pardon me.还要安静And silent能不能还我一下Could l just take that back等一下One moment.为什么;你笨手笨脚Why; you clumsy...我认为进行得顺利;对吧l think it's going well; don't you快给我水;浇水呀Put it out Put it out Put it out你实在是太不像话You are a disgrace你也许看起来像个新娘You may look like a bride;可是永远不会为你们家争光but you will never bring your family honor @ Look at me看看我@ I will never pass我永远成为不了@ For a perfect bride好新娘@ Or a perfect daughter或是好女儿@ Can it be可以吗@ I'm not meant to play this part我不是有意要这样@ Now I see现在我知道@ That if I were truly to be myself我是不是真的自我@ I would break my family's heart我会伤了家人的心@ Who is that girl I see我看到的那女孩是谁@ Staring straight@ Back at me@ Why is my reflection为什么我的倒影@ Someone I don't know@ Somehow I cannot hide@ Who I am我是谁@ Though I've tried虽然我尝试了@ When will my reflection show@ Who I am inside@ When will my reflection show@ Who I am@ Inside @天啊My; my.今年花开得真漂亮啊What beautiful blossoms we have this year. 可是你看;这朵迟了But look.This one's late.但我肯定等到它开花的时候But l'll bet that when it blooms;一定会是最美丽的it will be the most beautiful of all.什么事What is it木兰;你别出去Mulan.Stay inside.乡亲们Citizens我从京城带来皇上谕令l bring a proclamation from the imperial city. 匈奴已侵犯中原The Huns have invaded China.皇上有令By order of the emperor;每家都要选出一名壮丁从军one man from every family must serve in the lmperial army.萧家接旨The Hsiao family.易家接旨The Yi family.我愿替我爹保卫国家l will serve the emperor in my father's place. 花家接旨The Fa family.不no我已准备为国效劳l am ready to serve the emperor.爹;你不能去Father; you can't go.木兰Mulan官爷;求求你Please; sir;我爹已经参加过战场了my father has already fought bravely...住嘴Silence你该教教你女儿You would do well to teach your daughter男人说话;哪有她插嘴的份to hold her tongue in a man's presence.木兰;你让爹丢尽颜面Mulan; you dishonor me.明日到军营报到Report tomorrow to the Wu Zhong camp.是Yes; sir.楚家接旨The Chu family你不应该去的You shouldn't have to go木兰Mulan.有足够的年轻人为国打仗啊There are plenty of young men to fight for China.能够保家卫国是我的荣耀lt is an honor to protect my country and my family.就为了荣耀;连命都不要So; you'll die for honor.我为国拐躯;死而无憾l will die doing what's right.-可是;如果…-我自有分寸- But if you...- l know my place倒是你该管管自己lt is time you learned yours.木兰走了Mulan is gone什么What怎么可能lt can't be.木兰不你得快追她回来You must go after her.这要杀头的She could be killed.只有我们不说她才能活命列祖列宗;求求你们保佑木兰Watch over Mulan.木须;醒来吧Mushu; awaken我复活了I live告诉我哪个凡人要我保护老祖宗要我去;只要开口木须我来说几句;要是谁敢找我们花家的麻烦Let me say somethin'. Anybody who's foolish enough to threaten our family;我就好好收拾他vengeance will be mine木须它们才是守护神它们…They...保护这个家protect the family.而你这降了级的And you; o demoted one我…是负责敲锣l... ring the gong.说对了;现在去叫醒祖先们吧That's right.Now; wake up the ancestors.我这就去叫醒大家大家起来快起来;别偷懒了要办正事罗;别睡美容觉了我就知道……l knew it. l knew it木兰从一开始就是个大麻烦That Mulan was a troublemaker from the start别看我Don't look at me.她可是你家那边的人She gets it from your side of the family.她只想帮助她父亲She's trying to help her father.要是她被人发现lf she's discovered;花家就会永远抬不起头Fa Zhou will be forever shamed.花家祠堂会声望全无千百年传统沦丧家产全得没收我家孩子从没惹过麻烦My children never caused such trouble.他们全是针灸师傅They all became acupuncturists.总不能全都当针灸师啊Well; we can't all be acupuncturists.是啊;你的曾孙女还女扮男装哩No Your great-granddaughter had to be a cross-dresser派守护神带她回来Let a guardian bring her back.是啊;叫醒最精明的Yes; awaken the most cunning.不;那行动最快的No; the swiftest.不;最有智慧的No; send the wisest.安静Silence我们得派能力最强的We must send the most powerful of all.好啦…我了解;我去Okay; okay; l get the drift.l'll go.你们以为我不行Y'all don't think l can do it.看我的Watch this here.我不错吧Aha Jump back.l'm pretty hot; huh 谁敢让我试试看啊你有机会去保护花家You had your chance to protect the Fa family. 结果却把花嶝害得很惨对呀;多亏你了Yeah; thanks a lot.什么意思And your point is意思是……The point is ...我们要派真正的龙去找木兰we will be sending a real dragon to retrieve Mulan.什么What What我是真正的龙啊l'm a real dragon你根本就不够格You are not worthy of this spot.现在快叫醒石像神龙吧Now; awaken the great stone dragon.那你会重新考虑让我去吗So you'll get back to me on the job thing唉唉我只是要个机会嘛又不是要你老命lt's not like it'll kill ya.石头;醒醒啊Yo; Rocky; wake up你得去追木兰Ya gotta go fetch Mulan快起来;去追她去呀来呀有人在吗有人在吗醒醒石头…Stony他们会杀我Oh; man; they're gonna kill me.石像神龙你醒了吗have you awakened是啊…我刚醒uh; uh...Yes; l just woke up我是伟大的石像神龙l'm... l am the great stone dragon.早上好;我会去追回木兰的Good morningl will go forth and fetch Mulan. 我有说我是石像神龙吗Did... Did l mention that l was the great stone dragon去吧go花家的命运The fate of the Fa family都交在你的手中了rests in your claws.别担心;我不会丢脸的Don't even worry about it.l will not lose face. 我好像扭到我的筋骨了Oh. My elbowl know l twisted somethin'.这下可好;现在该怎么办That's just great.Now what我死定了;都是因为男人婆l'm doomed; and all 'cause Miss Man干嘛要女扮男装惹祸decides to take her little drag show on the road.去找她Go get her你有毛病吗What's the matter with you石像神龙已裂成两半除非她是英雄我才能回来等等;这就对了我让她变成英雄就能凯旋归来就这么办我真聪明谁说你能来的Hey; what makes you think you're comin'你运气好吗You're lucky我长得像呆子吗Do l look like a sucker to you你什么意思我很衰What you mean; ''a loser''看我拔掉你的胡须如何How 'bout l pop one of your antennas off再看看谁比较衰Then who's the loser京城来的探子lmperial scouts.单于两位;干得好Nice work; gentlemen.你们找到匈奴军队了You found the Hun army.皇上会阻止你们The emperor will stop you.阻止我Stop me是他请我来的He invited me.他不断修筑长城向我挑战By building his wall;he challenged my strength.我只是陪他玩玩Well; l'm here to play his game.滚Go叫你们皇上派最强的军队来Tell your emperor to send his strongest armies.我等着l'm ready.送个信要多少人How many men does it take to deliver a message一个One.好嘛…这样呢Okay; okay; how about this对不起;该在哪里报到Excuse me.Where do l sign in我看见你有把剑Ha; l see you have a sword.我也有l have one; too.它们可是非常男人味和有力的They're very manly and... tough.我很努力在学哎l'm working on it我骗得了谁Oh. Who am l fooling除非奇迹出现;我才能从军lt's going to take a miracle to get me into the army.