生活大爆炸剧本

S11E01 of The Big Bang Theory《生活大爆炸》前情提要Previously on The Big Bang Theory...我得到了普林斯顿大学的夏季研究奖学金I was offered a summer research fellowship at Princeton. 很不错的大学 A fine institution.阿尔伯特·爱因斯坦教过书的地方The place where Albert Einstein taught,莱纳德也是在那里拿到博士学位and where Leonard got his PhD,所以那学校可能没落了so it may have gone downhill.各位还记得诺维茨基博士吗Gentlemen, you may remember Dr. Nowitzki.她又回来加州理工读博士后啦She's back at Caltech for her postdoc.问一下你是想和我发展恋爱关系吗Question. are you seeking a romantic relationship with me? 如果我是呢What if I were?这会引起一系列的问题Well, that would raise a number of problems.我们是同事我现在有女友We're colleagues, I'm currently in a relation...艾米艾米Amy? Amy.艾米Amy?时至今日and now你愿意嫁给我吗Will you marry me?请稍等我一下One moment, please.不是吧你要在这节骨眼接电话吗Really, you're going to answer that right now?是莱纳德打来It's Leonard.我不想失礼嘛I don't want to be rude.你好Hello?你上哪去了Oh, hey, where you been?打你电话找你好久了We've been calling you for hours.抱歉我的手机之前开了飞行模式Oh, I'm sorry, my phone was on "Airplane" mode.为什么Why?因为我在飞机上啊Because I was on an airplane.开免提Hey, put him on speaker.你去哪里了Yeah. ?Hey, where are you?我来普林斯顿大学找艾米I came to Princeton to see Amy.说来也挺有意思It's a funny story, actually.我当时在跟诺维茨基博士共进午餐I was having lunch with Dr. Nowitzki,然后她亲吻了我and she kissed me.什么Excuse me? - What?你说什么I'm sorry?在那一刻我意识到And in that moment, I realized艾米才是我余生that Amy was the only woman I ever wanted to kiss唯一想亲吻的女人for the rest of my life.所以我来新泽西跟她求婚So I came to New Jersey to ask her to marry me.你真是太贴心了Oh, that's so sweet.谢尔顿... -不过呢- Sheldon... - Yeah, although我的确是先去征求了某位男士的祝福there was one man whose blessing I needed first.我想过了我确实想要I've thought about it, and I really want to spend与艾米共度余生the rest of my life with Amy.你会祝福我吗Do I have your blessing?谢尔顿Well, Sheldon...我觉得你应该将她的手指像土星一样...I think you should make her finger like Saturn套一个"环"在上面and put a ring on it.你去问了霍金博士而不是艾米的父亲吗You asked Stephen Hawking and not her father?霍金博士是个天才Stephen Hawking's a genius.如果他不支持我才不要浪费时间去问她爸呢If he said no, I wasn't gonna waste my time on her father.那你有问过我父亲吧But you did ask my father?有他同意I did. He said yes.但不是用机械人式语音说的所以没那么酷Although, not in a robot voice, so it wasn't nearly as cool.我的天啊真不敢相信你们订婚了Okay. Oh, my God, I can't believe you guys are engaged.还没订上婚呢We're not engaged, yet.她还没答应我She's taking forever to answer.那是因为你一直在讲电话Because you're on the phone!我们稍后回电We'll call you back.她同意了She said yes.恭喜你们Yay! ?Congratulations!母亲我有好消息与你分享Mother, I have some good news to share.我们订婚啦We're engaged.我真为你们开心但我一点都不惊讶I am so happy for you two, but I'm not surprised.我一直在为这事祈祷I've been praying for this.这件事上帝没半点功劳Well, God had nothing to do with it.完全是因为我跟别的女人接了吻It happened because I was kissing another woman,令我意识到我想跟艾米共度余生and it made me realize I wanted to be with Amy.居然有超过一名女性对你有兴趣More than one woman was interested in you?我可能祈祷得太猛了I might have prayed a little too hard.等等我想先... Wait, oh, and I just...我想现在就跟你说清楚I want to let you know right now我们不会在教堂里成婚that we are not getting married in a church.没关系谢尔顿That's all right, Sheldon.耶稣在哪里那便是教堂Anywhere Jesus is is a church.但他不会在我们婚礼上Well, he won't be at our wedding.他会在我心里所以只要我人在He's in my heart, so if I'm there,他就在he'll be there.行那他就是你带的伴Okay, well, then, he's your plus-one.你带人的名额就用完了You don't get to bring anyone else.没关系爱你That's fine. Love you.我也爱你再见Love you, too. Bye.主啊谢谢您Lord, thank you.虽然您无所不能Even though you can do anything,但这事真显出了您的无上威能that was mighty impressive.我们订婚了We're engaged.天啊太棒了Oh, my God, that's amazing!慢着快告诉我整个经过Wait, uh, tell me everything.是这样的诺维茨基博士亲了我Well, Dr. Nowitzki was kissing me...你可以别再用这事当故事开头了Okay, you can stop leading with that part of the story. 恭喜你们啊Well, congratulations.太为你们俩高兴了I'm so happy for you two.稍等我得告诉伯纳黛特Hold on, I have to tell Bernadette.妮妮你猜怎么着Hey, Bernie, guess what?谢尔顿跟艾米订婚啦你相信吗？Sheldon and Amy got engaged. Can you believe it? 天啊我真不敢相信Oh, my God. I cannot believe it.她好像高兴到... 在喜极而泣啊She's so happy... I think she's crying.你觉得谢尔顿会想要办类似Do you think Sheldon's gonna want奇葩的《星舰迷航》主题的婚礼吗some weird Star Trek wedding?我不知道I don't know.莱纳德当时想说Well, Leonard could barely finish the words"《神秘博士》婚礼蛋糕" ，"Doctor Who wedding cake"还没说完就被我狠狠拒绝before I shut that down hard.你有在听我说话吗Are you listening to me?有啊你对莱纳德毫无人性我听到了Yeah, you're mean to Leonard. I heard you.你还好吗Is everything okay?我要告诉你一件事Look, I'm gonna tell you something,但你不许惊慌失措but you can't freak out,因为我已经很手足无措了because I'm already freaking out.天啊什么事Oh, my God, what is it?我又怀孕了I'm pregnant again.什... Wha...有点儿意思Interesting.霍华德知道了会疯的Howard's gonna lose his mind.慢着你还没告诉他吗Wait, you haven't told him yet?没有No.你第一个告诉我吗噢，妮妮小亲亲You told me first? Oh, Bernie!这事不应该啊我们很小心的This wasn't supposed to happen-- we were careful.对啊我本来还以为哺乳期内Yeah, I didn't even think you could get pregnant女人是不会怀孕的呢while you were breastfeeding.结果呢老娘就怀了Well, guess what? You can.好吧听着这是一件好事Okay, look, look, this is a good thing.这样哈雷就会有个弟弟Halley's gonna have a little brother或者妹妹陪她玩了or sister to play with.我想那应该是会挺可爱的I guess that would be pretty cute.你知道吗我也是我爸妈的意外之喜And, you, know, I was a surprise to my parents, 我爸说我是发生在他们身上and my dad said it was the best thing最美好的事that ever happened to them.好吧也许这个宝宝是上天的恩赐Okay. Maybe this baby actually is a blessing.天啊亲爱的当然了Oh, my God, honey, of course it is.我怎么会又怀上了呢How am I pregnant again?对啊你们怎么搞的Yeah, what were you thinking?机票确认好了All right, I'm all checked in to my flight.我好难过你要走了Well, I'm sad you're leaving.为什么你会订当天来回呢Why'd you only book a flight for one day?我来是为了求婚I came here to propose.要是你拒绝我我可不想If you'd said no, I wouldn't want to stick around留下来看着你的蠢样looking at your stupid face.是这样的只有你在拒绝我的情况下Now, mind you, your face is only stupid你才会是一脸蠢样in the "No" version of the story.但我答应了所以我一辈子得到了这个聪明样But I said yes, so I get a lifetime of this.是啊聪明样Yes, you do, smart face.不如你多待几天吧Why don't you stay a few extra days?我没带别的衣服Well, I don't have any other clothes.我们可以去买We'll get you some.不要了吧我这个人很挑的Oh, I don't know, I'm pretty particular.离这儿不到1英里的地方有家漫画店Well, there's a comic book store less than a mile from here. 棒买买买Perfect, let's go shopping.对了我今晚要跟同事共进晚餐Oh, um, and I'm having dinner with some colleagues tonight.他们会很高兴见到你的I'm sure they'd love to meet you.来嘛好不好Come on, what do you say?你开始用烦我的招数了Aw, you're nagging me.感觉我们已经结婚了似的It's like we're already married.那到底好不好嘛Is that a yes or a no?天啊留点力给蜜月吧Geez, save some for the honeymoon.瞧那是诺维茨基Look at Nowitzki over there.不敢相信她想从艾米身边抢走谢尔顿I can't believe she tried to steal Sheldon from Amy.瞧好了You know what?我现在要过去告诉她他们订婚了I'm gonna go there and tell her that they're engaged now她的小把戏落空了and that her little plan didn't work.这是因为你想维护谢尔顿Because you're sticking up for Sheldon,还是因为你还在气她拒绝了你or because you're still mad she rejected you?距离太远听不到你在讲什么Too far away, can't hear you.你好拉蒙娜Hello, Ramona.你好Hello.怎么独自一人坐在这呢Why are you sitting by yourself?我知道了Oh, that's right,谢尔顿在新泽西他和艾米订婚了Sheldon's in New Jersey being engaged to Amy.我听说了I heard.现在谢尔顿已经是过去式Now that Sheldon's out of the picture,我可以再给你个机会跟我约会I could give you one more chance to go out with me.谢邀不用了Nope, I'm good.你确定吗You sure?我可不会再问第二次I will not ask again.我真心希望你不会再问了I sincerely hope not.行Very well.那在气氛变尴尬之前我先离开了I'm going to leave before this gets awkward.要我做晚饭吗Want me to make dinner?好啊不过你能先坐下来吗Uh, sure, but first, why don't you have a seat?我有东西给你看There's something I need to show you.是晚饭教程的话就完美了Ooh, if it's how to make dinner, that'd be great.这是... 验孕棒吗Is this a... pregnancy test?是的Yes.这表示... 有了吗That means... positive?是的Yes.不是吧No.是的Yes.不不是N-- No.是的Yes.别啊No!这怎么可能发生呢How could this even happen?我们这么小心Uh, w-- we were careful.就是发生了-不可能- Well, it did. - ?No!我不能接受-接受现实吧-Yes! Yes! - ?No! No!好吧好吧行吧Okay! Okay! Okay!那我们该怎么办Well, w-what are we gonna do?什么叫"我们该怎么办" What do you mean what are we gonna do?我们又要生一个宝宝了We're gonna have another baby.不不-别叫了- No! No! ?- Stop that!就是怀了-我也想不叫啊?- Yes! - No, I'm trying!我知道这感觉很可怕但是Look, I know it's scary, but...我们都是负责任的成年人我们能行we're both responsible adults, we can do this.你真这么想吗You really think so?不No!你好斯图尔特-你好拉杰- Hey, Stuart. - Oh, hey, Raj.有什么能帮到你的What can I help you with?我要买一份订婚礼物I need to buy an engagement gift.那你来错地方了Well, you came to the wrong place.是送给谢尔顿和艾米的It's for Sheldon and Amy.不是吧他们订婚了-是的- No way! They're engaged? - Yeah.真是个令人激动的好消息Well, that's exciting news.谁能想到谢尔顿和艾米会是下一对Who would've thought Sheldon and Amy would be the next two 喜结连理的呢to tie the knot?可不是嘛我才是那个Tell me about it. I'm the one在莱纳德和佩妮婚礼上接到捧花的人who caught the bouquet at Leonard and Penny's wedding.通常是女生抢捧花/抢到捧花的人会延续幸福/最快下一个结婚好吧Okay.我看看Uh... you know,他们可能会喜欢这个they might like this.超人和神奇女侠挺浪漫的Superman and Wonder Woman, it's kind of romantic.其实呢You know what?我干嘛给他们买礼物Why am I buying them a gift?他们已经拥有爱了They have love.去他们幸福脱单的Screw them and their happiness.你有没有适合苦逼单身狗的东西What do you have for someone who's bitter and alone?基本上全部都是Literally everything.谢尔顿这两位是我研究小组的领导Sheldon, these are the heads of my research team.