中式英语大全

中式英语英语0805CHINGLISH 中文scattering 紧急出口smilence 笑而不语halfyuan 五毛niubility 牛逼vegeteal 偷菜stupig 笨猪suihide 躲猫猫taikonaut 太空人togayther 终成眷属remember you forever 永远记住你wish you have a ... 祝你有个...how to spell? 怎么拼?keep valuables snugly 抱紧贵重物品Loving care flowers and plants 爱护花草We two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁？You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住！Chop the strange fish 生鱼块take iron coffee 拿铁咖啡you have two down son 你有两下子red face know me 红颜知己Photo 摄影Particularty 专卖look through autumn water 望穿秋水go you mother's 去你妈May I borrow your light？借光Handsome Year, Morning Die 英年早逝king eight eggs 王八蛋no care three seven twenty one 不管三七二十一ice snow clever 冰雪聪明Innerre decoration 内部装修Please bump your head carefully 小心碰头Chickens That Did Not Have Sexual Experience 童子鸡First see you，I shit love you 第一次见你，我便爱上了你Please leave your values at the front desk 请将贵重物品寄存在前台If you are stolen, call the police at once 如遇小偷，立即报警you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你Government abuse chicken 宫暴鸡丁love who who 爱谁谁morning three night four 朝三暮四play an ax before luban 班门弄斧（错误而可笑的句子）•有事起奏，无事退朝if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!•龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse"s son can make hole!•有毒有害垃圾Poisonous & Evil Rubbish•残疾人专用Special for deformed•滥用胶袋，需缴费每个2元。

关于中式英语的有趣英文演讲稿(共9篇)篇一：有趣的中式英语大全中式英语汇编1．no three no four 不三不四2．how are you ? how old are you?怎么是你，怎么老是你？3．you don''t bird me,I don''t bird you你不鸟我，我也不鸟你4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝6．you me you me 彼此彼此7．You Give Me Stop!!你给我站住！8．know is know noknow is noknow知之为知之，不知为不知... 9．Watch sister 表妹10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''s son can make hole!!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！11．American Chinese not enough美中不足12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过15．小明：I am sorry!老外：I am sorry too!小明：I am sorry three!老外：What are you sorry for?小明：I am sorry five!16．If you want money, I have no; if you want life,I have one!要钱没有，要命一条17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。

