Friends老友记六人行中英文对照剧本第二季第二十二集

六人行（老友记）经典100句中英翻译1、I won’t let her go without a fight！我不会轻易放过她的2、It could happen to anyone./ It happens to anybody。

/ That happens.谁都可能会遇到这种情况3、I’m a laundry virgin。

（注意virgin的用法，体会老美说话之鲜活）4、I hear you。

我知道你要说什么。

/ 我懂你的意思了5、Nothing to see here!这里没什么好看的/看什么看!6、Hello？Were we at the same table?有没有搞错?（注意hello的用法，用疑问语气表示“有没有搞错？”)7、You are so sweet/ that’s so sweet。

你真好。

8、I think it works for me. （work为口语中极其重要的小词）9、Rachel，you are out of my league（等级，范畴）。

你跟我不是同一类人10、You are so cute. 你真好/真可爱11、Given your situation, the options with the greatest chances forsuccess would be surrogacy. （given表示考虑到的意思；非常简洁好用）12、Let's get the exam rolling。

现在开始考试了( get……rolling的用法)13、Why don't we give this a try?我们为何不试一下呢14、Bravo on the hot nanny!为那个性感的保姆喝彩！/赞一下那个性感的保姆!(重点是brave on sth/sb这个句型，表示为……喝彩/赞叹的意思）15、My way or the highway。

52en.me提醒：版权归原字幕组所有，仅供学习交流使用，严禁用于商业用途1>Bye-bye.2>I just got reservations at Michelle's...3>and tickets to The Music Man to celebrate...4>our first holiday as a betrothed couple.5>-"Betrothed." -Betrothed couple.6>-Hi. -Hi.7>Phoebe?8>Skull?9>Yeah, it's my mom's.10>Oh, my God!11>No, no, no. It's not my mom.12>It belonged to my mom.13>She used to put it out every Christmas...14>to remind us that even though it's Christmas, people still die.15>And you can put candy in it.16>Licorice?17>Sure.18>-I get Ben for the holidays this year. -That's great!19>-Are you gonna dress up as Santa? -Nope.20>I know Susan does every year.21>I want to take this year to teach him about Hanukkah.22>And maybe I could teach Ben...23>about the Christmas skull and how people die.24>You may need to use this year to teach Ben about Phoebe.25>.26>-Did you know he was in there? -No.27>-How long have we been home? -About half an hour.28>Lovely.29>The One With The Holiday Armadillo30>You know what I was thinking? When we get married, will you...31>change your name to "Bing"?32>No.33>Why not?34>Bing's weird.35>Oh, hey, you guys.36>My landlord just called. My apartment's gonna be ready soon.37>I guess I'll be moving out.38>Phoebe, I'm gonna miss you.39>Yes, you will be very sad.40>-I gotta go tell Rachel the good news. -You'll be living together again?41>-Why not? -She's having so much fun with Joey... 52en.me提醒：版权归原字幕组所有，仅供学习交流使用，严禁用于商业用途1>再见2>我在米雪餐厅订好位子了…3>还有《音乐人》的票来庆祝…4>我们成为订婚夫妻后第一个正式的节日5>-“订婚” -订婚夫妻6>-嘿！ -嗨！7>菲比？8>骷髅头？9>是啊，是我妈的10>我的天！11>不，不，不，不是我妈12>是属于我妈的13>她以前每次耶诞节都会拿出来…14>要我们记得即使是耶诞节人还是会死的15>可以放糖果在里面16>吃糖？17>好啊18>-今年班和我一起过节 -太好了！19>-你要扮成耶诞老公公吗？ -不20>我知道苏珊每年都这么做…21>可是今年我想教他了解光明节22>也许我能教班…23>有关耶诞骷髅头和人怎么死亡24>你可以在今年教班认识菲比25>嘿26>-你知道他在里面吗？ -不知道27>-我们回来多久了？ -大概半小时28>好极了29>本集播出：佳节犰狳30>你知道我在想什么？我们结婚后，你要不要…31>改挂夫姓“宾”？32>不要33>为什么不？34>“宾”很奇怪35>你们好36>猜猜怎么着，我房东刚通知我我的房子快好了37>我很快就会搬出去了38>菲比，我会想念你的39>是啊，你会很伤心40>-我要告诉瑞秋这个好消息 -你们要再一起住？41>-是啊，为什么不？ -她和乔伊住得很开心…42>I assumed she'd still be living with him.43>Why do you think she's having so much fun?44>No reason, except she...45>told me.46>She said she didn't want to live with me?47>No. No, she didn't say that.48>I think you should talk to Monica now.49>Phoebe, I'm sure she wants to live with you.50>You're absolutely sure?51>No, but I'll bet she probably does.52>Oh, probably?53>I don't like that word.54>I know what "probably" really means. Yeah, yeah.55>"Oh, your mom probably won't kill herself."56>I'm sorry, but I'm not hanging my hopes...57>of Rachel and I living together on "probably."58>You gotta take care of yourself in this world.59>History teaches us nothing.60>Bing doesn't seem so weird now, does it?61>You're home.62>Guess what Phoebe got me for Christmas?63>-Drums? -No, drums!64>Could we get two burritos to go, please?65>I'm sorry. But not that sorry, you don't have to live with it.66>We have a reservation under Bing.67>Okay, we'll have a table for you in about 45 minutes.68>45 minutes? We have tickets to The Music Man at 8.69>I'm sorry. Christmas is a very busy time, sir.70>Is this because of the burrito thing?71>-You need to give him money. -Give him money? It was a joke!72>To get a table. Places like this are always shaking you down.73>-Everybody wants a payoff. -All right, calm down, O'Malley.74>-I'll slip him some money. -But you've got to be smooth.75>Hey, I can be smooth.76>We're in a hurry. If you could get us a table...77>a bit quicker, I'd appreciate it.78>-Of course, sir. -Okay.79>-How'd it go? -Had the money in the wrong hand.80>You don't feel...81>-Like you're gonna throw up? -No.82>Well, I do. So let's...83>So, Ben, you...84>You know what holiday is coming up?85>Christmas. 42>我以为她还会继续和他住在一起43>为什么你认为她和乔伊住得很开心？44>没为什么，只是...45>她这么说46>真的？她说她不要和我住？47>没有，她没这么说48>我想你该和摩妮卡说话了49>菲比，别担心我确定她想和你住的50>你确定？你很肯定？51>不，我打赌她大概会52>大概？53>我不喜欢这个字54>我知道“大概”真正的意思是啊，是啊55>“你妈大概不会自杀”56>对不起，我不要把我和瑞秋…57>住在一起的希望寄托在“大概”上面58>人在这世上要自己照顾自己59>历史教训完全没用60>“宾”现在不是那么奇怪了吧？