你好-赞恩博士哈里斯博士- Oh, hello. - Dr. Zane, Dr. Harris,这是我未婚夫谢尔顿·库珀博士this is my fiance, Dr. Sheldon Cooper.这是我第一次这样说That's the first time I've said that我都得起鸡皮疙瘩了and it kind of gave me the goose bumps.库珀博士Dr. Cooper,很高兴能见到你we are so excited to meet you.太客气了Well, that's very kind of you.如果你希望的话，饭后我可以帮你们在菜单上签名If you'd like, I could autograph your menus after dinner, yeah?但最好别让我发现你们拿去网上拍卖But I better not see those on eBay.不不我们只是很开心能见到No, no, no, we're just excited to meet the man赢得这位才华横溢的女士的男士who landed this brilliant woman here.那一点都不难That wasn't hard,是她倒追我的she threw herself at me.但要让宇宙向我展露"私密之处" Now, getting the universe to show me its naughty bits,那才需要费一番功夫that-that took some doing.谢尔顿是物理学家Sheldon's a physicist.挺不错啊Oh, that's nice.艾米我最近读了你Amy, I recently read your paper on lesions关于嗅觉受体损伤的论文in the olfactory receptors in the brain.非常受到启发It was inspired.看来水平不算太臭Oh, well, I guess it didn't stink.但即使臭了那只老鼠也闻不到But if it did, that rat wouldn't have known it.抱歉?I'm sorry,你肯定不想坐在这儿I'm sure you don't want to sit here听我们聊工作and listen to a bunch of work talk.不我很喜欢Oh, no, I love it.我们来聊工作吧No, but let's talk about work.艾米的工作我的工作Amy's work, my work.不如就先聊我的工作吧Yeah, why don't we start with my work?我还真有个问题想问库珀博士Actually, I do have a question for Dr. Cooper.艾米首次告诉你她对突触追踪的切入点时When Amy first told you about her approach to synaptic tracing,你有意料到会给这个领域带来巨大变革吗did you think it was gonna revolutionize the field?不是吧Really?你要问的就是这个吗That's your question?怎么你是综艺节目《今夜娱乐》的人吗What are you, Entertainment Tonight?这样吧You know what?我来给你提供一个更好的问题听着Let me give you a better question. Here,"库珀博士um, "Dr. Cooper,听说你正在为美国军方I heard you were working on a top-secret project研究一个最高机密项目for the U.S. Military.不如跟我们说说这个吧" Why don't you tell us about that?"这才是个好问题See, that's a great question.好吧那项目怎么样Okay, what was that like?我不能告诉你那可是最高机密Oh, I can't tell you that, it's top-secret.刚才好心累Boy, that was exhausting.无意冒犯但你的同事很无礼You know, no offense, but your colleagues were pretty rude.是吗是他们无礼吗Really, they were rude?是啊Yes.他们只会一直说你的事说你有多了不起They just kept talking about you and how great you are, 完全无视我多次提起我自己no matter how many times I brought me up.他们是我的同事You know, these are my colleagues想谈论我的工作成果and they want to talk about my work.这有什么好让你不爽的Why does that bother you so much?因为我也在场啊Because I was there.就像请《变形金刚》的擎天柱来吃饭It's like having Optimus Prime over to dinner却不叫他变身卡车一样and not asking him to turn into a truck.你知道吗谢尔顿You know what, Sheldon?你并非永远是所有空间里最聪明的人You're not always the smartest person in every room.你很可能都不是这房间里最聪明的人You may not even be the smartest person in this room.不好意思Oh, I am sorry.难道尼尔·德格拉塞·泰森躲在沙发后面吗What, is Neil deGrasse Tyson hiding behind the couch? 著名天体物理学家如果真是他也没多聪明'Cause if he is, he's not that smart,因为后面挺多灰的it's pretty dusty back there.你要去哪里Hey, where are you going?我要气冲冲地回我的房间I'm storming off to my room.那我能气冲冲地走去哪儿Well, then where am I supposed to storm off to?你那么聪明怎么不自己想Well, you're so smart, why don't you figure it out?还有其他卧室吗Is there another bedroom?或者小房间之类的Perhaps a-a den?你们对你子宫里那个新事物So, how are you guys doing with all the new适应得怎么样events in your womb?挺好的，你知道吗？Good, you know?很明显这事我们也没预料到Obviously, it was a surprise.之前发生了一些哭泣和争吵There was some crying and some yelling.有些“和好性事”的提议也被拒绝了Some suggestion of make-up sex that did not go over well,哪怕我们不可能怀上加怀even though it's not like we can get more pregnant.但我们意识到这是一份礼物But then we realized that it's a gift, in the sense虽然我们没有主动要求that we didn't ask for it,也没有主动选择and we may not have chosen it...而且我们已经有一个了And we already have one.你知道吗？每当我买到喜欢的上衣You know, whenever I find a top I like,我就会回去再买一件同款不同色的I always go back and get a second one in a different color.我希望你们的宝宝不会是不同色Which I hope is not the case with your baby.我知道你们吓坏了但你们是很好的父母I know you guys are freaked out, but you're great parents你们如果需要帮忙我们随时都在and if you ever need help, we are here for you.是啊不管什么忙开口就是了Yeah, anything at all, just ask.你知道你们能做什么吗Ooh, you know what you could do?你们可以也生个宝宝You could have a baby, too.不好意思你说什么I'm sorry, what?真是个好主意我们可以一起经历这个过程No, that's a great idea, we could go through it together.那一定会很好玩对吧Wouldn't that be fun?你们刚刚才在说You guys were just saying你们有多害怕多凄惨how freaked out and miserable you are.我经常说疯话I say a lot of crazy things.毕竟我怀孕了体内激素发生变化I'm pregnant and hormonal.快点生个宝宝干起来Do it! Have a baby, do it!那画面超级萌我们的孩子在一起玩耍Come on, it'd be so cute, our kids playing together?怎么样你们俩快去把床单滚起What do you say, why don't you two hit the old mattress赶紧搞出个娃娃来and whip up a family?我们才不会为了让你们开心Okay, we're not gonna have a baby就赶紧生孩子呢just to make you guys feel better.想让我俩生孩子除非是我们准备好了Yeah, if we're gonna have a baby it's gonna be when we are ready,或者我确定佩妮要抛弃我了or when I'm certain Penny is gonna leave me.没错Exactly.他们都是我的朋友我应该为他们高兴They're my friends, and I should be happy for them.我也努力过了A-And I'm trying,但我只感到满腹纠结和莫名的空虚but all I feel is this gnawing, empty sensation in my gut.我也曾有过这种感觉I had that once.后来发现是我肚里长了绦虫Turned out it was a tapeworm.好吧... Cool. Uh...只是... 这种事很难跟其他朋友聊It's just...it's hard talking to my other friends about this,但我想你可以理解我but I knew you would understand.为什么Why is that?因为你和我都是单身狗Because you and I are both alone,想想还真是抚慰人心which is actually kind of comforting,至少我们单着的路上有个伴because at least we can be alone together.这真是太尴尬了Mm. This is-this is awkward.我今晚本来打算提早关店I, um, I was actually gonna close up a little early tonight因为我要去约会'cause I have a date.真的吗Really?真的Yeah.请原谅我无法为你感到开心Forgive me if I'm having trouble being happy for you.小傻瓜痛在你身乐在我心Don't be silly, I'm loving your pain.这会是我俩结婚以后的状态吗Is this how our marriage is going to be?有时候人们会更愿意和她说话Sometimes people will be more interested而不是和我说话吗in talking to her than to me?你现在人在厕所吗Are you sitting in a bathroom?是的Yes.我需要一个能让我发泄的地方I needed a place to storm off to这里是唯一可以的地方and it was all that was available.好吧Fine.但如果我听见马桶冲水的声音谈话立刻结束But if I hear a flush, this conversation is over.即使有一位世界级的智者在那些人的面前Those people were in the presence of a world-class mind, 而他们却只想聊那些无聊废话and all they wanted to talk about was their own nonsense.你能听出其中的讽刺意味吗Can you see the irony in that statement?听出来没How about now?现在呢How about now?我等你慢慢想I'll wait.惊喜Surprise.糟了今天是我们的纪念日吗Oh, crap, is it our anniversary?不等一下No. Wait.-不-不是- No. - No.好吧那我们是在庆祝什么事All right, so what are we celebrating?你知道博纳黛特和霍华德又怀孕了Well, you know, Bernadette and Howard are pregnant again, 艾米和谢尔顿也要结婚了and Amy and Sheldon are getting married.我不想让你感到受冷落I didn't want you to feel left out.什么受冷落吗Ah. Left out?博纳黛特肚子里要长一个小宝宝Well, Bernadette has to grow a baby inside of her,艾米马上要嫁给另一个小宝宝and Amy has to marry one.我的人生非常圆满My life is great.所以你不想吃这蛋糕了吗So do you not want the cake?你把它端走试试看Try and take it away, see what happens.糟了今天真是我们结婚纪念日Oh, crap, it is our anniversary.结婚纪念日快乐Happy anniversary!艾米Amy.有些事我要告诉你There's something I need to say to you.我听着呢I'm listening.我一直在想复仇者联盟I've been thinking about the Avengers.我相信I believe that.但我觉得这没什么好跟我说的But I don't think that's something you needed to say to me.我意识到钢铁侠超屌I realized that Iron Man is great.但同时美国队长也很不错And also, that Captain America is great.有时钢铁侠还会出现在美国队长的电影里And sometimes, Iron Man is in a Captain America movie, 他也不会因为这不是钢铁侠电影而生气and he's not mad it's not an Iron Man movie.他只是帅气飞来让观众热血沸腾You know, he can fly in, give the audience a thrill,然后再霸气飞走and then fly away.我今晚应该这么表现才对And that should've been me tonight.我应该当你电影中的讨喜龙套I should've been the delightful cameo in your movie.谢谢你谢尔顿Thank you, Sheldon.相反的我表现得像暴怒的绿巨人一样... Instead, I was like the Hulk, and I...够了请不要再提复仇者联盟了Okay, please stop talking about the Avengers.总而言之Anyway.我为你骄傲I'm proud of you.我以后会尽量学习分享目光焦点And I'm going to try to do a better job因为我们是同一个队的of sharing the spotlight because we're a team.你懂吗就像是棒球道奇队的球员You know? Much like t-the Dodgers.如果他们有超能力和会打击犯罪If they had superpowers, and fought crime.而且雷神索尔也在队里And Thor was in them.谢尔顿我知道这很不容易Sheldon, I know this isn't easy,但你会有一辈子来慢慢练习but you'll have a whole lifetime to practice.也许真的需要这么久我对此非常不在行I-It could take that long, I'm really bad at it.也许... You know, maybe, um,我该从现在开始赶紧回帕萨迪纳I should start right now, and go back to Pasadena让你好好独自享受这一切and let you have this experience to yourself.你就是想回到那个You just want to go back大家都稀罕你的地方吧'cause that's where everybody makes a fuss over you.你的同事说得对你真是冰雪聪明You know, your colleagues are right, you are brilliant.3个月后3 months later你们好呀Hello.艾米欢迎回来Amy, welcome back.让我看看订婚戒指Oh, l-let me see the ring.美死了Ooh, nice.喂喂别乱看呀H-Hey, her eyes are up there.那就是亲了谢尔顿的女人吗I-Is that the woman who kissed Sheldon?有可能-很难说跟我们说说普林斯顿的事- Uh... Could be. - Hard to say. Tell us about Princeton. 请稍等我一会儿Excuse me for a minute.不我们之后再聊Not-- well, we'll catch up later.这将是自从我的阿姨在家族聚会上This is going to be the biggest smack down和我表姐穿了同样的沙丽之后since my Aunt Noopur showed up at the family reunion最大的一次撕逼大战了wearing the same sari as my cousin Sruti.诺维茨基博士Dr. Nowitzki?福勒博士你好Dr. Fowler. Um, hello.谢谢我衷心谢谢你全家Thank you. Thank you so much.。

