Piper, let Honor drive.派珀让奥娜开Turn off here. Turn here!在这转弯快转Stop talking! I can't concentrate.别说话我不能集中注意力了Oh, my God! We're gonna die!我的天我们要挂了We're not gonna... We're only going 10 miles an hour. Relax. 并没有... 我们时速才10英里放轻松Relax? We'll all be dead, so it won't even matter.放松我们都快死了所以这些都不重要了Stop screaming! Just pull over.别叫了靠边停Piper, just pull over.派珀快靠边停下Pi-Piper!派珀Well, that was a total fail. We missed the sunset.我们完全搞砸了我们错过了夕阳Isabella, this is all your fault.伊莎贝拉这都是你的错What? Me?什么我We could have died.我们差点死了How are we getting home?我们怎么回家We are not driving down that hill.我们绝不能沿着那座山往下开Hitchhike? Hitchhike?!搭便车搭便车Do you want us to end up dead你想让我们on the side of the road, cut into pieces?死在路边被剁得稀碎吗Because that's what happens to hitchers.因为那就是搭便车的结局I'd pay money to see your face on the back of a milk carton. 我会花钱把你的脸印在牛奶盒上"Missing... Sophie Stephens."上面写着"追忆苏菲·斯蒂芬斯"I'll do something to your... Oh, just try.我要教训教训你... 噢有种你来I knew we should have stayed at home我就知道我们本该待在家里and watched "Vampire Diaries."看"吸血鬼日记"的Vampires are so boring.吸血鬼太无聊了Oh, please. I remember when you were Team Edward, 噢你少来了我记得你当时站爱德华的and don't even, because I have the photos.你别想赖账因为我留着当时的照片呢You told me that you were only你当时跟我说你只是gonna use that for your scrapbook.用那些照片来做剪贴簿的Back about 200, maybe 350 years ago,追溯200多年前可能350年前this entire ridge was covered with water.整个山脊被水覆盖着You see that slow, gradual slope there.你可以看到那边缓慢延绵的山坡As it comes around, there's...当它出现时有...What's the scoop this issue? Carcinogens in tampons? 这期的独家新闻是什么卫生棉条中有致癌物Eww.呕Did I say that you could come in?我说你可以进来了吗We're having breakfast. Want some?我们在吃早饭来点吗Eat with those two?和那两个人吃吗No, thanks.不用了谢谢Mom and Dad seem like they're getting along.爸妈看上去相处得不错Like the United States and China?就像美国和中国吗Isabella...伊莎贝拉...it's gonna be okay.会好起来的You live 10 miles away at college,你住在10英里开外的大学里and you're never here, so what do you know?你从来不在这你知道什么啊I was talking about today.我说的是今天It can seem so cruel when someone as talented,奥娜这样一个集天赋beautiful, and smart as Honor is taken from us.美貌和才智于一身的人离开我们是多么使人痛苦Man, she had it all.天啊她本来拥有一切She was looking forward to her scholarship她正等着她的奖学金at the Royal Ballet School in London next year.她明年将在伦敦皇家芭蕾舞学校学习But Honor knew the future was not guaranteed.但是奥娜知道未来捉摸不定Because of her heart condition,因为她的心脏病Honor lived every day to the fullest.奥娜尽力将每天过得充实So today, join me in remembering那么今天和我一起缅怀the wonderful young woman that was Honor Liang. 这位出色的姑娘奥娜·梁Let us pray.让我们祈祷Lord, we pray for those who mourn,主啊我们为前来哀悼的人祷告parents and children, friends and neighbors.父母与孩子朋友和邻居Have you seen Piper?你看见派珀了吗Be gentle with them... No.在他们处于哀痛中时... 没有in their grief.温柔地对待他们Spare them the torment of guilt and despair.让他们脱离愧疚和绝望的折磨Be with them...与他们同在......of our risen Savior, Jesus Christ, our Lord....我们死而复生的救世主耶稣基♥督♥ 我们的主Amen.阿门What if Honor died a virgin?奥娜死的时候会不会还是处♥女♥呢You know, I never thought about that.