61>太好了，你在家62>猜猜菲比送我什么耶诞礼物63>-鼓？ -不，鼓！64>请给我们两个墨西哥卷外带65>抱歉，不过没那么抱歉因为你不用和他在一起生活66>我们用钱德宾的名字订了位子67>好的，大约再45分钟68>45分钟？《音乐人》的票是8点的69>抱歉，耶诞节是最忙的时候70>这是因为墨西哥卷的玩笑吗？71>-要给他钱 -给他钱？那只是个玩笑！72>不，为了我们的位子这种地方都是死要钱的73>-每个人都要小费 -好，镇静下来74>-我会塞钱给他 -可是要不着痕迹75>嘿，我可以不着痕迹76>我们有点赶时间如果可以让我们早一点…77>排到位子，我会很感激78>-当然，先生 -好79>-怎么样？ -钱在另一只手里80>你会不会…81>-想吐？ -不会82>我会，我们…83>班，你…84>你知道快过节了，对不对？86>Yeah, and you know what other holiday is coming up?87>Christmas Eve.88>Yes, but also...89>Hanukkah!90>See, you're part Jewish and Hanukkah is a Jewish holiday.91>Santa has reindeers that can fly.92>Right, but on Hanukkah..93>Hanukkah is a celebration of a miracle.94>Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees.95>Okay, that's right. Yes...96>but on Hanukkah, we sing:97>Okay, it's not a contest.98>When is Santa coming?99>How about this year, instead of Santa...100>we have fun celebrating Hanukkah?101>No Santa?102>Was I bad?103>No, no, no, you weren't bad. You've been very good, Ben. 104>-Santa's mad at me. -No, hey, hey, come on.105>Ben, Santa is not mad at you, okay?106>You're his favorite little guy.107>So Santa's coming?108>Yes!109>Santa's coming.110>It's easy. Just keep it casual.111>Shake his hand and give him the money.112>-How do you know so much about this? -I don't know.113>Richard used to do it, didn't he?114>We'd be eating our soup right now.115>Mustached bastard.116>Those people just left. Come on. Quick, give him the money. 117>Excuse me.118>.119>So you like the drums.120>That's great.121>I was worried that they would create maybe...122>an unbearable living situation.123>But, okay, well, apparently not. So, yay!124>Hey, we already learned a song.125>Ready? One, two, three, four.126>Tequila!更多字幕www.52en.me qq3550672899127>That's fun.128>Here you go. 85>耶诞节86>对，你知道另一个节日也要到了？87>耶诞夜88>对，但…89>光明节也是！90>你是一半犹太人光明节是犹太人的节日91>耶诞老公公有会飞的縻鹿92>对，但在光明节…93>光明节是庆祝一个奇迹94>很多年前，有一群人叫做犸加伯人95>好，对，是的…96>但在光明节，我们唱的是：97>好，这不是比赛98>耶诞老公公什么时候来？99>这样好不好，今年我们不要耶诞老公公…100>我们来庆祝光明节？101>没有耶诞老公公？102>我不乖吗？103>不，不，你没有不乖你今年很乖，班104>-耶诞老公公生我的气 -不是，嘿，嘿105>班，耶诞老公公没有生你的气，好吗？106>你是他最喜欢的小孩107>耶诞老公公会来啰？108>对！109>耶诞老公公会来110>很简单，保持轻松111>说句好话，和他握手，塞钱给他112>-你怎么这么了解？ -我不知道113>理查以前常这么做，是不是？114>我们现在可能已经在喝汤了115>可恶的小胡子116>这些人刚走，快，给他钱117>对不起118>我们赶时间，可不可以…？119>你喜欢鼓120>真好121>我本来还担心它们会造成…122>无法忍耐的居住状况123>好吧，看来没有，好！124>菲比，我们学会了一首歌125>准备好了？1，2，3，4更多字幕www.52en.me qq3550672899126>塔奇拉！127>真好玩129>Thank you, Gunther. Put her there.130>Definitely not easier with coins.131>-Thank you. -Thank you.132>Hey, Phoebe.133>Here. Now I only owe you $49.50.134>Hey, Phoebe...135>if you want to get Joey a gift that disrupts the entire building... 136>why not something more subtle...137>Like a wrecking ball...138>or a vial of small pox to release in the hallway?139>It's not just the drum noise. Every five minutes...140>Joey throws his sticks in the air...141>and I have to hear: "Oh, my eye! Oh, God, my eye!"142>-I mean, it's so annoying. -Yes, thank you.143>You see, this is how normal people are supposed to react to drums.144>You got Joey drums to annoy Rachel...145>so she wouldn't want to live there anymore?146>Maybe on some level.147>You could just not throw the sticks up in the air.148>What is rock 'n' roll about that?149>Hey, Joey, I got you another present.150>Hold it! Before you tell me what it is...151>Okay, what is it?152>It's a...153>tarantula!154>God, Rachel, I'm sorry. What was I thinking...155>giving Joey this big, gross, scary spider...156>in such a poorly constructed cage?157>What are you talking about? I love them.158>I had a tarantula when I was a kid. But it died because my cat ate it.159>And then my cat died.160>But, Joey, isn't this cool?161>Is it on me? I feel like it's on me. I got..162>Oh, isn't that adorable?163>Joey is afraid of the tarantula.164>He's so adorable.165>He's so much fun.166>I'm glad you're having so much fun here.167>Wait a minute.168>What's the matter?169>Our apartment is ready.170>And that makes you angry because...? 128>来了129>谢谢，阿甘，放在这里130>用铜板没有更容易些131>-谢谢 -谢谢132>-菲比 -嘿133>给你，现在我欠你49块半134>菲比…135>如果你要送乔伊毁掉整栋楼的耶诞礼物…136>何不送更微妙一点的…137>像是铁锤…138>或是天花病毒散播在走廊上？139>不只是鼓的声音，每5分钟…140>乔伊把鼓棒丢到空中…141>然后我就会听到：“我的眼睛！我的眼睛！”142>-烦死人了 -谢谢你143>你看，这是正常人对鼓的反应144>菲比，你送乔伊鼓是为了烦瑞秋…145>让她不想继续住在那里？146>可能有一点147>乔伊，你知道你不用丢鼓棒的148>那怎么能算是摇滚乐呢？149>乔伊，送你另一个礼物150>等一下！先不要告诉我是什么…151>是什么？152>是一只…153>毒蜘蛛！154>瑞秋，抱歉，我在想什么…155>送乔伊这么一个恶心的，可怕的蜘蛛…156>还用这么一个松散的笼子？157>你在说什么？我喜欢它158>我小时候就有一只后来我的猫咪吃掉了它159>然后猫咪死了160>乔伊，这不是很酷吗？161>在我身上吗？我觉得它在我身上，我…162>不是很可爱吗？163>乔伊怕蜘蛛164>他好可爱呦165>老天，他很好玩166>乔伊是最棒的很高兴你在这里住得很开心167>等一下168>怎么回事？169>我们的房子好了170>你不高兴因为…？