是不是有人希望奇迹出现Did l hear someone ask for a miracle让我听你大声喊“啊”Let me hear you say ''aaah''啊Aaah很接近了That's close enough.鬼A ghost.你的贴身护卫龙来了你的祖先派我来完成你代父从军的愿望快点;你想跟来就快扇呀听清楚了So heed my word如果军队发现你是个女的'Cause if the army finds out you're a girl;就只有死路一条the penalty is death你是谁Who are you我是谁Who am l我是谁Who am l我是迷失灵魂的守护神l am the guardian of lost souls.威力无比、欢乐无限l am the powerful;the pleasurable;且无坚不摧的木须the indestructible Mushu.哈帅吧Oh. Ha; ha.Pretty hot; huh我的祖先派只蜥蜴来帮我Uh; my ancestors sent a little lizard to help me 喂;是龙;不是蜥蜴Hey; dragon; dragon; not lizard.我不来吐舌头那套l don't do that tongue thing.你很……You're; um...很吓人还是很威风lntimidating Awe-inspiring很小Tiny.当然Of course.这是为了让你携带方便l'm travel-size for your convenience.如果是我真实的尺寸lf l was my real size会吓死你的牛your cow here would die of fright.跪下;母牛Down; Bessie.我的威力超越人们的想像My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.举个例For instance我眼睛能看透你的盔甲哦my eyes can see straight through your armor. 好了;够了All right; that's it你没面子你家会没面子DishonorDishonor on your whole family. 你和你家的牛都会没面子Dishonor on you;dishonor on your cow; dis... 慢点;对不起……Stop. l'm sorry. l'm sorry.我只是太紧张了l'm just nervous.l've never done this before.我从来没扮过男生那你得相信我Then you're gonna have to trust me.别再打我了And don't slap me no more.懂不懂We clear on that好吧;咱们上路吧All right.Let's get this show on the road蟋蟀;拿袋子Cri-Kee; get the bags我们走罗Let's move it; heifer.好了;我们到了Okay; this is it.学学男人走路Time to show 'em your man walk.肩膀靠后、挺胸、叉开脚Shoulders back; chest high;feet apart;抬头;开步走head up and strut.神气点;一、二、三Two; three. Break it down.就这样;二、三Hup; two; three. And work it很美;对吧Beautiful; isn't it他们好恶心They're disgusting.他们是男人No; they're men.你得学他们You have to act like them;注意看so pay attention.看Look.这刺青能保护我不受伤This tattoo will protect me from harm.我希望你能把你的钱拿回来l hope you can get your money back我想我做不了这样子l don't think l can do this.都是态度问题lt's all attitude.耍狠;像这个人一样Be tough; like this guy here.呸你看什么看What are you lookin' at扁他;男人都这样打招呼Punch him.lt's how men say hello.阿尧;你交了朋友哦;Oh; Yao; you've made a friend.打他屁股Slap him on the behind.他们喜欢那样They like that.我要狠狠地揍你l'm gonna hit you so hard;让你老祖宗都头昏it'll make your ancestors dizzy.阿尧;放轻松;跟我念Yao; relax and chant with me.南无阿弥陀佛……感觉好点了吗Feel better有Yeah.你不值得我打;胆小鬼you ain't worth my time.Chicken boy.胆小鬼Chicken boy.有种当我面说;低能儒夫Say that to my face; ya limp noodle对不起;阿宁Oh. Sorry; Ling.你死定了Whoa You're dead他去那儿了Oh; there he goes弟兄们Hey; guys.匈奴攻下这儿The Huns have struck here;这儿和这儿here and here.我要带主力军到同萧关l will take the main troops up to the Tung Shao Pass...在单于摧毁这个村庄之前阻止他and stop Shan-Yu before he destroys this village.好高明的战术Excellent strategy; sir.我真的喜欢这份惊喜l do love surprises. 你将留下来训练新兵You will stay and train the new recruits.当赐福审核后你再加入我们校尉When Chi Fu believes you're ready;you will join us; Captain.校尉Captain这是重要的任务啊;将军This is an enormous responsibility; General. 也许找个更有经验的士兵会……Perhaps a soldier with more experience...全班第一名、熟知战术兵法Number one in his class;extensive knowledge of training techniques优良军事家庭出身an impressive military lineage.我相信李翔会干得很出色的l believe Li Shang will do an excellent job.我会的;我不会让你失望Oh; l will. l won't let you down.这真是;我是说……This is... l mean...遵命Yes; sir.那样就好Very good then.我们会在胜利后在京城庆功We'll toast China's victory at the imperial city. 三个礼拜后给我报告l'll expect a full report in three weeks.我的报告会一字不落And l won't leave anything out.李翔校尉Captain Li Shang.中国最好的军队的统帅Leader of China's finest troops.不;是有史以来最棒的军队No. The greatest troops of all time.还真不是普通的逊Most impressive.祝你好运了;校尉Good luck; Captain. Hyah好运Good luck;父亲Father.第一天Day one.士兵们Soldiers是他惹起的……He started it我不想任何人在我的军营里惹麻烦l don't need anyone causing trouble in my camp.对不起Sorry. Uh...我是说抱歉;给你看到那样l mean; uh...sorry you had to see that.不过你也知道男人就是这样But you know how it is when you get those manly urges行动起来非得动手打架不可and you just gotta kill something;修理东西啦野炊啦Fix things; cook outdoors...你叫什么名字What's your name我…你校尉在问你话呢Your commanding officer just asked you a question.我有名字啊Uh; l've got a name.而且也是个男人的名字哦Ha And it's a boy's name; too.阿宁;怎么样Ling. How 'bout Ling他才叫阿宁His name is Ling.我不是问他的名字l didn't ask for his name.我问的是你的名字l asked for yours就叫…哈啾Try; uh; uh; ah; Chu.哈啾Ah Chu.哈啾Ah Chu.保重身体啊我真坏Gesundheit.Ha; ha. l kill myself.木须Mushu.木须Mushu.-不;-那到底叫什么-No;-Then what is it叫平;平是我的最好的朋友Ping was my best friend growin' up.是花平lt's Ping.花平Ping. 当然啦;平抢走我的女...Of course; Ping did steal my...是;我叫花平Yes; my name is Ping.让我看下你的征召令Let me see your conscription notice.花弧;有名的花弧Fa Zhou The Fa Zhou我不知道花弧还有儿子l didn't know Fa Zhou had a son.我爹很少提起我Um; he doesn't talk about me much.我有这种儿子也不会说出来好了;大伙儿Okay; gentlemen;多亏你们的新朋友;花平thanks to your new friend; Ping;今晚大家要把每一粒米捡干净you'll spend tonight picking up every single grain of rice.明天;我们正式开始训练And tomorrow; the real work begins你得在人缘这方面多下工夫You know; we have to work on your people skills.太阳都升起来了;睡美人Rise and shine; sleeping beauty.起来;快……Come on. Hup; hup; hup.快穿好衣服;准备好Get your clothes on.Get ready.早饭给你弄好了Got breakfast for ya.看;稀饭哟Look; you get porridge;它在对你笑耶and it's happy to see you.滚开;你会害人生病的Hey; get outta thereYou gonna make people sick.我迟到了吗Am l late没时间说话了No time to talk.今天是你第一天训练lt's your first day of training.要听老师话;别打架Listen to your teacher and no fightin'要乖Play nice除非有人想打你unless one of the other kids wanna fight.你才能踢他屁股Then you have to kick the other kid's butt.我不想踢人家屁股l don't wanna kick the other kid's butt.吃饭别说话Don't talk with your mouth full.让我看下你装狠Let's see your war face.这样吓不了人的求求你…吓吓我吧Come on Scare me; girl.这才是我狠脸的战士That's my tough-lookin' warrior.走吧要让我感到骄傲哦Get out there and make me proud.