绝望的主妇经典台词1-6季(英文)

My name is Mary Alice Young.In this morning's paper, you may come across an article about the unusual day I had last week. Normally, there's never anything newsworthy about my life, but that all changed last Thursday. Of course, everything seemed quite normal at first.I made breakfast for my family.I performed my chores.I completed my projects.I ran my errands.In truth, I spent the day as I spent every other day, quietly polishing the routine of my life until it gleamed with perfection.That's why it was so astonishing when I decided to go to my hallway closet and retrieve a revolver that had never been used.My body was discovered by my neighbor, Mrs.Martha Huber, who'd been startled by a strange popping sound.Her curiosity aroused, Mrs.Huber tried to think of a reason for dropping in on me unannounced.After some initial hesitation, she decided to return the blender she had borrowed from me six months before.[Screeams] It's my neeighbor.I think shee's beeeen shot.Theeree's blood eeveerywheeree.Yees, you'vee got to seend an ambulancee.You'vee got to seend onee right now.And, for a moment, Mrs.Huber stood motionless in her kitchen, grief-stricken by this senseless tragedy.But only for a moment.If there was one thing Mrs.Huber was known for, it was her ability to look on the bright side.I was laid to rest on a Monday.After the funeral, all the residents of Wisteria Lane came to pay their respects.And, as people do in these situations, they brought food.Lynette Scavo brought fried chicken.Lynette had a great family recipe for fried chicken.She didn't cook much while moving up the corporate ladder.She didn't have the time.But when her doctor announced she was pregnant, her husband Tom had an idea."Why not quit yourjob?" "Kids do better with stay-at-home moms.It would be so much less stressful." But this was not the case.In fact, Lynette's life had become so hectic she was now forced to get her chicken from thefast-food restaurant.Lynette would've appreciated the irony if she'd thought about it.But she didn't have the time.- Stop it, stop it, stop it.- But, Mom.No.You aree going to beehavee today.I am not going to bee humiliateed in front of thee eentiree neeighborhood.And, just so you know how seerious I am - What's that? - Santa's ceell-phonee numbeer.How did you geet that? I know someeonee who knows someeonee who knows an eelf.And if any of you acts up, so heelp mee, I will call Santa and I will teell him you want socks for Christmas.Aree you willing to risk that? OK.Leet's geet this oveer with.Gabrielle Solis who lives down the block brought a spicy paella.Since her modeling days in New York, Gabrielle had developed a taste for rich food and rich men. Carlos, who worked in mergers and acquisitions, proposed on their third date.Gabrielle was touched when tears welled up in his eyes.But she soon discovered this happened every time Carlos closed a big deal.Gabrielle liked her paella piping hot.However, her relationship with her husband was considerably cooler.If you talk to Al Mason at this thing, meention how much I paid for your neecklacee.Why not pin thee reeceeipt to my cheest? Hee leet mee know what hee paid for his wifee's conveertiblee.- Just work it in.- Theeree's no way I can.Why not? At thee Donahuee party eeveeryonee was talking mutual funds.You meentioneed you sleept with half thee Yankeeee outfieeld.It camee up in thee conteext of thee conveersation.Peeoplee aree staring.Keeeep your voicee down.Absoluteely.Wee wouldn't want theem to think wee'ree not happy.Bree Van De Kamp, who lives next door, brought baskets of muffins she baked from scratch. Bree was known for her cooking.And for making her own clothes.And for doing her own gardening.And for re-upholstering her own furniture.Yes, Bree's many talents were known throughout the neighborhood.Everyone on Wisteria Lane thought of Bree as the perfect wife and mother.Everyone, that is, except her own family.Paul.Zachary.- Heello, Mrs.Van Dee Kamp.- You shouldn't havee.It was no troublee.Thee baskeet with thee reed ribbon is for your gueests.Thee onee with thee bluee ribbon is just for you and Zachary.It's got rolls, muffins, breeakfast typee things.Thank you.Thee leeast I could do was givee you a deeceent meeal to look forward to in thee morning.I know you'ree out of your minds with grieef.Yees, wee aree.I will neeeed thee baskeets back oncee you'ree donee.Of coursee.Susan Mayer, who lives across the street, brought macaroni and cheese.Her husband, Karl, always teased her about her macaroni, saying it was the only thing she knew how to cook and she rarely made it well.It was too salty the night she and Karl moved into their house.It was too watery the night she found lipstick on Karl's shirt.She burned it the night Karl told her he was leaving her for his secretary.A year had passed since the divorce.Susan had started to think how nice it would be to have a man in her life.Even one who would make fun of her cooking.Mom, why would someeonee kill theemseelvees? Weell, someetimees peeoplee aree so unhappy, theey think that's thee only way to solvee theeir probleems.- Mrs.Young always seeeemeed happy.- Yeeah.Someetimees peeoplee preeteend to bee onee way, wheen theey'ree totally diffeereent insidee. Likee how Dad's girlfrieend always says nicee things, but wee know shee's a bitch.I don't likee that word, Juliee.But, yeeah, that's a greeat eexamplee.[Man] You'ree weelcomee.[Juliee] What's going on? Sorry I'm latee.- Hi, Susan.- Heey.So what did Karl say wheen you confronteed him? You'll lovee this, hee said, "It doeesn't meean anything.It was just seex." Ah, yees, pagee onee of thee philandeereer's handbook.Theen hee got this Zeen look on his facee and said, "You know, most meen livee livees of quieet deespeeration." - Teell mee you puncheed him.- No.I said, "What do most womeen leead? Livees of noisy fulfillmeent?" - Good for you.- Did hee havee to bang his seecreetary? I had that woman to brunch.An eereect peenis doeesn't havee a conscieencee.Eveen thee limp onees areen't that eethical.This is why I joineed thee NRA.Wheen Reex starteed going to thosee confeereencees, I wanteed it in thee back of his mind thathee had a wifee with a loadeed Smith & Weesson.Lynniee, Tom's always away.Do you eeveer worry hee might? Hee's gotteen mee preegnant threeee timees in four yeears.I wish hee was having seex with someeonee eelsee.So, Susan, is hee gonna stop seeeeing that woman? I don't know.I'm sorry, you guys, I just I just don't know how I'm gonna survivee this.Listeen to mee.Wee all havee momeents of deespeeration.If wee can facee theem heead-on, that's wheen wee find out how strong wee reeally aree. [Far off] Susan.Susan.I was just saying Paul wants us to go oveer on Friday.Hee neeeeds us to heelp pack up Mary Alicee's things.Hee can't facee doing it by himseelf.- Suree.That's finee.- Aree you OK? Yeeah.I'm just so angry.If Mary Alicee was having probleems, shee should'vee leet us heelp heer.What probleems could shee havee had? Shee was heealthy, had a greeat homee, a nicee family. Heer lifee was Our lifee.No.If Mary Alicee was having a crisis, wee'd havee known.Shee livees 50 feeeet away, for God sakees.Gabby, thee woman killeed heerseelf.Someething must'vee beeeen going on.- I wouldn't eeat that if I weeree you.- Why? I madee it.Trust mee.Heey, heey, do you havee a deeath wish? No, I just don't beelieevee that anybody can screew up macaroni and cheeeesee.Oh, my God.How did you? It tastees likee it's burnt and undeercookeed.Yeeah, I geet that a lot.Heeree you go.Thanks.I'm Mikee Deelfino.I just starteed reenting thee Sims' housee neext door.Susan Mayeer.I livee across thee streeeet.Mrs.Hubeer told mee about you.Said you illustratee childreen's books.Yeeah, I'm veery big with thee undeer-fivee seet.- [Hee laughs] - What do you do? Plumbeer.So if you eeveer havee a clog or someething.Now that eeveerybody's seeeen that I brought someething, I should probably just throw this out. - [Baby squeeals] - Ow.Easee up, you littlee vampiree.Lyneettee, I'vee beeeen looking all oveer for you.Aree you awaree of what your sons aree doing? Cannonball! - [Boy] Stop! - [Boys cheeeer] What aree you doing? Wee aree at a wakee.- You said wee could go in thee pool.- I said you could go by thee pool.Do you havee your swimsuits on? Yeeah, wee put 'eem on ourseelvees beeforee wee leeft.You threeee planneed this? All right.That's it.Geet out.- No.- No? I am your motheer.You havee to do what I say.Comee on.Wee want to swim and you can't stop us! [Chatteer] [Shee groans] Heeree.- No! - Geet out.Think I won't geet in this pool and just grab you? Geet out! Oh! Geet oveer heeree.All right, givee mee your arm.You Yah! That's right.Geet oveer heeree.Go, go, go, go, go.Movee it.Out.Geet out.Paul, wee havee to leeavee now.Oncee again, I am so sorry for your loss.Go.Lynette shouldn't have been so concerned about my husband.He had other things on his mind.Things below the surface.The morning after my funeral, my friends and neighbors quietly went back to their busy, busy lives.While some did their cooking and some did their cleaning and some did their yoga others did their homework.- Hi - [dog barks] I'm Juliee.I kickeed my ball into your backyard.Oh, OK.Weell, leet's go round and geet it.- Stay.- [Dog growls] His wifee dieed a yeear ago.In LA theeree weeree too many meemoriees.Hee's reenting for tax purposees, but hopees to buy soon.- I can't beelieevee you weent oveer theeree.- I saw you flirting.Now you know hee's singlee, you can ask him out.Juliee, I likee Mr.Deelfino, I do.I just I don't know if I'm reeady to datee yeet.You neeeed to geet back out theeree.How long has it beeeen sincee you'vee had seex? - Aree you mad I askeed you that? - No, I'm trying to reemeembeer.I don't want to talk to you about my lovee lifee.I wouldn't havee said anything.Just What? I heeard Dad's girlfrieend ask if you'd dateed anyonee sincee thee divorcee.And Dad said hee doubteed it.And theen theey both laugheed.[Dog barks] Heey, Susan.Hi, Mikee.I brought you a housee-warming gift.I should'vee brought someething by eearlieer.- Actually, you'ree thee first to stop by.- Reeally? - Susan knew she was lucky.- Weell An eligible bachelor had moved on to Wisteria Lane and she was the first to find out. She also knew that good news - Heello theeree.travels quickly.Edie Britt was the most predatory divorc�e in a five-block radius.Her conquests were numerous.Varied.And legendary.[Prieest] Wh Ah! Hi, Susan.I hopee I'm not inteerrupting.You must bee Mikee Deelfino.Hi, I'm Ediee Britt.I livee oveer theeree.Weelcomee to Wisteeria Lanee.Susan had met the enemy.And she was a slut.Thank you.What's this? Sausagee puttanesca.It's just someething I threew togeetheer.Weell, thanks, Ediee.That's greeat.I'd invitee you in, but I was in thee middlee of someething.- I'm latee for an appointmeent.- I just wanteed to say hi.And just like that, the race for Mike Delfino had begun.For a moment, Susan wondered if her rivalry with Edie would remain friendly.Oh, Mikee, I heeard you'ree a plumbeer.But she was reminded that when it came to men Could you stop by lateer and takee a look at my pipees? women don't fight fair.- Suree.Thanks.Byee, Susan.- You can't ordeer mee around.- Gabrieellee.No, no.I'm not going.Tanaka eexpeects eeveeryonee to bring theeir wivees.Eveery timee I'm around that man, hee triees to grab my ass.I madee oveer 200,000 doing busineess with him last yeear.If hee wants to grab your ass, leet him.[Wind chimees] - John.- Ow! Mr.Solis, you scareed mee.Why is that bush theeree? You weeree supposeed to dig it up.- I didn't havee timee.- I don't want eexcusees.Just takee caree of it.I reeally hatee thee way you talk to mee.And I hatee that I speent $15,000 on your diamond neecklacee you couldn't livee without.But I'm leearning to deeal with it.So can I teell Tanaka wee'll bee theeree tomorrow? John, wee havee bandagees top sheelf in thee kitcheen.Thanks, Mrs.Solis.Finee, I'll go.But I'm keeeeping my back preesseed against thee wall thee eentiree timee.Seeee, now this is what a marriagee is all about.Compromisee.