171>因为你比较想和乔伊住在这里171>Because you'd rather live here with Joey.172>-Where did you get that? -Monica and Chandler...173>said you were having so much fun here...174>and apparently no amount of drums or tarantula is gonna change that.175>Did you get all this stuff for Joey...176>to try to drive me out of the apartment?177>You might as well have gotten him a fish.178>You know how fish freak me out.179>Fish.180>But it wouldn't have mattered. We're gonna live together. 181>We're roommates. That's the deal.182>Yes, but I wanted you to want to live with me.183>But if you're having so much fun over here..184>It's so much more fun with you.185>-We did have fun, didn't we? -We did.186>They say, if we want, we could see it tonight.187>-I would love to. -Yay, okay!188>-Good, good, good. -Great. All right. Good.189>And Monica asked me to make the drumming stop.190>Done.191>.192>Hello, sir. You here to return those pants?193>No, these are my pants.194>Okay.195>-How can I help you? -Do you have a Santa outfit left?196>Two days before Christmas? Sorry, man.197>Okay, look. Do you have anything Christmas-y?198>I promised my son, and I really don't want to disappoint him. 199>Come on, you gotta have something.200>I'm the Holiday Armadillo!201>I'm a friend of Santa's...202>and he sent me here to wish you...203>a merry Christmas!204>What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo?205>Santa was unavailable...206>so close to Christmas.207>Come in, have a seat.208>You must be exhausted, coming all the way from Texas. 209>-Texas? -That's right, Ben.210>I'm Santa's representative...211>for all the Southern states.212>And Mexico!213>But Santa sent me here... 172>-你为什么这么想？ -摩妮卡和钱德…173>说你和乔伊住得很开心…174>而且不管是鼓还是毒蜘蛛都不会改变这点175>菲比，你送乔伊这些东西…176>是要让我不想住在这里？177>你还不如送他一条鱼178>你知道我有多怕鱼179>鱼180>这些都不重要，我们会一起住的181>我们是室友，讲好的182>对，可是我希望你想和我一起住183>可是如果你在这里住得这么开心…184>和你在一起更开心185>-我们住一起时很开心，是不？ -对啊，好玩得不得了186>他们说如果要的话，今晚可以去看187>-好啊 -好，好！188>-好，好 -好189>摩妮卡要我停止鼓声190>好了191>（万圣节探险，面具大师）192>你好，要退还那件裤子吗？193>不，这是我的裤子194>是195>-需要什么？ -还有没有耶诞老公公衣服？196>耶诞节前两天？抱歉197>好吧，有没有什么比较算是耶诞节的？198>我答应了我儿子，不想让他失望199>你们一定有的200>我是佳节犰狳！201>我是耶诞老公公的朋友…202>他要我来祝你…203>耶诞快乐！204>耶诞老公公怎么了，佳节犰狳？205>耶诞老公公没有空…206>在这么接近耶诞节的时候207>请进，请坐208>你一定累坏了，大老远从德州跑来209>-德州？ -对，班210>我是耶诞老公公的…211>西南州代表212>还有墨西哥！213>耶诞老公公要我来这里…214>送礼物给你214>to give you these presents, Ben.215>Maybe the lady will help me with these presents.216>Wow, thanks!217>You're welcome, Ben.218>Merry Christmas.219>And happy Hanukkah!220>Are you for Hanukkah too? Because I'm part Jewish.221>You are? Me too.222>Because armadillos also wandered in the desert?223>You want to wander in the hall?224>Hey, Ben!225>What if the Holiday Armadillo...226>told you all about the Festival of Lights?227>Cool!228>Come on, Ben.229>Years and years ago...230>there were these people called...231>-the Maccabees! -Ho, ho, ho!232>Merry Christmas!233>Santa!234>What are you doing here, Santa?235>Well, I'm here to see my old buddy, Ben.236>What are you doing here...237>Weird Turtle Man?238>I'm the Holiday Armadillo...239>your part-Jewish friend.240>You sent me here to give Ben some presents.241>Remember?242>What?243>Did you bring me any presents, Santa?244>You bet I did, Ben.245>Put her there.246>Well, it would have worked this time if his hands weren't so damn small.247>Ho, ho, ho!248>Ben, come open more gifts.249>The armadillo and I will have a talk in the kitchen.250>There's a sentence I never thought I'd say.251>What are you doing?252>You said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume...更多字幕www.52en.me qq3550672899253>so I borrowed one from a guy at work.254>Thank you, but you gotta leave.255>-Why? -Because... 215>这位小姐可以帮我拿礼物216>谢谢！217>不客气，班218>耶诞快乐219>光明节快乐！220>你也为光明节而来吗？因为我是一半犹太人221>你是？我也是222>因为犰狳也在沙漠里晃荡？223>你想在走廊晃荡吗？224>班！225>佳节犰狳…226>跟你说光之节的故事好吗？227>酷！228>来，班229>很多年以前…230>有一群人，叫做…231>-犸加伯人！ -呵！呵！呵！232>耶诞快乐！233>-耶诞老公公！ -嘿！234>你来干什么，耶诞老公公？235>我来看我的老朋友班236>你在这儿干什么…237>怪乌龟人？238>我是佳节犰狳…239>你的半犹太人朋友240>你要我来送礼物给班241>记得吗？242>什么？243>耶诞老公公，你有带礼物给我吗？244>当然有，班245>放在这里246>如果不是他的手太小，会成功的247>呵！呵！呵！248>班，来开礼物249>耶诞老公公，佳节犰狳和我要在厨房谈一谈250>我绝对想不到会说出这句话251>你在干什么？更多字幕www.52en.me qq3550672899252>你告诉每个人说你找不到耶诞老公公衣服…253>所以我向同事借了一件254>谢谢，你必须离开255>-为什么？ -因为…256>我终于让他对光明节有兴趣…257>而你正在破坏256>I'm finally getting him excited about Hanukkah...257>and you're wrecking it.258>But I didn't get to shake my belly like a bowlful of jelly.259>I'm sorry, Chandler, but this is really important to me.260>Fine, I'll give the suit back.261>Hey, you think you can keep it another night?262>Santa, really?263>Yeah, is that okay?264>Did your dad ever dress up like Santa?265>-No. -Then it's okay!266>Okay, Ben. Santa has to go.267>Say goodbye.268>No, why does he have to go?269>Because if Santa and the Holiday...270>Armadillo...271>are ever in the same room for too long...272>the universe will implode!273>Merry Christmas!274>No, why can't the armadillo leave? I want Santa.275>Fine, I give up. Santa..276>Santa can stay!277>Well, I'll stay...278>but only because