英语搞笑小短剧

英语短剧剧本（一）角色：小兔、小狗、小猴、山羊characters: hare、dog、monkey、goat画外音：小兔子肚子饿了，她想找些东西吃。

找呀，找了半天。

忽然发现小路边的地里长着一根萝卜。

兔：啊，一个萝卜！一个大萝卜！我把它拔出来。

H:Oh,a radish!A big radish!I’ll pull it out.哎——嗨——呦！哎——嗨——呦！Ai-----Hay---Yo! Ai---Hay---Yo!这萝卜太重了。

我拔不出来。

The radish is too heavy. I can’t pull it out.狗：我是小狗。

我饿了。

哦，兔小姐，你在干什么？D: I’m a dog. I’m hungry. Oh, Miss hare,What are you doing.兔：你好，狗先生。

一个萝卜，一个大萝卜。

它太重了。

我拔不出来。

H:Hello,Mr.Dog.A radish,a big radish.It’s too heavy.I can’t pull it out.狗：我帮你。

咱们一起拔。

D:I’ll help you.Let’s pull it together.兔：谢谢你。

咱们一起拔。

H:Thank you .Let’s pull it together.兔和狗：一、二、开始！哎----嗨----呦！哎---嗨---呦！哦，这萝卜太重了。

我们拔不出来。

H&D:One,two,begin!Ai---Hay—Yo!Ai—Hay—Yo!Oh,the radish is too heavy.We can’t pull it out.（小猴走了过来）猴：我是小猴。

我饿了。

哦，你们在干什么？M:I’m a monkey. I’m hungry.Oh, What are you doing? 兔和狗：你好，猴先生。

一个萝卜，一个大箩卜。

它太重了。

我们拔不出来。

H&D:Hello,Mr. Monkey. A radish, a big radish. It’s too heauy. We can’t pull it out.猴：我帮你们。

顾客: 小心, 你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员: 别担心, 先生, 不是很烫！A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。

“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak? (What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again?服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。

第一个顾客：我要茶第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen?A:I'll have tea.C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!(Waiter exits returns)B:(Waiter:) Two teas.Which one asked for the clean glass?创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。

服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？看起来象是在仰泳，A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。

A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。

小学英语简单短剧篇一:小学英语情景剧小学英语情景剧_骄傲的孔雀(A proud peacock)英语情景剧小松鼠:(软翻上)小猴:(围着小松鼠)Great! Great! Let me have a try.棒极了～棒极了～让我也来一个。

狐狸:(追上)Hi! You two, don’t play any more. The forest concert is going to begin.嗨～你们两个，别再闹了。

森林音乐会将要开始了。

You’d better go and prepare for it.你们最好快去做准备工作吧～小猴:Look, I’m just preparing for it.看，我不正在排练吗,(准备前滚翻)狐狸:You naught monkey! Don’t play any more.你这个调皮的猴子，别贪玩了。

小松鼠:Let’s go! Little monkey!我们走吧～小猴～1小猴:Would you like to go with us, Fox?你和我们一起走吗,狐狸,狐狸:Thank s! But I’m going to invite the peacock to our concert. I’ll be back soon. 谢谢～但我还要去请孔雀来参加我们的音乐会。

我马上就回来。

松鼠、小猴:See you later!等会见～狐狸:See you later!等会见～(自言自语地)My beautiful peacock. Where are you? Can you hear me? (狐狸下) 美丽的孔雀。

你在哪里,你能听到我在叫你吗,孔雀(上):H i, I’m a peacock! Look! How pretty I am! My colorful feathers. 大家好～我是孔雀。

看～我多漂亮啊～我五彩缤纷的羽毛。

My beautiful cockscomb. Who have these just like mine?Oh! What are you saying?美丽的冠子。

英语幽默短剧剧本篇一：两个英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket MoneyScene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu ……He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……Now let me cut it into pieces!另一个白雪公主与七个小矮人Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.) 皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here! 魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.篇二：搞笑英语话剧剧本搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》搞笑7人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》演员表：西门吹雪、叶孤城、花满楼、king、路人、上官雪儿旁白道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。

英语搞笑短剧剧本5—6人三打白骨精Three Times’ Beating Monster人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头N：哪吒T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Ba jie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have a ny idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）E: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)Ah……T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,pl ease don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T: （惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened?S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）T: Let's go guys!( 歌)S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......(谢幕)。

搞笑七分钟英语短剧剧本陈:Hello, everyone, have you ever seen the movie? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director--R Z. Recently, I will direct a new movie, today, there will be an audition and I will select three actors to perform in this film. OK, let's begin. The first part, talent show, let's welcome actor number one.陈:大家好，你们看过吗？是的，我是这部电影的导演R Z。