军队已经出发了The troops just left他们什么了They what等下你忘了你的剑了Wait You forgot your sword.我的小宝贝要上战场了My little baby;off to destroy people.吵;你们吵什么Order. People; order.我要炒一盘葱花蛋l'd like a pan-fried noodle.我要炒宫保虾仁;炒着肚丝啦Oh Sweet and pungent shrimp.Moo goo gai pan.不好笑That's not funny好像我们的新朋友今天睡过头了Looks like our new friend slept in this morning.你好啊;花平Hello; Ping.你饿不饿Are ya hungry是啊因为我要赏你饱拳一顿Yeah; 'cause l owe you a knuckle sandwich.士兵们Soldiers每天清早就要迅速整装集合You will assemble swiftly and silently every morning.任何人不听命令Anyone who acts otherwise我就让他好看will answer to me.好狠哦Ooh. Tough guy. 阿尧Yao.谢谢你的自愿Thank you for volunteering.去把箭拿回来Retrieve the arrow.我去拿回来;小白脸l'll get that arrow; pretty boy;我穿着衣服也能拿and l'll do it with my shirt on.等一下One moment.你还少了点东西You seem to be missing something.这代表纪律This represents discipline;这代表力量and this represents strength.带着它们把箭取回吧You need both to reach the arrow.看来还有得训练呢We've got a long way to go.@ Let's get down to business- all gasp- @ To defeat the Huns- all Hoo-ah- @ Did they send me daughters@ When I asked for sons@ You're the saddest bunch I ever met @ But you can bet before we're through @ Mister; I'll make a man@ Out of youLi Shang @ Tranquil as a forest@ But on fire within@ Once you find your center@ You are sure to win@ You're a spineless; pale; pathetic lot @ And you haven't got a clue@ Somehow I'll make a man@ Out of you@ I'm never gonna catch my breath@ Say good-bye to those who knew me @ Boy; was I a fool in schoolFor cutting gymMushu @ This guy's got 'emScared to deathMulan @ Hope he doesn't seeRight through me@ Now I really wishThat I knew how to swimmen @ Be a man@ We must be swift as a coursing river @ Be a man@ With all the force of a great typhoon@ Be a man@ With all the strength of a raging fire@ Mysterious as the dark sideOf the moon@ Time is racing toward us@ Till the Huns arrive@ Heed my every order@ And you might survive@ You're unsuited for the rage of war@ So pack up; go home you're through@ How could I make a man@ Out of youmen @ Be a man@ We must be swift as a coursing river@ Be a man@ With all the force of a great typhoon@ Be a man@ With all the strength of a raging fire- @ Mysterious as the dark side- men cheering@ Of the moon@ Be a man@ We must be swift as a coursing river@ Be a man@ With all the force of a great typhoon@ Be a man@ With all the strength of a raging fire- @ Mysterious as the dark side- all grunting@ Of the moon @你们看到什么What do you see黑松木Black pine;来自高山的……from the high mountains.一匹白马;京城的良马White horse hair.lmperial stallions.硫磺;是大炮Sulfur; from cannons.这娃娃来自同萧关的村子This doll came from a village in the Tung Shao Pass;京城士兵在那儿埋伏where the imperial army is waiting for us.我们能轻松避开他们We can avoid them easily.不;最快进京城就是经过那关No.The quickest way to the emperor is through that pass.除此之外And besides; 小女孩会想念他的娃娃the little girl will be missing her doll.我们该还给她We should return it to her.这不太好啦No; this is not a good idea.被人看到怎么办What if somebody sees you就算要看上去像男人Just because l look like a man也不必弄得浑身发臭doesn't mean l have to smell like one.有些人袜子都没洗啊So a couple of guys don't rinse out their socks. 挑剔Picky; picky; picky.我自己有点喜欢那股怪味道Well; myself; l kind of like that corn chip smell.够了…All right. That's enough.你再泡就要脱皮了Get out before you get all pruny and stuff.木须Mushu;如果你这么担心;就帮我看着啊if you're so worried;go stand watch.是啊…Yeah; yeah.帮我守着;木须Stand watch; Mushu;别让我被人揭穿;受不了while l blow our secret with my stupid girlie habits.'我们完蛋了We're doomed他们一定会发现有两点不同There are a couple of things l know they're bound to notice花平Hey; Ping嗨哥儿们Oh; hi; guys.我不知道你们来了l didn't know you were here.我刚洗好l was just washing.现在干净了我要走了;再见So now l'm clean; and l'm gonna go. Bye-bye. 回来嘛Come back here.我知道我们以前对你不太好l know we were jerks to you before;让我们重新开始吧so let's start over.嗨我叫阿宁Hi. l'm Ling.我叫金宝And l'm Chien-Po.嗨金宝我…And I..叫阿尧am Yao石头之王King of the rock跟你们这些娘娘腔不一样And there's nothin' you girls can do about it. 是吗Oh; yeah我和花平就对付得了你Well; l think Ping and l can take you.我真的不想对付他l really don't wanna take him anywhere.花平;我们得打呀Ping; we have to fight不;我们不要No; we don't.我们可以闭上眼晴We could just close our eyes并且游远一点and swim around.来啦;别像个女...Come on. Don't be such a gir...有东西咬我Ouch Something bit me味道真恶心What a nasty flavor.蛇Snake有蛇Snake蛇……Snake岩石之王不错嘛Some king of the rock. Aah天啊;好险Boy; that was close.才怪;真下流你欠我一个大大的人情No. That was vile.You owe me big.我再也不想看到脱光的男人l never want to see a naked man again.别看我Hey; don't look at me. 我再不咬屁股了l ain't bitin' no more butts.你以为你军队准备好上战场吗You think your troops are ready to fight没两下就会被匈奴打垮Ha They would not last a minute against the Huns他们完成了训练They completed their training.那些小毛孩不适合做士兵……Those boys are no more fit to be soldiers你也不适合做校尉than you are to be captain.等将军看到我的报告Once the general reads my report;你们就别想上战场your troops will never see battle.你休想;我一定要让木兰上战场Oh; no; you don'tI've worked too hard to get Mulan into this war.那家伙坏了我的计划哎This guy's messin' with my plan.我还没说完We're not finished小心点;校尉Be careful; Captain.将军是你的父亲The general may be your father;但是我是皇上的宰相but l am the emperor's counsel.顺便说一句…And; oh; by the way;那个职位是我靠自己努力得来的l got that job on my own.退下吧You're dismissed.我抓着他让你打Hey. l'll hold him; and you punch.当我没说Or not.我觉得……For what it's worth;你是了不起的校尉l think you're a great captain.我看出来了l saw that.什么What你喜欢他;对吧You like him; don't you没;我…No l ..是的没错了回你的帐篷去Yeah; right; sure.Go to your tent现在该我们掌控战局了l think it's time we took this war into our own hands.让我看看Let me see what you got.李将军书From General Li.