第一季8集: The Grasshopper Experiment----(小人物实验)-Sheldon：Damn you, ! 去死吧，隐蔽钱包网。

s-Leonard：Problem 有麻烦了-Sheldon：The online description was completely网站上的介绍完全是在误导人。

misleading.They said eight slots, plus removable ID. 他们说有8个夹层外加一个抽取式证件存放层。

To any rational person, that would mean room for nine这对任何正常人都意味着能放9张卡，cards,but they don't tell you, 但他们不告诉你，the removable ID takes up one slot. 证件存放层要放在1个夹层里。

It's a nightmare! 真是场恶梦！-Leonard：Okay, now, do you really need 好吧，但你真会用到那张the Honorary Justice League of America membership card 美国正义联盟荣誉会员卡吗-Sheldon：It's been in every wallet I've owned since我从5岁起就一直保持卡不离钱包了。

I was five.-Leonard：Why 为什么？-Sheldon：It says "Keep this on your person at all这上面说"任何时候都要随身携带"。

times."It's right here under Batman's signature. 就在这儿，蝙蝠侠签名的下面。

-Raj：...and this is Leonard and Sheldon's apartment. ...这里是Leonard和Sheldon的公寓。

Big bangPart 1-Penny：Hi, guys.Looks like you've been to the renaissance fair... I'm hoping.You guys, this is my friend Eric.伙计们。

好像你们刚才去文艺复兴集会了…我希望是。

伙计们，这是我的朋友Eric。

-Leonard：So, yeah, good to see you.很高兴见到你。

-Penny：It's good to see you, too.We should probably go.Bye, guys.我也是。

我们应该走了。

大家再见。

-Man：I like your hat.我很喜欢你的帽子。

-Howard：Thanks, my mom made it.Penny with a new guy, tri-awkward.谢谢，是我妈做的。

Penny有了新男友，非常尴尬。

-Leonard：It wasn't awkward. It wasn't fun. Besides, what's the big deal? We dated, we stopped dating, and now we're both moving on.没什么尴尬的，不过也不算好玩。

再说了，有什么关系？我们约会过而现在已经不约会了，我们都有了新发展。

-Raj：By moving on, Do you mean she's going out with other men and you spent the afternoon making 15th-century soap with Wolowitz?你说的发展的意思是不是指当她和另外一个男人约会的时候，你却整个下午都在和Wolowitz做十五世纪的肥皂。

-Leonard：Can we please just go in? My chain mail's stuck in my underwear.我们快点进去好吗？我的锁子甲被夹在内裤里了。

生活大爆炸第四季中英文剧本完整版Season 4, Episode 1: The Robotic Manipulation-Howard: And now the Kung Pao Chicken.这是宫保鸡丁。

-Leonard: Ah, yeah. Wow.啊，好，哇。

-Raj: Smooth.smooth: 平稳地，顺利地厉害。

-Howard: And finally,finally: 最终，最后最后，my Moo Shu Pork.是我的木须肉。

-Raj: Whoo-hoo!哇塞!-Howard: Oh, there you have it, gentlemen.好了,先生们,你们都看到了Our entire dinner unpacked by robot.entire: 全部的，整个的 dinner: 晚餐，晚宴 unpack: 打开机器人已经把所有饭菜取出来了。

-Raj: And it only took 28 minutes.仅仅花了28分钟时间。

-Sheldon: Impressive,impressive: 令人钦佩的，给人印象深刻的真不错啊，but we must be cautious.cautious: 谨慎的，小心的不过我们得小心点。

-Howard: Why?为什么?-Sheldon: Today, it's a Chinese food retrieval robot. retrieval: 检索，取回，恢复今天，这是个中餐传递机器人，Tomorrow, it travels back in timetravel: 旅行，旅途明天，它会及时地穿越时空，and tries to kill Sarah Connor.回去谋杀Sarah Connor(终结者外传女主人公)。