我从来没想过这个You think she was?你觉得她是I don't know.我不知道Thanks.谢谢You were in my history class first year.你第一年和我上同一门历史课Sophie, right?你叫苏菲对吧I'm... I'm Aaron.我是亚伦You invented the Worth the Wait app, right?你发明了那个"值得等待"APP 对吗Mm-hmm.嗯哼So, what, does it...那么它...like, send you a warning message or something是不是在你发色情短♥信♥之前before you, you know, send a sexy message?给你发一条警告信息什么的That's correct. Yeah.没错是的Cool.棒Cool.真棒Honor's favorite things, they'll be burned with her. 奥娜最喜欢的东西会和她一起烧掉Piper?派珀Hi, Mrs. Walker, Mr. Walker.你好沃克夫人沃克先生Piper. It's nice to see you, despite the circumstances. 派珀虽然这气氛很沉重还是很高兴见到你的Excuse me.失陪Sorry they're still so weird around you.对不起他们见到你还是表现得很奇怪It's okay.没关系How are you otherwise?所以你还好吗You... You look really good.你看起来气色真好Thanks, but I'm just gonna ignore the fact谢谢我就不追究你这时候that you're flirting with me at Honor's wake.在奥娜的守灵上和我调情And, uh, I won't mention what's in your cup.噢我不会跟人说你杯子里是什么的Oh, no. It's not what you think.噢不不是你想的那样Um, I'm gonna go talk to Mrs. Liang.嗯我要去和梁夫人谈谈Mrs. Liang.梁夫人Mrs. Liang.梁夫人So...那么...So?那么什么How was the funeral?葬礼怎么样What do you think?你说呢It was a blast.完全是场盛会啊The eulogy from Honor's dad was very moving.奥娜父亲的悼词很感人It was great to see so many people turn out.很多人都去了很好Everything was really nice.一切都挺好的Can't wait to have a nice funeral.我都等不及自己也有一场好的葬礼了Well, you're about as depressing as one.喂你跟葬礼一样让人难受At least I was there. Where were you?至少我在那你人呢Couldn't find the right Jimmy Choos?是找不到合脚的名牌鞋了吗Funerals aren't cool enough for you?还是葬礼对你来说不够酷Stop. What is wrong with you guys?停你们都怎么了Our best friend died,我们最好的朋友死了our best friend back when we were all best friends! 在我们都还是好姐妹的时候她是我们最好的朋友Mmm.嗯It'll be like we're having one with her.这就好像我们在和她一起抽烟You know, these are Honor's cigarettes.你们知道吗这是奥娜的烟I found them under her bed. They're not stale,我在她床底下发现的烟还没受潮so I think she was smoking them up until she, um...所以我觉得她一直在抽烟嗯...she died.直到她死去Did you know she was smoking?你们知道她抽烟吗Oh, I... I did not tell her dad.噢我没告诉她爸Now I wish I'd let her do everything she wanted to do. 现在我真希望我曾经同意她做想做的一切You know, there are so many rules.你不知道我立了多少规矩呢Ballet's no joke with the...芭蕾舞一点儿都不轻松...the discipline and the dieting and...要自律要节食要...I, um, I went through all that, but I quit.我经历过这一切但是我放弃了You know, I didn't want Honor to, um...你知道吗我不希望奥娜...But now...但是现在...Now it doesn't matter, so...现在无所谓了所以...So...所以...I'm gonna let her do what she wants to do 在这最后一件事上with this one last thing.我不再阻拦她了She left last wishes for everyone she loved. 她给所有她爱的人留下了遗愿She left ones for you.她给你们留了一份You all made a... A list together, right,你们一起写了一份清单是吗a bucket list or something?一份遗愿清单还是什么的Yeah. That's right.对是的Yeah. Well, Honor wants you好奥娜想让你们to do all those things on that list,做完清单上的所有事uh, before graduation, just like you planned. 在毕业前就像你们计划的那样Piper. Hey!派珀喂Don't ever speak for me.你少替我说话Who do you think you are?