最近我要导演一部新的电影。

今天在这里将举行一场面试，我要选出三位演员来拍摄这部电影。

好的，接下来就开始面试的第一个环节，才艺表演，让我们欢迎第一位面试者。

杨: I t’s so easy for me to get this character. (面朝观众说) Nice to meet you, my dear director. 杨:我一定能轻而易举地拿到这个角色。

(边走边朝观众说)很高兴见到你，亲爱的导演。

陈:Nice to meet you too, so, introduce yourself.陈:很高兴见到你，那么请介绍一下你自己吧。

杨:I'm CK Yang, you know. I don't have too many achievements, I just won six World Music Awards, eight American Music Awards, and…(做沉思状) oh, I forgot, two Oscar Awards, it's just a piece of cake for me, you know, I...杨:我是CK 杨，你知道的，我也没有太多的成就，我仅仅拿了6次世界音乐奖，8次全美音乐奖，对了，差点忘了这个，还有二次奥斯卡奖，这对我来说不过是小意思，你们知道的，我。

英语戏剧·有趣英语小短剧集团标准化办公室：[VV986T-J682P28-JP266L8-68PNN]英语短剧六（3）班刘靖怡开场前四人在幕前介绍自己：A：乞丐 A: Hello, I am a beggar.【乞丐：你好，我是一个乞丐。

】B：商人 B: Hello, I am a businessman.【商人：你好，我是一个商人。

】E：椅子 E: Hello, I am a chair.【椅子：你好，我是一把椅子。

】F：记者 F: Hello, I am a reporter.【记者：你好，我是个记者。

】剧本正文：A: Sir ,sir ！Please give me a piece of bread. I am hungry to die.【A：先生，先生！请给我一片面包。

我快饿死了。

】B: Get away, get away, dirty man.【B：走开，走开，肮脏的人。

】A: But…sir…Please listen to me！【A：但是…先生的…请听我说！】E: Oh，Man are always very tired.【E：唉，男人总是很烦。

】E: Sir! You lost your wallet! You can be a little smarter?【E：先生！你丢了钱包！你能聪明一点吗】F: Good morning, everybody. I saw a very weird thing——a chair opensits mouth. Now, I will interview the two Witness.【F：早上好，各位。

我看到了一个非常奇怪的事情——一把椅子说话了。

现在，我将采访两个目击者。

】B: The chair can speak! Strange happenings！Strange happenings! (胡言乱语)【B：这椅子能说话！怪事！怪事！】F: I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad. We needn't take notice of him. Let me interview the other man. “Hello, sir. Can you tell man why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?【F：我很抱歉的告诉你，这个男人已经疯了。

一部经我们精心改变的英语短剧，超级搞笑、绝对震撼。

故事纯属虚构，如有雷同，绝对盗版。

特此分享，以求为以后需要在英语课上表演的你们提供帮助，绝对我超所值，绝对汗，神起……Three visits to the cottageThree visits to the cottage（中文名三顾茅庐）is a story from one of the Four Great classical Chinese novels——the Three Kindoms. ZhuGeliang is one of the main characters in the original. Also, he is an outstanding militarist, politician and the symbol of the wisdom in Chinese history. Another main actors——Liubei, who visited ZhuGeliang's thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him to be his military adviser. Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei' sincerity, helped the three brothers——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom. He devoted his whole life to the cause and died in harness.Maybe there are some mistakes in our dialogue. But this play is the result of painstaking efforts of our group. So we present our script to you and wish you will like it.（端个牌子，展示每个场景，谁的家）Three visits to the cottageAside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors in Caocao's corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.SCENE 1: Liubei's homeActors: Liubei ,Guanyu ,ZhangfeiGuanyu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It's so terrible! Liubei:Yu, it's impossible that I don't feel painful, isn't it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope. Now we come down to Caocao's corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles. It's very hard to get work now. （指着关羽的头说，暴打，扑头周星驰）No diplomas and no job offers, what are you dreaming about?Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang's wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband‟s CET-6 fees last month, it seems that it's time for us to be debt collectors now.Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or we'll be as poor as church mouse.Liubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Let's go! Go~~ go go o累o累~! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!Aside: And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.SCENE 2: ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: ZhuGeliang ,WifeZhuGeliang: Good morning! I am the legend man（传说哥），ZhuGeliang I am a man，not a deity神. And I feel so morose recently. Because my wife forced me to pass the CET-6. What‟s CET-6? Do you know? You，you，you，know，no，you don‟t know?(Ask the audience) and，I also don‟t know. But she obliged me to read so heavy books and do so many texts. It‟s ridiculous. （背景音乐，凄惨，抱怨）My major is military advice, not English. （苍天啊，大地啊）Why should I learn English啊?Wife: Darling!ZhuGeliang：My wife is coming（畏惧害怕），she is so long-winded that I can never bear her愤怒. Wife：My dear, how about your study?ZhuGeliang：These books make me want to doze. I‟m dizzy.Wife：Darling! Now, competition is so serious. If you can‟t pass cet-6 to get your master‟s degree, it is difficult to find a job.Zhugeliang：but。