-Leonard: I don't think that's going to happen, Sheldon. Sheldon 我可不相信会发生这样的事情。

Script compiled bywww.big-bang-forum.deTHE address for geeks and …The Big Bang Theory“ fans!THE BIG BANG THEORYbyChuck Lorre & Bill PradySeason 1, Episode 2 (s01e02)Title: The Big Bran Hypothesis---> Dialog only <---LEONARDHere you go. Pad thai, no peanuts.HOWARDDoes it have peanut oil?LEONARDI'm not sure. Everyone keep an eyeon Howard in case he starts toswell up.SHELDONSince it's not bee season, you canhave my epinephrine.RAJESHAre there any chopsticks?SHELDONYou don't need chopsticks. This isThai food.LEONARDHere we go.SHELDONThailand has had the fork since thelatter half of the 19th century.Interestingly they don't put thefork in their mouth they use it toput the food on a spoon which thengoes into their mouth.LEONARDAsk him for a napkin, I dare you.I'll get it.HOWARDDo I look puffy? I feel puffy.PENNYHey, Leonard.LEONARDOh, hi, Penny.PENNYAm I interrupting?LEONARDNo.SHELDONYou're not swelling, Howard.HOWARDNo, no, look at my fingers. They're like Vienna sausages.PENNYSounds like you have company.LEONARDThey're not going anywhere. So,you're coming home from work.That's great. How was work?PENNYWell, you know, it's a Cheesecake Factory. People order cheesecake and I bring it to 'em.LEONARDSo you kind of act as like a carbohydrate delivery system?PENNYMm... Yeah, call it whatever you want, I get minimum wage. Yeah. Um, anyways I was wondering if youcould help me out with something,I'm kinda...LEONARDYes.PENNYOh. Okay, great, I'm having some furniture delivered tomorrow and I may not be here, so, oh... Hello.HOWARD[speaks in Russian]PENNYI'm sorry?HOWARDHaven't you ever been told how beautiful you are in flawless Russian?PENNYNo, I haven't.HOWARDGet used to it.PENNYYeah, I probably won't. Hey, Sheldon.SHELDONHi.PENNYHey, Raj. Still not talking to me, huh?SHELDONDon't take it personally, it's his pathology. He can't talk to women.HOWARDHe can't talk to atractive women,or in your case, a cheesecake- scented goddess.LEONARDSo there's gonna be some furniture delivered?PENNYYeah, yeah. If it gets here and I'm not here tomorrow, could you just sign for it and have them put it in my apartment?LEONARDYeah, no problem.PENNYGreat, here's my spare key. Thank you.LEONARDPenny, wait.PENNYYeah?LEONARDUm... If you don't have any other plans, do you want to join us for Thai food and a Superman movie marathon?PENNYA marathon? Wow, how many Superman movies are there?SHELDONYou're kidding, right?PENNYYeah, I do like the one where Lois Lane falls from the helicopter and Superman swooshes down and catches her. Which one was that?LEONARD, SHELDON,HOWARD, RAJESHOne.SHELDONYou realize that scene was rifewith scientific inaccuracy.PENNYYes, I know, men can't fly.SHELDONNo, no. Let's assume that they can. Ahem. Lois Lane is falling. Accelerating at an initial rate of 32 feet per second per second. Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel. Miss Lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles an hour, hits them and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces.LEONARDUnless Superman matches her speed and decelerates.SHELDONIn what space, sir? In what space? She's 2 feet above the ground. Yeah, frankly, if he really loved her, he'd let her hit the pavement. It'd be a more merciful death.LEONARDExcuse me, your entire argument is predicated on the assumption that Superman's flight is a feat of strength.SHELDONAre you listening to yourself? Itis well established that Superman's flight is a feat of strength. It is an extension of his ability to leap tall buildings, an ability he derives from exposure to Earth's yellow sun.HOWARDYeah and you don't have a problem with that? How does he fly at night?SHELDONOh. A combination of the moon's solar reflection and the energy-storage capacity of Kryptonian skin cells.PENNYI'm just gonna go wash up.LEONARDI have 2600 comic books in there. I challenge you to find a single reference to Kryptonian skin cells.SHELDONChallenge accepted. We're locked out.RAJESHAlso, the pretty girl left.============================================ THEME SONG ===========================================LEONARDOkay. Her apartment's on the fourth floor, but the elevator's broken, so you're gonna have to... Oh,your're just gonna be done? Okay, cool, thanks. I guess we'll just bring it up ourselves.SHELDONI hardly think so.LEONARDWhy not?SHELDONWell, we don't have a dolly orlifting belts or any measurable upper-body strength.LEONARDWe don't need strength. We're physicists. We are the intellectual descendants of Archimedes. Give me a fulcrum and a lever and I can move the Earth. It's just a matter... I don't have this. Idon't have this! I don't have this.SHELDONArchimedes would be so proud.LEONARDDo you have any ideas?SHELDONYes, but they all involve a Green Lantern and a power ring.LEONARDEasy.SHELDONEasy.LEONARDOkay. Now we've got an inclined plane. The force required to liftis reduced by the sine of the angle of the stairs, call it 30 degrees, so, about half.SHELDONExactly half.LEONARDExactly half. Let's push. Okay. See, it's moving. This is easy.It's all in the math.SHELDONWhat's your formula for the corner?LEONARDWhat? Oh, okay. Ah. Okay, yeah, no problem. Just come up here, help me pull and turn.SHELDONAh, gravity, thou art a heartless bitch. You do understand that our efforts here will in no wayincrease the odds of you having sexual congress with this woman.LEONARDMen do things for women without expecting sex.SHELDONYeah, those would be men who just had sex.LEONARDI'm doing this to be a good neighbor. In any case, there's no way it could lower the odds. Almost there. Almost there. Almost there.SHELDONNo, we're not.LEONARDI'm sorry.SHELDONNo, we're not! No, we're not! Watch your fingers. Watch your fingers.LEONARDYeah.SHELDONOh God, my fingers!LEONARDYou okay?SHELDONNo, it hurt... Great Caesar's ghost, look at this place.LEONARDSo Penny is a little messy.SHELDONA little messy? The Mandelbrot set of complex numbers is a little messy. This is chaos. Excuse me. Explain to me an organizational system where a tray of flatware on a couch is valid. I'm justinferring this is a couch because the evidence suggests the coffee table is having a tiny garage sale.LEONARDDid it ever occur to you that not everyone has the compulsive need to sort, organize and label the entire world around them?SHELDONNo.LEONARDWell, they don't. Hard as it may be for you to believe, most peopledon't sort their breakfast cereal numerically by fiber content.SHELDONExcuse me, but I think we've both found that helpful at times.LEONARDCome on, we should go.SHELDONHang on.LEONARDWhat are you doing?SHELDONI'm straightening up.LEONARDSheldon, this is not your home.SHELDONThis is not anyone's home. This is a swirling vortex of entropy.LEONARDWhen the transvestite lived here, you didn't care how he kept the place.SHELDONBecause it was immaculate. I mean, you opened that man's closet, it was left to right, evening gowns,cocktail dresses, then his police uniforms.LEONARDWhat were you doing in his closet?SHELDONI helped him run some cable for a webcam.PENNYHey, guys.LEONARDOh, hey, Penny. This just arrived. We just brought this up. Just now.PENNYGreat. Oh, was it hard getting it up the stairs?LEONARDNo.SHELDONNo?LEONARDNo.SHELDONNo.LEONARDWell, we'll get out of your hair.PENNYOkay, great. Thank you again.SHELDONPenny. Ahem. I just want you to know that you don't have to live like this. I'm here for you.PENNYWhat's he talking about?LEONARDIt's a joke.PENNYI don't get it.LEONARDYeah, he didn't tell it right. Sheldon? Sheldon?? Hello? Sheldon!SHELDONShh! Penny's sleeping.LEONARDAre you insane? You can't just break into a woman's apartment in the middle of the night and clean.SHELDONI had no choice. I couldn't sleep knowing that just outside my bedroom was our living room, and just outside our living room was that hallway, and immediately adjacent to the hallway was... this.LEONARDDo you realize that if Penny wakes up, there is no reasonable explanation as to why we're here.SHELDONI just gave you a reasonable