你以为你是谁You should have asked, Piper.你应该问一下的派珀I can't do the list. I can't drop everything.我不能去做这个清单上的事我不能放下一切Okay, you two just shut up.好了你们俩闭嘴We're not actually doing the list.我们不会真的去完成清单You just said that we...可你刚刚说我们...You saw how upset Mrs. Liang was.你也看到了梁夫人那么伤心So you lied?所以你撒谎了Wow.哇She'll never know.她不会知道的Piper, stop making that face.派珀别做鬼脸What face? That's my real face.什么鬼脸我就长这样It should be its own emoji.这应该自成表情符号♥No!别You're gonna get water up my nose.我会掉水里的Oh! Eww! Eww!哦呕呕Go away, Dillon. Go away.走开狄龙走开Okay, guys, come on. Hurry up.好了伙计们来啊快点Get out of the shot. One, two...离开镜头一二...Dillon, move.狄龙让开Get over here, Tchaikovsky. Come in. Come on. 过来柴可夫斯基站过来快点I'll take it. Come on, Honor.我来拍照吧快过来奥娜We're such a perfect我们现在像个完美的ethnically layered sandwich right now.人种三明治Yeah, like a tampon commercial.对就跟卫生棉条广♥告♥似的Oh, I love you guys.哦我爱死你们了Okay, say, "Monkey butt."好的大家一起说 "猴屁♥股♥" Monkey butt!猴屁♥股♥You ready?准备好跳了吗Ready? Yeah.准备好了来吧Tie it tight.绳子系紧点儿I'm gonna count to 30. Okay.我会数到30 好And if you don't come up, I am pulling that rope. 如果你到时候不上来我会拉绳子Ready? Okay.准备好了吗来吧Here I go.我这就潜下去1, 2, 3,1 2 34, 5, 6,4 5 67, 8, 9,7 8 910, 11, 12...10 11 12Can't believe she's gone.难以相信她就这么没了Why?为什么What do you mean, "Why?"你问"为什么"是什么意思？You weren't friends.你们又不是朋友Yeah, but she was cool.对但她是个不错的人So are we still on for spray tans after school?所以放学后我们还去做美黑吗Hell, yeah. I am as white as a polar bear's butt crack.当然我跟北极熊的屁♥股♥缝一样白On behalf of the Morrisettes,克莉丝和我代表莫里赛特啦啦队Krissy and I are organizing a charity basketball fundraiser 准备组织一场慈善篮球赛for the Heart Rescue Project in Honor's name.以奥娜的名义为心脏援救项目募捐Get your tickets.记得去取票Honor's midnight vigil奥娜的守夜should have a sense of integrity, class,要给人一种正直上档次的感觉definitely a U2 cover.一定要有U2的翻唱曲Hey, Piper, um,嗨派珀I know you weren't really friends with Honor,我知道你和奥娜并不真是朋友but I just made a Remember Honor page.但是我创建了一个缅怀奥纳的网页Since you're Class President, could you, you know,既然你是班长你能不能like, share, let people know about it?跟大家说一下让大家知道这个事Make the background color pink.背景换成粉色Pink was her favorite color.这是她最喜欢的颜色For Honor's locker,这是为奥娜的储物柜做的out of respect for her Japanese heritage.出于对她的日本血统的尊敬I think we should find the time capsule我觉得我们应该找到那个时间胶囊and do the list.然后完成那个清单There's no we, Piper.不存在"我们"一说派珀If we were such good friends,如果我们真的是那么好的朋友why didn't she tell us that she was sick?她为什么不告诉我们她生病了Good morning, students.同学们早上好Principal Logan would like to start the day with a few words. 洛根校长有几句话想跟大家说We're going to take a schoolwide moment of silence我们将全校默哀in remembrance of Honor Liang.缅怀奥娜·梁And while we take a moment to reflect on Honor我们也借此机会重新了解奥纳and what she meant to the school,还有她对我们学校意味着什么we're going to play her favorite song to dance to,我们将播放她最喜欢的舞蹈伴奏曲Bach's Third Orchestral Suite.巴♥赫♥的第三交响曲She would have danced to the Weeknd over Bach any day.相比于跳巴♥赫♥ 她宁可跳威肯的歌♥ She hated pink. Her favorite color was purple.