[搞笑] 中式英语大全[size=2]1. 爱他妈的谁谁谁：love he mother’s who who who2. 白痴：White eat!3. 板门弄斧：play an ax before Luban4. 班长：class long5. 彼此彼此：you me you me6. 表妹：watch sister7. 别唬我：don’t tiger me8. 不管三七二十一：no care three seven two ten one9. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子：Blue who say，and whose10. 不三不四：no three no four11. 不要开黄腔：do not open yellow gun12. 车祸现场描述：one car come，one car go ,two car peng－peng, people die13. 呈现强烈的企图心：Demonstrate the strong attempt heart14. 吃白食：eat white food15. 春江水暖鸭先知：spring river water warm duck first know16. 大人不计小人过：Big people do not think of small people’s mistake17. 第一眼看到你，我就爱上你了：first eye see you, i shit love you18. 电源线：power line19. 放马过来，给你点颜色看看：release your horse and come, I’ll give you some color to see see20. 蜂拥而至：go out like bee21. 给你点颜色看看：I’ll show you some color22. 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸：I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face23. 恭喜发财：go high try24. 狗娘养的：dog mother born25. 关公面前耍大刀：play a big knife before Guangong26. 好多人死了，你怎么不去死！：How many pople go to die, why do not you go to die27. 好好学习、天天向上：good good study, day day up28. 好久不见：long time no see （这个用法已经被当地的美国口语，尤其是被文化程度不高的群体所接受）29. 红颜知己：red face know me30. 加油：add oil31. 救人一命，胜造七级浮屠：save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower32. 开水：open water33. 看不看：see no see?34. 抗日游行：resist sun swim go35. 课间操：lesson between36. 老表：old watch37. 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞：dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole38. 马马虎虎：horse horse tiger tiger39. 没脸见人：have no face see person40. 美中不足：American Chinese not enough41. 面试：face try42. 明天谁起得早谁叫谁：tomorrow morning who get up early, who call who!43. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay!44. 你爱我吗：you love I?45. 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你：you don’t bird me, so I don’t bird you46. 你给我等着：you give me wait47. 你给我滚出去：you gave me get out48. 你给我记住：you give me remember49. 你给我站住：you give me stop50. 你没看，我现在非常忙，一边玩去：You no see, I now very busy. One side play go51. 你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里：your wife is beautiful/where where52. 你去不去？你不去我去！：You go no go? You no go I go!53. 你认为你是谁？：What do you think ,who are you ?54. 你他妈的：you he mother’s55. 你问我，我去问谁：you ask me, me ask who56. 你丫要敢唬我，我他妈扇你！：IF you tiger me,I will mountain you!57. 你有两下子：you have two down son58. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上：you have seed，I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！59. 你真有两下子：you really have tow down son60. 骑驴看唱本，走着瞧：riding a donkey reading play , go and see61. 七上八下：seven up eight down62. 亲爱的王小姐：dear wang little girl63. 請別碰行李：Please no touch the move the lee64. 青翠欲滴：It`s so green as will dropped65. 去你妈：go you mother66. 让世界充满爱：let's make love all over the world67. 人山人海：people mountain people sea68. 人之初，性本善：people first born, sex is kind69. 三人行，必有我师：three people go, one is my teacher70. 三心二意：three heart two meaning71. 色狼：colour wolf72. 生日快乐：birthday happy73. 上网：up net74. 上学：up school75. 胜败乃家常便饭：win lost milk house long poopoo rice76. 是不是：yes no yes77. 十全十美：ten all ten nice78. 十三点：ten three point79. 试试看：try try see80. 耍帅：play handsome81. 死猪不怕开水烫！：die pig not pa hot water tang!82. 谈朋友：talk friend83. 体壮如牛：body strong as a cow84. 万紫千红：ten thousand purple one thousand red （我在中国的某一个挂历中看到）85. 王八：king eight86. 王八蛋：wang eight eggs87. 望穿秋水：look through autumn water88. 王老五：wang old five89. 唯小人与女人难养也：only small people and women hard to feed90. 我的天呀！：my sky !91. 我服了你！：I follow you!92. 我感到很难过：I feel difficult to pass93. 我叫李老大，今年25：I call Li old big. toyear 2594. 我容易么我？：am I easy I？95. 我是大儿子：I am a big son96. 我是独一无二：I am olny one no two97. 我是流氓我怕谁：I’m a scamp, I’m afraid of whom98. 我是中国人：I am in China99. 我要给你点颜色看看：I will give you some color to see see （好像也被黑人群体最近所采用）100. 五讲、四美、三热爱：five talk, four beauty, three lover101. 无钱无得：No money, no talk102. 笑里藏刀：A knife in the smile103. 心花怒放：heart flower angry open104. 眼看手勿动：look, see OK, no touch105. 要钱不给，要命有一条：want money no, want life one106. 要钱还是要命：money or life?107. 一分耕耘一分收穫：EVEN GAME WIN , EVEN SO WHOLE108. 一见钟情：One look clock love109. 意思意思：meaning meaning110. 一言既出，驷马难追：one word is out, four horses cannot chase111. 一元复苏，万象更新：one dollar restart, ten thousand elephant update 112. 远水解不了近渴：Far water car not save near thirsty113. 咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊：we brothers, who and who ah114. 怎么老是你：how old are you?115. 怎么是你：how are you?116. 朝三暮四：morning three night four （感谢台湾卡通，好像这个用法在孩子们中开始流行）117. 这样也行？：this too good?118. 知之为知之，不知为不知：know is know，no know is no know119. 中国人民万岁：China people ten thousand year120. 猪狗不如：PIG DOG BLUE121. 猪肉面条：pig noodle122. 猪头三，去死吧：pig 3 head,go dead!123. 走过路过，不要错过：go past no mistake past124. 走着瞧：go and look!125. 钻石王老五：diamond wang old five126. 作早操：do early [/size]Keep on going Never give upWhere there is a will , there is a way .Be yourself ,and be the person you help to be . （做你自己想要做的那种人）The most perfect human being is the one who most thoroughly addresses himself to the activity of his best powers !God helps those who help themselves！Where there is life, there is hope!“Yest erday is history;tomorrow is mystery;today is a gift.That's why it's called the present.”。

以下是一些中式英语的例子。

To take notice of safe: The slippery are very crafty. = Be careful, slipp ery slopes. （小心路滑。

）To put out Xuanda Expressway(北京四环路). To put in Jingzhang Expres sway.（京张高速公路）= Now leaving Xuanda Expressway, now entering Jing zhang Expressway.Decimbing path. = Descent. （下坡路。

）Rain or snow day. Bridge, slow-driving.（河北省所有高速公路）= Slow o n bridge in case of rain or snow.Oil gate. / Into. = Filling station.（加油站。

）/ Entrance.（进口。

）Smoking is prohibited if you will be fined 50 yuan.（字面意义：如果你被罚50元的话吸烟不被允许。

）= Smoking is prohibited, penalties for violators is 50 yuan.（不可吸烟，违反者将被罚款50元。

）Please come down from your bicycle. = Please dismount from your bicy cle.If you have trouble ask for the policeman. 或If in trouble find police = In case of trouble, dial the police.Being urgent call 110 quickly. (北京) = In cases of emergency, please c all 110. （110 = 中国大陆报案电话，等同香港的999）Complaining tel.（字面意义：抱怨电话）= Customer service telephone（客户服务电话）.When you leave car, please turn off door and window, take your valuab le object = Be sure to lock your doors and windows and take all valuables with you.Engine room is serious place.（字面意义：机房是严肃的地方）= Engine r oom: No unauthorised access. （机房重地；重地的意思其实就是闲人免进，只是中文通常都省略了。