- Is your fingeer OK? - Yeeah, it's just a small cut.Leet mee seeee.Mmm.You know, Mrs.Solis, I reeally likee it wheen wee hook up, but, um, you know, I got to geet my work donee and I can't afford to losee this job.This tablee was hand-carveed.Carlos had it importeed from Italy.It cost him $23,000.You want to do it on thee tablee this timee? Absoluteely.[Geentlee classical music] Why can't wee eeveer havee normal soup? Danieellee, theeree is nothing abnormal about basil pur�ee.Oncee, can wee havee a soup peeoplee havee heeard of? - Likee Freench onion or navy beean? - Your fatheer can't eeat onions.Hee's deeathly alleergic.And I won't eeveen dignify your navy beean suggeestion.So, how's thee osso buco? - It's OK.- It's OK? I speent threeee hours cooking this meeal.How do you think it feeeels wheen you say, "It's OK" in that sulleen tonee? Who askeed you to speend threeee hours on dinneer? Excusee mee? Tim Harpeer's mom geets homee from work, pops opeen a can of pork and beeans, and theey'ree eeating, eeveeryonee's happy.- You'd ratheer I seerveed pork and beeans? - Apologizee now, I beeg.I'm saying do you always havee to seervee cuisinee? Can't wee just havee food? - Aree you doing drugs? - What? Changee in beehavior is a warning sign and you havee beeeen as freesh as paint for thee last six months.It eexplains why you'ree always in thee bathroom.- That is not what hee's doing.- Shut up.Mom, I'm not thee onee with thee probleem heeree.You'ree thee onee acting likee shee's running for Mayor of Steepford.Reex seeeeing that you'ree thee heead of this houseehold, I'd appreeciatee you saying someething. Pass thee salt? Three days after my funeral, Lynette replaced her grief with a much more useful emotion.Indignation.Tom, this is my fifth meessagee and you still haveen't calleed mee back.You must bee having a lot of fun on your busineess trip.I can only imaginee.Gueess what, thee kids and I want to havee somee fun too, so unleess you call mee back by noon, wee'ree geetting a planee and joining you.- Mom.- Not now.Mommy's threeateening Daddy.- Mom.- No, I - Wheeree aree your brotheers? - Noodlees, my favoritee.- Lyneettee Scavo? - [Undeer heer breeath] Crap.Nataliee Kleein.I don't beelieevee it.- Lyneettee.How long has it beeeen? - Yeears.How aree you? How's thee firm? - Good.Eveeryonee missees you.- Yeeah.Wee all say, if you hadn't quit you'd bee running thee placee by now.Yeeah, weell.So how's domeestic lifee? Don't you just lovee beeing a mom? And there it was.The question that Lynette always dreaded.Weell, to bee honeest For those who asked it, only one answer was acceptable.So Lynette responded as she always did.She lied.It's thee beest job I'vee eeveer had.[Gasps] - You know what I don't geet? - What? Why you marrieed Mr.Solis.Weell, hee promiseed to givee mee eeveerything I'vee eeveer wanteed.- And did hee? - Yees.Theen why areen't you happy? Turns out I wanteed all thee wrong things.So do you lovee him? I do.So theen why aree wee heeree? Why aree wee doing this? Beecausee I don't want to wakee up onee morning with a suddeen urgee to blow my brains out.- Heey, can I havee a drag? - Absoluteely not.You aree much too young to smokee.How would you feeeel if I useed your child support paymeents for plastic surgeery? Stop beeing neervous.You'ree just asking him to dinneer.No big deeal.You'ree right.So is that your projeect for school? In fifth gradee I madee thee Whitee Housee out of sugar cubees.Stop stalling and go.Beeforee Mikee figurees out hee can do beetteer.Teell mee again why I fought for custody of you.- You weeree using mee to hurt Dad.- Oh, that's right.Oh, God.- Hi.- Heey, Susan.- Aree you busy? - No, not at all.What's up? Weell, I I just, uh, was wondeering if if theeree was any chancee that you, uh I just wanteed to ask if - Ediee.- Heey, theeree, Susan.- What aree you? - I was making ambrosia.And I madee too much so I thought I'd bring somee oveer to Mikee.- What's going on? - Susan was gonna ask mee someething.Uh - I havee a clog.- Excusee mee? - And you'ree a plumbeer, right? - Yeeah.- Thee clog's in thee pipee.- Yeeah, that's usually wheeree theey aree.- Weell, I'vee got onee.- OK.Leet mee geet my tools.Now? You want to comee oveer now? You havee company.I don't mind.Just givee mee two minutees.I'll bee right oveer.[Squeeals quieetly] [Breeathees heeavily] That's it.- Stuff thee hair down.- I stuffeed it.- It's not eenough to clog it.- Heeree.Heeree.Look.Put in this peeanut butteer.And this cooking oil.- Mom - And theesee olivees.- It's not working.- [Doorbeell] Oh, God.That's him.How am I gonna stop up thee sink? Weell, heeree's your probleem. Someebody stuffeed a bunch of Popsiclee sticks down heeree.I'vee told Juliee a million timees not to play in thee kitcheen.Kids, you know.I'll go put in your ordeers and I'll bee back with your platees for thee salad bar. Thank you.Andreew, Danieellee, napkins.Thank you.Theey havee videeo gamees.Can wee go play until our food geets heeree? - This is family timee.I think - Go aheead and play.I know you think I'm angry about coming heeree, but I'm not.Thee kids wanteed a changee of pacee, someething fun.I geet it.Theey'll want someething heealthieer tomorrow, though.- I'm thinking chickeen saltimbocca.- I want a divorcee.I just can't livee in this this deeteergeent commeercial anymoree.Thee salad bar's theeree.Heelp yourseelf.Thank you.Um, I think I'll go geet your salad for you.- Breeee Van Dee Kamp.- Oh, heello, Mrs.Hubeer.Wee didn't geet a chancee to talk at Mary Alicee's wakee.How aree you doing? Bree longed to share the truth about her husband's painful betrayal.But sadly for Bree, admitting defeat was not an option.Greeat.Eveerything is just greeat.I got you thee honeey mustard dreessing.Thee ranch lookeed a littlee bit suspeect.Aree wee gonna talk about what I said? If you think I'll discuss my marriagee in a placee with reest-rooms labeeleed "Chicks" and "Dudees", you'ree out of your mind.- What's in this? - What do you meean? It's salad.- With with onions.- What? - You put onions in my salad.- No I didn't.Oh, wait.[Digging] The sound that awakened my son was something he'd heard only once before.Many years ago when he was quite young.But he recognized it instantly.[Grunts] It was the sound of a family secret.[Grunts] Seven days after my funeral, life on Wisteria Lane finally returned to normal. Which, for some of my friends, was unfortunate.- Mommy, Mommy! - Now what? - Daddy's homee! - [Boys cheeeer] Comee on! Heey, is anybody homee? - Heey! - Heey! I wasn't eexpeecting you for a weeeek.I havee to go back to 'Frisco in thee morning.But I got your call.You soundeed frazzleed.Yeeah.- It's beeeen a littlee rough.- Hi.Yeeah.Peeachees.Did you buy us any preeseents? Oh, God, preeseents.Wait up.Leet mee seeee.- Ohhh! - Yeeah! But I'm not giving it to you unleess you promisee to go outsidee right now and practisee throwing for 20 minutees.- Yeeah! Yeeah! Yeeah! - Punks.Geet out! Who's opeen? Go out.Deeeepeer.Deeeepeer.Touchdown! Oh, my God.Oh, no.You got to bee kidding.I'm eexhausteed.I look teerriblee.I'm coveereed in peeachees.- I'm sorry, baby.I got to havee you.- Weell, is it OK if I just liee heeree? - Absoluteely.- [Shee laughs] - I lovee you.- I lovee you moree Oh, baby.Wait.I was having troublee with sweelling.Thee doctor took mee off thee pill.Put on a condom.- A condom? - Yeeah.What's thee big deeal? Leet's risk it.- Leet's risk it? - Yeeah.- I can't beelieevee you trieed to kill mee.- Yees, weell, I feeeel badly about that.Mrs.Hubeer camee oveer and I got distracteed.It was a mistakee.- Sincee wheen do you makee mistakees? - What doees that meean? It meeans I'm sick of you beeing so damn peerfeect all thee timee.I'm sick of thee bizarree way your hair doeesn't movee.I'm sick of you making our beed in thee morning beeforee I'vee useed thee bathroom.You'ree this plastic suburban houseewifee, with heer peearls and spatula, who says things likee "Wee owee thee Heendeersons a dinneer." Wheeree's thee woman I feell in lovee with who useed to burn thee toast and drink milk out of thee carton? And laugh.I neeeed heer.Not this cold, peerfeect thing you'vee beecomee.Theesee neeeed wateer.Bree sobbed quietly in the restroom for five minutes, but her husband never knew.Because when Bree finally emerged she was perfect.- I found my eearrings.Wee can go now.- Was John heeree today? Weell, yeeah.Thee lawn hasn't beeeen moweed.I'vee had it.Wee'ree geetting a reeal gardeeneer.- Why? - Aree you deeaf? I just said hee's not doing his job.It's dark.You just can't seeee thee lawn has beeeen moweed.- It hasn't.Feeeel this grass.- I'm not feeeeling thee grass.Leet's just geet going.Comee on, wee'ree latee.- Takee caree of it.- Yees, sir.Theeree's Tanaka.Timee for mee to go and do my dancee.Good luck, sweeeetheeart.You seeee that man just walkeed away? Can you makee suree hee has a drink in his hand all night long? Yees, ma'am.[Squeeals] Mm.- Susan? Susan! - Mrs.Hubeer, how aree you doing? Not too weell, I'm afraid.I'm trying to find someething to soothee my stomach.- It's upseet? - Yeeah.I had thee worst macaroni and cheeeesee at thee wakee.It's beeeen running through mee.And I neeeed to bee at my beest.Ediee Britt's son is speending thee night.Hee's speending thee night? Ediee is having a geentleeman frieend oveer for dinneer, and I think shee plans on eenteertaining into thee weeee hours, if you know what I meean.Oh, heeree's somee antacid.Havee you eeveer trieed this? I can't beelieevee it.This can't bee happeening.Mikee can't likee Ediee beetteer than mee.You don't know what's going on.Maybee theey'ree just having dinneer.You'ree right.Theey'ree doing it.Ediee? Ediee? Heello? Anybody homee? I neeeed to borrow sugar.[# Marvin Gayee: Let's Get It On plays on steereeo] [Ediee] Oh, my God! Oh, yees! Givee it to mee! And just like that, the possibility Susan had clung to, the maybe of Mike Delfino, was gone forever.[Sighs] And despite the precariousness of her situation, Susan took a moment to mourn her loss. [Gasps] Oh.[blows] Oh! Oh! [Squeeals] It didn't take Susan long to realize, this was just not her night. [Ediee] Is someebody out theeree? - [Smokee alarm] - Oh, my God! That's smokee! [Sireens] [Two-way radio] Oh, my God.Shee leeft candlees unatteendeed in thee deen.Parameedic said shee was lucky.Shee could'vee beeeen killeed.[Lyneettee] Shee ran out with nothing on.- Shee was having seex with somee guy.- What happeeneed to him? Hee got smokee inhalation.Hee's at thee hospital.Oh.Susan, aree you all right? You look awful.I'm finee.I'm finee.I just, uh, feeeel reeally bad for Ediee.Oh, honeey, don't worry about Ediee.Shee's a strong lady.Absoluteely.Shee'll geet through this.Shee'll find a way to survivee.Wee all do.Comee on.- Wow! What happeeneed? - Mikee! And suddenly there he was.Like a phoenix rising from the ashes.I I thought you weeree uh Wheeree weeree you? I just got back from thee moviees.Ediee had a firee, huh? Yeeah.Yeeah, but shee's finee now.Eveerything's finee now.And just like that, Susan was happy.Life was suddenly full of possibilities.Not to mention a few unexpected surprises.- Hello.- It's mee.- Have anything yet? - No, nothing yeet.But don't worry.I'm deefiniteely geetting closeer.I brought somee champagnee.I thought wee should havee a toast.The next day my friends came together to pack away my clothes, my personal belongings and what was left of my life.All right, ladiees, lift 'eem up.To Mary Alicee, a good frieend and neeighbor.Wheereeveer you aree, wee hopee you'vee found peeacee.- To Mary Alicee.- To Mary Alicee.Leet's geet this show on thee road.You guys, cheeck out Mary Alicee's clothees.Sizee eeight? Ha! Shee always told mee shee was a sizee six.- Wee found thee skeeleeton in heer closeet.- Not quite, Gabrielle, not quite.- What's that? - A leetteer addreesseed to Mary Alicee.How ironic.To have something I tried so desperately to keep secret, treated so casually.- What aree you doing? That's privatee.- It's opeen.What's thee big deeal? - What doees this meean? - Don't know. Cheeck out thee postmark.Oh, my God.Shee got it thee day shee dieed.Do you think this is why shee? I'm so sorry, girls.I never wanted you to be burdened with this.Oh, Mary Alicee, what did you do?。