儿子;我们在关口等待匈奴Dear son;we're waiting for Huns at the pass. 如果你来支援就意义重大lt would mean a lot if you'd come back us up.'' 不错;不过你忘了;因为我们缺花粉That's great. Except you forgot;Since we're out of potpourri;也许你不介意带送一点来perhaps you wouldn't mind bringing some.'' 拜托;这是军书哎Hello This is the army要听起来更紧急一点Make it sound more urgent知道我说的吗Know what l'm talkin' about这还差不多;走吧That's better.Much better. Let's go.阿汗小亲亲Khanny; baby.我们要搭个便车Hey; we need a ride.不知羞耻的无赖lnsubordinate ruffians你们欠我一双新的拖鞋You men owe me a new pair of slippers我才不会像娘儿们乱叫And l do not squeal like a girl.将军府有令Urgent news from the general.怎么;没见过特殊快递吗What's the matter You've never seen a black and white before你是谁Who are you什么我想问题是;你是谁Excuse mel think the question is; who are you 我们正在打仗哎;老兄We're in a war; man没时间问蠢问题There's no time for stupid questions我应该摘下你的乌沙帽l should have your hat for that.Snatch it right off your head. 但我今天大发慈悲But l'm feeling gracious today;就不告发你了so carry on before l report you.校尉;将军府来急今Captain; urgent news from the general前线需要我们支援We're needed at the front.收拾行李;蟋蟀;我们走Pack your bags; Cri-Kee.We're movin' out.@ For a long time We've been marching off to battle长期训练只为上战场@ In our thundering herd We feel a lot like cattle像头大黄牛拉车耕田mooing@ Like a pounding beat our aching feet昂首迈大步@ Aren't easy to ignore不容忽视@ Hey Think of instead待凯旋归来@ A girl worth fighting for佳人等着我That's what l said.我就这个意思@ A girl worth fighting for佳人等着我@ I want her paler than the moon我的她皎白像月亮@ With eyes that shine like stars眼眸赛星光Yao @ My girl will marvel At my strength我的她欣赏我健壮@ Adore my battle scars羡慕我满身伤疤Chien-Po @ I couldn't care less What she'll wear不管她穿啥衣裳@ Or what she looks like或长啥模样@ It all depends on what she cooks like我只希望她是好厨娘@ Beef; pork; chicken; mmm牛肉、猪肉、鸡肉@ Bet the local girls thought You were quite the charmer这里的姑娘以为你是个大帅哥@ And I'll bet the ladies Love a man in armor 世上美女迷恋盔甲戎装的男人men @ You can guess What we have missed the most。

Mulan欧阳歌谷（2021.02.01）Guard: We're under attack! Light the signal!Guard: Now all of China knows you're here.ShanYu: Perfect.General Li: Your Majesty, the Huns have crossed our Northern border. Chi Fu: Impossible! No one can get through The Great Wall.General Li: ShunYu is leading them. We'll set up defenses around your palace immediately.Emperor: No! Send your troops to protect my people. Chi Fu,Chi Fu: Yes, your highness.Emperor: Deliver conscription notices throughout all the provinces. Call upreserves and as many new recruits as possible.General Li: Forgive me your Majesty, but I believe my troops can stop him.Emperor: I wont take any chances, General. A single grain of rice can tipthe scale. One man may be the difference between victory and defeat. Mulan: Quiet and demure...graceful...polite...[picking up some rice with herchopsticks and eating a mouthful] delicate...refined...poised... [She sets down her chopsticks and writes down a final word on her right arm] punctual.Aiya. Little brother. Little brother. Litahhh, there you are. Who's the smartest doggie in the world? Come on smartboy, can you help me with my chores today?Fa Zhou: Honorable ancestors, please help Mulan impress the matchmaker today.Little Brother: Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark.Fa Zhou: Please, PLEASE, help her.Mulan: Father I brought yourwhoop! [Fa Zhou bumps into Mulan.The cup falls to the ground and Fa Zhou catches the teapot with the handle ofhis cane]Fa Zhou: MulanMulan: I brought a spare.Fa Zhou: MulanMulan: Remember, the doctor said three cups of tea in the morningFa Zhou: MulanMulan: And three at night.Fa Zhou: Mulan, you should already be in town. We're counting on you to upMulan: uphold the family honor. Don't worry father. I wont let you down.Wish me luck.Fa Zhou: Hurry! I'm going to...pray some more.[Fa Zhou turns and walks back into the temple]Bath Lady: Fa Li, is your daughter here yet?The matchmaker is not a patient woman.Fa Li: Of all days to be late. I should have prayed to the ancestors forluck.Grandma Fa: How lucky can they be,they're dead. Besides, I've got all the luck we'll need.This is your chance to prove yourself. Grandma Fa covers her eyes steps into a busy street]Fa Li: Grandma No!Grandma Fa: Yep, this cricket's a lucky one.Fa Li: Hai.Mulan: I'm here. What? But Mama I hadtoFa Li: None of your e'xcuses. Now let's get you cleaned up.Bath Lady:This is what you give me to work with?Well, honey, I've seen worse.We're gonna turn this sow's earInto a silk purse.Mulan: It's freezing.Fa Li: It would have been warm if you were here on time.Bath Lady:We'll have youWashed and driedPrimped and polishedtill you glow with prideTrust my recipe forinstant brideYou'll bring honor to us allFa Li: Mulan, what's this?Mulan: Ahh, notes,in case I forget something?Grandma Fa: Here, hold this. We'llneed more luck than I thought.Hair Dresser 1:Wait and seeWhen we're throughHair Dresser 2:Boys will gladly go towar for youHair Dresser 1:With good fortuneHair Dresser 2:And a great hairdoBoth:You'll bring honor to us allFa Li and others:A girl can bring her familyGreat honor in one wayBy striking a good matchAnd this could be the dayDresser 1 [Dresser 1, Dresser 2, and Fa Li dress Mulan]: Men want girls with good tasteDresser 2:CalmFa Li:ObedientDresser 1:Who work fastpacedFa Li:With good breedingDresser 2:And a tiny waistMulan: huh.All Three:You'll bring honor to us allChorus:We all must serve our EmperorWho guards us from the HunsA man by bearing armsA girl by bearing sonsMakeup