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四人英语话剧剧本四人英语话剧剧本一----音乐起，旁白,,’----白雪出场扫地，做清洁。
白雪,,,??----音乐起，皇后出场皇后’’,’,,,,!魔镜,’?皇后,,?魔镜,,皇后??魔镜皇后?,’,,,!猎人’皇后!猎人…皇后,’猎人!皇后猎人!----音乐起白雪高兴地摘花,,…!!猎人慢慢地拔出刀，但犹豫着说!!!’!’! 白雪看到后大声哭叫?’??猎人’白雪?猎人白雪?猎人猎人,白雪,旁白,2白雪,!’,!!,,,!旁白,①老学究,!②开心果?③喷嚏精’!④瞌睡虫’⑤害羞鬼,⑥老顽固’3⑦手拿烛光照到白雪的脸。
①~⑦他们都惊叫起来老学究!开心果!喷嚏精?瞌睡虫’害羞鬼?老顽固白雪醒来!,?,七矮人齐说,?白雪’老学究开心果喷嚏精瞌睡虫,害羞鬼老顽固’’旁白,,,皇后,,?魔镜皇后??……,旁白皇后白雪,,皇后!,!白雪!!咬了一小口，死了皇后…’旁白七矮人’?老学究七矮人,!?哭着拣一些花放在白雪身上旁白,,,’,王子,七矮人!,王子,!吻白雪手旁白,白雪,!??王子,,?白雪,,!七矮人!4!!----音乐起，旁白白雪!七矮人-!!白雪、王子四人英语话剧剧本二演员--旁白4,,7---,,,,,,正剧,出场,,!!’!’,作开电视状!’!!作高兴状!"!"?!摔电视机，作极度气愤状!?对吼,!作左顾右盼状,,,’作充满自信状!!,’!,,’……作犹豫状,,’作气愤欲泣状;,作为难状,’’!7作自豪自信状作舒心，安慰状,……高声喊……作禁声状。
,??作天经地义状?!作理解状，因为一贯如此，出尔反尔作自豪状,,’,作勇敢状!!!!作惊异状,,?作若无其事状,,!!作无奈状作高兴状，作跃上马背状!’!!!……意气风发状,携手进场,!,!,作慌忙状，挡在电视机前,!?,’!?作气愤状作阳痿状,’作心虚状，以掩饰内心的恐惧’作严肃状,’?询问,,’5,……释然状，因为圆了我的谎’,作怀疑状,’?,’,,,?,,作惊恐状。
英语关于学习技巧情景剧简单版四人Cindy的旅行(4人英语短剧剧本)本短剧根据PEP Book Seven Unit One Part B Let’s Talk 的教学内容改编而成，主要操练句型:How can I go there? You can go by …角色：C----Cindy (rabbit)、B----Bird、F----Fish、G----Girl道具：小兔、小鸟、鱼儿头饰和大海的图片(Cindy is a little rabbit. She lives in a beautiful forest. One day ,she wants to go to the sea. )C:(兴高采烈，一蹦一跳)On foot, on foot, go to the see. Oh ,where’s my way?(沮丧无助地哭着) What can I do ? wu …wu( A bird comes.)D: Can I help you, little rabbit?C: Oh, I’m going to the sea , but now I can’t find my way.D: (安慰小兔)Don’t worry, rabbit . I can go with you . .C: Thank you.How can I go there? You can fly , but I can’t .D:(小鸟望了望天空说) Let me see. You can go by plane.C: Great.(Cindy and bird get to the seaside . They have a good time . A fish comes.)F: Hello , rabbit .Nice to meet you.C: Nice to meet you , too.F: Do you want to play in the sea? It’s interesting.C: Really? But I can’t swim. How can I go there?F: You can go by ship.C: Ok, let’s go.( Cindy meets lots of friends in the sea. She is very happy. Later she arrives a city. She meets ….)。
二人用版本Scene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll b e a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……Now let me cut it into pieces加旁白1人属于4人用）白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.四人用版本Global warmingA．Class begins, good afternoon everyone.B．C. D ：Good afternoon, teacher.A. First, I will ask you a question: What is the serious problem nowadays ?B. I think it’s the problem of environment pollution.A. It’s related to our correct answer. But it isn’t correct one.B. Is it the problem of population increasing?A. No.C. Oh. I got it. It’s global warming.A. Right! Global warming is one of the serious problems nowadays. Because……B. Teacher. I have a question. It was very cold indeed this winter. I think it’s global cooling!A. You got the wrong concept. Global warming doesn’t only mean that the weather is getting hot, but also mean that the weather is out of control. So it will be sometimes very cold.B. Teacher. What causes “ global warming”?C. I know. Now people drive too many cars and the exhaust gases discharged by the cars and lorries pollute the air and also destroy the nature. It causes global warming.A. You are right. Do you know what will happen with the global warming?B. Yes. The ices in South Pole are going to be melted and at the time, many islands will be gradually flooded with water. Human will have no places to live.C. Surely, we don’t want that will happen.A. What sould we do to stop “Global warming”?B. I think we can protect the environment from ourselves. We can plant treesC. When we are protecting the environment, we are saving ourselves.A. Ok. Students, we can’t only speak but not do later . Let us go planting tre es.D. Oh, teacher! Tomorrow is March the twelfth, it’s tree-planting day!A. Yes! Now all of you know the importance of protecting the environment. B．