她讨厌粉色她最喜欢的颜色是紫色Have you seen her locker?你看到她的储物柜了吗Yeah. It looks like a fairy threw up.看见了就像仙女吐在上面一样Don't get me started.简直槽多无口And what's with all that origami shit?那些纸鹤又是什么鬼She wasn't even Japanese. Her family's from Taiwan.她又不是日本人他们家从台♥湾♥来的Yesterday Honor's mom said we knew her and no one else did. 昨天奥娜的妈妈说除了我们其他人都不懂她I mean, it's true. We did.这没毛病我们的确懂她So I have to do this list,所以我一定要完成这个清单and if you loved her, you'll do it with me.如果你们爱她就跟我一起完成I told you we should have gone home first for our suits.我告诉过你们我们应该先回家拿泳装的Looks like the rope is still there.看起来绳子还在那Bet you I find it first.我打赌我一定会先找到它What do you wanna bet?赌什么There's a boat right there.那有艘小船Knowing I beat you is the only reward I need.知道我会击败你就是最大的奖励You're on.赌就赌Oh, my God!我的天Oh, my God!我的天Stop kicking water in my face!别往我脸上踢水I found it.我找到它了Kiss my ass.你个弱逼Help.帮帮我Oh, "Free Mo" From when I did that PETA march.这是我参加"善待动物组织"的游♥行♥用的"解救莫" Cotton candy?棉花糖No, it was an act of political resistance.不这是一种政♥治♥抵抗的行为What? Remember when Isabella什么还记得伊莎贝拉grew out her armpit hair and dyed it pink?长腋毛时把它们染成粉色吗Oh, my God. Eww. Eww. Eww.我的天呕呕呕You're so gross. Eww.你真恶心呕"Get into the Royal School of Ballet." "考上皇家芭蕾舞学校"Well, she got in, just never got to go. 她考上了只是没办法去报道Okay, let's not get all gloomy.好吧我们别把气氛搞得这么沉重Just do this, and get it over with.赶紧吧咱们早弄完早完事儿I mean, let's do the list for Honor.我是说我们为了奥娜把清单完成吧I can only read six.我只能看清六个Six is easy, right?六个很容易对吧Some... Something "Break"?像是什么"破"Outbreak?爆发Jailbreak?越狱Jailbreak Mo. That's right.越狱莫就是这个You used to make us go to pet stores 你曾经让我们去宠物店and unleash all the parakeets.放走所有的长尾小鹦鹉Oh, yeah.哦对Wait. So are you still vegetarian?等等所以你还是素食主义者Yeah.是的Impressive, vegetarian virgin.佩服佩服处♥女♥素食者We pledge thee our loyalty我们宣誓向您效忠Go, Mo, go, Mo快跑莫快跑莫Why is our mascot a goat?为什么我们的吉祥物是只羊I mean, shouldn't it be, like, a dolphin or a narwhal?为什么不是一只海豚或者独角鲸I mean, we're the Mariners, not the Capricorns.我是说我们是水手队不是摩羯队Okay, Mo is, like, under high security.好吧莫被严密看守着Coach Johnson is obsessed with him.约翰逊教练对它十分迷恋Oh, yeah. He keeps Mo locked up, doesn't he?哦对他一直把莫关起来不是吗Mmhmm. So we just need keys.嗯所以我们只需要钥匙Who do we know?我们认识谁能拿到钥匙You're the popular one.你是受欢迎的那个Oh, no, God.哦不天Only people who aren't popular use the word "Popular." 只有不受欢迎的人才会用"受欢迎"这个词You outted me.你暴露我了Okay, well, we must know somebody.好吧我们肯定认识些有用的人Uh, who's the guy that's the mascot?谁是那个扮吉祥物的男孩嗨艾伦我是索菲我们我需要你帮我一个忙...我你确定要发送吗APP值得等待你确定要发送吗APP值得等待我需要你帮我一个忙... 我你确定要发送吗APP值得等待我需要你帮个忙... 我会I hope you don't get in trouble for this, Aaron. 亚伦我希望你不会因此惹上麻烦I've been the mascot for two years,我当吉祥物已经当了两年了and I've never seen Mo in his natural element. 我还从来没见过莫回归自然He deserves a night of freedom.一晚的自♥由♥是他应得的It's almost 10:00.已经快十点了Where's Piper?派珀哪里去了Later, babe.回见亲爱的Oh, my God.哦天呐Where's the goat?羊呢Of course you had to show up wasted.你一定要喝得烂醉再来吗I am not wasted.我没醉You're wasted.