explanation.LEONARDNo, no. You gave me an explanation. Its reasonableness will be determined by a jury of your peers.SHELDONDon't be ridiculous. I have no peers.LEONARDSheldon, we have to get out of here.SHELDONYou might want to speak in a lower register.LEONARDWhat?SHELDONEvolution has made women sensitive to high-pitched noises while they sleep so that they'll be roused by a crying baby. If you want to avoid waking her, speak in a lower register.LEONARDThat's ridiculous!SHELDONNo, that's ridiculous.LEONARDFine. I accept your premise. Now, please, let's go.SHELDONI'm not leaving until I'm done.LEONARDOh, no.SHELDONIf you have time to lean, you have time to clean.LEONARDOh, what the hell.SHELDONGood morning.LEONARDMorning.SHELDONI have to say I slept splendidly. Granted not long, but just deeply and well.LEONARDI'm not surprised. A well-knownfolk cure for insomnia is to break in your neighbor's apartment and clean.SHELDONSarcasm?LEONARDYou think?SHELDONGranted, my methods may have been somewhat unorthodox, but I thinkthe end result will be a measurable enhancement to Penny's quality of life.LEONARDYou know what, you convinced me. Maybe tonight we should sneak in and shampoo her carpet.SHELDONYou don't think that crosses a line?LEONARDYes. For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?SHELDONYou have a sarcasm sign?LEONARDNo, I do not have a sarcasm sign.SHELDONYou want some cereal? I feel so good today, I'm gonna choose from the low-fiber end of the shelf. Hello, …Honey Puffs“.PENNYSon of a bitch!LEONARDPenny's up.PENNYYou sick, geeky bastards!LEONARDHow did she know it was us?SHELDONI may have left a suggested organizational schematic for her bedroom closet.PENNYLeonard?LEONARDGod, this is gonna be bad.SHELDONGoodbye, ...Honey Puffs“. Hello, (i)Bran“.PENNYYou came into my apartment last night while I was sleeping?LEONARDYes, but only to clean.SHELDONReally more to organize. You're not actually dirty, per se.PENNYGive me back my key.LEONARDI'm very, very sorry.PENNYDo you understand how creepy this is?LEONARDOh. Yes, we discussed it at length last night.PENNYIn my apartment? While I was sleeping?SHELDONAnd snoring. And that's probably just a sinus infection. But itcould be sleep apnea. You might want to see an otolaryngologist. The throat doctor.PENNYAnd what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses?SHELDONDepending on the depth, that's either a proctologist or a general surgeon. Oh.PENNYGod!LEONARDOkay, look, Penny. I think whatyou're feeling is perfectly valid and maybe a little bit later today when you're feeling a little less, for lack of a better word,violated, maybe we can talk about this some more.PENNYStay away from me.LEONARDSure, that's another way to go.SHELDONPenny, Penny, hold on. Just to clarify, because there will be a discussion when you leave. Is your objection solely to our presence in the apartment while you were sleeping or do you also object to the imposition of a new organizational paradigm. Well, that was a little non-responsive.LEONARDYou are going to march yourself over there right now and apologize.LEONARDWhat's funny?SHELDONThat wasn't sarcasm?LEONARDNo!SHELDONWhoo. Boy, you are all over the place this morning. I have amaster's and two Ph.Ds, I shouldnot have to do this.PENNYWhat?SHELDONI am truly sorry for what happened last night. I take full responsibility. And I hope that it won't color your opinion of Leonard, who is not only awonderful guy, but also, I hear, a gentle and thorough lover. I didwhat I could.PENNYHey, Raj. Hey, listen, I don't know if you heard about what happened last night with Leonard and Sheldon, but I'm really upset about it. I mean, they just, they let themselves into my place and then they cleaned it. Can you even believe that? How weird isthat? ...RAJESHOh, she's standing very close to me. Oh, my. She does smell good. What is that? Vanilla?PENNY... You know. Where I come from, someone comes into your house at night, you shoot. Okay? And youdon't shoot to wound. I mean, all right, my sister shot her husband, but it was an accident, they were drunk. Wait, what was I saying? ...RAJESHShe's so chatty. Maybe my parents are right. Maybe I'd be better off with an Indian girl. We'd have the same cultural background and mywife could sing to my children the same lullabies my mother sang to me.PENNY... It's obvious that they meant well, but I'm just, I'm having a really rough time. Like I said, I broke up with my boyfriend and it's all freaking me out ...RAJESH[starts to sing an Indian lullaby]PENNY... I mean, just because most ofthe men I've known in my life happen to be jerks, doesn't mean I should just assume Leonard and Sheldon are. Right?RAJESHShe asked me a question. I should probably nod.PENNYThat's exactly what I thought. Thank you for listening. You're a doll.RAJESHUh-oh. Turn your pelvis.HOWARDGrab a napkin, homie. You just got served.LEONARDIt's fine. You win.HOWARDWhat's his problem?SHELDONHis imaginary girlfriend broke up with him.HOWARDBeen there.RAJESHHello. Sorry I'm late, but I was in the hallway, chatting up Penny.HOWARDReally? You? Rajesh Koothrappali, spoke to Penny?RAJESHActually, I was less the chatter than the chattee.LEONARDWhat did she say? Is she still mad at me?RAJESHWell, she was upset at first, but probably because her sister shot somebody. But then there was something about you and then she hugged me.HOWARDShe hugged you? How'd she hug you? Is that her perfume I smell?RAJESHIntoxicating, isn't it?PENNYHi.LEONARDOh.PENNYWhat's going on?LEONARDUh. Here's the thing: …Penny, just as Oppenheimer came to regret his contributions to the first atomic bomb, so too I regret myparticipation in what was, at the very least, an error in judgment.The hallmark of the great human experiment is the willingness to recognize one's mistakes. Some mistakes, such as Madam Curie's discovery of radium, turned out to have great scientific potential, even though she would later die a slow, painful death from radiation poisoning. Another example, fromthe field of Ebola research...“PENNYLeonard.LEONARDYeah?PENNYWe're okay.LEONARDSix two-inch dowels?SHELDONCheck.LEONARDOne package Philips head screws?SHELDONCheck.PENNYYou guys, seriously, I grew up on a farm, okay? I rebuilt a tractor engine when I was, like, 12. Ithink I can put together a cheap, swedish media center.LEONARDNo. Please, we insist. It's the least we can do, considering...SHELDONConsidering what? How great this place looks?HOWARDOh, boy, I was afraid of this.LEONARDWhat?HOWARDThese instructions are apictographic representation of the least imaginative way to assemble these components. This, right here is why Sweden has no space program.PENNYWell, it looked pretty good in the store.LEONARDIt is an inefficient design. For example, Penny has a flat screen TV, which means all the space behind it is wasted.SHELDONWe could put her stereo back there.LEONARDAnd control it how?SHELDONRun an infrared repeater, photocell here, emitter here, easy-peasy.HOWARDGood point. How are you gonna cool it?Hey guys, I got this.SHELDONHang on, Penny. How about fans? Here and here.LEONARDAlso inefficient, and might be loud.HOWARDHow about liquid coolant? Maybe a little aquarium pump here, run some quarter-inch PVC...PENNYGuys, this is actually really simple.HOWARDHold on, honey, men at work. PVC comes down here. Maybe a little corrugated sheet metal as aradiator here.LEONARDOh, really? Show me where we put a drip tray, a sluice and an overflow reservoir?SHELDONAnd if water's involved, we're gonna have to ground the crap outof the thing.PENNYGuys, it's hot in here. I thinkI'll just take off all my clothes.LEONARDOh, I've got it. What about if we replace panels A, B and F and crossbar H with aircraft-grade aluminum?SHELDONRight, then the entire thing will be one heat sink.HOWARDPerfect. Leonard, why don't you and Sheldon go to the junkyard and pick up 6 square meters of scrap aluminum? Raj and I'll run down to my lab and get the oxyacetylene torch.LEONARDMeet back here in an hour?HOWARDDone.LEONARDGot it.PENNYOkay, this place does look pretty good.THE END。