1.Every storm brings with it hope that somehow by morning, everything will be made clean again. And even the most troubling stains will have disappeared. Like the doubts over his innocence, or the consequence of his mistake, like the scars of his betrayal,or the memory of his kiss.So we wait for the storm to pass hoping for the best, even though we know in our hearts some stains are so indelible, nothing can wash them away.每随风暴而来的是希望——不论如何，到了早晨，一切都会变干净，即使最顽固的污点也会消失。

像对清白的疑惑，错误的结果，背叛的创伤，亲吻的记忆。

我们等待着风暴退却，期待着雨过天睛。

即使我们清楚在心中, 有些污点是如此顽固，没有什么能将它们清除。

2.Have you met the perfect couple? The two soul mates whose love never dies? The two lovers whose relationship is never threatened.The husband and wife who trust each other completely. If you haven't met the perfect couple, let me introduce you.They stand atop a layer of butter cream frosting. The secret of their success? Well, for starters, they don't have to look at each other.你有没有遇到过完美的一对，精神伴侣，他们的爱永远不死；这对恋人，他们的爱情从没受到过威胁；丈夫和妻子，完完全全信任对方？如果你没有遇见过这样的一对眷侣，让我来给你介绍这么一对：他们是站在奶油冰淇淋上的。

绝望的主妇 Desperate Housewives 台词绝望的主绝第一季中英文绝本Desperate Housewives 1My name is Mary Alice Young.我是Mary Alice Young.When you read this morning's paper, you may come across an article 当你绝绝今天的晨绝可能绝到一篇文章会,about the unusual day I had last week. 绝于上星期我所渡绝的不平常的一天个.Normally, there's never anything newsworthy about my life, 通常我的生活里是有什绝有新绝绝道价绝的没,,but that all changed last thursday.但是上星期四一切都改绝了个.Of course, everything seemed quite normal at first. 当然起初一切看起都平常来很,,.I made breakfast for my family.我绝一家人做好早餐.I performed my chores.做家绝.I completed my projects.完成我的手工作品.I ran my errands.完成我的使命.In truth, I spent the day as I spent every other day --事绝上和平绝什绝不同没, --quietly polishing the routine of my life until it gleamed with perfection. 一切都和往常一绝直到一件不绝常的事情的绝生,.That's why it was so astonishing when I decided to go to my hallway closet 绝就是绝什绝一切令人震惊当决橱我定走向走廊的壁,, and retrieve a revolver that had never been used.拿起一把用绝的左绝手绝从没.My body was discovered by my neighbor mrs. Martha Huber, 我的尸是被我的绝居体绝绝的Martha Huber,who had been startled by a strange popping sound.她声声吓被一奇怪的音了一跳.Her curiosity aroused,她很绝得好奇,mrs. Huber tried to think of a reason for dropping in on me unannounced.太太想了一不绝自的理由个来来Huber.After some initial hesitation,在豫了一之后犹会,she decided to return the blender she had borrowed from me six months before. 她决来她定绝绝绝个从月前我绝里借去绝拌器6.It's my neighbor. I think she's been shot.我的绝居我绝得被绝绝了她,.There's blood everywhere.到绝都是血.Yes. You've got to send an ambulance. You've got to send one right now.是的赶绝派救绝绝叫救绝绝,,.And for a moment,绝了一之后会,mrs. Huber stood motionless in her kitchen,太太地站在房里呆呆厨Huber,grief-stricken by this senseless tragedy...因绝绝件事情而感绝度悲绝极...But only for a moment.但是只有那绝一会.If there was one thing mrs. Huber was known for, 如果绝最大的特点Huber,it was her ability to look on the bright side. 就是绝能把事情往好的方面想她.I was laid to rest on a monday.星期一人绝把我安葬了.After the funeral, all the residents of wisteria lane came to pay their respects.葬之后礼所有住在人都表示他绝绝我的绝念和尊敬来,wisteria lane.And, as people do in these situations, they brought food.就像人绝在绝绝情下通常做的况会他绝送点吃的来,.Lynette Scavo brought fried chicken.绝了炸绝Lynette Scavo.Lynette had a great family recipe for fried chicken.有一大家庭个大家都喜绝炸绝Lynette,.Of course, she didn't cook much while she was moving up the corporate ladder. 当然当她个绝是绝绝女性的绝候她很少做绝,,.She didn't have the time.她没有绝绝.But when her doctor announced Lynette was pregnant,但是的生告绝绝孕了的绝候当她医她,her husband Tom had an idea.他的丈夫想了绝法个Tom."Why not quit your job?绝什绝不绝绝辞呢""?"Kids do better with stay-at-home moms. It would be so much less stressful." 绝绝待在家里绝出的孩子比绝好来会而且绝绝绝力也比绝小",."But this was not the case.但是事绝非如此并.In fact, Lynette's life had become so hectic,事绝上的生活绝得如此绝绝,Lynette,she was now forced to get her fried chicken from a fast-food restaurant. 她不得不去快餐店绝一只炸绝.Lynette would have appreciated the irony if she stopped to think about it,如果仔绝想想可能明白绝是反绝会Lynette ,,but she couldn't. She didn't have the time. 但是不能她她没有绝绝,.- Stop it ! - But, mom!住手但是绝绝- ! - ,!No,不,you are going to behave today.你绝今天乖一点.I am not going to be humiliated in front of the entire neighborhood.我不想在大家面前绝绝.And just so you know how serious I am... 我是绝的真...what's that?绝是什绝?Santa's cell phone number.的绝绝绝号Santar.How'd you get that?你怎绝知道的?I know someone who knows someone who knows an elf, 我绝绝朋友个她个的朋友里有人绝绝一小绝魔,,and if any of you acts up, so help me, I will call Santa,所以今天如果绝绝绝蛋你我绝上打绝绝绝,,Santa,and I will tell him you want socks for Christmas. 我告绝他会你圣袜绝绝绝只要短绝就可以了,.You willing to risk that?想绝绝绝?Okay. Let's get this over with.好那绝我绝把绝收起个来,.Gabrielle Solis, who lives down the block,住在街的后面区Gabrielle Solis,,brought a spicy paella.绝了辣肉菜绝.Since her modeling days in New York, 自绝始在绝绝模特以从她当来, Gabrielle had developed a taste for rich food... 她绝食物的品味绝绝提高...and rich men.绝有那些有绝的男人.Carlos, who worked in mergersnd acquisitions, Carlos, who worked in mergersnd acquisitions, proposed on their third date.在他绝第三次绝的绝候求婚会跟她.Gabrielle was touched when tears welled up in his eyes,当看绝他眼中的水绝眶泪被感绝了Gabrielle,,but she soon discovered this happened 但是快绝绝她很every time Carlos closed the big deal. 每当成功近一些大人物绝都绝绝靠会Carlos.Gabrielle liked her paella piping hot.喜绝那些新绝的肉菜绝她Gabrielle.However, her relationship with her husband was considerably cooler.但是和丈夫的绝系冷淡她她很.If you talk to Al Mason at this thing, 如果今天早上你跟交绝Al Mason,I want you to casually mention how much I paid for your necklace.我希望能着意的提起我花了多少绝绝绝绝绝绝绝你装很随你条.He let me know how much he paid for his wife's new convertible.他上次告绝我他绝他妻子的新造型花了多少.Why don't I just pin the receipt to my chest? 我干脆在胸前绝一价目好了个条?Look, just work it into the conversation. 看只要在聊天的绝候入就可以了插,.There's no way I can just work that in, Carlos. 我绝得绝去绝怎插嘛, Carlos.Why not?绝什绝?At the Donoghue party, everyone was talking mutual funds,聚上会每人都在绝绝那些什绝共有基金个Donoghue,,and you found a way to mention you slept with half the Yankee outfield.你你国佬却绝什绝和那些绝绝里一半以上的美睡绝.I'm telling you, it came up in the context of the conversation. 我告绝绝了你当绝他绝在绝绝些,.Hey, people are starting to stare. Can you keep your voice down, please?喂大家都在看绝点好绝,,,?Absolutely. We wouldn't want them to think we're not happy. 当然我可不希望他绝绝绝我绝不和,.Bree van de Kamp, who lives next door,住在隔壁Bree van de Kamp,,brought baskets of muffins she baked from scratch. 绝了绝绝绝的松绝两她烤.Bree was known for her cooking,擅绝做绝Bree,and for making her own clothes,会自己做衣服,and for doing her own gardening,会园绝,and for reupholstering her own furniture.甚至绝的沙绝绝椅面会她装.Yes, Bree's many talents were known throughout the neighborhood, 是的的多才能大家都知道很, Bree,and everyone on Wisteria lane thought of Bree as the perfect wife and mother.所有住在的人都绝绝是完美的妻子和母绝个Wisteria laneBree.Everyone, that is, except her own family.每人个事绝上除了的家人她,,.Paul. Zachary.Paul. Zachary.Hello, mrs. Van De Kamp.你好太太,Van De Kamp.Bree, you shouldn't have gone to all this trouble.不好意思绝绝麻绝你Bree,.It was no trouble at all.一点也不麻绝.Now, the basket with the red ribbon is filled with desserts for your guests,绝绝绝子的绝子里了一些点个扎装甜餐后可以拿绝客人绝享用你,,but the one with the blue ribbon is just for you and Zachary. 但是绝绝色绝子的绝子里的绝西是绝和个扎装你Zachary.It's got rolls, muffins, breakfast-type things. 有松绝各绝各绝的可以在绝子里的吃的装,.Thank you.绝绝.Well, the least I could do is绝至少绝是我能做的,,make sure you boys had a decent meal to look forward to in the morning.绝绝孩子绝明天早上至少能吃绝好的.I know you're out of your minds with grief. 我知道已绝悲痛欲绝了你.Yes, we are.是的.Of course, I will need the baskets back once you're done.当然吃完绝西绝得把绝子绝绝我,.Of course.当然.Susan Mayer, who lives across the street,住在街绝面Susan Mayer,,brought macaroni and cheese.绝了通心粉和来奶酪.Her husband Carl always teased her about her macaroni, 的丈夫她绝是笑她做的通心粉Carl,saying it was the only thing she knew how to cook, 绝绝是她会唯一做的绝西,and she rarely made it well.而且绝做不好她.It was too salty the night she and Carl moved into their house. 她和搬来那天绝上做的太咸Carl,.It was too watery the night she found lipstick on Carl's shirt. 当她绝绝的绝衫上有唇印的那天绝上做的通心粉又太松绝Carl.She burned it the night carl told her he was leaving her for his secretary.告绝要绝绝去他的她离她秘绝那里的那天绝上她把通心粉倒了carl,.A year had passed since the divorce.她离已绝婚一年了.Susan had started to think how nice it would be to have a man in her life,绝始绝得生活中有男人是件美好的事情个Susan,even one who would make fun of her cooking.就算是一只个会她厨嘲弄的绝的男人.Mom... why would someone kill themselves?绝绝绝什绝有人要自绝... ?Well... sometimes people are so unhappy,绝因绝他绝太不快绝了...,they think that's the only way they can solve their problems. 他绝绝得绝是他绝解决绝绝的唯一方法.But mrs. Young always seemed happy.但是太太看起一直绝心来很啊,Young.Yeah, sometimes people pretend to be one way on the outside whenthey're totally different on theinside.绝是的有绝候有些人在外人面前的表绝和绝绝上是完全不一绝的,,.Oh, you mean like how dad's girlfriend always smiling and says nice things,哦你爸爸来很是绝的女朋友绝是表面上看起好,,but deep down, you just know she's a bitch? 但是绝绝上她个只是绝子,?I don't like that word, Julie.我不喜绝绝个字眼, Julie.But, yeah, that's a great example.但是是的绝个极例子棒了,,.Hey, what's going on? Sorry I'm late. 绝怎绝了抱歉来我绝了,,.Hi, susan.绝, susan.Hey. So, what did Carl say when you confronted him? 绝那绝当你反绝的绝候怎绝绝,,, Carl?You'll love this. He said...你会个喜绝绝的他绝,..."it doesn't mean anything. It was just sex." 绝不代表什绝只是性",."Ah, yes, page one of the philanderer's handbook. 哦是的绝是那些花花公子手上第一绝所的册写,.Yeah, and then he got this zen look on his face, and he said, "you know, Susan,是的然后他绝出一绝无辜的表情绝你知道的,,, ", Susan, most men live lives of quiet desperation."大部分男人都在平的绝望中绝着他绝的生活静."Please tell me you punched him.绝告绝我绝了他你踹.No, I said, "really? And what do most women lead 没有我绝是绝那绝大部分女人 ,, ",lives of noisy fulfillment?"每天所绝的绝绝的吵吵呢日子有是什绝?"Hmm. Good for you.绝绝得好,.I mean, of all people, did he have to bang his secretary? I had that woman over for brunch.我不明白那绝多人干和他的嘛搞秘绝在一起大的早餐做得比我好概她,,? .It's like my grandmother always said -- an erect penis doesn't have a conscience.就像我祖母绝的男人勃起的绝候毫无道德可言-- .Even the limp ones aren't that ethical.就算勃没没起的绝候也是什绝道德的.This is half the reason I joined the NRA.绝是半我个加入的原因NRA.Well, when Rex started going to those medical conferences, 绝当绝始参医学会加绝些绝绝,Rex,I wanted it in the back of his mind that he had a loving wife at home我希望他绝得绝有绝他的妻子在家里个等他.with a loaded Smith & Wesson.绝有一群孩子.Lynnie, Tom's always away on business. Do you ever worry he might?绝是在外面公干绝道不心绝你担Lynnie, Tom,?Oh, please, the man's gotten me pregnant three times in four years.哦拜托绝男人绝我在个年内绝了次孕,,43.I wish he was having sex with someone else. 我希望他去和绝人做绝.So, Susan, is he going to stop seeing that woman? 那绝他定不决个再绝那女人了绝, Susan,?I don't know.我不知道.I'm sorry, you guys. I just...我很歉抱我只是,...I just don't know how I'm going to survive this. 我只是不知道绝如何渡绝绝一切.Listen to me.听我绝.We all have moments of desperation.我绝都有绝绝望的绝候.But if we can face them head-on, that's when we find out just how strong we really are.但是我绝当并勇于面绝绝些绝绝前绝我绝就绝绝自己是多绝绝会强,.Susan. I was just saying Paul wants us to go over on friday.我绝绝绝我绝周五绝去Susan.Paul.He needs us to go through Mary Alice's closetand help pack up her things.他想绝我绝帮忙收拾的衣和橱其他的绝西Mary Alice.He said he can't face doing it by himself. 他绝他一人个无法面绝绝一切.Sure. That's fine.好的没有绝绝,.Are you okay?你吧绝好?Yeah.当然.I'm just so angry.我只是有点生气.If Mary Alice was having problems,she should have come to us.如果有什绝困绝绝绝我绝来找Mary Alice,.She should have let us help her.她找帮绝绝我绝绝忙.What kind of problems could she have had? 她到底有什绝绝绝?She was healthy, had a great home, a nice family.她很健康有个温暖的家,.- Her life was... - Our life.她的生活我绝的生活- ... - .No, if Mary Alice was having some sort of crisis, we'd have known.不如果遇到什绝危机我绝绝绝知道, Mary Alice ,.She lives 50 feet away, for god's sakes. 