Lady/Fa Li:When we're throughyou can't failLike a lotus blossomsoft and paleHow could any fellowsay "No sale"You'll bring honor to us allFa Li: There, you'reready.Grandma Fa: Not yet! An apple for serenity...A pendant for balance Beads of jade for beautyYou must proudly show itNow add a cricket just for luckAnd even you can't blow itMulan:AncestorsHear my pleaHelp me not to make a fool of meAnd to not uproot my fam'ly treeKeep my father standing tallMaidens and Mulan:Scarier than the undertakerWe are meeting our matchmakerAll Townspeople:DestinyGuard our girlsAnd our futureas it fast unfurlsPlease look kindly onthese cultured pearlsEach a perfect porcelain dollMaiden #1: Please bring honor to usMaiden #2: Please bring honor to usMaiden #3: Please bring honor to usMaiden #4: Please bring honor to usMulan and Maidens: Please bring honor to us all!Matchmaker [looking at her clipboard]: Fa MulanMulan: Present.Matchmaker: Speaking without permission.Mulan: Oops.Grandma Fa: Who spit in her bean curd?Matchmaker: Huh, Hmm, too skinny. Hmph, not good for bearing sons. Recite the final admonition.Mulan: MmmHmm. PtuMatchmaker: Well...Mulan: Fulfill your duties calmly and re...f[looking at herarm with smeared writing] spectfully. Reflect before you snack act. This shall bring you honorand glory. Huh.Matchmaker: Hmmm, this way. Now, pour the tea. To please your future inlaws you must demonstrate asense of dignityand refinement. You must also be poised.Mulan: Um, pardon me.Matchmaker: And silent!Mulan: Could I just take that back...onemoment.Matchmaker: Why you clumsy Wooo, woooo, wooooooo, AhhhhhhhhhhhGrandma Fa: I think it's going well, don't you?Matchmaker: Put it out! Put it out!Put it out! You are a disgrace!You may look like abride, but you will never bring your family honor! Mulan:Look at meI will never pass for a perfect bride Or a perfect daughterCan it beI'm not meant to play this part? Now I seeThat if I were to trulyTo be myselfI would break myfamily's heartWho is that girl I seeStaring straightBack at me?Why is my reflection someoneI don't know?Somehow I cannot hideWho I amThough I've tried [Mulan bows to the ancestors]When will my reflection showWho I am inside?When will my reflection showWho I am inside?Fa Zhou: My, my, what beautiful blossoms we have this year. But look, this one's late. But, I'll bet that when itblooms, it will be the most beautiful of all.Mulan: What is it?Fa Li: Mulan, stay inside.Chi Fu: Citizens I bring you a proclamation from the ImperialCity: the Huns have invaded China!Townspeople: No!Chi Fu: By order of the Emperor, one man from every family must serve in theImperial Army. The Xiao family. The Yi family.Yi's Son: I will serve the Emperor in myfather's place.Chi Fu: The Fa Family.Mulan: No.Fa Zhou: I am ready to serve the Emperor.Mulan: Father, you can't go.Fa Zhou: Mulan!Mulan: Please sir, my father has already fought bravelyChi Fu: Silence! You would do well to teach your daughter to hold her tonguein a man's presence.Fa Zhou: Mulan, you dishonor me.Chi Fu: Report tomorrow at the WuShu camp.Fa Zhou: Yes, sir.Chi Fu: The Chu family. The Wen family.The Chang family. The...Mulan: You shouldn't have to go.Fa Li: Mulan!Mulan: There are plenty of young men to fight for China.Fa Zhou: It is an honor to protect my country and my family.Mulan: So you'll die for honor!Fa Zhou: I will DIE doing what's right.Mulan: But if youFa Zhou: I know my place, it is time you learned yours.Grandma Fa: Mulan is gone.Fa Zhou: What? It can't be. Mulan! No.Fa Li: You must go after her. Shecould be killed!Fa Zhou: If I reveal her, she will be. [Fa Zhou embraces Fa Li] Grandma Fa: Ancestors, hear our prayer: Watch over Mulan.First Ancestor: Mushu, awaken!Mushu: I live! So tell me whatmortal needs my protection Great Ancestor. You just say the word and I'mthere.First Ancestor: Mushu!Mushu: Hey, let me say something. Anybody who is foolish enough to threatenour family, vengeance will be MINE. Hrrrrr.First Ancestor: Mushu! These are the familyguardians.They...Mushu [dejectedly]: Protect the family.First Ancestor: And you, oh demoted one.Mushu: I...ring the gong.First Ancestor: That's right, now, wake up the ancestors.Mushu: One family reunion coming right up. Okay people,people look alive, lets go! C'mon get up. Let's move it, rise and shine. You're way past the beauty sleep thing now trust me!Ancestor 1: I knew it, I knew it. That Mulan was a trouble maker from thestart.Ancestor 3: Don't look at me, she gets it from your side of the family. Ancestor 2: She's just trying to help her father.Ancestor 4: But, if she is discovered, Fa Zhouwill be forever shamed.Dishonor will come to the family. Traditional valueswill disintegrate. Ancestor 5: Not to mention they'll lose the farm.Ancestor 1: My children never caused such trouble. They all became acupuncturists.Ancestor 3: Well, We can't all be acupuncturists.Ancestor 6: No, your great granddaughter had to be crossdresser! Ancestor 7: Let a guardian bring her back.Ancestor 8: Yeah, awakenthe most cunning.Ancestor 4: No, the swiftest.Ancestor 9: No, send the wisest.First Ancestor: Silence! We must send the most powerful of all Mushu: Ho, ho, heh, heh. Okay,okay, I get the drift, I'll go. You all don't think I can do it. Watch this here. Ah, ha, Jump back, I'm prettyhot huh. Don't make me have to singe nobody to prove no point.First Ancestor: You had yourchance