The Big Bang Theory Season01 Chi-Eng ScriptThe Big Bang Theory S01E01 第一季第一集100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,460如果一个光子打向有两个狭缝的平面So if a photon is directed through a plane200:00:02,580 --> 00:00:04,150如果有一个狭缝可以观测到with two slits in it and either slit is observed,300:00:04,150 --> 00:00:05,150那它没有同时通过两个狭缝it will not go through both slits.400:00:05,270 --> 00:00:06,450如果观测不到那它会通过If it's unobserved,it will.500:00:06,570 --> 00:00:09,010但如果它是在离开平面后However,if it's observed after it's left the plane600:00:09,100 --> 00:00:10,300在击中目标物之前被观测到But before it hits its target,700:00:10,310 --> 00:00:11,680那它不会同时通过两个狭缝it won't have gone through both slits.800:00:11,850 --> 00:00:13,860没错你想说什么Agreed. what's your point?生活大爆炸第一季中英双语对照剧本-------------------两栏省纸打印版------------------900:00:14,050 --> 00:00:17,240没什么我只是觉得这个主意放在T恤上不错There's no point,I just think it's a good idea for a t-shirt.1000:00:22,670 --> 00:00:24,340-您好 -稍等-excuse me. -hang on.1100:00:28,720 --> 00:00:30,340横1是"爱琴海"One across is "aegean."1200:00:30,460 --> 00:00:31,850竖8是"纳巴科夫"(1899-1977 俄裔美国小说家)Eight down is "nabokov."1300:00:31,980 --> 00:00:34,330横26"MCM"26 across is "mcm."1400:00:34,600 --> 00:00:36,900竖14是...你手挡住了...14 down is... move your finger...1500:00:37,780 --> 00:00:40,410是"门"(生物分类) 所以说横十四是"太子港"(海地首都)"phylum" which makes 14 across"port-au-prince"1600:00:42,050 --> 00:00:45,270你看 "Papa Doc"(海地总统绰号)提示了所以是"太子港"See,"papa doc's capitol idea," that's "port-au-prince."1700:00:46,770 --> 00:00:47,770在海地Haiti.1800:00:49,280 --> 00:00:50,870-需要帮忙吗 -是的-can I help you? -yes.1900:00:53,770 --> 00:00:57,020这里是高智商精子库吗Is this the high-iq sperm bank?2000:00:58,590 --> 00:01:01,280如果这还要问的话那你可能不该来这If you have to ask,maybe you shouldn't be here.2100:01:02,460 --> 00:01:04,030我看就是这儿了I think this is the place.2200:01:05,240 --> 00:01:06,960-把表格填了 -谢谢-fill these out. -thank you.2300:01:07,200 --> 00:01:09,020-马上就好 -不急-we'll be right back. -take your time.24 00:01:09,210 --> 00:01:11,370我正好把填字游戏做完I'll just finish my crossword puzzle.2500:01:12,670 --> 00:01:13,950等等Oh,wait.2600:01:25,120 --> 00:01:27,160莱纳德我觉得我做不到Leonard,I don't think I can do this.2700:01:27,380 --> 00:01:29,690开什么玩笑你都是"半职业选手"了What,are you kidding? you're a semi-pro.2800:01:30,870 --> 00:01:33,200不是的我们这是在犯基因欺诈罪No. we are committing genetic fraud.2900:01:33,380 --> 00:01:35,080我们的精子并不能保证There's no guarantee that our sperm3000:01:35,110 --> 00:01:36,790将来就能生出高智商的后代is going to generate high-iqOffspring.3100:01:36,800 --> 00:01:39,560你想想我姐姐和我的DNA结构相同Think about that. I have a sister with the same basic dna mix3200:01:39,680 --> 00:01:41,340可她只是快餐店的女服务生Who hostesses at fuddruckers.3300:01:42,580 --> 00:01:44,420谢尔顿当初是你要来的Sheldon,this was your idea.3400:01:44,670 --> 00:01:45,790这点补贴能让我们A little extra money to get3500:01:45,800 --> 00:01:48,180在寓所里拥有分式T-1带宽fractional t-1 bandwidth in the apartment.3600:01:48,240 --> 00:01:50,940我知道我的确渴望更快的下载速度I know,and I do yearn for faster downloads.3700:01:51,940 --> 00:01:53,070但那些可怜的女人们But there's some poor woman3800:01:53,110 --> 00:01:55,250会把希望寄托在我精子上的who's gonna pin her hopes on my sperm.3900:01:55,290 --> 00:01:57,900如果她最后发现那小不点连曲线下面积What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use4000:01:58,030 --> 00:02:01,470该用积分还是微分算都不知道她会怎么想An integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve? 4100:02:02,360 --> 00:02:04,960-我肯定她还是会爱他的 -我不会-i'm sure she'll still love him. -i wouldn't.4200:02:07,140 --> 00:02:08,630你现在想怎么样Well,what do you want to do?4300:02:08,750 --> 00:02:09,750我想走了I want to leave.4400:02:11,550 --> 00:02:12,890该怎么跟她说呢What's the protocol for leaving?4500:02:13,240 --> 00:02:16,480我不知道...我以前从来没在捐献精子时中途走人过I don't know... I've never reneged on a proffer of sperm before.4600:02:18,020 --> 00:02:19,470我们就直接走吧Let's try just walking out.4700:02:31,630 --> 00:02:33,850-再见 -再见很高兴见到你-bye. -bye. nice meeting you.4800:02:36,820 --> 00:02:38,550你还在为那个精子库的事生气吗Are you still mad about the sperm bank?4900:02:38,660 --> 00:02:39,180没有No.5000:02:40,940 --> 00:02:43,850你想不想听有关楼梯的有趣事情You want to hear an interesting thing about stairs?5100:02:44,320 --> 00:02:45,370不太想Not really.5200:02:46,090 --> 00:02:48,950如果有一格阶梯的高度存在哪怕两毫米的微小差距If the height of a single step is off by as little as two millimeters,5300:02:49,090 --> 00:02:51,410-大多数人会被绊倒 -跟我无关-most people will trip. -i don't care.5400:02:53,300 --> 00:02:55,090两毫...那不太可能吧Two milli... that doesn't seem right.5500:02:55,210 --> 00:02:57,630不是真的我12岁时做过一系列试验No,it's true,I did a series of experiments when I was 125600:02:57,750 --> 00:02:59,280我爸爸还摔断了锁骨My father broke his clavicle.5700:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,550 你就是因为这个被他们送去寄宿学校的? Is that why they sent you to boarding school?5800:03:02,680 --> 00:03:05,350不是是因为我那些关于激光的试验No. that was a result of my work with lasers.5900:03:11,360 --> 00:03:12,390这是新邻居?New neighbor?6000:03:12,610 --> 00:03:13,610很明显Evidently.6100:03:14,060 --> 00:03:16,680比起上一个的水准真是有显著提高Significant improvement over the old neighbor.6200:03:17,760 --> 00:03:19,870那个体重200磅有皮肤问题的异装癖者? 200-pound transvestite with a skin condition?6300:03:19,990 --> 00:03:20,990那是没错Yes,she is.6400:03:23,470 --> 00:03:25,370-你好 -你好-oh,hi. -hi.6500:03:30,260 --> 00:03:32,470我们不想打搅你我们就住你对面We don't mean to interrupt. we live across the hall.6600:03:32,710 --> 00:03:34,390你们真好啊Oh,that's nice.6700:03:35,450 --> 00:03:37,390我们不是住在一起我是说...We don't live together. I mean...6800:03:38,090 --> 00:03:39,190我们是住在一起We live together,6900:03:39,310 --> 00:03:42,290不过是在分开的异性恋的卧室里But in separate,heterosexual bedrooms.7000:03:43,720 --> 00:03:44,720好的Okay,well...7100:03:44,910 --> 00:03:46,780看来你们就是我的新邻居了我叫佩妮Guess I'm your new neighbor. penny.7200:03:47,190 --> 00:03:48,830-我是莱纳德他是谢尔顿 -你好-leonard. sheldon. -hi.7300:03:53,370 --> 00:03:54,410那么...Well...7400:03:55,280 --> 00:03:56,620欢迎成为我们的邻居Welcome to the building.7500:03:57,050 --> 00:03:59,220谢谢你我们可以什么时候喝喝咖啡Thank you. maybe we can have coffee sometime.7600:03:59,340 --> 00:04:01,150很好啊Great.7700:04:04,190 --> 00:04:06,430-那...再见 -再见-well... bye. -bye.7800:04:10,410 --> 00:04:12,140我们要不要请她来吃午饭?Should we have invited her for lunch?7900:04:12,600 --> 00:04:15,210不我们要开始看太空堡垒卡拉狄加第二季No.We're gonna start season two of battlestar galactica.8000:04:15,840 --> 00:04:17,820第二季的DVD我们已经看过了We already watched the season two dvds.8100:04:17,940 --> 00:04:19,120但评论音轨还没看Not with commentary.8200:04:21,800 --> 00:04:23,750我觉得我们应该做个好邻居I think we should be good neighbors8300:04:23,870 --> 00:04:25,760请她作客让她觉得亲切And invite her over,make her feel welcome.8400:04:26,270 --> 00:04:28,940我们从没请过那个叫路易还是叫路易斯的过来We never invited louie-slash-louise over.8500:04:30,150 --> 00:04:31,790那是我们的不对And that was wrong of us.8600:04:31,920 --> 00:04:33,360我们得扩大下我们的朋友圈子We need to widen our circle.8700:04:33,770 --> 00:04:35,900我的朋友圈子已经很大了I have a very wide circle.8800:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,830我的空间上有212个好友I have 212 friends on myspace.8900:04:40,800 --> 00:04:42,960不错可他们你一个也没见过Yes,and you've never met one of them.9000:04:43,710 --> 00:04:45,060这正是其美妙之处That's the beauty of it.9100:04:47,470 --> 00:04:49,070 我要请她过来I'm gonna invite her over.9200:04:49,570 --> 00:04:52,140我们可以好好吃一顿然后...聊天We'll have a nice meal and... chat.9300:04:52,350 --> 00:04:55,100聊天? 我们平时不聊天至少下了网不聊Chat? we don't chat. at least not offline.9400:04:57,480 --> 00:04:58,810这没什么难的It's not difficult.9500:04:58,930 --> 00:05:00,450你只要听着她讲些什么You just listen to what she says9600:05:00,570 --> 00:05:03,390然后你适当地回应她一些And then you say something appropriate in response.9700:05:04,790 --> 00:05:05,790那最后要干什么?To what end?9800:05:07,770 --> 00:05:09,370你好...