C．D．Let us do our best to stop “Global warming” and make our earth a lovely homeland!A. That is good . I hope you all will be succeeded in protecting the environment. Now the class is over bye-bye students!B.C.D. good bye. Teacher.（4人版本）Narration: Carrie, Cici and Wing are co-worker of a company. This day they are talking in the office.Ca: Bingo! I finally finish this case. It is really tough! I have not slept well for almost a week.Wing:Me too .I always get so busy in this season. I have drunk three cups of coffee in order to keep awake.Ci: Our boss must be enjoying his holiday in Fiji very much. What do you think he will feel when he comes back to see our case?Ca:Of course he will feel surprised and give each of us a promotion. Wing: Come on, he is a devil, how could he do this to us? Anyway, we should award ourselves for these days hard work!Ca: You are right. Let’s pig out on junk food!Wing: I have stayed in China for a whole year and I miss my hometown. I miss German food!Ca: so do I .how much I love French food!Ci: I have not eaten German or French food before. Do you have any recommendation?Ca: If you visit France or go to a French restaurant, snails, cheese, and goose liver and red wine are the best choices.Wing: You also can’t miss the famous German sausage, ham and blue checse Ci: They all sound yummy. But do you know what Chinese eat when they miss their families?Wing&Ca: NoCi: The answer is dumplings!Ca:Well ,I heard that before though I haven’t tasted .Wing: Can you make dumplings, CiCi? Would you make some for us? I have been longing for dumplings for a long time.Ci: Aha, it is as easy as a pie for me .what about coming to my house tonight? We can make dumplings together. I will teach you how to cook it.Ca: Great! That is fantastic. Then it will be the first time to make and eat dumplingsWing: Very good idea! We could busy some basic ingredient at the suppermarket after work.Ci: Sure.We need flour, yeast, pork, cabbages, vinegar, sauce and ginger. (The three colleagues had their shopping and now they are in CiCi’s house)CiCiours some pour on the table and sai d:”Carrie, can you fetch some water here?”Ca: sure, here you are .what s next?Ci:Ci:we have to mix the flour yeast and water together .be careful ,don’t add too much water.Ca: Okay, I’m kneeing the dough repentedly.it is becoming and softer Wing: Yeah, I am cutting the pork into many small pieces, and then I will add several spoons of oil in it .shall I blend them?CiCi: Yes, make sure they blend well. A bit salt and a spoon of vinegar are needed, too.(an hour later)Ca: Yes, the dumplings are prepared .lets start!CiCi: Wait! I remember well that you all miss the food from your hometown.Look, what are these?Ca: Wow! Cheese! Where did you get it? And my favorite red wine. Wing: God. Those are sausage and ham, I can’t believe it!CiCi: Haha, it is a big surprise, isn’t it? Now ,we are got all three countries’ food ready.Ca: So it is a complete big meal.Wing: An unforgettable banquet in my life. Let’s cheers!Ca, Ci, Wing: Cheers!。
搞笑英文话剧剧本演话剧咱们也可以少了剧本呢？为了方便大家表演，带来了搞笑英文话剧剧本，请看：搞笑英文话剧剧本英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket MoneyScene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……Now let me cut it into pieces!另一个白雪公主与七个小矮人Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.搞笑英文话剧剧本Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景Scene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……Now let me cut it into pieces!One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）Wow, everything is ready!糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha……C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)Scene2（At the school gate）N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!M: Let’s ask him.A: OK!C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）MA: Why?C: I’m dirty！M: No, you look nice!C: What can I do? (面对观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）MA: How much are they?S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）MA: Money?(对视)M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）A: Me too.S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)M: What can we do now?A: Let’s ask dad for money.M: But how to ask?A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）M: Good idea!(全部下场)Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报)M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)A: And play the guitar for us!M: We know you play so well!(爸爸惊诧地看着孩子)D: Oh? What a bright day today!MA: Please, dad!(哀求)D:OKOK! Let’s.(取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?MA: Of course!(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。
英语小话剧的剧本篇一：小学生英语话剧小剧本小学生英语话剧小剧本（小红帽）第一场：Little Red Riding Hood 家Mum：（妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌紫的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood:（唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood 说）Be good. Be careful.Little Red Riding Hood：Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum：Bye-bye. Darling.第二场：在路上（一阵轻快的音乐远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁）Little Red Riding Hood：Wow！Flowers, how beautiful!（放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry.做找东西状, 东张西望） Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? （做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼）Little Red Riding Hood：（手摸辫子，天真地回答）To Grandma's Grandma is ill.Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood 说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：（和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞）Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you?Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you．Where are you going?Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks：Goodbye．第三场：Grandma家Grandma：（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。
4人英语话剧剧本A Sunny Day Party（英语学习）4人英语话剧剧本A Sunny Day PartyA：Rabbit B：Mountain C：Tree D：RiverSummaryThis story talks about some nature members want to have a party one day. But the party becomes a condem.Prologue:(The voice-over) It’s a beautiful sunny day! A little white rabbit jump out of her hole and run here and there happily. Then the story begins……ACT 1:Rabbit: Hello everybody! I’m the rabbit. I’m looking for someone else to have a party because, you know, a sunny day like this is hard to meet these days. I’ve not see it for several weeks!River: (Flowing in the desktop now and saying) I’m the river. I’m enjoy myself andyou can feel it from my song:“一条大河，波浪宽，风吹稻花香两岸……”(The rabbit step forward and interrupt him)Rabbit: Hello River! Nice to meet you.River: Nice to meet you too.Rabbit: What are you doing hereRiver: Just singing,“一条大河……”(Look at Rabbit) and ready to go!Rabbit: Wait! Wait!River: Um Is there anything I can do for youRabbit: Would you please have a party with meRiver: Have a party(愕然,look at her, then laugh) A river with a little grey rabbitRabbit: I’m white, not grey! (angrily) You look!River: Oh! Are you white (look around) But there’s grey in my eyes!Rabbit: No! you can’t say that!River: Ok, ok! You say there’s a partyRabbit: (turn to smile) Yeah, I think we can raise a party!River: (laugh) To raise a party need several people. And there can be several!Rabbit: We can invite other guys to join us! There comes from one to two.River: (think) Ok, let’s go!ACT 2:(Mountain and Tree 上)Mountain: I’m the Mountain, not a hill. So, there are so many trees here with me,(骄傲地) and……Tree: Okay, okay! (转向大家) Morning everyone, I’m the Tree—an old tree for a hundred years. (turn the face to Mountain) So, I’m owned by you, erMountain: Yeah, yeah….That’s what I want to say….(不好意思地冲Tree笑。