I want to hear about Hanukkah.279>Ben, will you sit here with Santa...280>and learn about Hanukkah?281>Okay, Santa.282>-Thank you. -You're welcome.283>All right, it's time...284>for the story of Hanukkah.285>Years and years ago...286>there were these people called the Maccabees!287>Merry Christmas!288>Oh, wow, look at this place!289>Oh, this is terrible.290>They've made so many changes...291>I can't even feel my grandmother's presence anymore.292>Oh, new sconces!293>-Oh, my God! -What?294>Remember how you told me your grandmother put up that wall... 295>-to make that into two bedrooms? -Yeah.296>And that the landlord might find out...297>-and then tear it down? -Yeah?298>Do you really not know where I'm going?299>It left. It's one huge room. 258>可是我还没摇我的胜子呢259>抱歉，钱德，这对我很重要260>好，我去还这件衣服261>你可以再多借一晚吗？262>耶诞老公公？真的？263>是啊，可以吗？264>你爸有扮过耶诞老公公吗？265>-没有 -那就可以！266>班，耶诞老公公要走了267>说再见268>不要，他为什么要走？269>因为耶诞老公公和佳节…270>犰狳…271>如果在同一个房子里太久…272>宇宙会爆炸！273>耶诞快乐！274>不要，为什么不是犰狳走呢？我要耶诞老公公275>好，我放弃，耶诞老公公…276>耶诞老公公可以留下来！277>我留下来…278>因为我想听光明节的故事279>班，你要不要和耶诞老公公…280>一起坐下来听光明节的故事？281>好的282>-谢谢 -不客气283>好，来听…284>光明节的故事285>很多年以前…286>有一群人叫犸加伯人！287>耶诞快乐！288>看看这地方！289>真糟糕290>他们改了很多…291>我感受不到我祖母的存在292>新的烛台！293>-我的天！ -怎么？294>记得你告诉我你祖母要做一道墙…295>-来隔成两间房？ -对296>房东可能会发现…297>-把它拆了？ -对？298>你真的不知道我说这些的原因？299>墙没有了，是一间大房间300>哦，不！300>Oh, no!301>Wow!302>See?303>I guess we'll have to put the wall back up.304>-You can't, with the new skylight. -There's a skylight? 305>Wow!306>So should we start looking for a new place?307>You know, I'm sensing...308>that my grandmother would not be comfortable with that. 309>Oh, yeah?310>Starting to feel her again there, are we?311>-A little bit. Yeah. -Yeah.312>Is your grandmother maybe saying that you should live here alone?313>You heard it too? You have the gift.314>Phoebe, it's okay.315>I like living with Joey.316>-Are you sure? -Please. I hate packing...317>it's closer to work.318>And we do have fun.319>Although, I'm really gonna miss living with you.320>-Oh, me too. -I know.321>Did you hear that?322>I'm getting something from your grandmother.323>She said since you get to keep the one-bedroom apartment... 324>you should give Rachel the purple chair.325>No, I do not hear that.326>And the miracle was that that little bit of oil...327>that should have lasted just one day, burned for....328>-Eight whole days. -That's right.329>And that's why we celebrate Hanukkah today. The end. 330>-Awesome. -Yeah.331>My favorite part...332>was when Superman flew all the Jews out of Egypt.333>The armadillo was actually not so thrilled about that part. 334>Okay, Ben, it's time to light...335>the Hanukkah candles!336>.337>Wow! Looks like the Easter Bunny's funeral in here. 338>Come on, come on. We're lighting the candles.339>I understand why Superman is here...340>but why is there a porcupine at the Easter Bunny's funeral? 341>-You get it? -I got it.342>Back in the cage? 301>哇！302>看到了？303>我们必须要把墙弄回来304>-不行，因为新的天窗 -有天窗？305>哇！306>我们该怎么办？要开始找新地方吗？307>我感到…308>我祖母可能不喜欢那样309>是吗？310>又能感觉到她了，是吗？311>-有一点，对 -是312>菲比，你祖母是不是说你应该一个人住这里？313>你也听见了？你有天份314>菲比，没关系315>我喜欢和乔伊住316>-你确定吗？ -拜托，我讨厌打包…317>那里离公司比较近318>我们在一起很开心319>虽然我真的会想念和你住在一起320>-我也是 -我知道321>等一下，你有没有听到？322>听，我听到你祖母说话323>她说既然你要一个人住这里…324>你该把那把紫色椅子给瑞秋325>没有，我没有听到326>奇迹在于那一点点的油…327>应该只够烧一天的，却烧了…328>-整整8天 -对329>这就是为什么我们今天庆祝光明节，故事完结330>-好棒 -是啊331>我最喜欢的部份…332>是超人救出全埃及的犹太人333>犰狳不是那么喜欢那部份334>班，该来点…335>光明节蜡烛！336>嘿337>哇！好像是复活节兔子的葬礼338>来，来，我们要点蜡烛339>我了解为什么超人在这里…340>但为什么有豪猪参加复活节兔子的葬礼？341>-你弄好了吗？ -弄好了342>它进笼子了没？。

206 The One With the Baby on the Bus[Scene: At Monica and Rachel's.]MONICA:Who da wenny-Benny boy? You the Wenny-wenny-Benny-Benny boy, yes. Don't cry. Don't cry. Why is he still crying?ROSS:Let me hold him for a sec. There. (Ben stops crying) Huh? There we are.MONICA: Maye it's me.ROSS:Don't be silly. Ben loves you. He's just being Mr. Crankypants. CHANDLER:You know, I once dated a Miss Crankypants. Lovely girl, kinda moody.ROSS: There we go. All better. (gives Ben back to Monica) MONICA: There's my little boy. (Ben starts crying again) CHANDLER: Can I uh see something? (Takes Ben. When he puts him close to Monica, Ben cries. When he moves Ben away, he stops crying.) JOEY: Cool.MONICA: He hates me. My nephew hates me.ROSS: Come on, don't do this.MONICA: What if my own baby hates me? Huh? What am I gonna do then? CHANDLER: Monica, will you stop? This is nuts. Do you know how long it's gonna be before you actually have to deal with this problem? I mean, you don't even have a boyfriend yet. Joey, she does not look fat.