你醉了Ugh. Eww.呃呕Yeah, you get used to that.是的你会习惯的What is it? Urine.习惯什么尿Oh, speaking of, I have to cop a squat.说到这儿我得去小个便Bucks pee on their entire faces,公山羊会在它们全身上尿尿like their whole beard and chest area.比如髯毛和胸部上Kinky.太变♥态♥了You would take it there.你会理解的It's actually very natural.其实这挺自然的That's right. The, uh, does find it irresistible.对的雌山羊会为此神魂颠倒Mo looks pretty content.莫看起来很满足You sure he wants to be free?你确定他想被放出去吗You try living in captivity for your entire life.你被关起来一辈子试试看Of course he does.他当然想了All right, Mo.好吧莫Door's open. Be free.门开了你自♥由♥了Come on, Mo. We're trying to set you free.来吧莫我们要放了你It's time to roam wild.是时候撒撒欢儿了Come here, Mo. I have some yummy grass for you can eat.来这里莫你可以吃我这儿的美味的小草I think that's fertilized.我觉得这被施过肥了No, no, he'll die. He can't eat that.不不他会死的他不能吃这个No, no, goats can eat anything.不不羊什么都吃I saw one eat a whole tin can once.我见过一只羊它吃掉了整个易拉罐That's a cartoon, Piper. I think I know the one.那是个动画片派珀我觉得我知道你说的那个Okay, but let me just go grab him.好吧让我把他拽出来吧How about you let someone who can stand upright do this?我们至少找个能站稳的人来吧Come on, Mo. You can do it.来吧莫你可以的Free Mo, and end animal mascot cruelty!自♥由♥的莫不用再被残忍♥地当成动物吉祥物了After years of severe trauma在被噪音人群混乱的游戏by the noise, crowds, chaos of games,摧残了那么多年之后and not to mention being forced to ride on a boat,更别提还被迫要坐一次船Mo is free.莫终于自♥由♥了Free Mo!自♥由♥的莫It's not funny, you guys.同志们这一点也不好笑This is so lame. Oh. Yeah.这也太无聊了是啊Do you like this song or something a bit more upbeat? 你想听这首歌♥ 还是更欢快一点的Does the top go up?顶棚能合上吗No. It's broken.不能它坏了I just keep praying it doesn't rain.我一直祈祷不要下雨H-How about this song?这首歌♥怎么样Uh, yeah, sure.哦可以行Can you turn it down a little?你能关小声点儿吗What's wrong?怎么了Don't you wanna be seen with me?你不想被人看见咱俩在一起吗No, yeah, it...不对是it's just that...只是you know, I-I'm a girl,那个我是个女生and you're a guy, and it's late, and I just...而你是个男生而且这么晚了我只是...I just don't want anyone to think we're...我只是不想让别人觉得我们...Right. You have an image to keep up.没错你要保持你的形象So when did you decide you wanted to wait till marriage? 你是什么时候决定不发生婚前性行为的Freshman year, when I started Worth the Wait.高一当我开始开♥发♥"值得等待"的时候Why? I made a pact with someone.为什么我和别人做了个约定Oh, like, with a guy?和一个男生吗No, not like that.不不是你想的那样Just a friend.一个朋友而已I have an idea.我有个主意This is so much fun!这太好玩啦Um, actually I... I want to tell you something.其实... 我想告诉你一些事情Could you put this back on?你可以再戴上这个吗I... I just feel like I might actually tell you我觉得如果我假装在和莫讲话if I pretend I'm talking to Mo.我才能说得出口You talk to Mo?你会和莫讲话Sometimes.有时会Do you think that's confusing for him,你觉得这会使他感到迷惑吗because I'm like his alter ego or...因为我就像是另一个他或是...Anyway, uh...总之额...here it goes.我想说I'm a virgin, too.我也是处Not by choice, exactly, but, yeah, I've never done it, so... 不是我刻意而为但是我从来没做过所以...maybe we're not so different from each other?也许我们彼此并没有那么不同Can I see your ring?我可以看下你的戒指吗Yeah.可以Pretty.很漂亮Thank you.谢谢你O.M.G. Eww!我的妈呀呕Is that what they look like?