她就住在英尺外50.Gabby, the woman killed herself.她自绝了Gabby,.Something must have been going on. 一定绝生了什绝.I wouldn't eat that if I were you. 如果我是你我一定不吃会,.Why?绝什绝?I made it. Trust me.绝是我做的相信我,.Hey, hey, do you -- do you have a death wish?绝绝你有什绝绝愿绝,,?No, I just refuse to believe that anybody cans crew up macaroni and cheese.不我只是不相信有人做不好通心粉和会奶酪,.Oh, my god.哦上帝,.How did you -- it tastes like it's burned and undercooked.你怎绝感绝像绝焦了又像没煮熟----,.Yeah, I get that a lot. Here you go. 绝我绝绝了,.Ha ha. Thanks.哈哈绝绝,.I'm Mike Delfino. I just started renting the simms house next door.我是我绝绝始租的房子就在隔壁Mike Delfino.SIMM,.Susan Mayer. I live across the street.我住在绝街Susan Mayer. .Oh, yeah, mrs. Huber told me about you. 哦是的太太我提起绝跟你,,Huber.Said you illustrate children's books. 绝绝孩子绝的绝绝你画插.Yeah, I'm very big with the under-5 set. 是啊那些绝绝以下孩子绝看的,5.- What do you do? - Plumber.你呢水管工- ? - .So if you ever have a clog...如果的水你管被堵了...or something.或是其他什绝.Now that everybody's seen that I brought something, 绝在大家都看到我绝什绝了来,,I should probably just throw this out. 我最好绝是了绝扔它.Ease up, you little vampire.放绝松.Lynette, I've been looking all over for you.我正到绝找你Lynette,.Are you aware of what your sons are doing? 你你儿嘛知道的子绝在干绝?What are you doing? We are at a wake.绝在干你嘛我绝是来守夜的?.When we got here, you said we could go in the pool. 我绝的绝候来你绝绝我绝可以在水池里玩的,.I said you could go by the pool.我绝绝可以在水你池绝玩.Do you have your swimsuits on?你绝穿游泳绝了?Yeah, we put them under our clothes before we left. 是的我绝的绝候就来穿好了,.You three planned this? All right. That's it. Get out!你划绝早就绝好了我明白了出来,,!- No! - No?不不- ! - ?I am your mother. You have to do what I say. Come on.我是绝你老绝要我的绝听快点,,.We want to swim, and you can't stop us! 我绝想游泳你不可以阻止我绝,! Get out, or I will get in this pool and just grab you. Get out!出来否绝我就绝去绝了抓你出来,,!Get over here.绝来.Get -- get over here!绝来!All right, give me your arm. Get back -- 好把的你胳膊绝我回去 ,,-- Move it! That's right! Get over here! 好很绝来,!Paul, we have to leave now.我绝得走了Paul,.Once again, I am so sorry for your loss. 我绝很憾.Go.走.Lynette shouldn't have been so concerned about my husband.没必要绝绝在意我的丈夫Lynette.He had other things on his mind -- 他绝袋里在想绝的事情 --things below the surface.一些被掩盖的事情.The morning after my funeral, 我葬的第礼二天早上,my friends and neighbors quietly went back to their busy, busy lives.我的朋友和绝居绝又回到了他绝前从忙碌的生活.While some did their cooking... 有些人在做绝...and some did their cleaning... 有的人在打绝...and some did their yoga... 有的做瑜珈...others did their homework. 有人在做家庭作绝.Hi.绝.I'm Julie. I kicked my soccer ball into your backyard.我是我的球不小心绝绝的后踢你院了Julie..Oh, okay. Well, let's go around and get it. 哦没绝系我绝去拿回来,,.Stay.待在绝儿.His wife died a year ago.他妻子一年前死了.He wanted to stay in L.A., but there were too many memories.他想待在但是那有太多的回绝L.A.,.He's renting for tax purposes, but he hopes to buy a place real soon.他租了那里但是想快绝房子尽个,.I can't believe you went over there.真你跑不敢相信去那里了.Hey, I saw you both flirting at the wake. 绝那天我看绝绝在你互相绝情,.You're obviously into each other.你绝互相吸引.Now that you know he's single, you can ask him out. 绝在知道他是绝你身就可以绝他出来,.Julie, I like mr. Delfino, I do.我的喜绝确先生Julie, Delfino.I just, uh, I don't even know if I'm ready to start dating yet.我只是我绝不知道自己是否准绝好要绝始绝了会,.Oh, you need to get back out there. 哦你从需要绝里走出去,.Come on. How long has it been since you've had sex?去吧你没有多久做绝了,?Are you mad that I asked you that? 我绝绝不绝生绝个会会你气?No, I'm just trying to remember. 不我只是在想,.I don't want to talk to you about my love life anymore. It weirds me out.我不想和绝我的感情生活你绝奇怪很,.I wouldn't have said anything. It's just... 我不绝什绝了会只是,...What?什绝?I heard dad's girlfriend ask if you'd dated anyone since the divorce,我绝听爸你离没会老的女朋友绝婚后有有什绝绝,and dad said he doubted it.老爸很绝他绝疑.And then they both laughed.然后他绝都笑了.- Susan. - Hi, Mike.你好- Susan. -, Mike.I brought you a little housewarming gift. 我绝了点小物礼绝迎你来绝里住,.I probably should have brought something by earlier, but...我绝绝早点的来但是,...actually, you're the first in the neighborhood to stop by.事绝上你个来是第一拜绝我的人,.Really?真的绝?Susan knews he was lucky.知道她很运幸Susan.An eligible bachelor had moved onto wisteria lane,一件不绝的绝个条来身绝搬住wisteria lane,and she was the first to find out, 她个是第一绝绝的人, but she also knew that good news... 但是也知道好她消息...Travels quickly.绝得快很.閑 Edie Britt was the most predatory divorcin a 5-block radius.是附近最绝绝的婚女人离Edie Britt.Her conquests were numerous...她数的群下之臣无...varied...各绝各绝...and legendary.绝直就像小绝.Hi, Susan. I hope I'm not interrupting. 绝希望有打绝到绝没你, Susan..You must be Mike Delfino. Hi, I'm Edie. Britt. 你一定就是绝我是Mike Delfino.,Edie. Britt.I live over there.我住那绝.Welcome to Wisteria lane.绝迎你来Wisteria lane.Susan had met the enemy, and she was a slut.遇到了绝人而且绝是绝绝个Susan,.Thank you. Ha ha. What's this?绝绝哈哈绝是什绝,,?Sausage putanesca. It's just something I threw together.一些绝之绝的绝西腊我把他绝混合了一下..Well, thanks, Edie. Ha ha. That's great. 哦绝绝哈哈很棒,, Edie.,.I'd invite you both in, but I was sort of in the middle of something.我绝绝邀绝绝绝绝你来但是屋子很乱,.And just like that, the race for Mike Delfino had begun. 就绝绝绝于的绝绝始了争,Mike Delfino.For a moment, Susan wondered if her rivalry with Edie would remain friendly.有那绝一会儿很她绝疑和能否友好绝争, Susan Edie.Oh, Mike. I heard you're a plumber?哦听你个绝是绝水管工, Mike.?But she was reminded that when it came to men... 但是想起她当男人,...do you think you could stop by later tonight and take a look at my pipes?今天绝上有有没帮空我看看我家的水管?- Women don't fight fair. - Sure.女人不打会架当然- . - .Thanks.绝绝.Bye, Susan.再绝, Susan.You can't order me around like I'm a child.你当来不要老是把我成小孩子命令我.- Gabrielle. - No. No, no, no. I'm not going.不不不不我不去- Gabrielle. - ,,,,.It's business. Tanaka expects everyone to bring their wives.绝是工作希望每人都待妻子个来. Tanaka.Every time I'm around that man, he tries to grab my ass. 每次在他旁绝的绝候他绝想摸我的屁股,.Ha ha. I made over $200,000 doing business with him last year. 哈哈去年我他做了一跟宗的生意. ,$200,000.If he wants to grab your ass, you let him.如果想她屁摸的股那就绝她吧摸,.Mr. Solis. You scared me.你吓到我了Mr. Solis..Why is that bush still there? You were supposed to dig it up last week.绝个怎矮绝绝绝绝在绝里上星期就绝绝把他绝个你弄掉了,.I didn't have time last week.上星期我个没空.I don't want to hear your excuses. Just take care of it. 我不要的听你解绝你只要绝我做好就可以了,.I really hate the way you talk to me.我绝在绝绝绝绝我绝绝的绝度很你跟.And I really hate that I spend $15,000我也绝绝我花了很$15,000on your diamond necklace that you couldn't live without, 绝绝了那有就不能活的绝你条你没石绝绝,but I'm learning to deal with it.但是我绝着定了搞.So can I tell Tanaka we'll be there tomorrow night? 那绝我可以告绝明绝我绝都去会Tanaka?John. We have bandage stop shelf in the kitchen.厨房的架子上有绝口绝John. .Thanks, mrs. Solis.绝绝太太,Solis.Fine. I'll go.很好我走了,.But I'm keeping my back pressed against the wall the entire time.但是我一会靠整绝都在绝上的.See? Now this is what a marriage is all about -- compromise.看到了吧绝就是婚姻妥绝?---.Is your finger okay?你的手指绝好绝?Yeah, yeah, it's just a small cut. 哦是的只是小绝个口,,.Let me see.绝我看看.Hmm. You know, mrs. Solis,绝你知道的太太,,Solis,Um, I really like it when we hook up,绝当会很我绝交绝的绝候棒的,,but, um, well, you know, I-I got to get my work done,但是绝我得干活,,,and I can't afford to lose this job.我不能失去绝工作份.This table is hand-carved.绝绝子是手工桌刻的.Carlos had it imported from Italy.从来意大利绝回的Carlos.It cost him $23,000.花了他$23,000.You want to do it on the table this time? 你桌想在绝绝子上做? Absolutely.当然.Why can't we ever have normal soup? 我绝绝什绝不能喝普通一点的绝? Danielle, there is nothing abnormal about basil puree.绝勒绝什绝不没啊正常的Danielle,.Just once, couldn't we have a soup that people have heard of?只要一次就好绝到我绝不能喝点大家都知道的绝,?Like french onion or navy bean.就像法国葱洋或者是菜豆.First of all, your father can't eat onions. He's deathly allergic.首先你葱绝的父绝不能吃洋他绝绝度绝个极敏,,.And I won't even dignify your navy bean suggestion. 绝有你个会那绝于菜豆的建绝我是不考绝的,.So... how's the osso buco?那绝炖怎小牛绝绝绝...?It's okay.可以.It's okay?可以?Andrew, I spent three hours cooking this meal.我花了个小绝准绝绝餐Andrew,3.How do you think it makes me feel when you say "it's okay" in that sullen tone?你听气跟绝得如果我到有人用那绝绝绝的口我绝可以我是什绝感绝""?Who asked you to spend three hours on dinner? 没你人绝花个小绝做绝餐3?Excuse me?什绝?Tim Harper's mom gets home from work,的绝绝下班后才回家Tim Harper,pops open a can of pork and beans,绝一罐猪肉大豆罐绝,and boom, they're eating. Everyone's happy. 他绝就绝绝吃每人都吃得绝心个很. .You'd rather I serve pork and beans?你你情愿我绝绝做大豆或是猪肉?Apologize now. I am begging.绝在绝我道歉.I'm saying, do you always have to serve cuisine? 我是绝你嘛来你厨呢干绝要弄绝些绝示的绝绝,?Can't we ever just have food?绝道我绝不能就是吃绝而已?Are you doing drugs?你磕绝了绝?What?什绝?Change in behavior is one of the warning signs, 怪的异号行绝是一绝信, and you have been as fresh as paint for the last six months.之前半年都很正常.That certainly would explain why you're always locked in the bathroom.绝就是绝是把自己绝在个你浴室里的原因绝.- Trust me, that is not what he is doing. - Shut up.相信我他绝绝有那绝做没绝嘴- ,. - .Mom, I'm not the one with the problem here, all right? 绝绝绝有绝绝的人不是我儿明白绝,,?You're the one always acting like she's running for mayor of Stepford. 你搞你绝是得好像要去绝绝市市绝一绝Stepford.Rex.Rex.Seeing that you're the head of this household, I would really appreciate you saying something.你是一家之主你不绝绝绝点什绝绝,.Pass the salt?把绝绝我?Three days after my funeral,葬后的礼天3,Lynette replaced her grief with a much more useful emotion --绝绝了自己的心情不再悲痛 Lynette,--indignation.而是绝怒.Tom, this is my fifth message, and you still haven't called me back.绝是我的第五通留言了你绝不绝我回绝Tom, , .Well, you must be having a lot of fun on your business trip. I can only imagine.我相信你很吧在外面一定玩得绝心我可以想象. .Well, guess what -- the kids and I want to have some fun, too, 绝猜猜看我和孩子绝也要出去玩玩,---,so unless you call me back by noon, 除非中你午之前绝我回绝绝, we are getting on a plane and joining you.我绝正在绝机上绝上就加入绝你,.Mom!绝绝!Not now, honey. Mommy's threatening daddy.等等宝绝我正在威绝你爸爸,,.Mom. No, I -- where are your brothers? 绝绝不我你呢兄弟,, ----? - Noodles. - My favorite.面条我的最绝- . - .Lynette Scavo?Lynette Scavo?Crap.绝绝.Natalie Klein. I don't believe it.真不敢相信Natalie Klein. .Lynette. How long has it been?我绝多久没绝了Lynette. ?Years.几年了.Uh, how are you? How's the firm? 呃你怎绝在绝公司怎绝,? ?Good. Everyone misses you.很好大家都想念很你,.Yeah. We all say if you hadn't quit, 是的我绝绝绝如果有绝你没辞,, you'd be running the place by now. 绝在一定是你管理大家. Yeah, well...是啊呃,...So... how's domestic life?那绝家居生活如何呢...?Don't you just love being a mom? 是不是绝做绝绝的感绝很?And there it was -- the question that Lynette always dreaded.绝就是最害怕的绝绝Lynette.Well, to be honest...呃老绝绝,...for those who asked it, only one answer was acceptable,绝于绝些提绝的人只有一个答案是令人绝意的,,so Lynette responded as she always did.所以就像往常一绝回答了绝绝绝个Lynette.She lied.她个撒了绝.It's the best job I've ever had.绝是我做绝的最棒的工作.You know what I don't get? 你没知道什绝是我有得到的绝?What?什绝?Why you married mr. Solis. 你会绝什绝嫁绝先生Solis.Well... he promised to give me everything I've ever wanted.呃他承绝绝绝我所有想要的绝西... .And did he?他做到了绝?Yes.是啊.Then why aren't you happy? 那绝绝什绝不绝心你?Turns out I wanted all the wrong things.看起我来似乎要绝了.So do you love him?那绝绝他绝你?I do.当然.Well, then, why are we here? Why are we doing this? 那绝我绝在绝里干嘛绝什绝我绝要绝绝做,? ?Because I don't want to wake up one morning 因绝我不想某天早上醒来的绝候with a sudden urge to blow my brains out. 会捶突然想要打自己的绝.Hey, can I have a drag?我能要一根绝?Absolutely not.当然不.You are much too young to smoke.你太年绝了不适合抽烟,.Ah. How would you feel about me using your child-support payments 我用绝你来留的绝做整形手绝for plastic surgery?你会怎绝想?Stop being so nervous. You're just asking him out to dinner. It's no big deal.绝绝绝绝绝你不绝绝他吃绝餐绝不是什绝大事. . .You're right.绝得绝.So is that your project for school? 绝是你学校的作绝?You know, when I was in fifth grade, I made the white house out of sugar cubes.你知道的我年绝的绝候用方糖做了一白房子个,5,.Stop stalling and go绝拖拖拉拉的走吧,before mike figures out he can do better. 在绝绝他能到找更好的之前mike.。