(Chandler has a basketball which he is moving closer to, then away from, Monica)JOEY: Goo, goo, goo, waaah!MONICA: That is so funny. Let me see that. (throws the ball out the window)JOEY: Are you ok, Ross?ROSS: I don't know. What's in this pie?MONICA: Uh, I don't know, butter, eggs, flour, lime, kiwi-- ROSS: Kiwi? Kiwi? I thought it was a key lime pie.MONICA:No I didn't, I said kiwi lime. That's what makes it so special. ROSS: And that's what's gonna kill me. I'm allergic to kiwi. MONICA:No you're not. You're, you're allergic to lobster and peanuts and--oh my god.ROSS: Ugh.MONICA: Oh my god.ROSS: Ugh. It's definitely getting worse.MONICA: Is your tongue swelling up?ROSS: Either that or my mouth is getting smaller.MONICA: All right, get your coat, we're going to the hospital. JOEY: Is he gonna be ok?MONICA: Yeah, he's just gotta get a shot.ROSS:You know, you know, actually it's getting better. It is. It is. Let's not go. Anyone for Thcrabble? 206 宝宝落在巴士上了我的小不点儿你是个小小的小不点儿不要哭啊不要哭嘛他为什么还在哭?我来抱他一下来，爸爸抱不哭了或许是因为我别傻了，班爱你他只是爱发牢骚而已我跟一个牢骚小姐约过会呀好女孩，有点情绪化就是了好了，好多了这才是小乖乖我可以试一件事吗?酷哎他恨我，我的侄子恨我好啦，不要这样嘛要是我自己孩子恨我怎么办啊?摩妮卡，你住口好不好?你疯了是不是啊? 你知道你还要多久才会遇到这个问题呢? 我是说你现在连男朋友都没有乔伊，她看起来不胖拿去真好笑，那个借我一下你还好吧，罗斯?不知道馅饼里有什么呀?不知道，奶油，鸡蛋，面粉莱姆，奇异果跟…奇异果?奇异果?你说这个是奇莱馅饼不是，我是说奇异果莱姆所以才会那么特别所以我才会死我对奇异果过敏你才不会呢你会过敏的是龙虾，花生跟…越来越严重了你的舌头肿了吗?要不然就是我的嘴小了穿外套，我们现在就到医院去他不会怎么样吧?不会，只是得打一针事实上我觉得好多了没错，别去了谁要玩拼字游戏啊?去穿外套MONICA: Jacket now.ROSS: What about Ben? We can't bring a baby to a hospital. CHANDLER: We'll watch him.ROSS: I don't think tho.JOEY:What? I have seven Catholic sisters. I've taken care of hundreds of kids. Come on, we wanna do it, don't we?CHANDLER: I was looking forward to playing basketball, but I guess that's out the window.ROSS: Ok, well, if you do take him out for his walk, you might wanna bring his hat, and there's extra milk in the fridge, and there's extra diapers in the bag.JOEY: Hat, milk, got it.ROSS: ??? (speech garbled) Thro up a thro thro--a thro thro! JOEY: Consider it done.CHANDLER: You understood that?JOEY: Yeah, my uncle Sal has a really big tongue.CHANDLER: Is he the one with the beautiful wife?(Central Perk)PHOEBE:Hey Rach, wanna hear the new song I'm thinkin' of singing this afternoon? I wrote it this morning in the shower.RACHEL: Ok.PHOEBE: (singing) I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song. Stop me if you've heard it. My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet, and Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget.TERRY: Uh, Rachel, sweethea rt, could I see ya for a minute? RACHEL: What's up?TERRY: F.Y.I.. I've decided to pay a professional musician to play in here on Sunday afternoons. Her name is Stephanie... something. She's supposed to be very good.RACHEL: But what about Phoebe?TERRY: Rachel, it's not that your friend is bad, it's that she's so bad, she makes me want to put my finger through my eye into my brain and swirl it around.RACHEL: Ok, ok, so you're not a fan, but I mean, come on, you cannot do this to her.TERRY: Uh--RACHEL: Oh, no no no no. Oh no no no no. I have to do this to her? PHOEBE: (singing) Lather, rinse, repeat, and lather, rinse, repeat, and lather, rinse, repeat, as need ed.(Chandler and Joey are loaded down with baby stuff, and Ben) CHANDLER: You know, I don't think we brought enough stuff. Did you forget to pack the baby's anvil?JOEY:It's gonna be worth it. It's a known fact that women love babies, all righ? Women love guys who love babies. It's that whole sensitive thing. Quick, aim him at that pack o' babes over there. Maybe one of them will break away. No, no wait, for get them, we got one, hard left. All right, gimme the baby.CHANDLER: No, I got him. 但是班怎么办呢?我们不能带个宝宝去医院啊交给我们吧恕难从命干嘛?我有七个天主教姐妹我照顾过上百个小孩别这样我们想帮忙，对不对?拜托，我本来想去打篮球的……不过球被丢出窗外去了好，如果你要带他去散步记得要帮他戴帽子，好吗?冰箱里还有一些牛奶尿布在袋子里懂了包在我身上啊你听得懂吗?懂啊，我沙叔叔就有大舌头他是老婆很正的那个中央公园阿秋，要不要听听我今天下午要唱的新歌呢?今天早上洗澡的时候写的我一边洗澡一边在写歌听过的话请阻止我我全身泡沫，头发湿搭搭香皂倒过来是皂香瑞秋，亲爱的麻烦你过来一下好吗?什么事啊?告诉你…我决定以后周日的下午要付钱请一位职业歌手来演出她叫什么芬妮的，很出色的伔拼嗽趺窗?瑞秋，你的朋友不是差而已她实在是差到…差到让我想把手指头伸进我的眼睛里然后把脑袋搅成浆糊那好，你不是她的歌迷可是你不能这样对她嘛你叫我出面?涂皂，冲水，再一次…视需要而定我觉得我们东西没有带够你有没有记得把宝宝的止痛药带出来? 我告诉你，这绝对值得大家都知道女人最爱宝宝了女人爱喜欢宝宝的男人这是感性的问题，懂了吗?把他对准那边那些宝贝说不定待会儿有JOEY: No, seriously.CHANDLER: Oh, seriously you want him?CAROLINE: Hello.BOYS: Hello.CAROLINE: And who is this little cutie pie?CHANDLER: Well, don't, don't think me immodest, but, me?JOEY: You wanna smell him?CAROLINE: I assume we're talking about the baby now.JOEY: Oh, yeah. He's got that great baby smell. Get a whiff of his head.CAROLINE: I think my uterus just skipped a beat.JOEY: (to Chandler) What'd I tell you? What'd I tell you? CAROLINE: I think it's great you guys are doing this. CHANDLER: Well, we are great guys.CAROLINE: You know, my brother and his boyfriend have been trying to adopt for three years. What agency did you two go through? (Central Perk)PHOEBE: But, but this is my gig. This is where I play. My, my name is written out there in chalk. You know, you can't just erase chalk. RACHEL: Honey, I'm sorry.PHOEBE: And he's going to be paying