原来他们的那个长这样啊Wait. What? Wait. You've never seen one before?等下啥等下你从来没见过吗No.没有It's so angry-looking.看起来怒气冲冲的Ugh. I know.我懂Wait.等下He wants me to send him nudes.他想要我给他发裸照Wait. What did you just do?等下你刚刚在干吗Oh, I'm just kidding.哦我开个玩笑而已I sent him a picture of my granddad我给他发了张我外公when he went to the beach and lost his Speedos.之前去海滩丢了泳裤的照片Oh, my God. Eww.我的天呕You know, when I was dating Antony,你知道吗我和安东尼约会的时候he pressured me all the time.他总是给我施压He told me that if I wanted to kiss and hug,他说如果我想要接吻拥抱的话we'd have to do it first.我们得先做♥爱♥I-Is that why you broke up with him?这就是为什么你跟他分手了吗It's so stupid.太蠢了Like, why does it always have to be about sex?为什么总是要扯到性上I know.我懂Why don't we make a pact to stay virgins?为什么我们不做一个保持贞节的约定呢Really?真的吗Yeah. It's us versus the whole school.对呀这会是我俩对整个学校Let's wait to have sex until we're married.让我们等到结婚的时候再开始性生活Or at least engaged.或至少等到订婚Do you see any chicks up here?你们在这上面看到任何妞儿了吗Yeah, there's no way we can do this.呵呵我们肯定做不到的That's sexist.这可是性别歧视了Yeah, totally sexist, but true.对啊完全是性别歧视但也是事实I've researched competitive eating.我查过大胃王比赛的相关信息If we stand up, it'll give us more room for food.如果我们站着吃胃里会有更多空间承纳食物If we dunk each slice into water,如果我们把每片披萨泡在水里it'll lubricate the pizza going down our throats.会有助于我们吞咽Ugh. Yeah, no, I'm pretty sure I'm allergic to garlic. 好吧不要我非常肯定我对大蒜过敏I'm lactose intolerant, but I'm still doing this.我有乳糖不耐症但我还是过来参加了Yeah, I'm just not sure.好吧我只是有点犹豫What, you're too afraid犹豫什么你害怕to desecrate your perfect online image?这会亵渎了你完美的网络形象吗No, I don't care about that.不是我并不在乎那些Sure.鬼才信Think of Honor.想想奥娜Her whole life was grapefruits and hard-boiled eggs.她一生吃的只有西柚和水煮蛋Uh, we're here for the Big Mama & Papa's Pizza challenge. 我们是来参加"超级爸比妈咪比萨挑战"的Perfecto.好的First we need you to challenge another group.首先我们需要你们选一个组挑战We choose them.我们选他们Seriously?当真Boom.轰轰Boom.轰轰Pow. Yeah.啪耶Yeah, I don't know. Think is gonna be okay.是啊我不知道我想不会有事的Bathroom is back there. Okay.厕所在后面好的Yeah, you have one hour to finish these pizzas.你们有一个小时吃完这些披萨Let's make history, girls.创造历史吧姑娘们I mean, I'm on my period, so I've got this.我正来例假我能做到的Pronte, attente, via.准备注意开始What?怎么了It looks like someone threw up on your face. 你看起来像有人吐在了你的脸上Okay, have you seen your face?好吧那你看到你的脸了吗Or Sophie's?或苏菲的No, no, no, no, no.不不不不不Can't laugh. It hurts.不能笑疼You have one minute left.你们还剩一分钟Look, we're not gonna finish.听着我们不用吃完We just have to beat them,我们只需要比他们吃得多wipe their saucy smiles off their CrossFit faces. 把贱兮兮的笑容从他们那肌肉发达的脸上抹掉I can't. No more.我不行了不能再吃了I give in.我投降No, you can't give in.不行你不能投降Would you let those Worth the Wait girls你愿意让那些用"值得等待"的姑娘star in "Girls Gone Wild"?成为"野性妹网"的色情明星吗Mm-mm.不要Then show me your willpower!那就让我看到你的意志力Oh, God.哦天呐Time's up.时间到呃We tell no one about this.这件事谁也别说Sophie, do you have antacids?苏菲你有抗酸药吗Yeah. They're in my purse.有在我包里Oh, no. Block your ears again.哦不再把你们的耳朵堵上La, la la la la!啦啦啦啦啦La, la la!