绝望地主妇第一季中英文台词对照第一集(Season 1, Episode 1)场景：主角颖儿和她的家人坐在客厅里，看电视。

颖儿：嗨，大家好！我是颖儿。

欢迎来到《绝望地主妇》。

费德勒：颖儿，你在看啥？Ying'er, what are you watching?颖儿：我正在看这个超级有趣的美剧。

里面的妇女们生活在一个美丽而又疯狂的社区里。

费德勒：听起来有意思。

可以借我看吗？Sounds interesting. Can I borrow it?颖儿：当然可以！但我保证你会上瘾的。

Of course! But I guarantee you'll get addicted.（几个小时后，费德勒一直盯着电视屏幕）费德勒：这个剧真的太好笑了！我下次会继续看的。

场景：颖儿和她的邻居在社区的咖啡厅见面。

颖儿：嘿，安妮！最近怎么样？Hey, Anne! How have you been?安妮：哎呀，我最近有点闷。

孩子们总是让我手忙脚乱。

颖儿：我明白。

生活中总有一些烦恼。

你有没有想过要做些什么让自己开心的事情？I understand. There are always some worries in life. Have you thought about doing something that makes you happy?安妮：没错。

我一直想学做糕点，但从来没有开始过。

True. I've always wanted to learn how to bake, but I never started.颖儿：那就现在开始吧！我可以帮你找一些食谱。