this woman? Why doesn't he just give her like a throne, and a crown, and like a, you know, gold stick with a ball on top.RACHEL: Terry is a jerk, ok? That's why we're always saying "Terry's a jerk!" That's where that came from.PHOEBE: Yeah, ok. You probably did everything you could. RACHEL: Ok, you know what, lemme, let me just see what else I can do. All right, look, look. Why don't you just let her go on after Stephanie whatever-her-name-is. I mean, you won't even be here. You don't pay her. It's not gonna cost you anything.TERRY: I, I don't know.RACHEL: Come on, Terry, I'll even clean the cappuccino machine. TERRY: You don't clean the cappuccino machine?RACHEL: Of course I clean it. I mean, I,I will cleeeean it. I mean, I will cleeeean it.TERRY: Oh, all right, fine, fine, fine.RACHEL: Done.PHOEBE: Really?RACHEL: Yeah. Who's workin' f or you babe?PHOEBE: Oh! Oh my god. This is so exciting. How much am I gonna get? RACHEL: What?PHOEBE: Well you said that he's paying the people who are playing. RACHEL: Oh, no, no no. I meant that he's gonna be paying that other woman beause she's a professional.PHOEBE: Well, I'm not gonna be the only one who's not getting paid. RACHEL: Well, but Pheebs.PHOEBE:No, huh uh, I'm sorry, no. No, I'm not some like sloppy second, charity band. You know what, there are thousands of places in this 一个会过来来，宝宝给我快，我说真的你真的要他吗?这个小可爱是谁啊?不要怪我不懂得谦虚，刃?要不要嗅嗅他?我想你指的是宝宝吧?是呀，他的宝宝味好香嗅嗅他的头我想我的子宫刚刚顿了一下你看吧我觉得你们这样做很棒我们都是很棒的男人我弟弟跟他的男友试了三年都领养不到孩子你们是找哪一家办的?这是我的表演这是我的地盘我的名字用粉笔写在外面你不能把粉笔擦掉的对不起，我很遗憾而且他居然还要付这个女人钱那他干脆给她一个宝座一顶皇冠还有一根上面有球的权杖泰利是混蛋，所以我们才会常说”泰利是混蛋”不然我们干嘛那么说你说不定已经尽力了好吧，这样让我看看还有没有别的办法你何不让她接在那个叫黛什么芬的后面唱啊?你又不在这里，又不付她钱我不知道我帮你洗卡布基诺机好了你不洗卡布基诺机吗?我当然会我是说我会清洗我会清的对呀，看谁出马嘛天啊，好兴奋哦我会收到多少钱啊?什么?你说他要付钱给演出的人我是说他要付另外那个女人钱因为她是职业歌手我可不想当那个唯一没有收到钱的人对不起，不不，我可不是什么二流的…慈善乐团这个城市里面有上千个地方…city where people would be happy to pay to hear me play. (Out on the sidewalk, singing) When I play, I play for me, I don't need your charity. (Someone puts a coin in her guitar case) Thank you! La la la la la la la....ROSS: Well, there's no way I'm gonna get a shot. Maybe they can take the needle and thquirt it into my mouth, you know, like a thquirt gun. DOCTOR:Hello, there. I'm Dr. Carlin. I see someone's having an allergic reaction.MONICA: Doctor, can I see you for just a minute please? My brother has a slight phobia about needles.ROSS: Did you tell him about my thquirt gun idea?MONICA: My brother, the PhD would like to know if there's any way to treat this orally.DOCTOR: No, under these circumstances it has to be an injection, and it has to be now.ROSS: Tho?(Monica shakes her head.)ROSS: Ohhh.MONICA: That's good, have a seat. Um, the doctor says it's gotta be a needle. You're just gonna have to be brave, ok? Can you do that for me?ROSS: Ok.MONICA:Ok. Oh boy. You are doin' so good. You wanna squeeze my hand? All right, Ross, don't squeeze it so hard. Honey, really, don't squeeze it so hard! Oh, Ross! Let go of my hand!CHANDLER: That's a good plan, Joe. Next time we wanna pick up women, we should just go to the park and make out. Taxi, taxi!JOEY: Hey, hey, look at that talent.CHANDLER: (to taxi driver) Just practicing. You're good. Carry on. GIRL 1 ON BUS: Hey, you. He's just adorable.CHANDLER: Ok, but can you tell him that, because he thinks he's too pink.GIRL 2 ON BUS: So what are you guys out doing today?JOEY:Oh we're not out. No, no. We're just uh, two heterosexual guys, hanging with the son of our other heterosexual friend, doin' the usual straight guy stuff.CHANDLER: You done?JOEY: Yeah.GIRL 1: Oh, there's our stop.JOEY: Get outta here. This is our stop too.GIRL 2: You guys live around here too?JOEY:Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. We live in the building by the uh sidewalk. CHANDLER: You know it?JOEY: Hey, look, since we're neighbors and all, what do you say we uh, get together for a drink?GIRL 1: So uh, you wanna go to Marquel's?CHANDLER: Oh, sure, they love us over there.GIRL 2: Where's your baby? …愿意付钱听我来演唱我为自己而演唱我不需要你的施舍谢谢你说什么都别想叫我打针我是说，或许他们可以把……药水射进我的嘴里就像水枪那样你们好，我是林医生好像有人有一点点过敏的反应对，医生我可以单独跟你谈谈吗?我哥哥有一点点窖十的丁针你有没有告诉他我那个水枪的主意?我的博士哥哥想知道…这个药有没有可能用口服的?在这种情况之下，打针是避免不了的，而且要马上打针怎么样?好吧，坐下来医生说这一针非打不可所以你一定要勇敢起来为我这么做，好不好?你做得非常好要不要握紧我的手啊?罗斯，不要握得那么紧真的，不要握那么紧罗斯，放开我的手还真是个好计昼下一回想泡妞……我们干脆直接去公园亲热算了计程车…你看那票妞儿只是在练习，你很行继续开吧等等，等等我们他好可爱哦告诉他，好不好?他觉得他脸色太红润了你们今天出来做什么?我们没有我们只是帮我们的异性恋朋友……带孩子的异性恋男人做一般男人应该做的事情讲完了?讲完了?少来了，我们才到了你们也住在这附近啊?我们住在那个人行道旁边你们知道吗?对了，既然大家是邻居嘛我们聚一聚喝点东西，如何?我们去马可咖啡厅，好吗?