又来了Hi... again.9900:05:09,490 --> 00:05:11,370你好Hi.10000:05:12,650 --> 00:05:13,670那个...Anyway...10100:05:14,250 --> 00:05:15,770我们带了印度菜回来We brought home indian food.10200:05:16,790 --> 00:05:17,790然后...And...10300:05:18,310 --> 00:05:20,480我知道搬家可能会很累I know that moving can be stressful,10400:05:20,610 --> 00:05:22,780并且我发现当我身心俱疲时And I find that when I'm undergoing stress,10500:05:22,910 --> 00:05:26,060美食和伙伴能让我感觉很舒坦That good food and company can have a comforting effect.10600:05:27,280 --> 00:05:30,430还有咖喱本身有通便功效我想我不必再说Also,curry is a natural laxative,and I don't have to tell you10700:05:30,550 --> 00:05:33,180你知道如果大肠通畅...That,you know,a clean colon is just...108 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,290那又可以少一件操心事了One less thing to worry about.10900:05:37,080 --> 00:05:39,900这方面我不在行不过我相信如果是邀请别人吃午餐I'm no expert,but I believe in the context of a luncheon invitation,11000:05:40,030 --> 00:05:42,480你最好不要说些肠运动的事You might want to skip the reference to bowel movements.11100:05:43,100 --> 00:05:44,850你们是在邀请我过去吃饭?You're inviting me over to eat?11200:05:45,930 --> 00:05:46,430是的Yes.11300:05:47,270 --> 00:05:49,230你们真好我很乐意Oh,that's so nice. I'd love to.11400:05:49,400 --> 00:05:50,400太好了Great.11500:05:50,550 --> 00:05:52,900你们平时都玩些什么So,what do you guys do for fun around here?11600:05:53,690 --> 00:05:56,320今天我们尝试过靠自慰来挣钱Today we tried masturbating for money.11700:06:25,370 --> 00:06:27,200好了就当在自己家一样Okay,make yourself at home.11800:06:27,480 --> 00:06:28,480谢谢Thank you.11900:06:28,810 --> 00:06:29,940不用谢You're very welcome.12000:06:34,280 --> 00:06:36,020这些东西看上去真深奥啊This looks like some serious stuff.12100:06:36,140 --> 00:06:39,210-莱纳德这是你写的? -不这是我的-leonard,did you do this? -actually,that's my work.12200:06:41,160 --> 00:06:43,650不错只是一些量子力学而已Yeah. well,it's just some quantum mechanics12300:06:43,770 --> 00:06:45,990边上还随便写了一点点弦理论With a little string theory doodling around the edges.12400:06:46,110 --> 00:06:47,610那部分是我开的玩笑That part there,that's just a joke. 12500:06:47,730 --> 00:06:50,600讽刺下波恩-奥本海默近似It's a spoof of the born-oppenheimer approximation.12600:06:52,020 --> 00:06:55,340这么说你就像是"美丽心灵"里那种天才一样So you're like one of those beautiful mind genius guys.12700:06:56,420 --> 00:06:57,130是吧Yeah.12800:06:59,100 --> 00:07:01,360-真让人赞叹 -我也有块板-this is really impressive. -i have a board.12900:07:01,480 --> 00:07:03,560如果你喜欢板这块是我的If you like boards,this is my board.13000:07:04,650 --> 00:07:05,910上帝啊Holy smokes.13100:07:06,030 --> 00:07:07,490如果你说"上帝啊"是想If by "holy smokes",you mean13200:07:07,620 --> 00:07:09,480再一次强调说你能在任何一个麻省理工的A derivative restatement of the kind of stuff13300:07:09,630 --> 00:07:12,660男生寝室墙上发现那些涂鸦那一点没错You can find scribbled on the wall of any men's room at mit,sure.13400:07:13,570 --> 00:07:14,880-什么? -得了吧-what? -come on.13500:07:15,000 --> 00:07:18,610谁没看到那微分上面写着"我打住了心碎了算不下去了"Who hasn't seen this differential below "here I sit,broken-hearted"?13600:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,530至少我不会为了解决个数学问题At least I didn't have to invent 26 dimensions13700:07:21,650 --> 00:07:22,920去发明个什么26维出来Just to make the math come out.13800:07:23,050 --> 00:07:24,500我没有创造发明他们本来就有I didn't invent them. they're there.13900:07:24,620 --> 00:07:27,740-哪个宇宙有? -所有的都有...这就是我说的关键-in what universe? -in all of them... that is the point.14000:07:28,770 --> 00:07:30,180你们介意我先开吃吗Do you guys mind if I start? 14100:07:30,780 --> 00:07:31,780佩妮...Penny...14200:07:32,640 --> 00:07:33,910这是我的座位That's where l sit.14300:07:35,910 --> 00:07:37,080那你坐我旁边So,sit next to me.14400:07:38,900 --> 00:07:40,320不...我坐那里的No... I sit there.14500:07:41,970 --> 00:07:42,980有什么区别What's the difference?14600:07:43,120 --> 00:07:45,180-什么区别? -开始了-what's the difference? -here we go.14700:07:45,980 --> 00:07:48,290在冬天这个位子离暖气比较近所以比较暖和In the winter,that seat is close enough to the radiator14800:07:48,410 --> 00:07:51,260但也不至于太近以至于引起出汗To remain warm,and yet not so close as to cause perspiration14900:07:51,410 --> 00:07:53,770在夏天通过窗子吹进来的风直接在这里交叉In the summer,it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze15000:07:53,920 --> 00:07:55,840就是这边和那边的窗户Created by opening windows there and there.15100:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,580看电视正好有个角度It faces the television at an angle15200:07:57,700 --> 00:08:00,140不会太正从而影响跟别人说话That is neither direct,thus discouraging conversation,15300:08:00,300 --> 00:08:02,710也不会太斜从而造成脖子酸疼Nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion.15400:08:02,830 --> 00:08:06,040我还能继续不过我觉得你已经明白我的意思了I could go on,but I think I've made my point.15500:08:09,310 --> 00:08:10,600你想让我移开吗Do you want me to move?15600:08:10,730 --> 00:08:12,630你就随便坐一下吧-well... -just sit somewhere else. 15700:08:14,910 --> 00:08:15,910好的Fine.15800:08:34,130 --> 00:08:35,200谢尔顿坐下!Sheldon,sit!15900:08:40,830 --> 00:08:42,150这样很好啊Well,this is nice.16000:08:42,360 --> 00:08:43,950不太有人来我们这里作客的We don't have a lot of company over.16100:08:44,070 --> 00:08:46,790不是吧库萨帕里和沃尔维茨就经常过来That's not true. koothrappali and wolowitz come over all the time.16200:08:46,910 --> 00:08:48,300-是我知道但... -星期二晚上-yes i know,but... -tuesday night,16300:08:48,430 --> 00:08:50,260我们还玩"克林贡拼字游戏"玩到凌晨一点(克林贡是外星人)We played klingon boggle till 1:00 a.m.16400:08:50,280 --> 00:08:51,290是我记得Yeah,I remember.16500:08:51,420 --> 00:08:53,250-不要说我们没有伙伴 -对不起-don't say we don't have company. -sorry.16600:08:53,370 --> 00:08:56,280-这是社交上很消极的暗示 -我说对不起了-that has negative social implications. -i said I'm sorry!16700:08:58,710 --> 00:09:00,190"克林贡拼字游戏"?Klingon boggle?16800:09:00,320 --> 00:09:02,640是的就是普通的拼字游戏只不过... Yeah. it's like regular boggle,but...16900:09:02,790 --> 00:09:03,920是用克林贡语言In klingon.17000:09:07,340 --> 00:09:10,240关于我们已经说得够多了说说你吧That's probably enough about us. so,tell us about you.17100:09:11,140 --> 00:09:12,360我? 好吧Me? okay.17200:09:12,850 --> 00:09:14,190我是射手座的I'm a sagittarius,17300:09:14,320 --> 00:09:16,630就这一点你们很可能就了解得比我想说的多得多了Which probably tells you way more than you need to know.17400:09:16,770 --> 00:09:19,920没错我们可以了解到你有群众性文化妄想Yes. it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion17500:09:20,050 --> 00:09:21,330就是指你出生时That the sun's apparent position17600:09:21,450 --> 00:09:24,390相对于任意确定星座的太阳的视位置Relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth17700:09:24,510 --> 00:09:26,330可能会决定你的性格Somehow affects your personality.17800:09:29,080 --> 00:09:30,430有什么来着?Participate in the what?17900:09:30,930 --> 00:09:32,820我认为谢尔顿是想说I think what sheldon's trying to say18000:09:32,940 --> 00:09:35,840我们可能不会第一个猜你是"射手座"的Is that sagittarius wouldn't have been our first guess.18100:09:36,310 --> 00:09:38,490是很多人会以为我是水相星座的Yeah,a lot of people think I'm a water sign.18200:09:39,260 --> 00:09:41,070还有什么让我想想Okay,let's see,what else.18300:09:41,200 --> 00:09:43,230我是素食者但我吃鱼I'm a vegetarian. except for fish.18400:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,400偶尔吃牛排牛排真赞!And the occasional steak. I love steak!18500:09:48,050 --> 00:09:49,130真有趣Well,that's interesting.18600:09:49,460 --> 00:09:51,480莱纳德吃玉米会不消化Leonard can't process corn.18700:09:55,560 --> 00:09:57,820你有什么工作吗Well... do you have some sort of a job?18800:09:58,870 --> 00:10:01,010有我是家乳酪蛋糕店的服务生Yeah. I'm a waitress at the cheesecake factory.18900:10:01,600 --> 00:10:02,870我很喜欢乳酪蛋糕I love cheesecake. 19000:10:02,990 --> 00:10:04,050你不是不能吃乳糖嘛You're lactose-intolerant.19100:10:04,170 --> 00:10:06,610我是不吃...我只是觉得那东西不错I don't eat it... I just think it's a good idea.19200:10:07,770 --> 00:10:10,050还有我正在写一个剧本Anyways,I'm also writing a screenplay.19300:10:10,170 --> 00:10:13,250讲一个多愁善感的女生从内布拉斯加州的林肯来到了洛杉矶It's about this sensitive girl who comes to l.a. from lincoln,nebraska,19400:10:13,370 --> 00:10:16,890她本想当名演员最终却在乳酪蛋糕店当了服务生To be an actress and winds up a waitress at the cheesecake factory.19500:10:18,520 --> 00:10:20,280看来这是根据你的经历写的So,it's based on your life.19600:10:20,470 --> 00:10:21,560不我是来自奥马哈No,I'm from omaha.19700:10:25,810 --> 00:10:27,870如果真拍成了电影我会去看的If that was movie,I would go see it.19800:10:27,990 --> 00:10:29,030我就说是不错吧?I know,right?19900:10:29,510 --> 00:10:31,330让我想想还有什么...Okay,let's see,what else...20000:10:32,690 --> 00:10:34,400大概就这些了Guess that's about it.20100:10:34,960 --> 00:10:36,410这就是佩妮的故事了That's the story of penny.20200:10:37,580 --> 00:10:39,100真不错It sounds wonderful.20300:10:40,470 --> 00:10:41,470是不错It was.20400:10:42,090 --> 00:10:44,560直到我爱上了那混蛋!Until I fell in love with a jerk!20500:10:48,350 --> 00:10:49,390怎么回事?What's happening?20600:10:52,390 --> 00:10:54,700上帝你知道吗我和他同居了4年God,you know,4 years I lived with him. 20700:10:54,820 --> 00:10:57,770整整4年...