英语小话剧剧本（精选11篇）英语小话剧剧本（精选11篇）剧本主要是由台词和舞台指示组成的，是戏剧艺术创作的文本基础，编导与演员演出的依据。
以下是小编整理的英语小话剧剧本，希望对大家有所帮助。
英语小话剧剧本1时间：阳光明媚的星期天早晨地点：鸟语花香的动物王国人物：Little Duck,Mr. Cat,Mr. Rat,Mr. Dog旁白：Little Duck要去看望外婆。
一路上他又唱又跳，兴奋极了。
在小河边，他碰到了Mr Cat.Duck:（很好奇）Hello,Mr. Cat.Whatre you doing ?Cat:（急得抓耳挠腮）Hello,Little Duck .Theres a big fish in the river .Im hungry ,but I cant get it .Duck:Dont worry .Let me help you .（Little Duck跳进水里，一会儿就帮Mr. Cat抓到了鱼。
）Duck:Here is the fish for you ,Mr. Cat .Have a good meal .Cat:Thank you ,Little Duck .You are so kind .Duck:Thats all right ,Mr. Cat .I must go now .Im going to my grandmothers home .Bye-bye!Cat:Bye-bye!（Little Duck继续赶路。
忽然他看到Mr. Rat躺在草地上，连忙跑过去。
）Rat:（躺在草地上）Oh,Little Duck.I run too fast and my leg is broken.I cant stand up and I cant walk.Duck:Dont worry .Let me help you .（Little Duck拿出一条手帕帮Mr. Rat包扎好伤口，然后扶着她回家。
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下面是小编收集整理的四人英语搞笑小品剧本，希望对你有所帮助！四人英语小品剧本Today is Li Junma's birthday. The four bad boys decided to buy some tools for Li Jun's birthday. They walk with tools, and say)Cat: "really want to go to Li Jun's house, now I got a little hungry. "Then she sipped her mouth and touched his stomach." you hear it, and all are called. "Mickey Mouse: "you know how to eat, look!" What is it? (a move to say as a pig's face)Cat: ha ha, everyone knows that (laughing do move)Bunny: I can go to inform m teacher, you secretly eat snacks, hum.Cat: you can stop this nonsense, since the teacher gave me a hula hoop M I have not eat snacks, every day one thousand.(measures to do S curves)Bean tooth son: you also said that Jiaolai, European small and I have seen, you secretly eat chicken on the way. (a move to eatchicken legs)Bunny: also a tone ate only four (out of four fingers)The fat cat! That was a long time I didn't eat chicken legs, my mother was afraid I was hungry, especially for my breakfast.Cat: in order to you, I will only eat one. (three satirize him) alas! The back of Li Jun's houseBean tooth: let me try to spy on the spouts. It's Li Jun's house!Mickey Mouse: get ready, stand up, look forward, bring a hat,1,2,1,2~~, I'll try to find out.The three one: OK!Mickey Mouse: Li Jun, Li JunLi Jun: How did you come?Mickey Mouse: not only I, ~ ~ otherwise (the finger to their fat cat three)Mother Li Jun: Jun, isn't the four of them coming!Four: my aunt is goodMother Li Jun: that's good! It's really good.Mickey Mouse: fat cat, sprouts help you son aunt ancestors rest house.Fat cat, bean sprouts: aunt, aunt, we go back to the house, and I have a lot to say to you!Mother Li Jun; really? You little guys, what's the new trick? Ha ha.Bunny: Li Jun, you know you made a big mistake?Li Jun: ah? Ah? Let me think. It doesn't seem like it?Mickey Mouse: do you know what day it is tomorrow? (the sound is elongated)Li Jun: my mother's birthday. (low voice)Bunny: why don't you tell us?Li Jun: I ~ I ~Rolina: HM! You're here, say, is it going to be a mess? (both hands before the performance is very arrogant, arraigned.)。