Then start now! I can help you find some recipes.场景：颖儿和她的丈夫人在餐厅用餐。

颖儿：亲爱的，我想打工。

我们需要更多的经济支持。

Honey, I want to get a job. We need more financial support.丈夫：但你应该是家庭主妇啊。

101 The next day my friends came together to pack away my clothes, my personal belongings and what was left of my life. Not quite Gabrielle, not quite. How ironic. To have something I tried so desperately to keep secret treated so causally. I'm so sorry, girls. I never wanted you to burden with this. 第二天我的朋友们都来帮我收拾衣服，私人物品还有――我剩下的那些东西。

远不只这些Gabrielle，远不只。

多么讽刺，我拼命努力想要保守的秘密就这样随便的被她们发现了。

对不起，姐妹们。

我绝对不想让你们承受这种负担。

102 Yes, as I look back at the world I left behind, it's all so clear to me--the beauty that waits to be unveiled, the mysteries that long to be uncovered. But, people so rarely stop to take a look. They just keep moving. It's a shame, really. There's so much to see. 是的，当我回头看我身后的世界，它变得如此清晰。

那么多期待闪亮登场的美丽，那么多渴望不被发现的秘密。

但人们很少停下脚步去观察，他们只是一路前行。

这真的很可惜。

103Yes I remember the world, every detail. And what I remember most is how afraid I was, what a waste. You see, to live in fear is not to live at all. I wish I could tell this to those I left behind, but would it do any good? Probably not. I understand now, there will always be those who face their fears, and there will always be those who run away. 是的，我记得这个世界的每一个细节。

绝望的主妇经典台词101. An odd thing happens when we die. Taste, touch, smell, and sound become a distant memory, but our sight --ah, our sight expands, and we can suddenly see the world we've left behind so clearly. Of course, most of what's visible to the dead could also be seen by the living, if they'd only take the time to look. 我们死去以后就会有奇怪的事情发生，我们的感觉消失了，味觉、触觉和听觉都成为遥远的回忆，但是我们的视觉，它变得开阔了。

我们能突然把被我们扔在身后的这个世界看清楚。

当然，大多数死人能看见的世界，活着的人也能看清楚，只要他们愿意花时间去看。

102. As I look back at the world I left behind, it's all so clear to me: the beauty that waits to be unveiled, the mysteries that long to be uncovered. But people so rarely stop to take a look, they just keep moving. It‟s a shame really, there‟s so much to see.当我回头看看身后这个世界时；我看的如此清晰。

有那么多有待发现的美丽；和那么多有待揭幕的神秘；但是人们很少会停下来看上一眼。

他们只是不停的往前走，这真的很遗憾。

有那么多值得一看的东西！103. Y es, I remember the world --every detail. And what I remember most is how afraid I was. What a waste. Y ou see, to live in fear is not to live at all. I wish I could tell this to those I left behind, but would it do any good? Probably not. I understand now -- there will alwaysbe those who face their fears... and there will always be those who run away.是的，我记得这个世界的每一个细节；而我记的最多的是我有多害怕；真是浪费。

1.Every storm brings with it hope that somehow by morning, everything will be made clean again. And even the most troubling stains will have disappeared. Like the doubts over his innocence, or the consequence of his mistake, like the scars of his betrayal,or the memory of his kiss.So we wait for the storm to pass hoping for the best, even though we know in our hearts some stains are so indelible, nothing can wash them away.每随风暴而来的是希望——不论如何，到了早晨，一切都会变干净，即使最顽固的污点也会消失。

像对清白的疑惑，错误的结果，背叛的创伤，亲吻的记忆。

我们等待着风暴退却，期待着雨过天睛。

即使我们清楚在心中, 有些污点是如此顽固，没有什么能将它们清除。

2.Have you met the perfect couple? The two soul mates whose love never dies? The two lovers whose relationship is never threatened.The husband and wife who trust each other completely. If you haven't met the perfect couple, let me introduce you.They stand atop a layer of butter cream frosting. The secret of their success? Well, for starters, they don't have to look at each other.你有没有遇到过完美的一对，精神伴侣，他们的爱永远不死；这对恋人，他们的爱情从没受到过威胁；丈夫和妻子，完完全全信任对方？如果你没有遇见过这样的一对眷侣，让我来给你介绍这么一对：他们是站在奶油冰淇淋上的。

关于《绝望主妇》台词关于《绝望主妇》台词1. There is nothing more important than friendships that endure, especially in a world that insists on changing.没有比经久不衰的友谊更重要的事，尤其是在这个不停变化的世界里。

2. It happens the second Sunday of every May. We celebrate the women who give us life and so much more.The ones who protect us at all costs, who have the courage to fight those who would do us harm, who put our happiness ahead of their own. But mostly, we celebrate a mother's love, which is constant, eternal, and there from the very beginning.我们总会在五月的第二个周日，跟母亲一起度过，她们给了我们生命和随之而来的一切，她们不惜代价的保护我们，她们充满勇气的与伤害我们的事物对抗，她们把我们的幸福当做头等大事。

最重要的是，我们赞美母亲的爱，如此坚定，如此永久，自从我们出生的那一刻就开始了。

3. From the moment we wake up in the morning till our head hits the pillow at night our lives are filled with questions. Most are easily answered and soon forgotten，but some questions are much harder to ask because we're so afraid of the answer. Will I be around to watch my children grow up? Am I making a mistake by marrying this man? Could he ever truly love me? And what happens when we ask ourselves the hard question and get the answer we'd been hoping for? Well, that's when happiness begins.从我们清晨醒来，到我们夜晚入睡，我们的生活充满了疑问。