啦啦啦Okay, I'm gonna cross this off.好了我要把这条划掉了Next one on the list is...清单上的下一项是...perform at an open mic night.在麦克风之夜上表演Piper, this has your name written all over it.派珀这条写的都是你的名字What do you mean?你什么意思It's from that time that you choked这是咱们八年级时before the variety show in eighth grade.你在文艺晚会之前噎住的时候写的That's right.没错It was so embarrassing.当时太尴尬了Hey, you cannot talk about embarrassing.喂你没资格说尴尬We can literally hear you shitting molten lava. 我们都能听到你拉稀的声音好吗I hate myself.我讨厌我自己你什么时候到家我和你♥爸♥爸今You're leaving?你要走了对O-Okay.好吧Bye, Sophie.拜苏菲Okay, bye.好的拜There's really not a... A good way to say this真的没有一个合适的方式来谈这件事or a good time.或者一个合适的时机Your dad is moving out.你们的爸爸要搬出去了We were gonna wait until after graduation to tell you, but... 我们本来是要等你毕业之后再告诉你们的但是...Your mom can't live with me for one more second.你们妈妈连一秒种都不想再和我一起生活了You're the one who said our marriage was dead.是你说我们的婚姻已经名存实亡了Suppose this was a long time coming.我想这事儿酝酿已久了So you're just gonna leave, too?所以你也要离开了吗Got an early-morning lecture.明天有早课You seen my jacket?你看到我的外套了吗It's in the back room.在后面的房♥间里"There's something both frightening"黑暗既令人恐惧And yet so very comforting about darkness.又给人安慰It's in the way it hugs every curve of your body,它以日光做不到的方式How it forgives those mountains and plateaus包裹着你身体的每条曲线That daylight does not.笼罩着山脉和高原In the darkness, you can hide.在黑暗中你可以隐藏You can hide from pretty much anything,你可以躲避几乎任何事物so you turn off the lights."所以你熄灭了灯光"I don't even know if it's poetry,我都不清楚这算不算首诗just random thoughts,只是些胡思乱想brain excrement.大脑残渣No one's ever read it.没人读过I feel like I'm in the dark,我感觉我像在黑暗当中like I'm hiding.感觉我在躲藏You do? From what?是吗躲什么I keep listening to "Appassionata".我不停地听"热情奏鸣曲"Beethoven wrote it贝多芬在无人知晓他失去听觉的时候when he was losing his hearing and no one knew.写了这首曲子He hid it from everyone.他隐瞒了所有人He was in the dark.他身处黑暗之中Can I tell you something?我能告诉你件事儿吗Yeah. What's up?当然怎么了You should keep writing.你应该继续写下去Your brain excrement is good shit.你的大脑残渣可一点儿都不渣No, no, no, no, no, I am an average white guy.不不我只是一个普通的白人But I'm expected to somehow be doing awesome,尽管我只是个普通人别人却期待我做一些酷炫的事情succeeding, and kicking ass, despite being average. 拳打南山猛虎脚踢北海蛟龙Because I'm white?难道就因为我是个白人Let me ask you something.现在我问你几个问题If being white was all it was cracked up to be,如果仅仅因为是白人就值得被吹捧I should be hosting my own show on cable TV, right? 那我现在不应该在电视上主持自己的秀吗Well, then why am I stuck emceeing this open mic? 那为什么我却沦落到在这里主持麦克风之夜呢'Cause you suck.因为你逊毙了Loser.菜鸡Yeah, my... my mom showed up, everyone. Heh.我妈来了呵呵O-Oh, my God.噢我的天呐Guys. Hi.嗨伙计们Uh, w-what are you doing here?你们在这干啥呢We could ask you the same question.我们刚好也想问你这个问题We're here for the gig later.我们是来看过会儿的演出Oh.哦Thought you were helping your dad?你不是说你在帮你♥爸♥的忙吗Uh, yeah. Yeah, I was.啊是啊对之前是I just... I just saw there...我只是看到...We're here for open mic night.我们是来参加这儿的麦克风之夜的Why is that, J-Lo?为什么呢 J-LoBecause Honor wanted us to.。