改编自《两小儿辩日》(J:Jack P:Petter S:stranger)独白：The story happened in a sunny day.Two friends meet each other. J:Hi,nice to see you,Petter.P:Nice to see you,Jack.It`s a good day ,isn`t it?J:Yeah,I like sunny days.P:Look,what`s this?J:Oh,it`s our luck day. It`s 100 dollar.P:Yes, it is.So what should we do to the money?Give it to uncle police? J:I don`t think so.I suggest one of us can have it.Since it is in my hand,so…P:No ,I don`t think so.I think I find it first,I am the person that who should have the money.J:Look at that person.Why don`t we ask him to judge it for us.P:I agree.J:Hello,could you please do us a favour?S:Of course.What`t up?J:Here is the thing,……S:I see.It`s really a hard question.Let me think.en…OK,I get an idea.Now I`ll give you one question and the one who can give the correct answer that can have the money.What do you think?P:Why not.J:Let do it.S:Now you must listen to me carefully.Look at the sun,it`s beautiful isn`t it?And it`s very far from us.So my question is when is the sun farther away from us,in the morning or at noon?You first.P:It`s easy.As we can see,in the morning the sun is very big and at noon it become smaller.So,the answer is at noonJ:That is the most stupid answer I have ever heard.As we can feel ,in the morning it`s cool and at noon it`ll be very hot.That is because the sun is farther away from us at morning.争吵S：OK.Stop.Stop.As a matter of fact,each of your answer is incorrect.I think the range is the same.P:Are you crazy?Let me tell you something?(到一边，拿出50美元) If you make me win,it`s yours.S:(think for a while).It`s a deal.(回到原地) I am sorry,I made a mistake just now.I`ll correct my answer.Petter is right.The answer is at noon.J:What?We need to talk.(拉路人到一边)I did not catch your mean clearly.Could you say it again?S:The sun is farther away from us at noon.So you are wrong.J:(打过路人)Did you change your mind?S:No…Oh yes.You are right.Obviously,he was wrong.(一起回去)P：What`s wrong with your face?J:清嗓子S:I just fall over by accident,never mind.And let`s go back to the question ,I think it over and over again.Finally I believe Jack is right.You were wrong.J:(Jack从petter手中抢过钱)Then it`s mine.(kiss it) It`s nice to meet you ,petter.Goodbye.P:What?Don`t go.(jack下) What`s wrong with you?S:I `m sorry,I just…..J:Give me my money,now.(路人拿出钱，jack一把抢过来，生气地走了)S：（jack走后，路人掏掏口袋发现）Where is my own 100 dollar.Giveme my money.(追jack) 完。

六人英语小短剧以下是一个简单的六人英语小短剧示例，名为 "The Magic Hat"。

角色：1. 魔法师 - 神秘、机智2. 公主 - 美丽、善良3. 王子 - 勇敢、忠诚4. 小精灵 - 聪明、机敏5. 巫婆 - 邪恶、狡猾6. 村民 - 普通、善良幕一：（舞台上布置得像一个魔法森林，中心有一顶魔法帽。

魔法师正在为观众表演魔法，气氛神秘而紧张。

）魔法师（挥舞魔杖）： "I present to you the magic hat!"（公主、王子、小精灵、巫婆和村民陆续上台）幕二：公主（惊叹）： "Oh, what a wonderful hat!"王子（警惕）： "Be careful, my lady. It might be a trap."小精灵（机智）： "Let me try it on. If there's a trap, I'll be the first to feel it."幕三：（小精灵戴上魔法帽，突然消失）村民（惊恐）： "What happened?"巫婆（冷笑）： "Ha, ha! I knew it was a trap. The hat is mine now!"幕四：（魔法师表现出困扰，然后举起魔杖，指向巫婆）魔法师（严肃）： "You will not escape my magic!"（巫婆被变成了一只青蛙）幕五：（公主戴上魔法帽，突然消失）王子（焦急）： "My lady! Where did you go?"魔法师（微笑）： "Be patient, young prince. Your lady will be returned to you."幕六：（公主被魔法师变回舞台，她从魔法帽中取出了一枚宝石）公主（欣喜）： "Thank you, wise wizard. This宝石is a gift for your help."（公主将宝石交给魔法师，然后与王子一起离开舞台）。