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES1X01: PILOT------------------------------------------------------------OPEN ON: [EXT. WISTERIA LANE --- MORNING](A school bus drives up the road. Friendly "Good Morning" are exchanged between neighbors. A woman pushes a baby carriage along, while a car pulls out of a driveway and drives down the road. GABRIELLE jogs past a fence on the sidewalk.Pan to: (EXT.YOUNG HOUSE - FRONT YARD)(MARY ALICE comes out of her front door and down the porch steps, carry ing a basket of flowers. She kneels in front of her flowerbed, and smells a flower, smiling faintly.)NARRA TOR: My name is Mary Alice Y oung. When you read this morning's paper, you may come across an article about the unusual day I had last week. Normally, there's never anything newsworthy about my life. That all changed last Thursday. Of course everything seemed as normal at first. I made my breakfast for my family.(Cut to: MARY ALICE, carrying a plate of waffles to the breakfast table, where PAUL and ZACH are sitting. She passes the plate to PAUL.)MARY ALICE::Here we are. Waffles.NARRA TOR: I performed my chores.(Cut to: MARY ALICE, flipping a switch on the washing machine, and then lifting a basket of clothing off the machine.NARRA TOR: I completed my projects.(Cut to: MARY ALICE, stirring a paintbrush in a can of paint and painting a garden chair)NARRA TOR: I ran my errands (Cut to: MARY ALICE picking up the dry-cleaning, then retrieving the mail from the mailbox.)NARRA TOR: In truth, I spent the day as I spend every other day - quietly polishing the routine of my life until it gleamed with perfection.(Cut to: MARY ALICE, straightening a photo frames on top of the piano. She sighs with satisfaction, a contented smile on her face.)NARRA TOR: That's why it was so astonishing when I decided to go to my hallway closet to retrieve a revolver that had never been used.(Cut to: MARY ALICE takes a box off a shelf in the closet. Looking worried and distraught, she shakily puts a revolver to her temple. We see a finger pulling the trigger, and a loud shot is heard. The camera stay s on the YOUNG family picture, as the blurred reflection of MARY ALICE is shown in the frame of the picture falling to the ground.)(Cut to: MRS. HUBER'S HOUSE - KITCHEN)(MRS. HUBER's finger dips into a pool of red sauce (resembling blood). She licks the sauce on her finger, as she turns her head towards the YOUNG house, puzzled by the sound she's heard.)NARRA TOR: My body was discovered by my neighbor, Mrs. Martha Huber, who had been startled by a strange popping sound. Her curiosity aroused, Mrs. Huber tried to think of a reason for dropping in on me unannounced. After some initial hesitation, she decided to return the blender she had borrowed from me 6 months before. (MRS. HUBER takes a blender labeled Property of MARY ALICE YOUNG off a shelf, and hurries next door to ring the doorbell. Hearing no answer, she hurries to the side of the house, where she peers inside the window and sees MARY ALICE's dead body lying on the ground, a pool of blood next to her. She screams. We see MRS. HUBER hurry back to her own house.)MRS HUBER: (on the phone) It's my neighbor. I think she's been shot, there's blood everywhere. Y es, y ou've got to send an ambulance. You've got to send one right now!(MRS. HUBER hangs up the phone. She stands in the kitchen, lips trembling, fighting tears.)NARRA TOR: And for a moment, Mrs. Huber stood motionless in her kitchen, grief-stricken by this senseless tragedy. But, only for a moment.(MRS. HUBER turns her head sideway s, noticing the blender sitting on the kitchen counter.She rips the label off the blender, and puts it back on her shelf.)NARRA TOR: If there was one thing Mrs. Huber was known for, it was her ability to look on the bright side. (MRS. HUBER shuts the cupboard door.)OPENING CREDITS------------------------------------------------------------CUT TO: [EXT. WISTERIA LANE -- DAY](Residents wearing black clothing and bearing plates and baskets of food are walking towards the YOUNG household)NARRA TOR: I was laid to rest on a Monday. After the funeral, all the residents of Wisteria Lane came to pay their respects. And as people do in this situation, they brought food.(Pan to: L YNETTE, holding a plate of fried chicken with one hand as she walks.)NARRA TOR: Lynette Scavo brought fried chicken. Ly nette had a great family recipe for fried chicken. (Flashback to: LYNETTE talking animatedly in a conference room as she points at a projected screen with charts and figures, a room full of corporate businesspeople taking notes or watching as she shows her presentation, smiling with confidence.)NARRA TOR: Of course, she didn't cook much as she was moving up the corporate ladder. She didn't have the time. (Fade to: The doctor's office, where he performs a sonogram on LYNETTE's exposed belly, as L YNETTE lies in a chair watching the screen, laughing with excitement. Her husband, TOM, sits next to her as he watches with amazement at the sonogram, holding LYNETTE's hand.)NARRA TOR: But when her doctor announced Lynette was pregnant, her husband T om had an idea. Why not quit your job? Kids do much better with stay at home mums; it was so much less stressful.(We see TOM gesturing, talking animatedly as he proposes this idea to LYNETTE, who nods hesitantly in agreement as she looks at him.)NARRA TOR: But this was not the case.(End of flashback. Resume to present.)(LYNETTE pushes a baby carriage with her free hand, looking weary. The SCAVO children, Twins PRESTON & PORTER, and the younger brother PARKER, jostle each other as they walk on the sidewalk in front of the carriage, bickering rowdily with each other.)NARRA TOR: In fact, Lynette's life had become so hectic she was now forced to get her chicken from a fast food restaurant. Lynette would have appreciated the irony of it if she stopped to think about it, but she couldn't. She didn't have the time.(LYNETTE pushes in front of the 3 boy s, try ing to separate them.)LYNETTE: Hey, hey, hey, hey!(She kneels in front of them with a stern look on her face.)LYNETTE: Stop it, stop it, stop it. Stop it.PRESTON: But Mom!LYNETTE: No, you are going to behave today. I am not going to be humiliated in front of the entire neighborhood. And, just so y ou know how serious I am... (Reaches inside her top and pulls a folded pi ece of paper from her pocket)PRESTON: What's that?LYNETTE: Santa's cell-phone number.PORTER: How'd y ou get that?LYNETTE: I know someone, who knows someone, who knows an elf. And if anyone of you acts up, so help me, I will call Santa and tell him you want socks for Christmas. Y ou willing to risk that?SCAVO kids: Uh-uh! (All shake their heads vehemently)LYNETTE: Okay.(She tucks the paper back in her pocket, and straightens.)LYNETTE: Let's get this over with.(The camera pans across the road.)(Pan to: EXT. SOLIS HOUSE - FRONT Y ARD)(CARLOS stands outside, hands in his pocket, turning his head to see GABRIELLE come out of the front door, holding a plate in one hand and a bag in the other. She wears a black halter neck dress, black high heels and an expensive diamond necklace. )NARRA TOR: Gabrielle Solis, who lives down the block, brought a spicy paella.(Flashback to: GABRIELLE, strutting down a runway, wearing a pink dress as she models, the crowd is clapping and many cameras are flashing. The camera pans to CARLOS sitting in the audience.)NARRA TOR: Since her modeling day s in New York, Gabrielle had developed a taste for rich food and rich men. Carlos, who worked in mergers and acquisitions, proposed on their third date. Gabrielle was tou ched when tears welled up in his ey es.(Flash to: GABRIELLE and CARLOS, sitting in a restaurant. CARLOS holds out a ring as GABRIELLE gasps, excitedly hopping up and down in her chair as she agrees, smiling and laughing. We see the gleam of CARLOS’ tears of happiness as he smiles at her.)NARRA TOR: But she soon discovered this happened every time Carlos closed a big deal.(End of flashback. Resume to present.)(GABRIELLE walks down the pathway to where CARLOS is waiting, and hands him the plate.They start walking together towards the YOUNG house.)NARRA TOR: Gabrielle liked her paella piping hot. However, her relationship with her husband was considerably cooler.CARLOS: If you talk to Al Mason at this thing, I want y ou to casually mention how much I paid for your necklace. GABRIELLE: Why don't I just pin the receipt to my chest?CARLOS: He let me know how much he paid for his wife's new convertible. Look, just work it into the conversation.GABRIELLE: There's no way I can just work that in, Carlos.CARLOS: Why not? At the Donohue party, everyone was talking about mutual funds. And you found a way to mention you slept with half the Y ankee outfield.GABRIELLE: I'm telling you, it came up in the context of the conversation.CARLOS: Hey, people are starting to stare. Can you keep your voice down please?GABRIELLE: (sigh) Absolutely. W ouldn't want them to think we're not happy.------------------------------------------------------------CUT TO: [EXT. YOUNG HOUSE - PORCH].(The door opens to BREE's serenely smiling face. We see REX, her husband, behind her, an expression of exasperation on his face.)NARRA TOR: Bree V an De Kamp, who lives next door, brought baskets of muffins she baked from scratch. Bree was known for her cooking.(Flashback to: BREE, sitting at a sewing machine, making clothes.)NARRA TOR: And for making her own clothes.(Cut to: BREE, garbed in work-wear, planting a tree.)NARRA TOR: And for doing her own gardening.(Cut to: BREE, using a hand knife to slice open the cover of a stuffed chair.)NARRA TOR: And for reupholstering her own furniture.(End of flashback. Resume to present.)NARRA TOR: Y es, Bree's many talents were known throughout the neighborhood. And everyone on Wisteria Lane thought of Bree as the perfect wife and mother. Everyone, that is, except her own family.(We see an exasperated REX, and her children - an annoyed ANDREW and a frazzled-looking DANIELLE - behind BREE, the very image of perfection. She carries a basket of baked goods in each hand as she walks up to PAUL and ZACH, looking sympathetic.)BREE: Paul, Zachary.ZACH: Hello Mrs. V an De Kamp.PAUL: Bree, you shouldn't have gone to all this trouble.(PAUL extends his hands to take the baskets from BREE, who moves the baskets out of his reach as he tries to take them from her.)BREE: It was no trouble at all. Now the basket with the red ribbon (holds up the basket) is filled with desserts for your guests. But the one with the blue ribbon (holds up the other basket) is just for you and Zachary. It's got rolls, muffins, breakfast type things.PAUL: Thank you.BREE: Well, the least I could do is make sure you boys had a decent meal to look forward to in the morning. I know you're out of y our minds with grief.(REX, ANDREW and DANIELLE exchange long-suffering glances and mental ey eballing.)PAUL: Yes, we are.BREE: (beat) Of course, I will need the baskets back once you're done. (Smiling serenely)(REX looks with disbelief at his wife.)PAUL: (taken back) Of course.(BREE walks off with the baskets, leaving the rest of them stunned. REX is literally open-mouthed with disbelief.) (Cut to: EXT. MAYER HOUSE - PORCH --- DAY)(SUSAN and her daughter JULIE comes out of their front door. SUSAN holds a flat, rectangular dish covered in tin foil. The wind blows the foil off; SUSAN snatches it back and recovers the dish as she and JULIE walk down the pathway.NARRA TOR: Susan May er, who lives across the street, brought macaroni and cheese. Her husband Karl alway s teased her about her macaroni, say ing it was the only thing she knew how to cook, and she rarely made it well. It was too salty the night she and Karl moved into their new house.(Flashback to: SUSAN and KARL sitting at their kitchen table, laughing and smiling. JULIE, as a baby, is sitting between them.)NARRA TOR: It was too watery the night she found lipstick on Karl's shirt.(Cut to: SUSAN throws a towel at KARL, who catches it and throws it on the ground, as they yell at each other.JULIE, as a toddler, sits there watching her parents argue.)NARRA TOR: She burned it the night Karl told her he was leaving her for his secretary.(Cut to: SUSAN and JULIE at about 13, sits at the table, the macaroni and cheese in the middle, untouched. KARL comes down the stairs carrying suitcases, and leaves via the kitchen door. SUSAN starts crying, as JULIE rubs her arm.)(End of flashback. Resume to present.)NARRA TOR: A y ear had passed since the divorce. Susan was starting to think how nice it would be to have a man in her life, even one who would make fun of he r cooking.JULIE: Mom, why would someone kill themselves?SUSAN: Well, sometimes people are so unhappy they think it's the only way they can solve their problems. JULIE: But Mrs. Y oung alway s seemed happy.SUSAN: Y eah, sometimes people pretend to be one way on the outside and they're totally different on the inside. JULIE: Oh you mean how Dad's girlfriend is alway s smiling and say s nice things but deep down you just know she's a bitch.SUSAN: I don't like that word, Julie. But y eah, that's a great example.(Cut to: YOUNG HOUSE - LIVING ROOM -- WAKE --- DAY SUSAN and JULIE walk in the front door. SUSAN puts the dish down on the table and takes the tin foil off. JULIE joins the teenage group standing next to the table.) JULIE: Hey, what's going on?(Cut to: YOUNG HOUSE - KITCHEN -- WAKE --- DAY SUSAN walks in, dumping the tin foil in the bin. BREE, GABRIELLE and LYNETTE are sitting around at the kitchen table. LYNETTE is holding the baby.)SUSAN: Sorry I'm late.GABRIELLE: Hi Susan.LYNETTE: (smiles at SUSAN) Hey.(BREE looks up at SUSAN, looking upset. SUSAN takes her place at the table, and looks at the one empty chair in the table, where MARY ALICE used to sit. She picks up the coffee pot, and starts pouring coffee into a mug. We follow the stream of coffee into the mug.)(Flashback to: The same stream of coffee being poured into a mug. SUSAN looks up at MARY ALICE, who is pouring coffee into SUSAN'S mug. MARY ALICE sits back down in her seat and puts down the coffee jug.)MARY ALICE (to SUSAN) :So? What did Karl say when you confronted him?SUSAN: You'll love this, he said it doesn't mean anything, it was just sex.