你们的宝宝呢?CHANDLER AND JOEY: (running after bus) Ben! Ben! Ben! CHANDLER: Oh, that's good. Maybe he'll hear you and pull the cord. BOTH: Stop the bus! Wait! Wait! Wait!MONICA: Are you sure he didn't break it because it really hurts. DOCTOR: No, it's just a good bone bruise. And, right here is the puncture wound from your ring.ROSS: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. Sorry. Sorry! Hey! Hey! I got my s's back! Which we can celebrate later. Celebrate.PHOEBE:(singing) ... with the double double double-jointed boy. Hey. So um, are you the professional guitar player?STEPHANIE: Yeah. I'm Stephanie.PHOEBE:Right. My name was on there, but now it just says "carrot cake". So, um, so um, how many chords do you know?STEPHANIE: All of them.PHOEBE: Oh yeah, so you know D?STEPHANIE: Yeah.PHOEBE: Ok, do you know A minor?STEPHANIE: Yeah.PHOEBE: Ok, do you know how to go from D to A minor? STEPHANIE: Yeah.PHOEBE: Ok. Um, so does your guitar have a strap?STEPHANIE: No.PHOEBE: Oh. Mine does. (singing) Stephanie knows all the chords. (makes a face)CHANDLER: (on pay phone) Come on, pick up, pick up! Hello? Transit Authority? Yes, hello. I'm doing research for a book, and I was wondering what someone might do if they left a baby on a city bus. Yes I do realize that would be a very stupid charact er.JOEY:Hi, here's the deal. We lost a carseat on a bus today. It's white plastic, with a handle, and it fits onto a stroller. Oh, and there was a baby in it. He wants to talk to you again.RACHEL:Ok, everybody, let's give a uh nice warm Central Perk welcome to--PHOEBE: (singing angrily) Terry's a jerk, and he won't let me work, and I hate Central Perk!RACHEL: Uh, to Stephanie Schiffer.STEPHANIE: Thank you. I'd like to start with a song that I wrote for the first man I ever loved. (singing) Zachary.PHOEBE: (singing/screaming) You're all invited to bite me! CHANDLER AND JOEY: Hi. We're the guys who called about the baby. We left the baby on ths bus. Is he here? Is he here?TRANSIT AUTHORITY GUY: He's here. (Chandler and Joey hug each other in relief) I'm assuming one of you is the father.CHANDLER: That's me.JOEY: I'm him.CHANDLER: Actually, uh, we're both the father. (Puts his arm around Joey)BOTH (but to different babies): Oh, Ben! Hey, buddy! 或许他会听到拉铃啊停车你肯定没有捏断?我真的很痛没有，只是有一块瘀青还有这是你戒指压出来的痕迹对不起，我真的很抱歉没关系抱歉…我说清楚了那我们待会儿再庆祝那我们待会儿再庆祝他是个双双双双关节男孩你就是那个专业的吉他手吗?对，我叫黛芬对，上面本来有我名字的现在只剩红萝卜糕了你会弹几个和弦?全都会啊是吗?那你会D调那你会A小调吗?你会从D和弦转到A小调吗?那你的吉他有背带吗?我的有黛芬什么和弦都会运输中心吗?我在帮一本书做调查如果有人把婴儿留在市公车上那该怎么办呢?是，我知道只有笨蛋才会这么做我们今天在公车上掉了汽车安全座椅白塑胶材质有把手，可以用在推车上面里面还有一个婴儿他要跟你讲各位我们以最热烈的掌声欢迎…我恨中央咖啡园欢迎史黛芬首先我想唱一首我为我的初恋情人写的歌柴克力…被邀来咬我我们打过电话来公车上的婴儿怎么样了?到了没有…到了你们之中有一个是父亲吧是我！是我！事实上呢，我们两个都是你知道哪个是班吗?那个T恤上有鸭子这个有小丑班绝对是穿着鸭子T恤的或小丑CHANDLER: Please tell me you know which one is our baby.JOEY: Well, well that one has ducks on his t-shirt, and this one has clowns. And Ben was definitely wearing ducks.CHANDLER: Ok.JOEY: Or clowns. Oh, oh wait. That one's definitely Ben. Remember, he had that cute little mole by his mouth.CHANDLER: Yeah?JOEY: Yeah.CHANDLER: Hey, Ben, remember us? Ok, the mole came off.JOEY: Ahh!CHANDLER: What're we gonna do? What're we gonna do?JOEY: Uh, uh, we'll flip for it. Ducks or clowns.CHANDLER: Oh, we're gonna flip for the baby?JOEY: You got a better idea?CHANDLER: All right, call it in the air.JOEY: Heads.CHANDLER: Heads it is.JOEY: Yes! Whew!CHANDLER: We have to assign heads to something.JOEY: Right. Ok, ok, uh, ducks is heads, because ducks have heads. CHANDLER: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to yo ur birthday? (on the sidewalk outside Central Perk)RACHEL: Hey.PHOEBE: Oh, hi.RACHEL: Here. I thought you might be cold.PHOEBE: Thank you.RACHEL: Whoa, look at you, you did pretty well.PHOEBE: Eight dollars and 27 cents. But not really, 'cause I put in the first two, just to, you know, get the ball rolling, and to make myself feel better.RACHEL: Do you?PHOEBE: No. This whole like playing-for-money thing is so not good for me. You know, I don't know, when I sang "Su-Su-Suicide", I got a dollar seventy-five. But then, "Smelly Cat", I got 25 cents and a condom. So you know, now I just feel really bad for Smelly Cat. RACHEL: Well, you know, honey, I don't think everybody gets Smelly Cat. You know, I mean, if all you've ever actually had are healthy pets, then, whoosh!PHOEBE: It's not even that. I used to do my songs because it made me happy, but now it's like, it's just all about the money. RACHEL: Well, people missed you in there. And in fact, there was actually a request for "Smelly Cat".PHOEBE: Really? From who?RACHEL: Well, from me. And I know it's not your big money song, but it's my favorite.KID:Hi. Uh, did I accidentally drop a condom in your case? It's kind of an emergency.PHOEBE: Yeah. Here you go. 等一下，那个绝对是班记得他嘴边那颗可爱的小痣班，记得我们吗?天啊，痣掉了我们该怎么办?丢铜板决定，鸭或小丑要丢铜板决定你有更好的主意吗?好吧，在空中叫头就是头我们得决定头是哪一个好的鸭子是头，因为鸭子有头帮你庆祝生日的小丑没有头不会吓坏你吗?叫我清晨天使在离开我之前叫我清晨天使然后转身离去我不会求你留下来陪我来，我想你可能会冷谢谢看看你，干得不错嘛这里一共是八块又二十七分其实没那么多啦头两块是我放的只是让钱滚滚来还有让自己舒服一点结果呢?为了钱演奏这码子事对我非常的不好我不知道当我唱到”自杀”．，…我得到一块七十五分钱可是”臭臭猫”呢?