都跟高中生涯一样长了4 years... that's like as long as high school.20800:10:57,890 --> 00:10:59,900你花了4年才读完高中?It took you 4 years to get through high school?20900:11:02,590 --> 00:11:05,390真...不敢相信我竟然那么信任他It just... I can't believe I trusted him.21000:11:10,340 --> 00:11:12,950我该说些什么吗? 我感觉我该说些什么Should I say something? I feel like I should say something.21100:11:13,070 --> 00:11:14,770你? 算了你只会越帮越忙You? no,you'll only make it worse.21200:11:14,920 --> 00:11:17,040你们想知道最悲哀的是什么吗You want to know the most pathetic part?21300:11:17,210 --> 00:11:20,210即使我已经恨透了他的谎言他的不忠Even though I hate his lying,cheating guts...21400:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,470我还是爱他I still love him.21500:11:23,490 --> 00:11:24,490我是不是疯了?Is that crazy?21600:11:24,740 --> 00:11:25,290是疯了Yes.21700:11:28,060 --> 00:11:30,470不不是的这只是...No,it's not crazy. it's a...21800:11:31,430 --> 00:11:32,920只是一种悖论It's a paradox.21900:11:33,170 --> 00:11:36,670自然界中到处都存在着悖论比如说光Paradoxes are part of nature. think about light.22000:11:36,790 --> 00:11:39,270按照惠更斯的理论光是一种波If you look at huygens,light is a wave,22100:11:39,390 --> 00:11:41,230双缝实验证明了这一观点As confirmed by the double-slit experiments,22200:11:41,350 --> 00:11:43,650不过后来有了爱因斯坦But then along comes albert einstein22300:11:43,770 --> 00:11:47,020他发现光原来也具有粒子性And discovers that light behaves like particles,too.22400:11:49,610 --> 00:11:51,270我至少没越帮倒忙Well,I didn't make it worse.22500:11:53,640 --> 00:11:55,690我真的很抱歉我真是一团糟I'm so sorry. I'm such a mess.22600:11:56,120 --> 00:11:58,250最糟的是我搬家都搬得恶心死了On top of everything else,I'm all gross from moving22700:11:58,370 --> 00:11:59,960没想到该死的淋浴器还不能用了And my stupid shower doesn't even work.22800:12:00,080 --> 00:12:01,140我们的可以用啊Our shower works.22900:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,940真的? 如果我在这里洗你们会不会介意? Really? would it be totally weird if I used it?23000:12:05,060 --> 00:12:06,290-会 -不会-yes. -no.23100:12:06,410 --> 00:12:07,410-不会 -不会-no. -no.23200:12:09,260 --> 00:12:10,630就在那边It's right down the hall.23300:12:10,910 --> 00:12:11,910谢谢Thanks.23400:12:12,170 --> 00:12:13,610你们真是太好了You guys are really sweet.23500:12:20,320 --> 00:12:22,770这番进步有意思啊Well,this is an interesting development.23600:12:25,810 --> 00:12:26,810怎么?How so?23700:12:26,970 --> 00:12:29,120上次有个女人在我们这里轻解罗裳It has been some time since we've had a woman23800:12:29,240 --> 00:12:30,920距离现在已经很久了Take her clothes off in our apartment.23900:12:31,720 --> 00:12:33,540不见得啊记得感恩节That's not true. remember at thanksgiving,24000:12:33,680 --> 00:12:36,100我那老年痴呆的祖母上演的那段?My grandmother with alzheimer's had that episode?24100:12:38,210 --> 00:12:39,910明白了距离上次有女人Point taken. it has been some time24200:12:40,030 --> 00:12:41,870在我们这里轻解罗裳并且看了之后Since we've had a woman take her clothes off,24300:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,320我们不想把眼睛给挖出来的已经很久了After which we didn't want to rip our eyes out.24400:12:45,710 --> 00:12:48,610其实最糟的是看她切那火鸡The worst part was watching her carve that turkey.24500:12:49,650 --> 00:12:52,510你现在究竟是要干些什么呢So what exactly are you trying to accomplish here?24600:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,510你说什么?Excuse me?24700:12:54,780 --> 00:12:56,820那女人不会跟你上床的That woman is not going to have sex with you.24800:12:57,040 --> 00:12:59,310我没有想要跟她上床I'm not trying to have sex with her.24900:12:59,450 --> 00:13:01,440那就好这样你就不会失望了Good. then you won't be disappointed.25000:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,030你凭什么认为她不会和我上床了What makes you think she wouldn't have sex with me?25100:13:05,150 --> 00:13:07,070我是男的她是女的I'm a male and she's a female.25200:13:07,550 --> 00:13:09,710没错但不是同一物种Yes,but not of the same species.25300:13:10,710 --> 00:13:13,050我才不跟你讨论什么假设I'm not going to engage in hypotheticals here.25400:13:13,170 --> 00:13:14,920我只想当个好邻居I'm just trying to be a good neighbor.25500:13:15,320 --> 00:13:16,400是啊Of course.25600:13:17,070 --> 00:13:19,990那也不是说如果有机会可以发展肉体关系That's not to say that if a carnal relationship were to develop,257 00:13:20,110 --> 00:13:21,660我会袖手旁观That I wouldn't participate.25800:13:24,020 --> 00:13:25,140大致是这样However briefly.25900:13:26,710 --> 00:13:29,030当她发现你的卢克·天行者(星球大战人物)无泪洗发水Do you think this possibility will be helped or hindered26000:13:29,160 --> 00:13:32,580你说这种可能性是会变大了呢还是变小了When she discovers your luke skywalkerno-more-tears shampoo?26100:13:33,840 --> 00:13:35,570那是达斯·维德(另一星战人物)牌洗发水It's darth vader shampoo.26200:13:37,230 --> 00:13:39,140卢克·天行者是护发素Luke skywalker's the conditioner.26300:13:41,740 --> 00:13:44,460-先看这个 -太强了难以置信-wait till you see this. -it'sfantastic,unbelievable.26400:13:44,580 --> 00:13:45,580看什么?See what?26500:13:46,820 --> 00:13:50,9501974年史蒂芬霍金在麻省理工的演讲It's a stephen hawking lecture from mit in 1974.26600:13:51,070 --> 00:13:52,160现在不是时候This isn't a good time.26700:13:52,280 --> 00:13:55,330那时他还不是这样毛骨悚然的电脑音It's before he became a creepy computer voice.26800:13:58,710 --> 00:14:00,650-不错可你们现在必须得走 -为什么-that's great. you guys have to go. -why?26900:14:00,770 --> 00:14:01,970现在不是时候It's just not a good time.27000:14:02,090 --> 00:14:03,680莱纳德有女士来访Leonard has a lady over.27100:14:04,300 --> 00:14:06,780是的我明白了...你祖母又回城来了? Yeah,right... your grandmother back in town?27200:14:10,060 --> 00:14:12,590不是她不是什么女士她是新来的邻居No. And she's not a lady. she's just a new neighbor.27300:14:12,870 --> 00:14:15,280 等等这里真的有位女士?Hang on,there really is a lady here?27400:14:16,480 --> 00:14:19,500你赶我们走是为了想要和她交媾?And you want us out because you're anticipating coitus?27500:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,640我没有想要和她交媾I'm not anticipating coitus.27600:14:21,770 --> 00:14:23,060那就是说别人现在可以和她交媾?So she's available for coitus?27700:14:23,190 --> 00:14:25,560我们可不可以不要说"交媾"这个词了Can we please just stop saying "coitus"?27800:14:25,680 --> 00:14:28,460更精确的说法应该是"体外射精" Technically,that would be"coitus interruptus. "27900:14:29,170 --> 00:14:32,230是不是应该有个旋关把水从浴缸那里弄到淋浴器上Hey,is there a trick to getting it to switch from tub to shower...?28000:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,850不好意思大家好Hi. sorry. hello.28100:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,940很高兴认识您女士Enchant? mademoiselle.28200:14:40,850 --> 00:14:43,920我是霍华德·沃尔维茨加州工学院应用物理系学生Howard wolowitz,caltech department of applied physics.28300:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,180我的一些研究成果你可能已经很熟悉了You may be familiar with some of my work.28400:14:46,300 --> 00:14:48,810它正在围绕着木星的最大卫星轨道运行It's currently orbiting jupiter's largest moon28500:14:48,930 --> 00:14:51,360拍摄高分辨率的数码照片Taking high-resolution digital photographs.28600:14:52,450 --> 00:14:54,760我是佩妮我在乳酪蛋糕店工作Penny. I work at the cheesecake factory.28700:14:55,350 --> 00:14:57,180我带你去弄那旋关吧I'll show you the trick with the shower.28800:14:57,710 --> 00:14:58,710"Bonne douche"Bonne douche.28900:14:59,460 --> 00:15:00,860你说什么?I'm sorry? 29000:15:01,030 --> 00:15:02,840是法语里"洗个痛快澡"的意思It's french for "good shower. "29100:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,640是一句祝词我能用六种语言来说It's a sentiment I can express in six languages.29200:15:06,520 --> 00:15:08,230还是留着博客上说吧霍华德Save it for your blog,howard.29300:15:09,860 --> 00:15:11,230洗个痛快澡29400:15:16,330 --> 00:15:18,640好了没问题了是卡住了不好意思All right,there it goes. it sticks. I'm sorry.29500:15:18,760 --> 00:15:20,310-好的谢谢 -不用谢-okay,thanks. -you're welcome.29600:15:20,430 --> 00:15:22,470你只要站在... 好吧我...You're just gonna to step right... okay,I'll...29700:15:23,460 --> 00:15:26,110-等等莱纳德 -洗头的那些东西都是谢尔顿的-hey,leonard? -the hair products are sheldon's.29800:15:28,360 --> 00:15:29,970我能让你帮个忙吗。