to protect the Fa family.Ancestor 6: Your misguidance led Fa Deng to disaster.Fa Deng: Yeah, thanks a lot.Mushu: And your point is?First Ancestor: The point is we will be sending a real dragon to retrieveMulan.Mushu: What? But I'm a real dragon.First Ancestor: You are not worthy of this spot. Now, awaken the Great Stone Dragon.Mushu: So you'll get back to me on the jobthing.Mushu: Just onechance is that too much to ask? I mean, it's not like it'll kill ya.Mushu: Yo rocky, wakeup! You gotta go fetch Mulan. C'mon boy, go get her, go on, Come on. Grrr, Grrrr. Hello, helloooooo. Hello. Uh oh. Uh, Stoney, Stooooneeey. Oh man, they're gonna kill me!First Ancestor: Great Stone Dragon,have you awaken?Mushu: Uhhh, Yes, I just woke up. And Iam the Great Stone Dragon, good morning. I will go forth andfetch Mulan. Did, did I mention that I was the Great Stone Dragon?First Ancestor: Go, The fate of the Fa Family rests in your claws. Mushu: Don't even worry about it, I will not lose face.Mushu [muffled]: Ow, my elbow. Aw, aw, I know I twisted something. That's just great. Now what? I'm doomed! Andall 'cause miss man decides to take her little drag show on the road.CriKee: Chirp, Chirp.Mushu: Go get her? What's the matter with you? After this great stone Humpty Dumpty mess, I'd have to bring her home with a medal to get back in thetemple. Wait a minute, that's it! I make Mulan a war hero, then they'll be begging me to come back to work. That's the master plan. Oh, you've gone anddone it now.CriKee: Chirp. Chirp Chirp Chirp.Mushu: Hey, what makes you think you're coming?CriKee: Chirp, Chirp.Mushu: You're lucky? Ho, ho, heh. Do I look like a sucker to you? CriKee: Chirp. Chirp.Mushu: Whach' you mean loser? How 'bout I pop one of your antenna's off andthrow it across the yard. Then who's a loser, me or you?Hun LongHair Guy: Imperial scouts.Scout #1: ShanYu.ShanYu: Nice work, gentlemen. You found theHun army.Scout #2: The Emperor will stop you.ShanYu: Stop me? He invited me. By building his wall, he challengedmy strength.Well I'm here to play his game . Go! Tell your emperor to send his strongest armies. I'mready.ShanYu: How many men does it take to deliver amessage.Archer Guy: One.Mulan: Okay, okay, how 'bout this? Ahem, excuse me,where do I sign in? Hah, I see you have a sword. I have one too. They'revery manly and tough. I'm working on it. Who am I fooling? It's going to take a miracle toget me into the army.Mushu: Did I hear someone ask for amiracle!? Let me hear you say aye! Mulan: Ahhhhhh.Mushu: That's close enough.Mulan: Ghost.Mushu: Get ready Mulan your serpentine salvation is at hand. For I have been sent by your ancestors to guide you throughyour masquerade. C'mon, you're gonna stay you'regonna work. Heed my word, 'cause if the army finds outthat you are a girl, the penalty is death.Mulan: Who are you?Mushu: Who am I? Who am I? I am the guardian of lost souls. I am the powerful, thepleasurable, the indestructible Mushu! Oh hah, hah, pretty hot, huh? Mulan: Ah, my ancestors sent a little lizard to help me?Mushu: Hey, dragon, dragon, not lizard. I don't do that tongue thing. Mulan: You're uh...Mushu: Intimidating? Awe inspiring?Mulan: Tiny.Mushu: Of course. I'm travel size for yourconvenience. If I was my real size, your cow here would die of fright. Down Bessy. My powers are beyond your mortal imagination. For instance, my eyes can seestraight through your armor. Ow. All right, that's it! Dishonor!Dishonor on your whole family. Make a note of thisDishonor on you. Dishonor on your cow. DisMulan: Stop! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just nervous. I've never done thisbefore.Mushu: Then you're gonna have to trust me. And don't you slap me no more, weclear on that? . All right. Okey dokey, let's getthis show on the road. CriKee, get the bags Let's move it heifer.Mushu: Okay thisis it, time to show 'em your man walk. Shoulders back, chest high, feetapart, head up ...and strut 2, 3, break itdown, 2, 3 and work it, Beautifulisn't it?Mulan: They're disgusting.Mushu: No, they're men. And you're going to have to act just like them, sopay attention.Tattoo Soldier: Look, thistattoo will protect me from harm.Ling [laughing]: I hope you can get your money back.Mulan: I don't think I can do this.Mushu: It's all attitude. Be tough like this guy here.Yao: What are you looking at?Mushu: Punch him, it's how men say 'hello.'ChienPo: Oh Yao, you made a friend.Mushu: Good, Now slap him on the behind, they like that.Yao: Wu hoo hooooo. I'm going to hit you sohard it'll make your ancestors dizzy.ChienPo: Yao, relax and chant with me.Yaaaaaaa Moouuuu Ahhhhhh Doooou Fuuuu Daaaaa.Yao: Ya Mi Ah To Fu Da.ChienPo: Feel better?Yao: Yeah. Aaaaa, you ain't worth my time chicken boy.Mushu: Chicken boy!? Say that to my face ya limp noodle!Yao: Oh, sorry Ling. Hey!Ling: You're dead. Oh, there he goes.Mulan: Hey guys.General Li: The Huns have struck here, here and here. I will take the main troops up tothe TungShaoPass and stop ShanYu before he destroys this village.Chi Fu: Excellent strategy, Sir. I do love surprises, Ha ha, ha, ha. General Li: You will stay here and train the new recruits. When Chi Fu believes you're ready, you will join us...Captain.Shang: Captain?Chi Fu: Oh, this is an enormous responsibility, General. Uh, perhaps a soldier with more experienceGeneral Li: Number one in his class, extensive knowledge of training