十五分钱跟一个保险套所以现在我为”臭臭猫”感到很难过我不认为大家都会懂”臭臭猫”啊我是说如果你只要养过健康的猫的话可是根本就不是那个嘛本来我唱歌只是因为我很高兴可是现在却变成全都是为了钱菲此，大家都很想你事实上还有人指名要听”臭臭猫”呢真的啊?是谁呢?我啊，就是我我知道那不是赚大钱的歌佄易钕不兜木褪悄鞘?我是不是不小心丢了一个保险套啊?情况紧急嘛情况紧急嘛KID: Thanks a lot. Hey Christine, I got it!(chez Monica and Rachel)ROSS: I just wanna thank you for being there for me today. And I'm sorry I,I almost broke your hand.MONICA: That's ok. I'm sorry I poisoned you.ROSS:Yeah. Hey, remember the time I jammed that pencil into your hand? MONICA: Remember it? What do you think this is, a freckle? ROSS: Oh.MONICA: Wait, what about the time I hit you in the face with the Silvian's pumpkin?ROSS:Oh, man. Oh, remember when I stuck that broom in your bike spokes, and you flipped over and hit your head on the curb?MONICA: No. But I remember people telling me about it.ROSS: I hope Ben has a little sister.MONICA: Yeah. I hope she can kick his ass.ROSS: I'm gonna get a new band-aid. Hey, how 'bout the time I cut the legs off your Malibu Ken?MONICA: That was you?ROSS: They, uh, were infected. He wouldn't have made it. MONICA:Aw, my little nephew. Come here, little one. There's my little baby Ben. Hey, my little boy. Hey, he's not crying.CHANDLER: (looking fearfully at Joey) Hey, he's not crying.(Ben starts crying)JOEY: Yes! There's still pie.ROSS:I'm here. How's my little boy? Want Daddy to change your diaper? So, did you have fun with Uncle Joey and Uncle Chandler today? JOEY: Oh, yeah, he rode the bus today.ROSS:Ohhh. Big boy, riding the bus--Hey, I have a question. How come it says Property of Human Services on his butt?CHANDLER: You, you are gonna love this.ROSS: Will you hold Ben for a sec? Come here. Come here. CHANDLER: Stay back, I've got kiwi. Run, Joey, Run! STEPHANIE: (singing) Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?PHOEBE: No, no, no. I'm sorry. It's "smelly cat, smel-ly cat". STEPHANIE: Smelly cat, smel-ly cat...PHOEBE: Better. Yeah.STEPHANIE: Yeah?PHOEBE:Yeah, much better. And you know what, don't feel bad, because it's a hard song.STEPHANIE: Yeah.PHOEBE: You wanna try it again?STEPHANIE: Yeah. From the top?PHOEBE:Ok, there is no top. That's the beauty of Smelly Cat. Um, why don't you just follow me?STEPHANIE: Ok.PHOEBE: Mmmm hmmm.TOGETHER: Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly 克丽丝，拿到了我只是想要谢谢你今天的帮忙对不起，我差点捏断你的手没关系，抱歉你中了我的毒你还记得我用铅笔戳你的手那回吗?记得吗?你以为这是什么?雀斑啊等等，那我用薇恩的南瓜打你脸那一次呢?天啊，记得我把扫把插进你脚踏车轮里…结果你翻车头撞到路边那次吗不，我记得是别人告诉我那件事我希望班有个小妹妹希望她能够好好的整整他我去拿一个新的绷带我切下你马里布肯娃娃的腿那次呢?是你干的啊?对，它的腿发炎了不切的话它会死我的小侄子过来，小东西我的小宝贝班班他居然没有哭他没哭呀还有馅饼我在，我在我的小宝贝好吗?要爸爸帮你换尿布，对不对?我知道…你今天跟乔伊叔叔还有钱德叔叔玩得开心吗?开心，他今天坐公车了好耶，大男生坐公车喔我有个问题耶他的小屁股上为什么会有”服务处财产”这些字?你一定会觉得很精采的帮我抱一下班，好吗?别过来，我有奇异果跑呀，乔伊臭臭猫…你都吃些什么啊?不对…对不起臭臭猫…好一点了好多了你知道吗?不要难过这首歌本来就很难要不要再试一次?好，从头这次没有头，好吗?那是”臭臭猫”的美妙之处臭臭猫…他们喂你什么?。

605 The One With Joey’s Porsche[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in. Rachel is still going off about Ross’s secret marriage.]Rachel:I cannot believe that you didn’t tell me that we are sti ll married!!Ross: Look I was going to tell you!Rachel: When?! After the birth of our first secret child?! (To All) Ross didn’t get the annulment; we are still married.Chandler: What?Monica:You’re kidding!Phoebe: (overdoing it) Oh my God!!Monica: Ross!Ross:Okay, maybe it wasn’t my best decision. But I just couldn’t face another failed marriage.Chandler: Okay, let me just jump in and ask, at what point did you think this was a successful marriage?Ross:Rach, come on, if you think about it, it’s act ually kinda funny. (He laughs, and he laughs alone.) Okay, maybe it’s best not to think about it.Phoebe: Okay, this is inexcusable. I am shocked to my very core! Ross: Phoebe, I told her you already knew.Phoebe: Another lie. You have a sickness!Chandler:Ross, just for my own piece of mind, you’re not married to anymore of us are ya?Opening Credits[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee.]Joey: Oh! Hey, somebody left their keys. (Looks at them) Ooohh, to a Pors che! {Transcriber’s note: Oh come on! Who would leave the keys to their Porsche behind? If I had a Porsche, I’d have the keys surgically attached to my hand!} Hey Gunther, these yours? Gunther:Yeah, that’s what I drive. I make four bucks an hour, I saved up for 350 years!Joey: Na-uh! (To everyone there) Hey did anybody lose their keys? Monica:Joey, why don’t you put them in the lost and found? Joey:There’s a lost and found? (Gunther sets the box up on the table.) My shoe! (Grabs it out of the box.)Chandler: You left a shoe here?!Joey:Well, I didn’t realize until I got home. I wasn’t gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe! Y’know what? I’m gonna go find that guy’s car and leave a note on the windshield. (Goes to do so.)Chandler: Oh good, when he comes back for his keys, I’ll be sure to give him your shoe.Joey: Great! Thanks. (Exits.) 605 乔伊的保时捷真不敢相信，你竟然没告诉我，我们还没离婚。