laughing in the wind人物：令狐冲（linghuchong），小师妹（little sister），任盈盈（yingying），东方不败（invincible eastern），小尼姑（little nun），田伯光（tianboguang），林平之（linpingzhi）第一幕（令狐冲与小师妹正在舞剑，甜蜜无比）令狐冲：little sister ,you are the most beautful girl in this world!i will love you forever .小师妹：(害羞)oh!really?you are the most handsome boy I have ever seen!i love you too!令狐冲:I love you too小师妹：I love you too too令狐冲：I love you too too too!(小师妹的剑不小心落下令狐冲捡起)令狐冲：oh little sister ,your sword!小师妹：no it’s your sword!令狐冲：your sword!（扭扭咧咧）小师妹：your sword!令狐冲：your sword!小师妹：it’s madness when I say it ,but not when you say about it!令狐冲：ok , you are right ,it’s my sword. (顺从态)令狐冲：little sister ,there is one thing I want to tell you ,master asked meto go downhill for a few days ,so during my absence ,brother lin will be with you ,take good care of yourself ,I will be back soon.小师妹：rearlly?oh , my life will be boring without you!(伤感)so,good-bye!(突然兴奋)第二幕（令狐冲在下山后遇见正在调戏小尼姑的田伯光）小尼姑：give away!田伯光：come here!小尼姑：if you talk any more nonsence, I’ll hit you with my sword!小尼姑：keep away! keep away!田伯光:let me take good care of you!don’t be afraid of me , I’m the most handsome man in china.令狐冲：stop that! Don’t hurt that girl!田伯光：who is that man?run far away if you don’t want to pass away! 令狐冲：so ,let’s fighting!(音乐，用功夫里面的那首)(两人打斗，令狐冲不敌田伯光)田伯光：give out that little boy!you can’t stop me from enjoying my life with her!令狐冲：no ,if that!if that ,I’d rather die!(再上，再被打败，重伤)（突然闪出一人，身手凌厉，田伯光被秒掉）小尼姑：unbelievable！he’s my hero!东方不败：what a handsome man ,it would be a pity if you die here.and that’s why I save you ,so ,don’t fall in love with me ,forever!令狐冲：you are a man ,how can I fall in love with you!东方不败：but what if I ware a girl?令狐冲：if that ,I won’t believe in love for any longer东方不败：wait for me here!i’ll be back soon!(熄灯，东方不败换女装)令狐冲：you you are so beautiful! I love you东方不败：no !we can never be together ,not because of you ,nor because of me ,it’s the world to blame!goodbey honey ,we won’t meet again.(灯灭，第三幕)（麻将声响起，四人麻将，分别是令狐冲，小师妹，林平之，任盈盈，令狐冲面对的是林平之）(中文对话：林平之：八筒小师妹：吃林平之：九条小师妹：碰林平之：五条小师妹：杠！令狐冲：五桶小师妹：糊了！)令狐冲：I lose again ,little sister ,brother lin is always help you !what’s the matter with you honey?小师妹：so I will tell you the truth ,I am in love with brother lin ,compared with you ,he is more hot, he have strong kiss with me every now and then .but you ,have not even touch my hand during the past few years!令狐冲：I’m so sad to hear that任盈盈：brother linhu ,don’t be sad ,when you are longly ,I will be right by your side!令狐冲：thank you yingying ,when everbody leave me ,you are the only one stay with me .任盈盈：when you are longly ,I can play music for you ,so ,let us be together! I wana be your girl , and you are my boy!令狐冲：ok，you are my girl now, do what you want to do!(任盈盈抱住令狐冲，吻了他)（灯灭）（旁白：two years later ,it is said that invincible eastern was killed by linhuchong , the biggest enemy died , but the world get worse , people suffer from songshanpai . linghuchong live with renyingying from that day on , but is he happy ? who is the girl really in his heart? ）第三幕（非诚勿扰音乐，田伯光作为主持人，四位女嘉宾在场上端坐，分别是小师妹，小尼姑，任盈盈，东方不败，令狐冲上场）田伯光：welcome to “no honesty no bother”I’m the compere xiaotiantian .taday there are 4 girls waiting for their boy.now let’s welcome the sunny boy linghuchong!(音乐)令狐冲：holle everybody , I am linghuchong from huashan mountain,I’m a strong man as well as a handsome boy,you will never regret if you choose me .田伯光：so girls , it’s time to turn down your light , to turn or not to turn it is a question(都没有熄灯)田伯光：it’s out of my surprise!all of the lights are on！so you can choose the girl you love best.小师妹：brother , it was all my fault before, brother lin is no longer a real man I am so longly these days, the boy I really love is you!小尼姑：brother , you have saved me , all my body ang heart are yours! 任盈盈：brother chong ,I am the girl who accompanied you .when you feel longly ,I played music for you .when you are happy ,I played music for you .when you are sad ,I played music for you!令狐冲：but don’t you know I don’t love music?(径直走向东方不败，牵住她的手)令狐冲：I thought you have passed away, it is so good to see you again 东方不败：I was saved by your master fengqingyang (停顿)。