techniques, an impressivemilitary lineage. I believe Li Shang will do an excellent job.Shang: Oh, I will. I wont let you down. This is, I mean, I... yes sir. General Li: Very good then. We'll toast China's victory at the ImperialCity. I'llexpect a full report in three weeks.Chi Fu: And I wont leave anything out.Shang: Captain Li Shang, Hmmm, leader of China's finest troops. No, the greatest troops of all time. Heh, heh, heh, heh.Chi Fu: Most impressive.General Li: Good luck Captain.Shang: Good luck, Father.Chi Fu: Day one.Shang: Soldiers!All Recruits: He started it!Shang: I don't need anyone causing trouble in my camp!Mulan: Sorry, Uhh, I mean, sorry you had to see that. You know how it iswhen you get those, uh manly urges and you just have to kill something, fix things, uh, cookoutdoors.Shang: What's your name?Mulan: Ahh, I, uhhh, I, uhChi Fu: Your commanding officer just asked you a question.Mulan: Uhh, I've got a name. Huh. And it's a boys name too. Mushu: Ling, How 'bout Ling?Mulan: His name's Ling.Shang: I didn't ask for his name. I asked for yours.Mushu: Try, uh, ahh, Chu!Mulan: Ah Chu.Shang: Ah Chu?Mushu: Gesundheit. He He, I kill myself.Mulan Mushu.Shang: Mushu?Mulan: No.Shang: Then what is it!Mushu: Ping! Ping was my best friend growing up!Mulan: It's Ping.Shang: Ping.Mushu: Of course Ping DID steal my girMulan: Yes, my name is Ping.Shang: Let me see your conscription notice. Fa Zhou, *the* Fa Zhou? Chi Fu: I didn't know Fa Zhou had a son.Mulan: Um, he...doesn't talk about me much.Chi Fu: I can see why, the boy's an absolute lunatic.Shang: Okay gentlemen, thanks to your new friend Ping, you'll spend tonight picking up every single grain of rice. Andtomorrow, the real work begins.Mushu: You know, we have to work on your people skills.Mushu: All right, rise and shine sleeping beauty. C'mon hup, hup,hup. Get your clothes on.Get ready. Got breakfast for ya. Look, you get porridge, and it's happy to seeyou. Hey,get outta there, you gonna make people sick!Mulan: Am I late?Mushu: No time to talk. Now remember, it's your first day of training so listen to your teacher and no fighting. Playnice with the other kids, unless of course one of the other kids wanna fight, then you have to kick the other kid's butt.Mulan: But I don't wanna kick the other kid's butt.Mushu: Don't talk with your mouth full. Now let's see your war face.I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover. C'mon scare me, girl! Mulan: Rrrrrrr!Mushu: Oh, that's my tough looking warrior. That's what I'm talking about. Now get outthere and make me proud.Mushu: What do you mean the troops just left?Mulan: They what!?Mushu: Wait, you forgot your sword. My little baby off to destroy people.Chi Fu: Order people, order!Recruit #2: I'd like a pan fried noodle.ChienPo: Oh, oh, sweet and pungent shrimp.Recruit #3: Moo goo gai panChi Fu: That's not funny.Ling: Looks like our new friend slept in this morning. Hellooo Ping,Are you hungry?Yao: Yeah, 'cause I owe you a knuckle sandwich.All Soldiers: Yeah.Shang: Soldiers! You will assemble swiftly and silently every morning. Anyone whoacts otherwise will answer to me.Yao: Ooooo, tough guy.Shang: Yao. Thank you for volunteering. Retrieve the arrow.Yao: I'll get that arrow pretty boy. And I'll do it with my shirt on. Shang: One moment, you seem to be missing something. This represents discipline and this represents strength. You need both to reach the arrow. Shang: We've got a long way to go.Shang:Let's get down to businessto defeat the Huns.Recruits: HuaShang:Did they send me daughterswhen I asked for sons?You're the saddest bunchI ever metBut you can betbefore we're throughMister, I'll make a manout of youTranquil as a forestBut on fire withinOnce you find your centerYou are sure to winYou're a spineless, pale,pathetic lotAnd you haven't got a clueSomehow I'll make a manout of you!ChienPo:I'm never gonna catchmy breathYao:Say goodbye to thosewho knew meLing:Boy I was a fool in schoolfor cutting gymMushu:This guy's got 'emscared to deathMulan:Hope he doesn't seeright through meChienPo:Now I really wish that Iknew how to swim!Shang and Chorus:(Be a man)We must be swift asthe coursing river(Be a man)With all the forceof a great typhoon(Be a man)With all the strengthof a raging fireMysterious as thedark side of the moonShang:Time is racing toward ustill the Huns arriveHeed my every orderand you might surviveYou're unsuited forthe rage of warSo pack up, go home,you're throughHow could I make a manout of you?Shang and Chorus:(Be a man)We must be swift asthe coursing river(Be a man)With all the forceof a great typhoon[As the sun begins to rise the recruits come out of their tents to cheer on Mulan](Be a man)With all the strengthof a raging fire[As Shang comes out of his tent, the arrow he shot up onto the pole comes down to his feet. He looks up and sees Mulan sitting on top of the pole]Mysterious as thedark side of the moon(Be a man)We must be swift asthe coursing river(Be a man)With all the forceof a great typhoon(Be a man)With all the strengthof a raging fireMysterious as thedark side of the moon[End Song][Interlude]ShanYu: What do you see?Hun Strong Man: Black pine, from the high mountains.Bald Hun Man #1: White horse hair. Imperial stallions.Long Hair Hun Man: Sulfur, from cannons.ShanYu: This doll came from a village in the TungShaoPass, where the Imperial Army's waiting for us.Hun Archer: We can avoid them easily.ShanYu: No, the quickest way to the Emperor is through that pass. Besides, the little girl will be missing her doll. Weshould return it to her. [End Interlude]Mushu: Hey, oh, ah, no, this is not a good idea. What if somebody sees you?Mulan: Just because I look like a man doesn't mean I have to smell like one.Mushu: So a couple of guys don't rinse out their socks, picky, picky, picky. Well myself Ikinda like that corn chip's smell.Mulan: Ahhhhhhh.Mushu: Okay, all right, all right, that's enough. Now, c'mon, get out before you get all pruny and stuff.Mulan: Mushu, if you're so worried, go stand watch.Mushu: Yeah, yeah, stand watch Mushu while I blow our secret with my stupidgirly habits. Humph, hygiene.CriKee: Chirp, Chirp.Yao: Me first! Me first! Me First!Mushu: Ah. We're doomed! There a couple of things I know they're bound to notice!Yao [calling]: Hey, Ping.Mulan: Oh hi guys, I didn't know you were *here*. I was just washing, so now I'm clean and I'm gonna go. Bye, bye.Ling: Come back here. I know we were jerks to you before so lets start over. Hi, I'm Ling!Mulan: Heh, heh.ChienPo: And I'm ChienPo.Mulan: Hello ChienPo.Yao: And I am Yao, king of the rock. And there's nothin' you girls can do about it.Ling: Oh, yeah? Well, I think Pingand I could take you.Mulan: I really don't want to take him anywhere.Ling: Ping, we have to fight!Mulan: No we don't. We could just close our eyes and swim around. Ling: C'mon don't be such a gOuch! Something bit me.Mushu: What a nasty flavor.Ling: Snake!ChienPo: Snake, snake.Ling: Some king of the rock!Mulan: Boy, that was close.Mushu: No, that was vile! You owe me big!Mulan: I never want to see a naked man again.Mushu: Hey, don't look at me. I ain't biting any more butts.Chi Fu: You think your troops are ready to fight? Hah! They would not last a minute against the Huns.Shang: They completed their training.Chi Fu: Those *boys* are no more fit to be soldiers than you are to be Captain. Once the general reads my report, your troops will neversee battle.Mushu: Oh no you don't. I've worked to hard to get Mulan into this war. This guy's messing with myplan.Shang: We're not finished.Chi Fu: Be careful, Captain. The General may be your father, but I am the Emperor's council. And, oh, by theway, huh, I got that job on my own. You're dismissed.Mulan: Hey, I'll hold him and you punch, heh, heh... or not.For what it's worth, I think you're a great captain.Mushu: I saw that!Mulan: What?Mushu: You like him don't you?Mulan: No, IMushu: Yeah right, Yeah sure. Look, go to your tent. I think it's time we took this war into our own hands.Mushu: Okay, okay, let me see what you've got. From General Li, dear son, we're waiting for the huns at the pass and it would mean a lotif you'd come and back us up. That's great except you forgot, "and since we're all out of potpourri, maybe you wouldn'tmind bringing up some." Hellooooo, this is the army! Make it sound more urgent, please! You know what I'm talkin' about? That's better, much better. Okay, Let's go.Mushu: Khanie baby, hey, we need a ride.Chi Fu: Insubordinate ruffians. You men owe me a new pair of slippers. And I do not squeal like agirl. Aaaaaahhhhhh!Mushu: Urgent news from the general! What's the matter, you've neverseen a 'black and white' before?Chi Fu: Who are you?Mushu: Excuse me! I think the question is: who are you? We're in a war man! There's no time for stupid questions. I should have yourhat for that, snatch it right off of your head. But I'm feeling gracious today, so carry onbefore I report you.Chi Fu: Captain. Urgent news from the General. We're neededat the front.Mushu: Pack your bags CriKee, we're movin' out.Army Chorus:For a long time we've beenmarching off to battleYao:In a thundering herdwe feel a lot like cattleCow: MooArmy Chorus:Like the pounding beatour aching feet aren'teasy to ignoreLing:Hey, think of instead,A girl worth fighting for Mula: Huh?Ling:That's what I said, a girl worth fighting forI want her paler than the moon with eyes thatshine like starsYao:My girl will marvel atmy strength, adore my battle scarsChienPo:I couldn't care less what she'll wear or what she looks likeIt all depends on whatshe cooks like:Beef, pork, chicken...All Three:Mmm...Yao:Bet the local girls thought you were quite the charmer Ling:And I'll bet the ladies lovea man in armorArmy Chorus:You can guess what we have missed the mostsince we went offto warWhat do we want?A girl worth fighting for! Yao:My girl will think I haveno faultsChienPo:That I'm a major findMulan:[spoken] Uh, [singing] How about a girl who'sgot a brain, Who always speaks her mind?Ling, Yao and ChienPo: Nah!Ling:My manly ways and turns ofphrase are sure to thrill herYao:He thinks he's such aladykiller!Chi Fu:I've a girl back home who'sunlike any other.Yao:Yeah, the only girl who'dlove him is his mother!Army Men:But when we come homein victory they'll line upat the door!Ling:What do we want?Army Chorus:A girl worth fighting for!Ling:Wish that I hadArmy Chorus:A girl worth fighting for!(whistle) A girl worth fighting[End Song]Shang: Search for survivors.Shang: I don't understand. My father should have been here.Chi Fu: Captain!Chienpo: ...the General.Mulan: I'm sorry.Shang: The Huns are moving quickly. We'll make better time to the ImperialCity through the Tung Shao Pass. We're the only hope for theEmperor now. Move out!Shang: What happened?!。