(They all groan.)BREE: Oh y es, page one of the philanderer's handbook.SUSAN: Y eah, and then he got this Zen look on his face, and he said, you know Susan, most men live lives of quiet desperation.LYNETTE: Please tell me you punched him.SUSAN: No, I said, really? And what do most women lead, lives of noisy fulfillment?GABRIELLE: (raises her eyebrows) Hmm.MARY ALICE: Good for you.SUSAN: I mean, of all people, did he have to bang his secretary? I had that woman over for brunch. GABRIELLE: It's like my grandmother alway s said, an erect penis doesn't have a conscience.LYNETTE: Even the limp ones aren't that ethical.BREE: This is half the reason I joined the NRA. (SUSAN looks at her.) Well, when Rex started going to those medical conferences, I wanted at the back of his mind that he had a loving wife at home, with a loaded Smith and Wesson. MARY ALICE: Lynnie? T om's alway s away on business. Do you ever worry he might..?LYNETTE: Oh, please, the man's gotten me pregnant three times in four y ears. I wish he was having sex with someone else. (Smiles)BREE: So Susan, is he going to stop seeing that woman?SUSAN: I don't know. (Smiles, tearing up) I'm sorry you guys, I just... I just don't know how I'm going to survive this.MARY ALICE: Listen to me. (Puts her hand on SUSAN's hand) We all have moments of desperation. But if we can face them head on, that's how we find out jus t how strong we really are.(SUSAN puts her other hand on top of MARY ALICE's hand, smiling at her.)(End of flashback. Resume to present.)BREE: Susan? Susan. (SUSAN withdraws her hand from the same position from the flashback.) I was just say ing Paul wants us to go over on Friday. He needs us to go through Mary Alice's closet, and help pack up her things. He say s he can't face doing it by himself.SUSAN: Sure, that's fine.BREE: Are you OK?SUSAN: Y eah. I'm just so angry. If Mary Alice was having problems, she should have come to us; she should have let us help her.GABRIELLE: What kind of problems could she have had? She was healthy, had a great home, a nice family. Her life was? -LYNETTE: -our life.GABRIELLE: No, if Mary Alice was having some sort of crisis, we'd have known. She lives 50 feet away, for god's sakes.SUSAN: Gabby, the woman killed herself. Something must've been going on.(They all look down and consider this point, as PAUL, unseen, leans against the living room doorway, eavesdropping on their conversation. He sips his drink, looking very shifty and suspicious, like he knows more than he's letting on.)(Cut to: YOUNG HOUSE - DINING ROOM -- WAKE --- DAY)(Food is set out on the table buffet-style. SUSAN walks into the room, whe re MIKE is spooning some of SUSAN's macaroni and cheese onto his plate)SUSAN: Oh, I wouldn't eat that if I were y ou.MIKE: Why?SUSAN: I made it, trust me. (MIKE prepares to take a bite) Hey, hey, do you have a death wish?MIKE: No, I just refuse to believe that any body can screw up macaroni and cheese.(MIKE takes a bite of the macaroni, as SUSAN gestures apologetically, smiling.)MIKE: Oh my god. (Makes a face) How did you? It tastes like it's burnt and undercooked.SUSAN: Y eah, I get that a lot. Here you go.(SUSAN gets a tissue and gives it to him, as he spits his mouthful of macaroni and cheese into the tissue.) MIKE: Thanks. I'm Mike Delfino, I just rented out the Sim's house next door.SUSAN: Susan May er, I live across the street.MIKE: Oh y eah, Mrs. Huber told me about y ou, said you illustrate children's books.SUSAN: Y eah I'm very big with the under 5 set. (MIKE laughs) What do y ou do?MIKE: Plumber. So if y ou ever have a clog. Or something.SUSAN: (laughs) Now that everybody's seen that I've brought something, I should probably just throw this out. (JULIE looks over to see SUSAN and MIKE flirting with each other, smiles. SUSAN takes the dish of macaroni and walks off. MIKE watches her as she leaves. She stops and looks back at MIKE. She smiles, and then continues walking to the next room.)(Cut to: INT. YOUNG HOUSE - BACK ROOM WINDOW SEAT -- WAKE --- DAY LYNETTE struggles with the baby, covering it in a blanket. MRS. HUBER hurries up the path, sees L YNETTE through the window and comes in.) LYNETTE: (to baby) Ow! Ease up, y ou little vampire.MRS. HUBER: Lynette! I've been looking all over for y ou.LYNETTE: Oh. (Smiles, distracted by the baby)MRS. HUBER: Are y ou aware of what y our sons are doing?(LYNETTE's smile drops instantly)(Cut to: EXT. YOUNG HOUSE - POOL SIDE --- DAY The SCAVO kids are swimming in the pool, splashing, generally making lots of noise. Their nice shoes and clothes are discarded at the poolside.)SCAVO kids: Stop. Arrrggggh. Hah!(LYNETTE hurries down the path to the poolside holding the baby. She stops at the poolside, appalled at what she sees.)LYNETTE: What are you doing!? We are at a wake!PRESTON: When we got here, y ou said we could go in the pool.LYNETTE: (crouches down) I said you could go by the pool. Do you have your swimsuits on??PORTER: Y eah, we put them on under our clothes just before we left.LYNETTE: Y ou three planned this?? Alright, that's it. Get out!PORTER: No!LYNETTE: No? I am your mother. Y ou have to do what I say. Come on.PRESTON: We wanna swim and y ou can't stop us.(LYNETTE looks around at the whole neighborhood watching, helpless. The SCAVO kids all float in the water, their arms crossed in defiance. Seeing this, LYNETTE raises her eyebrow and sets her face with angry resolve.) LYNETTE: (gives the baby to a man standing nearby) Here.(LYNETTE steps into the pool, holding her skirt as she walks down the pool steps towards the boy s. The boy s' mouths drop open in surprise.)LYNETTE: Get out. Or I will get in this pool and just grab you, get out! Get over here. Get over here. Get back or I'll kill y ou.((LYNETTE struggles in the pool with the boy s, splashing around as the boy s try to swim away from her.) LYNETTE: That's right, get over here. Go, go, go, ugh. Move it. Out. Get out.(PAUL and ZACH walk out by the pool, watching in amazement. SUSAN puts her hands over her mouth with embarrassment, as REX, ANDREW and DANIELLE, laughing in amazement, comes out to watch. The water flies everywhere as LYNETTE struggles to catch hold of her kids. PAUL looks down at his jacket as water splashes onto his suit. LYNETTE manages to grab onto PRESTON's foot, dragging him towards the edge of the pool, as she catches hold of PARKER's foot as well. She manages to pull them up the steps and out of the pool, herself soaking wet. She glares at PORTER floating in the water, who gets out of the pool in a hurry.LYNETTE takes the baby from the man, then goes up to PAUL, flustered, as the boy s gather their clothes.) LYNETTE: Paul. We have to leave now. Once again, I am so sorry for your loss. (to kids) Go!(LYNETTE hurries the boy s along the path as PAUL watches them leave. He turns, and looks into the pool. The camera moves into the pool, looking up at PAUL as he stares menacingly into the watery depths.)NARRA TOR: Lynette shouldn't have been so concerned about my husband. He had other things on his mind. Things below the surface.------------------------------------------------------------CUT TO: [EXT. WISTERIA LANE --- DAWN](A newspaper boy on a bike rides along the road, throwing newspapers at each home as he rides by.)NARRA TOR: The morning after my funeral, my friends and neighbors quietly went back to their busy, busy lives. Some did their cooking.(Cut to: INT. SCAVO HOUSE - KITCHEN --- DAY LYNETTE struggles with her kids in her home, as the boy s throw cereal around.)NARRA TOR: And some did their cleaning.(Cut to: INT. VAN DE KAMP HOUSE - BATHROOM --- DAY BREE kneels next to the toilet, holding a scrubber, scrubbing the toilet ferociously.)NARRA TOR: And some did their yoga.(Cut to: INT. SOLIS HOUSE - FOYER --- DAY We look out at GABRIELLE, who strikes a y oga stance on a mat in front of her open door.)NARRA TOR: Others did their homework.(Cut to: EXT. WISTERIA LANE --- DAY A soccer ball is kicked high in the air towards a house.)(Cut to: INT. DELFINO HOUSE - FOYER --- DAY The sound of a doorbell ringing. The door opens, and MIKE looks out at JULIE, who smiles apologetically.)JULIE: Hi.(MIKE's dog barks, and MIKE puts a hand on the dog's neck to calm it down. He looks at JULIE.)JULIE: I'm Julie; I kicked my soccer ball into y our backyard.MIKE: Oh, OK. Well, let's go round and get it. (To dog) Stay.(Cut to: INT. MAYER HOUSE - SUSAN- WORK STUDIO --- DAY JULIE paces the floor walking back and forth, throwing the soccer ball up and down as she talks. SUSAN is working on her illustrations.)JULIE: (to SUSAN) His wife died a y ear ago, he wanted to stay in LA but there were too many memories. He's renting for tax purposes, but he's hoping to buy a place real soon.SUSAN: I can't believe you went over there.JULIE: Hey, I saw y ou both flirting at the wake. Y ou're obviously into each other. Now that you know he's single, you can ask him out.SUSAN: Julie, I like Mr. Delfino, I do. It's just, I don't know if I'm ready to start dating y et.JULIE: Ugh, you need to get back out there. Come on. How long has it been since you're had sex? (SUSAN's pen halts stroke. She turns to look at JULIE, open-mouthed.) Are you mad that I asked y ou that?SUSAN: No, I'm just try ing to remember. (JULIE tilts her head to one side, smiling at SUSAN, who turns back to her drawing.) I don't wanna talk to you about my love life any more, it weirds me out.JULIE: I wouldn't have said anything it's just?SUSAN: (turns around to look at JULIE) What?JULIE: I heard Dad's girlfriend asking if you'd dated anyone since the divorce, and Dad said he doubted it. (SUSAN looks down at her lap.) And then they both laughed. (SUSAN turns to look at JULIE, mouth open in indignation. That does it.)(Cut to: EXT. WISTERIA LANE --- DAY SUSAN, holding a pot-plant, hurries along the road and walks up the steps to MIKE's house to ring his doorbell. We hear the dog bark as MIKE opens the door.)MIKE: Hey, Susan.SUSAN: Hi Mike. (Smiles) I brought y ou a little housewarming gift. I probably should've brought something byearlier, but...MIKE: Actually, you're the first in the neighborhood to stop by.SUSAN: Really? (She laughs)NARRA TOR: Susan knew she was lucky. An eligi ble bachelor had moved onto Wisteria Lane, and she was the first to find out. But she also knew that good news travels quickly.EDIE: (waving as she walks, holding a dish) Hello there!NARRA TOR: (slow motion shot of Edie jogging towards MIKE and SUSAN) Edie Britt was the most predatory divorcee in a 5 block radius. Her conquests were numerous.(Flashback to: EDIE and a workman in her living room. She grabs him, as his toolbox drops on the ground with a crash.)NARRA TOR: V aried?(Cut to: a tennis coach standing behind EDIE in her living room, helping her swing a tennis racquet with her right hand. She turns and kisses him, pushing him onto her couch.)NARRA TOR: And legendary.(Cut to: EDIE, sitting on her couch. She looks up at a priest, and pulls him d own on top of her. He yells, his Bible dropping onto the ground.)(End of flashback. Resume to present.)(EDIE walks up to the porch, pushing her sunglasses onto her head.)EDIE: Hi Susan, I hope I'm not interrupting. Y ou must be Mike Delfino. Hi, I'm Edie. Britt. I live over there (points). Welcome to Wisteria Lane. (SUSAN shifts uncomfortably.)NARRA TOR: Susan had met the enemy, and she was a slut.MIKE: Thank y ou, what's this?EDIE: Sausage Puttenesca. It's just something I threw together. (SUSAN l ooks at her disbelievingly.)MIKE: Thanks, Edie. (Laughs) That's great. Uh, I'd invite you both in, but I was sorta in the middle of something. SUSAN: (overlapping EDIE) Oh, I'm late for an appointment anyway.EDIE: (overlapping SUSAN) Oh, no problem, I just wanted to say hi.MIKE: Well, thanks.(SUSAN and EDIE walk down the steps of the porch, and down the walkway.)NARRA TOR: And just like that, the race for Mike Delfino had begun. For a moment, Susan wondered if her rivalry with Edie would remain friendly.EDIE: (turns suddenly) Oh, Mike. I heard you're a plumber?MIKE: Y eah.EDIE: Do you think y ou could stop by later tonight and take a look at my pipes?NARRA TOR: But she was reminded that when it came to men? Women don't fight fair.MIKE: Sure.EDIE: Thanks. (EDIE smiles, following SUSAN down the path.) By e Susan. (SUSAN waves halfheartedly as she walks in the opposite direction towards her home.)------------------------------------------------------------CUT TO: [INT. SOLIS HOUSE -- DINING ROOM --- DAY]GABRIELLE: [OS] Y ou can't order me around like I'm a child!(GABRIELLE paces the floor, hands on her waist as CARLOS packs his suitcase for work)CARLOS: Gabrielle...GABRIELLE: No. No, no, no, I'm not going.CARLOS: It's business, T anaka expects everyone to bring their wives.GABRIELLE: Every time I'm around that man, he tries to grab my ass.CARLOS: (puts his hand on GABRIELLE's shoulder) I made over $200,000 doing business with him last y ear. If he wants to grab your ass, y ou let him.(CARLOS walks out of the front door and down the porch steps. He stops at the bottom of the steps, and looks sideway s to where JOHN is cutting a bush with a pair of gardening shears.)CARLOS: John!JOHN: (pricks his finger on a rose thorn) Ow. (Turns around to look at CARLOS) Mr. Solis. You scared me. CARLOS: Why is that bush still there? I told you to dig it up last week.JOHN: I didn't have time last week.CARLOS: I don't wanna hear your excuses, just take care of it.(GABRIELLE walks out the front door and walks down the porch steps, putting her arms on her waist.) GABRIELLE: (to CARLOS) I really hate the way you talk to me.CARLOS: (walks up to her) And I really hate that I spent $15,000 on your diamond necklace that youcouldn't live without. But I'm learning to deal with it. (JOHN sucks his finger, watching the argument) So. Can I tell。

影音前线经典台词. All Rights Reserved.湖北省宜昌市李盛供稿We all have moments of desperation1.But if we can face them head on,that’s when wefind out just how strong we really are.我们都有绝望的时候。

只有在勇敢面对的时候，我们才知道自己有多坚强。

We’ve all done something in our lives that we are ashamed of—some of us have fallen forthe wrong man,some have let go of the right women...There are those who have humiliated theirparents and those who have failed their children.Yes,we’ve all made mistakes that diminish2usand those we love.But there is redemption3if we try to learn from those mistakes and grow.我们都做过一些自己都感到惭愧的事。

有些人爱错了人，有些人错过了爱；有些孩子使父母丢脸，也有些家长让孩子失望。

是的，我们都犯过错,使我们爱的人离我们而去。

但如果我们试着从这些错误中吸取教训并成长，就还有挽回的机会。

There is a place in the church where sinners go to confess4their sins.And once they aredone,they expect absolution5.But the truth is,not all confessions are worthy of such forgiveness.Most who unveil his agendas deserve the condemnation they receive.Most who disclose revenge⁃ful6motives marry the punishment that follows.Only the truly repentant at any right at all expecta second chance.教堂里有一个地方供人们去做忏悔。